HEADLINESSource: Miller set to join Cowboys on 1-year dealSources: Cardinals RB Love has high ankle sprainVikings lose Adams for season due to knee injuryRetired Donald works out for Rams for 2nd timeColts asst. GM hints club will keep QB RichardsonKittle eyes return to practice, opener in AustraliaFormer Cowboys All-Pro guard Niland dies at 82Mariota has MCL sprain; Week 1 return expectedPrev >>157383918Go Rams!Thread Theme:https://youtube.com/watch?v=qGyhZ5ZW3Po&is=GOnmfl1BY7Qqg-Gl
>My Bronkekadoodledoos… already back in the basement…
Why are Americans so performative
>>157388322Reminder Youngcuck Lakeshow is a selfhating Mexican that was raped by cholos
>>157388348mind your own business beaner
>>157388362NFL is MY business chicaner
>>157388408your a hotel desk clerk lil bro dont get uppity
I need the company of a handsome woman
>>157388418>yourCome again ESL chicaner
>>157388426With or without the penis?
My emo ravens! <3
>>157388426got a hankering after meeting some new orleans nigresses?
>>157388322Shit thread Shit teamShit OP
>>157388428oof, he didnt like that one... hit close to home?
>>157388432A hankering for what? Better cages at zoos?
>the more accurate score based on the yardage stats
>>157388447Slow night at the Taco Bell shift I see
>>157388431>emoIt's called scene and you missed out.
>>157388462No it's not and you're gay
>>157388462Nta but the Fueled by Ramen era was peak
I own 6 Taco Bell franchises and spend the money on rental Lambos and high end prostitutes. I would be the richest person in certain countries south of the mexican line
>dem söis signed the ancient husk of Von miller looks like jerruh lost the crosby sweepstakes and is doing one of the patented consolation prize moves he does when he doesnt get what he wants kek
Bills bros we have finally made it, everyone hates us now :)
>>157388503Jets being worst because of a draw is so funny
>von millerHOL UP HOL UP
>>157388503I was perfectly fine with the Bills until you frontrunning fucks kept insisting my team should actually be called the New Jersey Giants when East Rutherford is closer to Times Square than Orchard Park is to downtown Buffalo
there's gonna be an entire stretch of busts here and Simpson won't be one of them
>>157388514kek, the entire country was saying that. jest and gnats are new jersey teams.
>>157388503Wow what an excellent record. How many owl appearances?
>>157388522>how do greater metropolitan areas workRetard
>>157388514That was NYC trying to distance themselves from you.
>>157388514
Leave the Browns to me
>>157388538The jags should lean more into the black and khaki. The teal should be accent only to make it pop
>sign legendary pass rusher>hurts still can't throw for shit>Daniels preoccupied with fucking his mom>gints are retards all around
>>157388503Why do the Bills, Chiefs and 49ers have more total games?
>>157388538browns might lose on an empty field
Why are Eagles fans still trying to meme that Squirts is an elite QB? It's not like Seahawks fans aren't trying to pretend that Darnold is more than he is
>>157388471
>>157388557*are trying
>>157388557Because we know it makes your lonely ass angry every time. Glad it's working :-)
>>157388551They don’t, Bronkek intellectual. Everyone has 85
>>157388557Outdueled Stafford and won an Owl, what's to pretend? >Darnold got 4k passing and Gayleb didn'tSeriously is something in the water there?
I am filled with an inescapable sense of pervading dread and hopelessness whenever I consider that my Chiefs are going to be slaughtered and humiliated by the Denver Broncos in just a few short weeks :/
Hi i come from the future its the broncos cowboys rodeo bowl to end the year of the horse season
>>157388581>outdueld staffordwrong
>>157388580Not the bungles.
>>157388581Hurts had as much to do as beating the Rams in that playoff game as I did.
>>157388586eeeeeerrrrrmmm
>>157388580TIL 60+24=85
>>157388588Good catch. Bengals and Bills both have 84, it’s probably the Damar Hamlin game
>>157388589Too bad English beat the fuck out of you dummy.
>>157388594>Heh TODAY I LEARNEDYes good job there are two exceptions to the rule, you really showed me epic bacon reddit intellectual. This is your peak. Can you feel it?
>>157388600I thought you were talking about the 2024 playoffs for a second and not last year's NFCCG. My bad
>>157388607you said everyone tho
>>157388591I just rewatched the bussy highlights. Such a fun game. I forgot neither team even scored in the 4th quarter.
>>157388614Yes, everyone. That would include the Bills and Bengals, if one of their games wasn’t canceled. The number of regular season games is the same for everyone. Yep! And I was responding to someone, probably even your own dumbass, who thought the Bills had MORE, not less, which is your new disphit pivot
>>157388625Take the L
Cowboys are lowkey loaded
>>157388608I'm an Eagles fan. I was just messing with you.
>>157388625so everyone doesnt have 85, so you were wrong
>>157388625>if you ignore the things I was wrong about I was right.You are very smart
>>157388640You will definitely tell yourself that and never have an epiphany about yourself even if you walk into a wall
>>157388640Actually the stupid people are the ones that pointed out that I was wrong.
>>157388649I wasn’t wrong retard. The person claimed Bills, Chiefs, and 49ers had a different amount of games. That was incorrect. Everyone played the same amount of games, which is 85. The only two exceptions in all of the 32 teams had exactly one game canceled of their 85. They were still supposed to play 85. You are taking the retard’s side because you yourself are retarded and take solace in numbers.
Here's your Owl by the way
Is a bot making the NFL schedule now? No way a person gives a team this Week 3-12 stretch.
>>157388662owl, maybesuper bowl, hell no
>>157388662>RamsKek no I'm gonna have to go with a serious NFC powerhouse (Detroit Wions)
>>157388662Isn’t it funny that all it took to know you’re a Bronkek was for someone to be literally retarded?You’re not even gonna have a winning record btw
>>157388667>ChorgersIt makes zero difference in the end
>Schefter] Cardinals rookie running back Jeremiyah Love is dealing with a high ankle sprain, per sources. It makes it unlikely that Love plays again this preseason, with the team hoping he can return for the Sept. 13 regular-season opener vs the ChargersThis some bust type paper skin glass bones shieeettt
>>157388658You may not have been wrong, but getting coaxed into a melty like this still means you lost. Sorry, bro.
>>157388687Anime faggots are the worst
>>157388658>Everyone played the same amount of games, which is 85. The only two exceptions
>>157388694NO EXCEPTIONS REEEEE E85 85 85 THEY ALL PLAYED 85
>>157388691>BTFOing me means you lost, actually!>Y-you lose because you care, whereas I’m too cool to care, and won!Fraid not. Don’t be a noxious mix of both obnoxious and retarded and people won’t respond to you with such scorn
>>157388687The new ncaa is so garbage and lax that its rookies get heemed constantly by the roidfreak nfl players
>>157388694You are so impossibly fucking retarded, it’s insane that people as unevolved as you still walk among us.The amount of regular season games played is the same for everyone. Including the Bills and Bengals. However, one of their games was canceled. That does not mean everyone did not play 85 games anymore. They still had the same total number of games. But one was canceled. Yes, this is called an exception. It’s true. It’s extremely complicated for someone as stupid as you in the first place, let alone when your ass is hurting because you found out you’re literally retarded so now you’re being obtuse and refusing to let even the slim glimmer of light into your brain that barely made it before.
>>157388720Who raped you?
This nigga is mad lmao
It’s no wonder you people are wrong every season about my Chiefs, you have the brains of elementary schoolers > >>157388694You are so impossibly fucking retarded, it’s insane that people as unevolved as you still walk among us.>ERM why come the Bills, Chiefs and 49ers played more games den everyone else? Oh everyone played 85 games, except the Bills and Bengals who played less? I won!>Also, da best quarterback in da league is missing da playoffs!
May based TLaw watch over and protect you in your sleep tonight
>>157388750I didn’t mean to copy and paste that ^ into that post but it always bears repeating so it’s fine
>>157388705I'm not even the person you're arguing with, anon. You are very clearly angry because of some bullshit on 4chan. Ya lost. Sorry.
>>157388763This meme that if you “care” you “lose” only exists in the coping minds of retards like you, it has no basis in any logic.
>>157388667Chorgers will go 8-3 in that stretch.
I just had an amazing pulled pork sandwich, I can't believe that I just read some retard try to jew his way out of being wrong about all teams playing 85 games for the last hour. Im going to bed, I hope there is a new thread in the morning and this retarded (probably a nigger/jew) kills themself.
>>157388775The only way you can survive without killing yourself is being this unironically delusional and too stupid to see how stupid you are
>>157388586Pro tip: if you got outscored you lost the duel
I'll give you 85 games of hide the sausage
>>157388754They should use more color in the black jerseys
I just had an amazing pulled bussy sandwich
Tlawwww
>>157388754>>157388792Why do NFL teams always mindfuck themselves out of the obvious primary uniform option?
>>157388775They all played 85 games. They didn't all complete 85 games so as to result in a W-L-T tally.
Ya seethe?
>>157388754>>157388792teal and gold are just ugly. they will never have good looking uniforms as long a they keep those weird colors.
>>157388662Rams won't get past Seattle or 49ers (if they make it)Broncos won't get past the wildcard
why hasnt aaron donald committed to returning despite teasing it like he wants to but hasnt said a word to mcvay who couldve thrown him into a preseason game for a play or two to test him out
>>157388832Zamn look at bussy hurts go!
this retarded nigger is still going on about the 85 games
>>157388841He knows the rasm will choke again
>>157388841He probably doesn't wanna play in the preseason
>>157388841He doesnt want to do training camp
>>157388851No, I’m not actually, you’re just a fucking dumbass that more than one person has something to say about it
Imagine the seethe if Aaron pulls a power move and signs with the 49ers or seacocks..or if he decides fuck it and signs with Cleveland
>>157388869The Rams still have his rights. He can't do that.
>>157388876That's why I said power move
Fuck every team that isn't the raiders
>>157388886*Except the Chiefs, I forgot to add
>>157388886What's up, Ernesto?
>>157388888Damn it>>157388887nice try, faggot
>>157388820Owners bad taste
>>157388841It's a stunt for a podcast.
>>157388946I hope he gets it twice in a row I don't care for him.
Dem Boyz STACKED. >we winnin da divvy
Does Von Miller really need more money? Just move to Texas nigga, you don't have to keep playing anymore
How the fuck are the Cowboys paying all these people?
>>157388982Jerruh is a very, very wealthy man
>>157388720>That does not mean everyone did not play 85 games anymore
>>157388551>BillsThe Bills (and the Bengals) have one less game (not more) because of the Hamlin game>Chiefs and 49ersThey have the same number as everyone else, I don't know what you're seeing.
>>157388997I more so mean in capspace
>>157389031The cap is fake
>>157388720So they didn't play 85 games because they didn't actually PLAY that many? It seems like you just admitted defeat
>>157389031They have almost another $20 million to spend. They'll be fine
I really dont think any of you are truly prepared for how awful the jest are going to be this year.
>>157388720Yet another statmutt melty. Sad!
>>157389049people crap on the browns (and rightfully so) but at least their field doesnt claim player ligaments like an ancient aztec deity
So anyway85 > 84
>>157389049>jest being terrible Why would that ever be shocking?
>>157389079nta but this jest roster is probably the worst on paper team since the 2016 clowns
my cowbies
>>157389031Jerry figured out what teams like rams and eagles figured out about the cap. also this money we have now to make these moves was the money would have given to parsons
>>157389085My brother in Christ, have you seen the Titans’ roster?
I can't wrap my head around why someone would argue that the Patriots aren't winning the AFC East>They had an easy scheduleAnd? They beat the Texans (Twice) and Falcons which the Bills didn't. They split with the Bills so at best you can say the two teams are about as good as one another. We all know the Patriots would have lost to a fully healthy Broncos, but the Bills did too.But the Bills fired a coach with a very consistent winning record on a whim and lost a ton of talent from their 53. Meanwhile the Patriots loaded up on WRs and drafted in O Line, their main area of need.What in the world has Buffalo done since February that has anyone feeling they're going to be better than the Patriots were last year, and more importantly, better than the Patriots will be this year?
The Cowboys deserve shit for a lot of GM stuff but the Parsons trade was unambiguously the right move he was way too expensive for a perpetually injured playerHe's no Myles Garrett
Any1 wanna have sex with me irl?
>>157389111No thank you
>>157389108People’s minds have been tainted by the NBAification of the NFL and really think Josh Allen can carry an entire team.
>>157389098Okay so I looked it up and Gary is making just shy of 6 mil instead of 19, and Clark is making 12 instead of like the 20+. Whoever your cap guy is made those numbers dance
>>157389108Super Bowl hangover, coach's offseason drama, starting the season against the Seahawks.The 2023 Eagles were a better team on paper than these Patriots and look what happened to them.
>>157389117Please?
>>157389101tits hypothetically have a #1 pick QB and a top 3 pick wr on the team that QB being the least talented #1 pick in over a generation not withstanding
My team
>>157389110yeah its starting to become the majority opinion tha jerruh won the trade kenny clark, quinnen Williams and a 1st rounder will always be worth more than an off ball linebacker unless its literally lawrence taylor
>>157388673>detoilet>powerhouse
>>157389120Josh Allen hasn't been able to carry a team even once his entire career is about losing
>>157389110Reminder that the majority of posters thought Jerry was an idiot for making the trade and they should feel bad and stop posting forever.
>>157389120I thought "NBAification" means that the NFL values 1v1 matchups so much that actual teamwork is dumbed down for certain players to be able to perform.
>>157389151Most people were clowning on them because they were surrendering right before the season started. And they were.
>>157389124The Seahawks week 1 is rough yeah, I was expecting Bills or BroncosThat said the 24 Patriots beat the Bengals week 1 and the 25 Patriots lost to the Raiders week 1. So who the hell knows
>>157389108>>157389120it has less to do with the bills being good and "contenders" (they aren't) and more so that anyone with a brain can see the massive incoming regression for new england
>>157389120Trash Allen was the reason his team lost to the Broncos.
>>157389158I would consider it more of a marketing thing, the quarterback is treated as the team even when you have guys like Darnold and Hurts who are just there to do their jobs and aren't winning the game
>>157389159How was Jerry giving up by making the right choice?
>>157389110Dem Boyz are going on a run this year theyre the best team in the nfc on paper. Offense is elite. Defense is now going to be pretty damn good with all the new pieces. Seattle got worse. Niggles got worse. Rams puka situation will hurt them and Garrett is old coming off a sack record where he was playing with a legit defense and not LAs merc squad. It will be lions cowboys gor the nfccg
>>157389151They still let a top 3 edge rusher they drafted walk out the door. If their defense rebounds and they finish in like the top 16 I can see the argument for Jerry winning, but until then it's all just hypothetical
>>157389166The regression police are coming for the Bills too then because they have a harder schedule this year and benefited from a piss easy schedule last yearWho would rather face the Rams and Ravens than Seahawks and Steelers?
>>157389151Hell no, I am a Cowboys fan. I won't give Jerry shit. This whole "who won the trade?" question is retarded. You know how we find out who won the trade and was a smart move from jerry? MAKE THE FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!
>>157389175Lions aren't even making the playoffs but I agree with the restI would argue Rams are the best 53 but I agree that team isn't going to look as good in JanuaryI would say Rams Bears is my NFCG
>>157389181Regression what
who says no?
>>157389175>CeeDee Lamb drops the pass on 4th and 8 and cowboys lose in your path
>>157389174The Cowboys got worse and nothing they got was going to make them a better team in 2025 than if they just kept Micah Parsons. The trade looks better as you consider seasons after 2025 but they were conceding on that season right before it started so it was funny to clown on them for that.
>>157389197Everyone
>>157389202They wont go to TV donkey theyll go to Pickens
reminder: the broncos are rhe ONLY nfl team that CANONICALLY exists in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
>>157389197Raiders would never unless Bengals give them a 2nd
>be Arizona Cardinals fan>watch your first 4 rounds of rookies get injured half of which were season enderskek
Maxx won't go for less than2 1sts3 2ndsOL/CB
>>157389224>>157389214i mean why not though seems pretty fair to me
>>157389224its overnobody is trading for him anymoreYou had your one shot with the gayvensits overRaidiggers bottom of div
>>157389175>theyre the best team in the nfc on paperThe Rams, Seahawks, Vikings, Bears, Eagles and 49ers are all better on paper than these Cowboys.>Rams puka situation will hurt them and Garrett is oldThis stuff is all off paper. Do you know what "on paper" means? It means taking them as they're presented. Puka and Garrett are presented as game changers on paper. It being on paper is why reality might be different. Once you start factoring other stuff in it's no longer on paper.
>>157389229Ravens bitched out
>>157389197Joe Burrow will not consent to giving away his College crutchonly one NFL QB in HISTORY people call a "future HoFER" has had a WR1 connection go unbroken from College into the NFLand its Burrow to Chase. 100% of Joe Burrows Legacy is throwing to Ja'Maar Chase.He'd never okay it
Who will get the honor of knocking Herbert out of the playoffs in the wildcard round this year?
>>157389206>Pickens punches a CB for no reason and gets a 3 game suspension and Dallas loses three games in a row to end the season and miss the wildcard in your path
>>157389229>chorgers
jack reacher hates eagles fans
>>157389242Whoever the 2 seed is. Hopefully it's the Donkeys
so are the niners still injured?
>>157389237He's got half a season in the tank and they realized it before it was too late.
>>157389283Or their owner had post-nut clarity realized he could sign a slightly worse player but way cheaper
>>157389237Sorry he wasn't healthy enough to meet the standards of a non poverty franchise :)
>>157389240joey buttpussy is getting traded to LA at the end of this season after stafford retires anyway
>>157389233Puka is antisemitic so hes being put through a humiliation ritual
There is nothing in the NFL rulebook which prohibits the home team from shooting down the away team's plane as it enters the city, yet no coach has ever even attempted this tactic. This league has been facing an innovation crisis since its very inception.
>>157389298>Ravens>non-povertyOh the irony and Trey is older and injury prone
Max wanted to be in Baltimore so bad kek
>>157389283must be why they signed the older guy whos consistently missing games due to injury every season oh wait
>157389316>no source or proofdumb canajeet
1 for 1 trade between Bosa and Crosby, who says no?
>>157389335The Raiders. Bosa is older and one of the reasons they're willing to move off Crosby if the price is right is because they're building for a window that opens next year.
>>157389175>least delusional Cowboys fan
>>157389335the whole premise of moving off crosby is hes not on mendozas timeline and shedding his contract+assets acquired in a trade are worth more than keeping him around this would make no sense
>>157389335Bosa plays like 5 games a season max
>>157389335Why would the Raiders trade for an older more injury prone player?
>Jewka NaJewaBased.
>>157389360They should make him kiss the wall
Maxx Crosby is a ticking time bombno good quality GM would ever trade for himif it happens you know your GM is either on the hot seat or has the initials JJ
>heard you talkin shit about dem boyz
>>157389372theyre gonna make him get the dubai chocolate treatment in penance
>>157389372He would just bite the shit out of anyone who tries to make him
WE DEM BOYZ
>>157389336Sounds like a win-win to me
>NFC East?Rolled up>Dem Boys?Hol up
>>157389218God hates the Tardinals
>>157389400Rent free
yup, we Hol up Hol up, we dem boy's again
Which team has had their bussy blown out the most by injuries?
AYO*loses wildcard*YOU*chokes to green bayBE*trades a star away*SAYIN*signs some pissed off ticking timebombDAT*dak*WE*loses a teamfight in practice*DEM*signs 78 year old ex-star*BOYZ*cries into cowboys Superbowl VCR tape*
>>157389528>trades a star awayWe did? When?
>retards hyping up the Giants when they lost Dexter Lawrence, hired John Harbaugh and then let him hire Matt Nagy and Greg Roman to run the offense
>>157389535Micah Parsons, Herschel Walker, Witten I think, T.O., they have a history of letting good players go kek
>>157389520Panthers Cardinals 49ersRedskins haven't had too many but losing Laremy Tunsil is probably the biggest name that's landed on bussy IR the last few weeks
>>157389555>Micah ParsonsLocker room cancer, picks were more valuable>Herschel WalkerLiterally built a dynasty off of that trade>WittenWasn't traded. Was also washed.>TOAlso wasn't traded. Damaged goods anyway.
>>157389181they have a least 6 free wins there from teams that can't even hope to hang with a healthy allen/cook combo. practically a 10+ win team with another average defense.if they have regression it'd be from not running game clock super hard like mcd liked to. probably my biggest worry with them is brady trying to prove something and running them into injuries trying to be the greatest show on turf.
>>157389520Nanners in that one game where they ran out of quarterbacks
>>157389559Chris Canty got let go, Charles Haley, Deion, Roy Williams, DeMarcus Ware, DeMarcus Lawrence, Tyron Smith, it doesn't count but Emmitt going to Arizona kek, there's more but I need to look it up
Where my oldfags at?
Miller as a situational piece on passing downs is completely valid to spend money on, it's not a big contract and he did have 9 sacks last year. He's one of those weird freaks who's aged really welly despite playing a rough position. I'm okay with this signing.
>>157389581>trade>post list of guys we did not trade but let free agency take them wow anon, its like a thing that happens to most nfl teams..happens to Dem Boys as well lol
>>157389600Shoulda traded for Maxx when you had the chance
>>157389610I said "got let go" anon
>>157389594this shit hole hasn't been fun since 2012 yet here I still am
>>157389611we will when its a few days before the trade deadline and the raiders are 2-8. they will be looking for a trade then.
You've still got like 15-18M. Just say fuck it and go full send Jerry
how did madden capture blo's essence so perfectly?
Only black dudes can rock the bald look, timmies and juans just look stupid>w-w-what about bikersyou look like you have cancer and are trying to use the motorcycle to look tough but ended up looking gay >w-w-w-what about gangbangersyou like the guy that gets oneshot and gets his pockets ran and pissed on trying to be tough
>>157389620>*trades a star away*ok, also not a get every team does this retard.
Yeh hey so basically I won a Super Bowl and you all can suck it.
>>157389637Perfection
>>157389641Are you bald Anon?It's okay, just wear a hat
Reminder : don’t fuck around with Pedosknee
>>157389648doesn't count unless you win super bowl MVP
>also not a get every Uh oh cowgirl meltie
>>157389594based
>>157389656>screenshotting a tripfag>talking about a tripfag>talking about a screenshot of a tripfag that isn't even in the thread right nowyou need professional psychiatric care, anon
>>157389656The chargers? raping Youngbitch in the sweltering hot summer of '92
>>157389659
>>157389656That's legit badass especially because he was defending his """"""wife"""""" who exists and is a female woman
bros, i have successfully infiltrated the ravens' WhatsApp group
>>157389669>defending a literal pedophile on an anonymous site Who are you, a Republican Senator?
>>157389698Imagine the beating their wives get everytime Lamar chokes in the playoffs.
white people are fucking weird
>>157389686But enough about Rodgers
>we've unfucked our special teams you're in trouble now
Anything worth looking forward to in "week 3" of the preseason? Nothing about this looks noteworthy. Maybe Mendoza having to play against the Texans backups, that's it
>>157389755It's always fun to watch the browns clown-show
>>157389698Why would they pick the team from a city that created the national anthem while kicking their ass for a second time? It doesn't get more cucked than that
>>157389755Eagles-Patriots will probably inspire some funny overreactions no matter what happens.
>>157389600he should be decent value but he hasn't played a rough position in years. mostly passing downs and lots of outside rushes. the only people playing softer football are the kicking operators.
Which era was your childhood here /nfl/?
Take notes on which anons are rating the Broncos, let alone as SUPER BOWL CONTENDERS, before the season starts. And then never read what they have to say again.
>>157389637His transition from Bo Nix to Bix Nood is nearly complete
>>157390264prefer not to say
>>157390264wouldn't you like to know
>>157388841He doesn't actually want to return
>>157389108
The Falcons should give up a first for Brandon Aiyuk.
>>157390674Yeah so it's clear you've never played Retro Bowl. Toxic players aren't worth it.
What are some takeaways from your team in preseason?I think our RB depth might be really good, all the guys showed promise. Our D-line depth got manhandled by Miami's starters though, need to see them play better. I really want to see Stevens have chances to kick. That kid has elite potential.
>>157390684They should do it anyway.
>>157390686Stribling might be a future number 1 receiver.
Cam Ward looks more like a running back to me
>>157390686We are going to be unstoppable. Our pass game is deep with Rashee Rice, Xavier Worthy and now the addition of Cyrus Allen who might steal WR1 before the season is over, our running game is going to be one of the most elite in the league, and our defense is going to rape after this recent draft and bringing back Sneed. I think people will be really surprised
>>157388841he's a shell of his former self
>>157390704>>157390728Good thing they're going to be playing against back ups every week of the regular season, right?
Cowboy pacos are becoming uncomfortable with the “Am*rica’s Team” label. Is it time to rebrand?
>>157390728Cyrus might be good, but he will be injury-prone
Hey Cowboys, are you ready for your opening day Beatdown?
>>157390810are you ready for dart's date with the medical tent?
>>157390880It's not 2008 anymore, dad. You don't have to record your TV from your camcorder
>>157390880This boomer holding up his ipad to record the television
Some teams have only played 84 games since 2021
>>157391139Still haven’t come to grips with your retardation so now you think you’re “trolling” and it’s all a big joke. No buddy, you are actually retarded, and you have no basis your cope le trollface
Reminder that the preseason extends to at least week 4-5. Thats when the actual starters have settled in and teams have begun to gather tape on what schemes each other are runningAnyone declaring major predictions before this mark will officially be labelled a cazzieYouve been warned
Tell Damar Hamlin they didn’t play 85 games, I’m sure he would have liked the time he spent on the field in the game that didn’t happen back R E T A R D
>>157390697Coward.
>>157391198It’s more like week 3, weeks 4 and 5 are too long. If you lose four or five games your season is pretty much over.But every season we’ve seen teams look really hot in the first couple weeks, like when the Saints were “best team in the world???” a few years ago, and then they flame out. I’m assuming you’re pre-coping because you know the Bronkeks will be starting somewhere between 0-4 and 0-6, but it’s really truly over for them, soz.
>And Drake Maye has fired another Laser to AJ Brown for a TouchdownGet used to that, /nfl/.
>>157391236We don’t talk about ringless QBs around here
>>157391204admittedly I'm more of a /hoc/ guy, and we don't sign our posts there, so is it custom to sign our posts here? C R A I G
>>157391262Josh Allen bros... first the black baby, now this.
Is it ok to choose a team based on their mascot? Do all teams have mascots?
>>157391268Didn't laugh. Also you have a boomer name.
>>157391283Sure. And yes
Moron is still here, must be a loser reddit mod. Bills and Bengals only played 84 games.
>>157391283Perfectly fine. May I present Pat Patriot.
>>157391314Is that you in the middle?
>>157391299>Also you have a boomer namewell beg my pardon d'queef polymarket
>>157391323Sure.
>>157391324My name is Oisín
you have been warned /nfl/
>>157391331Hell yeah
>>157391342>coach says team is trying to winwhoa
>>157391342Such lofty goals should not be built upon weak foundations.
uh, based?
>>1573913428-9
>>157391307>>157391314What’s the mascot for teams like the Jets or the Giants? Packers?
I just watched two grandpa's beat the shit out of eachother behind a Starbucks
>>157391395Apparently those teams don't have one which I didn't know, I thought all teams did
>>157391348>weak foundationsTop 5 defense, top 5 o line, most clutch qb in nfl history?
aka, no one wants this nigga
>>157391413>Top 5 defenseMany such cases>top 5 o lineYou're stretching>most clutch qb in nfl historyNo offense
>>157391398Me too Also the chargers
>>157391429That one's not surprising, they don't even have their own stadium. They rent one from the Rams!Kek!
Deshaun Watson outplayed Shedeur SandersJaxson Dart delivered a jump pass for a 15-yard touchdown
>>157391425>No offenseNone taken
>>157391451Oh no. I knew you were going to struggle to read that Bronkekadoodledoo, I should have specified "(in football terms)". I'm sorry that I failed you Bronkydoodledandy, I'll be more considerate in the future. I can and will do better
Why are Chief faggots so bratty
>>157391429Ahem
>>157391485>ChiefIt's plural, Bronk. You know, like a team of "Chiefs"? That's the ideaWhen you do the captcha here do you ever strain so hard you shit yourself?
>>157391441>look it up>the chargers actually pay rent to the rams
>>157391495Fraid so
>>157391342If only every team tried to win the Super Bowl every year.
I'm a fan of one of the quiet teams. One of the teams that never gets posted about.
>>157391511Titans?
I think Im gonna make a pulled pork omelette with jalapenos and onion.
>Back to back ram threadsinnit a little too early in the season for this?
Rams cheated.
>>157391376>>157391470I want to fuck this wolf
>when your wife's date ordered too much pizza so she's bringing home a doggy bag just in time for the Cowboys game
>>157391556NOT FOR SEX. GO AWAY
>>157391571The second gayest man to ever wear a zeke Elliot jersey
>>157391578I don't think Wolves understand consent.
>>157390880Nice blitz pick up kek
>>157391537Remember the NFC Championship game?
Chiefs are going to the playoffs playoffsSuperbowlwinning the superbowldynasty 2
>>157391652He's the best runningback in the league
Should I go to the Bills Browns joint practice?
>>157391703Sure, why not. What's the worst that could happen?
J E T SJETS JETS JETS
>>157391598Damn…
>>157391578>NOT FOR SEXIsn’t that MY decision?
>>157391747Hutzheplxitchitixkthitxli The Devourer demands more ligaments
>>157391744I'd have to walk up stairs to get outside.
>>157391491>forgetting about Bolt ManTruly we are lost
>>157391598lol
Does the league decide which teams are paired up for preseason/joint practice scheduling or do they just call each other up
>>157391881The first 2 weeks are games from last year
>>157391881Listening to some of them talk it sounds they have some input. Usually it seems like it's based on geography, who's close by. I know the Lions used to play the Browns in week 4 of pre season and they called it the Lake Erie classic or something. Cleveland is like 4 hours from Detroit. Detroit is like 2-3 hours from Cincinnati and they just played. Cleveland is like 5-6 hours from Chicago and they just played. I think the Lions played the Colts that season they were on hard knocks, that's gotta be less than 4 hours. I think they normally play or if it's not lions/colts it's lions/steelers.I think they can leverage teams they want especially if the other teams on board but then the league will have to step and pair some teams up like they're standing alone at the dance. If you want to see how good your team is you probably don't want them playing the Jets.
it feels good to be a packer
>>157391881It’s optional and it’s arranged between the two teams usually on the week leading up to their preseason game
Yikes
>>157390880kwab
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>157391954The packers should hurry up and develop their current quarterback
>>157391423I remember reading stories how he was staying behind and sweeping floors or some shit when he first got there and i thought to myself this nigga is sucking up really fast he must be really shit
>>157391881Well the thing is do you want to practice with a team that fucking hates your team or a team with a friendly rivalry?
>>157392017you don't know ball
>>157391981>>157392012This is just embarrassing for the db
>>157392076Smart move not throwing in Surtain's vicinity. The Packers still lost that game
>>157392088>>157392076now show the one where the Bears scored 25 points in the 4th quarter because Manlove couldn't do shit
>>157391578You're going to get buttfucked
49ers and raiders used to play each other in preseason every year, but fans kept murdering each other. It was called Battle of the Bay
>>157392098surely that means caleb went on to win the next game and not throwing an awful season ending interception
>>157392066>PFF>EPAKYS
The Chiefs’ first-round corner is going to get so many penalties lmao
>>157392098Jordan Love does not play defense
>>157392145He plays very sparing offense from what I can tell.
>>157392145He best defense is a good offense and you’re right, he doesn’t play that
>>157392135To be expected for a rookie who's going to be asked to play a lot of man
>>157388886My Chargies making Raidsissies seethe!
Anyway, the Bears still suck
>>157392170We back!
>>157392175So cringe you knocked the site offline
>>157391533It's a little bit encouraging that you didn't guess my team.
Puka got drunk and crashed his head face first into the Dells, he should face an additional game suspension for knocking the site offline.
What happened this time
Don't tell anyone I shared it with you guys but this is how it's gonna shake out
>>157392232This checks out.
>>157391511Cards or Jags?>>157392207Brazil found the UFO It was actually maintenance
>>157392207AIDS
>>157392201Ironically knocking out 4chan is the most antisemitic thing he's done so far, what's Mossad supposed to do without the printing press in their propaganda machine, unironicallyAll of pukas anti semitism comes from kroeneke hating robert kraft for beating him twice in the superbowl
>>157392232The hell kind of name is "tress" or "dak"
>>157392207poochie nukie got sick of hiroshimoots gooky bullshit and did a macho man elbow drop on the gateway nomad that keeps this shithole running.
>>157392295Dak is short for Rayne Dakota Prescott. Tress is short for nobody knows any punters by name so who cares?
>>157388838Ah, it's this post again. Same as last years.
>>157392295dis nigga don't be knowin rayne dakota prescott. smdhfamalam
>>157392317But it was true.
>>157392316>>157392323The hell kind of name is "rayne dakota"
>>157389212Holy fucking based
I woke up feeling dangerous this morning
>>157392347mods
>>157392304You would think Puka would be a fan of Hiroyuki and 2ch since they're both aligned with anime and other things.
new ann michael maye just dropped
That was a pain in my bussy
>thread quality dies instantly I blame herbert
>>157392365>Ann getting progressively redder with each vidMy sexy little tomatoe
>>157392380>dak gets brought up >thread turns into the post salary cap post season cowboysReally winds the mind
Annnnnd thread is unrecoverable
Site feels broken rn
>>157392192Chargies making the site have a meltyKEK!
>>157392431I decided to go gay today, we can talk about that.
>>157392438>so used to negativity and ineptitude he thinks it's good What 63 points does to a MF
>>157392437i uploaded a 20 petabyte image of jennys cooch srry guys
>>157392453More like pedobyte you fucking faggot
>>157392438That horse looks more like a dragon or a griffin
>>157392460Cry moar
James Cook #20 of the NFLs Top 100
>>157392413Nah
>>157392476But I thought Allen didn’t have enough help
>>157392476lies, Josh has no hrlp
>>157392438>>157392464why do you assume it's supposed ti be a horse? Chargers have nothing to do with horses.
>>157392489Charger is a horse you fool
>>157392495Was, now it's a social media team
>>157392495They're named after women using credit cards
>>157392413Neck yourself, ban evading pedo
The chargers are that kid that tries to kick the ball and misses, trips and falls
>>157392478who’s stopping moss, megatron and Larry fitz with Marino throwing to them
>>157392522Me.
>>157392522Idk, pick and choose the best guys between the 13 seahawks and 15 broncos. The all time sb offense would be good too
>>157392522Ryback
>>157392518that's the jets, the chargers are the kid that brought the ball but shit himself trying to kick and is too embarrassed to go to the bathroom and change
>>157392518You ever hear, "if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?" Chargers are the sound it makes.
>>157392201>blood at a 'party' hosted by a Deep State Jew promoting GamblingEpstein 2.0 is well into operation. He had to atone for the hand gestures.>>157392207Someone posted a vidya from the Abraham.
The chargers are the reason people say not piss into the wind
>>157390979This is totally on Dart. He saw blitz and ran a drop back slow developing play anyway. He's either arrogant and stupid or just stupid. Quick throw or run there Dart and you won't be wondering why you woke up in the blue tent again.
The chargers are why the NFL invented blackout rules
The Chargers are still in the league?
Raidsissies and Broncuks and Queefies Seething at my Chargies!
Imagine thinking anyone seething at the fucking Chargers lmao. Even teams like the Falcons and Jags cause more seethe.
>>157391511>>157391533would've been my guess. only team I always forget even exists.
>>157392542Both of those teams lost against regular teams during the season >>157392543>>157392533shut up im serious
>>157392579What in the name of the NCAA are those uniforms? Did they steal them from the Boise Technical Institute or something?
>>157392579If by seething, you mean 'laugh our asses off at' then yes Oh, looks like you've been broken into not using your favorite insult for the raiders too
>>157392543>Rybitch's press coverage
>>157392522Deion Sanders, Darrelle Revis, Ronde Barber in the slot, Ed Reed, Troy Polomalu.
>>157392613>your>twiceBoiling mad
LOOK OUT, CHARGERSISSY IS SEETHING, KEK
>>157392617thats why i said its a good conversation Revis, and barber were getting lit tf up by moss back in the day, same with reed and polamalu with megatron instance
>>157392635>>157392591>>157392577>>157392575>>157392560>>157392518OBSESSED! BUTTHURT! KEK!AND REPORTED ME TO THE MODS TOO LMAO!
>>157392617Darrelle Revis over guys like Charles or Rod Woodson?
>>157392650No he didn't.
phewthe moddies are here to save us guys we've been saved from the rule breaker now let's talk about Ann Michael Maye
>>157392666>Satan
>>157392658Revis in his prime was better than both as a coverage DB. The other two were better tacklers.
shut up kneediddy
>>157392650Reports don't work that fast unless it's high priority, janny is lurking and agrees that ur a fag
jalen is on a mission
>Meh, we're better off without this guy
>>157392650>lose>lash outHE'S CHORGING, HE'S CHORGING, GIVE HIM SOME SPACE KEK
Taking a moment on this lazy day to ponder the simple things I’m grateful for. This community of strangers who have come together to enjoy, and sometimes gripe, about a simple sport… The NFK. I’ve been on 4chan for over 3 months now, roamed many boards that interested me, but never felt comfortable enough to join most of them. When I found this community I was impressed with how it was monitored and run so much I decided to actively participate. My gratitude today goes out to our moderators of /sp/ in particular. They’re volunteers who care enough about this community to maintain a safe place for all to speak our mind. The tasks they perform are not easy.So today I want to officially say Thank You to each and everyone of you. You’re doing great!
^ gay
>>157392691he was so wide open, even i could make that throw
>>157392698NO GOOD, LIKE A CHORGERS KICKER
>>157392699No you can't, bitch. Your mechanics are all over the place.
>>157392690what's the mission
>>157392720losing
You just know Justin Jefferson misses a QB that can actually fucking hit him in stride
i cant with this jalen hurts hate bro is NOT jose jalapeno on a stick
>chargers getting humiliatedAhhh, football is back
>>157392718so was philip rivers and he turned out alright
>>157392739dreaming of the mendozie x jj connection
>>157392742>>157392712>>157392708>>157392694>>157392688>>157392660LMAO SEETHING! AT THE CHARGERS PATHETIC!
Who can possibly stop him?
>>157392739that ref fast!
>>157392762The lambs or algo?
>>157392763probably played football himself
>>157392746He played for the Chargers though. Obviously God didn't like his mechanics.
>>157392762outplayed by kang
Chargers almost ended up with Peyton Manning but failed to get the 1st overall pick and settled for Ryan Leaf. They finally got a 1st overall pick and selected Eli Manning. He said fuck that shit and forced them to trade him, for Philip Rivers. They had another qb prospect and after cementing Rivers and qb1 they traded that other qb to the Saints. That was Drew Brees. Ryan Leaf has no superbowl rings. Philip Rivers has no superbowl rings. Drew Brees does. So does Peyton Manning. So does Eli Manning. By my count it's 5 total rings since 1998 by qbs that cpuld have have been on the Chargers. That's terrible luck, honestly quite embarassing.
>>157392762oh, hi beck
>>157392762those hits hurt so fucking bad it always impresses me when they hop right up from it
>>157392777thanks, ChatGPT
>>157392762Any pedestrian NFL defense
>>157392792We don't sign our posts here
>>157392762Not the panthers, thats for sure
>>157392791They dont really hurt with the padding and helmets they have today like its not pleasant but i wouldnt consider it pain
>>157392761>Attacking the queefs nowOH NO NO NO
>>157392720to score 13 points a game and still end up with a winning record
>>157392816you have never played tackle football
the craziest thing about that whole Eli/chargers thing his way off the chargers even though they had ladanian tomlinson and antonio gates and marty shottenheimer as the HC like they were NOT that bad of a team in retrospect lol
>>157392779Ty Simpson looks like Daniel Jones
>>157392823I also wrassled and ran track
>>157392820>Giants and commanders twiceIt can happen
Almost time for the orgy with Mahomes and Kelce
>>157392827I dont think eli enjoys heat or leans left
>>157392829Your mom looks like your dad
>>157392816i dunno i distinctly remember taking hits like that even in just high school and feeling like i was just in a car accident
someone bake
Brb, going to jump off a 20 foot ladder since it won't hurt because I have football pads on.
>>157392839San diego is probably the most conservative area in California because of the naval base and the weather is wonderful there just a dumb decision imo and i despise the chargers
need someone to tickle my prostate so bad..
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Migrate>>157388324>>157388324>>157388324
>>157392865Just do it yourself
>>157392874its just not the same is it
