>Lap:#8526>Countdown to Zandvoort pre-ePrix GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>157359474>Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yJUi6ke71I>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:226>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 219 (+15)HAM: 169 (+10)RUS: 160 (+6)LEC: 138 (+12)NOR: 128 (+25)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 379 (+21)Ferrari: 307 (+22)McLaren Mercedes: 220 (+25)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 177 (+26)Racing Bulls: 66 (+5)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 706.99 (+83.19)HAM: 498.87 (+79.83)NOR: 486.88 (+27.73)>News:Men and women are still enjoying summerOnly 8 drivers have confirmed seats for 2027Honder has a timeline to become a top competitor again (then they'll probably leave, again)McLaren has a gear ratio based on a projected power curve m*rcedes somehow didn't manage to produce..Sainz apparently close to signing an extension with Williams
evening lads @ night
gimi
do you reckon he carries his dad around like this
>>157387637I'd rather not ponder that question.
https://streamable.com/titffe
Your favorite driver could be lapping the entire field multiple times and there's still no defending these faggot regulations.
https://streamable.com/19xrae
>>157387635Imagine the orgies... God, so hot
>>157387635>least pozzed medshitter
THIS AMERICAN DUDEFUCK OFFF BOOMER
https://streamable.com/jrt4t3Did f1 remove the battery yet?
>>157388147cry moar timmy.clapping for supper clipping faggot battery shit. newfaggot botnigger trying to argue the new version is better.
>>157388154at least he's not dicksucking abduls
>>157388147
what the fuck where are the lewds? I was told there would be lewds here.
>>157388147queer
The damp limestone walls of the cave seem to press closer with every step you take. You grip your flashlight tightly, but the beam is dying, flickering weakly. The deeper you force yourself in, the worse you feel. A thick, suffocating heat wraps around you, your head is spinning with a violent dizziness that makes the ground tilt.Your flashlight sputters then dies completely. Left in the pitch black, you're left crawling, guiding yourself by scraping your hands along the wet rock. Finally, your fingers brush against something artificial – a smooth, metallic structure rising from the floor. This was it.You pull the matchbook from your pocket. The tiny flame sparks to life, casting dancing shadows across the ancient object. Taped on it is a clean, modern piece of paper. Shaking violently, you bring the flame closer to read the message scrawled upon it: you've been pozzed in the head
>>157388353Did you begin taking creative writing classes recently?
>>157388342
>>157387486HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157388906they wish this semen gargling sport was that dramatic
raceweek
RAWECEEK
gay twinks are a scourge upon this sport
instead of 50% power being derived from fossil fuels, why cant the engines use electricity for combustion? then we'll have 50% power from the battery pack and the rest from electricity combustion enginevishnu bless these regulations
Will they have a minute’s silence at Zandvoort?
Any upgrades on the ferrari? If they manage to be the fastest in a few tracks(they wont), and if the mercedes has reability issues in some where they are fastest, and with charles shitting up big time(dont chin me on the spot) poois can do something(he wont)
>>157387863Why does catalunya have such a great variance of elevation back then?Did they bulldoze everything for the track?
Valebros how are we feeling about /ourguy/'s latest instagram post, I love his winner energy
Max what the fuck!?
>>157389180>>157389215*sprint week
>>157389180Emphasis on weak.
>>157384529>he deleted it himself, my pornposts are still up, no janny has visited this thread, /f1/ has been abandoned by the police.It's not abandoned, the moderators are always informed, but we only report insults to users. If you post porn and other bullshit, we don't care and we don't report it.A few threads ago, we made some heads roll, one in particular, but the crazy guy went too far with the insults and got what he deserved, and it will always be that way.The moderators are there, even if they can't control everything because this platform is too big, so we monitor all the motorsport threads and if we see insults, we notify them and they ban the bad users.Off-topic stuff isn't a problem for us, even if you're supposed to only talk about F1, but if that's how you have fun...But remember that you are always responsible for what you post, and if the moderators come here and see porn, you're at risk!
>>157389851Hola señor janny
>>157387486gay cunt
>>157389803how do you poop from the mouth
>>157389851just not true though is itI've reported shit I've been given 3 days for and nothing ever happens, it's completely random whether they turn up or not
>>157389851>>157389851ay ay pipi
Sebastian Vettel winning the 2015 Hungarian GPI was happy
Why does motorsport have sport in the title if it isn't a real sport?
>>157390229Ive never been happy in my life
>>157390291Because >we apply the Hemingway's definition of sport
I cannot believe it, it's actually race week
>>157390142Nothing happened because you reported it alone, but there are many of us and we report the same posts multiple times, so since the reports are repetitive, they get noticed and action is taken.
>Mercedes, Ferrari, McLaren, Red Bull, Alpine, Audi, Williams and Aston will keep their driver lineups>Racing Bulls will promote Tsolov>Haas will replace Ocon with Fornaroli>Cadillac will replace Bottas with CamaraBoring silly season.
>>157390757Rari will bag up Mini in fear of losing the next big italian
>>157390763Ferrari don't want Italian drivers for some reason.
>>157390850They don't need them, Italians already support the team no matter what
>>157390671>no, chud, you were obviously mass reported for a slur that goes ignored almost always and it wasn't the sole faggot you replied to being triggered
>>157390671you're a faggot
That time when Max had a YETI. :)
That animal hamilshit, I can't even say his name...
>>157391091Jajajaj
>>157389851>>157390671you've been assmad over this for too long now
Edd
>>157388246but it's the same abduls in charge of electrification botnigger. the oil companies control the EV market and alternative energies nigga so it's all the same shit that's why electrification is not this big revolution it's the same wealthy people nigga the wealth didn't move it's the same oil companies. that's the problem nigga.
Home-schooled phone posting niggas don't realize when Domenicalli kills the sport there is no more f1 general to circle jerk and blogpost nigga.low test beta plebbit nigger discord trannys can't even get angry enough that Liberty & the FIA killed the sport. That's why these "journalists" need to speak up because it's their grift at stake, there's no weekly podcast analysis when no one cares about the sport. Driving ratings? What driving nigga I didn't see any driving the computer algorithm slows down the car for them before the braking zone they actually have a term for this design flaw they call it "super-clipping". So your not even braking late and accelerating early it's not even the same sport.
migu
Got fired from my other shitty job today :D
>>157391361congrats king
>>157391363thaaankk you, now time to enjoy a better well paying jobFUCK RETAIL
>>157391159egg > edd
>>157391382why did you do retail?
>>157391424Needed a job bad or the landlord would rape my butthole with an eviction notice
Is the new TP going to remove the battery?Did Honda bring a V8? there's no point trying to upgrade the battery nigga.no? okay then.dead sport.
>>157391449>landlordhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY
mamma mia
>>157391622>sophiafloersch 21 std
>>157391622where are your tits? slut
>>157390113ulcerated collitis
>>157391622wtf sophIA cant compete
>>157391230>>157391272whatever abdul
what's the best racing movie? f1 movie was ok but felt like a commercial
Merc lost to the cuckstromer team
>>157391795not this year
>>157391801>Shartonelli +18.728s
>check Sophia's website>the XXL merch is sold outare all you Sophia posters fatasses?
>>157391805can't let the rigging be too obvious
>they're still falling for the unterhund meme in 2026
>>157391817>>157391819https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medshitter_Theory
fuck, i had a good post but i forgot
>>157391866
>>157391842dts and its consequences...hamilton-era merc had off weekends too and still won comfortably most years (and might I remind you that hamilton is complete and utter shit)the only way a dominant merc can be stopped is if they themselves shit the bed
>>157391622TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>157391878>hamilton-era merc had off weekends toohamilton is complete and utter shit
>>157391902yes he covered that
>>157391925it was worth repeating
>>157392126what is on her mind?
>>157392148Testicular torture, breeding, breast play.
>>157387486What's wrong with this Canadian poster? Reveling in the genital mutilation of people is evil. And how come he calls anyone who disagrees with him "Abdul"? I've seen him do these in this general so I'm asking here.
what the fuck was thatyou felt it????
are we back?
>>157392181i farted
>>157392206naturally
>>157392225i finna bunurung soon
>>157392167He is an indian who thinks posting about penises will make him stop being brown.
you have a choice: you can either get cut, or you can get pozzed in the headwhich one do you pick
>>157392148Just rimming
>>157392167I thought we had him all to ourselveskinda upset its not /f1/ exclusive schizophrenia
>>157392167sorry boy, we don't know him
>it's backffs, I thought I was finally free
>>157392126does she only have one expression? what is wrong with this creepy bitch
>>157392400That's impressive in a thread with 114 posts.
>>157392414you took into account this post, very smart
>>15739241487but thnx, cutie pie
Man, you guys really need to do something about your paki problem. Look at this: I'm just casually engaging in playful and harmless banter with this fellow about how he's an ultra inbred sub-70 IQ abdul who got forcefully and permanently mutilated as a child and will never live a normal life as a result and all of a sudden I get like 10 mfs calling me a jeet.>>157391977
a thousand curses upon bongs for unleashing pakis and jeets on the rest of the world
idk man, i think that this was a better place when it was down what will we do once the site is dead? im not sure if i will watch f1 any more, maybe old races
Penelope Kvyat's wet cunny.dead sport, dead sitemonthly reminder btw/^Indonesia$/ stub:no;/^Finland$/ op:no; stub:no;/^Estonia$/ op:no; stub:no;/^Lithuania$/ op:no; stub:no;/^Latvia$/ op:no; stub:no;/^Israel$/ stub:no;/^India$/ op:no; stub:no;/^Bangladesh$/ op:no; stub:no;/^Pakistan$/ op:no; stub:no;/^Argentina$/ op:no; stub:no;/^United States$/ op:no; stub:no;/^Australia$/ op:no; stub:no;/^New Zealand$/ op:no; stub:no;/^Morocco$/ op:no; stub:no;/^Algeria$/ op:no; stub:no;/^Saudi Arabia$/ op:no; stub:no;/^Kuwait$/ op:no; stub:no;/^Philippines$/ op:no; stub:no;/^Georgia$/ op:no; stub:no;/^Canada$/ op:no; stub:no;/^Switzerland$/ op:no; stub:no;/^Kazakhstan$/ op:no; stub:no;
>>157392570>what will we do once the site is dead?stop posting anywhere and just watch youtubeevery other site is trash
>>157392628how did the internet become shite so fast? when i began using the internet, when i was idk 8-10, it was great, its true that as a kid you are easier to impress, but no, the internet is worse now
>>157392669>how did the internet become shite so fast?money
>>157392199hello
>>157392968>do you also make fun of rape victims?he is the one who rapes
>4chin downWhy is 4chud kill lately these days?
FYI, I'm not the Brit poster you responded to in that thread, I'm not a racist, posters in this general are implying that you're racially Indian but I don't know if that's just 4chan anons calling everyone they don't like Indian(like you were calling everyone you didn't like in that thread Pakistani), I don't care about your race.I posted this >>157392167 because I find it disgusting how you revel in the genital mutilation of people, do you also make fun of rape victims? Aren't you ashamed of your behaviour? Or are you shameless? I deleted the earlier post because I fucked up the reply quotes, I swear I'm not this guy >>157391858.
he's shitting
>pfour
/f1/... is dead...I blame immigrants
>>157393737i blame you people
>>157393864In some sense we're on the same page then...
Ollie!!
have >we seen this good question https://youtu.be/watch?v=AxOodSAs5wo
>>157394013that didn't embed for me sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxOodSAs5wo
>>157394013>>157394023thanks bro, i really needed to get pozzed in the head tonight
>>157394121No problem
Chadders :)
>>157394220>price tag front and centerHow very Dutch of them.
we really went from>merc will win every race in the next 5 yearsto>shartonelli +18.728s>ruslel +57.503sin less than 5 monthsthe medshitter effect is no joke
>>157394244>using "anon" outside of 4chanPeak
>>157392570There is a place.
Huh
No posts because the site dead?
>>157397306No posts because everyone is dead.
>>157397306nothing has happen in five weeks, what are we supposed to post about?
>>157397322Finally, they can rest now>>157397348Idk, do you have a sister(hot)?
>>157397352prefer not to say, that is off topic and there is a homosexual vegan italian mass reporting all my posts
>>157397348we could talk about the sydney swans players in hot water for (allegedly) throwing a dildo at a stripper and knocking her teeth out during a party in their hotel room after their match last weekend>f1 relateddildos are fake and gay like tyrrbo hybryd f1 motors
>>157397391Ok, fair(thats a yes)
>>157397394my hot sister has a son who plays australian rules
>>157397424have you banged her
>>157397433no but we have watched formula one races together a few times
>>157397451That figures, such a boring event would put anyone off sex.
>>157389644> getting that social engagement up before he's canned for Colon Herta or Ferrari Academy driver Leo Fravioli so he can make some shekels post F1 career> probably will end up with Caddy's WEC team> sadly his gf Tiff will dump him the second he's out of F1
>>157395692wild this vtuber won an emmy> eats doritos and boots up FF14
>sprint weekend Fuck this faggot ass sport
Another week of TSO sharting his championship away
>>157397524"Sport"
>>157394023>>157394013this shit being popular is why China is winning
ollie ... snookums!
>>157397678In what? The bug people competition?
>>157397531no f2, f3 at zandvoort
>>157397780Only fake competitions, f1 and f women
>>157397784Do not imagine the smelle
>>157397784cor imagine being a dog and burying your nose in her smelly arse
>>157397811That's a CHILD(for the next 116 days)
>>157397818hey i'm a dog i don't know any better
>>157397784>drive?
https://x.com/Nachez98/status/2089440817928876111Why are they confessing? They are not confessing, they are braging
dogs btfo
>>157387635>you just know...
>>157388113I remember seeing this as a kid and it instinctively felt epic. Hybrid shit can never.
>>157391622>another one is going to troon outProof of hell world
why is there a sprint race in fucking Zandvoort?
>>157398279Last time we race here
>>157388127why are the halos so small
>>157398378343 forgot what they looked like in the original games
sand fort next
rare and uncharacteristic
>>157398485outta the way chuck fucking shits.
>>157398485BLOOD OF A CHAMPION
>>157398485>fortbrasta not fortas
I might just be a stupid aussie but this thread seems kind of dumb and retarded.
>>157398616go haka about it
>>157398616>this thread
>>157398651your life
>>157398623Did you guys really decide on that flag because it looks like toothpaste?
>>157398659>I might just be dumb and retarded.thank you for being honest at leastgo be gay or indian elsewhere
when is amd next competing in a real race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCG3dZ272ZgMickey Mouse SportMickey Mouse RacingMickey Mouse Regs
>>157398746we love mickey mouse
>>157398721>green, Jewish economic elitelel
>someone dies>do the haka>someone cries>do the haka
>>157398912>someone does the haka>do the haka
>open the door>get on the floor>do the haka
asstonsisters we are so fucking back
>>157398976exactly on time to be good right in the last year of these regulations (and then honda'll leave again)
>>157398976I made my peace long ago
>>157389851>the italian faggot is actually a janny
>>157398659well we were england's biggest adversary for a long time
>go through old stuff>find a newspaper from 2007 with a formula 1 article>it's about hamilton cheatingalways been a cheat
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>157399246shadowcel
>>157398976that writer is bad at their job and I hate thembet they aren't even english
>>157399290medshitters aren't human
>>157399290are you english?
unc has newspaper clippings from before I was born :skull:
>>157399290>writerits cute that you think humans still write the daily filler slop
>>157399465>200771 moment
>>157399465I don't think LLMs would spit out writing with such obvious errors (e.g. using "successful" as an adverb)
>>157399502grammatical errors that is, factual errors are another matter
he cute
>ynr abduls shitting yesterday
>>157399520weird philtrum, 2/10 would not bang
>>157399497oh dearoh dear, oh dear
>>157399520sex with He(she/her)
mclaren has dropped lando
>>157399688off how tall of a building?
>>157399688from how tall a building?
Albon got an extension (only for one year)Sainz dood
>>157399688is the sheep gay or... because I don't see the resemblance
>Nederland next
>>157399893post it again
was the moving from an FR car to an F4 one the right move for F1 academy?
>>157399921the finger was weirdhttps://n.uguu.se/osqEPTZU.jpg
>>157399860a sheep is just a faggy goat so yes
who is the least liked driver atm ? g russ?
>>157399948Isn't the goal supposedly getting a girl into f1? Put them in old f1 cars
>>157399972least liked or most disliked?if you do mean least liked, it's probably someone no one gives a shit about like lindblad>>157399999>>157400000ch-checked
>>157399952>ai kelly looks more human than the "real" one
>>157400000penis reveal reaction faces
>>157399972i would say the one from the religion that will blow you up if you don't mutilate your child's dick
>>157400006i disagree, lindbald is by far the zestiest twink on the grid, he will be really really liked by some people
>>157400018no americans in the grid?
>>157400056that's the religion that sucks your child's dick after mutilating it, not blows you up for not mutilating it
>>157399999>>157400000wasted
>>157400075I know you are degen, put the bottle down
>>157399948>FR car to an F4 one the right move for F1 academy?f1® academy always was f4w series was fr and also was a separate commercial enterprise
>>157400000:O
>>157400082you're being rude
>>157400000i hate him
>>157400067You really have to be a bit more specific than that,mulattos blow you up if you don't acknowledge the right of two males to have analsex in public with each other
>>157400087>w series was frno cap?
>>157400000Why the physics equations
>>157400200His dad
norris will be wdc according to medshitter theory
>>157400214please show your math
>>157400259shouldn't have to bro, honestly you shouldn't even browse this site if you're not already entirely familiar with medshitter theory
>>157400214>pozfag delusionsafter h*milton, you should've already learned that it doesn't matter what kind of a shitter you put behind the wheel of a dominant merc, it'll win no matter what
>>157400271this just means that you have no proof
>>157400305you sound pozzed in the head, bro
>>157400323this you?
>>157400335this is also him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw3-HjT7Jc0
>You're wrong aboutclosed the tab immediately mate
>>157399246
SEX
>>157400184f3
Jensen butthole
>the state of spainayy caramba
>>157400087yeah I know but they downgraded a whole level, it would make sense if it was a whole new grid but no, there were drivers who would be stepping up to F3 and ended up back in F4 again
>>157400887also that bags the question, is there any woman capable of reaching F2? Even F3 is hard nowadays
>bags the question
>>157400908>is there any woman capable of reaching F2?
>>157400674that lookin like a prison toilet for zesty niggas
when will amx test it?
>>157400958*in the modern era*
>>157400847if I had a dollar for everytime spain was allowed to make streetslop id have two dollarswhich isn't a lot but why have they been allowed to do this again?
>>157400200His parents are the 2 doctors and engineers that politicians bring up all the time.
>>157400674gay cunt
The Cadillac situation with Lowden is a bit weird, people online were praising the team and celebrating them for being ahead of Aston Martin but sfter he got sacked people said he was always shit because he only was at shit teams before.
>>157399972There is a strong portion online that now feels sorry for Russell and even calls put Mercedes for sabotage since he still as battery problems.
>>157400887>there were drivers who would be stepping up to F3 and ended up back in F4 againremember they wanted teenagers in their first car racing years but then basically had to have a bunch of pre-menopausal w series veterans enter
>>157401150They weren't ahead of Aston, Aston was behind them.
>>157401182its so funny seeing their careers, you have women like Carrie Schreiner and Marta García who started in F4 all the way back in 2015-16 still racing in this supposed "entry level into racing cars", what the hell
>>157401241aston being ass sure did a lot to take attention away from how ass other teams were
>>157400509i agree with fatso, but for me 24 was better as a season that 26, well, he had the mistake in canada and i think there was another(i remember, brasillll)(and singaput qualy if you put the blame on the drivers), plus baku taht i still think that was more on perez but just an incident, this season, so far, he didnt have mistakes like that
>>157401158its the same contingent of ppl who cope about anything, last season they were claiming piastri was sabotaged
>>157401581I mean there are stats showing Russell had has lower battery power.
>>157400674fresh outta the local gloryhole?
>>157401659we dont know how much of that is down to pu problem and how much down to driver input.
>next GTA 6 leak makes an F1 reference with their in game parody also mentioning "Vice City Grand Prix"/f1/bros... we just keep getting referenced
don't care
>drive to the algorithm or else
https://streamable.com/qw3e4a
>>157391793Grand Prix 1966 film & Le Mans 1971 film.
you gotta keep the rhythm niggamy hips are moving on their own nigga
>>157402104>slop theft pozzedo 6 delayed again because of a leakGood
>>157402193>ford gt40 film cars>fangio as a stunt driver>rare instance of mclaren speaking on film>given full access to maraniello in the 60s>the saul bass opening creditsgreat movie
https://streamable.com/5ivdlb>329 kmh down to 314 kmh before the braking point while at full throttle>the main thing is you gotta release the car off the corner because you carry speed all the way down -- oh ugh ahem you can tell it just ran out of battery a little bit goes dull on the engine towards the end of the straightkek at Brundle trying to spin it and cover it up and that's not even the most egregious example of super-clipping. but F1 has been censoring on board footage and not showing speedometers trying to hide it.Because F1 is using the combustion engine as a generator to charge the battery so as power from the combustion engine is diverted from the wheels to the battery you lose rpms and top speed. Even in MX5 Cup Clio Cup TCR in Super Taikyu the cars stay at their V-Max and you brake late and attack the corners. No other category is like this except FE. So F1 now has more in common with FE than traditional motorsport.
>>157402362superclipping is better than superdicksuckingabduls
>Marta mentioned
>>157402378both give you giga-aids though
>b-but 80s turbos had lift & coast for fuel saving hurrrrrrr see f1 has always been about going slow through the corners to charge the battery for extra deployment on the straights durrrrrrrrrrrr f1 has always been like this durrrrrrrrShillmenicalli has gone full used car salesman gas lighting fans
choose one to vote /f1/
>>157402897sargento
i suppose that's what differentiates me from the rest of the population: there is simply no point where i say "i'd rather be dicksucking abduls"that threshold does not exist for me
https://streamable.com/d51nvlnew cars still haven't been tested in the wet.
>>157403051Would you rather be dicksucking abduls or have abduls penetrating every other hole in your body at once? abdul dicks in your arse, your ears, your nostrils, your urethra - would you rather have that, or just be dicksucking abduls?
https://streamable.com/r7ox9zGet hype for Monza for the super ultra mega galactic clipping as the battery units struggle to go around the track and complete the basic primary function of an f1 car might as well pull over and plug your shit in nigga.
https://streamable.com/2681li
Real active aero would be working all the time in the corners to min/max your drag/downforce ratio not just in certain zones like DRS.But active aero is not there because it's a cool idea it's there as a band-aid to cover up the problems with the 50/50 power units cause without it the cars couldn't handle the drag on the straights. f1 royally fucked up and needs to fix it it's not even a great chassis.
OH FUCK OFF RETARDSTOP SPAMMNIG
https://streamable.com/x8jcabThis is what f1 looks like and sounds like.pick any era it's gotta be better than this.
too slow.
>>157403230
>charging stationsbut none of the races have been good this year after all that hype for the big reg change. doesn't that make you angry you niggas aren't angry enough. are you not aware there's a problem? is that why you clapped for turbo hybrid garbage era?
corpos replace a product with a diluted inferior version and the proletariat is supposed to sit there and blindly clap and consume the slop?
>>157403465>the proletariatLenin had another term for them.
if only we didn't have faggy hybrid engines holding teams and drivers back and skewing the competitive balance. it's 2014 all over again.
>>157403794>holding teams and drivers backNot a thing. Skill issue.
>>157403794
F1 is first an engineering sport, then a drivers sport, and thats how it should always be
https://www.my105.com/search/details/s5000-race-cars-x-15/7b47392a-2685-4165-b5ec-627b6d7ebd74?source=SEARCH_RESULT/f1/ League™ when?
>>157404554
>>157405116Motorracing before woke ruined it
>>157405088big sad that s5000 never took off. garry rogers motorsport are decent at building cars but couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery
>>157405170in my perfect world every major racing country/continent has their own premier formula category (NA-Indy, Japan-SF, Australia-S5000, Europe-something like A1GP or SLF and SA with a new category)
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck what the fuuuuuuck Jarbros what the fuck a wrist injury!???
>>157406117TSUUUUURETURNS
juju status?
>>157406117>BREAKING: Isack Hadjar is set to miss the Dutch Grand Prix due to a wrist injury. The Red Bull driver will be replaced by Liam Lawson. Yuki Tsunoda takes over the seat from the New Zealander at Racing Bulls.Lawson actually has expectations now, he's going to shit the bed.
>the american spammer who's been dicksucking abduls all year turns out to be an unironic abdul
>w-w-w-we are not a sister team!>does sister team things
i hope son of law goes well. if he does, i shall find hadyar and go full saudi on him to make the change permanent
>>157406117It's time.
>>157406117
>>157406117hard bleeding from glass jar shards in his butt
>>157406440>stealing my 1man1hadjar jokeProud of you eesti
Zandvoort podium leak>NOR>LEC>LAW
Vips > Tsunoda
somehow... poonoda has returned
>>157402362So typical of this fake and gay modern world. The truth doesn't matter to people, only how you can spin it. Disgusting.
rb wont finish the race this weekend
>>157402838It was Brundle who used the 80s turbo cope.
lawson podiumpooki bins it in the wall
>>157406564Other way around t. digits
>>157403051Yeah same. I'd rather be dicksucking Lewis
>>157406450never seen yours and it is not my first time posting itbut it doesnt metter, it is not some brilliaant stuff anyway, just shitposts
>>157406117People are hyping up Tsunoda but he'll have one proper practice session before this, he prob won't do well and also he's a known capacity within Red Bull already anyway, they don't want himThis is actually Lawson's last chance to impress Red Bull though, he's doing good at VCarb but it only exists to feed younger drivers to Red Bull anyway so it doesn't matter if he does good there
>>157406560>>157402838"I am used to driving turbo cars and these naturally aspirated cars are a very different kettle of fish to drive he said""Well all I can say to that is bullshit"
Now I see a lot of people online and in Formula 1 going around saying that Nick Heidfeld supposedly wasn't as great a driver and didn't deserve a win because he lost the 1998 International Formula 3000 Championship to Juan-Pablo Montoya. However looking at the context it shows that this can hardly be used as a reason.Montoya is over a year older than Heidfeld which in those age categories still means a lot.However, the main reason why this narrative is false is that Montoya already raced in that category before while Heidfeld was in his rookie season. In 1997 Montoya lost the championship to Ricardo Zonta himself, while Heidfeld like Montoya win the series in his second season.
iSpack Kwabjar
>>157406669As much as I want to make a big deal out of Lawson getting another go in the main team going from the fifth best car to the fourth best car isn't a very exciting "promotion"Linblad vs Tsunoda is definitely the most interesting thing about this
This is good for Hadjar because Lawson will get exposed and not even outqualify the Cadillacs.
>>157406641>it is not some brilliaant stuff anyway, just shitpostsmy posts are brilliant
>>157406117>wrist injuryDer Coomer
>>157406117so lawson or linbad? i think it will be linba and they will put tso in the visa
>>157406736Lawson to RBTsu to take Racing Bulls seat
Somehow, Daniel Ricciardo returned
>>157406740redbull isnt known for giving second chances
>De Telegraaf reports that Hadjar's wrist injury was picked up during a gym session.
>>157406770>Dude wanna do something really cool haha...
>>157406751Tsunoda is literally the reserve driver
>>157406779I don't think Tsolov has a superlicense either
>>157406779I'll literally reserve you
>>157406782he was second in f3 in 25, i think he does, i think he had some of the f1 free practices
>>157406806don't think so>40 points needed>tso drove in fia f3 in 2023,2024,2025>result-wise only the last year gives him points>let's say he was penalty-point-free all three yearsthat gives him 25+6*2 =31 points>you can get a free-practice superlicence with 25 pointseven if he has one he hasn't actually done any (as it turns out)
>>157406867only 25 for second in f3? i thought it was much more like 32 at leastokok
>>15740686725+6*2 is 37
>>157406918plus 1 point for each of the free practices 40oh no, its sprint weekend
>>157406695Heidfeld ... vgh ...whvt covld hvve bvvn ...
>>157406770lucky bastard, the plate could have taken out several teeth if it hit himthe bitch should have aimed better, blew the only chance at it shell have in life
>>157406917it is what it is>>157406918that's true but it's the 6*2 that's wrong3 years, 2 points each, so 6 or 3*2>>157406927what free practices
lawson redemptiontsunoda will shit the bed again
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>157407213Delete this before Jamaica wakes up... Who know's what Evil Bearman will do to his poor heart...
>>157406978>what free practicesfp1 fp2 and fp3, but its a sprint race, so only fp1
>>157407218it's fine, we have nothing to worry about (he'll probably like it)>>157407241i understood, but he needs 9, 11 even
>>157407300more like BROKEN lmaooooooooo
>>157407213
>>157407300>>157407338damaged
>>157407441POV from inside ollie's bumhole after the Ferrari mechanics are done working off the stress of another lost podium
>>157406117that's some aggressive wanking
>>157407213looking very anime villain
https://streamable.com/9at6jb
>>157407795the hentai kind of anime
https://streamable.com/4l31ro
>now he's spamming webms of a pozzed movie
>>157407859>adds nothing but schizo talkmany such cases
i'm driving angry.you niggas need to get angry Shillmenicalli trying to scam you.
https://streamable.com/9g21o5
pick your shit up niggais this your king?
AHAHAHAHAHAHThey just couldn't help themselves could they lmfaoWhat a pile of shit movie
>>157391711>>157399893>>157399952Krea 2?
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>157406117TSU BROS WE ARE SO BACK
Official
Have the britshit press not seen this yet? Why aren't they seething that their boy J'Bladz hasn't been "promoted" to the RB seat?
>>157408033i knew
>>157408079aussies and newzies are just flavours of brit anyway, check the flags for confirmation
>>157408033If SAARvid beats him, it's over for his 2027 seat chances right?
>>157408137>his 2027 seat chances
lawgods how we feeling
>>157408151*hakas*
>>157408150i am 100% confident she is capable of sucking her own cock
>>157408159women don't have cocks
>>157408137>the seat for 2027Not knocking you, but Tsunoda fans are fucking delulu.
>>157408151underwhelmed honestly, Lawson's ceiling has gone up from P9 to P8 thanks to this switch
>>157408159A. She doesn't have a cockB. If she did then it would be feminineC. Mine's bigger
>>157408158>*sees your cultural appropriation*>*does the haka*
>>157408159shut up
>>157408151Not good; he's into a car that he hasn't driven with engineers he hasn't worked with since race 2 of 2025, so all signs point to it not going well. At least he's got form at the wacky dutch track.
>>157408179*does a hanky waving morris dance near you*
>>157408196don't even joke, lad
They never made us do the haka in primary school but they did make us do the gay gordons
>>157408202>don't even joke, laddon't even joke, lad
>>157408033is he going to do the thing again to help max with safety cars?
>>157408204They made us do square dancing.>>157408210That was purely coincidental.
>>157408209>>don't even joke, lad>don't even joke, laddon't even joke, lad
>>157408033Why not just do a simpler swap and put Yuki in RB given he's already the reserveWhy usurp Lawson from VCARB for one race, this musical chairs across 2 teams is so stupid looking
>>157408172but you cant suck it because your massive belly gets in the way
>>157408186that wacky dutch track is still one of the better ones on the calender
>>157408250>but you cant suck it because your massive belly gets in the wayThis was debunked
>>157408243What if Hadjars wrist is uber raped and he'll miss more than 1 race
>>157408257If I was MBS I'd commit to a Stalin-tier purge of anything dutch related in F1 but you do you.
moments before disaster
>>157408250But you can gay boi
>>157406740Tsuuuuuuuuuu
>>157408283Oh yeah it was his """""wrist""""" that got broken, sure.
>>157408284and i will gay boi
i see a lot of gay posting, glad that the day is over, wait, it isnt even 2 pm....forgot the rules?
>>157407213gay cunt
>>157408312no rules here sweetheart
>wake up>ajar is killfinally some good fucking food
>>157408397t. freshly out on bail
>>157408400Pigg
>>157408405https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7yj7CVBYfonot true tho jannies cant ban me
>yuki crossdresses with pristine makeup>makes kwabjar find him online>jacks off furiously>breaks his wristInsane masterplan from Yuki. Also co-ordinating with Allah to punish his abdul for this haram behaviour is genius-level thinking only a true Yayoi nip could conject.
>>157407944yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCG3dZ272ZgMickey Mouse Bing Bing Wahoo SportMickey Mouse Bing Bing Wahoo RacingMickey Mouse Bing Bing Wahoo Regs
kwab!!!
>>157408625Oh he's RAPED raped... Pity. I hope Williams are ready to jew him hard in the contract should he flip-flop about.
>>157408625OOF
>>157408625Apparently he makes WDC-tier money which is wild for a driver who as teammates was only ever faster than Kvyat and Albon.
>>157408625he redeemed
>>157408625Hopefully Vowles gets fired for this next year
>>157408625
>>157408731Is he part owner? Feels like heads would have rolled already in most other teams by now.
>>157408625Vowels has a devils tongue
>>157408777oh my
>>157408625Will he have his usual opt-out clauses or is this him just basically giving up and cashing out?
literally 50% of this thread is just abduls shitting
>>157408625>30mil with no expectations or performance clausesopposite of kwab
>>157407213his face looks weird
>>157408834from what i heard from spanish media, he can get out as soon as tehre is an opening in a top seat
>>157408625it was that or audi, and audi had to pay hulk for the next season, and he is going to get 30 millthere wasnt any opening in any top seat so nothing to do, just keep working, he is having a great season, well inside the top 5
>>157408915is not about the money
>try to be as professional as possible >using your free time to catch up with the engineering side of things and being a student of the game>meanwhile your teammates be like car go vroom >your former teammates will end their careers as champions/ perennial contenders >you might end your career having to deal with your snake oil salesman boss, your career loser crybaby teammate and a team that's obviously beneath you
Williams superpower 2028
>>157399246Is there a reason why f1 barely gets any big spots on newspapers like krone or heute anymore? Granted, i only started reading newspapers this year, so maybe it was always like this, but please enlighten me fellow austrianon
>>157409151Why would you waste your time reading those rags? If you want to support the current thing just go along with whatever the other normalfriends are saying.
>>157402104oh shit, really? I guess i missed that when looking at the leaks, i was more focused on how the car handling looked. Speaking of, God I hope the open wheelers will be ungodly amounts of quick in gta 6 but will also be unfathomably difficult to control. I know theyre already the fastest cars in the game bar some hsw cars and bikes but i want them to be even faster and even harder to drive
>>157408283this looks like the sort of thing eesti would post
>>157409104proudy has always been a midfielder and willy is definitely not beneath him, especially with the current grid where strulovitch and paintass are the only paydrivers. he got his shit pushed in by alboff last season for a reason, he's just not that good
>>157409069thats easier to say from the deck of your yacht, carloss
>>157409163when i drive home from vienna after drinking with my friends living there i take some free newspaper and read it on the train for the lulz
>>157409280jejejje
>>157409292>when i drive home from vienna after drinking
First this retard and now Isack, red bull drivers have weak wrists
>>157409314public transportbut now i wanna see all the drivers being forced to shotgun 8 beers before a race and the resulting carnage
>>157409292>drive home>on the train
>>157408915does it even matter if you get paid 30 million or 3 million? at what point do rich people even care that their money runs out in 150 years instead of 170 years?
>>157409335>public transportsure
>>157409320media personal who write like this should be executed. I sometimes get videos from vcarb on my yt feed and they are so fucking cringe, they were made entirely for 13 year old girls. Probably a reason why they didnt have rights for thousands of years.>>157409341shit man, anyone would take that. The difference between 3 mil and 30 mil is that you can build up generational wealth way faster with the latter.
>>157409341its the difference between not working for the rest of your life and owning multiple hypercars for the rest of your life
>>157409349>generational wealthsainz doesnt have kids, and still has to find a decent woman for it>>157409336he drives the train
>>157409366>sainz doesnt have kids, and still has to find a decent woman for itholy shit youre rightwhats up with all these faggots not having kids? Theres a reason why that turd hamilton doesnt have a kid yet(thank fucking God), but nando has one
Vowles? More like Fraudles.
>>157408625>30 million for proudy blue flaggotwhat a ridiculous waste of money
He will win.Still we rise.
>>157409358do rich people even drive hypercars instead of just regular luxury cars? i thought they exist just for social media updoots and tax evasion.
ENTERSAMULAI
>>157409474they take them out of the garage every once in a while so the plebs can take pics of them in a monaco traffic jam, that's about it
>>157409464wow, hamilton is literally complete and utter shit...
>>157408033already posted >>157409509and already discussed >>157406117
>>157409509the chink twink will gravely dishonour his ancestors this weekend
>>157409314drunk driving is based as fuck, mon. you should know this
>>157409529>this weekendhe was doing it all last year
>>157409524dont care, made my own post about samulai>>157409529zhou is coming back too? I might have to watch this weekend after all
>>157409535this, but only if you practice drunk driving next to your wife and kids to make sure you cause the maximum amount of reparations to the gene pool.
>>157409535
>>157409556>>157409556>>157409556
>>157409547i am amplifying my disrespect for yuki by labeling him as a generic east asian and therefore chink