Quarterblack Primate
>>157368114Why no edition? mnmnlsm?
>>157368125Then why would you reply to me
Paco Hernandez! Report in immediately!
>queefs
First for MY Chicago Bears winning the Superb Owl
>>157368138attaboy Paco!
EEEENT
A MUTTHOMESIAN INTERCEPTION THROW!
the thred doesnt start until i post in it
My Ravens are winning the Soup Herbal :)
>>157368147case keenum super bowl mvp
>>157368115So you put down 500 based on luck and superstition? Do I have that correct?>>157368124Raiders arnt bad enough to get swept by their entire division. That didnt even happen last year with geriatric Pete carroll monkey nigger Geno Smith. 6 wins is reasonable. Cope
>>157368155For me, the best one is pooa turndaballova
>>157368155>packturdsgreen gay>boisshit shitshit >patscheatriots >raidersthats not even a joke? Henry ruggs killed someone like 4 coaches agothe others make sense i guess
kek a preseason game against the qweefs is like winning the superbowl to rampacos
>>157368155>gay qb>black qb>hurricane sob story bitches>Jim Kelly>xhehawks>poa & penis>packturds>gayders>no one can even name half the starters on this shit team>gaytriots - bitchknees is a FAGGOT>their only fan is some slant that was planted by the NFL to be on TV acting goofy>sois.
>>157368158DON'T STOPMAKE IT POPDJ TURN THE SPEAKERS UPTONIGHTI'MMA FIGHT
Jags shoot themselves in the foot nonstop.
>>157368175> So you put down 500 based on luck and superstition? Do I have that correct?thats literally all of gambling innit
Chiefs “Kingdom” doesn’t make sense as the Indians didn’t have kings. Chiefs Confederacy might make sense depending on the tribe
>Choofs
>>157368175>Raiders arnt bad enough to get swept by their entire division.
>>157368202>thats literally all of gambling innitif youre retarded maybe
>>157368203>ConfederacyYou realize most of that team is black, right?
How many tonight against the Ratbirds?
>>157368211Raiders earned the number 1 draft pick last year. they still didnt get swept. Learn the game.
>>157368196call the police neighbors idgaf https://youtu.be/kcxK1Tnwy5M
What's worse in preseason games than the backups playing and no one really caring, is the commentators and broadcast constantly blathering about human interest stories. stfuIf they just had the preseason games with 0 broadcaster yakking they'd by 100% better. Just let me hear the QB cadences and "crowd" noise
>>157368233>earned
>>157368221Black people are generally well versed in history and are likely to know all about the Iroquois Confederacy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haudenosaunee
>>157368233>Learn the game.Please, I've been watching that dogshit team since they were in LA.
>>157368256>capital "b"cuck.
>>157368215i bet you play baccarat and keno like a total mark
>>157368241sound like you need to be at the games watching live then having your fatass home on the computer typing out bullshit
>>157368266Yt fragility
Is Bahamasnigga a Falcons fan now?
>>157368266To be fair, it was the start of a sentence.
>22 yard completion, 16 air yardsThat's that good shit Simpson!
>>157368290Naw, remember he "goes to a few games every year" on his big fancy waiter hourly wage he makes.
>>157368271>give the NFL money
>>157368292we don't do good grammar here.
>>157368299he's doing well. I'm impressed with all the QBs from this draft class so far
queefs defense looks like shit against a rookie QB.
>>157368245Yes. Earned. The Raiders only scored more than 14 points in 7 games last year.Tank commander Geno, and retard Carroll earned that shit through hard work and dedication. A masterpiece of bad if you will.>>157368258I feel you, I do. But honesty I have nothing but contempt for fellow Raider fans who are just buck broken defeatists. Not even the Raiders can stop me from liking the Raiders. I am mentally untouchable.>>157368268I dont play chinkslop, sorry.
>>157368241>not watching any sports broadcast on mute with music onlol dipshit
>>157368331>tanking>earnedFUCK YOU
>>1573682323 tuddies
Oh, gee! Another shot of mutthomes on the sideline looking like a faggot! God, I LOVE preseason!
>>157368114Glad Jaxson Dart came back and threw a touchdown on his next play in the game. Maybe Brian Flores' rage at the Giants isn't unjustified but fuck him for going blitz-heavy in a preseason game.>hurr durr there are no unwritten rules in footballYes there are and one of them is not to blitz in preseason
Simpson looks like a real QB
>>157368331Oh, I'm not a raiders fan lol.
>>157368346We out tanked other teams also trying to tank fair and square. It was earned. cope and seethe.
>>157368366go back, you fuckin' twink.
>>157368155>Overtaken by Gayleb jokes by this point>Fair>I've never heard anyone say this, Bountygate may be a better contender here>Wide Right is the obvious correct answer here>Probably fair, if you don't include Us 12s>Fair, but it's still very funny>Probably Green Gay, there's no real common jokes outside of here about them>Was this ever a common joke? The ethnic makeup of the fanbase is more commonplace>Fair>Probably this, some other flavor of cheating, or 18-1>Fair>Probably beaten out by the delusions of Cowboy fans
>“Sir, Simpson has threw a second TD”
Mendoza won't be playing in Vegas 3 seasons from now.
>>157368381we sucked dick and licked asshole better, so give us the trophy! No wonder the Raiders play in the same city that hosts the AVNs.
>>157368395But only because the Raiders are moving back to LA since Vegas' economy is collapsing.
>>157368320>>157368377It's preseason. But it's as good a debut you could ask for. I've seen enough from him today.
>>157368400It's sad as hell they basically designed themselves to be bait for visiting team fans when traveling to Vegas.
>>157368400Jesus, you are a gotten to lol. Worked faggot
>>157368409Where are you sending the Chargers?
>>157368409Raiders to LA as the new SoFi renter team and Chorgers back to North Tijuana.
>>157368417>still reply to obvious baitCome on now, that was a good analogy.
>>157368155
>>157368435If by good you mean gay then yeah.
jag dragon
>>157368445No, if I meant gay I would have it was "Very Raiders"
>>157368441Dak and Romo still have the exact same number of playoff wins each: 2
>Joey Aguilar dragonBased
>>157368410Hate to say it (because I wanted Lemon or Bain if available @ #13) but Tyrone Simpson may possibly have been the correct decision
>>157368426LA will just have 3 teams and Chicago will have zero
Tell you what I really want is a fresh auntie anne's pretzel, maybe 2, but then I'd have to put on my shoes and drive 25 minutes both ways and find a parking spot at the mall and then wait in line.
>>157368480>Indiana has 2lol
How in the flying fuck is Uiagalelei on an NFL roster?
>>157368426Send them back to San Diego where they belong.
>>157368514>pay a premium for some asshole to take half my shit and it on the way over to my houseNo thanks. I've seen enough of those videos to know to never do that shit.
Ty Simpson is really good
Checking in boys. How is everyone's bussy doing this evening?
>>157368489??? Youre really contemplating all that just for a 12 dollar frozen pretzel?
>>157368514lol you lazy faggot
>>157368489show tits or gtfo
everyone shut up, the iggles are starting
WOW! A mutthomesian scramble and throw away there.
do the jaguars seriously have two players named brian thomas jr lmao
>>157368574 They're spelled differently though
>>157368549>12 dollar frozenYou don't have an auntie anne's outlet in your local mall? Sad.
>>157368563This! Go Birds!
not sure who to send meme energy to in the iggles ravens game
Why were people having a melty over him getting drafted?
>>157368586What the fuck kinda grandpa goes to the mall?
>>157368574One is Bryan Thomas Jr. and the other is Brian Thomas Jr.
>>157368597>QB3 in the first round
>>157368598That's what I'm saying. I really want one, but I hate the mall.
>>157368597Casuals who think they know more than McVay and Snead
>>157368574One is Bryan and one is Brian lol.
>>157368598The kind that actually leaves the house fatso.
>>157368606Buy a fuckin stand mixer and make em lazy bones.
>>157368586>auntie anne'>Not Frozenlol what a mark.
>>157368476McVay doesn't miss on this stuff, he and Snead draft really well
>>157368597Because he is good, but they didn't need a QB3 with a top 15 pick. Just wait till he shits the bed, like all rookie qbs do, then that chatter will come back.
>>157368604He could easily be a starter.
Everything the rams/mcvay touches turns to a massive W
>>157368597It just didn't seem like the "win now" choice. Stafford had an MVP season last year, but the defense was meh, so they should have picked someone on the defense.
>>157368476I feel you. Better than him being a bust.
>>157368611>know more than mcvayit was established that mcvay did not want them to draft a qb that early
>>157368574the league office forced their DE josh allen to change his name because normgroids kept confusing him with the cuckold too
>>157368597Because the Rams are contenders and spent a top 15 pick on a QB that won't play for at least 2 seasons instead of a piece that can contribute immediately. It's just like the Packers when they drafted Jordan Love except Ty Simpson has way less upside.
>>157368630...in the UFL
>>157368598I would love to go to the mall because I hate ordering clothes, but there are way too many nons there. Way way too many.
>>157368598Malls always had old folks who sat around and people watched. You zoomies need to stop talking about things when you know nothing about them.
>>157368624>he buys frozen pretzelslol what a faggot
>>157368628just google "sean mcvay did not want to draft simpson" bro. it was all your gm
>>157368589BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUMFly, Eagles Fly!On the road to victory!Fight, Eagles fight!Score a touchdown 1, 2, 3!Hit 'em low!Hit 'em high!And watch our Eagles fly!Fly, Eagles Fly!On the road to victory!E A G L E SAGLESE A G L E S
>>157368654>people-watched
google this bussy
>>157368620Ugh, sounds like a lot of work for 2 pretzels.
>>157368598Boy you got the millennials mad with this one.
>>157368657I'm talking body of work at large and they draft really well. Sometimes a coach doesn't want a pick sometimes a GM doesn't, that's how it goes. I don't care about gossip: I care he's on the team now and looks good.
>>157368638bad anon, you were supposed to buy McGay and Sneed's damage control media tour
>>157368662>he doesn't people watch.Was one of my favorite things to do on break, especially at the mcdonald's drive through that made you pull around the building, but the exit was right next to the drive through so you'd have people cutting each other off and honking at each other over who gets their goyslop sooner.
>>157368639I do think someone offered money to Josh Hines-Allen to do that so Bills Josh Allen could build a name brand. The NFL is slimy that way
>>157368666I bet you could freeze them after you boiled the dough and they would come out fine.
>>157368638Established by who? Tabloids and freeze frame twitter specilation? Lol!
>>157368678didn't you have a melty when he was drafted? >>157368680i'm sorry fren
>>157368655>he buys frozen pretzelsbut thats you every time you go to auntie annes, retard.
I am sorry for the cornerbacks who will not leave this game alive.
>Wrapped up just in time for Dodger baseballNoice
>>157368710>didn't you have a melty when he was draftedNo I was probably having sex during the draft
>>157368714nta but you really are stupid huhfun fact - little Caesars uses fresh dough made every morning its not hard to make fucking dough and fry it maybe try getting a job
>>157368666Bro it's zero work you throw the shit in a bowl and it mixes it for you
>>157368734>fun fact - little Caesars uses fresh dough made every morningA lot of places do, it's not making the dough it's what you put in it that matters. Subway bakes 'fresh' bread but it's ass.
>>157368727well i remember when he was drafted and there was not a single rams fan who was happy with the pick
>tyler poop
My emo ravens (who I just became a fan of) are playing! <3
My Commies will win the preseason NFCE
>>157368722....you don't think they...? ...you know...
RED RIFLE IN GREEN
Smoked culotte is finished. Will follow up with pictures soon to make you all jelly of my dinner.
>>157368751soooooo what are we talking about here because their pretzels are not frozen dough
>>157368751Doesn’t give them a good excuse to make their pizza taste like ketchup on crackers
>MFW when a...hominid (cough)...from Finland posts outside /hoc/
Shedeurbros… what happened…
>>157368734>jabroni mark still convinced his mallslop food isnt prepackaged frozen dreck marked up 250%.>Unironically praising Little Caesars """"Pizza"""Shigdigitydoo
>>157368761I forgot about the draft and didn't look at it until like a week after. I was fine with the pick, some rookie at 13 wasn't going to move the needle much so stashing a QB for after stafford was fine in my book.
I just wish the kept the gold borders for the numbers. It's a huge part of the look. The collars aren't a big deal for me, they've been changing them every other season for a decade.
>>157368789>>157368798quit letting women dictate your taste in food and get a job
>>157368798have another drink, ray.
>>157368789Bro are you fucking retarded? That's exactly what I'm saying, Little Caesars making their dough fresh every day doesn't mean shit if it tastes bad.
bird teams are cancer
>>157368790you must be new here fren>>157368801lol ok
>more yards>more air yards>more TDs>better QBR>got the WThey said I was crazy for telling them Simpson was better than Memedoneza. Not looking so crazy now
I've seen enough put in McKino
>>157368761nothing is/has been organic about the rams since the LA stadium was finished/stafford tradethe league office openly shills them
IIRC Andy Dalton has the third most career yards of any active QB
>>157368785Sorry bro, its frozen food.https://www.auntieannes.com/retail-products
THE AINTS LOST LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157368831So why couldn't Simpson beat Bennett in camp and play with the 2s?
>>157368853Yeah, we did. Number 13 is ass
>>157368831Simpson also played like the whole game while mendoza only got 4 drives idiot
>>157368848Is it Rodgers-Stafford-Dalton-Flacco then?
cant find a fucking philly stream, its all baltmurder streams. FUCK FUCK FUCK
Huntley nice throw
>>157368864Yeah that's the top 4 IIRC
LETS GO BIRDS
>>157368830>lol okJust answering your question honestly. Not sure what else to say.
>>157368863He only got 4 drives cause the Raiders saw how frail he was after taking that sackSimpson came out of busted pockets time and time again and made good reads
>>157368846yeah i agree
>>157368879All the streams I've found for preseason games have been the hosting team
>>157368849are you pretending to be retarded or are you genuinely this stupid
GG aints.
iggles are blitzing a lot
>>157368888She's fat: compression pants and a favorable angle can't hide it.
My neighbor is avoiding me after we got drunk and I told her she needs to piss on my face
>>157368896He only got 4 drives because he proved himself ready to go almost immediately on that touchdown drive he ran up the gut and tried to truck a linebacker and 2 DBs at the same time and then immediately threw his TD strike
>>157368893and i said ok, it's not that deep. i dont like people who were ready to storm their team owner's gated suburban mansion after a pick/trade/signing etc. and after one good game go "yeah i knew it from the start this was good" you know. i checked announcement on rams insta and it's full of melties
>>157368903Flyover behavior.
i despise commercials but this gayleb writing in his journal madden commercial is pretty funny
>>157368900
T YY
>>157368751How is subway “ass?” You made the sandwich nigga pick better next time
>>157368942>youre a flyover if youre capable of rubbing 2 brain cells together finally starting to figure out how the world works eh?
>>157368937No, you said 'lol ok', you condescended because my reply wasn't to your liking or expectation.
>>157368963hmm how does this align with demographics hehe
>>157368929>that touchdown drive he ran up the gut and tried to truck a linebacker and 2 DBs at the same time and then immediately threw his TD strikeGlad you saw how retarded that was too, he ran right into the lineman instead of hitting the wide open grass and sliding for more yardage. His instincts are terrible.
tyler poop bandit strikes again
Well Ravensbros looks like we’re drafting another kicker
>Tyler Poop
>>157368966well i cant really claim that "no, you did not feel that way back then" now can i? you know better than i do
>>157368995yeah loop was a terrible missprobably the biggest indictment of harbaugh out of everythingdude can't even recognize a good kicker anymore
Yo can Fangio stop blitzing like a fucking pussy
Smoked culotte for dinner tonight.
>>157368989>ramspaco seethe lock in buddy theres another 15+ years of fernando to have a meltdoza over
that play is better than anything patullo called all last year outside the redzone
You know what I can't stand? A defense that can't tackle.
did this guy seriously just say that left handed people use the other side of their brain?how fucking stupid are these people?
>Obessed with frozen mall food.>Loves little caesars>Rages about getting called an obvious flyoverWhat else can we assume about you? You a chiefs fan by chance? kekaroo
PICK 6ICK6
>>157369047But enough about Quon Martin
>red rider bb gun
>>157369057NOT so fast
>>157369056>frozen mall food.you really are a retard.
>>157369027But anon the Rams drafted the better Quarterback. Why would I seethe?
>>157369064I don't understand why he's even in. we know what he can do. put tanner and others in
>>157369069Reffies check cleared, no pick 6
am I retarded? that didn't look like it touched the ground at all
turns out cutting Justin Tucker for no reason wasn't such a good idea.
>>157369056>off trip >>157369076>on trip inb4 inspect element screenshot
>>157369085he trapped it with the ground
>dalton plays like shit so the defense can't get any meaningful snapsradical
>>157369092I love you too anon thanks 4 the reply
are the Seahawks good enough to make another deep run?
>>157369108yes
>>157369073/kek you are a chiefs fan arnt you?What are the chances that you have lived, or currently live in a trailer park? Pretty high id reckon.
I hope Andy Dalton gets the chance to shit on the cowsois for how they treated him when he replaced an injured ACK a few years ago.
>>157369108>are the Seahawks Lucky* enoughNo. Scam Shartnold is going to pay for what hes done.
>>157369081remember when the panturds benched brass dung for him only to have to immediately go back to dung after dalton got in a car accident kek
Nacua is a nut
>>157369120you're arguing with two people you stupid fuck.
>>157369136lol I do 'member
The fuck...why is NFL Fantasy on (((espn))) now?
Justin Tucker did nothing wrong btw
ringo is still on the team?
the eagles backup dline and LBs are pretty good. backup corners are meh
Weird how Tucker gets shunned from the league, but the >black qb watson is playing in games and making a gtd quarter billion
>>157369164>masseuse/physical therapists when their client is affiliated with the NFL
>>157369005>well i cant really claim that "no, you did not feel that way back then" now can i?No you can't buy you keep trying for some reason
>>157369189to be fair, the browns are the worst franchise in american sports
They just showed the ACKson shart sack on NFLN.
Ravens shattered Tyler Loop's confidence by having him kick the single most important kick possible then following it up with a 50 yarder in the preseason. Man will never recover mentally
>>157368830don't talk to me ICE paco hernandez
stop being mean to the fin you kike worshipping tripfag
>>157369204i already dropped this subject and discussion back at "lol ok" fren
How's my boy Shedur?
>>157368910yeah, too bad she doesn't look like an anorexic male of peculiar age huh turbo queer
>>157369189Antonio brown got signed with the bucs after provably sexually assaulting both a physical therapist and a professional artist he hired to work in his house
this NFL commercial makes it clear that Micah parsons has some kind of CTE brain damage or is mildly retarded Thats really the best take they got? hes slurring every other word
>>157369260Hmm, wonder what watson and brown have in common...
Jaxson Dart got fucking blasted
>>157369302>or is mildly retardedWhy would you think the average athlete is a good speaker?
>>157369244one is tempted to say he appears as a peculiar member of the animal kingdom humping a football
>run>run>pass>puntit's like patullo never left
It's different when Athletes like Antonio Brown or Watson do it. Totally unforgivable when a special teams player like Justin Tucker or Matt Araiza are accused, but Athletes just can't help themselves.
>>157369317Good
I personally have never even seen the inside of a trailer before. But for a chiefs fan who has never seen the ocean, for whom the height of cuisine is a steady childhood diet of frozen pretzels and corn syrup, their posts start to make a lot of sense.Girm stuff
Dustin' off this classic.
cooper why u drop?
>>157369318is it wrong to assume that a sober person is capable of enunciating a single sentence without slurring like theyre blackout drunk?
>>157369306quite peculiar indeed
>>157369302American Football is very similar to the military in the sense that roles are extremely specialized and require morons, lest the players will get bored or improvise and throw off the plan. You can only fit so many intelligent players on the field before you start to get diminishing returns.
>>157369331>GirmLol
>joe fagnanodicklmao unfortunate name
>>157369335He talks like a retard because he's probably a retard and this shouldn't surprise you because there's no reason an athlete wouldn't be a retard
I'm unironically so ready for this team to move on from Justice Hill. They need another body to take heavy reps. The offense works around a one-cut back. Why the fuck is HB2 a tiny scatback?
The Eagles defense SUCKS
>>157369335there's a shit ton of people in this country that probably shouldn't have been allowed to graduate high school
>eat an entire bag of Cinna-Dragons from Trader Joes >achieve an erection lasting longer than four hours
>>157369374I had big hopes for Adam Randall being Derrick Henry jr. and rising up to RB2 but he hasn’t done anything yet
>>157369349touch saltwater. now
>>157369401I had their sugar free gummies and had terrible gas all night D:
lakegoyim having a meltdown because his beloved goychise got sold to a literal agent of Israel kek
How early can CTE be diagnosed?
>>157369449Literally Yamcha pose
>>157369332Well, well. The consequences of my own actions.
>>157368388...holy shit, is THAT why the UFC thread is called /heem/? After all these years, mystery uncovered...
Oh fuck my asshole feels crusty rn
>>157369454KEK
>>157369467How fuckin new are you?
>>157369409He has played the worst so far out of all QBs on the roster. He better suck up to Canneles so he can stick around as a backup.
both of these teams are FUCKED if their QB1 goes down
>>157369449kek, based Kangz.
>>157369487this is the most autistic nigga I have ever seen
mckee time
>>157369409POV: You're a wildlife enthusiast and you've just snuck up on a lion chasing a gazelle.
>>157369467I've hear enough Samir; fuck off back to /hoc/.
I don't have to water my plants we got fucking flooded and it was based. Went out and drove in it and my pickup almost got flooded.
>>157369487Hair like Sideshow Bob's brother voiced by David Hyde Pierce.
bros what the fuck are we going to do about climate change
imagine if all these players were naked and instead of trying to score they were just kinda touching each other gently
>>157369487Why is Jason Luv walking down that corridor?
>>157369545Just kill all niggers, kikes, jeets, and progressives.
>>157369545Make every stadium a dome I guess.
is it me.th or cra.ck streams these days
Kaliakino would've made that throw
>>157369254This sites reputation for being extreme really is on the nose. Case and point: I make one comment about this girl being fat and abusing camera angles and you immediately jump to the conclusion I like anorexic gay men. It's almost like you're so insecure about your sexuality you have to call strangers on the internet gay to supress your own gay urges and instincts.Another reputation that 4chan is slowly gaining is that it is full of angry closeted gay men with mommy issues, which wouldn't suprise me considering how defensive everyone gets at even possibly being percieved as gay. Not to mention all they unsolicited gay thoughts and speculation the average user throws out.
>>157369591so many streams got wiped out during the world cup
>>157369607FIFAniggers must hang.
>>157369545I'm gonna let china and india get their shit together and then I MIGHT consider doing something.
>>157369429Gummies hibernate in your colon. Enjoy colon cancer.
>>157369604first day here?
>>157369591>cr.ack stream kek its not 2021 anymore. we are all on her.ion dot dream
>>157369644No, been here since 2009. 2016 hurt the site and COVID ruined it.
>>157369487Surely QB1 scuttling around the Ravens' stadium like a crab bodes well for their championship aspirations.
>>157369656>been here since 2009
It's time to get down on all fours like a true fan
>>157369654I think I was using meth streams last winter? Idk I cant remember. That site you mentioned sounds comically fake
Preseason is a return to 1980's football. The QBs are so bad nobody wants to pass so it's all run games and defense
>>157369667I can't imagine taking pride in being on this site for a long time or mocking users for not being on this site for a long time. Like how big of an incel loser do you have to be.
>>157369604thanks bro! (You) too.
>>157369604someone give me a tldr
This new guy is pretty good, he could give Tyler Huntley a run for his money
>>157369701At least tree fiddy
>>15736969280's qbs would BTFO modern qbs lel
been here since 2006. 33, khv but 315lb bench lmao
>>157369724That's on reddit, maybe that site would be more your speed. Users are actually expected to read here.
I BEEN HERE
>>157369742>Users are actually expected to read here.fuck
>>157369545Nothing probably
>>157369742get to the point faggot im not reading all that this is /sp/ not a drama thread
>>157369736>khv but 315lb bench lmaoDoesn't mean shit unless you're ripped. Seen plenty of fat guys benching more than that at the gym. >>157369744I was having an unironic sex session with my girlfriend that night, we had sex for like 5 hours, I orgasmed 7 times and she came 17 times. Didn't even watch the game. Didn't even know 4chan existed.
Hey, it's preseason for /nfl/ posters as well.
wtf are Baltipooreans spelling?
>>1573697755'10 200lbs. unfortunately hairy and look like a gay bear (which I am not)
>>157369772That was the point. If two short sentences and one simple concept is too much for you, you're retarded.
>>157369727
this giganigga guard is great
Lamar's interviews are hilarious
>>157369800I didn't ask for your height and weight, I asked if you're ripped. Girls don't give a shit if you can bench x number, they care how you look.
>>157369808Legend has it Lenny Dawson smoked 47 cigarettes during Super Bowl I.
>too lazy to look up a streamcan someone just give me updates every two minutes on the game?>>157369802That was my tolerance when I realized I was an alcoholic and quit
this offense basically looks like kellen moore's but more under center
>>157369827you really love sucking >black qb dick, don't you, samir?
>>157369802Your tolerance is just super high from drinking hard liquor
>female commentator on the shecocks game
>I was having an unironic sex session with my girlfriend that night, we had sex for like 5 hours, I orgasmed 7 times and she came 17 times. Didn't even watch the game. Didn't even know 4chan existed.
>>157369830well you seem to care and say girls care so I have deduced you are a girl. please quit replying to me
>>157369545I mean you want wars? We need to cull the human pollution, any initiative or meme program they do is irrelevant when another billion people just pop out.
Game thread got removed on nfl sub and eagles sub after the Ravens touchdown lmao
>>157369849Mutts law
>>157369804>if you dont want to read my paragraphs seething about other men on a /sp/ board youre retarded youre not making any points. i bet your prostate isnt well to be so naggy.
>>157369852>>157369843i kinda did beers this go around as a look see and yeah i hate it cuckold drinking gonna go and get a few more tallboys and just shotgun them to make my dick wiggle
>>157369895can someone translate this?
>>157369881>the most attractive women I ever met was a toothless crack whore
>FAGnanoWhat a name
>>157369897Yeah, thought so faggot.
>>157369897Samir! no talky during football game....
>>157369949nah she was 23, and i was 17 working at an upscale Italian restaurant and had a MASSIVE crush on her she knew it and would drink with me and we’d cuddle/make out and stuff but was surprisingly respectful of the 18 rule and we never had actual sex a decade later I still think about her
>out of NA BeersFUUCK
Is nobody watching the Cowboys-Seattle game?
>>157370013I cant find a stream but I also havent looked
Ty Dolla Sign puttin the League on Notice
>both the Lakers and burrs got cucked from Hispanics in the same weekKek, flee to the Rams paco
>>157370039>Ty Dolla SignThis is not catching on
>>157370013I haven't watched a single second of preseason football outside of webms here and clips on Twitter
>>157370051I miss what Seattle was 20 years ago
>Eagles have a stagnant offenseAwesome
>>157370072I miss Seattle when they were not owned by a jeet
>>157370013I’m watching it. Disappointed Milroe isn’t playing but it’s fun watching our 3rd string tight ends get a workout.
ringo is such a disappointment. the only georgia player that was just sucked
>>157370112OH SHIT HE DID SOMETHING!
>>157370105why dont they wipe down equipment or rack weights at the gym bro
>Fagnano
RINGO PICK
>FAGnano qbs
>>157370130honey, these delicious jelly roles o' mine weren't made in no gym
>not trying before the halfwhy is sirianni like this >>157370112>>157370159oops meant *has just sucked lol
Ringo mean apple :DDD
>>157370167because he's not a tryhardit's preseason
Seahawks roster is deep as hell.
>>157370182he doesn't do that in the regular or even playoffs either. it's some gay analytics thing. if the first play isn't an "explosive play" he just shuts it down and ends the half.
*fingers my own asshole*
it's the same shit
>found a stream on youtube>random trump ad every 10 minutesthanks for $5 gas
>>157368929>he proved himself ready to go almost immediately>lost the QB1 job Kuck Cousins
>>157370235Whachu talkin bout willis? I paid $3.48 an hour ago.
The Seahawks game is blacked out :(
Dem boys might not win 7 games this season. I'm about ready to start the DIE JERRY DIE meme
>>157370235go AWAY bitchknees
>had half a pack of smokes yesterday >got druk last night>today only one leftHow the FUCK is this fair?
can someone get this jigaboo off the broadcast
Just got to the Dallas-Seattle game. Are starters still in?
So is this the year the Bears go to the top, or will Caleb finally get exposed?
>>157370371and there it is
>>157370379they were never in
I can tell I wont be shitting for the next 2-3 days
>>157370399Bears vs Broncos super bowl you heard it here first
Betting on preseason games is kino.
love all these delusional chokeland fans who think they might win a game in the regular season lol
>>157370438paid advertiser.>>157370382hot as fuck.
>>157370413Eat some feijoa that'll get you shitting like a real one
>>157370438>Betting on preseason games is lonely as fuck.ftfy
>>157370413Just get yourself some taco bell lettuce. youll be shitting up a storm
>>157370433FTP
wtf the nigerian looks like a DT in pads
>>157370474 Thanks grandma. Very topical. Mind if I share that quip to my facebook page?
>no 5/10 asian girl will say she loves mewhy bother
>>157370483
>>157368155Buffalo= "WIDE RIGHT".
kek confirmed doyerpacos desperate to jump ship to the rams
>>157370496>even that fat and ugly chink doesn't find you attractiveyou should probably just kill youself
>>157370494lol you have a facebook? Think youre the gandma here buddy
this nigga said facebook page
>hey unc>hey grandpa>hey grandmaWhy are you fags all acting like you're not 30+ years old?
>>157370541You know you do. Stop being coy whippersnapper.
We've got retarded leadhead flyovers lads
>>1573705355/10 is dead avergae, not fat and ugly
>>157370555i deleted all my social media in 2015ish. Felt, and still feels great honestly
>>157370537Keeeeeeek they're so raped and gaped right nowThey'd need to win 10 WS in a row to make up for these Ls
David Olajigaboo
>>157370554don't you lay that evil on me Ricky Bobby. I'm the only one in this thread to use the word >aspirations
>>157370578f bet
Philly finishing 4th in the east this year
>>157370606wanna try and type out a coherent response without crying this time?
>>157370582Hey Chikaner. Came back crawling because you lost?
forgot eagles also make white people seethe
>>157370625One of my teams won today (spirit at EWC)Your teams got raped and gaped on ownership level and will never recover lol
>>157370444Not sure chokeland is still a valid pun since they haven't been the Oakland Raiders for a few years now
The kids at work keep saying bet and I just smile and nod like wtf are they saying?!
FOOOOMBLE
FOOOOOOOMBLE
I'm not watching either of these boring ass games
>esports
>>157368598One who wants a pretzel, obviously
Gayleb wears that thing in his pants that gives you a cameltoe
Still around a month until the real bussy season begins
>>157370732too bad your gay ass fucking faggot bitch team isn't playing, huh?which team you hope to watch when the post season starts and your pussy cuck team is already knocked the fuck out?
kek Paco fuming as the hated east coast cucks him again
jenny loves sitting on penises
I wish i had a hairy meaty pussy between my legs
>>157370884you do though, you're own.
>>157370884a boy pussy is close enough for meGET OVER HERE YOU
if this is the offense the eagles run, it's the same patullo/sirianni slop
I got more NA beers
This thread is full of fags. Why?
We’re so back
>>157370884*whooooooooooosh*look again
Is that nigga's name really FAG ANON?
oh shit the lefty rookie
>>157370971you and your friends just showed up.
this better not be the offensive scheme they start the season with
>>157371160I think it's great
>>157370971...I'm not gay
>>157371197Remember when cushing was GUSHING blood all over from either headbutting someone or something like that?
My joshie was elite today :)DJ moore 140 catches for 1500 yds.
>>157369189A matter of timing. Tucker's scandal broke while he was entering free agency after beginning to decline so he had very little value and no associated sunk cost. Teams didn't have to eat a bunch of salary or worry about costing themselves games by not having him on the team.Wheras Watson famously had a fully guaranteed deal that was maybe the worst contract in sports history that ghey were already stuck with before shit hit the fan. There was no way out of it. They would have loved to do him like Aiyuk and weasel out of but they didn't have an escape hatch, just a massive dead cap hit if they cut him. And no point in cutting him if if saves you no money, the pr shitstorm already happened.
>>157371241https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDqlx5tgT5Q
>>157371318They should have just hired someone to...take care of watson, iykwim.
>getting annihilated in the preseason yall ain’t finna tell me your starting lineup or second team didnt score a single point amirite
filthy in mid-season form!
Josh should have two MVPs, Lamar should have none.
>>157371326kek, that was next in my queue after this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8I-d7RbOoY
>>157371337don't talk like that zoomer, you're a white kid from the suburbs not black
>igglesLmao
>>157371337who gets the blame now that Patullo is gone?
>>157371378https://youtu.be/5BtOaMMZqN8
>>157371337playing starters in the preseason is for tryhards
>This video contains content from NFL, who has blocked it from display on this website or applicationWatch on YouTube
>>157371399>i-it's preseason!
>>157371399probably the 4th stringers
>>157371399merrill was saying this isn't their full offense, it's really dumbed down from what he's seeing in camp
>>157368126
>lefty carson wentz
shitconsin has still not recovered from this btw
>>157371337>>157371399UH OH STINKY!
>>157371480This Merrill fella sounds like he could just about sell ice water to Eskimos. Brother your fucking offense couldn't even get into field goal range.
I guess iggles offense was made for a QB with legs because between Dalton, McKee, and Payton they all sucked ass until Payton started using his legs then suddenly the offense went down the field with ease
>>157371508>garbage time TDDakian
boooo they gave up the shutout booooooo
>>157371521there aren't many true pocket QBs left, almost every QB has at least enough mobility to get away from pressure.
Our backups scored 20 points and forced 3 picks
>>157371521also it's prevent defense, blitz the QB every play, just go have fun out there and try not to get hurt time
>>157368114
>>157371336This whole problem started because Waston hired someone to uh, take care of him, iykwim
>>157371511the corpse of the red rifle underperformed in preseason, go figureit was mckee that suprised mevery out of form for him even as a backup caliber QB he still typically looks better than the stinkers he was throwing
>>157371500>its real
>>157371598wdym?
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