Paddy's probably eating at some buffet right now.
This card was dog water
This is Joshua Van's time now.
>>157382250Joshua lives in a van
>>157382176Im not sold on Usman Nurmagomedov. Hes obviously good but its just been can smashing. PFL is just meme fighters. I think UFC should feed him to Quillan.
>>157382267>>157382275Pretty much what I said, it's a great stylistic matchup and we get to see how good Usman is. And it's a great win on his resume for Quillan if he does.
Personally, I heem
>>157382354Yeah, you heem mengs.
>>157382348I truly believe that Layla pegs Ian Garry. The real question is does the nutritionist join in too?
>>157382267Auspiggy’s crave brazza BBC in they bogun bacon boiminges sadly
>>157382371Brazzas have HCC:Huge Caucusian Cocks
Bro if Adriano Martins does this to Islam, what do you think happens when a guy like Morales hits him? Dirt nap.
Ian’s personal life has nothing to do with the fights so why do you guys discuss it ad nauseam? You seem obsessed.
what's next for adriano martins
>>157382401He's fighting Van on the next card
>>157382392You guys make fun of Moslem fighters' Religion all the time. Can't handle it now that the tables have turned?
>>157382371New rule: if it looks gay, stand em up
>Freeze Frame>DJ Scratch >Your probably wondering how I got into this fight>It all started when a guy called Fazza took me in>Islam Flashback starts with him and khabib wrestling bears in russian winter
>>157382450It was at this moment Islam knew, he fucked up.
>>157382386Slamdaddy got ya on the maggot minge list I fear
Royval doesnt get heemed he has cholo retard Mexican durability so van turning him into mush and knocking him down is a sticker for van desu
i'm already manifesting this Prates KO like a mf
>>157382482I didn't even make that post bud
>>157382401Drinking at some bar watching Islam fight>I knocked that guy out onceKeeps drinking
>>157382500Morales KO is more likely but Prates would be kino
Fugly disfigured raped AGPiglet freak.
>>157382450Jajajajaa ugly muzzie freak will forever be on a fluke run
Van survived Taira’s grappling. Old man Pantoja has nothing for him
>>157382392Its just funny and to be honest its also a cautionary tale of the dangers of being a cuck. Its good to remind people about it as a lesson. Just helpibg the community B
>>157382224Every time I see this guy he just reminds me of Owen Hart
>>157382496Kape heemed Royval
The longest, hardest and girthiest in UFC history.
>>157382547Kape is also more roid than man tho he might hit harder than temirov
>>157382392Guys like Pereira, Islam, Gaethje have a right to their private personal lives because they don't try to be big personalities. If Ian garry wants to be a star he can suffer the consequences of trying to be a public person
>>157382500Prates is too irresponsible to get boyd by me. I bet he still parties and does drugs during training camp too. Its gonna catch up to him one of these days.
>>157382392nobody should tolerate feminist cucks in a sport like this
>>157382524Armpiggy really pictured Daddyrales in a dress and decided not to oink xerself for another week
>>157382618Alcohol and hard drugs (weed is actually good) don't mix with sports, but back in the day, lots of soccer players, probably NFL,NBA,NHL,MLB players aswel, smoked cigarettes. As long as your cardio stays high, you can perform
>>157382557He's never been hit by somebody with power like Morales.
>>157382672>this guy will get it done bro trust mevolk hits harder and he lost twice
>>157382618the irresponsibility is where his powers come from
>>157382618Partying is fine, it's honestly alcohol that fucks you up. Maradona was a known cokehead and whoremonger but still played well even past his prime. That's why Conor is essentially fucked, the drink caught up to him. Don't know why some love drinking that poison.
>>157382672Daddyrales got ya pigclitty poking through ya jorts huh Our pathetic piglet fighters could never do it like BBC brown boys sadly
Stop fiendin’ for his BIC Oinkslam!
i support michael morales because he looks exactly like me
>>157382691There's a reason Islam ducked the Morales callout bro, he knows his chin is on borrowed time at welterweight
>>157382755Who r u fighting next b
>>157382719Prates primarily drinks and smokes ciggies, the worst drugs from a fitness perspective. I don’t think he’s a psychedelic or stimulant type of guy
>Islam celebrating being 17-1 when Morales is 19-0 actually undefeated
Lil’ dogs bark in their cages, big dogs out here eatin’
What’s the point of continuing to fight after beating Sean Brady? You’ve basically completed the UFC
They should do morales vs prates be use that's way more interesting but then who would Islam fight?
Yo this nigga got cum dripping off he chin!!
>>157382832Sean Brady, Jake Matthews and who else? Islam cleared out a legendary list of champions/former champions
what we learnt last night is that crotchsniff meta will soon be over and WMMA is a fucking joke.
>>157382880No one, you know they love to sit on their arse for a year until the next crotchsniffing arrives
>the whistle part of where’s your head at
>>157382618The smoking will definitely kill prates cardio at some point its hard to make ur lungs deal with training and smoking
>>157382880Prates beats Morales but he’s already been promised a title shot. They’ll do Morales vs Garry, which is close
>>157382901Has this guy recovered mentally from King Greens visit?
The belt Oinkslam.
Makachev has a weird aversion to GNP compared to Khabib, he will always pursue submissions over ground strikes so whenever he gets stuck in stalemate positions he will just sit there as long as he's on top
>>157382973What on earth is going on here
Pisslam fears big black men in dresses
>>157382973He's zesty in a Schaubian way. Best base for MMA dominance.
Who the FUCK is Salahdine Parnasse
D-Rod has a cameo in the new Yung Gravy music videobut I'm sure you guys knew that already
>>157382964Broner has been flushed for about a decade atp
>>157382973This bought Xadame Armpiggy an extra 2 weeks of existence.
>>157382901is that broner?
>>157383005UFC are hellbent on capturing the French market specifically for some reason, I'm not sure why.
>>157383004A metaphor for modern France
>>157383005D-Rod going to kill it in Hollywood I can already seeing starring alongside Shia labuff in a Latinx banger
>>157382908Smoking is good for you. Smoking will make him champion
>>157383018Meant for >>157383004
>>157382899We learned that GOATslam would’ve sent Clitia Topiglet to the abbatoir with just his left pinky toe.
Bunch of buzzkills ITT yikes *Cracks open miller lite tall boy*
>>157382973>man obssessed with hugging other men>literal cuck>this guy>CPwhat the fuck is going on at ww
Pisslam bros…
>>157383066That's not Bud Light, the Official Beer Sponsor of The UFC.
thought the irish lad won
Orolbai, time for you to say goodbye
Ian did no damage Glove scratches on scar tissue isn't damage you retarded cazzies
>>157382973>>157383074
I am the owner of a respected and esteemed 4chan Pass.We 4chan Pass owners sort of take it upon ourselves to try to uphold the quality of the boards and the threads we partake in.I am bringing this up because I wasn't particularly impressed by the post quality during last night's game threads. And I want to ask all of you, sincerely, to do better. Yes, I'm being blunt, but that's that.As for the card itself:Did you guys see Eric McConico get knocked out? THAT NIGGA DEADER THAN JASON ARDAY
Makachev will not be fighting for another year, I dunno if it's him or the UFC doing it because he is aging himself out of the division at this point but anywayFights to make are Prates v Morales, Garry v Brady, JDM v Bonfim, Edwards v Medic, Belal v Amosov, and Buckley v Holland 2
>>157383124Neither of them did any damage, but Ian still did more than Islam. It was a pitiful effort from both that should have been a double loss for each of them.
Not reading all that shit
We need some juggalo fighters in the UFC if they really wanna sell some damn tickets
>>157383124Ian heemed Pisslam, b.
Islam should just move up immediately and fight Strickland for triple belt fuck defending against the zesties
>>157383079That Chad on gas monkey garage drinks them so I do to since it's what rad dudes drink from my observation
>>157382267Given how they introduced him, I feel like they're gonna give him the project treatment and make an easy matchup first
>>157383159Gate did 2.5M try again chuckle fuck
This guy is actual diarrhoea No way people think that’s a future champ lmao
>>157383218He’s welterweight Ngannou B
>>157382880Islam will be out until Spring i bet. Plenty of time for Morales vs Prates. Morales says he wants to do it but Prates wants to sit out until next year. UFC should force him. Just give him a big bag of coke he probably will accept fight. Thats how they do it with Conor
>>157383153>Neither of them did any damage, but Ian still did more than Islam. It
>>157382973A man who does this to himself is capable of everything, how will Islam prepare?
Islam has never fought somebody who sees red.
>>157382884Thats Just Brazza Special CreamIts good for your skin and beard.
>>157383233And Ngannou would be awful in every division other than HW
If Khamzat was still champ would Makachev go for it? If Makachev can survive the first round be should be able to take him I think, also don't the two camps dislike each other or something
>>157383201Your just scared because you all know 2 Tuff Tony would dominate your champions and make your sport look mad foolish and gay
>>157383277If you can’t see that he was clearly just playing with his food before loading up his heem then you’re just a casual I fear
>>157383254>literally shows a webm of flash KD that Garry gets right back up from as proof of damageWhat happened after this, it's only 20 seconds long? Got any more webms of damage?
>>157382978Islam seems a genuinely kind person who doesn't like hurting opponents if he doesn't need to. Unlike Khabib, who is a bully
>>157382978>>157383317This is because Khabib wanted to be a football player but fazza forced him to fight so he has a lot of repressed rage about it.
>>157382973>>157383070Someone should make a video collage of ww fighters being zesty
the pigga got bruised up by the resident cuck. there is a reason why he fears brown men who heem people dead.
>>157383317even with the death of fazza on his mind khabib showed mercy to gaethje infront of his family by transitioning to a less brutal submission
>>157382973Welterweights always been the fun division. Where Dana lets weird things happen:GSP: Obsessed with aliens and dinosaurs. Claims he saw a UFO in New Mexico. Married a black model.Islam: Weird Russian guy from mountain village. Married Cousin.Prates: Degenerate that Drinks, Smokes, Gambles. Abandoned everything to go train for several years in Thailand. Met some Australian lady and got her pregnant. Michael Morales: Guy that likes to wear dresses and dance. Dyes his hair pink.
>>157383251Prates said to morales face that they’re not fighting because he’s been promised the shot
Welterweight more like smellterweight cuz it stinks
>>157383144UFC never force champs to fight. Its annoying they only fight like once a year. At least make these fuckers fight twice a year.
https://youtu.be/tCnBrrnOefshttps://youtu.be/c2MiyZx8MTYhttps://youtu.be/w15oWDh02K4
>>157383124He literally left him shaking and quaking
Who won?
>>157383363They promised it to Morales too though lol. UFC always does that shit. They promise it two guys then act stupid when one of them doesn't get it.
>>157383389By the look of it, Garry
if morales zestymaxes on the buildup islam will be too scared to grapple with him
>>157383389Is this the GSP-Hendricks of the 2020s?
>>157383389everyone knows Garry was the real winner
>>157383402You really think so? What if he likes it?
Why every mma fighter seems to be gay? Maybe this semen slurping sport isn't for me.
robbed of a draw
The Future? You better build a time machine because it seems like the future is real far away.Hehe.
>>157383405No. GSP got dropped twice and almost finished, garry cat scratched Islam’s face in the clinch. Nobody can even post a webm of the damaging strikes Garry apparently landed
What the hell, why did this thread got so many posts, the fight wasn't all that.
>>157383418nah, ian should have gone all out in the 5th. it's his fault for being a timid bitch
>>157383453Melty
>>157383392Morales was begging prates to fight him soon despite being backup, he wouldn’t have done that if he told you are next
>>157383389The UFCThese shorts can't be more than $8-10 to produce
when morales sprawls and lays hig hawlg on islam's head for the first time it's gonna be pic rel
>>157383189Khabib and Ali both want him to get fast tracked to a title. They want him to fight Topuria lol. Which wont happen but I could see them giving a top 10 guy right away. Hopefully its Quillan thats fights him.
>>157382244Dog water means victory
>>157382265Down by the river
ian garry is unironically one of the best fighter. but it's true he lacks killer instinct. if he would just chimpout thiago santos style when his opponent gets tired he would finish fights.
>>157383478Usually the backup fighter is next in line. Morales just did it because of that. UFC is fucking with both of them. They do this all the time. They promise the title to two different guys and then get their managers to negotiate against each other.
>>157383480Is that an Islamic themed butt plug
>>157383542Levitt did it worse. First embarrassing his opponent then embarrassing himself
>>157382369Gross she's old
>>157383556Kid's got a chin on him. Islam you're in trouble!
>>157383542HEEM SMILEY
>>157382392>works for peta>cries during Disney movies>women should rule the worldHe's deadass running off new fans, unc
>>157383389The fans :)
>>157383645Dagestan excellence ladies and gentleman
>>157382618CP can defeat Islam M
>>157383694Beautiful taunting while running away meraped
>>157383645Abubakarbros...
>>157382745Why is Ian like this? Weird cunt
Did Hokit delet the post about cunny Dern?
>>157383694OOOOOOHHHHHH HE PILLOWFISTED HIM
>>157383556oh there it is saw this earlier
I motherfuck Fazza up
this frickin maklachev .. looks like a frickin beast of a dude
>>157383817If only DJ fought in full cosplay, he might not have got cut by Dana
>>157383218surely islam won't be horrified to strike with him then
>>157383734I like how every guy that loses more than two fights essentially gets his existence deleted from the dagestani club said nurmagomedov has like 5 losses in the poofc and the guy who got choked out by horiguchi hasnt fought since then
he was just beating on him dude
>only damage matters >w-wait n-no not like that!
>>157383867What damage?
>>157383777I imagine female fighters have some men in their lives who can have Hobbit behave respectfully with the right motivation
The Damage
>>157383867Merab is Christian.
>>157383857Islam will shoot under a haymaker and glue him to the floor.
>>157382899Macklechef has nice kicks, I dunno why he doesn't kick more later into fights after he's got his opponents worried about takedownsMaybe managing his own gas tank I suppose
>>157383973in your wildest dreams you still can't imagine your hero pooslam actually fighting
I anit goona lie iLam
>>157383363Prates isn't next. They even put both of them up on split screen. Its obvious they want them to fight each other first. Islam said today that he wants both of them to fight as well.
>>157384049No, islam also said prates is next
Dead sport.
>>157384049Why does the UFC never do freakshow fights like 3 person fights and so on
>>157384074You're delusional if you think Islam accepts this match, Prates puts him into a coma and he knows it
>>157384146People was saying that about Garry just 24 hours ago.
>>157384175Shit the fuck up you snow nigga bitch
>>157384146Sure bro, bet the house
>>157384201Nah fuck that!
>>157384219We count damage here and if Garry was smashing Islam’s face then Prates is putting a hole right through him
>>157384236You’ll keep saying this and then having a melty when islam easily wins. Prates got taken down by JDM lol
>>157384146Prates got outwrestled by IanAlso Leon was beating him until he had a dumb Leon moment and did the slowest most telegraphed stance switch ever right infront of Prates and got KO'd from that mistakeHe hits hard and is a funny guy but he's not the guy to beat Makachev (Amosov is btw)
>>157384253Amosov’s striking is trash. Islam kickboxes him to a 50-45 or maybe a headkick TKO
>>157384252Getting taken down means nothing we count damage here only
>>157384284Okay well then just cry and say it doesn’t count when islam subs prates in round 2
>>157384253Joel Alvarez stinks, Amosov needs to beat someone better to get people talking about him
>>157384299You sound like such a bitch btw. Typa smart ass kid I would give swirlies.
This fight showed that Islam can be beaten trough cardio. Prates needs to survive 1-2 and turn up the pace in 3
>You sound like such a bitch btw. Typa smart ass kid I would give swirlies
>>157384337Ian is the weaponised cardio guy of the top 5 in the division though
Slamdaddy won.Clozapig's mom is a fat ugly maggoty Ogaden outhouse.
>>157384049>>157384074It’s unfortunate for Islam (and very telling…). Sadly when there’s an official backup fighter who successfully makes weight, he’s next. Even worse, prates admitted he was asked to be the backup and turned it down. Islam suggested but also like always, said he will fight “whoever the ufc gives him”. Of course he wants to fight the guy Garry beat instead of the guy who heemed Brady like he was squashing a mouse in the 1st round. I almost feel bad for Islam… you could tell Dana was excited to see Islam get beat and we all know he will give the best chance to get this boring cunt out of here as fast as possible now that he’s got his little record. There’s nothing else’s saving him now. The promise to Abu Dhabi is over and they can’t complain anymore. No more free robberies. It’s over… he’s gonna be heemed by a big gay man soon…
Will Prates quit smoking to prepare for Islam?
The chainsmoking power puncher will surely showcase elite cardio in a grindy wrestling match with Makhachev
>>157384111Gane is essentially two people.
Piggies are oinkin' for a melanated daddy to save them...Po' po' lil' piglets...
>>157384377>he’s fulfilled his role dana. you have permission to get him beat. we need better fight better draws. mvp can not succeed
>>157384426>>157384377Why do you always reply to your own posts?
Jones went up and subbed Gane in 30 seconds.Islam went up and had 2 slurpers back to back. There are LEVELS to the game.
>>157384337he's not taking 170s power well, thats for sure Ian is pillowfisted yet won most of the striking exchanges outside the 2nd round, hence why Islam limited himself to takedowns and landing pitter patter shots on the ground Same with JDM whose more of a welterweight petr yan
>>157384377Islam must’ve been shaking when he saw this
>>157384491No one cares about your breakdowns poof go get a job
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>>157384447Silence, circles. Mind your betters.
>>157384524>People gave Islam a 10-8 for this
The Gaul, The Maul, and the Bald The French, The Mensch, and the StenchThe Homme, The Bon, and the Bomb
>>157384387Id switch to patches for islam. Patches prates
>>157384628Realest niggas in the game, and Zahabi.
>>157384524I still have ilia winning via 2nd round knockout. Styles make fights. But gotta respect Islam. He’s a legend.
buenos dias islam
>>157384228Why has your drug addled mind fixated on this phrase to the point where you need to post it 50 times per day?
at a qt wmma's in the toilet ama
Fuck that
>>157384711Clitia was about to start suckin' that THANG off I fear...
Narr fucka dat u taka everytin I worka foh
will report back later
>>157384475>he's not taking 170s power wellHe doesn't have to if he can just crotch sniff his way to more boring decision wins.
Prates lost to Ian so he normally shouldn't get a title shot but he fights so much that he earned the respect of the matchmaking team, Hunter smiles when he hears the name ''prates''
>>157384946Truck Daddies own ya pig pen I'm afraid...
>>157383817is this real?
>>157383817What the hell
>>157382880Islam should sit out and wait for conor
>>157385234You jest but had he beat Max, he would have been next
>>157385021Prates dumpstered jdm who islam fagged on for 25 thats why
>>157385346footed that freak
this was one of the best knockouts in years.
>>157385346Footfooted that freak
>>157384411shalom my good goy
>>157385227
>>157385537I ain't deleting shit, wytboi
Imagine going the distance in a title fight and your high profile coach pulls this:
>>157385346Hes a footfag anyways. It's usually Laylas fee tho.
Justin Gaethje
>>157385654She was completely outclassed everywhere by Dern who is shite herself, getting a title shot in wmma is not impressive. I would also retire in embarrassment.
Did you guys hear what Din Thomas said yesterday?
>>157385688dern and gillian are both very good on the ground, but gillian only when on top. gillian lacks athleticism/explosivity/speed however. zhang heems both of them on the feet easily.
>>157385702You're a nigger
Fight of the night?
Gillian Robertson is always welcome in tiger MMA casablanca
>>157385654She shit her pants and he kept trying to get her to snap out of it but she just kwabbed and derns not even that good lol
Hell naw das hella disrespectful Din Thomas wrong foh dat fr
>>157385725I was so happy when Malik got finished. I vaguely remember this Jaxxon episode(I don't watch this shit anymore) where these 3 guys have to pretend to be amazed by Malik talking like a nigger being obsessed with fighting. Then he goes on to a two fight losing steak and got outclassed everywhere last night. https://youtu.be/1goTK-nBlUM
Mansur Abdul-Malik fans where you guys at? Y'all got real quiet all of a sudden since this happened..
Mansur Abdul-Malik bros what happened? Hahaha, Dustin Stoltzfuz is what happened!!
Post that ribovics zesty celebration
>>157385940UFC is in a dark grim status
>>157385940Free money.
Tim Kennedy deserved that fucking win man
Renier the riddler the knight de ridder exposed penn state
How do you say this when you were hugging him or attempting to hug him for 25 minutes?
>>157384524Why do people always cut out the judo throw, that was the actual cool part of this sequence
I take it homo cuck vs islamist hug merchant didnt go so well
>>157385654Why did he announce this to the media again kek
>>157385227OH NONONO BIG BROWN!!!
It honestly sickens me how low IQ fans refuse to give Islam & Garry their creditSuper high level fight & a historic win for Islam to get 17 straight wins in the UFC. It was an amazing high level fight & the incels are crying about it being boring
>>157386038ice falls, doves cry
>>157386241Kill yourself faggot. Islam didn’t finish. Garry didn’t finish. Bunch of faggots acting like this was a performance worthy of flowers… Kill yourself you fucking faggot
Only fighter worth crediting is Dana White
Nigger
No for gay Jesus
Charles Johnson a performance befitting the crafty veteran and gutsy warrior that he is.
koshi guruma
I'm so tired of seeing the casual crybabies cry about elite level title fights that are more technical & not outright bar fightsIslam vs Garry was insanely high level & a great win for Makhachev. Go watch BKFC or WWE if you want every fight to be a slobberknocker
And if it's home baked tortillas and salsa verde you're after, saunter on down to Tito's Cantina next time you're in Cape Coral, Florida.
>>157386212To save face. He didn't prepare her mental well.
>>157386368It was not high level. It was a sparing session you fart sniffing faggot. It is not a great win. It is a fight that came and went. >Islam head kick >Islam near subs >Islam standing and getting tired >Garry defending to survive? >Garry getting back to the feet to not show an ounce of aggression Garry couldve went for a legendary win. Islam couldve made his win legendary with a win. They did neither
so was there any reason for them not booking Rodriguez Lopes for the Noche event?
Have you ever seen the diablo in the pale moonlight?
You are a retard if you think merab will win the trilogy
>>157386465Limb lengthening surgery is a massive cope and sign of low confidence. Yan is doomed in the threematch
>>157386475Wait what? Yan got the height surgery lmao that is fucking pathetic
>>157386475>>157386565There is absolutely no way he got any sort of surgery like that. You can't even run after getting it.
Kek fucking retards
Can't believe Yan got shin lengthening surgery...... To think I trusted that man...
The Antichrist roams the earth and none of you goobers seem to give a fuck.
>>157386669You're being hysterical Ari Emanuel is NOT the Antichrist
>>157386200Islam dominated 1, peaked in round 2 and tried to survive 3 4 5
Aaron Pico just had a fight announced and none of you goobers seem to give a fuck.
Yan would never do something like that
>>157384049That CP chain is lit
>>157384395You underestimate CP
>>157385346I almost thought that was john pork
>>157386263Exactly. Islam should fight cans who get easily finished, so this retard here can be happy. How dare he fight people that can defend themselves
He's done enough Finish up with Prates. Leave Morales for Garry
>>157382986I think it's some traditional thing in ecuador where men dress like hookers or something. Not joking
>>157386421>why don't they just KO the opponent are they stupid??The low IQ plebs really love to show themselves after these cards
>>157386861>doesn't chase KO because dreadful cardio But Ian had no killer instinct Retire Daner
>>157386421>Islam couldve made his win legendary with a win.
Tyler1 is supposed to stream later on tonight
>>157385654Why are the like thomases and helwanis so triggered by this?He has money and a job already so he doesn’t have to suck up and cope to his fighter who shamed him with their unwillingness to listen or fight. You think the other coaches are being le respectful but they just don’t want their shitty fighter to leave them/stop paying them and switch camps. He’s rightfully pissed. He wouldn’t say this if she at least tried to hurt dern and lost even worse than this. If fighters put on this type of performances, more coaches should shame them and abandon them for such dishonor .But din’s a Kwab softy I’m sure she’ll say “nooo pls don’t give up on me I promise I’ll never fight like that again” and he’ll carry on being her coach anyway like nothing happened.
>>157387037Can you please stop friend simulating and discuss MMA you lonely fucking loser?
>>157386886I got a hunch he gambled on Ian and lost big money on it, it's not normal for him to be invested in an analysis
>>157387038>Why are the like thomases and helwanis so triggered by this?>He has money and a job already so he doesn’t have to suck up and cope to his fighter who shamed him with their unwillingness to listen or fight. You think the other coaches are being le respectful but they just don’t want their shitty fighter to leave them/stop paying them and switch camps. >He’s rightfully pissed. He wouldn’t say this if she at least tried to hurt dern and lost even worse than this. If fighters put on this type of performances, more coaches should shame them and abandon them for such dishonor .>But din’s a Kwab softy I’m sure she’ll say “nooo pls don’t give up on me I promise I’ll never fight like that again” and he’ll carry on being her coach anyway like nothing happened.
hello i am indian
Dana said Ian cried in the car
>>157387124I would 2Ian lost a winnable fight for the championship on a few key moments
>>157387124I'd cry too if I was forced to suck dih
>>157383645How many good matches?
>>157382369Either I'm a schizo or that picture in the back definitely symbolizes polyamory. What do we think?
>>157387316It’s the female reproductive system incel
>>157387316Very observant, the sacred and the propane
>>157387336Wow, vagina looks like that??
>>157387316>>157387336
>>157387354So sex is basically letting your cock get sucked by baphomet?
Layla? Layla Machado? Ismael Bonfinn? why do so many of these brazilians have arab names?
>>157387055Afraid not
>>157386832Exactly this, its prize fighting. If Islam is like Anderson he would crush these cans one by one but turns out he isn’t and Garry is just a Maia.
They haven't announced the main event for 332 yet right? Can it be Aspinall vs Gane?
Garry froze under the pressure he was a completely different fighter against prates and belal
>>157386870Lmao why didn’t Islam finish the fight when he had the chance? Why didn’t Garry press on the gas when he had him hurt and was winning the striking exchanges? You faggot fucking fans will do everything to justify fighters not leaving it all on the line and in the hands of the judges like a bunch of fucking pussies
>>157387443Most likely or pereira/jiri return.
>>157387457Right, LHW needs an interim fight.
>>157385654Didn't Din corner Sean Brady? No more?
i wonder what his brain was thinking here
>>157387444Yeah, something was off about him
>>157387445When are we seeing you in the cage bro?
Could Islam be a triple champ right now if he moved up? What % chance would you give him against Strickland.
>>157387443Aspinal Vs Gane is supposed to be in France but I think thats planned for late fall.
>>157387526My first post fight will be directed to the you. It will be at an indian casino
>>157387444He's literally just a bitch, always trying to high 5 his opponents and fight respectfully. He's a literal herbivore, he simply doesn't have the killer instinct.
>>157387530Islam could win in the first and second if they both blitz but Stricklands frame carries weight better and he would tire him out with teeps
>>157387530About 15%, he'd gas almost instantly considering he was gassed in the 3rd against THE cuckold.
>>157387569Really? I don’t rate Strickland that much I’d give Islam a 40% chance
Who ya got?
Islam for sure deserves a lot of blame for the fight being shit but this was very similar to the shavkat, michael page and geoff neal fights with ian garry where basically nothing happens and its a 29-28 or 48-47 dec for either guy
>>157387600maybe 20% but you get diminishing returns on wrestling as the weight difference increase. Islam went from ragbolling every lightweight for 5 rounds, to gassing in the 3rd at WW, if he was at middleweight he'd be gassing in a couple of rounds at most then getting pieced up, he slowed down significantly against THE cuckold after the 2nd and resorted to bitch tactics in 5th.
>>157387600What chance did you give Strickland against Khamzat?
>>157387639I don’t think Strickland’s striking is a threat at all to Islam he’s a much better striker than Khamzat and yeah he might gas out but he fights through it and is smart enough to steal rounds
Belal vs Islam
I would hurt /heem/ so watch what you say to me
>>157387619morales has next. then shavkat.
>>157387660as much as I hate Strickland he would jab the shit out of Islam and be a tough fight to win past the second round.
Remember the name
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBhFSXRuWtw
>>157387660Strickland and Khamzat are significantly larger than Islam and THE beanpole garry. Islam would have to add even more mass to hit 185 or weigh in at 185 with only a 5lb weightcut and be a significant size and weight disadvantage, eventually you can't simply fight through it. Weight classes exist for a reason.
>>157387682I still wouldn’t favour Islam to win but I think it would be extremely competitive. It’s hard to fight small guys too.
>>157387660How much of a threat did you think Stricklands striking would be against Israel Adesanya?
>>157387530strickland is physically too big. just as good at getting up as garry, but naturally thicker. he doesn't look anything like when he used to fight at welterweight. Strickland melted hernandez and khamzat. there are lots of bad matchups for strickland, but islam is not one of them.
>>157387706Islam could still take Strickland down though I actually think he’d have a harder time against Dricus. Just think if there was ever a chance for someone to become triple champ it would be Islam vs Strickland doubt they will risk it though.
the irish keep losing because they don't walkout to Enya. when will they learn?
>Islam could still take Strickland down though No, he couldnt.
unironically the best chance for a triple champ is volk fighting islam again, then cutting down to bantamweight
The archiveofourown fanfics gonna be wild
>>157387739He could take him down, but he's not going to hold him down and he's going to gas in the 2nd (because of the extra mass), eventually not be able to secure takedowns and then get pieced up brutally. They won't risk it unless they decided they wanted Islam to lose his win streak.
>>157387755Yeah he really could though? lol why so defensive. Same height as Garry and not crazily bigger.
>>157387778Strickland is significantly larger than the vegan machado.
Arman is the number one contender, he should be fighting for the title
>>157387778strickland is much thicker than garry. garry is naturally very lean. sean has been solid for years. look how he looks out of camp. he literally has lots of fat, even wilst having good cardio. he didn't look small against khamzat, and dricus said he is strong. strickalnd just lacks punching power.
>>157387771Yeah most likely but there is a possibility he could win and secure so much more legacy than anyone will ever be able to match and go levels above Jones/GSP etc. It wouldn’t surprise me if he does go up to 185 if he clears out welter because why not.
>>157387788Arman ran when it came
>>157387778>lol why so defensive.What? I just told you that you were wrong.
isn't it crazy how so many of the top fighters who were on tears just a year ago are now on skids?
>>157387778Do you think Islam can do what Khamzat couldn't
>>157387785Yeah he’s quite a bit thicker but he’s not like the mountain Islam probably trains and wrestles with guys that size all the time and Strickland has no power so it’s all good anyway. Islam would probably have more power than him.
>>157387619They are gonna force Prates to fight Morales. Islam will be out until spring.
>>157387797Yeah about a 15% chance. He won't because it's far too risky, he's probably going to cut his career short if he gets another tough fight at WW although it's a bum division so I doubt it.
>>157387801Yeah you’re being crazy defensive if you don’t think Islam could take down Strickland almost no one would say that
quillan salkilld could literally move up and put up a good fight for islam. I know it sounds crazy and premature, but he passes the eye test like nothing I've seen in a while.
>>157387817>No one would say that Everyone would say that.
>>157387812You're a delusional paki living vicariously through caucasian muslims at this point. fucking hell. He's not beating any of the top 3 at MW simply because he's too small.
I don't think anon realizes how much bigger middleweights are than welterweights. there are some big fucking boys at mw. most of them walk at least 220
>>157387810I’m not making excuses for him but Khamzat did seem to have some sort of lingering injury in that fight and it was far from a dominant win it was very close, and yeah pfp Islam is better. Still wouldn’t favour Islam but there is a world where he beats Strickland.
>>157387788UFC has been punishing him for pulling out of the brazza title fight. Arman hasn't been active either. He's lucky they are giving him a winnable fight. Ruffy fucken sucks at wrestling.
>>157387829Being small gives advantages stop being triggered Islam is really that good at fighting and Strickland is bang average and has no power
you can tell islam wants to avoid the morales fight. he said morales should fight prates. kek. he's hoping prates wins so he doesn't have to fight morales. and while those two fight he will fight someone else. then retire if he doesn't get prates.
>>157387823Quillans too talented for UFC to toss him around irresponsibly with crazy matchups. Its better to carefully bring him and build him at lightweight. He's australia next big star. They keep getting lucky with talent over there.
>>157387850did you not see how easily sean gets up? and how garry got up easily also? sean is much bigger and more experienced than garry. I don't even like sean and I'm saying this.
>>157387844It's a waste of time cause when he beats him, it will be considered a bad win, this does nothing for him and in the chance ruffy somehow wins, he earns a massive climb in the rankings and maybe even a title shot
>>157387718Adesanya is a counterstriker with no takedown threat, what does he have to do with Islam?
>>157387850If it gave advantages you'd see more people moving up, Islam moved up from being a big LW to a small WW and it's already showing that his gas tank is struggling because it takes more energy to wrestle bigger people, the next jump is to 185 where they walk around at 220. Islam would be giga-gassed in the second against a MW. You're talking absolute nonsense.
>>157387858I know I'm just saying I think he would do well in a hypothetical fight. he's explosive skilled.
>>157387839I think Islam has a chance but their fight would favour SSI don't think Islam needs to throw his winstreak away on a Strickland fight
volk is the p4p goat. p4p means taking size into consideration. he's literally a bloated flyweight and took islam to deep wadders. masterclassed max in striking, etc. he's the apex manlet.
>>157387829Calling him a delusional paki loser is such low hanging fruit. I prefer to make spammy submit intellectually and concede.
>I'm not making excuses but Khamzat did seem to have an injury
>>157387907cool now post the first fight
>>157387904I can do both. There's levels to this game.
>>157387873Maybe he just eat Philly cheesesteaks before fight bratha and Khabib walks around at 235. Density matters more than size.
>>157387901Volk vs Van is the fight to make
>>157387844>hasn't been activeHe's been in a couple fights at wrestling meets
>>157387912Volk fucked him up bad first time
>>157387918No it doesn't, naturally bigger people don't just have bigger bodies they have larger lungs, larger hearts that are more capable of providing their larger bodies with larger amounts of oxygen. Human anatomy isn't all bone structure. There's a reason weight classes exist.
>>157387944Then why aren’t top marathon runners over 6ft. Checkmate.
>>157387858By beating Gamrot he's basically ready to fight to the top of the list
>>157387932islam literally said volk was his hardest fight.
I think they should let Islam get on test+tren, move up to HW and fight Gane for the belt. Size really doesn't matter after all, it's how you use it.
He’s crashing out
>>157387949And they typically weight 50kg, yeah, what relevance does that have with fighting?
>>157387944there are different frames. that matters way more than height. I'm 5'11 and 135lbs. some people have a larger torso:leg ratio than others. those people are heavier.
>>157387932>Allah, my cardio was strong then
>>157387944Taller people die sooner because their hearts arent as proportional to their bodies as hearts of smaller people, who live longerTall people hearts work harder keeping blood flowing and give up faster
>>157387968If someone was 5'11 at your bodyweight, but had a larger frame and weighed 185 at the same BF%, they'd likely have a larger heart and set of lungs, this is basic human anatomy.
>>157387966That you can’t admit that smaller people have advantages in fighting and think it’s all size related. Yes big people have obvious advantages, but small people are harder to hit, harder to grab a hold of, faster, better footwork, usually better technique etc
>>157387977Because they're larger and have to produce more force to operate in the mean time though which is the point.
>>157387984growth hormone also dictates organ size. along with genetics. it's not as simple as someone being hit with a shrink ray. the people with large torsos are naturally more dense. there is more shit inside a torso., that's why mexicans can be 5ft5 and 180 without looking too fat. humans are like dog breeds. there is tons of variation due to self-selective breeding.
>>157383254> a toe flick was the sole piece of damage islam did
Yan's son when he yelled ''i am happy my dad won'', that's something Merab doesn't have
>>157387986That's just not how biology works I'm afraid.
>>157387986Because they don't. Smaller people have a lower centre of gravity, but weight classes exist in every combat sport because despite this they're are at a significant disadvantage again someone larger than them.
Ian wins the rematch and easy
>>157388016>>157388022Then why did Usyk move up and beat the shit out of all those HW’s who should’ve KO’d him in one punch. He used to fight at middleweight.
the really tall lanky people are often very badly coordinated compared to "normal" sized people. unless you're talking "tall for the weight class" like sean o'malley who is just normal height but slim. people like stefan struve, volkov, etc have low athleticism. and before someone say nba palyers... the really tall freaky ones are not athletic at all. watch thema ctually play. they are just good at certain positions. they get injured easily. and move like they are in slowmo.
>>157388029HW boxing is shit
>weight classes exist for a reason gimmick in the big 26Time to get with the times unc
>>157388029Do I need to list all the fighters who tried to move up in weight and got raped?
>>157388037Omg who the hell cares.png
Ilia vs hokic will be epic
>>157388045Oh like Pereira? That was all skill based and not size actually.
>>157388029>>157388037Okay wait let me get this straight...so Sean Strickland is an 8 foot basketball player and Islam is Oleksandr Usyk? Hmm...much to consider here
>>157388029Because it's relative, he's still fighting at a closer weight and size with his opponents than Islam would be vs pretty much any MW.
If Strickland was an 8 foot tall basketball player and Islam was Oleksandr Usyk than you're right I think he has a much better chance. Unfortunately, we live in reality
>>157388066Wrong. He has a 50lb size disadvantage in his fights. Nice try though.
usyk got tuned up be rico
>>157388008And it also dictates, height and frame, exactly like I was saying. Your example about mexicans is probably why they're known for having great cardio.
JDM picked Garry to win
>>157388055He went down from a jab. Adesanya landed a million jabs on Pereira and never dropped him.
Shorter stocky guys have some inherent advantages over taller guys, given they're genuinely in the same weight class. Like Volk is short and thick and he manhandles the tall and skinny featherweights.I doubt being shorter is overall advantageous, but it has advantages.
>>157388090Gane has a better jab.
>>157388074He's 4 inches shorter than fury and had a 50lb disadvantage in one fight. Islam would be 5 inches shorter than Strickland and be at about a 35lb disadvantage. Relatively he's at even more of a disadvantage.
matt schnells name is a reference to the german phrase “mach schnell” which is an imperative meaning “hurry up”. this is a reference to the quickness with which he gets heemed in every fight. bravo dana
>>157388079growth hormone doesn't dictate height. some growth hormone conditions like acromegaly are simply comorbidities with some tall people. there are also normal height people with "gigantism." height is mostly genetic. there are very tall people with low growth hormone evels and low test. also, mexican cardio is a meme. lots of mexicans that gas in a street fight.
>>157388092No one is arguing against that. DC was another example, but he'd have died making MW.
>Quits coaching because his fighter sucked
>>157388094Nope. Just more mass behind it. One of the advantages of being bigger.
>>157387530Literally 0% chance Islam beats Strickland.No puncher's chance (too small), no submission chance (Strickland is much bigger with good TD defence; you saw Islam already struggling with WW guys. It's only gonna be worse against Strickland).
>>157388116honestly respect
>>157388092shorter is a disadvantage if the taller guy actually utilizes range effectively and is athletic. more often than not however, the tall skinny guy doesn't utilize range as he should, and he also sacrifices lots of athleticism due to having very low muscle mass. skinny people have a hard time gaining muscle mass just like they don't gain fat easily. you see what little muscle they do have only because of low bodyfat. a tall lean fighter who is good with range and explosive is a problem, there are a few in the ufc. but more often than not, the jacked manlets have a natural athleticism advantage over your average lankllet.
Honestly shoutout to Din Thomas for giving up on his athlete the moment things got difficult
>>157388134fuck was he supposed to do
the real reason Din is seething is because his fighter winning the belt means he gets a bigger cut. managers and trainers are payed percentages. he's a greedy you know what.
>>157388110You can point to exceptions to the rule all you like, but it's basic human biology that taller and larger people - frame, organs, bone density, produce more growth hormone because they're genetically coded to do so however that expresses itself depends on their genetics.
>>157388121Wrong.
Tyler1 is live btw
>>157388165Nope.
>>157388145there are actually a number of growth disorders that have a symptom of being overly tall. like kleinefelter syndrome just to name one. the idea is that aside from genetics, height is determined by how long you stay in a state of puberty. thus people with delayed puberty are often tall since they are still growing into their twenties.
>>157388165>>157388121It's not 0% but it's improbable by a large margin. He'd be relying purely on superior technique which would work against larger people who don't also have great technique, at some point size is an insurmountable advantage. Islam could fuck up plenty of top 20 MWs probably, but once you get to a certain point it's simply not going to happen.
>>157388092Shorter guys have better coordination and speed so they are good at evading and moving. Makes sense since their tiny. Bigger guys have worse coordination and speed but they more than make up for it with raw power and reach. Big guys usually fuck up smaller guys. The only times it doesn't matter is if its mild differences of few inches and a few pounds. Then it just comes down to skill
>>157388114>No one is arguing against that.o-oh... my bad haha...
>>157388173>disordersI accept your concession. I've stated in every post that size =/= height.
most people don't realize this but power actually comes from the ass. I'm talking deep in the muscle fibers of the ass. it's not a matter of "bigger ass=bigger power" because size alone doesn't dictate it. think of it more like the mana in the ass. the ki/chi. the ass is like a chakra. if you know how to clench all the muscles of the ass right at the perfect time you throw a shot... that shit hit different. I learned that shit by accident. most people probably think I'm joking or simply wouldn't understand.
I like that fluffys been training with strickland. I haven't written him off yet. He still really good.
>>157388202I can crack a coconut with my asshole and I've killed multiple people with a single punch, sometime multiple people at the same. This checks out.
Dadslam Makhie AND STILLd the cuckold. All things are right in the UFCCU (cinematic universe) tonight
>>157388202think of all the zesty heemers...iliangannoumoralesthe list goes on and on.
>>157388222how is magumba zesty?
>>157388202Body expert herePower comes from whole body using its leverage in motion to strike. Similar to how you swing a hammer and hit something hard. The punch mechanic is you swinging your arm like a hammer against someones face. A key area is the ass(hips basically) to generate force but you want to put your whole back into it after you plant your legs and shift your ass to twist in motion. The Best strikers have good foot placement and then shift their hips to launch a motion that travels up from spine all the way to the arm.
>>157388187Wrong.
>>157388227His massive brapper?
Kicks are harder than punches and you dont throw kicks with your ass
Dana said this event did 80M views and 5M gate Kneel.
>>157388231Ironic coming from you. You should go to literally any combat sports class and go against someone naturally bigger than you.
>>157388245you absolutely throw kicks with your ass. the leg is connected directly to the ass my friend. have you seen poatan's dumptruck?
>>157388253he throws his kicks to hide his punches. its backwards southern hemisphere shit doesnt count but also hes the equivalent of an arm puncher with his legs he has a fat ass because hes an alcoholic power bottom has nothing to do with the heems
>>157388253throw a kick right now and feel your ass. there's no glute engagement. you chamber the kick with your hamstring and extend with your quadriceps.
>>157388268>>157388269Let someone shoot you with a pistol then an assault rifle and see what hurts more.
>>157388269you're not properly throwing a kick if you don't feel it deep in your ass.
>>157388245Once again>Power comes from whole body using its leverage in motion to strike. You snap and twist to generate force when you swing your leg to kick someone. Your ass is involved in generating force but so is your heel, calf and quads. Your upper body also helps with the twist motion. It really is the whole body movement that gives best kicks. Those gay tae kwon do kicks never have power because they disregard foot placement and upper body motion. And yes obviously a good Leg kick.. hits way harder because your leg is heavier than an arm and can be used as whip to strike at someone. I used to send my muay thai back flying when I would kick. Karate or muay thai are only ones you need to learn good kicks. Fuck all the other meme shit like tae kwon do, savat, capoeira.
Post that video of that wytboi dancing with a blkgirl
New boy alertRibovics goys that dawlg in em
>>157388278If the person shooting the pistol understands the mechanics better it would hurt the average person more but I could still tank both
Heem 2
>>157387767They’re are only 322 hits for “UFC” of AO3 and not much of them look promising.
>>157388302He lost to the bakery boy, tho
Yea Justin Gaethe actually has stronger heels than most power lifters I completely forgot
Did Ian's feminine side cause him to lose?
>>157388299he got that pop in his hips. you can just tell he heems.
Why are wrestlers gassing out recently? Is defending more than 2 takedowns all that was needed all along?
>>157388330It was that + his vegan diet.
>>157388331Fersure he heems, It's all in the hips
>>157388331>Literally every chud the second he gets a sniff of shiniquas snapper
>>157388318Nah he passed my eye test which is one of the highest test a fighter can pass
>>157388229specimen here, can confirm. none of you are like me
Islam is stronger than Strickland thoughbeit
strongest fighter in the ufc p4p is Jesus Christ
>>157388402Alex is a little fly weight
Who is the Seto Kaiba of the UFC? Movsar?
>>157388421Arman probably
>>157388421Movsar is indeed a misunderstood genius except he will actually win shit in his career unlike Kaiba boy
why is no ufc on
>>157388396ddp said strickland is physically stronger than khamzat
The blue eyes white dragon of MMA? GSP.
GSP what a cheater
>>157388498>>157388498>>157388498
>>157388501lol
>>157387953they don’t call him the great for no reason
>>157389136bump kill
