>Lap:#8527>Countdown to Zandvoort pre-ePrix GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>157387486>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:226>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:236 (235 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 219 (+15)HAM: 169 (+10)RUS: 160 (+6)LEC: 138 (+12)NOR: 128 (+25)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 379 (+21)Ferrari: 307 (+22)McLaren Mercedes: 220 (+25)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 177 (+26)Racing Bulls: 66 (+5)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 706.99 (+83.19)HAM: 498.87 (+79.83)NOR: 486.88 (+27.73)>News:Hadjar to miss Dutch Grand Prix with wrist injury, will be replaced by Liam Lawson, Lawson will be replaced by Tsunoder'Leader' Sainz commits to Williams with new dealAlbon to stay with Williams for 2027 seasonMcLaren confirms Dutch GP upgrades in continued F1 development pushEarly-season focus has left Mercedes out of step in F1 development race - AllisonDavid Coulthard predicts Zandvoort will never return to F1 calendar"We need to put a limit on it" – Franco Colapinto opens up about online abuse in F1Guenther Steiner says Mercedes don’t need Max Verstappen thanks to Kimi AntonelliGuenther Steiner "wouldn't discount" F1-MotoGP double-header within five yearsHill opens up on 'psychological battle' to beat SchumacherCourt date set for McLaren and Red Bull Monaco GP appeal hearingUkraine appeals to FIA to overturn Russia inclusion
>>157409556scottish cuck
/f1/ is a pro-drunk driving genny
Hamilton
anybody else been gooning like an absolute braindead drooling retard to depraved dutch porn for the last few weeks to honour the upcoming gp?
>>157409556>>157409556>Hadjar to miss Dutch Grand Prix with wrist injury, will be replaced by Liam Lawson, Lawson will be replaced by Tsunoder>'Leader' Sainz commits to Williams with new deal>Albon to stay with Williams for 2027 season>McLaren confirms Dutch GP upgrades in continued F1 development push>Early-season focus has left Mercedes out of step in F1 development race - Allison>David Coulthard predicts Zandvoort will never return to F1 calendar>"We need to put a limit on it" – Franco Colapinto opens up about online abuse in F1>Guenther Steiner says Mercedes don’t need Max Verstappen thanks to Kimi Antonelli>Guenther Steiner "wouldn't discount" F1-MotoGP double-header within five years>Hill opens up on 'psychological battle' to beat Schumacher>Court date set for McLaren and Red Bull Monaco GP appeal hearing>Ukraine appeals to FIA to overturn Russia inclusionuseless
>>157409577cam onnnn>>157409556thanks for the bake
>>157409588>cam onnnnwhat, it's useless>thanks for the bakeare you actually spanish
>>157409569Hamilton
>>157409594yes, im a patriot
>>157409602then why are you thanking him for putting in the alonso counter again
anime
>>157409607i didnt see it, plus i made my peace with it>>157409556cabron
>>157409565you probably do it very gayly or australianly (same thing)
>>157409615>i didnt see ityou're blindgood op's don't put it in but i don't see you thanking them
>>157409617you forgot the picture
>>157409626sometimes i forget, but im always thankful to the bakers
>>157409637on purposebut have it here you australian (i.e. gay)
>>157409649nah you're slipping. pull yer finger out, sonny
>>157409655you're too gay
>>157409668go bunurung about it
>>157409640i don't see it
how are they fitting 11 teams into the sandfort pit lane btw? iirc the safty car was based out of a tent because they didn't have enough garages for 10 teams + fia
>>157409697one of the teams had to get pozzed in the head
wow, pozfags really were waiting for the new thread
>>157409671probably some gay thing againno thanksgo haka, that's what you gays do, gayly
>>157409671bangaranga was bulgaria m8
>>157409694kiss me and hold me tight
>>157409791no!
>>157409611
>>157409752tits
i played a full season of f1 game to learn the sport and the tracks. weekend will be my first live gp. least fav tracks were madrid (the worst, powergap after this) monaco and baku. fav are spa, austria and texas.
>>157409556>Ukraine appeals to FIA to overturn Russia inclusiondo you guys remember that 2020-2024 phase of the globohomo era when they were using some kind of early mind control AI prototype to keep the entire population of the earth perpetually gigapozzed and then trump came along and shut it down and overnight no one ever mentioned ukraine or blm ever again
>>157409935>monacofilteredkwab
>>157409935do you play on controller or wheel?
>>157409598Lewis is so sexy
>>157410054
>>157409980indeed, only qualis matters here and i got so mad failing in the last curve esp>>157410037controller, never been super into racing games but see the allure now
for me it's LFS
>>157410109user "vale" still come online?
>>157410073is that pic real? why would they put that effect? so weird man
jenson, my friend
>>157410109we used to have a competition here at work where we would try getting the fastest lap time at blackwood with that little hatchback (only using keyboard, no controller or wheel allowed), people used to go nuts trying to find loopholes and cheat using the turbo version and hiding the laptime, but then one day I discovered that you could download setups online and no one has ever come close to beating my time
my suspicion is that toto's sole purpose in life, at his advanced age and status, is seeking out the most promising twink prospects for formula 1, and mercilessly impregnating their bussies. he knows biologically that is not possible, but he tries with a rabid fanaticism to do so. to make the impossible, possible.
>>157410194for me it was getting 1.12.x time on blackwood with FBM and feeling like i beat the game.
>>157410122i havent played since 2016 but i remember he would sometimes come to the FOX (the f2 equivalent car) server and he would usually be one of the fastest guys
>ynr abduls shitting last thread
>albon signs new contract>sainz signs new contract>tsunoda steps in this weekendliterally cannot think of a more uninspiring set of driverstepid
>>157410163I submitted this design as a joke and they used it
tsunoda p1trust the plan
Nico Hülkenberg is 39 today and will still be racing at 40 Cheers to Australia in particular :)
>>157410480does muslim bowel movement really excite you this much? definitely one of the weirder fetishes in /f1/
>>157410596what did i/oui do?
>>157410073Goatee Stroll should be treated similarly to a special livery
>>157410517i like sainz because he has valid crashouts and because he's a bit cheeky like when he gave no fucks about blue flags and doubled down even though he knew all the reddit women would disown him. the other 2 drivers you mentioned? total npcs yeah.
>>157410517Consider >>157410596, now that he got the podium he lost all the interest he had
>>157410538good for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t33hNOhZUAwwhy didn't our nz friends tell us their comfy summer hip got a new car?
>>157410955gazooooooo
>>157408605That didn't happen>>157408455Liar...>>157408625kwab>>157361020Better not be lying nga>>157409752>bangaranga was bulgaria m8I think it was actually skrillex
toyota gay zoo racing
>>157411143toyota hamilton gay moneky zoo racing
>>157411153it rolls off the tongue
>>157411158okok, nigger racing
I believe in Riam and Tsu-Chan. They should just keep this lineup for the rest of the year.
>>157409944>the guy constantly talking about dicksucking abduls is simultaneously dicksucking vladimirskek, russians are literally white skinned niggers
>>157411127calm down
Rumor has it Rockstar put Sebring in the new GTA
Rockstar-tier humour suggestion: have a racetrack called Kochring (like cockring ahaha do you see)
>>157411700All the new videos suggest they've made the entire world a whole lot more fucking boring>UPS trucks no longer called post-op, now called scoop
>>157411688sweet i will run over and gun down trannys there on my faggio
>>157411688I saw a few figure 8 looking tracks on the leaked map but I couldn't see one that looked exactly like a full GP circuit
>>157411730Well they've retained some toilet humour at least. And maybe some of them will be graffitied to say "POOP"
The walk through the frozen night feels like stepping off the edge of the earth. The deeper you go, the more the forest recedes. The sky throws its entire weight against you as you push into the snowstorm.The landscape dissipates, leaving nothing but solid ice. Your flashlight probes pointlessly into the darkness, revealing absolutely nothing. You can feel it—it's here. Driven by an urge you can't explain, you drop to your knees and start digging, tearing away the snow crust. Your fingers go numb, but you persist. You strike something solid. Immediately, you aim the dying beam of your flashlight at it. There's a message: you've been pozzed in the head
>>157411926>me on November 19th 2026
Just catching up that Formula E-Sacked broke his wrist while boxing, punching a sand bag. What a fuckin idiot. Honestly would fire him and his trainer/handlers on the spot for that. It's like a ballerina practicing muay thai in the off season, kicking trees.
the algerien is a fucken pussey. even fuckhead stroll raced with broken hands/wrists/whatever
>em dashes
>>157411960Why does Liam keep breaking Red Bull driver's hands though
iSpack Kwabjar
>>157411960Tbf who knows what kind of treatments the Strolls have access to. They probably harvest 40 Vietnamese toddlers to maintain constant stem cell injects and the most prime tendon grafts.
>>157411983you wouldnt get it
>>157411969>loves AImore proof that it's Indian
>big spain flagbased.
>>157412015they better have the princesses at the race like the dutchys and probbably others
>>157411950>It's like a ballerina practicing muay thai in the off season, kicking trees.
>>157411950Drivers do all sorts of silly shit in the off season that could go horribly wrong if they're not careful, Liam goes dirt biking and Ollie has group sex with hordes of older men for example
>>157411950why was he punching a sand bag if he didnt have the technique to do it? what was his trainer teaching? thats literally one of if not the first thing that people teach you when punching a sand bag, now if he had the technique but his wrist was already in a bad shape for something then why in the fuck was he punching the sand bad to begin with?
Yugi Tsunami
reminder that max is never leaving rb, kwab
>>157412346red bull needs Max more than he needs them
>>157412397yeah but the fact that he still decided not to leave means that he doesnt care about winning anymore, at the least in the case of nando he had the excuse of just having shitty luck when he went to mclel and rari, but max didnt even try to do that, sure he has more power and money than ever but he aint gonna touch another wdc again, and that sucks because hes obviously the best driver
>>157411950>broke his wrist while boxing, punching a sand baghe was practicing his woman bashing
nah I'm still convinced it's a wanking injury
>>157412346We'll get Verstappen.com F1 Racing Team eventually
what has pozzedstappen done in the past 2 years apart from dicksucking abduls
>>157412584Had a baby.
>>157412615the pregnancy did a number on him
>>157412584He attempted the N24 out of pure love and passion for racism, and that's pretty heckin respectable.
So the KGB guy gave the raghead some rubles?
>>157413046yerp, das it
>>157411997Healed with DMSO. Look into it and peptidesKiwi bros how are we holding up now knowing we have a podium car?How are the Yuki bros feeling?
>>157411667consequences of dicksucking abduls or globohomos: getting cutconsequences of dicksucking russians: —
>>157413487To be honest the Red Bull car is only marginally better than the Racing Bulls car so I'm not expecting much. Competing for P8 instead of being capped at P9.It's been fun seeing all the new zealand journalists crawl out of the woodwork to write articles about it though
>Carlos Sainz queries F1's support of 2026 rules after early simulations: "How can we even accept that?">But what I say is, whoever saw these simulations in 2022, 2023 and look at it and say, how can we even accept that? It needs to review what happened there because it should have never happened.
>>157413682
>Wiiiyums are locked in wth Albon and Sainz for the next few yearsThere's absolutely no way they this is the correct idea, why not take a shot at one of the promising rookies this year?Camara, Mini, Leon even Dunne...
ZandvoortRed Bull>Verstappen>LawsonRacing Bulls>Lindblad>TsunodaMonzaRed Bull>Verstappen>LindbladRacing Bulls>Lawson>TsunodaMadridRed Bull>Horner>MarkoRacing Bulls>Verstappen>IwasaYour heard it here first.
>>157413827
>Max 3>Liam 30He's back.
>>157413965never trust a man with no chin
>>157412748he did the n24 purely to dicksuck abduls
>>157413827>Camara, Mini, Leon even DunneNone of them will be better then either Sainz or Albon.
>>157415040much cheaper tho
>>157415055Not if the crummy rookies start crashing cars more then Albon and Sainz do.
>>157415103how many times do you need to crash for it to add up to 30 million euros?
>>157415126telling toto
fun fact: colapiss and mick schumacher both cost their teams 7 million in damage after a similar number of races, but colapiss is still in f1 because the globohomos want browns in f1
Do we have any idea who was the patient zero of getting pozzed in the head?
>>157416065clement attlee
how bad is hadjars injury?
>>157416194not bad enough
who wanking they dick off?not me haha
>>157416222fuck
>>157416230Allah gave you 2 hands didn't he?
>>157416264right hand for eating, wankingleft hand for wiping bum and shaking (You)r hand
>>157416149elite ball knowledge
>>157416274>>157416230wanking is haram brattan
>>157416278*be's wanking to some arab/maghrebi cuties regardlesstein*
>>157416278>smokes>wanks>fucksbased>doesn't eat porkumm thats haram
>>157416278wank only in bed under the sheets allah can't see through roofs mashallah
this all is reminding me of some aussie that was a veteran of agfanistan and irak that had a podcast, funny shitparty in the usa
>>157416278why did you tell me that, now I can't plead ignorance when he flicks my arse into infinity torture prison
Did ackjar actually break his wrist? How long is he gonna be out in that case? I don't think he can fix that in a week.
>>157416351Reports only indicate an injury, who knowsIf he actually broke it then rip him for the season
15 seasons in the same team? I’d reckon that you’d get bored of seeing the same faces day in day out
Red Bull is not even real, they make energy drinks.
>its realNoooooooooooooo
>>157416406if amx believes then so do I
>kwabjar breaks wrist>LawGOD back to RBR>amx re-signs>Tsolov to Racing BullsWild end to the summer break ngl
no... it cannot behe will go winless this entire seasonwache will continue being an incompetent retardno more complaining about downshifts maxie boy, this what you signed for
>williams locked up>AMX not quitting The walls are closing in on Lawson... Haas is his only hope
>>157416433heh, thats kinda funny
>>157416398told you sokwab winner
>>157416449he could make hadyar's wrist injury permanent
>we have the best peoplehad>back to the top againnot happening
the gofile with the season reviews is finally gone. does anyone have them or are willing to reupload? they were really high quality its a shame if they're gone completely.
>>157416406>four more years of "maybe we'll shit on everyone else for the season, or maybe we'll be shit on for the season. No in between"I remember last year, thinking the red bull was shit because max only got three podiums (a win and two second place finishes) in the first five races of the season.This season max has bested that five race record by one podium (no wins, best finish is a second), in eleven races.Maybe red bull let him in on some epic "totally not a cheat" they have lined up or something.
Hot sweaty sex with HamiltonYou know you want it too
>>157416381That's where the autism comes in
>4 more years with thisI mean...
>>157416381>Mateschitz, Horner, Marko, Wheatley, Marshall, Courtenay, Skinner, Stevenson and Lambiase along with untold amounts of engineers, mechanics and administrative employees all gone or soon to be gone>same faces
2028>Mercedes: Antonelli/Albon>Ferrari: Leclerc/Bearman>McLaren: Norris/Piastri>Red Bull: Verstappen/Hadjar>Racing Bulls: Lindblad/Tsolov>Guccipine: Gasly/Mini>Haas: Lawson/Fornaroli>Audi: Bortoleto/Slater>Williams: Sainz/Colapinto>Aston Martin: Russell/Stroll>Cadillac: Perez/Camara
>>157416558>Maybe red bull let him in on some epic "totally not a cheat" they have lined up or something1) They're paying Amx more than his current $70 million base salary + bonuses + whatever he gets from his sponsors.2) There will be performance clauses so RB need to deliver on whatever promises they've made Amx.3) It's still a big team with huge amount of resources and works PUs developed in-house instead of customer PUs. They are already in the mix with Mercedes, Ferrari and McLaren, should get even better when the electric side of the PU develops, their new wind tunnel is ready in early 2027 etc.
Faith in lawgod: redeemed Max and lawgod duo: verstappening
it's over.
>>157416798Be that as it may, they have to have had SOMETHING to show max to entice him to stay.Just money and promises aren't going to make him stay where he doesn't want to be.
>>157416822Or, just maybe, he was told NO THANKS by Mercedes, Ferrari and McLaren.
>>157416798RB budget for sidequesting I betHis Merc GT3 stint made him angi at toto for giving him cursed cars
>>157416837Unlikely.Most likely just didn't have the offers that red bull was willing to pull out to keep max.Merc has been trying to get max for years, and I know I would throw Russell directly into the nearest garbage can if I had the option to replace him with pretty much anyone else.
>>157416837it is true imagine refusing to a 4 year contract with total paycheck of $300m
>>157416798>They are already in the mix with Mercedes, Ferrari and McLarenAll of those teams have won a race this year
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcQRw2OsqpJ/
Max acts likes hes going to retire but theres no way this fucking retarded autist retires from anything Theyre going to have to pull him from a race chair when hes 90 years old
>>157416406would have been a cool silly season, max wtf, red bull is never winning anything again
>>157416972>Max acts likes hes going to retireFrom F1, not racing. He'll be like Jos in his 50s doing rally or some shit.
I told y'all.
>>157416983Not even true Hes obsessed with F1You cant be the best at racing and race some backwater competition
Max is just scared of his unc ass getting exposed if he has to race against Antonelli so he has to stay at his team where the #2 driver is just his setup testing monkey expandable shitter.
>>157416995>Hes obsessed with F1Obsessed with the money it brings that allows him to run his own team maybe, it's no secret he hates these fucking cars and everything else to do with F1 that is not racing
>>157416954i dont get this zoomzoom obsession with needing to have a vertical video with 1-2 subtitled words per timecode, is reading new text really too boring if it comes in a slightly larger segment compared to 1-2 words at a time
>>157416954>and yeah 300mil is good i guess
>log into f1tv for the first time in weeks>front page is this
>>157417002Just dont believe it The faggot hates hes not #1 yes but he wont quit
Lando the current CHAMP is making less than Albon and Sainz btw
>>157416972I could see him retiring from f1, but the only way he's retiring from racing is he fucking dies.
>>157417025raw penis in LAURA WINTER's vagina
ITS FOOKIN RAW!!!!!~
>>157417021his private jet depreciation and operating costs will probably eat a good 50 million out of that in those 4 years. add another 50 million for his racing team hobby. shit's expensive dawg.
>>157417027The F1 grid is full of nepo shitters including Max, it's hardly peak competition. He can get challenged more racing in another series, he's squeezing what money he can to afford all the shit he'll want to do post-F1.
>>157417025>we want the golem audience
>>157417046He was gaping the field in other racing series by huge margins, only losing out to things out of his control
>>157417015Stuff for your eyes to follow so you keep watching and legibility.
>>157417031I don't. Due to his side quests he's already discovered what Alonso, Gimi, Schumi and many others discovered only after they retired.Which is that there is nothing like F1. The money, the speed, the fame, the pampering, everything. There's like 10 people in F1 dedicated to just strapping you in the car. You can customize the entire car how you want from the shape and button layout of the steering wheel to set up changes to guiding car development to your liking. In every other category you're just driving whatever they give you, for much less money, having to make a compromise after compromise, while nobody really cares apart from the 4 people commenting on off-topic r/Formula1 posts about you winning a Radical Cup Scandinavia race. That's why they all eventually come crawling back.
>>157417046Very unlikely plus its not just about pure speed its about perception Calling f1 nepo baby is pure cope as well More than enough sponsor money floating around for good racersThey’re simply not good enough
>>157417046Every other series is filled with shitters who already got their shit pushed in by nepo shitters like Stroll.
>>157417040>depreciation and operating costs will probably eat a good 50 million out of that in those 4 yearsThat's more than the entire value of the jet broski, shut up.>>157417046>The F1 grid is full of nepo shitters including MaxThis argument went out the fucking window when he had instant success in N24 while hard carrying a bunch of his irenting buddies.It flew back into the window when retards tried claiming it's because the best guys were 'busy racing in other series'.Then it got thrown back out of the window when he raced against the 'best guys' and gaped them as well.
>>157417075>legibility.guess what is even more legible? having a block, something that's called "a sentence" instead of parts of a sentence
>>157417040>>157417094the jet will be leased, no one actually buys them outright unless their bank account has 3 commas in it.
I know AMX is too big of a pussy for Indycar but I wonder if he'll have a crack at NASCAR
>>157417056>>157417094The N24 lost the best it could offer by the time he was pulling out margins, and the lambos that were objectively quickest were penalized or damaged early on. His toughest competition only ended up being Engel in the other merc, it's not representative.>>157417083>More than enough sponsor money floating around for good racersThose "good racers" still need to go through all the karting shit which isn't free before they can find sponsors for the feeder series, and get filtered if they can't afford it.>>157417087>Aston Martin F1 driver, Lance Stroll, made his GT racing debut at the opening round of the 2026 GT World Challenge Europe. However, the Canadian unfortunately finished 12 laps down, and was the last person across the line.
>>157417119
Alonso will renew for 2 more seasons and race in F1 at least until he's 47. Won't take him into top-20 oldest drivers of all time but still amazing. I want him to hang on until he's 50 even though it's very unlikely.
>>157417119I saw it.
>>157417130*be's placing a mouse trap by his nose*come a little closer...
*runs away*
>>157417123>the lambosNigga the lambos were literally cheating, how is that your point of comparison?
Any guesses on what it will be?
>>157417123That applies to almost every form of racing. If f1 is nepo racing then basically every motorsport isAt that point your definition of nepo is basically anyone who isnt dirt poor and who cant afford to invest money into a hobby which is mostly losers anyway. You’re just clutching at straws like a loser at this point, its ok to concede the argument
You can tell Max isn't a good driver by how much he cried and complained when someone suggested banning tyre warmers
>>157416771>AlbonHe's no longer statpadding against rookie shitters, m8
>>157417131yea he will get paid to stay. f1 is american soap opera and they need the grumpy old man trope.
>>157417173>If f1 is nepo racing then basically every motorsport isMax coached Lulham into GT cars after being relegated to sim racing. Something like this will absolutely never happen in F1.>At that point your definition of nepo is basically anyone who isnt dirt poor and who cant afford to invest money into a hobby which is mostly losers anywayAnyone who maybe has talent but doesn't have money or connections is automatically filtered retard. Every other mainstream sport is more accessible than F1 is so we're only mostly getting payfags and hoping the pool of payfags is the quality of Max which is why the term "generational" gets thrown around.
>>157417151what?
>>157416433I agree with the Spaniard's assessment
>>157417275it
>>157416398>>157416406>>157416954Toto hit it and quit it
>>157417267Pretty much every poorfag or midfag who gets into racing with actual talent gets selected for sponsorships or advancement so no You’re just coping like a loser that the entire motorsport has no talent when really its the opposite Its the talentless losers that get dropped Even talented drivers fail because they’re simply not good enoughYou keep talking about f1 like a loser when its the whole of motorsport The best of every motorsport want to be selected for f1 loser, they’re not good enough
>my fantasy of Russell pulling a Damon Hill by winning the championship while getting sacked will not be fulfilleddamn...
>>157417402>delusional babbleoh, you're just a baiting retard
>>157416954i can thee hith lithp
>someone has a fully working build of GTA VI>allegedly the leak originates from IndiaGoddamn the geometric density looks insane
>>157417418Yeah you’re a coping loser Funny how all of that exceptional talent that gets ignored in carting almost always ends up being losers in real motorsport
>>157417474>tf>tp>allegedlyuh huh
>>157417474f1 relation?
>>157417493Already discussed >>157411688
>AMX secured the baghow much this time?
>>157417534some anon here said 300 mill 4 years, so 75 mill perin sainzs contract its said that it doesnt have performance bonus, i guess that max will have big performance bunos, and i guess that the 75 mill per already has the bonus into account
GTA looks good but worry maybe it’s gonna be pozzed 50/50 chance
>>157417604have you haka'd yet today
>>157417406Will not be fulfilled for various reasons.
Only about 15% of players finished the story in GTA V and only about half of all players started the online component so I do wonder, why is there so much hype for this game?
>>157417604>GTA looks good but (..) it’s (..) pozzedexactly like niw zealindrip>>157417640this is what we call a 'good' post
he's going to finally announce he is gayabout time
>>157417640No, only faggots kaka, u kakad in your pants?
>>157417685that's just our current world, something either gets super hyped or the complete inverse
>>157417687jajajaj
>>157417687Says you nedderlunds Arent you faggots just old zealand anyway Get with the times
>>157417685normies want to be in next big thing, even when they dont enjoy it
FUCK OFF CUNT
>extending RBR contract for 2 more years
lost respect for max, all the greats eventually switch teams to prove that it wasn't just the car. is max actually a carbaby?
>No, Red Bull withdrawal cannot lead to death. The primary active stimulant in Red Bull is caffeine, and discontinuing consumption results in standard caffeine withdrawal, which is uncomfortable but medically non-life-threatening.Max , they bamboozled you!
>AMX WDC in 27,28,29 and 30 for a total of 8 WDCsMight have happened if he hadn't become a parent
>>157417122He wont race NASCAR, however he will race Bathurst 1000 and he will win desu
>>157417030How much is Albon getting paid?
>>157417685cuz its basically half life 3 but its actually real. the spoopy thing is that most of the kiddies who played gta5 are like, mid-late 20s zoomies now with families. there hasn't been a generation of kids that grew up with gta5 who are buying this game, its literally all nostalgia and hype for the next big thing (rockstar game launch is always a big thing)
>>157418153>there hasn't been a generation of kids that grew up with gta5 who are buying this gameYou're retarded and don't know what you're talking about.GTA V had a huge second wave of popularity during lockdown because of GTA RP, it was quite literally one of the most popular streamed games at the time.
>>157418176i recall that during the scamdemic epic gave it away, and in 2019 it was still being sold at full price and toping the game salesmy brother bought it like in 2022ish
>ynr the juju poster
>>157418214nice
>>157418214all of that to finish 15th or lower every race...
Does anyone else have problems with the threads not updating with new replies? Doesnt matter if i update auto or manually, neither gives me vew posts, i need to reload the entire page to see new posts. Im on firefox if anyone else has the same problem.
>>157418214>brilliantthe blue car locked up so that driver had to do no work for it, tho
>>157418293are you using 4chanx?4chan has been slow as shit the last few days for me so maybe its not an extension
>>157418294calm down
>>157418153my man gta 5 still sells millions of copies per quarter
Fucking miss him bros... Hope he does well tomorrow...
>>157418322yeah but they are venezuelans or bots not lil timmies
>>157418339Imagine if he outdrives Lindblad
>>157418339>Hope he does wellin /f1/ context that means he runs into the wall lap 1 and everyone laughs and posts KWAB
>>157418347his career is dead anyway so I'm not sure that will change anything
let's go boys
tsunoda's weekend drive will be like a fired employee going back to his place of work as a civilian and causing a bunch of ruckus
>>157416406I really hope this won't be a mistake, because RBR is already fucked for 2027 because of ADUO.
For me, its Bortoleto's gf
>>157418293that happens on my laptop with chrome
>>157418413buenas tetas
>>157418413>5/10 hanging out with a 8/10i hate not being born rich
>>157417046>nepo shitters including MaxRetarded. None of your hypothetical Siberian gay porn stars who didn't have the opportunity worked half as much or have a third of Max's talent.
>>157417583>some anon in here made up a random number Is that how all contract insight works?
>>157418481why would he lie on the internet?
>>157417711I'm gonna steal your car and do the haka if the police tries to arrest me. Enjoy prison.
>>157416149nah he was sound he was a nice boy desu
>>157417685Because 100% of those people bought the game. Also idiots who only look up the game completion stats of one single title are the worst.
>>157418469>have a third of Max's talent.max gets mogged in simracing tho
>>157417685Because gta is one of the most popular franchises in the world, and rockstar are the masters of open worlds>Ynr red dead redemption 2 is 8 years old
>>157418503nooo, in real life
>>157418509the average completion rate, acording to ingame achievement, i think that was like 20-25%, the highest was like 40-50% in the sony gamesand i didnt like rdr2
>>157418392>serving pasta with shell on seafoodthis needs to stop
>>157418509>and rockstar are the masters of open worldslong time ago maybe. im not being a contrarian and i enjoyed gta5 but their design philosophy is pretty stagnated. i think a game like death stranding 1 or kcd1 are both examples how you can have a linear narrative but a fun nonlinear open world experience.
>>157418530
Leo is just an accessory to the leclercs
>>157418531>death stranding 1i tried it when epic gave it away, and sooo boring, i couldnt make it pass the tutorialbut to be fair, at that point it was when i was starting to not like video games and the tutorial was looong and boooring, maybe the game was better
>>157418509RDR2 is one of their worst titles if you actually want to play it yet but people fawn over it endlessly like TLoU.>>157418496>>157417685IDK if they ever did this on console but on PC there also used to be the option where you could buy just GTA Online as well which would skew the %.>>157418524>the average completion rate, acording to ingame achievement, i think that was like 20-25%, the highest was like 40-50% in the sony gamesI think that's because of the online only version since it still launches the same .exe AFAIK.The cheevo for completing the epilogue has 25% completion on PSN
>>157418524Rdr 2 pretty fucking long though, and gets really uncomfy by the end.>>157418531Rockstar is the best at making open worlds that feel alive rather than window dressing, their actual mission design leaves a lot to be desired sadly.
>>157418561yeah 2 of my friends i tried to shill to them didnt finish it. its just one of those divisive games, if you have adhd you wont even get past the first 10min but once you get to a point where you get your e-bike the game starts to make a lot more sense and you realize it's never really about carrying anything on foot but minimizing the amount you are on foot.
>>157418561One of my friends (who has the worst taste in videogames of anyone I have ever met) recommended death stranding to be on the basis that it is a mailman simulator made by Kojima. I have not touched it for this reason.
>>157418214>alesithat shitter continues to embarrass his father's name
>>157418469>worked half as much or have a third of Max's talentIt is pure coincidence Max is as talented as he is. The reality is he has an ex-F1 driver as a father who could afford to take him through karting and disciplined the fuck out of Max if he suspected any shitting what so ever.Maybe if the rest of the grid had the same discipline we'd see a lot less shitters in this sport, by virtue of them either not being there in the first place or actually being good.
>>157417123Stroll finished 12 laps down because his teammates could not stop getting track limits penalties
>they don't understand jokimbos genius Typical, what should I have expected from plebs that probably never took the time to play MGS4 and watch all 8 hours of its cutscenes, especially the ending cutscene which is over an hour long
>>157418637>Stroll was specifically responsible for one minute of penalties for failing to respect blue flags and 115 seconds’ worth for exceeding track limits. Any further cope?
>>157418644jajaja, i only played 5, the coolest one, and i tried 1 but got filtered by the ninja
>>157418307no, i dont use any browser extension for 4chan. Though I just unplugged it and now it seems to be working again. Will post again if theres something that came up
>>157418455why are you still using chrome nowadays anon?
>>157418661this is a free countryis an old laptop, i only use it for youtube and for job interviews
>>157418644I played mgs1 on a buggy ass emulator as a teenager, the writing was shitty fanfic tier.
>>157418673>this is a free country
>>157418648Oh no that's like a lap and a half you sure got me
>>157418673yeah but you still get ads for youtubeEverytime in on my phone watching youtube(which is extremely rare), and i get an ad, i wanna violently murder every single actor in the ad, every single person who helped produce it and everyone who allows ads to continue existing
>>157418701>Most sane Austrian
>>157418682what are you even saying man>>157418701no, i have adblock
>>157418727kiss me and hold me tight
>>157418970needs a mustache and he could blend in pretty much anywhere in indiahe wouldn't even need to change the outfit
>>157418987jajajajajajaja
>>157418716in defence of the fake german, this is perfectly legitimate position. FUCK ADVERTISING COMMERCIAL PSYCHOLOGY PSYCHOLOGICAL METHODS TO SELLSHOULD BE DESTROYED
>>157418970do you get the reference?
What fuels these unhinged mentally ill essays in obscure comment sections?
>>157418293works fine on my machine
remember when the lewis hamilton drove the
>>157419038reads like the kind of stuff that spammers post here
gimi
>>157418530rate this (from kimi antonelli's insta)
mega edd
>>157419074uni student survival meal/10
Jorj status?
Piss Tree Status?
>>157418997I'm honestly beginning to sympathize with marxists. Not for the communist utopia but because corporations are pure evil
>>157418716Pretty sure that's a normal reaction to ads.
>>157419038Why does the retard assume that not leaving means you're happy with the current regs?
>>157419131Mental gymnastics is the speciality of the unwell mind
>>157418701>OH YES PLEASE SHOWER ME WITH THE GAYEST BULLSHIT AI SLOPSHIT SCAMS FOR THE NEXT 90+ SECONDS DADDY ADVERTISMENTAllowing jeets to be CEOs of YouTube was a horrible idea. Adblocks be praised.
>>157419131Amx haters don't actually follow the sport
>>157419125>Second most sane Austrian
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>2030HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKWABSIR LEWIS WILL GET HIS 8TH WDC FOR SURE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157419151reward for dicksucking abduls: getting cut
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ok time turn the filter back on
It ain't over till it's over
ENJOY YOUR MONEY LOSER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA JEW REMAINS A JEW SIR LEWIS IS CHASING FOR GLORY. FOR HISTORY KWABSTAPPEN IS A FUCKING JEW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
antisemitism is where I draw the line
>>157418489Do it faggot
KWAB KWAB KWABSTAPPEN TOTAL KWABSTAPPEN DEATH AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157418615he has yellow fever just like his father, he actually let Juju through so he can later try to get into her pants
>rizzes you up
>life before getting pozzed in the head
>mfw amx shitters spam the thread
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>change my 4chanx profile to something that doesnt have the usual flags filteredlegit feels like neo waking up in his alien feeding machine for a brief second.
>>157418701>>157419140dude, when i have a youtube up on my phone its usually to listen to a podcast when im riding or something, and it has these AI made........ audio dramas? or something, at one point i had morbid curiosity and let it play and it just kept going endlessly, it was like 4mins after i just skipped finally. just fucking disgusting but also bizarre at the same time
>>157418339>Poonoda doing wellanon...
>>157419526a way to bypass this on mobile is by tapping another video and going back, ad goes bye bye
>>157419547they patched that like 2 years ago, m8
>>157411741the service roads kind of muddle it but you can see it in the map leak
Nothing ever happens status?
>>1574192422025 if it were good
>>157419595a 2nd leak has just hit the internet
alFonZo
every time i see the word gta, i imagine some fatass kid weighing 300 pounds named abdul or paco
or some jeeti dont understand the jews, i get that they hate western civilization and they want migrants in the west, but how could they believe their own lies about the biowaste being anymore than biowaste and hire indians from the india?
>>157419074grim
>>157418413tits
>>157418993calm down
>getting booted from a sport which grants every asshole with a 3/10 season a contract extension Just think about that Esteban
>>157419628you have phimosis because your ancestors got raped by abduls
>>157419650fun police over here
>>157419679esti was making fun of you though?
>>157419691nahhh he a bro
Are we getting any rookies next season?
>>157419714yes: abdul, paco, ahmed and luigi
>Jack Doohan might get the Haas driveYou're not ready for this redemption arc.
>>157418615giovanni embarrassed his own name in '95 and '96
>>157419758whos paying the (damage) bills?
>actually prepare for Grill the Grid >Allah strikes you down and breaks your wrist
>>157419074I thought Italians knew about good food.
>Franco Colapinto opens up about online abuse in F1he shouldn't be complaining, after all, all fujos (male) want to abuse his butthe's also very fruity
>>157419875browns can't be cute, bro
>>157419869I think Italians are more known for their cured meats and France is more known for their food
>>157419875Isn't it his fans that are sending death threats to Gasly and other Alpine personnel?
>>157419905I've been to Italy, the food was great every time. Italy is world renowned for its cuisine.
>>157419406>>157419594oh will you fuck off. those gta 6 leaks are the reason threads get nuked, even outside of /v/
>>157411688>>157411741>>157419594even if they put a dedicated racetrack in the game, i dont expect it to be used much for actual car testing and/or racing. Broughy will 100% make his own track again because for some reason, game devs can never make a racetrack thats well balanced with enough corners and straights.Hopefully, they overhaul the entire car upgrade system so that dedicated track cars are faster overall and in top speed than an i8 or a sian with a fucking turret on its back
>>157419938France is known for fine dining while Italy is more known for food even fussy children will eat since it's just some combination of bread/cheese/tomato sauce.
>>157419572TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
predictions on who will be Mister P23 when it's all said and done?
>>157420025Bottas has done it before he can do it again
>>157419897They can, and Franco is white.
>>157420012oh no, not my precious thread!
>>157420025>TSU needs P12 or P13 Yeah I don't see it
>>157420022>while Italy is more known for food even fussy children will eat since it's just some combination of bread/cheese/tomato sauce.>Carpaccio>Stracotto d’asino>Polenta>Risotto>Really fucking good ice cream for some reasonWith France I think more of:>onion soup>coq au vin>cassoulet>Rattatouille>CrepesBoth have plenty of hearty farmers dishes, people just associate French food is pretentious wank because the French are arrogant as fuck.
>>157420025Backmarker teammate battles must be infuriating when you are the better driver most of the time but your teammate finishes ahead because he had one better result in a meme race. Although Perez was extra retarded in Monaco and cost himself points even.
>>157420088the visa is a great car
...for me to poop on!
>>157420119It's less about the car. Seems like it's Yuki's last shot and he will probably push too much
>>157420160do you think he has any delusions about his place?i loved how kmag spoke about his career 2 years ago, how he was mad for losing his seat after his first season how he wanted more, but now he was happy at the opportunity given and he was at peacei hope tsu understands his place and just enjoys driving and racing a f1
>>157419875That's mad crazy yap from an argie
i want George Russell to win wdc
>>157420241Same bro
>>157420255do this but with fermented cat piss
>>157420269no?
I want the moon on a stick
>>157420275yes. anything to psychologically fuck with your teammate.
>>157420056no to both
>>157418620how to become an f1 drivers dog?
>>157420286We don't tolerate racism here.
remember dicksucking theory, lads
>months-long abhorrent canajeet postingchrist
>5am sprintnope
>sprintnope
>>157420371>5am sprintnot here though
>>157420375Sprints > practices
>>157420376things get easier when you realize my time is the only correct time
>>157420418that would be weird because my time is the only time jamaifren
Did Acestr*ms an heroed?
"i will speak with lawrance and the rest of the team and if they need me to drive the car will, if they need me in other position(he is embasador of aston), but i need to drive something i need to compete and feel the adrelanile, i have other challanges like winning the dakar or trying the 500 miles or whatever and also winning the third title"
>>157420460aye >>157412235 >>157412261
>>157420460no bueno...
>>157420460>>157420473but maybe this is not a ioss? >>157414289
>>157420473DMCA notice sent by T van der BruggeBloody dutch
>>157420498i ain't bovvered
>>157420366I got used to him ever since he writes personalised posts and shits on hamilton as well
>>157420366I'm pretty sure it's been years at this point.
>Laurent Mekies used a PowerPoint presentation to convince Max Verstappen to stay at Red Bull.ze data guy presented ze data to ze max
>>157420673sometimes twitter can be funny lol
>>157420673>'why you, max verstappen, should stay with us'>word art rainbow text, animate, fly in from left
>>157420722>word art rainbow text, animate, fly in from leftthat's the presentation they show goblando
>>157420673>here is why you should stay with us :)
>>157420732nah they have ai do a tik tok cartoon video for him
>>157420740I like money
>>157420740it's 400 bro, if you think he's going to stay for even a cent less than 100 million a year you're crazy
>>157420850why is that the magic number
dicksucking 100 million abduls
>>157420850100?i doubt, he already makes more than anyone75 per year + whatever seems fair i guess
>>157420885>i doubt, he already makes more than anyonehe definitely does now
>>157420911he was before
>>157420885>evil greedy millionaire taking money from the poor multi-billion mega corpHe should be paid in exposure.
>>157420932you formatted your post in a retarded way so I missed the comma
>>157420966or in fizzy drinks
>>157420932why are these drivers all signing contracts with 2000+ year durations
>>157420865don't let your dreams be dreams, saar
look out the window and 2 sexhavers going at it while a cuck trucel is with them suffering in silencenot fair
sooo tomorrow brooms, be happy or nah? im kina happy, but i know that by fp1 i wont be
>>157421272medshitters shouldn't reproduce, to be fair
>>157421272you mean you were creeping around your neighbour's house again and saw her inside rooting her bf>she's just sixteen years old leave her alone they said
>>157421307that wasnt me that wasnt me, i swearive never seen a pussy
Why does /f1/, the thread, gets the sanics of society? Is it the going fast?
>>157421317>ive never seen a pussynot even through binoculars?
>>157421348i mean in porn
>>157421353based gay porn enjoyer
>>157421317https://youtu.be/iTRaRQQGOVY?t=53(You) and your neighbour
>>157421364im not gay, and if i were i wouldnt watch not gay porn, i guess
>>157421293just out of curiosity, how many women have you made drier than the sahara with your medshitter/abdul dicksucking talk? or is that /f1/ exclusive?
>>157421368i cant complain, my neighbours dont have a car so i have a lot of space to park it, thats good
>>157421385you're certainly not going to attract women by dicksucking abduls
>>157421436yeah thanks captain obvious, you could've at least answered the question
>>157420016>Hopefully, they overhaul the entire car upgrade system so that dedicated track cars are faster overall and in top speed than an i8 or a sian with a fucking turret on its backMost of that had to do with the ancient tech that GTA 5 was built on, there was a speed glitch with the deluxo a few years back that made it possible to completely break the rendering in game because the assets just couldn't be streamed fast enough.
>>157421487theres speed glitches all the time. Last year with the hangar glitch which made f1 cars actually fast(which those faggots patched after just a week, during which i was on vacation), before with putting on slick tires on cars with advanced handling flags and double clutching, even today with the reever and police bike still being glitched when wheeling.Lets just hope they will remake the class system and give us way more qol. Shit, just take all of broughys testing of the cars of their individual tiers and allow us to race those, like a slow ass supercar vs a medium sportscar vs a fast ass muscle car. Would be so much fun.
just want me swing set glitch back
you guys seriously expecting high level realism in gta?
>>157421620im expecting something better than 4 and 5
>amx has freedom in new contract to go race in other seriesWE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>157420347How is Nowins less of an afro-semite than Alonslow?
>>157421915alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>157421837wasnt he in nurbring this year?
>>157421964he was
>>157421970sooooo, what changes?
>>157421915don't search for logic in paki shitposting
>>157421974WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>157421915But nowins has kike/nig hair
>>157421970like, will they allow him to skip a race if he wants to race in other place that weekend? not likely
>>157421974nothing, he still can goyugi wanted to race some gt3 like a month ago and red bull said no
>>157421988but tsunoda isnt maxiliam, he has to wear the cuckcage>>157421984thats nice
>>157421988understandable. could you imagine yugi's rage in a car with bumpersjust a disaster waiting to happen
>>157421986>will they allow him to skip a race
>>157421985Meant for:>>157421942
do you think that hadjar was training or was he doing like big juan and doing something he wasnt supposed to do?
>>157422006max may still enjoy f1 but he never lets it take priority over the primary goals in life such as dicksucking abduls
Lawdaddy finna dick down on some mexishits this weekend
This is no longer the formula
woody johnson bought 15% of aston
>>157422128*looks like he's about to turn super saiyan 2*>10 kg
>>157422145per side plus bar, more like 55.000 tons
>>157422143that's the guy from cheers, right
>>157422128you could play music on those veins
>>157422163i dont know who he is, but i got it from a good source, i thought you should know
>>157422174thanks, I appreciate it
>>157421592When I say speed glitch I don't mean some minor boost I mean it was able to run circles around the hydra.>>157421620Cuckstar have always been quite autistic compared to other devs when it comes to the cars and vehicle handling, they put an insane amount of effort into it.
>>157422231i mean that as well, the speed glitches i mentioned gave you like at least 300mph if you knew what youre doingand the hydra is a boat anyway, what would actually be impressive would be if they beat the lazer or God forbid, the raiju around the lap
>>157422280Then what are we talking about here? The point of me bringing up that old deluxo glitch was to explain why the cars and planes have a limited top speed due to the game originally coming out on the ps3/360. 6 will have been designed with ssds being the standard so they won't be forced to deal with the bandwidth limitations of old ass SATA 2 hdds
ngl it makes me sick seeing Norris on there
ngl it makes me sick seeing Norris
>>157422319lel
pozfags are waiting for the next thread
idk about you guys but I'm waiting for the next thread
>>157422316He's one of the top 35 drivers of all time.
Purely from a statistical point of view, abduls are right: the odds of you being white and uncut on the internet are practically zero. Most of the white and uncut people on earth are in Russia and they've been banned by the globohomos (for not being cut), and hispanics are all descendants of people who got raped by abduls, which makes them side with them on every issue. If you see someone not dicksucking abduls online, they're almost certainly indian.Something to think about.
>>157419074this is before he tosses it into the ocean correct?
Linblad has been hanging around Lawson too much, he's picked up his habit of finishing every sentence with umm
>>157422467that's just a normal side effect you see sometimes after getting pozzed in the head
>>157422474Indians don't get pozzed they're born pozzed
>>157422314ngl im off the wall of weed right now so i forgot what we were talking about loldubs and hamilwog fucking dies tomorrow lol
>>157422429i could name you 10 non champions that are better than norris
>>157422600if your list contains even one medshitter then just keep it to yourself
>>157422467He should copy his habit of being muscular and handsome
>>157422441cool story saar, but aren't you forgetting a pretty interesting part of indian history?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mughal_Empire
Gimi
shades of the late, great Jenson Button
>>157422933>already looks stressed outlmao
why did they switch lando's tanning spray with engine oil?
use for bake
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will wait for the real thread
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