Go Rams! Thread Themehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=qGyhZ5ZW3Po&is=GOnmfl1BY7Qqg-Gl
Why's california so bad at football?
PLEASE CARE ABOUT THE CARDINALSNO ONE HAS IN YEARSGOOGLE THINKS IM TALKING ABOUT SAINT LOUIS
>simping for son
The St. Louis Rams.
>45M people>3 teams>1 superbowl in the last 30 years>raped and gaped by hated PNW rivals who won it all
>>157383984>by hated PNW rivals who won it allSeveral times you might add.
>watch every Ty Simpson and Drew Allar pass attempt>nothing they do looks particularly impressive>just completing basic passes>people are actually hyping this shit upCan we be fucking done with the preseason already?
>only thing anyone remembers about the lambs is they beat the burrs at home in le epic coldkek so much for muh LA+CHIcago broship
>>157383918something ive noticed recently is how butthurt and sensitive packers fans are. what gives? a player wears a silly cheese grater hat one time and they lose their minds
Remember that one time the Rams beat the Seahawks in the NFCCG? Me neither
yeah we're winning at least four games
dem boys
/NFL/ road trip time!https://youtube.com/shorts/pQjS0_KpPlc
Fact : Prime Video Rules Analyst is the real Seahawks SB MVP
lambs will lose half their plastic fans as soon as their fans actual team (raiders) get good this year
>>157384088rams pussies act like this single play lost their entire season
>>157384088>still malding
>>157384103>as soon as the raiders get good this year
>>157384088Get off the Iphone youngbitch
>>157384137Please do not post my wife.
Wonder if he ever finds his way back to the league. He is kind of the architect of the ‘McVay Tree’. The whole McVay/Shannahan tree should actually be called the Gruden Tree but god forbid the man gets credit
lambies afraid
>>157384154I didn't post your right hand, lonely faggot.
>>157384145>>157384126>>157384116>t. clueless anti-football pussies
Sean McVay?More like Sean McGay
>>157384159KWACB (Kek what a canceled bitch)
It was always pretty humiliating for LAmaxxers that most people there were either raiders or 49ers fans, this big plastic push to make the lambs seem relevant has always been a cope around this fact.
>having to deal with this erroneous faggot bullshit for a year cause Xavier Smith misses a puntGet your licks in now while you canYou niggas living on borrowed time
>>157384192You probably started watching 8 years ago
>>157384171My wife's right hand
>>157384200He must’ve been an early poster here
All superteams shall fail in Jesus' name I pray.
>>157384241k weirdo
>>157383918Hes the coaches son so theyre gonna make him sucsneed as long as hes not garbage and he has a Hollywood name in Simpson which is easily marketable I can already see the D'OH headline when he throws a pick or fumbles.
leagues with salary caps cannot have superteams
>>157384266good boy
>get rid of an elite receiver because you scapegoated him for your QBs retardationjesters gonna jest
>>157384265He's not going to be marketable unless he's at least Brees tier since everyone in LA is a plastic fairweather that only supports good teams
>>157384274Enough about the Bears
>>157384277LA fans are losing their primary sport to a lockout and now hate the lakers
>>157384277Its all fake he will sucsneed if the nfl wants him to lol fucking jalen hurts won a superbowl
>>157384303Squints was just a better version of Wince and had a super team around him
We destroyed them in every facet except 3rd down efficiency. >Xavier muff Yeah, the officials also missed an egregious facemask that ended in a sack on 3rd down (1st half). Seattle fans know how lucky the series of events were in the last 2 games. But to act like they outplayed us is insane.
>califags wake up>start seething about the iggles
>The NFC EAST is ours for the taking boys!
>>157384325didn't read
>>157384325You want to talk about missed facemasks now?
>>157384329
I’m from the future eagles win another Super Bowl with another blow out win against the chiefs. Josh Allen is a first round exit lel
Don’t fuck with the North
kek the bills seethe is just redirected seethe because the knicks won the NBA championship and the NBA claimed the title of #3 sport in america over baseball, isn't it
>>157384362It wouldn’t have mattered in that blowout slugging. In the NFCC it would’ve put the Rams in the red zone and could’ve been the difference
>>157384154I post what I please
>>1573843793 Hall of Fame QB’s and Joe Bussy
>>157384325>We destroyed them in every facet except 3rd down efficiency.What about points scored?
not a big fan of the coloreds
>rammies will never recoverkek, what a bitch
>>157384402>d-doesn't countRams were only that game because one of their CBs gave up a DPI on 3rd and long and got torched for a tuddy on the next play btw
BREAKING: JUSTIN HERBERT (yellow) gets into fight at practice.
Why did the Stoolers trade away Pickens for nothing while signing dookie metshit who is just as hot headed while also being a worse player in every aspect?
>>157384448That shit was so funny to watch live
irony of rams fans complaining about missed calls
>>157384402>>157384449Riq chirping at the sideline for an unsportsmanlike is the only reason the rasm were even competitive.
>>157384450suspension required
>>157384432That’s why >>157384402 was so critical. If we aren’t pushed out of FG range with that missed facemask/sack then the score is 30-31, possibly 34-31 going into that 4th quarter drive where they went for it on 4th and goal. Instead they could’ve just kicked a FG. 33/37-31 is the more accurate score based on the yardage stats and in the context of missed penalty
>>157384448keeeek what raped plastics
>>157384487>what ifsLol u mad
Rams will have a 2021 Packers or 2009 Chargers type season where the offense and defense are stellar but their season is ended by abysmal special teams
>>157384487>based on the yardage stats
>If>possibly>instead
is dak prescott the biggest humiliation ritual in nfl history?
>>157384487>33/37-31 is the more accurate score based on the yardage stats
lambs : the official team of the hypothetical
>>157384449>>157384485Riq deserved the penalty though, it’s not a “missed call”. And the missed facemask/sack saved the Seahawks from giving up 3-7 points. Again loon at the yardage stats. Rams were moving the ball better. 1 missed call and muffed punt away from running away with that game
>>157384513Remember that 6-6 Cards Seahawks game where the cards had almost 500 yards of total offense?
>>157384544So you're agreeing that the Vikings got robbed>>157384362
>>157384555A classic
>>157384519He's going down in history as a legend, cry about it
>>157384544>Again loon at the yardage stats.
Flacco was spotted eating dinner alone. Chad move or sign he's experiencing some issues at home? If the latter, could it affect his season?
lambs wish they could generate even a fraction of seethe that the chiefs, cowboys, pats, jesterguild, broncos or seahawks can generate
>>157384641people don't actually think that's flacco do they
>>157384535You know what, it used to be the Lions. Starting to think it's a bunch of Padfordsexuals trying to avoid the real question; "what if he just wasn't shit?"
>>157384641>eating alone>can see someone else's hand in the frameWhy are Patsiefags so retarded
>>157384678Oh, I missed that. I think I was distracted.
>>157384626keeek
>>157384641That fat ugly poor white trash girl was blocking my view of Super Bowl winning quarterback Joe Flacco.
>>157384499>u mad Nawh contrary. I’m excited for the season. I wanna see what this defense can do. Giving context to the game doesn’t mean I’m mad. I’m not saying the Rams are devoid of responsibility in that loss. The muff sucks really hard but it does happen. We were not good enough on 3rd down (both sides of the ball). The secondary was really awful the 2nd half of last year. I’m just saying the Rams probably do win this game if it was properly officiated
>>157384544>Rams were moving the ball betterBeing serious for a second, you're treating all yards the same. That's not different than the people who said the Chiefs were a good team because their point differential was so high, neglecting that they bombarded the Raiders and Commanders, two shit teams. Not all yards are created equal in the same that not all points are created equal. Being able to get from your own 5 to the opposing 20 at will is meaningless if you can't get in the endzone then miss the kick. You don't get pity points
niners are the only cali team with any aura
>>157384641What’s wrong with going out to dinner alone?
>>157384690Not reading your autistic rant, sorry
>>157384736>caring enough to respond with a TLDR Lmao if I didn’t know better (you) are the one seething for some reason.
>>157384727Nothing. I don't mind being gay I just don't want to be seen in public with my gay boyfriend so I leave him at home while I eat. He's dessert anyway at home :-)
just how it is tbdesu
>>157384847>yinzer trashopinion immediately discarded
>mad about the wions>supporting the vicucks
>>157384847kys
>>157384953>AI slop>kysditto
>Yinzer talking shit
There's usually 2-3 teams that get too comfortable with making the 'offs and fall off a cliff. Which teams are gonna be caught napping this year?
>>157385010bears, chiefs and bills
>>157384847NO REFUNDS
>>157385033NO REFUNDS
Barstool Sports comment section in this motherfucker.
>>157385010Bears or Broncos are due for some regression not just because the schedules are gonna be tougher but also because their point differential was not very impressive last year comparatively to their perspective records. Texans floor is still very high because of the defense, but if Stroud looks awful this year I can see them having like 9-10 wins and barely missing out
>>157385072Hilarious that you know that.
>>157384847
>>157385057Pretty recently downloaded huh?
>>157385072>Barstool Sports comment section in this motherfucker.So we all support Israel?
>>157385138Too bad with the team logos in the "bros" section you couldn't spell out GAY. It would really embody your entire post.
Gee I wonder why they want to move da bears
>>157385181It depends on the neighborhood!
>>157385113>the one good throw of Tim's career
>dallaspacos seething about the raiders
Nobody even cares about the Raidurrs
>>157385113This shit was truly etherealTebowmania was insane
I miss my ex so much bros.
>>157385309You can't find another vagina to hump?
If the Martians have the death ray pointed at Earth and you have to say how many Super Bowls this man will win in his career, what’s your answer?
>>157385309>he cant get his dumb bitch ex backLol
>>157385309You had your left hand lopped off?
>>157385322Memes aside, 1. He's too good to not win one
>>157385309>falling for the love memetop lel find another bitch simp
>>157385322Definitely somewhere in the vicinity of fewer than 1
>>1573853220 if he stays with the Bills>Bills Fan
>>157385309fresh bussy is a diamond dozen these days bro
>im sick of them making fun of bottom-gayleb for being a flaming homosexual, ill try to make it seem like there's other fags in the league too besides top-rodgersyou won't escape your humiliation this way bussybros
>>1573853221 and it will be with the rams, or broncos
>>157385322I'd do a 360 and waddle my way outta there because who knows what the NFL will *cough* have happen.
>>157385473Rams have 1 owl this millennium despite getting refballed to another one
>>157385525Why'd it have to be that shit brand?
>>157385532Flacco is a swarthy wop
>>157385658Italians are white
>>157385666Not really.
>>157385113Was this the moment people began to start losing respect for Mike Tomlin?
>>157385666If you had ever stepped foot in boston you would know this isnt true
I'm genuinely shocked that bradysknee has gotten this far in life without someone beating him to death with a tire iron.
>>157385687Nah that happened like a decade later
>>157385701I have spent the night in jail for assault.
>>157385734Assaulting little kids, probably.
>>157385734assaulting your own penis i'm sure
>>157385747>>157385758Nope. Someone at a bar said something very bad about my wife, it escalated. I was accused of something by the boomer and his friends so I spent the night. Never say shit to the cops and let a lawyer do your talking and always get the arrest sealed/expunged.
>>157385782nice blog post, queer
>>157385782Takes five years for that, generally.
>>157385791Learning to not talk to the police is a valuable life lesson, something most NFL players should be taught early.
>>157385782>talking shit on 4chanLol
mcgay a longtime naner fan
>>157385782>my wifegay bashing is a real crime, I guess
hmmmmm
>>157385824Whoa, we're here hugging and kissing why you gotta be all fresh?!
If I were there we both would've gone to jail. I'd have your back haha.
>>157385857>we're>you
>bitchknees tfw when someone at the bar insults his wife's boyfriend
>>157385845Commies shock me tbqh. Dan Snyder was a bad, bad man.
>>157385876Did the fellas who gaped you talk to cops?
rekt
>>157385926OH SHIT, IT'S OMAR!!!
>>157385532Jayden's life at this very moment is being ruined by his Asian Tiger Mother and you don't think he's mixed.
>>157385946OH SHIT, IT"S FAGGOT!!!
>>157385965It's all in the game, Bird.
>>157384710mhmmm das rite
>>157385964Do you think him and his Mom.... ya know?
>>157384710I'm forced to agree
>>157385989I am 50 50 on her being Rogue.
>>157385952holy reddittranny artstyle
>>157386009Same. Way too short and no ass
>>157383918OHHHH ANONNNNSSSS... HAVE YOU FILLED OUT YOUR TY SIMPSON APOLOGY FORMS YET???
>Raiders signed former Cowboys WR Noah Brown.Enjoy him missing the entire season due to injury
>>157386095He's just a camp body. Relax.
Just a reminder that he tore his ACL weeks after Micah and is aiming to be a week 1 starter while Micah will be out for 4 weeks minimum
>>157386119you mean to tell me people recover from injuries differently?
>>157386230I mean to tell you that God hates the Packers
>>157386119>BALCO 49er recovers quicklyWoah
>>157386236God doesn't exist buckoo.
>>157386257that part
trip, kneediddy
>>157386257Science hates the Packers
>>157385989fuckable face
>>157386297Science is a liar bucko.
Can we just talk about football
>>157386337I think that your team SUCKS
>>157386337Let's talk about how the Patriots offensive line will be worse week 1 than it was in the Super Bowl. They will have a pure rookie LT and a 1 year LT playing LG for the first time against the same elite pass rush. Even if this Pats O-line will be better in January 2027 than it was in January 2026, it will 100% be worse in September 2026 than it was in January.
I want more football! NOW!!!!!
>>157386387>Drake Mayemakes me laugh every time
>>157383918Sneedson looked pretty decent yesterday. Might've been a very safe gameplan, but it worked.
The Minnesota Vikings
>>157386408How many wins this year?
If you're gonna spend a 3rd round pick on a QB, why wouldn't you just take a swing on someone like Drew Allar who has impressive physical traits instead of someone who will just be an underwhelming QB if everything goes absolutely right?
>>157386376I would too after watching that abomination they call the CFL
>>157384088the real problem was letting the special teams take over and shaheed getting that TD, not the two point conversion. >>157384103the raiders should be more concerned about trying to have a winning record than trying to win back cholos who's uncles liked them in the 90's
>>157385113
>>157386119Yeah, he'll be a week 1 starter and on the bench again by week 4. I have zero confidence in kittle's durability at this stageWhich is not to say the Packers *didn't* fuck themselves in the ass with the Parsons trade. No refunds lol
>>157386408KEK
>>157386437tardnals gonna tard. sucks that LaFleur went there instead of staying.
>>157386474he's laughing all the way to the bank
Jesterguild at it again?
Can we just talk about Jenny
The chargers are not a serious organization
>>157386541no offense man but the Midwest is one gigantic piece of shit
>>157386437Beck might be able to game manageDrew Allar couldnt play a bowl team without shitting down his leg
>>157386582It lives rent free in everyone's head for some reason though
>>157386574I would love to take one swing at that cocksuckers stupid looking entitled face.
>r-rent free or however the corn is shucked>I FEEL LIKE2011: Lost in Divisional Round to the New York Giants2012: Lost in Divisional Round to the San Francisco 49ers2013: Lost in Wild Card Round to the San Francisco 49ers2014: Lost in NFC Championship to the Seattle Seahawks2015: Lost in Divisional Round to the Arizona Cardinals2016: Lost in NFC Championship to the Atlanta Falcons2019: Lost in NFC Championship to the San Francisco 49ers2020: Lost in NFC Championship to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers2021: Lost in Divisional Round to the San Francisco 49ers2023: Lost in Divisional Round to the San Francisco 49ers2024: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Philadelphia Eagles2025: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Chicago Bears>THE NFC NORTH IS2012: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Green Bay Packers2015: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Seattle Seahawks2017: Lost in NFC Championship to the Philadelphia Eagles2019: Lost in Divisional Round to the San Francisco 49ers2022: Lost in Wild Card Round to the New York Giants2024: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Los Angeles Rams>WAY MORE COMPETITIVE2018: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Philadelphia Eagles (Double Doink game)2020: Lost in Wild Card Round to the New Orleans Saints2025: Lost in Divisonal Round to the Los Angeles Rams>THAN WE REALIZE2011: Lost in Wild Card Round to the New Orleans Saints2014: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Dallas Cowboys2016: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Seattle Seahawks2023: Lost in NFC Championship to the San Francisco 49ers2024: Lost in Divisional Round to the Washington Commanders2026: Lost int he Divisional Round to the Los Angeles Rams
>>157386595It really doesn't. It just so happens that there are tons of Midwits on this Godforsaken shithole of a site that simp it 24/7. You really need to get out more you syrup slurping homo.
>>157386574Why would you just lie like that...and on a tshirt. Is nothing sacred?
>>157386588Why would I spend a 3rd round pick on someone who's upside is to be a game manager though? At least with Allar, there's something worthwhile if your gamble pays off.
>>157386631Thanks for proving my point
Packers fans are faggotsBears fans are even worse
>>157386653Hey. Be nice.
My Bills destroyed the pants in the first preseason game, There are no razors in the cake this year boys.
>>157386653vikings fags literally have male cheerleaders, even a zesty buck qb like gayleb is less faggot than thatthe lions are the only non cringe team in that divvy
>>157386653I've yet to meet a Burrs fan who wasn't mentally handicapped in some way.
>>157386648Glad to prove that you're an idiot. Anytime.
Has the NFC North overtaken the NFC East in how much this general hates it?
>>157386672The only thing you proved is the meme called American education
>>157386678Hopefully not. I do enjoy the NFCE causing everyone's panties to get in a bunch.
>>157386697Good post.
>Giggles offense still stagnant>Cowgirl's defense cooked>The New York GiantsWe winnin the divvy
>>157386678yes, bearsfags spamming like they're about to threepeat and then losing immediately as soon as they face a non-jesterguild team has turned the genny opinion against them
I've seen the following from the Jets fans>Cade Klubnik is our future starter!>David bailey is somehow going to become Von Miller while also being the biggest bust since Gholston>Arian Smith is one of the worst wide receivers known to man>Aaron Glenn is still garbage>They NEED to be the worst team in football (according to ever WFAN talking head)
>>157386718>fake camaraderie>you ain't winning shit
you may reply to this post only if you're a winner fren from the first week of the pre-season :D
>>157386766DAS RITE
>>157386436I think it can be a 10 win season desu
Which team disappointed the most during week 1 of the preseason? I think it's either the Bengals or the Bills but I'm willing to hear out others.
>>157386792failcunts kek
>>157386766Obsessed schizo freaks HATE this!
>>157386792if it isnt the falcons then its miami
>>157386792>the Billsshit bait faggot.
>>157386766
>>157386119black fragility
Which teams will just never be good? Discounting the "Once every forty years they'll win a wildcard game or something" that every team ever gets>Browns>Jets>Lions>CardinalsAny others?
is there a betting market for tua turndaballova offing himself due to CTE
>>157386923i'm pretty damn sure the Raiders should be here over the Lions
>>157386923Not even hating just acknowledging that trends exist
>>157386930Did you start watching football in 2021? The Raiders used to be considered one of the best organizations in the league
>>157386923raidersfalconspanthers
>>157386930Raiders won 3 Super Bowls.
>buffalel
>>157386941>>157386943the raiders have been awful since 2002. you are overrating the fuck out of their past
>>157386953"never" naturally takes the past into consideration. They were good once so they can't never be good.
>coasties crawling out of their tents to go to their public library and seethe about the Midwest
>>157386941>>157386943Yeah in the 1980s, boomers.
>>157386953Lions RS: 395-526-12Raiders RS: 495-472-11>Yeah but when the Bears coach was on the team they won a playoff gameI don't really care
>>157386961>>157386972The Jets have a superbowl, should I say they were good also? because this is the argument you are making. As of now, the Raiders are one of, if not, the worst franchise in the NFL
When the gayvens miss the playoffs again will people finally move on from the Lameme dick riding?
cool, my eagles have a bye in week 1
u still believe in Justin Fields and you should too
>>157386981The Jets got a fluke Super Bowl and the Raiders were once the winningest team in the NFL. These two things are not the same.The Raiders have been objectively ass for 30 years and they built such a high winning percentage that they're still not a losing team over their franchise history.
"u still believe in Justin Fields, and you should too"
>>157386981The Raiders are not even bottom ten for win percentage lolLions would be third worst if you didn't count expansion teams since it's a smaller sample size
>>157386986kiwipussy already moved on to the donkeys
Come home>>157387014>Jaguars never had a tie gameWeird
In love the dolphins now
left = cowboys right = toxins
>>157386995>LTEwhy in this day and age
>>157386986Lamar would have to stay healthy for an entire season for some to finally realize he's never been as good as he's made out to be. A full healthy season is not gonna happen at this stage in his career.
>>157387007and even with that fluke, they have a superbowl, something the Bills can't brag about.
>>157387030I like titties.
>>157387032i don't even know what LTE is
>>157387034Lamar would have to give up on the ground game to stay healthy.
>>157387042It will never get oldThis bit is going to remain evergreen since the Bills are never fucking winning a Superbowl kek
i'm beginning to think i will never make a girl squirt
>>157387060>asking lanig to become a pure pocket passertip top zozzle
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>157387064The Jets can be eternal 5-12 fodder and hire retarded coaches, but they at least have something the Bills don't have: a superbowl
>>157387078Why did JJ McCarthy do this
>>157387078Nice
>>157387078this nigga hasn't played a full season in 8 fucking years
Guys pay close attention they're not a bad franchise they have a very proud history across their two years in the NFL
>do nothing >that'll be 12.6 million
>come back to /nfl/>rams STILL seething over NFC CG and the Thursday Night gamedamn, y'all really hurt kek
>>157387075He genuinely has gotten better as a pocket passer and is really good now, especially over the middle of the field and from under center.
unprotected sex with kay adams!
>>157387107h-he can't keep getting away with it
Funny: guy ripping Tua's debuthttps://youtube.com/shorts/Ac5GvlI9NBA
back on top where we belong
Ramilia are scared of Beck
>>157387126Is every football journalist a fucking jew
>>157387196Are we sure thats tua and not a lookalike
reminder: our window is still wide open
tell me about this...Mendoza character
>>157387221I'm scared of Beck.
>>157387190wtf is this
>>157386574
>>157387221I'm scared...of his teeth. That's probably before they paid him to go get his teeth fixed up all nice
>>157386981I'd rather be a Jets fan than a Lions fan
>hurr durr bears are moving far away you can literally see Hammond from soldier field
>>157387242Imagine how weirdo his parents looks. Jesus Christ.
>>157387253i too enjy NTR porn
>>157387260he gets it from his dad
>>157387277DID YOU KNOW BAD TEAM HAS LESS WINS THAN ONE OF THE BEST QB'S IN THE LEAGUE???
>>157387259The funny thing is no one wants to see the Bears from Illinois.
I really want to try anal with my girlfriend but she says it’s “gross,” is it really that good bros?
>>157387277that ain't changing anytime this season
what did dak mean by this?
Daily reminder: /nfl/ is Chiefs Country
>>157387277Wow the Bills must have won a Super Bowl in that time, right?
>>157387285Come on man, that neck isn't photoshopped? Please say no.
>>157387301are you a faggot or something?
>>157387303they can't be that bad this year, right?
>>157387306>>157387306Correct. It is a gay safe space.
>>157387313oh, it's real
>>157386718>Cowgirl's defense cookedYou don't know ball, unfortunately.
>>157387340but his sister turned out great
I'm practicing by getting drunk as fuck tonight to anticipate spamming the fuck out of an Eagles victory.
i think it's our year
>>157387350>but his sister turned out greatfor disgusting black lyons
>>157387337false
>>157387340
>>157387305/one of us/
>>157387369That impending male pattern baldness really triggers me.
WE DEM BOYZ
Thinkgen bout thos boyz again
What goes with smoked pulled pork shoulder? Thinking mashed potatoes and ranch beans.
Ty won, memedoza lost
>dodgers are now intentionally losing games to try and prevent a salary capdid this ever happen in football in the 80s or 90s?
'doza got em seething?
>>157387413The same thing I told you on /ck/. Stop using a stock photo faggot.
>>157387417Fuck off with your luckswing beaner.
>>157387427Nah
>>157387369Hawt
>last year we had bo induced melties>now we get bo and doza induced melties
>>157387436OK continue to be called a faggot then. Faggot.
flacco goes out alone like a loser
>>157387458Save your PMS hostility for the regular season when your team starts 0-4
pacoswing*
>>157387463You do realize that ugly ass white trash piece of shit in front of him is an ugly ass white trash piece of shit don't you?
>>157387414Fuck off, Dan.
>>157387477settle down gayboy
>>157387474And your team is? Guessing by the shitty bbq, it's the Cowboys.
>>157387463>hand visibility touches his arm>out alone?
>>157387483never
>>157387495Ravens :)
>>157387496that was a gay test and you failed, faggot
I'm still pissed at the Bills for not going with a winged helmet design.
>>157387504my condolences. by the looks of that shit tier piece of meat your more of a Dewey Beach kinda guy rather than an Ocean City kind of fag
For the Love of the Game
reminder: there's nothing wrong with loving your cousins
>>157387516You'd know. You wrote the book on gayness.
>>157387528>cheating on your mother with some whore's daughtershameful
>>157387528the absolute state of flyovers
>>157387536ya, and you're on the cover, queer
The birth of a Dynasty
>>157387544anon...
>>157387563>no one talking to himhe's not liked by teammates and I bet they won't go to his birthday party
>>157387536NOBODY ITT IS FUCKIN GAY. GOT IT?
Apologize.
>>157387590>the slaughterer of seventh seeds
>>157387589daaaaaaaaayum son!
what is behind this sudden influx of seethe towards the billsdid NY recently cuck you somehow?
>>157387590Hmm
>>157387620wins are a team stat
The Purple DreamFrom frozen fields to skies of gold,A purple dream begins to unfold.The Vikings roar, the North winds scream,A new chapter rises from the dream.Kyler Murray takes the reigns,With rocket throws and running lanes.The huddle breaks, the crowd explodes,Kyler flies down Minnesota roads.No more wishing on distant stars,No more wondering who they are.With Kyler leading, bold and free,The Purple Dream is destiny.So raise the horns, let the whole world see,Minnesota's chasing victory.
>>157387590>>157387620Josh Allen is a black QB.
>>157387616some espn schmuck wrote an article naming Josh qb of the decade and they unveiled their shitty new stadium so they're prime targets for meming
>>157387546AI videos are becoming too convincing
>>157387627The best QB wins every year. That’s why us Chiefies are celebrating yet another Owl victory this past year.
The cowboys smell different this year. They never look good in the preseason.
Cowboys are going all the way to the divisional round this year
>>157387652Imagine in 30 years, people are subbed to Netflix AI that can generate them an entire season of a tv show from a prompt.
>>157387647>ESPN told the truth and this angered your tiny little fragile nigger brain.
>>157387677HOL UP
Legends of Hangegg
>>157387679People can do that with books now and Barnes and Noble is opening up book stores for the first time in decadesJust because there's a septic tank in the backyard doesn't mean people are gonna drink it. Well, most people
>>157387687>the truthThey didn't describe Trash Allen as a fragile choker though. They actually said he was the QB of the 2020s despite being mogged to oblivion by Mahomes. Allen hasn't done shit and all of his playoff losses are actually on him.
>>157387702Bills got worse and Patriots got betterJosh Allen is entering his Jared Goof era
>>157387687>here's your truth bro
>>157387703It's not nearly as refined as it will be though. This shit is going to keep improving. That's honestly a pretty sad and scary thought.
>>157387646Lynn Redden is the greatest football mind of our time and I'm sick of pretending otherwise
>>157387590>1 postseason road win>WC only QB
>>157387722That bald cracker resigned in shame.
>>157387721People value art for human connection not just "pretty"It's why parasocial relationships exist
>>157387714>Bills got rid of past their predictable HC, past their prime vets, and brought in a new defensive guru and a WR1>worse
>>157387687>#1 decision maker in the League
>>157387714Its funny how cazzies aren't recognizing how much better the patriots are with actual wide receivers and not the bussy raider at the 1
It's true, I admit it. Trash Allen is the greatest Wild Card statpadder of all time. Give him the crown.
>>157387741>predictable HCInstead of the predictable "making the playoffs every year", they'll spice things up by missing it!
>>157387646My team just joined that list since they made it. I guess we're big winners now
>>157387652no way that's AI
travis hunter is the biggest meme bust in recent years and nobody is talking about this
Nick Wright absolutely cooks when he talks about Allen and Herbert. Josh Allen does not have a signature win in the postseason. I could name a signature win for half the QBs in the League, but not Allen
>>157387764fucking puke
>>1573877482-0 vs Lamar in playoffsBut this is Lamar's yearBrady was 2-2 vs the Ravens and Flacco. Lamar is going to make it 2-2 with Allen this year and next
>>157387768he has a signature loss
>>157387764I'd rather fuck his negro asshole rather that that ugly bug.
>>157387787uhhh....why
You WILL watch women's sportsYou WILL listen to Madison Beer's musicYou WILL root for the heckin wholesome Chargerinos
>>157387746Patriots will be 17-0 frauds
>>157387787go cowboys!
>>157387796You need medication for your severe autism
>>157387781He has several lol
>>157387764>bustIt's only been 1 season and he wasn't even bad when he was playing. Why are sports fans so quick to jump to conclusions?
>>157387796>You WILL listen to Madison Beer's musicMadison Beer is exactly the kind of girl my sister tries to look like>>157387803Do you get medication for autism?
>>157387796That black man is trolling
>>157387796didnt you post porn earlier? why are you not banned
>>157387819Because they can pick out a piece of shit (like you) and not be hung up on fandom like you.
>>157387837Oh no, Lamar doesn't qualify
>>157387826she's gorgeous except for her knees. her knees are fucking weird
>>157387845they have a time share in cancoon together
>>157387849>didnt get the knee plastic surgery along with everything else ngmi
>>157387840Na that was some other Kiwi i don't do that kind of thing. I respect women. I respect the moddies. I respect the rules of 4chan that keep us all safe
>>157387851what do they even have in common to talk about?
>>157387856ok good. i trust you
why are they like this?
>>157387857hailee
>>157387867getting into fights over goyball arguments is so fucking embarrassing.
Ann Michael Maye... i need Ann Michael Maye like a flower needs the sun
>>157387857how much they hate the chiefs / mahomes for cucking their best chances at superbowl wins
>That's MY bronze medal!
>>157387872start adding bulges. vaginas bore me now
>>157387843Not even a Jaguars fan. You're just actually dumb if you think that Travis Hunter is already a bust.
>>157387867>get out of prison>go to see your raiders for the first time in 20 years>go back to prisonTale as old as the raiders.
>>157387896he was a bust before even getting drafted>meme player that's hyped because of playing both sides mediocrely theres 0 advantage to having a player like this on your team
I'm thinking it's our year
>>157387885the whole league was up for grabs last season and they let Sam fucking Darnold get it. Neither even made it to the owl. Didn't even make it to the afcg
>>157387908Except that he was actually good at playing both positions. Like I said, you're a retard thinking with his emotions and calling him a bust just because you personally don't like him. Idk why I'm even calling this out, I've already accepted that's the standard for football opinions in this general.
>>1573879209 billion dollar seahawks sale b it was always them thats why they got that crazy riggi with the "backwards pass"
>>157387909I look like this except more feminine
Im about to play Red Alert 2, what am I in for?
>>157385473This. Joshie was born to be Bo Nix's backup
i want to kiss a cowboy!
One more day until exactly one month when I'll be celebrating an Eagles victory over the Maryland Commodes with my bros on /sp/. Can't wait.
>ynr von miller is still in the league
>>157387743I struggle to understand just what this tard was thinking here. Run out of bounds and take another shot downfield.
reminder: this is a kay general
>>157387940>HOW BOUT SOME ACTION>CONSCRIPT REPORTING >COMRADE? YES COMRADE
>>157387960Evidently an ugly girls general also.
>>157387957>I struggle to understand just what this tard was thinking hereThat's because you don't have the dazzling decision making of Joshua Allen
>von Miller to the cowboysHmmm
>>157387960Why are they balding?
>>157387956I don't understand why. Not even the Broncos want him back
>>157387956He tipped this pass
>>157387980dem boyz lowkenuinely have a really good defense
>Josh Allen is a great QB>Yeah>Josh Allen is elite >Yeah>Josh Allen is the best QB in the NFL >ehhh>Josh Allen is the decision maker >wait, what?>Josh Allen is the QB of the decade >what the fuck?
>>157383918Shit threadShit teamShit OP
so what are the main storylines for preseason week 2?
>>157388009the browns dilemma
>>157388009Taking away play calling from Payton was the best thing the Broncos could have done
>>157387989>somehow this is the fault of the offensive line or the offensive coordinator
just ordered one of these bad boys. you jelly?
>>157388019any they'll still have one of the worst offensives in the league this year.
>>157388024...that I'm not the one to off your stupid ass. Yes.
Just 3 weeks until my Broncies are buttfucking Reid's fat but, Mahomes' brown butt, Kelce's beefy butt and Tay Tay's skinny white ass and tantalizing vocal cords. All for four quarters straight in Arrowhead as Chiefs nation watches in horror and shame, cum drenching all of them
>>157388030get off in this bussy
>>157388038Nah. You're not worthy of my seed.
>>157388009Will Joseph Quarry survive?Also, anyone have the webm of him getting sacked by the Lions, I never saved it
>>157388028Highly disagree
reclaiming our throne
>>157388031*chiefs kingdom, i want you to get the name right while fucking us deep and good daddy
My raiders
Von Miller just signed with the Cowboys
https://x.com/creamsleeve/status/2088681145181294784Chicago-bros…
>>157388083He had 9 sacks last year. He'll be a contributor as a rotational player.
I think it's pretty gay that everyone on the internet uses 4channel lingo now
>>157388042>leave the defensive line to me!
>>157388101>4channelNewfag
>>157388101I think your opinion is gay and you're a faggot
>>157388024You cant wear that. Only ball knowers can wear that.
>>157388119he baited your dumbass queer boy
>>157388009Bo Nix retvrns from injury to remind everyone who the fucking man is.
>>157388119OG newfag, I've been here since the Ron Paul revolution.
>>157388131Considering you're well versed on all things gay and faggy, I'll accept your comment.
>>157388150Why are pats fans so based
>jamal adams season-ending injuryWhat year is it?
>>157388164We were all pats fans then because niggers wanted to make the nfl a race war.
>>157388177The apelanta nigger meltdown over 28-3 was the greatest moment in spee history.
>>157388186Now it's baltipoor niggers melting down over the bills non-stop kek
>>157388155what a womanly response, Gruden was right
>>157388197We're not friends, Billsnigger
>>157388197>trying sneak the Bills inKWAB
>>157388203Who said anything about being friends?
It's time to lube up my stink hole
>>157388218Go Ravens!
I sure am mad at the bills...and raiders
>>157387722>>157387733He spoke the truth and they killed him for it, but in the end, he became even more powerful.
If I make a new thread will everyone have a melty or
>>157387926A decent air raid WR and good not great corner isn't worth a 3rd overall pick and shouldn't have won the Heisman either . These niggers drafted a poor man's Stedman Bailey 3rd overall.
>>157388275Kek
>Everyone shitting on my bills and joshie :)We must be over target :DDD
>>157388275Why is this chud in my wnba general seething about women
Fuck it New>>157388322>>157388322
New>>157388324>>157388324
>>157388325>>157388329Good job, idiots
>>157388319WNBA isnt realYour a bot
>>157388332Yw
>>157388333>your wasted digits
>>157387176look at mr. moneybags over here with $14 in his pocket.
