GOAT edition >>157376324
KEK what a joke of a sportretarded nigger shit lmfaoodana should kill himself after sucking nigger pisslamic cock
I told y'all about Donte Johnson. Now you know. 170, 185, and 205.
>>157378919you seem upset b
>>157378879Morales is intriguing. We haven't seen him get sniffed before. He is massive, has a judo base, and has a particular stance where he's learned forward with his hips way back that could make it challenging for Islam to get a hold of him. Brady never came closePrates is not intriguing. He was sniffed by the man who was sniffed by the man. He doesn't stand a chance which is probably why it's the fight they will make
Slamdaddy broke him.
It wasnt a bad fight, I was too drunk but did Islam retire or is he going to defend again?
>>157378931Idk. Kek
>>157378905Excellent thread
>>157378905>lw most defenses>longest win streak>no one gives a fuckbrutal
>>157378926cope that this sport is retarded nigger shit thanks 'b'
raped bitch!
Islam should've retired on the spot. He doesn't want to cut to 155 anymore and he didn't look dominant at 170.
>>157378935Prates objectively deserves it more. Yes it’s unlikely to be a competitive fight but this dude is simply not an elite win
pisslamic rape cucked nigger got his face mushed
what would you say to the great abdulmanap if you could speak to him right now?
>>157378949yeah you need to take a break
>>157378956Yeah looked bad in moments literally had a "oh shit" type of look when he was struggling to get the takedowns
Morales has been manifesting for a while
>>157378963>Is it possible to teach your system to this chechen fighter with gas problems
>>157378947When why have you been crying about it all day?>>157378581
>>157378968pussy niggerpisslamic nigger got his face mushed and you're a bleeding pussy niggerevery american is a bleeding pussy nigger bar none
>>157378978gms no one cares they're witnessing "the goat" because they know it's manufactured bullshit, not that you could understand it
I HATE WRESTLESTALLERS
>>157378935might be a nothingburger but compare these stances. who looks more prepared to stuff a takedown attempt?
this is literally every bleeding pussy american nigger when they lose an argument >OH YOU'RE MAD NIGGER>OH YOU'RE FEELING EMOTIONS NIGGER>I AM LE SUPERIOR REDDIT NIGGERlol, kill american niggers, fucking loser niggers
>>157378958I think Islam always beats Prates. But if Morales goes after, he could bank on the effects from the beating Prates will put on him
>>157378981>>157378986>>157378985Slamdaddy broke you.
>>157378958Yeah Prates definitely deserves it more. He has better wins and more star power, but I don't see any world where he wins. Morales is an unknown
>>157379001lol get mad nigger slam'daddy' broke himself
Ilia Topuria vs Jalin Turner is the fight to make
>>157378971Still goes to show just how shit the entire 170 division is.
we had it 48-47 garrybeast
>>157379014And there it is, the final pathetic cope. Welterweight is arguably the best division in the sport right now
>>157379013Makachev should go for the Chimaev superfight
alright niggers I'm going to bed niggers wish me a bedtime story niggers sheeeeit niggers goodbye
>>157378963Your wrestling ruined the meta, dynamic pace and entertainment of fighting for decades, just so your kid could become champion out wrestling strikers and quit with a perfect record so he could never be beaten. One hell of an achievement
>>157379038sorry I mean goodnight niggers alright goodnight niggers
Islam said he’s going to continue bulking up, not sure if this is a good idea because his cardio is starting to look very suspect. It might become khamzat tier where he can only really wrestle for 2/5 rounds
>>157378963Ask him if it's true that he copied GSP's fighting style
i am not pleased
>>157379038>>157379043You should be banned for saying that word. It's not acceptable. You are disrupting our diverse and tolerant community.
>>157379007I don't think Prates ever wins, but if he goes before Morales there's a chance Prates leaves something that doesn't recover for Morales to capitalise on
>>157379050nice, i thought i was the only one who thought islams cardio and pace were a step down from lw. It's a bad idea, but he probably wants to be a little more beefy for morales
>>157379058other way round mate
>>157379050Khamzat has a bad team, they foolishly made him bulk to 205 before taking a 185 fight. Aside from Arman, they are not very smart.
>>157379064he didn't look as sludgey against jackbeit
Tradition and Family Values won. That's something we can all be grateful for.
You may not like it but Leon has all the tools to beat Islam. We've just got to put together one last t'ulrun bruvs
>>157379073they say JDM was injured so thats probably why islam took him down and held him down so easily. he didnt have to push him self so hard like he did against garry
>>157379074get a crate full of my balls on your forehead
>>157379075The garry vs islam fight should be a mandatory watch for anyone that's going to fight islam, islam vs dustin is a good watch too. Dustin laid out a good gameplan that involved body shots, i was surprised garry didnt go to the body more
>>157379050I think if Islam and the smaller one could do good in a different training camp away from Khabib, maybe pushes them to hard and they're scared to complain.
>>157378996You mad?
Ian Garry is a posh aristocratic princely character who offends people with his nobility and chivalry. He’s like Prince Charming or lord farquad from shriek. Lower classes see this as gay and performative, but in reality it reflects genuine belief. People like Islam represent savage warrior types based on honor and duty. Iran Garry is based on patronage and giving proper due based on status. This angers and confuses the honorable warrior savage.
>>157379083Jack is unfortunately ass. Garry is simply a much better fighter
fuck guys edson was crying :(
>>157379075Leon is a mental midget and is done
JDM had no business being the champion off a single comeback win vs the corpse of Gilbert Burns
Morales will expose pisslam as a lightweight weight bully who can't do shit against actual big people with power
>>157379116Poorales is getting 50-45ed by garry next :(
...
>>157379073Khamzat fell apart when Sean was defensively effective. Seems like if they take too long on a takedown they tire quickly
>>157379120Cuckry is mentally finished. He's getting brutally heemed into retirement next.
>>157379116Morales is a bigger weightbully at 170 than Islam ever was at 155
>>157379098yeah, you're right. JDM won the belt because of luck. I dont think he wins the belt again and becomes a top 5-10 gate keeper
How is troonvenia holding up? All that gay porn xhe drew of Oinkry only for xhim to get knocked down by a headkick from someone 6 inches shorter than xher...JEEEEEEEEEEEEJ
>>157379133It will be a fitting end for the crotchsniffer
>>157379120nah, morales chins garry
>>157379097In reality they are two puffs who would cease to exist in a cage with your GSPs and Matt Hughes.
>>157379135About as well as troon zealand
>>157379122Needs a better transition. Those tiktok kids can help
>>157379143He’d have to land first
>>157379134Is JDM the #1 fraud Champion?There are more champions who won a belt, actually undeserving of the title, right?Outside of a real fraud in TJ dillashaw sausing for the Cody fight
>>157379194belal is #1 fraud champ
>>157379116We must bounce our bacon boiminges for sexy brown Daddyrales! All our piggy fighters are so weak and pathetic…
>>157378905Ian won.
>>157379182he'll fuck ian, then his wife afterwards
>>157379154That piglet has terminal IDS I fear!
Ali Bagautinov was a bum
Does Jamahal Hill count?Beat an old man to get it and couldn't defeat actual contenders
>>157379213In no world did Ian win. 1,2,5 at a bare minimum.
this was the punishment we had to endure before witnessing the knuck festival that is the 29th
>>157379243>49-45That's not even a possible score
>>157379243Yes Islam won the fight on paper, but besides the head kick in round 2 he didn't do shit, he held a guy and survived, waiting for the rounds he won to be over. Islam was tired and beat up meanwhile Garry looked fresh and still ready to go. Therefore, Ian Garry won the story.
what is wrong with new zealand as a country? some other NZ dude is oddly perpetually racist as fuck in /nba/ too
>>15737925710-8 for the knockdown? I don't agree with it, but yeah possible.
>>157379243Islam won the decision, Ian won the fight. Can't remember ever seeing a winner look that much more damaged than the loser
>>157379275yep, Islam won the fight but lost the story
>>157379275>Garry looked fresh and still ready to gobut never actually went
>>157379240He was never the same after the injury so it's hard to say
>>157379275Same as the Volk 1 fight, but I actually think Volk won that one.
>>157379281Seemed more like he knocked Ian off balance. He didn't even fully hit the floor and popped right back up
>>157379278thats based though
>>157379278Maori genes
>>157379298he should have taken a risk in the 5th round, his corner should have told him he needed a finish
>>157379320WONK NOSE
>>157379285GSP/Hendricks
Ian literally scratched islam’s face with his small knuckles from the clinch, the headkick was by far the biggest strike in terms of concussive damage You can also tell this because people would be making compilations of Garry’s strikes if anything truly significant landed
>>157379285sanchez kampmann
>>157379285Bisping silva
>>157379285Bisping vs hendricksStrickland vs ddp 1 (yeah sean was cut but dric looked legit mutilated)
I learned something new today
Speaking of diego sanchez, wtf does this dude get up to day to day I wonder
#1 fraud belt holder is Du Bronx with BMF
>>157379285Volk/Islam 1
>>157379285Lmao you started watching mma last year, cazzie
https://youtu.be/tsp7IOr7Q9A
We're the ones that lose the most watching this shit.
>>157379423It was a great watch for me. Other than Abdul-Malik all the guys I like won.
>>157379390Living a full life in New Mexico
>>157379434in the long run
Niggaz sayin that Topuria is gay lol. Mayne he got two baby mommas and spends his weekends like this
>>157379452They’re projecting. Always have been.
Disgusting bogged freakazoid
>>157379398Biggest frauds at the top >Tom HW>Chuck BMF>Strickland MW >Van FLW>Yan BW>Islam WW>Ulberg LHW>Volk FW>Gaethje LW
Topiglet spends the weekends with a BBC pressed up against his snout
>how im feelin rn
Alrite its time to admit that Brazza is on goat list.>Two weight champion>Dominant wins and finishes>17 win streak which is hard as shit to fucken pull off>Only one loss on record Brazza is a goat. You kno dis. Accept or prepare to have bamhole heemed.
>>157379452He'll regret bigly again
Russians love sniffing dick it’s crazy
>>157379412A few years, actively. I don't have all this obscure information in my head. I know that Diaz always leaks and Tony Ferg would
>>157379481India Topigclit uses was/raped pronouns
Luke Thomas gave round 4 to Islam.
Aljo Sterling: champion trough disqualification
>>157378919Eternal cope and seethe. Just jump into the your next hopium prates or morales. Lol
>>157379525For once he's making sense. Usually Guru has the better takes but the tables have been flipped all week.
>>157379525luke thomas also strongly believes women are fundamentally mistreated in the USA
>>157379525Big story loss for Islam
>>157379541Morales has a real chance. He's a big bad dude who can KO anybody. Islam obviously one of the best ever but he's not as dominant as he was in Lightweight.
>>157379452Topturo is on a higher level
Schaubcuck could never.
My boy? Adriano Martins
>>157379097>Iran Garry is based on patronage and giving proper due based on statushmmmm yeah this makes sense actuallly
>ynr the new ufc gloves
Shavkat "The New Biggest What If" Rakhmonov
>>157379660At least Shavkat won a 5 round fight unlike that cardio bum Zabit
Why do people keep coping about Garry being skinny? He’s pretty jacked and could easily be a MW. Remember Morales is much closer to the camera here
I HATE GEORGES SAINT-PIERRE FUCK HIM
was joel alvarez just a size bully at lightweighthe sucks at welterweight
>named "I slam">he slams people
>>157379701That's the GOAT you're talking about
>>157379660How many what ifs do we have? Zabit, Shavkat, the gracie who ducked the gracie killer, Schaub.....
>Be Javier Mendez>Retired Kickboxing champ>Open elite mma gym in San Jose>Produce many elite fighters, Cain, Cormier, Thompson, Koscheck, Cockhold, >Some weird Russians show up>Start focusing on them, produce elite brazzas: Khabib, Islam, Umar, Usman >Start liking these guys>They are very respectful to their elders, treat coaches like fathers and cater to their every need>Abandon AKA gym, abandon family and go live in Dubai with brazzasJavier legit just took off and left behind everyone at AKA San Jose. He just lives in dubai now. Khabib and Islam must be hooking him up with a high life man. Guy must have good over there if he is willing to abandon gym. Bet that Khabib probably sends coach some muslim escorts to just lick his balls all day.
>>157379719Probably. That was maybe the most plodding performance I’ve seen this year
>>157379723THE GOAT OF BORING FIGHTS
>>157378935Prates doesn't have shit for Brazza. He legit would get taken down and dominated in the first round. Morales is the real contender for the belt. They probably will give Brazza the easier matchup though so Prates is next. They want him to keep setting the win streak record.
>>157379738Dodging taxes? He must have a sizable pile from the % he got from training all those high level fighters
>>157379797Prates is definitely the easier matchup but he's also the actual deserving contender. Let him have a shot. He has a decent enough chance too with his nuclear hands.
>>157379207>body expert hereThe way Morales is able to move smoothly shows alot about his athleticism. The best dancers tend to also be excellent martial artist. Morales already has Judo and defensive grappling on lock. Its his hands that are starting to finally arrive. I think we will see more KO's from him in future.
>>157379738Don’t start off greentexts with >beLike you want it to be shared on xitter or xeddit you tourist
little bit meldonium is fathers plan?
JDM vs Gary for the "sorry you got wrestlefucked by Islam" consolation prize?
Dana normally NEVER cares this much about an outcome, did he gamble big money on Ian and lost it all?
>>157379886Cage holding is not wrestle fucking
>>157379886Garry got stalled out against the cage. JDM was screaming in terror whenever Islam got ahold of him
>>157379900No he wasn’t even annoyed when he said it it’s called analysis
>>157379818Javier is for sure a multi millionaire. Hes been in the fight game for decades. San Jose is expensive as fuck to live in and to own a gym there costs alot. He just opened a restaurant with Khabib in Dubai too. So hes definitely got it good.
Strikers need to accept that they will get taken down 2-3 times a round by Dagis and make sure they get enough damage in between
Is it me or is the UFC falling off?
>>157379859Mcgregor was at his best when he did those movement exercises
Khamzat has not congratulated Islam despite posting some MMA content recently, trouble in pearadice?
Yeah but what was that in his beard tho
>>157379994
>>157379055I'd go as far as to say he hurt my mental elf
>>157379908If you fuck a chick pressed up against a wall or holding her down on the ground, you still fucked her.
>>157379925Yeah he doesn't do that normally
>>157379994Philly Cheesecake
>>157379900He’s 100% right for once. Garry is one the most frustrating cases of a genuinely elite fighter with no killer instinct
>>157379994Nutrigel
>>157379900Danas been wanting another Irish/British champ for a while. Hes gradually building up UFC in Europe and Conor helped a ton with that. So Danas thinking if he can get another Irish or British guy then he can take UFC to next level. He wants Paddy as a champ badly.Dana wasnt expecting a Spanish champ with Topuria but hes only marketable in Spain and Latin America a bit. Dana has enough hispanic/latino talent.He needs someone different like Paddy that everyone loves. If Paddy becomes champ hes gonna promote the shit out of him like he did Conor. Out of nowhere you will see more Europe UFC cards and better time slots for them. Dana shifts his strategy every year based off champ
>>157380012Calm down Rajul
>>157379900Dana's always hated that hugging at the start of the round shit. When a fight is hanging in the balance and you've got the other guy rocked and gassed then being a 'good guy' is probably the worst thing you can do. Volk is the nicest guy out there but still tried to kill Islam in the 5th (got his back taken and rode like Gary, but still tried).
>>157380022Even Dana is tired of brazzas
>>157379886you get a little cute golden octagon
>>157379900Delusional DanaIan fought a better fight than expected. Talking about lack of killer instinct when he showed initiative while he was in there with a champion who grabbed onto him to do nothing but waste time
Islam is the GOAT for the brainrot TikTok brown incel gooner fake Muslim generation
>>157379452
hi, how badly is heem taking garry's loss
Stoltzfus, Breaker Of Bucks
Mansur?More like "Yes, Sir."As in: "Yes, Mr. Stoltzfus, Sir, I will pick your cotton."
>>157380117The resident piggies be oinkin for their slamspaddy as expected
>>157379936Being the trainer for Khabib and Islam probably opens all the doors over there
For me Jon is still da goat but Islam is feeling like a solid 3rd behind GSP
>>157380057they're kinda killing the sport or at least everyone's love for it. Instead of looking forward to a title fights filled with violence and heems, we're going in expecting a stallfest hoping, begging for a finish
>>157379900>"you don't shake hands, that nonsense drives me crazy"I've been saying this
>>157379972UFC is actually doing great this year, they are setting new earnings records each quarter. The paramount deal is paying 1.1 billion a year, the white house event was a massive success, they got good money from global tv deals, merch, sponsors and ticket sales. UFC is rich ass fuck and just prints money. Why do you think Ari Emanuel bet fucken everything he had to merge it with his Endeavor company. He literally bet using hundreds of celebrity contracts, deals, connections, and money. It was the ultimate jew gamble and it paid off. UFC is here to stay.
>>157380150the other fighters should adapt to the "just copy GSP lol" metagame that has been active and bizarrely used only by team khabib for like over a decade now
>>157380142Their massive celebrities over there. They cant walk down the street without being followed by fans. Bisping said its ridiculous how obsessed the fans are over their. They even knew who he was and stalked Bisping too lol.
Everyone agrees that it’s time for Slamspaddy to gape Shota Pigland. Xhe won’t even get xer usual robbery split decision sadly…
Michelle Obama is a man. I'd punt that kid.
>>157379275AHEM AHEM!
>>157379975Conors fallen so far. He moves like a bum now, all stiff. Conor used to make fun of people like this.>>157379972and now its him. Dont do drugs B its not worth it.
>>157380256strickland rapes pisslamwith how badly islam shows damage on the face it would look like a car crash inside 2 rounds
>>157380256strickbeast would never be held down by a brazza only a true african king can do that to him
strickland decisions the fuck out of islam
>>157380279>garry via headki-*AAAACKK*
>>157380322Middleweight is too big for brazza. No fucken way he goes up to middleweight.
*hugs you for 5 minutes**takes a break**hugs you for 5 minutes**takes a break*i can beat the shit out of you like this all day bitch
>>157380150Islam has like a 60% finish rate. That always gets harder at the very top too and he's still finishing guys.
>>157380256Terrible matchup. If Khamzat couldn't hold and wrestlefuck Sean then wtf is a short man gonna do?
GOAT rankings:1. Jondaddy2. Slamdaddy3. GSP4. Khadaddy 5. Silva>b-but what about heckin DJ!!!!No one cares about victim weight lil bro
>>1573803563cm longer legs or feet and Gary is in the shadow realm here.
>>157380360
>>157380399gsps record mogs islams severely. and anderson was also fraudulent. khabib is barely top 10
>>157380256I can see this happening desu>>157380356funny how it was the exact opposite of that prediction>>157380399Jon Jones is definitely not number 1 anymore
>>157380360>dropped for all of 1 nanosecondthis totally made up for 24 minutes and 50 seconds of attempted sniffing
somehow many people don't register that control time decisions are a blatant abuse of a flawed system and every control time win is a multi million dollar bait and switch scam
>>157380256StrickBEAST would destroy Isl*m.
>>157380399>khabib anywhere near a top 5???????
>>157380409he looks really irish in this screengrab
>>157380433i don’t care about allat it’s just boring. imagine wanting to watch a fight and they’re doing the opposite of fighting, should genuinely be against the rules
I think they gave Islam round 5 because of his lashing out around the last 2 minutes. Most of the striking up to that point was pitter patter from Ian and Islam was unable to sink in a choke so it couldnt count as effective grappling. At one point he realizes that he will lose the round and starts just hitting Ian.I think that if Islam kept trying to find a choke he would've still won but it would've been a split decision as well as a robbery because he did not win R4.
>>157380132Stoltzfus does lives on his farm in Germany waiting for the short notice callsHe could use help in the fields
Slamdaddy heems the fuck out of GSPigclitty
>>157380450i don't care either but the point is we have a lot of fighters to arrest on fraud charges starting with islam
>Slaps AssAlrite Break it Up
literal chills. Third generation will have three belts.
Hot take: If a fighter had to go on a long fight winning streak to get a title shot, title defenses shouldn't matter, GSP got his first title shot after 3 wins when he was 23, he had 10 year of his prime to spend defending the title, Belal on the other hand got his first title shot at 35
White piggy bitches can’t get enough of they Slampapi
>>157380575Islam's daddy. Now and forever. A blemish that will never leave him.
>>157380576that’s retarded. title challengers are harder fights. look at islams 5 fights before he got the title shot right now bro
>>157380574based keef coppin' a cheek
>>157380256Nope, all champs need to stick to their division for now. I'm sick of champs moving up and stalling the activity of contenders
>>157380596The sad part is Adriano Martins had a lot of talent. Same with Martin Bravo. Alot of Latino talent gets derailed by injuries. They train to fucken hard past the border.
>>157380609Not after what I saw last night, way too hesitant. Kid couldn’t pull the trigger.
>>157380596Like Matt Serra, it doesn't define the GOAT, just makes the story more interesting. I think we would've got a longer, more interesting Khabib run if Gleison Tibau got the nod.
>>157380619They don't do double champ shit anymore, the UFC started stripping champs when they move up.
>>157380635You will never win a close decision against a brazza, it’s like trying to win a close decision against a black American prospect in boxing, just doesn’t happen.
>>157380601>look at islams 5 fightswhy would anyone do that to themselves?
>>157380433Dana blaming Ian not having killer instinct when Islam ends a fight like this and Dana can't even say shit because he's a whore for the company and can't go after the star fighters Can't wait until he is gone and Joe Rogan with him
>>157380635In Khabibs defense, Gleison was so fucken roided that it affected how he walked. Wasn't a fair fight.Glad that UFC tests harder now. Everyone's scared to roid now.
>>157380657unironically any aspiring fighter should extensively study the title fights of makhachev, gsp and jon jones
>>157380574>Work!
>>157380663Look at the size of Khabib’s fucking head both him and Islam use HGH bare minimum
>>157380657i just meant the absolute dogwater names he was fighting literally right up to his title shot
>>157380665why would they do that to us fans of the sport?
>>157380665>makhachev, gspStaying awake: hard mode
>>157380390nearly head kick KO a guy who's 6'3 apparently
>>157380657Dustin and volk 1 are better than any of GSPs fights
Watch Khabib vs Gaethje after watching Ilia vs Gaethje, Khabib was a special one
>>157380693Damn Schaub always knows what to say
Her second husband lost. What now? Where does Layla Machado go from here?
My favourite brazza fight was Tim Elliott brutally dismantling (and cheating) vs Tagir while Khabib was fucking furious in the corner the entire time
>>157380693This is why Schaub will never be invited to the mothership rogan comedy group
I wonder what Chan Sung Jung better known professionally as The Korean Zombie would have to say about all of this
>>157380693Has he changed his mind about not rating islam?
>Ian Garry is a cuck Who was the one in a chair watching who perform last night?
>>157380693You can't argue this
>>157380737he's still face down on the canvas in singapore
>>157380737He was great in the first mortal kombat
>>157380693This is why he gets paid the big bucks as a comedian folks
Vishnu vs Jesuswho we got, senpai
>yfw he walked out to Layla
>>157380697GSP - Serra 1 is one of the best fights of all time
>>157380767>heems opponent and the refBased as fuck
>>157380679They are Caucasians. They all have rounded heads like that. Also Khabibs a fatass and eats alot so his face gets puffy. Brazzas are clean they know UFC tests hard. Usman Nurmagomedov tried to cheat at PFL but got caught. He thought PFL was too cheap to test. If he comes to UFC hes gonna be on the Golden Snitches target list. Golden Snitches likes to go after certain guys aggressively and surprise test them more. If you go to UFC site, you can see certain guys that get tested more. They are the ones he suspects the most or someone called his tip hotline to snitch them out. People don't realize how hard UFC tests guys. They really go after people. Thats why you see guys mysteriously disappear for over a year. They always pretend they where injured instead of admitting suspension. I wish UFC would still publicly announce who they catch.
>>157380737probably something like SUN DON YO BI LO YI SAI DO SIMO DI LAI HUN YO
>>157380575>ranking weightcucks
>>157380811>Brazzas are cleanahahahah
>>157380737Zombies to busy being a celebrity in Korea and he runs a fight promotion. Zombie set himself up nicely for a good retirement lift
>>157380811islam literally popped
>>157380811>Brazzas are clean they know UFC tests hardyeah they're clean for the 3 weeks they finish their camps in the states lmaoyou think the mooks they have testing people are going out to the mountains in dagestan to test these motherfuckers on any sort of regular basis?
>>157380826Think for a second. Would you roid and really risk being suspended for 1 to 2 years? Not earning money? Its not worth it. Roiding is rampant in regionals and smaller promotions but not in UFC. They test to much because they are public company and have to for liability reasons.
bro what is this chatgpt tier bot, where's finland
>>157380849So did Usman but Bellator never disclosed which substance it was because Khabib threatened them with the dagistani mafia
>>157380849No that was Usman Nurmagomedov in PFL. He got surprise tested. No one expected PFL to test. Smaller promotions usually dont but PFL is trying to be more professional now.
>>157380811No one in elite sport is clean
>>157380866Are you seriously under the illusion that pro athletes don’t roid? LOL. Shut the fuck up man you genuinely don’t know a fucking thing about jack shit.
>>157380256islam looked much smaller against ian who isn't a big welterweight
>>157380399khabib's wins are literally less impressive than dustin poirier's
>>157380885he got busted for meldonium in 2016
>>157380833Titos Cantina or Korean Zombie City Beer and Chicken?
>>157380693I'll go through my entire life never able to accept how this goofy idiot knocked out my childhood hero
Everyone is on something man
>>157380927most people who competed in pride were already busted and war torn by the time they came to the ufc
>>157380794>Song about marrying another British dudes wife>Patti WAS older than Clapton
>>157380917yeah but khabib beat all the guys dustin lost to and even as a haydur it’s evident that khabib would have beat up max and eddie and pettis
>>157380576No one wants to acknowledge it because he's a humble French Canadian, but GSP is not really head and shoulders ahead of his competition the way Jones and Silva were. He's a prototypical cutbaby wrestlefucker with passable striking, he's not that different from Usman or peak Belal. Islam is more impressive P4P.
>>157380850WADA has testing agents everywhere in the world. They usually do olympic athletes but UFC contracts them to test fighters. They send them everywhere. Testers randomly show up to your gym and make you take a piss in a cup and do blood samples. You cannot refuse or you get an automatic suspension. Some guys try to play stupid. Yair would go out to desert and be like sorry amigo I had no cell service.. didn't know you where looking for me. UFC didn't buy it and suspended him for a year. They ban guys all the time. Look at fighter list. You really think all those inactive guys are injured? Yeah right, they obviously got busted roiding.
lol USADA or whoever is doing it now isn’t flying out to Dagestan and if they do Khabib’s 500 cousins can tell them they’re coming
>>157380974gsp was thoroughly outclassing each and every one of this top tier opponents up until hendricks bro don't talk stupid shitjones and silva the biggest cheaters in history were barely ahead of the bums they fought
>>157380905I literally just said it's rampant in regionals and smaller promotions. Yes people roid, obviously. But once your in UFC its way harder and they just test during fight week or while your in states. They fly guys to your country to surprise test you.
>>157380811surely usman is a fringe case and the only guy in the entire gym in remote mountainous dagestan to ever dabble with peds, right?
>russians>not doping Bappa they invented it
>wake up hangover>find out that Nigglam wonIs there a worse feeling in existence?
which lanky punk wants to be sent 6-7 years Dagestan next?bring a 6'4 guy this time so the height standard for foids becomes even higher by spring next year
>>157381000Oh yeah they can just roid the rest of the year and if you think these tests aren’t easy as fuck to pass if you know what you’re doing then you’re retarded they have a system and it’s not hard to pass them.
>>157380811Usman has been cozying up to the ufc elites though
>>157381021They should send me (gay and horny)
GSP separated himself from the herd by exclusively chasing black women, this is chivalry, this is what it means to be a knight.
>>157381040
>>157380944Suck how the golden years of pride didn't line up with the rise of UFCRampage was good, wanderlei did okay but prime mirco and especially fedor would have cleaned up their divisions
>>157380982You make it seem like Dagestan is someunreachable fortress lol. Nigga anyone can get a flight over there and stay at a nice hotel. UFC has sent guys to test before... interestingly the brazzas got in a fight with a tester that went to their gym. They where refusing tests until UFC called them. Trust me. They test them. Go look at the test logs on site. They take it serious, for legal and safety reasons. UFC is a publicly traded company under TKO. They will go after them in court if they let people roid. Look at the mark hunt lawsuit. UFC would get sued by everyone if they didn't test. Use your brain.
i'm spending my sunday w wmma outside hbu heem
>>157381064https://www.lawinsport.com/topics/news/item/ufc-athlete-makhachev-accepts-finding-of-no-fault-for-meldonium-anti-doping-policy-violationAthletes (especially from Eastern Europe/Russia, where it was widely available and historically used, including reportedly by Soviet troops at high altitude) take it hoping for:• Better endurance and aerobic capacity under high-intensity or hypoxic stress.• Reduced oxidative stress and cell damage during intense exercise.• Faster recovery, less fatigue, improved glycogen handling, and possibly lower lactate issues in some contexts.• General “protection” of heart and muscle tissue plus potential CNS effects. WADA added it to the Prohibited List (S4 Hormone and Metabolic Modulators) effective January 1, 2016, after monitoring it, mainly because of clear evidence of widespread use by athletes with the intention of enhancing performance (high detection rates in samples, including at major events), rather than because of ironclad proof of large ergogenic effects in healthy people.
>>157381072Hungover. Left my tobacco in some goober’s house last night and now I have nothing to smoke. Such is life.
>>157381022Alot of the good roids stay in your system for several days, even weeks. They literally just caught that one european guy a few weeks ago. Hes the only guy stupid enough to announce it. Rest of guys just pretend to be injured while their suspended.
>>157379116>a bigger weight bully will expose another smaller weight bullyWoah
>>157381109aren't shops open it's 10 am there i'm eyeing up a gothic dumpling scheming goobicular proclivities
>>157381002Usmans in a smaller promotion so Khabib probably let him. Hes in charge of everyone over there. They werent expecting PFL to test. Khabib probably tapers them off once they know they are on UFC radar to sign them.
>>157381108Interesting didnt know this. So its like a russian EPO.
>>157378996YOU LOST, TRANNY
Who cares man fuuuuuuuuck you guys are so boring
>>157381131They don’t sell that crap here. Also I’m going Bach to sleep. Good luck b.
I wish Ariel still had moles in UFC that would leak stuff. We would know way more people that get caught roiding. UFC keeps it secret now because a bunch of fighters got together with the managers to cry about it. Fucken cheaters
Garry is one of the GOATs at making elite opponents look shit, people forget Shavkat was the boogeyman until Ian turned him into a clinch merchant. Usman and GSP obviously UD Garry but I don’t think either of them look good doing it
Will Islam still be able to eat his wife/cousin's pussy with a broken nose?
>>157381132>roiding to be able to get trough a fight without falling apart halfway through When Islam retires is over for Brazza'sDo heavy weight cuts cause long term damage? Can't imagine it doesn't. Maybe why Khabib quit early
>>157381174Make me a tepache you conceptualization beaner
>>157381223garry's wife doesn't even let him eat her pussy unless another guy finished in her kek
>>157381223Why not? His mouth still works
genuinely think prime colby could’ve whooped islam he folds under pressure
If Garry wasn't represented by Eddie Hearn he'd be getting an immediate rematch. Dana is petty.
>>157381223They don't all marry cousins. Depends the village.Islam doesn't need to eat pussy hes the champ. He just takes his clothes off, wears the belt and lays back while he gets head. Brazza Champ Life.
>>157381260The nose makes a lot of contact with her body when you're really going at it. It would be painful and keep a broken nose from healing.
Islam looked small. He looked huge his last fight, saying he gained all that muscle with creatine. Should have stayed on it.
>>157381255Poor Ian wasn't even allowed in the chair but had to wait in the hallway during sex
>>157381270>Islam doesn't need to eat pussy hes the champyou say that like eating pussy is a chore. you're supposed to enjoy it.
This post is dedicated to Magny and the Magrnybrehmengs.They doubted.We crushed.Same as it ever was.
What happened to Slovenia?
>>157381294He did look a little smaller than usual
>>157381238Heavy weight cuts are literally dangerous to your life. People have died cutting too much weight. Cormier was cutting so much weight at the olympics that he fainted and had to be hospitalized for days. Your organs will shut down if you cut too much. The body needs water to work. Blood is literally just water and cells. UFC does tests now at P.I to see how much weight you can cut safely. They have a bunch of fancy machines that analyze your body composition. Fighters don't always follow instructions though and dont diet properly or water load right to cut. So thats why you get situations like this:https://youtu.be/DP3BzaGu1CQ
>>157381294Jdm is also undersized for modern WW, he got probably make 155 if he really wantes
>one of the best cards of the year on paper>euro timezone startTHANK YOU DANA AND SHEIKHS
Vitor petrino fight week
>>157381306After a while its a chore trust me lol. Pussy eating is cool for a bit then its like damn bitch how many times can you cum lol. Women go to long.
>>157381305not to worry, every hotel hallway has the ian garry chair
>>157381270They all marry cousins, this has always been quite common in remote areas around the world, throughout history. If you went to a small village in Scotland even 50 years ago it would happen because everyone in the village would be related in some manner and the elders would be able to tell you about some relationship one family had with another. They would try mitigate it as much as possible by marrying as distant a cousin as possible. But everyone there would be slightly more inbred then people living in larger towns and cities.
>eating pussy
Raped bitch match-up
>>157381329I lowkey believe in a JDM comeback. I like those video vlogs I was seeing of him training with Max. It might raise his level up.
>>157381334It's in abu schaubi so it's cursed to be boring
>>157381334didn't Krylov just get his jaw broken by Robert "fat cunt" Whittaker?
>>157381223Dis haram brazza u no dis
>>157381350hate match ups like this when it’s two guys from a lower weight class both moving up. clearly they don’t give a fuck about trying anymore so why should i give a fuck about watching
>>157378905heem got heem'd again
>>157381351JDM isnt going to have a real chance against the other elite guys if he doesnt move to a real gymhe's also undersized and made his title run against the last gen of smaller welterweights, these new guys are all way too big for his style to be particularly effectiveif shavkat ever comes back he has a good chance against him, but otherwise its gonna be real tough for him, especially if he cant figure out how to deal with leg kicks
>>157381342I have some hot cousins. Like really hot latinas. Both colors too: Creamy light brown skin, and some White nice ones with colored eyes. I wish I could bang them but I am a good man and raised catholic. I can't do it. I don't hate on the brazzas or scots for living out my fantasies though lol. Alrite everyone talk about your hot cousins... Make me feel better lol.
>>157381334I always look forward to the October Abu Dhabi card. It starts at like 9am my time, maximum comfy viewing
>>157381372Imagine suckling all these daddies and letting them heem your bacon boiminge!
>>157381357Yeah, but he's Russian, so they put him on some turbo medication
>>157381334reyes vs murzakanov is satanic matchmaking
>>1573813842-3y dagestan now
>>157381384These Brazzas all claim Khabib hard. They probably pick up women by showing them pics of them with Khabib. Hes a national hero in middle east. Makes sense to use brazza as pussy magnet.
>>157381389muzzakanov is getting slept by reyescosta broke him
>>157381377My cousin let me jerk off on her tits when I was 12 and she was 27 and now I have crippling drug and sex addictions and she runs a very successful non profit charity on the other side of the country
He can't keep getting away with it!
>>157381413americattle moment
>>157378905What's the future of UFC if fighter pay doesn't improve? More or less the same?
>>157381423share your stories dont be a faggot
>>157381351JDM is the worst champ of the last 15 years besides Belal
>>157381270I remember hearing once (some country/places in the Middle East)they marrying cousins because the father of the bride has to pay dowry and they want to keep the money in the family
Piggies yearn for the sexy cousin.
>>157381334>krylov gets his jaw broken a month ago >yeah let’s give him Yakhyaev Why does Dana hate Krylov He’s gonna get heemed in 30 seconds
jdm is a worse champ than jamawl. glover is better than belal and jamawl genuinely beat the piss out of him whereas jdm went to war
>My cousin let me jerk off on her tits when I was 12 and she was 27 and now I have crippling drug and sex addictions and she runs a very successful non profit charity on the other side of the country
>>157381452Kid just wants to fight
>Anonymous >08/16/26(Sun)12:40:31 No.157381377>>>157381342 #>I have some hot cousins. Like really hot latinas. Both colors too: Creamy light brown skin, and some White nice ones with colored eyes. I wish I could bang them but I am a good man and raised catholic. I can't do it. I don't hate on the brazzas or scots for living out my fantasies though lol.>Alrite everyone talk about your hot cousins... Make me feel better lol.
>>157381389Murzakonov sucks tho. He’s old and tiny for 205
>>157381447Makes sense to keep money in the family clan. They also do strategic marriages where to rich clans marry off their sons and daughters to create a more powerful clan that has more land, money, property. Stuff like that still happens all the time in Europe and America too. The rich marry the rich to consolidate wealth and power.
>>157381474>white guy pretending he doesn't have hot cousins Lad it hurts less if you admit it.
>>157381448Doesn’t Islam have a sister who is a literal whore
>>157381389I think murza will heem
>>157381457Jamal was legit before the injury. Probably would still he champ he was pretty good.
>>157381413You should blackmail her with that story to fuck her.Sounds like something she could go to jail for
>I have some hot cousins. Like really hot latinas. Both colors too: Creamy light brown skin, and some White nice ones with colored eyes. I wish I could bang them but I am a good man and raised catholic. I can't do it. I don't hate on the brazzas or scots for living out my fantasies though lol.>Alrite everyone talk about your hot cousins... Make me feel better lol.
>>157381494Nah they keep their women in line. It was probably some euro fighter.
>>157378975Islam will vacate before fighting Morales
Pre-achilles Maldaddy puts AGPoatan on the maggot minge list
>Anonymous >08/16/26(Sun)12:49:37 No.157381492>>>157381474 (You) #>>white guy pretending he doesn't have hot cousins>Lad it hurts less if you admit it.
>>157381528Some bong just said scots do cousin banging... So Im thinking it happens in europe. Surely not in your country though bro, I bet its different their.
Pre-CTE Schaub was a B-B-BEAST
>>157381533Morales needs to fight Garry and prove he’s actually elite. Prates has already been promised the next shot
>>157381452I don't know how his jaw is doing but I imagine if he's in shape now he is disappointed in how his last fight ended and wants to get another one
>>157381540What state you from? Its quite popular in certain places white boy
>>157381554You're about to get hit with a basedjak so fucking hard bro
I just get into flow state on /heem/. My posts are so good here. Better than any other board.
>>157379900Why wouldn’t a promoter address a boring main event?
>What state you from? Its quite popular in certain places white boy
>>157381533Morales is the easiest matchup for Islam at 170. He’s a very hittable power puncher who overextends constantly. Islam would duck an overhand and tap him 20 seconds later
>>157379719You're only now realising this?
My cousin had legit model looks when I was a kid.
>>157381567>fuggen cumskins don't fuck their family members
>>157381560If shavkat is still alive he should fight Morales in january
>>157381494The father and brothers will literally kill the girl before they let her dishonor the family
>>157381596Morales is a judo guy
You hear about this kid Rory MacDonald? GSP 2.0. He's going to be a m-m-monster.
>>157381581I will just leave this here:>In Canada Cousin Marriage is allowed in all provinces
Can't wait to see arr Shanelle show that American what for.
>>157380784McVey will heem. Schultz is horrible. BJJ merchant
Why did Guru get so fucking mad when somebody called him "cake boy" last night, what does that even mean?
>>157381617He won’t attempt any kind of judo against Islam, who is vastly better at judo
>>157381632They both suck.I'm sure it was Schultz who got a win in his last fight against some AWFUL wrestler who just KEPT giving Schultz his neck to guillotine, over and over and over again, until Schultz finally got it. It was crazy.
>>157381658That was some late 30s Aussie who hadn’t fought in several years and had no business in UFC. Still he won the first two rounds against Schultz lol
>>157381604>The South of U.S is famous for cousins marrying to point it became a meme.>The white guys also used to have slaves that were their secret second wives. They were half white half black mulattos. They were very popular and the most expensive slaves you could get. The south is a trip. What part of Europe did all these shenanigans come from?
>>157381657Islam will struggle to take morales down whos a better grapple than garry. Morales hits harder too, its a bad matchup for islam
>>157381656It's a secret
>>157381618Prime Rory vs islam would be a cool fight
post pvz's butthole
still think inbreeding is harmless?
>>157381683>islam will struggle to take morales down no. no he will not islam finishes morales inside 2 rounds
>>157381674That's right. It was one of the top stupid moments of recent years. Up there with Bonfim hugging Sola's leg for minutes whilst Sola just dinged him in the head with elbows until one basically KO'd him.
You know who would never have sex with his cousin? Superstar of the sport and the peoples champion Clay Guida
>>157381683>morales whos a better grapple than garryAny actual evidence for this? Garry holding off and nearly subbing Shavkat is more impressive than anything morales has done
>>157381554I heard a story where a some guy went home with his cousin after the bar on Saturday, he got sucked off in the kitchen and the next day they probably had the most awkward moment imaginable when they saw eachother again on their anual extended family picknick
Prates will beat islam
>>157381701he's american so i doubt it
Free money josh van this is a trap line for pantoja cazzies
>>157381685
>>157381711Prates got taken down by JDM, bum.
Prates got taken down by Jdm
>>157381719Pantoja is my favorite fighter. I was positive he’d fuck up Van in the first fight. Now I think Van will be the first guy to knock him out
>Dolidze vs de RidderWhy is this fucking bum Dolidze still in the UFC after quitting against CLD?Cut this bum.
>>157381677>South of U.S French I heard that the King would send criminals and prostitutes to settle and populate Louisianna, which explains a lot
>>157381719Who would even bet on Pantajo. He got manhandled by Van. Just tossed him like nothing and busted his arm.
>>157381656Why did you watch guru? Faggot.
>>157381724>>157381730He wasnt expecting it desu he didnt gameplan for jdm takedown and its not like jdm did anything with it other than get tkod immediately after
>>157381730That is what I said >>157381724, you bum, you idiot. Stop copying me (I'll report you).
>>15738175490% of ufc viewers think it was a freak fluke accident and not pantoja kwabbing to a throw
>>157381756We don't sign our posts here
>>157381747Its the quitter vs quitter match to see who the ultimate puss is
>listen to youtuber for picks>get everyone wrongok man
in any fight in the real world you would call getting thrown across the room and your arm snapping in half... getting your fucking ass beat
>>157381730Prates has absolutely nothing for Brazza. I keep telling these goofs not to get so hyped off one win. His muay thai is cool but once hes dealing with brazza hugging it wont work. Clinches break all the strikers and then its easy takedowns from there.
>>157381798Im picking de Ridder to win, besides.
>>157381623We don't sign our posts here, Mr. Hermingequeefed.
>>157381780>90% of ufc viewers think Craziest statement i've seen in a while
>>157381698Morales is huge and is tough ass shit to takedown. Its always a bitch taking down Judo people. They have well trained balance and strong cores. If anything Morales would probably be the one that takes him down with a sweep. Islam doesnt want this fight. He's obviously gonna pick the easier Prates fight.
>>157381334Very based, unfortunately it may not stay together
>>157381824Go ask 10 random ufc viewers i guarantee 9/10 will say it was a fluke loss and it would never be replicable even though u are trained to roll through a throw like that
>>157381780Bro Van tossed him so hard he broke Pantojas arm. It was a legit win. Those jungle asians are strong. He fucken sent Taira flying with a hard ass counter. Anyone got that webm? Taira fucken face planted after he got sent flying by Van.
>>157381656Is it true that Guru posts here?
>if anything morales would be the one taking islam down You’re off your meds dude
>>157381732Van will ko his ass hes the ufcs Pacquiao and theyre making money on people betting against him. Thats why he has become a bad boy dick head on the mic so pussy people emotionally bet against him
>>157381657Islam will not fight him he is too risk averse he even ducked Tapurio
>>157381706Both parents are judokas. He won wrestling tournament's when he was younger before mma. Garry didnt start learning judo until he was 18, also morales has heavy hands so we really havent seen his grappling as much. He's good, he'll give islam a hard challenge
>>157381861Sweeps are legit. Brazza uses them too but Morales sweeps are more high level. He has clean judo technique and is huge.
>>157381850Van has the same midge strength as someone like temirov theyre just balls of coiled springs waiting to blast you with all that pent up energy
>>157381845I mean the large amount of ufc viewers forming their own opinions instead of agreeing with anything Dana, Sean Strickland says or what Rogan puts out
>>157381706Wtf are you serious. Garrys grappling is basic. Of course Morales is a better grappler. Judo guys always have the best armbars and kimuras. Morales been training all his life. Both his parents were martial artists too. The guy is bred to be a champion. Its only a matter of time.
Morales hits Islam with some of those shots we would be saying And New
Islam's face was fucked up and that was from garry with an awful shit gameplan. Give me the power of the brown boys to starch islam
>>157381913>Garrys grappling is basicYou know he survived 5 rounds against one of the best in the organisation, right?
>>157381884I usually don't respect the flyweights but theirs a handful of guys that are beasts and I know they could fuck up bantamweights it they move up. Van is definitely one of them. Some people are just gifted with power.
>>157381916oh yeah those slappy arm punches in the clinch would sleep islam bad fer sure
>>157381706The thing is people say this like Shavkat is some elite grappler when he couldn't even outwrestle Geoff Neal. Why is Shavkat's wrestling that good?
>>157381876Garry became a black belt in judo at 18, he started it as at 13 and boxing at 10
>>157381941Bro got his face rearranged by a vegan, Morales puts him on a shirt mate
>>157381936Defensive jujitsu is not that impressive. Most UFC fighters are decent enough on ground to survive sub attempts froma good grappler. Thats why you don't see much jujitsu guys anymore its too hard to sub guys now.
>>157381913I’m asking you to tell me when he demonstrated high level grappling in a fight, not conjecture about his athleticism or his mum’s community centre judo record Garry proved he has high level MMA grappling against Shavkat and then again last night
>>157381753That definitely explains Cajun people lol. They are well known for being a bit different. They are literally wiggas, look at how dustin got when he was drunk.Its gonna be bad my nigga.
>>157381938>Some people are just gifted with power.Van has literally never flatlined anyone, he finishes with volume. If prime Figgy couldn't zeem Pantoja why would Van? It could be competitive but there is a chasm between Pantoja and Taira in terms of skill and experience.
>>157381995Van uses volume to look for openings and then loads up hard shots. He could smash people with one offs but they are too risky and leave you open to counters. Hes a smart fighter, has a lot of patience in there.
>>157381949Shavkat isn’t a wrestler but he is a high good submission grappler
>>157381949Geoff Neal Magny came in overweight for that fight
>he is a high good submission grappler
>>157381963Garry 50-45s Morales. Michael’s team would be smart to duck Garry
>>157381959Yeah, my bad he got the black belt at 18. True but he transitioned later into grappling while morales started around 5, probably younger with his parents playing with him
>>157381995Pantoja is mentally cooked and the time off will not be good for his old ass to then reconstitute and try to beat van prime. He was actually pathetic in the presser full of cope and reminiscing about his life and van told his ass to stfu and talk about the fight and pantoja had a melty lmao pantoja is doing the nostalgia trip angry old man act hes getting beat the fuck out of
>>157382011>He could smash people with one offs but they are too risky and leave you open to countersThen why isn't there one example of him doing that against a bum? Taira offered his head on a platter to get pinged and Van still needed the ref to step in and stop it. I know what you wrote was complete bait and/or cope but try harder please. Let's not forget Johnson heemed him but just actually punching back.
>>157381991Morales has never had to prove anything because he keeps fights standing with his Judo. Occasionally he does sweeps and trips but he rather stay mobile instead of planting feet were he becomes a sitting duck to counters. Some have tried to take him down but its difficult because of his judo. Before he was in UFC I think he got taken down a few times but he was a noob back then. m
Gardaddy got them squealing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfjTZLxekig
>>157382012Isn't that even worse than what I said? I don't really see your point.>>157382016What does that have to do with being a more skilled fighter? And Shavkat was practically towering over him anyway, hardly a small WW.
>>157378919You cold use a cold glass of machado cum
>>157382040Pantojas done>36, which is ancient for flyweight>Receding hairline>Still pretending to he champ>Got injured badly in last fightI think he should retire after Van sends him flying again.
>>15738210936? thats cute
>>157382040So no actual fight analysis just some faggot zoomer aura niggerbabble, cool. Like I said, Van is not a hard hitter, he couldn't even drop Royval until he overextended in the last 10 seconds meanwhile all Kape needed was one. I would like to see Kape vs Van though now that I think about it.
>>157382124Randy was is a big guy. 36 is prime for big guys thats when they are their best. For little guys they peak way sooner and start going to shit in early 30's. By mid 30's usually their donezo.
>>157381874Islam accepted the White House fight against Topturo and UFC decided not to book it
They make it look like it was all Fazzas Plan but without Javier Mendez these brazzas would be getting knocked the fuck out by everyone.
>>157382033Does morales have brothers?Growing up with violent older brothers is the best base for grappling
our boy is back in the lab : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KdI8ACqKvc
Big judo paid to have this expunged from tapology
>>157382155Now that Usman is in the UFC, who do we think fraudchecks him? I think he will most likely get a gift matchup in the top 10 but I think Salkilld would murder him. I think realistically he's Fiziev tier.
>>157382092It's harder to outwrestle dudes heavier than you, Geoff coming in at weight would've been wrestled by Shavkhat more easily
Bruh if Adriano Martins does this to him, what do you think a clean shot from Morales will do? Islam gonna shit himself, probably piss too.
>>157381862>bad boy dickhead Van is just a retard. You can tell he’s low IQ
>>157382176Current LW is pretty weak outside a few guys it feels likeTopuria heems him if he hasn't been too traumatised by Gaethje
It's crazy how 2/3 judges and every single announcer have blatantly never read the rules to the sport. Even a casual like me knows it was a clear 3-2 Islam (minimum)."Control" in practice should almost never determine a round. The primary scoring criteria is the closeness to the round ending, either through damage or setting up a submission threat. Islam did none of this. If you get clinched up on the wall, but you're landing short elbows and making the guy bleed out all his EPO, you win that round. Rogan, DC and almost all the judges think it's the guy getting torn apart but he's hugging harder.Boxing has problems with rigged matches while I think the UFC's problem is that everyone in a position of authority is an illiterate bum.
>>157382124>>157382133Crazy this dude was a heavyweight champ. A guy with his frame coming up these days would be a middleweight if not a welterweight
>>157382196Ian won round 4 with those short clinch shots. Did more damage than anything islam threw that round
>>157382183https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/157315006/#q157315476
>>157382181>More easilyMaybe, but he couldn't even really do even when he hurt him. Had to settle for standing. Even then let's say he did grapplefuck Neal so what? Who has Shavkat proven himself against to warrant such reverence? Magny? I just remembered he did struggle with Wonderboy too. At least Ian now has Islam in his cap to praise.
>>157382211Round 4's the only round he won imo
Migrate>>157382224>>157382224
He's a massive douchebag but I miss fighters like Karo Parisian, using Judo trips/throws. Islam, Petr Yan, I think Armand and Gamrot(?) do so, occasionally.Those trips look so slick
>>157382193Looking at the rankings I'd say he's between Quillan and Moicano. I can't see him beating anyone else, don't know why anyone would think a guy who's best win is Paul Hughes would be UFC champ material.
>>157382220GEG
>>157382196>read the rules to the sport.You forgot the most important rule. You do whatever the person paying says you should do. If Ian would have stayed on the ground 0,5 second longer after that kick, Herb would have called it. No way the publicity black hole, Ian Garry was allowed to dethrone the long time champ
>>157378938He retarded
>>157382275STACKEDall heavy hitters For fun, go check HW, a couple of over the hill fighters, 2 overrated rookies and 8 guys you never heard of
The funny part is Xneed has the least idea of what’s really going on here
Oinkslam AGPchev was fiendin’ for Daddry’s BIC to blow chunky hot loads all up in her boiminge and that’s that on that playa!
>>157382128Royal doesnt get heemed hes got retard Mexican stamina
>>157382429Im actually going to stop watching mma by the end of this year this shit gets gayer by the minute this summer gane molested pereira and now look at this shit
>>157382544>gane molested pereiraThat wasn't sexual it was a power move
>>157381930>>157381963Glove scratches on scar tissue isn't damage you retarded cazzies
>>157382133>>157382199such a Natural
>>157380256Nah it would be a brutal 47-48 split decision win for Strickbeast.
