"Shocked and disappointed"
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
>>157390023kek
iggs
*throws a dildo at you*
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>157390028
>teef knocked out by dildok£K
Has Isaac's fiancee issued him a please explain about what he was doing in a hotel room with three prostitutes in the early hours of the morning?
where was he when those girls needed him
>>157389919Mogwai - The Hawk Is Howling
HEAVE HO DILDA
>>157390036waiting for self indulgent "i've been betrayed" IG post
>>157390024Posted just as the last thread was dying I'm having a beer but I think I might just go after this. Waste of my time
>>157390043>through a dildowhat a dumb cunt
heard the dildo belongs to chad warner
>just happen to have a dildo in their hotelfor what purpose
>>157390043Why would she do that
>>157390043>you vill eat ze bugs
>>157390043lmao
>>157390043Nothingburger
>>157390043find this hard to believe, where would she get insects to put on a plate?
>>157390043kek stripper sounds based and funny I'm on the strippers side now
>>157390053could be the strippers hooking on the side, or Waarners
>>157390059hotel windowsill had heaps of dead flies
>>157390059yeah sounds like a story
>>157390043AI has gone too far
>>157390043what if she thought he is actually a lizard? could be a huge misunderstanding
>>157390043why cant tradies handle a bit of banter
a fucking DILDO
>>157390053>>157390064dildo show obviously as opposed to the fruit show
>4chan will be down for scheduled maintenance starting at 12 p.m. Eastern TimeIs this a new announcement?
>>157390043This is just ridiculous enough to be true.
Do you really think this guy would throw a dildo at a stripper?
Mate who works at a law firm that has done Tribunal work for Sydney in the last days AFL is moving to convene a special tribunal to hear bringing the game into disrepute charges against the involved Sydney playersHe thinks this is being used as leverage to get Sydney to voluntarily stand them down pending criminal resolution (matter of if not when charges are laid)
now that the dust has settled who do you think chad warner took a picture of his arsehole and taint for?
>>157390023>>157390080omg
>>157390080anyone under 40 with a mustache is not to be trusted
So if Blakey really did throw a dildo at a stripper, that's assault right? He'd miss the rest of the year for sure.
>>157390078>12 p.m. Eastern TimeWell, that's just great. Now what am I supposed to do at 2am?
>>157390067Just it’s just boys being boys, and whores being whores? Always looking for a payday
>>157390083*In the past saysSorry typing this out from my phone at work
>>157390059It means some Hawthorn people were there and she wanted to watch boy on boy action.
>>157390079St. Kilda setting a dwarf on fire has made anything plausible.
remember the swans no dickhead policy?
There's video footage of the incident which is indisputable AFL has itThese boys are fucked
>getting bantzed into assault by a lowly stripperSwans are mental midgets confirmed
i thought carlton wore orange socks so that everyone would respect women
>>157390088>AFL NEET hours ruinedThere goes all the good conversations.
>>157390043>>157390067It's an interesting phenomena that the more deep-fried a screenshot is, and the more app crust it has, the more believable its contents are
>>157390087Yeah something like that. Although unconfirmed Blakey actually did through said dildo.
>>157390101I thought they just had an audio recording? Sounded to me like when they started arguing one of the hookers whipped her phone out, hit record, then put it back in her bag or something.
>>157390101They'll need to compare Warner's arsehole to the leaked photos to tell if it's authentic.
maybe it was warner's dildo
Are prostitutes really crafty? Like do they know sleight of hand stuff and have a high criminal I.Q?
>>157390084The same gay catfish that caught like twenty other players.
*unsheathes dildo*pshh...nothin personnel stripper
>>157390116I don't think inherently but crafty, underhanded women can certainly become prostitutes.
>>157390111>Sounded to me like when they started arguing one of the hookers whipped her phone out, hit record, then put it back in her bag or something.They live in constant danger of shit like this happening. Would probably be getting uploaded straight to the cloud.Would never think to do that personally, but they'd have plans in place for when things go bad.
at least there was no suitcases involved
>>157390087potentially 3-5 Sydney players gone instantly kek
>>157390119Wasnt it a 17 year old?
>>157390117Never heard of Charlie XCX until now but I would suck her tits.
>NO RESTING PLAYERS FOR THE FINAL ROUND>AFL are trying to force Sydney to rest playersWell which is it?
In light of recent developments in Australian Rules culture, the GAA will no longer be able to facilitate the movement of Irish players to the Down Under. Thank you for your patience.
>>157390043fuck sake i got blakey in supercoach
>so how did your footy career end?>a prostitute insulted me so i through a dildo at her and she fell as busted her teethwhat a story mark
>>157390087According to Jon Ralph Swans have been talking about standing down the players as soon as tomorrow. If they have no Heeney, Warner or Blakey for finals then put a line through em now. They're cooked.
>>157390122I remember at a mate's bucks we had strippers come to the place we were staying and upon hearing they had no security I commented something like "what's to stop one of us chopping you up and leaving you in a suitcase?". None of my mates found it particularly funny.
>>157390101Wouldn’t it just be Blakey that’s fucked? He’s the one who threw it and from what I’ve seen the others didn’t do anything wrong
>>157390129a gaa to you too
>>157390129*be's throwing a steel dildo at your head*
cant see shit on this redesign
>turn on channel 7>they’re talking about the swans>reporters asking Michael O’laughlin about his thoughts on the matterKEK
I never advanced past throwing small rocks at ladies as a form of flirting so I can see how you could make this lapse in judgement.
under dildo
>>157390131also i used my last trades on bont and jhf, so i'm stuck with sheezel and blakey
>>157390144Who the fuck thought less information would be better? It was barebones and they've done nothing else with the space created from reducing the boxes. Just retarded redesign.
>>157390153
how much airtime will mitch brown get from this
Don't forget the real victim in all this
>>157390137Based Iggs supporter.
can't see this ending well for whomever is involved at the swans. karmas a bitch
>>157390138partying until 7am with whores and being around the incident is enough for AFL to bring "bringing the game into disrepute" charges and pressure the club into dropping them. Awful PR look to have them in finals and appearances are all AFL House cares about
Should we all put our arms around the hooker with no teeth?
how could this happenthey were so smug when they beat brisbanes vfl side in march
>No Heeney>No Sheezel>Probably still no Bont or Reid>NWM gone for the rest of the year>Wouldn't surprise me if both Daicos bros are restedJust fuck my shit up. I've slid out of the top 1500 down to 7000 across the last two weeks and I'll almost certainly be out of top 10,000 after this weekend.
>>157390138Bice and Johnson might be ok, other 3 are fucked
Why were AFL players carrying around a Bad Dragon dildo?
having a coked up sex party after beating essendon is crazyshows why they get blown the fuck out in grand finals i guess
>Footage of the police investigating the hotel>They're all womenCrows guys are fucked.
>>157390168She's already been through enough, she doesn't need your arms around her, champ.
does hitting a prozzo in the back of the head with a dildo count as a clanger
>pull man hoteldont mind if i do
>>157390176*Swans
>>157390168We should wrap our arms around the players involved, I’m sure they are doing it tough at the moment
>>157390182nah crows. they'll charge the wrong blokes
somewhere in melbourne there is a dildo in a forensic evidence bag
Matthew Pavlich spotted (with other Swans execs) at Syd Airport on the way down to MelbourneInferred that he has been summoned to AFL house. AFL keen to draw a line under this initial stage by having the players stood down asap
>>157390189>It's a blank Sheriff, serials been scratched off
What time is the agenda setters
I love how Fraser's appointment as Carlton's coach has just become a btw in the wake of this Sydney stuff
3d printed ghost dildo
>>157390168we will through our arms around her
>>157390188>Breaking news tonight, Josh Rachele in critical condition after a female officer's handgun discharged while serving an arrest warrant at his home for the Pullman hotel incident
>>1573901949:45pm AEST
>>157390193I'm fucked coach, my prints are all over it
>>157390043>Dinner's served, Lizard
It will be funny when they test the dildo for DNA and like half the team’s poo particles turn up on it
>>157390135>implying there wasn't already a line through themthey probably did it deliberately because they got the september scaries
>swans getting ahead of themselveswell i never, only tried telling you cunts all year
>>157390189cut to chad warner on all fours in a sydney courtroom>if the cock doesn't fit you must acquit
>>157390168she should wrap her mouth around my penis
collingwood and eagles are going to get blacked with the lions and hawks tripping over themselves to play the swans
>>157390189the dildo in question
Well you work to earn a livingBut on weekends comes the timeYou can do what ever turns you onGet out and clear your mindMe, I belt strippersAnd there's a lot of whores aroundAnd when you line 'em up togetherThey’ll all come tumbling downUp there Nick Blakey, in there and fightWhip out your dildo, show ‘em your might
>this fucking day
Apparently we've only got half the story. Media has been very cagey with the other half because it heightens the criminality (not just windowdressing to make it more salacious)It would be correct to say Sydney are in genuine crisis mode. Their season is effectively over
>tfw more news comes out faster then I can read it
>>157390198>i am extremely peaceful
STRIP THEIR PREMIERSHIP POINTS AND DRAFT PICKS
Tom Morris on X:>Blakey reportable pulled the dildo out of teammates Chad Warners arse
>AFL House has announced a two week dildo amnesty."any player can discard of their away game dildo anonymously and face no sanctions"
>>157390219Is this the swapping hookers without consent rumours or something else?
Wonder how many bounces Blakey took while he was running away from the authorities
>>157390221kek
>>157390216HAO LINGcan you mix it with the chad warner version?
heeneys shirt is accuratenot sure about hers
>>157390227>runs himself into trouble againpoetry
>>157390216kek
>>157390231real version
>>157390231would be fuming if i'm her father or brother and they send me this
Channel 7 about to name the players
>>157390231>Annie KnightHer top is correct. Heeney claiming to be 'official' isn't.
>>157390236
>>157390219that would be classic AFL damage control, hype up the less damning part of the story.If they swapped hookers mid root without consent they'll get years.
>>157390231your season is stuffed too mate lol
>Geelong about to be punished for the first time after 20 years of dodgy shit>this happensFfs
To knock an average standing adult (around 70 kg / 154 lbs) off balance using a 300-gram object, the projectile would need to hit them at 140 to 160 mph (225 to 255 km/h).
>>157390245its an interesting discussionwouldnt mind monitoring the swans players bank accounts for some interesting deposits
OFFICIAL: Warner, Heeney, Bice, Jordan and Blakey
Confirmed: Warner, Heeney, Bice, Jordan and Blakey.Exactly which ones are involved in the most serious criminality (i.e. likely to be charged with rape) is unclear (or if it is all of them)
>20 years later>How throwing a dildo in a fit of rage made me realise I had CTE
noooo not riley bice
>>157390245>how can i seethe about geelong in response to this news?kek you are a broken husk of a man
>>157390250>>157390251rekon Bice and Jordan are the lessers
It is physically impossible for any human to achieve the conditions necessary to knock a person over with a 300-gram object in the manner described.As established, knocking an adult off balance with a projectile of that mass would require it to strike the target at approximately 150 mph (240 km/h).To put this in perspective regarding human physical limits:>Athletic Limits: Even the world’s elite pitchers in professional baseball, who train specifically for maximal arm velocity, generally peak at 100–105 mph (160–169 km/h).>The Velocity Gap: There is a significant physical gap between the absolute upper limit of human throwing velocity (~105 mph) and the velocity required to generate sufficient momentum for a knockdown (~150 mph).>Object Dynamics: Furthermore, human arm mechanics are optimized for rigid objects (like baseballs) with consistent aerodynamic properties. A flexible silicone object has a non-uniform shape and aerodynamic drag that would make it impossible to accelerate to high speeds even if the human could generate the necessary arm force.Regardless of the individual's professional background as an athlete, the physics of human muscle power and acceleration make it impossible to throw a 300-gram flexible object fast enough to knock a person over. Impacting a person in the head at the speeds required to even approach such a result would also cause severe or life-threatening injury, rather than simply "knocking them over."
>>157390247what about an undersized female whore (~45kg)?
why were 5 grown men alone in a hotel room with a dildo?
>>157390256they tried to blame it on the iggs as well
>>157390260drug fucked too no doubt
>>157390247perhaps there was a second dildo
>>157390259i bet i could knock you over by pegging shit at your head
>>157390261they take the pride game VERY seriously
>>157390259The dildo throwing isn't the storyWe're talking about gang rapeRape charges will be laid, in addition to other assault charges - possibly kidnapping because she was prevented from leaving
>>157390267spat out my dinner kek
>>157390259This AI is wrong here. All you need to do is put someone off balance and they can trip or stumble into a table, bench, whatever and a full grown man throwing a dildo at a head can do that, a ball can do it
bad year to be a prozzie in hotels
>>157390267
The future awaiting a number of soon-to-be-former Swans players
>>157390276why is the government trying so hard to rescue this sicko from facing punishment in thailand?
>drugs/booze>high heelscould easily topple a whore with a schlong
>>157390262THE EAGLES PLANTED THAT DILDO IN MY ANUS
mitch brown: why this affects me
>>157390276>scratch marks on armGrim
CHEER, CHEER THE SILICONE DONGLIZARD IS SHIT FACED, HAVING A MONGBASHED A STRIPPER WITH A SCHLONGHER TEETH ARE LOOSE AND WILL SOON BE GONE
>>157390285Fag wishes he was the one being used and abused by the boys
>>157390288based bert>>157390289kek
>>157390245>>157390256>Geelong asks for a player's consentREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>Sydney doesn't ask for a lady's consentb-b-but Geelong!!
>sir, a second dildo has hit the stripper
>>157390302lmaooo
>>157390302How do I even begin to explain this meme to my 11 year old son?
Deregistration is on the cards following resolution of the criminal charges that are going to be filed
I’m not an incel or anything but is it possible this was all one big accident?
>>157390259I've been hit in the head with a cricket ball (~160g) and collapsed like a sack of shit - It was like my head lost all hydraulic pressure.If there had been a table or something in the path of my head it would've messed my mouth up bad.
>>157390302I feel for him, you come out of a lift at 7.30 in the morning to have 3 whores berate you and staff over "what they did". He'd know as an ex-player someone fucked up bad
Cat status update?
>Brisbane likely to have Sydney week of finalsIt’s opening up for them again like the read sea. Sorry freo
>>157390309purring
I would have just catched the cricket ball with my hand
>>157390213Is that how it will work out?
>>157390309Had everyone seething last week, but that was successfully weathered. Now a nuclear bomb has gone off at another club and all is forgotten.
I’m just catching up on this.I am feeling extremely sad and disappointed, bordering on angry - only moderated by it being too early to jump to conclusions.Somewhere tonight there is a woman going to bed feeling abused by multiple men.Maybe more than one woman, I’m still catching up.No good came from this. I feel sad.
Thoughts on the Black Forest Pancakes?Two chocolate pancakes layered with strawberry jam, chocolate fudge and whipped cream, served with a scoop of ice cream and finished with crushed chocolate chips and cherries.
>>157390322i like black forest cake but never tried the pancakes
>>157390318Am I a fucking psycho or something because I never feel empathy towards victims like others do on the internet?Like I wouldn’t do these things myself and I don’t think bad things should happen but I’m never upset when I read this shit
>>157390322Should have used cherry jam
>Coach tells their star players they'll have next week off to rest>They immediately go and get shitfaced and fuck up some prozzieskwab. Coaching error desu.
>>157390326You aren't moral grandstanding. The only real reactions on bigfooty are the guys out there using it to score points against other teams.
Isuck Peeney
>Players are driving home (~10+ hours) to avoid the media that would be at an airportkek
/dildo/ formerly /afl/
>>157390336Kek based that MaximumInsanity faggot on reddit must be absolutely fucking seething. He’s constantly making fun of Collingwood and their fans
>>157390072kek underrated
interestingly, you can't bet on the swans v north game this weekend. sportsbet have pulled it.
>>157390346>omg that dude does drugs love that cunt haha YEAH THE BOIZ!
Footy players are dumb as dog shit though. Get given the golden chance to play at the elite level and put themselves in positions where this shit can happen
>>157390346>>157390348>Telstra Wholesale 4G
>>157390348>Tay tay is on aLucky bastards.
>>157390346>"the prophet mohammed" scrubbed outkek
>>157390345Its to protect the league, players and fans
>>157390348>that cunt who barely gets a game played forward but is a defenderyeah i know exactly who this is (it's me)
>>157390326I think a lot of it depends on how you consume the news. For example if you watch it on a news tv show the presentation is designed in a way to get you to feel bad. It's like a magic trick performed on your mind.The reality is that there known and unknown horrors occuring everyday and just becoming aware of them shouldn't be enough to alter your mental state.If anything at baseline it should be built into your mental state, so when someone makes you aware if them you just go "ah it is what it is" and move on.
>>157390350Yep they aren't brain surgeons.
>>157390354ta lol was about to just have a crack at reading it
>Another source described hearing one of the women tell hotel staff: “We have everything recorded of what those AFL players did to our friend in that room.” Now that's a paddling.
sydney are FUCKED
this is barely a glimpse into the world. if people really found out what footballers get up to all the time they would have a fucking fit.
throwing away your career for shitty australian cut coke and a stripper. real smooth brain shit. dyson sharp would never.
>>157390348>GuldenGrace Scott deserved better, I can save her
>>157390373>haha guyz im totally elite afl player adjacent haha trust me guyz i no things!! xD
footy teams are going to need designated tard wranglers to control the bag and make sure prozzies are safe
>>157390378god you're a fucking loser
what if we started calling kingy "kingo"
>>157390383forgot your vpn faggot
it’s bad.attempted date rape. allegations of a girl being punched. hotel room smashed up and empty packets everywhere when the police arrived. apparently one the girls has everything recorded.4 very high-profile players to be stood down
>>157390391>empty packets Of what? Tiny teddies?
it’s bad.multiple date rapes. allegations of a girl being murdered. hotel room smashed up and empty packets everywhere when swat arrived. apparently one the girls has everything recorded.6 very high-profile players to be stood down
>>157390388sad cunt mate
>>157390322That looks like it has a lot of sugar in it.
>players driving back from melbourne to sydneyhuh? are they a flight risk or something
GOOD NEWS iggsbros warner's trade price just plummeted! can bring him for a 2R this off season!
>>157390396t. the prophet muhammed
>>157390337>Carodon't care>>157390340holy KWAB. uberjeets drivers feasting today
>>157390382all footy teams have fixers
>>157390398>not only is my career over but i also have to fucken drive to sydney
oh man Caro is gonna FREAK
>Isaac Heeney visited Victoria Police headquarters today to be questioned. >No arrests have been made.>The Sexual Crime Squad has taken over investigations.https://x.com/cleary_mitch/status/2089284143477846122
would be great if those 5 players mentioned by caro are all deregistered.
>>157390398to avoid airport journo scum
>>157390345>>157390348any faggot normie in one of these "yeah the boiz" group chats should be executed
>>157390412Nah, they'll all get listed as having finger injuries
yep sydney is truly fucked for the foreseeable future enjoy the cellar for the next decade rapist scum
Heterosexual sex will be outlawed in our lifetime
>>157390416
>>157390420like that will affect you lmao
>>157390231We need to wrap our arms around heeney’s missus
imagine they got on the bag and got some prozies at a motel tonight on the drive back
>>157390420>Heterosexual>5 men in a hotel room with a dildo
>>157390395but enough about the gold coast suns heh heh
How do you reckon Swans will go against Norf this weekend?
Are they listening to music on the way home? Sitting in silence? Protesting their innocence? Trying to get their stories straight?Will they stop at maccas on the road?
>>157390431rekon they get bummed 2bh. mentally broken
>>157390427imagine the kind of prozzies you would get in albury
>>157390259Unexpected, combined with the effects of alcohol and/or drugs. It's entirely likely; if not probable.
>>157390437
>>157380690>could go some cock right rnbased swans groupie ****** ****
>>157390326It's ridiculous, nobody really knows what happened down except that the alleged victim is a female so everyone has to act like it's the Junko Futurama case
>>157390437probably sleeping while Ramesh facetimes India the whole drive
>>157390437south gundagai maccas5 hours champ
jewlong sleeper cells very active last night
>what happened downIt's a now through situation
>>157390267kek
>>157390259>AI slop
sugg
*throws a handsome dildo at you*
>>157390453keep seething for the rest of your life luddite cuck
>>157390456crisp
homemade breakfast burritos for dinner
>>157390440more of a holbrook prozzie man me
>>157390084passport application.
Imagine waking up thinking it’s gonna be a normal Monday morning and then your 3 best players get wiped out potentially forever kek. Couldn’t happen to a better club or supporter base
It's over for the swans
Betting companies have taken down the odds for the swans v norf game
How do you reckon swans seether is feeling now?
>>157390470grimimagine hiring a female xander mcguire to sick your willys and tongue your bum holes
Wild Dildo Round
>>157390276Hasn't it already come out this fucker didn't even hire her and his whole negotiation gone wrong narrative is just a lie?
>>157390460Not a luddite, in fact I've been dealing with "AI" as a hobby for over a decade, long before the retards like yourself bought into the hype.
Nick Daicos never assaulted a stripper with a dildo
this is kind of wild
its over for the iggs
>>157390384Kath has started calling him "King Kong". Wouldn't surprise me if some Fox staff start calling him Kong.
>>157390442is this not a perfectly normal weekend?
>>157390479He let the male strippers assault him etc
does being an alleged SA perp exclude a player from being in the All Australian Squad?
>>157390478great stuff bud really impressive
>>157390473thats a pic from an assault in england
just get the feeling this will hurt warners trade value dont you
>>157390488Heeney's season has been too good to omit so probably not but it will be interesting if he's there for the ceremony.
>>157390464that's a big dong
>>157390479remember the rumour that nick daicos was charged with sexual assault and there was a gag order on the case but it turned out to be jack silvagni's brother
>>157390496He will probably still win the Brown Nose Medal. Swans players can do anything and still win.
>>157390470But how annoying were the women? Something we should consider before we judge too hardly
>>157390499very big dong
>>157390169>>>157390135I was smug when you said that your bane would rape the swans. when your bane were the raped, and not the rapers, thats when you got all >muh vfl sidesuch a shitbird stance.
Was telling youse lot that Sydney would be straight setting this year. Feel robbed that this story is going to make it an obvious prediction.
>>157390501Nah, that's for Nick this season. It has already been decided.
>>157390322why put something cold with something hot? am i supposed to eat the ice cream first before it melts? why do i have a timelimit on eating my food before it's ruined?
I just got here wtf happened with my swannies kek
Curnow has been working all year to peak at finals and now it's all gone out of the window with the baby...
SwAns
>>157390516look at this sad cunt
>>157390504I don't even know what your point is. If Bane were losing 5 players, with three of them from their absolute best, I would be putting a line through them too.
>>157390508ice cream is unironically the most overrated "treat" in the world
>>157390514good chance carlton win a final and swans get swept
>>157390524Shut up, faggot.
I think we should put out a joint statement.
>>157390519I like looking at data and statistics when I am bored lol it's not just only melbourne crime
So is their some video or some shit?
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/tom-silvagni-convicted-rapist-from-famous-football-family-has-lies-and-deceptions-exposed-in-court/news-story/b80d46397e3ce4dbb5922d3db6d1f4a9So was the younger Silvagni guilty? What do you cucks think?
>>157390519kekswans players are dildoing prozzies and that sad sack though the thread needed an injection of /pol/slop
>>157390516mental/spiritual deficiencies
>>157390499>>157390503i have climbed on that dong
Petracca getting baked on On the Couch
If you’ve read the news today about the incident involving Swans players and felt triggered or affected by it, you’re not alone.News involving allegations of sexual assault can be confronting and frightening, and it can bring up a lot of difficult emotions - particularly for survivors of sexual assault and those close to them.I’m posting this simply as a reminder to my fellow AFL fans: please look after yourselves and each other today. Reach out to someone you trust or a support service if you need to, and check in on the people around you.Everyone responds to news like this differently. For some, it’s another breaking-news story. For others, it can bring back experiences and emotions they’ve worked very hard to live with.Please be mindful of that when discussing or commenting on the story today. https://www.dvconnect.org/sexual-assault-helpline/The helpline isn’t just for DV victims or people currently experiencing, it is open for all.https://1800respect.org.auOpen for all too, online webchat also available.https://fullstop.org.au/get-help/find-servicesfind services for your state.[reposting from /cric/]Edit: More resources for people1800RESPECT, 1800 737 732https://blueknot.org.au Blue Knot Helpline: 1300 657 380Supporting adult survivors of childhood trauma and adult survivors of institutional child sexual abuse around the National Redress Scheme.https://www.lifeline.org.auhttps://au.reachout.com/challenges-and-coping/sexual-assault/everything-you-need-to-know-about-sexual-assaultHelp yourself and others understand SA. Let’s be educated and compassionate
>>157390516the higher the density of adult stores the higher the density of dildo assaultsmakes you think
>>157390544reddit or bigfooty?
>>157390544>safe space if youre a stripper facing Blakey holding a dildo
>>157390534if he wasn't he wouldn't have forged the taxi receipt
can't believe it was decent players this time sydney are so fucked it is beautiful it's going to be hard to come back from this
>>157390544checked. I just had to tell my 9 year old to prepare him for the upcoming media storm (Massive swans fan) and of course no details just that swans may be in trouble or go missing. although pale in comparison to what the victim/s must be feeling he immediately broke down and cried. The knock on effect will be huge. I don't know if I want to be associated with the club if true. Everyone in my polycule feels the same.
>>157390556oh no
Obviously if they were doing drugs then the AFL drugs policy must be utter bullshit.
Until the government gets serious and bans high-powered assault dildos they cannot say they are serious about sexual abuse of sex workers.
>The AFL is reaching the conclusion, as is Sydney, that it's going to be very difficult for any of these players to take the field until the police investigation has concludedYeah that’s gonna take years. Look at how long the Bruhn thing dragged on
can you dicks give it a breakthis isn't something you joke about
>>157390544>>157390556
>>157390562dildo amnesty bins when?
https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/swans-players-involved-in-alleged-incident-club-confirms-20260817-p60p0t.html
>and the alleged victims arrived at the hotel at 4am
told some of ya'll that the swans have a culture problem
>>157390570Curious they aren’t mentioning Blakey by name now
Nah look, listen here right, I’m just sitting round out the back down in Cranbourne, yeah? Just had a durry, looking at the Hills Hoist spinning in the southerly buster thinking to myself, "Mate... what on absolute earth is actually occurring right this second?"And I'm not talking about the price of Winnie Blues or why the replacement bus to Frankston smells like damp carpet and stale V energy drink. I mean like, everything. Total dog's breakfast.I woke up this morning, had a servo pie nuked in the microwave—still an iceberg in the middle and lava on the edges, classic—and flicked on the telly. Nothin'. Just some bloke carrying on about interest rates like I’ve got a spare four hundred grand down the back of the couch next to the empty Twisties packets.So I went down to Bunnings, grabbed a snag, just to feel like I’m contributing to society. But nah. Walked in, smelled the onions, and me brain completely flatlined like a VL Commodore alternator on a forty-degree day down Punt Road.I have literally—deadset, on me nan’s grave—gotten zero clue. None. Zip. Zilch. Nil.I don't know what day it is, I don't know why my left knee clicks every time I check if the bin man’s been, I don't know why the trams screech like a cat in a blender, and honestly? At this point, I am too scared to ask.I just wanted to put it out into the universe: I haven't got a single, solitary scooby-doo what is going on. Not a bloody foggiest.If anyone else is staring at their lino wondering why everything is so totally rooted and nothing makes sense, chuck a reply. Or don't. Makes no difference, I won't understand it anyway.
>>157390483delet
>>157390522my point was prior to the game, you or your mascot was saying >just wait sydney finna get raped by bane kek and all that shit. raped raped gaped, sydney . and once the game was over, thats when it was >wellll now if only . that was my point.
>>157390577>A manager representing a fifth player denied his client was one of the players involved.heres why
just think about how the big swans pride flag waver is feeling
If this were Geelong players they'd all get a payrise and a pat on the back
>Sydney Swans sponsor LoveHoney have cancelled their partnership
it's cruel and unusual punishment to make MY iggs wait til sunday evening to receive their final hammering of the year. we should be on thursday night so I can forget about footy a.s.a.p.
in hindsight does getting 4 weeks for saying faggot seem harsh
>>157390594who are we even playing?
>>157390597who cares
This has gone on long enough. Where is the whores video?
>>157390597Hawks
JVR getting 3 weeks is so fucking dumb, if anything it should have been a free kick against majak for marking interference.
>>157390595yes, fuck the crows but that should have been a big fine for a first time offence. send the money to some fag org and let the cunt play.
someone simply must throw a dildo on to the field this weekend
>>157390610
>>157390610Tomahawk chop goal celebrations
can carlton choose who they play in their annual "carlton respects woman" game?
pics of chad warners asshole or it didn't happen and three different picture of his bumhole in any position and a normal pic of his bumhole from behind and one where it's spread a bit open and a picture of him fingering it
>>157390610and they cannot ban or fine them because it would be homophobic
>>157390592so they fucking should based MY catters
>>157390569I represent a small but prestigious consultancy firm with an extensive history of government contracts and am confident that we can organise and deliver 40-45 dildo bins and a comprehensive community awareness program for no more than 15 million dollars.
>>157390580So essentially you're just rolling out the early excuses for when Sydney loses their qualifying final and having a little bitch while you're at it? Good to know.
>>157390605Reckless cunt smashed JVR's fist with his face
>>157390610follow in the footsteps of this trailblazer
Why do footy players even need to hire prossies? Surely be easy as fuck to pull some bitches if you're 6'5 and built like a brick shithouse.Larkey I do understand though. Would be lucky to get a root in a brothel
>>157390633These are questions only söys and simps ask.
>>157390633cause some insta thot will broadcast it and take photos of everyone doing linesprozzies are discreet unless they get assaulted
>Agenda Setters and @tommorris32 are also reporting that the Swans coaches were out drinking until after midnightFingers crossed McVeigh is somehow involved in this clearing the path for HIRD
>>157390633convenience and prozzies wouldn't brag about rooting like some clout chaser sport fucking Bailey Smith
>>157390639Don't think it matters desu, Hird is already over the line.
>>157390633Discretion, most of these players already have steady girlfriends. Random run of the mill groupies will blab about it to their friends, whores typically won't, until shit like this happens.
>>157390639shambolic club
According to the various player managers, this is what the hotel room looked like.
Feel like this has overshadowed Sam Pang's Gold Logie win.
>>157390637spot on
>adult men having a few after finishing work for the weekthis has gone too far
>>157390648I didn't even know this was the Front Bar guy's last name until now.
>>157390633They've seen what happened to Lachie Neale if you fuck a random. Need to keep things on the down low.
>>157390651the coaches I can understand after locking up second spot and got to the hotel by midnight is fine, players went full retard though
What if this is all some elaborate scheme to make us think Chad Warner is straight?
There was a cute quirky girl on The Chase today
>Heeney (and others) arrived later to the orgyOh no, that's Stephen Milne music.
>>157390625sounds like the bundy went down the wrong way this morning fella; I didnt mention anything about finals. it was you who brought up the sydney brisbane game, I was merely correcting the record. what happens next is in the hands of the police and the afl.the only one whinging would be yourself and some toothless stripper somewhere; who the bigger whore is is debatable.
>>157390658whose dildo do you think it was?
>>157390657players do stuff like this constantly we just never hear about it
>>157390661>the only one whinging would be yourself and some toothless stripper somewhere; who the bigger whore is is debatable.kek bodied
>>157390663as the saying goes, possession is 9/10ths of the dildo.
>>157390661I literally never brought up the Brisbane game. You replied to two posters and can't even keep track of who you're talking to. Sad. The state of that club and its supporters.
The players just need to claim it was a mental health crisis and get the arm wrapping treatment
>>157390670I only meant to reply to the post with the banefrog. the pother post being linked was naccidental.
Is it better for a club to be renowned for its positive stance towards homosexuality, choking in finals, or assaulting prostitutes with dildos?
need some legend to leak the vid already
>>157390677What's taking so long? Surely these whores sent it to a friend or two that is open to a quick buck?
it's funny being one of the guys that swasnsook seethed over and deemed "swasnseether" at this moment but i have a confession to makei hate shit kilda morebut swasn downfall is pretty funny
I really, really hope the part about her teasing blakey and feeding him insects was true
>Isaac Heeney, Chad Warner, James Jordon and Riley Bice were questioned by police over the alleged assault.>A manager for a fifth player [Nick Blakey] denied his client had spoken to police.Did Caro get the 5th name wrong?
How excited are all the AFL media journalists that they get to report on a heckin serious police investigation?
>>157390687caro knickers must be drenched
>>157390680>i hate shit kilda moreThey're simply too irrelevant to hate imo. They just don't matter.
How exactly is throwing a dildo at someone worse than what Noah Balta did? I know which one I’d rather have done to me
>>157390687They just fell ass backwards into weeks, possibly months, of talking points. They're overjoyed.
has kingy said anything?
Anyway, my thoughts are with the victim(s) and their families.
Seems like just the typical dirty Pozzbourne peems and the local escorts are ganging up on Sydney because they’re set to win it all again. Disgusting behaviour.
something must be done
>>157390144It just keeps getting worse. The dildo is an improvement. Take it back to like 2016 design.
>>157390077more of a ping pong ball show man myself
>>157390168New Pies fan
>>157390695nah, shit kilda deserve more hate than shitney frankly. shit kilda are a pathetic whinging joke franchise that do nothing but complain about other clubs being more successful and being nepobabies, despite them being a vic based team that travels less and getting kissed on the dick by the afl. they are absolute pond scum nepo pieces of shit worse than bane, gold cunts, or shitney. they don't even deserve to exist, they are a waste of a franchise.
>>157390716Player curfews
>>157390670>>157390680do you two want a dildo to the back of the head? because this is how you act when you want a dildo to the back of the head. then consequences will never be the same.
>>157390695>>157390725also don't forget how their whinging singlehandedly changed the draft rules, fucking piece of shit scum team. and for all the complains about geelong in the media, saints scum have a lot of fingers in media pies, including saint nonce riewoldt the talentless cunt
>>157390176Taser, Taser, Taser>Shoots the Lizard dead
>>157390725I don't hate either club but I can understand why someone hates Sydney. I stand by St Kilda being irrelevant. Their constant whinging is just symptomatic of being so irrelevant.
if this turns into a federal law issue im never watching the afl again
chuds be like:>la fuckin degenerate homosex trannie bad!afl players do something degenerate>omg yes slayyyy queens fuck them le whores haha go the boys!
>>157390710prozzies dont have families, otherwise they wouldnt be prozzies just thought of a good thread soundtrack.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uqbJE5nnt8
A dark day for the AFL
watching you guys clamour for (you)s in the wake of this news is very cringe
>>157390225Pretty fucking precious for a paid for hooker caring who's doing the banging unless they went raw.
>>157390740trvthie
>>157390745dark humour be dark.
>>157390745It will never recover from this
A stain on a once great club, a blood stain if you will.
>>157390733>also don't forget how their whinging singlehandedly changed the draft rulesThat's hilarious. Their whining is literally what got the AFL to change the rules just as Riewoldt's sons are coming of age. With any luck they'll be high quality father-sons and St Kilda won't be able to afford them under the new rules.
>>157390748Extra wear and tear needs to be paid for.
>>157390216Crispola
>inviting some prostitutes to your hotel room and letting them use dildos on you and the boysThat’s dil-do>inviting some prostitutes to your hotel room and sexually assaulting them by using dildos on themThat’s a dil-don’t
>>157390748I figure they feel they should be getting paid twice. I get it. Their pussy is a commodity they're selling and by switching those blokes are trying to get their dick in it without paying which wasn't the deal.
>>157390391How the fuck can a hooker get raped? That's theft.
How Dil handles this will be his watershed moment.
>>157390745>>157390754>AFL sex scandal involves women>NRL sex scandal involves a bloke rooting his dogWe're still doing okay.
>noooo my heckin goygolem millionaires are innocent leave them alone
>>157390773to be fair, the nrl one is far better banter than rooting some cheap prozzies
Hello, my hole, we meet againIt's been a while, where should we begin?Feel like a gapingWithin my arse are memoriesOf perfect love that you gaped meMy arse remembers
>>157390772probably holed up in a boardroom somewhere right now screaming TAYLOR SWIFT
I’ve got two words for you all:Ben Cousins
Wonder how Jai Serong is doing
>>157390773>belting and abusing (female) prostitutesThis crosses so many PC lines, the AFL’s reputation has been obliterated. How will they handle the AFLW now?
>>157390783benny was smart enough to go to brothels after midweek trainingt. knower
>>157390773>bestiality>piss-drinking>sticking fingers up player's bumsNRL's scandals are far grosser.
>>157390772>>157390782Essendon will get a priority pick (matched at their current first pick position) if they announce James Hird as coach tomorrow morning.
>benny
>>157390259If the dildo don’t stick you must acquit.
>>157390785hopefully the way you described
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>>157390784heard he's gone underground
>>157390785>How will they handle the AFLW now?Have you seen the domestic assault percentages for lesbians? The AFLW are world leaders in hitting each other with dildos.
My johnson is about to cop a SERIOUS workout
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
>>157390791If you made it rhyme I would have said "lol" or maybe "kek"
>>157390784Did the perpetrator have any distinctive features?Do you think you could pick him out of a line up?
>>157390786Also never got popped for substances while he was an igg.>>157390783Please stop trying to deflect blame and make it about my iggs we changed our culture for the better and are a family club now.
>>157390800Crisp me. Got the old knoblerone ready for a belting.
>>157390798True, but that’s not in the popular narrative
>True, but that’s not in the popular narrative
>Nick Blakey is adamant tonight that he has not been interviewed by police, nor has he provided or been asked to provide a statement by Victoria PoliceApologise
>>157390796heh
>>157390813Yet
>wojak-beard-shaved-head-smug-face.jpg
>>wojak-beard-shaved-head-smug-face.jpg
>>157390818Problem?
>>157390801kek fucking retards
A DILDO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
lots of brown envelopes are being sent to and fro tonight I betthe papers will be interesting tomorrow
>>157390813>Would you like to come in to the station and have a chat?No.>[x] Not been interviewed>[x] No statement provided>[x] Was asked to have a chat, not provide a statementBeing very tricky with his wording.Did he drive back to Sydney or take a flight?
>>157390813should sue Caro for libel/slander
>wojak-onions-boy-looking-at-sportsbet-while-drinking-onions.jpg
>>157390822What's the point of having a bunch of hookers if you do not also have cocaine?
>>157390813telje dildo didn’t throw itself
>>wojak-onions-boy-looking-at-sportsbet-while-drinking-onions.jpg
sources are telling me that cocaine is illegal
>>157390813I'm skeptical for him to be named by so many sources at this point and to have not been involved. He may simply have not spoke to police yet because they've been ascertaining events from other witnesses whilst he's a suspect.
>>157390801I’m shocked to be sitting here
absolute ripping day on alfexcept for the two spergs still stuck wojaking like mentally stunted manchildren
>Reports allege a female showed one of the accused an image macro known as a 'basedjak' before being assaulted in what has been described as a 'meltie'
>>157390830fair but I meant retarded in the sense they could random drug test and are playing finals. Also you want to have a coke fueled all nighter and go to an airport? risky
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>>157390836Big if true
>>157390836big if true
>absolute ripping day on alf>except for the two spergs still stuck wojaking like mentally stunted manchildren
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>soijakking in the big 2026I shiggy diggy
so what r the facts. a few interviews by police and one swasn player suspected of assault. i'm sensing one indefinite suspension while the investigation plays out and otherwise a nothing burger
>soijakking in the big 2026
>>157390843I'm more shocked they didn't dispose of it when their whores started kicking up a fuss.>Also you want to have a coke fueled all nighter and go to an airport?Probably planned for it to all be gone and really there's not much risk being high at an airport if you're no longer in possession of anything.
>>157390851KWAB
>Prostitutes sexually assaulted in a hotel roomThis is a big deal
>>157390856Nothingburger
>>157390856Yeah probably how it will play out.
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>>157390862lol
>>soijakking in the big 2026>I shiggy diggy
We can reveal exclusively here on /alf/ tonight that I am still yet to have sex, more to come on this story.
Yeah probably how it will play out.
>>157390871This story just keeps getting more depressing.
>>157390856i expect everyone stood down by end of business tomorrow after they closed door brief the club
the last nrl drama was when their version of nick daicos posted a video on social media of himself drinking toilet water
>>157390872nice greentext champ
>>157390871get a prostitute in a hotel room
>>157390871*stretches your arsehole*You're welcome
>Yeah probably how it will play out.
>>157390862this
>All-Australian squad release delayed amid Swans allegations
>>157390879>toilet waterWho was the nrl player photoed pissing directly into his own mouth?
>>157390716BAN THE USE OF DILDOES BY PLAYERS AND STAFF
>choose a job where you get sexually assaulted on a daily basis>it's only a problem and a public scandal when millionaire afl players are involved it's all so tiresome
>>157390879Why would he do such a thing?
>>157390859Yeah seems like a rookie error.
>>157390888Which one?
>nice greentext champ
new>>157390893>>157390893>>157390893
>this
>>157390887fucking pozzed sport what happened shouldn't change who makes the team
>>157390801chune
>>157390888Todd Carney.The bubbler.Being from Canberra, jokes flew around here for years.
>>157390023Accurate. Fredditors of the East
>>157390038The hero we deserve.
>>157390043Fuck that is funny. I wish I was a Siddy Swan now
>>157390773Forgetting the Bulldogs and Cronulla scandals there chief?
>>157390043Talk shit get hit
