Billsies edition
Shadeur is the future of the NFL, cope seethe dilate yt
How long until Raped Gaye has another sob session at the podium? I reckon it'll happen by week 4.
Is he right?
Whats ur teams ugliest but kinda low key sexiest uniform?
the raiders wont do it because despite what the media portrays >us as, we’re a classy organization and wouldnt send a dog like crosby to die on a shit team but Marvin Harrison jr+a 1 for crosby would hit like Tyson
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>157388324Got talked into joining a fantasy football league with some guys from work. I've never did fantasy before, when does the gay sex start? Do they chop your dick off on draft day or do they let you keep it til week 1 starts? Totally new to this faggotry thing.
>>157392899>cardinals fans>pluralRetard
>>157392892Fuck if I know anyone just try it and find out
>hurr durr chargers have no fansthen explain this turnout for their ticket giveaway
>>157392916>fug imma sell deez on stub hub so I can afford my drug habit
feels good having the best QB in the division
>>157392916>not one chorgers jerseyscalpers and/or niggas lookin for free shit
September 9th the patriots play the sehawks which is 1+1 days away from 9/11 yes interesting
im surprised it took so long for him to get brought on somewhere He seems cool and intelligent on broadcasts, why’d he get boxed out of the traditional NFL media? His firing to begin with baffles me
>>157392944Stop digging.
>>157392932lol no you dont
>>157392966yes, we do
>>157392884no
KYLE SHANAHAN JUST DROVE DRUNK AGAIN
>>157391879Patriots will be good this season theyll win the revenge game against Seattle too
>>157392981>pffonly relevant because chris collinsworths contract stipulates that the NFL promotes his company
>>157392999not again, Kyle
>>157392981>pffgay retard.
>>157393002>>157393011i accept your capitulation
My Jaggies are gonna win it all this year...
hmmmmmmmm
>>157388324Good thread
>>157393042F is the 6th letter in the alphabetFaith Family Football666
>>157392981>The Titans are actually gonna try the Cam Ward thing again
>>157393096Think the jets beat them week 1
>>157393096Cam ward is good.
>>157392981>uhm ackshully if you would consult my fake jewish statsNo lolEye test.
>>157393108
remember when cam ward declared for the 2024 draft but dropped out after it became apparent that he probably wasnt going to be drafted in the first round so he transferred to miami titans literally took a 2nd round quarterback #1 overall and set their franchise back a decade
>>157393096I don't know if Ward is good or not but nobody could have succeeded in that situation last season. They were ass
>>157393083Football is 8 letters
cowboys are going to the super bowel this year
>>157393083Nothing new under the sun
>>157393169
>>157392899Cardinals are cursed until they move back home and the Bidwill family is forced out.
>>157393176we signed a ton of good people and as long as we still have a top offense any defense improvement will get us in the playoffs
>>157393169Correct. Everyone is free to purchase a ticket.
>>157393189Jerry's loaded, kinda shitty he doesn't just get them a suite.
For the Love of the Game!
>>157393178>Bears move out of Chicago>Cards move back into Chicago>play at Soldier field just like the old days
>>157393010Literally me on the way home from da pub after 5 pints of Tasman Reserve Lager
>>157393215Unlike Kyle, I wish your drunken driving accident is fatal.
>>157393140Yeah but there's sti.l a difference between "not succeeding" and "being pure ass flavored ass."Yes, I would expect anyone to struggle with that roster. But when so many indicators suggest that he's not merely struggling but literally bottom of the barrel by a wide margin I'm not sure where the optimism is comimg from
>>157392981>>157393203>here's your top 5 QB broKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek what a manlover
>>157393207Its a shameI want to be hyped about the raiders but that week 4-15 part of the schedule is fucking brutal, if they had an easier schedule I’d absolutely put them as a sleeper playoff team but it’s hard to imagine them getting 5+ wins during that period
>>157393250Where is he throwing?
>>157393248>where the optimism is comimg fromEye test stattyboyWatch the games
honestly just how trash is sheduer?
>>157393267nta but the only titans game i watched last year was against the tards and it mightve been the sloppiest piece of shit ive ever seen presented to me as hypothetically being an nfl game
>>157393140I say, I say that's downright....peculiar.
>>157393275For a rookie qb, especially on a shitty team, i always look for positive flashes and not worry too much about sloppy play which can get cleaned up in the future. From what i saw, ward legitimately has amazing arm talent
>>157393281...is Josh black?
>>157393270He just needs to be traded to a serious franchise like the Hammond Bears then you'll see him light it up
>>157393281Post that on your real account coward
>>157393288Mr. NFL Network over here ladies and gentlemen
>>157393188>the greatest aspirations of the cowboys fans are simply making it to the playoffs
>>157393288He has a cannon but otherwise blows at quarterback
>>157393288Arm talent isnt the end all be all trait for QBs thoughbeit >jalardness lunchell could heckin throw 70 yards on his knees!!!!1!1!2!2!2!1!!!its why Marino and Rodgers have 1 ring between them while Montana/Brady have 11brains>brawn every single time
>>157393312Without referencing his skin color, explain to me why you think Ward is dumb
>>157393310So he's the black Anthony Richardson?
>>157393206Just use phoenix for random games like international games are. All it's for anyway is a place for the road teams fans that have moved there is to see theie team every once in awhile
>>157393321Because he's the exact opposite of smart, kinda like you.
>>157393316PFF marked this as a +1 for the quarterback. Very efficient interception as well
>>157393321
>>157393321Because when he was applying to college programs out of high school the only place that would accept his GPA on a football scholarship was the religious college incarnate word?
>>157393289Absolutely
>>157393321NTA but when I have seen him play in the nfl he just looks lost
>>157393321It's statistically likely.
>>157393342He was an unranked recruit lol
>>157393316>1st and 10
Grading my summer class and some guy who had one of the top grades all summer just didn’t turn in a final so he’s going to fail :/
>>157393383God she's soooo hot
>>157393383He was shit at Cal tho.
>>157393357>Ward played 3 more games and posted a lower rating than Tua
Miami will win more games than Vegas this year
>>157391545This post has three 5's in it. How dare you?
>>157393396and still no one will care
>>157393321His place of origin has been mentioned many times in discussions of continental IQ.
>>157393405He had one good season and is not Montana I suppose.
>>157393403unfortunately your picture has one in it
>>157393412Jenny poster might
>>157393415Damn he called them ladies!!!!!! Brutal
>>157393424Will be reduced to avatarfagging in redzone threads by week 4.
>>157393424like I said, no one
>[Fowler] Bears RB Kyle Monangai suffered a hyperextenses knee. Expected to miss several months but per the MRI is considered positive after a recent practice injury.Da Burrs
>>15739344338ppg by the way!
>>157393321His hair
>>157393443Oh no, not Creamof Sumyungai
>>157393464GayI doesn't know ball
>>157393464Cause GayI doesn't know ball
>>157393474>>157393475
>must be a multi year starter in college >must be the focal point of the team's success (no defense or handoff merchants allowed)>no manlets>only allowed one NFL starting caliber receiver >tape for out of structure plays is only accepted as an upside if the QB is shown being under legitimate pressure, if the highlight is just #1 option isn't open -> QBs roll out of the pocket to run or do meme shit than it is disqualifiedThere's some exceptions obviously but I feel like these are pretty good guidelines into not drafting busts.
So what will the cope be when the Giants suck again this year? This shit is literally just nepotism hires.
>>157393432>>157393434shut up
>>157393443
>>157393462kek, bodied that anon
How different would the world be if Johnny manziel threw 40 touchdowns in his rookie season with the browns?
>>157393443Apparently BJ freaked the fuck on the whole team after it happened
>>157393536He's an unstable lunatic, he'll be fired before the end of the season.
>>157393536>>157393525>>157393443What i just read is he should be fine by week 1
>Jordyn Tyson is going to be really good (pending health)
>>157393507I agree but I'll add >if he's of a peculiar skin tone and is not good running the ball don't fucking pick him >if he has torn ligaments in his knees or throwing shoulder in college don't pick him
>>157393548Yeah probably. He's still young, and has access to the best doctors money can buy
Remember when people thought Bust-in-me RAPEDbert was actually good?
>>157393462And there it is
>>157393576there are still “people” advocating for bustin feces its ultimately fauci coded behavior, people who learned to accept science as their ruling God and no empirical evidence can dissuade them otherwise
>>157393618Same with lameme and mutthomo
>>157393443Kek
Wish he was still playing. The NFL sucks now.
>>157393514>should have fired Joe schoen years ago>everyone knows Harbaugh isn't an offensive guy, it took a couple seasons to get the most out of Lamar who has hof talent, they need someone to get the most out of Dart and that sure as hell isn't Matt Nagy>we're still recovering from Gettleman, the roster still has a bunch of holes>the other team cheated>toughest division in football(not true)>Matt Nagy>metlife turf monster>John Mara is too soft>oh wait he has cancer, John Mara is a strong, brave man who loves the city of New York and he has to focus on his health and family more than some kids game>Joe Schoen can't build a roster, Jaxs9n can't win with these cats>Matt NagyI could probably think of a few more but you get the idea.
>>157388324Bussy
>>157391879When bo nix knocks him out of a horrid AFCE playoff race last game of the season
>>157393728J U S T>J U S TJ U S T>J U S TJ U S T>J U S TJ U S T>J U S TJ U S T>J U S TJ U S T>J U S TJ U S T>J U S TJ U S T>J U S TJ U S T>J U S TJ U S T>J U S T
>>157393782>the state of new york city
>>157393716>blo dixkek
>>157393464Because that's not what LLMs are for, retard
>>157393498>filename
>>157393549Kek draft bust
>>157393549Oscar Delp will be good though
>>157388324The thought of having sex with a woman deeply disturbs me, I don't understand why any man would ever want to do this.
ARE YOU READY!
>>157393920Weekend and at Blo's
>>157394066>>157393917jenny
>>157394066Ryback wants some
HOL UP
i want to fuck Jayden's mom
>>157394249bet dat thang grips like a chinese finger trap
caleb ain't scared of no curse
Jordan Hate
>>157394286the peyton hillis of madden athletes
>>157394249>>157394312/sp/ is about to side with god-digging whores because 5 makes em seethe so hard
>>157393728lions > tom brady
>>157394312quite the peculiar buck he is
>>157394312ugly bitch looks like a man
>>157394336>implying that the chan would ever side against mommy love>implying that would shield him from football criticism either way
>>157394342I'd go postal if a division rival literally fucked my mom
>jayden “oedipus” Daniels
>>157394396bingo
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>157394312That is crazy
Jayden "Doujinshi" Daniels is a sick fuck and belongs in prison
>>157394515what the FUCK were the saints thinking?
>>157394377I wonder if they hit it raw
>>157394557the hamstring isn't in your skull, you fucking retard
>>157394312kek
the league ain't ready for MVP Dak
>>157394600Rayne DaGOATa MVPrescott
the absolute state of chiefs fans
It is becoming increasingly clear to me that my Chiefs will be RAPED in their week 1 matchup against the Denver Broncos :(
>>157394608Actual 2026 raiders theme songhttps://youtu.be/HpA4ldGoHRQ?si=UUu54B1cSnaohXmo
>>157394600neither is his whore wife, evidently
>>157394624trigger warning: middle eastern divegrass fan jumpscare overreacting for the camera at the end
>>157394632Mmhmmmm 'fraid so
>>157394643Why is he wearing a bra?
>>157394568>vaxxed
>>157394568the switch to an even more physical league would make those injury concerns disappear
Has there ever been a shittier GM in NFL history who kept his job for more than 20 years??
teams should lose 15 yards at the start of every quarter for every player wearing a guardian cap
>>157394686Ryback
oh no, levis is actually worse than scam ward
BAS9DAS9D
>>157394735
>no football until Thursday
>>157394705>Ryback's draft class
yeah, I'm thinking we're repeating
>>157394752>preseasonthere's no football on Thursday either
>>157394752hmmmmmmmm
>>157394312based momcest enjoyer
>>157394770Unlike that Webm and the entirety of last year, there will be NFL opponents on the field.
>>157394336I'm actually conflicted on this one. Young athletes get done dirty by gold-diggers far too often so maybe based mom was just patrolling a thot who was trying to put some hooks in before Jayden was old enough to know better.But then again helicopter parenting in general can be problematic and she does seem up in his business to an unusual extent. Although his real problem at the NFL level is going to be the fact that he's a beanpole. Whether or not he's a momma's biy won't matter when he gets RGIII'd and retires at 26Anyway fuck the Commanders and their fans and pretty much everyone who lives in DC
When do my emo ravens play again?
kwab
>>157394819quits posting this pendejo
who the fuck are they even targeting?
>>157394823Never understood why Tom wanted to hump a 2x4 anyway.
>>157394891inb4 they trade a first for Micah back.
>>157394901>sexualwrong. that's very rare now emotional incest is very common and can be more damaging than actually fucking
>>157394901Maybe a little overprotective but she's watching his back and making sure he isn't getting abused by others in any way. The only thing that will be fucking her son in any way outside of the football field is her
>>157394891MAXX
>>157394568NO REFUNDS
Do Ravens fans actually have a problem with John Harbaugh or is it just Lameme nuthuggers who insist Harbaugh was "holding him back" for some reason?
>>157395003Because goydell is a money getting nigga and silver isnt
>>157394686What a terrible question, the answer is always going to be Jerruh
>>157395003are you stupid? The commissioner works for the owners. Goodell has just gotten better at PR over the years and the nfl owners in general are a lot more savvy about how they move. There's also a journalist angle where they're terrified of the nfl while the nba might as well be tmz
>>157395034He has been a middle of the road gm
>>1573950343 owls and a ton of winning seasons vs Loomis who has as many winning seasons as losing seasons as GM and only 1 owl on the back of Brees hard carrying+bounty cotton gate
>>157395068>There is no salary cap circumvention scandal in the NFL lmfao>There is no real tanking issue in the NFLThere absolutely is tanking and the media apparatus encourages it. When a 1-2 win team actually tries to win a game in Week 18 and succeeds they get absolutely skewered by the national media for "ruining their draft position"Everything else you said is valid
>>157395068The NFL is unironically a very well run league when you look at the NBA, FIFA, etc
>>157395049>not even one NFCCG since Jimmy Johnson's team aged outHe's awful. >>157395065Jimmy did all the actual GM work Jerry just signed checks, that's why Jerry fired him because he wanted to run things himself and prove he could make it. He never did. 1 sb with Drew Brees >30+ years of literally nothing
>>157395019Special teams coach with a shitty special teams and he wanted to keep Orr who was running a terrible defense, that's two problems unrelated to Lamar
>>157394819I cranked out an unholy amount of cum loads to this lass as a young man :)
I have an uncontrollable urge to shit outdoors
>>157395092>There absolutely is tankingYdkb. Players and coaches don't tank because they're playing for their jobs. Also, lets not forget that tanking doesn't actually work. If you get the #1 overall pick, you're not 1 player away from being a contender, you're a ton away. After all, when was the last time a team got the #1 pick then used it to turn around and become contenders? The Texans? They're contenders in spite of Stroud, not because of him. The Bengals? Sure, J Breezy got to an Owl. But they've also missed the last 3 playoffs. And look at the Super Bowl winners. They're never shit the year before, they're always middling teams who get a missing piece and put it all together
>>157395148The Raiders shut down Maxx Crosby before Week 17 last year even though Crosby insisted he wasn't hurt because they knew that if they lost to the Giants they'd get the No. 1 pick. Brian Flores was offered money per loss by Stephen Ross when the Dolphins basically threw the 2019 season to try and get Tua.Players and coaches don't tank but organizations sure as hell do.
>>157395148I can tell you with 100% certainty that the cards and fins are tanking and probably won't win 7 games combined
>>157395143Good morning ranjesh
>>157395143BANG BANG NINER GANG SAAR
>>157395218no bully saar
>>157395177>even though Crosby insisted he wasn't hurtDo you think Maxx would pass a physical from another, completely unrelated, team like hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the Baltimore Ravens? >>157395197The Fins are just paying the cap price, which is financially prudent. I guess you could call it tanking, but I disagree. They're not trying to lose games, they're just accepting that they will lose a bunch while trying because they need to get out from Pooa's cap hit.The Cardinals are an unserious NFL team.
>>157395092The media encourages tanking but the teams don't, there are plenty of examples every year of teams ruining their draft position over meaningless late season games. The NFL is way too volatile for teams to just throw away their season once they're knocked out of playoff contention
>>157395092>There absolutely is tankingAnd it's not an issue. The NBA invented a problem for itself and then failed to fix it.
Oh also, if tanking worked then why are the shit teams always shit? The Jets, Giants, Titans, Browns, Cardinals, etc. are always drafting in the top 10.Surely the haul of high draft picks would propel them to a Soup Herbal
>>157395278The Eagles basically decided an (awful) division title by pulling Jalen Hurts for Nate Sudfeld in the 2020 finale to ensure they'd lose. Washington went to the playoffs and the Giants screamed bloody murder because the Eagles didn't even try to win. That isn't an issue for the integrity of the league?
I must admit, I've been porking my wife way more since the pregnancy made her chubbier. I owe some of you an apology.
>>157395305The Giants had every opportunity to avoid this by winning more games. You don't get to complain that you lost enough games that you weren't in control of your own destiny.
>>157395300nobody said it works, but it's the correct thing to do on paper in a vacuum. Doesn't even work in the nba which is why the pels, kangz, nets, etc. are always shit every year. At the end of the day you actually have to have a competent organization regardless of how much player talent is available
>>157395330Yes they shouldn't have been complaining at 6-10. Doesn't mean the Eagles weren't bastards for throwing the game.
>>157395311Wait until that baby comes out black.
>>157395343And ultimately it didn't matter. Do you think those Giants were going to be Tom Brady to go to the Super Bowl that year?Tanking is not an issue that needs to be addressed.
>tfw no football tonight to enjoy this withMonday Night Football will be back soon guys
>>157395339>it's the correct thing to do on paper in a vacuumNot if it doesn't work you fucking moron
>Trevor Lawrence is the reason Arch Manning wears 16
>>157395380>our team is shit>there's this super elite prospect in the draft>we should lose to get himthat's the vacuum and it 100% makes sense. Obviously it takes more to build an legit team but the premise is fine by itself
>>157395377>OH MY GAWWWWWWD I CAN'T FRIKKIN WAIT UNTIL FOOTBALL IS BACK SO I CAN STUFF GREASY FOOD IN MY MOUTH AND SPEND HOURS SITTING ON MY ASS HECK YES NOW THIS IS LIVING!!
>>157395416>that's the vacuumGood thing we don't actually live in one and the teams know that it takes more than 1 elite prospect to turn a team around
>>157395435>>157395436teams have literally done it and the rationale behind it made perfect sense. Just because it didn't work out sometimes doesn't make the rationale wrong
>>157395428are you the one that got raped by a black man when you went to new orleans?
>>157395339>nobody said it works, but it's the correct thing to doWhat a statement lol. Nobody is going to sacrifice their job and ruin their reputation to get a higher draft pick that they won't be allowed to use. Especially considering that you've admitted it doesn't even work.
>>157395428I look like this and say this
>>157392932those fanbases really are all big babies aren't they
>>157395462>to get a higher draft pick that they won't be allowed to useKek I hadn't even considered this. 4 of the 5 top draft picks have a different HC this year. The only one whose still around is the Jets, and Glenn probably has the hottest seat in the whole League
This discussion made me look up the 2021 draft again and it made me depressed (Niners fan). So many franchise altering players they could've gotten at that range (12th pick) and they made a franchise crippling trade for a QB that lost his job to the last round in the draft a year later
>>157395461>it’s realKWABhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941722
I have not had power for the last 7 days and counting.
>>157395533> they made a franchise crippling trade for a QB that lost his job to the last round in the draft a year laterthats the funny part, they technically came away from that draft nonplussed by generational luck you should be grateful that draft happened because otherwise youd be in one of the bottom 3 worst situations in the nfl as opposed to just being mid
>>157395571why not babe?
>>157395576Nah, they got Purdy in the 2022 draft.
>>157395019He was "fine", made some boneheaded decisions especially as of late but it's not like he was terrible. What pushed people over the edge was the defense sucking the last couple of years and that directly being attributed to his coaching staff decisions.
>>157395571I can charge your batteries if you know what i mean
>>157395585Stop answering questions with nah blacky
>>157395571Can't wait for this to happen to the Gary Bears of Hammond
>>157395596I wasn't answering a question, I was informing him that he was wrong. Would you feel more comfortable if I used the "Erm, actually" of your people instead?
Genuinely a shame they aren't in the same conference, this could have been the new Mahomes and Allen
>>157395563oh nononono
>>157395019Lafeces has exactly 1 (one) season before questions about who’s succeeding his 13/50 wonderlic ass is People run their mouth about hurts but that dude is absolutely a playoff riser, unlike that 20% denisonvan 20% ghost DNA subhuman lefecesI would put money on if you took a linguistic expert trying to teach him sign language he couldn’t speak a single sentence
>>157395635factual statement I fear
>the dallas cowboys
You now remember when a wild pack of bulbasaurs sent kiwibitch to the Operating Room.
>>157395635N E P H E WEPHEW
>>157394891Every team is "open" to making a big trade. What a stupid statement, and the media is pathetic for taking it seriously.
>>157395625More like the new Josh Allen and Mitch Trubisky lole. Gayleb will be off the Bears roster in a few years
>>157395585So fucking weird because i come from the reality where they both were in the same draft and media questioned why the 49ers took another QB at all and compared purdy to cousins/RGIII
>>157395644how could I ever forget?
>>157395635This kind of analysis is why i still come here
There is a non zero chance that Caleb Williams is douching his asshole in preparation for anal sex with another homosexual man right now.
>>157395695...is 4chan hacked into my DMs?
I present to you the shit teams Mt Rushmore (Credit to the Lions for having a couple good seasons though, reminds me of when the Cardinals went to the owl)
>>157395709Abolish college football and turn it into the NFL tier 2 league then allow shit teams to be relegated.
>>157395709I know many don't agree, and that's fair, but I don't r8 teams that have made it to an owl or 4 and never won any more than I r8 the teams that have never gotten there. They're all losers.
>>157395695It's almost a certainty that's happening this exact moment
>>157395725I personally think having perpetually bad teams makes the sport more entertainingPlus owners would never ever allow for a relegation system unless Congress forced them. Right now NFL teams come at an extreme premium because the only reason you'd ever sell one is if someone threw way more at you than it's worth, if there were ever teams where a sale was forced we'd see the Lions go for $400m (twenty times their annual earnings, how normal public companies are valued) rather than the $4b or whatever they're considered to be worth right now>>157395755Nothing really wrong with that mindset but I see it as "If you were a fan of this team every year since the Superbowl era began, would you enjoy tuning in to watch them play on a regular season Sunday?" And I can't think of any team with more overall misery in that context than those four
>>157395709I know you're doing an all-time shit teams rushmore, but just considering recent history the list would be:>Jets>Dolphins>Raiders>BrownsWith the Cowboys as a strong honorable mention.
>>157395801I think there's just an awkward question of where you cut off recently, is it realignment, is it when Brady retired? Also Cowboys have been bad but not "holy shit" bad. They're bad in the way the Vikings or Chargers are bad where even when they're looking good you know they'll fuck it up
my rammies :)
>>157395824There's clear enough drop-offs at these red lines, and those 5 teams are the ones above them.
>>157395845janny freaks everytime he sees the 5 minute turnaround keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek can't keep a nigger down cuhh
>>157395845I got a warning the other day for making fun of statmutts Game of thrones post kekI dont even know why they bother trying to moderate those who cant be moderated
Kiwi, can I visit you at work?While you fucking with the mods, no panties, no shirtThen you climb back up the pole, then you drop and do the splitsHow you make that bussy talk, baby, damn you on some real shit
I'm a faggot who is just starting to get into football. What team has a faggot qb that I can root for? I'm HIV positive so maybe someone with AIDS
>Gets the judge to block the surveillance footageHow does he do it? What a guy.
>>157395635The thing about Lamar is that they might have had a legit shot with him if he could have come through in the playoffs back when he was still on his rookie deal and fully healthy. But now he's not only exponentially more expensive than he was then, but he's not as durable and doesn't want to run as much. And they're probably going to extend him, which is just digging a bigger holePaying somebody a higher salary as they get progressively worse usually doesn't work out. The cap leaves little room for error
>>157396078Chiefs
>>157396085Check his early life section on Wikipedia.
>>157396028Zamn you're working this bussy into a shoot with your rhymes cuhh SHEEEEESH
>gay flirting and people posting about how they have AIDSMy efforts have finally bore fruit. I have successfully sissified this general.
>>157396093Quarterbacks just cost too muchGuys like Darnold are how you build a super team. You don't need padders like Allen and Jackson who are just going to drag down the roster building
>>157395660Pats fans are fuckin delusional. Drake Maye isn't good and played the weakest regular season schedule in decades, and the weakest playoff schedule ever. Going to get fucking exposed like the frauds they are this year.
>>157396190Patriots, Bears, Broncos, and Rams will be better teams with fewer wins
>queefmutt detected>target locked *BEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*>faggot plonked
>>157396211
>>157396268Terrible
>>157396268Amazing
>>157396268lol no
>>157396268I have questions.
>>157396268>aints
>>1573961901 vote away from MVP kek. Gayleb was 1 faggot away from AIDS
>>157396078MendozaRodgersWilliams
It was an even split the time last year too iirc
>>157396208The Patriots will be better than the Patriots? K>>157396342I don't give a fuck about the Bears or Caleb you bombston dipshit.
>>157396349Correlation isn't causation, but that's rather curious.
>>157396349>White QB>Blaxson DarkCant trust em
Clots signed keena allen kek
>>157396344The 3 homos of the apocalypse
>>157396364It's at least partially because a lot of high profile college QBs lately have been black and obviously worse teams get better picks so they're more represented there>>157396374Jaxson Dart is like a black racist's idea of what a white person is, he looks like a school bully, his dad owns a construction company, his mom is a bimbo, and he's very Republican
>>157396295
I've said it before and I'll say it againAllen to the Vikings and Lamar to the TexansThese are teams that could be in the Superbowl this year if they had a quarterback
>>157396349Tua is not black
>>157396389Shut up bitch
>>157396428I literally did not know that kek
>>157396349>2 Mexican QB in White
>>157396457Who’s the second one?
I'm still mad about this
>>157396389>It's at least partially because a lot of high profile college QBs lately have been black and obviously worse teams get better picks so they're more represented thereI have to say, you guys are absolute masters at excusing away things.
>>157396457At this point it's like saying Tommy Devito isn't white
>>157396483Thank you!
>>157396428>Tua is not blackThen how do you explain all of these gang signs he was flashing on national television?
Any theories on why europeans freak the fuck out whenever football is mentioned? It's very common to see them absolutely seething when they comment on it. What causes this?
>>157396477THE FUTURE IS NOW OLD MAN
>Keenan Allen to the coltsMy dannies:)
>>157396495If the Cowboys pulled it off we could have had a good thing
>>157396493idk man but I watched some of that "World Cup" and I was floored how they can religiously devote themselves to such a boring, featureless sport.
>>157396493It's just not their time of year
>>157396507>If the Cowboys pulled it offI know, but they're going to be trash until Jerruh dies and miraculously not be shit the next season like the Colts after Jim Irsay died.
>>157396513Do you not care about climate change or something?
>>157396523This woman definitely said "Trade the picks for sauce... I just put the Colts winning the Superbowl on my vision board, we're manifesting that into the universe!"
>>157396486Woppy dewoppo isnt white.
>>157396530My home is powered by solar panels it isn't the 1960s
>>157396532So all the Cowboys need is some crystals n sheeiitt.
>>157396493vassal seething
>>157396548>People get off looking at her
>>157396493Europeans get hella insecure that they still live in backwards shitty countries without ready access to meat protein. Europe fucking sucks dude and now it's all little Somalia so you have to deal with packs of roving groid gangs on the streets while u dont have AC, dont have easy access to red meat, and have to pretend that your corrupt shit government's everyone else ran to America to get away from are really really than the country who has so much food even their pets are fat. Fuck the chiefs btw
>>157396557I've gotten off to things you wouldn't believe.
>>157396560Do they really not have beef in Europe?
>>157396492Absolutely disgusting display. He should know better.
Broncos
>>157396587Go to bed, Joe Buck.
>AND HERE'S PATRICK MAHOMES, SUCKING THE COCKS OF ALL THE FANS>WHAT A DISGUSTING ACT
>>157396622>NO FLAGS
>>157396575Oh they do its just 38$~ for 1kg in Germany lol 25$ in the UK fucking Canada's backwards and retarded ass is only 20$. Like take Spain. They have a sunbaked rotting leg of ham sitting in their houses that they slice pieces off to get their protein. Europe's "fine dining" is how well they can pair bread with bread accessories cause meat is so annoying to come by ooo better have more pasta and bread with your tiny sausage News from training camp says aj brown is making the entire pats squad give more effort than last year btw
>>157396622Name one time this happened.
>>157396634True, it's the refs fellating Patty and he gets upset if they don't.
>>157396622Name 12 times this happened
>>157396648Remember when mahomo genuinely couldnt lose to the bronkies? They switched that up real quick
>>157396630How many of those tiny sausages do you think you could stuff up Fake Gayes asshole before he begged you to stop?
>>157396659Pull it.
>>157396634>>157396658I was there, I was the pans penises
>>157396660Bit gay
>>157396625
Temujin is my wife! She used the Raiders shit season to get a boob job.
Please be nice to my wife Temujin!
>>157396634Yesterday around noon
>HERE HE IS NOW KANSAS CITY CHIEFS QUARTERBACK PATRICK MAHOMES >I CAN'T WAIT FOR HIS PERFORMANCE TONIGHT JOE>AND MY COCK ISSSSSSSS IN>WOW NOW THAT WAS A CLASSIC BLOW JOB MOVE BY MAHOMES THERE JOE I THINK WE CAN CLEARLY SEE HE'S NOT BEING HAMPERED BY THAT KNEE WHATSOEVER >HE'S AT THE TEN, FIVEEEEEEE, TOUCHDOWNNNNNNN>WHAT AN EFFORT NOW THAT WAS VINTAGE MAHOMES COCK SUCKING JOE I HOPE HE'S GOT ENOUGH LEFT IN THE TANK FOR ME
>>157396427>eagles 7-10I don't think they're good, but they won 11 games with a completely dysfunctional offense last season. Their defense raises the floor. Mannion won't be 4 wins worse than Patullo.
>>157396773Kek. Joe Buck and Troy Aikman said this.
>>157396773>The cumshot is.........>Good
cocksuck this bussy
>>157396773AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDDDCAUGHTIN HIS MOUTH
>>157396773https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RSPh-JnsBA
>>157396828Caleb...
>commentating NFC rivalry game>bring up Mahomes for no reason
>>157396891>GNever heard of her
This wunderkind QB will lead the Browns to the Super Bowl in 2031, 2032, 2035 and 2037:https://youtube.com/shorts/EHgoj7HTGtM
>>157396510It's unironically too high IQ for them
Keenan Allen is signing with the Colts. One year, up to $8 mil.
Sign this bussy for the vet minimum
>>157396190Pats will be in the final again. AJ Brown and Maye will be unstoppable. I'm putting money on Maye for MVP and AJ for offensive player of the year.
>>157397047Post ticket
I've been learning lately that baseball fans are extremely more aggressive and violent than football fans
>>157397084how do I unsubscribe from your gay blog?
>in the final
>>157397102A long walk on a short pier would do it
>>157397084latinx passion
>>157397084Just autists and insecure dodger fans
How about if a quarterback throws the ball, their receiver fucking CATCHES IT?
>>157397084This is what happens when your league doesn't have a salary cap, divegrass is the same
>>157397102NFL fans also can't handle casual bantz, lmao
>>157397161Can you guess which non-RB led the league in catch % last season?
>>157397120for you, I agree.
So let's say it's 3rd and 2. Are you going to call a weak ass screen behind the line of scrimmage with no blockers?
>>157397220yes because my QB is a yak babby and needs to pump those stats up
>>157397220no, I see where they have the most guys stacked up then try to run right through it
>>157397228Congratulations, you're smarter than 90% of coaches who call plays
>>157396349>Josh Allen>white>Dakota Rayne>black
4th and 2, tie game, do you go for it?
>>157397220Depends on where we are on the field. If we're at the 50 or in our territory, I might get a little cute because I'm probably just gonna go for it on 4th down anyways.
>>157397220I'm calling a play-action deep shot desu
>>157397278Where on the field?
>>157397220Depends on what the defense has been doing. Im a counter puncher i download you and respond accordingly. If youve been a blitz heavy groid ill screen u there
>>157397292Eh like their 40, not close but you could get the down
>>157397319How much time left?
>>157397300They can see a screen setup you know. It's like the most telegraphed play in the system
>>157397325Let's say 4th quarter 2 minute warning coming up
>>157397220Naked bootleg right>>157397278Yes and another naked bootleg right
>>157397343Kiwi, we're basically the same person
>>157397340A 57-yarder is make-able, but I think I'd go for the 1st. I'm going to assume I have all my timeouts, and I trust my defense.
>>157397343not working on modem day DE and OLBs im afraid.
>>157397364Sounds like a pretty exciting game we're making here
while your QB is stuck inside the gay blue cuck tent, mine is slangin that thang scoring touchdowns. Sucks to be you lol
>>157397333I would do a TE screen cause im that nigga
Jaxson, Can I? Just pardon my mannersBoy how you shake it got a nigga like (Oh!)It's a Kodak moment, let me go and get my cameraAll I wanna know is, Jaxson can I?
>>157397278Run up the middle
>>157397278Send it bro
>>157397459Nah they'd read that like a book and your TE would get knocked out
>>157397471This was probably the moment he knew he was getting fired
Who’s the Quarterback equivalent of having a HUGE cock while also having severe Erectile Dysfunction, essentially making him useless?
Caleb is about to scam the Burrs front office into giving him 65-70 million a year, which will also end any hope for title contention
>>157397494Bustin Turdbert has everything that makes a quarterback great except for a playoff win>>157397513Gary berries kek
>>157393607All >black qbmemes aside, I'm kinda with Cowherd on the "you want your best player to be a grownup" train. How many mature, intelligent, non-trashy people have you met who had poop dreads? Would you trust a surgeon with that haircut? An engineer? Shit, if a valet came up to me with that nappy shit I'd be hesitant to give them my keys. It's an unserious look favored mostly by ghetto trash. Why the fuck would you *want* to look like that if you're a highly paid professional? You can afford actual grooming now. Clean it the fuck up.And no, this is not racially exclusive. It goes for white guys, too. It's just that white guys get different meme haircuts. Garner Minshew and his porn stash or Ryan Fitzpatrick and his reddit beard always struck me as slightly unserious, b-tier at best guys. The real top tier qbs almost never do the extreme style edgelord / trailer park shit because they're mentally ahead of their peers. The real ones don't have mullets or cornrows or full sleeve tattoos (looking at, you, Dak). They look good but normal because beyond being presentable they don't care. They know they'll get noticed for their play so they don't plead for attention with their fucking hair. Never trust a grown-ass man with a teenager's haircut
>>157397513Gayleb making a ridiculous amount of money while producing no Rangz is very on brand for the Bears
NFL Team Locations ; >Oregon 0>Illinois 0 >Montana 0>Dakotas0>Virginias 0 >Iowa 0>Idaho 0 >New Mexico 0 >Nebraska, Kansas 0 >Indiana 2
>>157397340Punt. At that part of the field you're one just one bonehead flag away from them in FG position. Make them earn it the hard way.
>>157395461DOWN IN NEW AWLINS
>>157397552Huh?
He's still better than the sorry as TE that plays for (You)r favorite team
>>157397557Defense really has to hold up at 4th quarter to get the ball back or maybe get a pick.
>chorgers
>>157397575He’s not better than Tucker Kraft Loveland Bowers McBrideFannin KittleHe’s more in that Goedart/Jake Ferguson tier which is still top 15
>>157397604why are his teammates chasing after him?
I need more real(fake) football to develop hot takes on. You guys really should be tuning up for the regular season.
>>157397610This crazy thing called celebrating a flawless defensive play
>>157397615And this... requires you to try and sprint down a teammate who is running away from you?
>>157397620Your joke really isn't funny
Broncucks havent shown enough gratitude towards New England fans this offseason
>>157397625im not joking, and I am not longer asking.
>>157397628Well we really, really hate the Patriots if you haven't noticed the last 15+ years
>>157397575they should cut that db asap
>>157397628If Blo Dix doesn’t shatter his ankle vs Bills , he would’ve easily outperformed Frake Maye and would’ve put up an actual fight against the Shecocks in the owl
>>157397645And that DBs name? Trevon Diggs.True story.
>>157397652but blo dix did shatter his ankle and fake gaye did just enough to allow the Broncos to retain their dignity to not get blown out by the seacucks twice in the last 2 decades resulting in them holding sole possession of the most Super Bowl losses in NFL history
>>157397552Suffah Indiana taxpayer
>>157397661Even if Dicks shattered his ankle in the 1st half and The Bills win, I think the Bills would’ve ended up beating New England as well. It was very fortunate for the Pats. Still funny that Maye was in a Super Bowl before Allen or Lamar though
>>157397669It was always new England vs Seattle with Seattle winning for revenge over Carrolls final play and boosting the sale price while ending the darnold storyline
>>157396510I can't imagine being seriously emotionally invested in a sport where it's entirely possible for the best teams in the sport to play a full game+ overtime and still not be able to score so you have to resort to a series of point-blank tee shots and wait to see who chokes to decide a winner. It's like if the super bowl ended in a 6-6 tie so they ran 3 on 3 drills to decide who won. They stop playing the actual sport and decide the championship via minigame
>>157397494Anthony Richardson. Size and athleticism don't matter one fucking bit if you have no accuracy and get injured easily. Whatever physical ability he has is just a waste
>>157397700Football > Soccer as a spectator sport, however I think the Extra Time/Penalties is fine. 2 hours plus injury time should be more than enough to win the match if you’re attacking is generating enough decent opportunities. Penalties are great dramaThe OT rules in the NFL have always been shit. Maybe a Field Goal shootout isn’t such a bad idea for after an OT ends in a tie. It would only be once or twice a year.
>>157397494Burrow because he only gets up to play half the time
a special ed guy came in to my job earlier today wearing a rams jersey and I asked him how long he's been a fan, he tells me he's been a fan since they came back to L.A., I asked him why he doesn't root for the chargers and he straight up says 'you gotta be weta'ded to be a chag'es fan!' and we both laughed our asses off
>>157397792and then what happened?
>>157397794the guy bought his stuff and left
>>157397798what kind of stuff does a retarded Rams fan buy?
>>157397792>Rams fan Cool he’s one of us >Special EdDon’t careWhose jersey was he wearing? That’s what I care about
>>157397799I didn't see everything but I saw a bag of lays >>157397804a #30 gurley jersey
>>157397728>The OT rules in the NFL have always been shit.I think it's fine after they made regular season OT follow playoff rules where both teams get the ball, no idea why it was first to score a TD for so long
>>157397728I still say if it's tied at the end of overtime you go to sudden death with no offsides. I know the rule exists because they don't want goal camping resulting in cheesy low-effort goals but once you reach the point where neither team is likely to score again you just want *someone* to score a goal, so take the shackles off. If someone ends up scoring a "cheesy" goal, well, there's no goal more cheesy than a penalty kick. At least in the no offside scenario there's still actual defense being played and the ball can swing either way and someone has to make a pass or two before the shot is attempted. That's more like the normal game than just lining up to take turns kicking from point blank range while the other team sits and watches.
>>157397843>no idea why it was first to score a TD for so longI believe it was due to broadcasters wanting games to end in a timely manner for scheduling reasons. There used to e a lot of fuckery around that back in the day.See: The Heidi Game>https://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-100-greatest-games-no-41-jets-raiders-interrupted-in-the-heidi-game
>>157397857This but also adding extra possessions to OT just adds to the wear and tear and injury risk and both teams having a possession makes it more likely you play the entire OT. In general you don't want prolonged regular season games just for player health. That's why they only allow one overtime period and then call it a tie. Playing double or triple OT just to resolve a regular season game would be punitive to everyone involved
>>157397857My raiders won that game
>going into the blue tent in 43% of games he playsis he like legitimately disabled or something?
>>157397857>fuckeryThe network pays for the right to show the game, so they can "turn it off" whenever they want. Of course I want to see the game to it's conclusion, but a company paid billions for the product so they can do what they want with it
>>157397940Weak Mormon genes
>>157397940He just holds on to the ball half a second to long
why do people hate tua so much?
My Steelers :^°
>>157397978Mina-funded HIDF
>>157397978TUA BTFO
why is drake considered a bum but lamar is seen as a hall of famer?
>>157398091Both are memes
>>157394891Swap qbs and draft picks probably mahomes
>>157398091Lamar is just there for dark skins to hero worship so he'll get into the hall just for bring black
>colts signed Keenan AllenOk, why? He's bbq'd chikcen
>>157398186Pierce is hurt
>>157398091Because lameme is the greatest dual threat quarterback ever and the schedule is a schedule baby
>>157398205You'd think the greatest dual threat qb would have the most rushing tds or at least be in the top 10.
>>157398239lamar already has the most rushing yards by a qb (single season and career)
>>157398293>empty stat padding vs actual tuddies
>>157398336Lamar is used in designed runs to pickup yardage while the actual running backs are used to pound it into the endzone to reduce injury risk. You'd know that if you actually watched games
>>157398433aaaaaaand there it is
>>157397940
I was surprised and moved when the Kiwi said he now believes my Chiefs are winning the super bowl. It shows true character to be able to put his seethe to one side, and admit the truth like a man.
>>157397552>Iowa>NebraskaBecause that’s Chiefs territory>KansasNot so fast!
Shit teams
>>157398633Turn on your monitor
>>157393728Where tf are the Bronkeks? Hello hello, poverty franchise? Am I crazy or are they not even there?
>>157398686The russlel saga and everything after manning were really bad. Osweiler really fucked denver and thats whys out of the league
Sex. With the Chiefs wolf.
>>157398692I always liked the lobster. I think both he and the guy whose names started with T weren’t given enough time
>>157398686Bottom middle, dumbass
>>157398707Ahoy down there!! Hallooooo!
That’s pee btw
average Uncle Tomlin NBC Half-time show analysis:>ayo lamar needs to scramble some mo, all i'm finna say
>>1573987611. Don’t call him that.2. He doesn’t talk like that.
>>157398761>>ayo lamar needs to scramble some mo, He does though. Not having designed QB runs takes away a weapon from the offense
>>157398761Ayo look dog dis Jesse minion cat see he be trying to keep a brother down see he don't be likin when Lamar out there hitten em with the juke hitten em with the stick arm breakin ankles like AI full down glistenin in butter no what I'm saying no he be sayin Lamar hit the post right 30 80 with your no receivers or Lamar just stand in the pocket for 8 seconds with your no oline Lamar need to be like 'look here bitch' oh shit my bad we on tv 'look here ho, I'm tryin to win us the game why don't you shut up and sit down with your lanky white ass while I finna to go ahead an do that
>>157398832He wouldn’t say that.
>>157392884About this, yes. That's only as long as Minnesota gives him proper time to develop. He'll be an adequate mid-tier QB by the end of this year.
>>157398839>gives him proper time to developHe's going into year 3 and has only started 10 games
We scoring 40 a game nigga and that's on Talos
>>157398701Brock wouldve been set up with denver but he got greedy and went to the shitty ass texans so he could flame out with a team and coach not very good at continuing his development which he really needed
>>157398891He wouldn’t have done shit
>>157398907He would have been better than teddy "Denvers darkest day" Bridgewater
>>157398945Would you rather have Teddy or 9
>>157398832Throw in the standard is the standard and that sounds exactly like him
>>157398839>adequate mid-tier QB by the end of this year.By that we mean Zack Wilson?
lfg boys
>>157398975Ill take the dark knight
>Saints (10-7) @ Lions (L) @ Ravens (L) Vs Raiders (W) Vs Falcons (W) Vs Vikings (W) @ Giants (L) Vs Steelers (W) Vs Browns (W) Vs Panthers (W) @ Bears (L) @ Bengals (L) Vs Packers (W) @ Panthers (L) @ Buccaneers (W) Vs Cardinals (W) @ Falcons (L) Vs Buccaneers (W) >Panthers (7-10)Vs Bears (W) @ Falcons (L) @ Browns (W) Vs Lions (L) @ Eagles (L) Vs Buccaneers (W) @ Packers (L) Vs. Broncos (L) @ Saints (L) Vs Ravens (W) @ Buccaneers (L) @ Vikings (L) Vs Saints (W) Vs Bengals (L) @ Steelers (L)Vs Seahawks (W) Vs Falcons (W) >Falcons (8-9)@ Steelers (L) Vs. Panthers (W) @ Packers (L)@ Saints (L) Vs Ravens (W) Vs Bears (L) Vs Niners (L) @ Buccaneers (W) Vs Bengals (W) Vs Chiefs (L) @ Vikings (W) Vs Lions (L) @ Browns (W) @ Commanders (L) Vs Buccaneers (W) Vs Saints (W) @ Panthers (L) >Buccaneers (3-14) @ Bengals (L) Vs Browns (W) Vs Vikings (L) Vs Packers (L) @ Cowboys (L) Vs Steelers (W) @ Panthers (L) Vs Falcons (L) @ Bears (L) @ Lions (L) Vs Panthers (W)Vs Chargers (L) @ Ravens (L) Vs Saints (L) @ Falcons (L)Vs Rams (L) @ Saints (L)
Baking now, no one else do it
>>157399076>>157399076
>>157398091Lamar Sackson is a joke.Drakes a bit overrated but he's damn good for a rook and he doesn't cave to pressure on the field (IMHO he was very fucking lucky last season playoff w/ Texans that Stroud was totally unable to perform or handle the Patriots D pressure, Texans D was tearing Maye a new asshole)
>>157393096>black QBsWhen will they learn?
>>157393275That game was amazing
>>157396477Digits of truth.
