HEAVE HO UNNA
iggs
>>157390898This is just good banter thoughbeit
THRIVING community
>157390898where is his foreskin
>>157390887I understand why they don't want the announcement overshadowed but still gay.
*sells you rat oil tablets*
something burger
*throws a dildo at 200kmph at you*
>>157390893I dont think its fair that these players could be holding the premiership cup in 40 days time. What sort of example does that set. They should be banned regardless of anything
cheer cheer the red and the white
there is no good reason for players to be out after a game in the middle a gendered violence epidemic. stay the fuck at home.
>>157390910>yeah sorry Heeney couldn't make it tonight he's in cuffskek
>>157390916yeah looks like a bloke who’d assault a prostitute desu
>>157390913>>157390915so that's why he looked so grim he got nicked
>BREAKING NEWS>Reports allege that a prostitute has been sexually assaulted in a hotel room in Melbourne
what if this all gets swept under the rug
>>157390920It's not even the team though, it's just the squad.
can someone paint me a picture of what the sex dynamics are like with 5 guys and 3 girls
>>157390928think the genie is out of the bottle
Reckon that stripper found out their one wood
>>157390927How does a dog consent to this?
>>1573909303 couples and someone topping Warner
>>157390930Dunno, ask ChatGPT
How do I explain this to my wife's son?
>>157390930F-Four guys and three girls, I was just there to ask the hooker for directions back to my room. I was gonna leave as soon as the sex started.
>>157390930>>157390936I’m sorry, I can’t generate unsafe images.
Have you blokes ever been acupunctured
Shove it up your arse reportsperg
>>157390948nah
So next Tuesday will Heeney and Warner be permitted to get their blazer? They're surely locks for the AA team.
>>157390948No
>>157390948yeah once
>>157390950>>157390953>>157390954ok cool
>>157390951>week off>booked in at pullman again
What a waste of time it is to get sucked down the rabbit hole with this scandalous shit. You seriously all need to get a life. Wow, some people in a hotel room did some things! I'm going to spend my whole day thinking and writing about it on social media! Get a life.
>>157390959
>>157390951bail conditions dependant
>>157390961kek, gonna be a big one
>>157390948Had dry needling done.
It was HeeneyIn the lobby With the dildo
Mumford bless
>>157390976CULCHA ISSUES
>>157390973>I don't follow AFL but whenever I hear about one of their scandals it's always pretty fucking gnarly. And those Victorians are always acting high and mighty
didnt something big happen also the last time geelong fucked up taking the attention away
Why hadn't you blokes told me about this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKNfj9_HMJI
>>157390983brainless
>>157390983yeah fucking prozzies and doing coke is wild i could not imagine any athletes from other sports doing thisfucking wake up the only story is somehow a chick fell over and busted her face
>>157390928what if what gets swept under the rug?
>legalise prostitution >this happens
>swansook doing damage control>for freejej
Can you imagine how unbearable the shame and embarrassment those 5 players would be feeling right now? Even if they’re innocent, getting tied up in dildo gate and it being a national scandal would be suicide fuel.
Late night diarrhoea
Apparently the Sydney wags are going absolutely feral because they're worried/accusing their blokes of getting up to depraved shit on road tripsThis is, in turn, splintering the playing group because blokes are furious at the players who have caused this Very very ugly and I suspect there will be some trade requests coming if certain players don't get delisted / deregistered/ traded outNot looking like a good short term future for the Swans
>Can't wait 12 hours until you get home to root your 8/10 gfFooty players are built different.
nice night for a 10 hour drive
>>157390975
>>157391014Think they'd be more concerned about keeping their asses out of Gaol. Would be more of a fear thing even if their innocent.
How do you reckon swans seether is feeling now?
>>157391024sometimes you just want maccas even though you have a wagyu steak waiting at home
>>157391023Until a whore gets hit in the face with a dildo it's only speculation. This confirms it actually happens in their minds.
>>157391003seasons over for you champ back into your hole like the vermin you are
>>157391020Kek
Syd staffers - basically everyone below senior assistant coaches - are looking to the exit because they're worried about being stained by association
most hotels have a 4 person limit and a strict no party policythese lads might have got themselves banned from the pullman
>>1573910292024 all over again.
>>157390930something like this
Imagine if despite the scandal Sydney fluke their way into the grand final and then lose it by 130 points to Basedmantle
What was a drip feed of stories about cultural cancer within the Sydney Football Club is quickly becoming a torrentVery few in the club are going to be left untouched by this
>>157391042my sides
>>157391042
>>157391042kek
I can only hope /our/ Errol didn’t get caught up in all this
>>157391042fucking kek
Heeney is the chief rapistI can tell, he's a psychopath
I wonder how she's feeling right now?
>>157391042jej
>>157391062stuff her
>>157391062Look at her, she's a psycho too
>>157391065
>>157391041>Scrolling through /afl/ to see what happened. Apparently dildos were involved
>>157391062She must be worse than him in fact, they're made for eachother
we need to ban e-scooters and dildos
>>157391078Might
>>157391034Even their sign holding girls with the fat arses?
>>157391062>Can't wait a couple of hours to get home and bang a red hot chick like thatWhy the fuck would you risk it all for some Melbourne junky slapper?
>>157391083I'm looking for the exit with their sign holding girls with fat arses if you know what I mean.
Grace Scott deserves better.
>>157391084Same girl gets boring a few times
>>157390893
>>157391084In fairness he may have just been planning to innocently jack off while the other guys fucked the prostitutes.
>>157391088I would give her a good life
>>157391096why do fox footy love applying high contrast to all their cover photos?
>>157391096That's a man, man
>>157391096crazy how all women look like this without make up
>>157391042me on the bottom right
might try to learn french
>>157391122Nice, doing Spanish myself
Anyone finna post porn?
5 scoops of psyllium husk today
>>157391042That’s only 4 guys
>>157391141Only metamucil works for me. Massive shits that leave nothing to wipe.
>>157391142But then who was phone?
>>157391147
>>157391062
>>157391146Yeah, don't reckon this homebrand rubbish does anything. Might have to get the real stuff.
>>157391096head like a busted arse
Kane Cornes is a massive faggotHow can anyone stand him?
>>157391179It’s just the resident portsperg
>>157391027>more of a fear thingWarner is positively stiff at the thought of jail
You ever do a big diarrhoea and finally just a wave of emptiness washes over your bowel? It's like I feel normal again without realising there was something wrong to begin with.
>>157391042HOLY KEK
All this does is make the inevitable docker choke even sweeter
>>157391142one had to take the picture
I do big thick long arsehole stretching toilet blocking shits
>>157391062>those eyesshe's feel anything
>>157391062Two horrible humans
dem swans players really fucked up
honestly? fuck sydney swans and their dumb arse supporters hope they never show their fucking faggot heads again. get fucked cunts. you deserve this shit you spoilt coddled cunts.
>me watching the downfall of shitney a month earlier than their usual gf collapse Loving every second lads
>hawthorn get a free pass to a prelimLimp
Should we remove swanscunt from the big four of /afl/ after this incident?
>>157391218>>157391222Crisp
Why are you blokes so nasty to Heeney's fiancee?
My life is in shambles but at least I’m not Chad Warner. Cunt has his arsehole floating around online and now is involved in paying for sex kek
>>157391222Hawthorn?
>>157391222I know Freo will shit the bed but they'll at least put up a contest.
i've sent pictures of my arsehole to gay men
>>157391238Iggs will lay down and let Hawthorn get enough percentage to jump Brisbane. That way Freo will play Brisbane week one and lose immediately, likely straight setting.
>>157391246Basedmantle are finna thump everyone in the finalsI wont stop saying it
Longmuir is too autistic and introverted to win a gf (grand final)
so who through the dildo then?
>>157391246What sort of margin are you predicting for the Lions over the Pies and the Hawks over the Eagles?
Not making bet slips for you champ lmao
gf
>>157391265Brisbane over Pies by 70 since they know they need percentage.Hawks over Iggs by 130.
late night comedy
>>157391271fat slut
>>157391281kek fucking spuds
>>157391281Hawthorn’s kicking is still meme
>>157391281>670kb leftCould've been much better quality.
>>157391296feel free to make your own
This reminds me of Sam Wicks rooting a teammate's ex. Surprised he didn't get traded after all that.
>>157391278>Hawks over Iggs by 130.lol
>>157391306Hawks will go into it knowing what they need to get.They know their path to the prelim is 50x easier if they thump the Eagles, so the Eagles are going to get an all time thumping.After watching the Eagles vs Collingwood game, the majority of the Eagles side down tools and take it easy, so it'll be training drill for the Hawks.
Whoever finishes 3rd basically has a bye to the prelim
>>157391315lol
ok its almost midnight, lets hear some schizo conspiracy theories on how other top of the table teams are responsible for sending those hookers to tear down my swasn
>>157391332No one cares enough about the Swans to screw them over. In fact, having them up the top is great as they're a free win come finals time.Sadly this is just the case of someone falling down a /pol/ hole and thinking rape is okay.
Bice is about to get thrown under the bus isn’t he
>>157391332chris scott paid the hookers to sting sydney
>>157391345Blakey completely uninvolved.Heeney involved.Warner, Bice and Jordan present but uninvolved (cuckchair)
Isaac "psycho rapist" Heeney
>>157390932*one wooden dildo
Were there ever any peen picks in the Warner leaks? Would have to imagine if you're taking part in orgies with other guys you must be packing.Couldn't handle getting dickmogged in front of an audience.
>>157391043you wanked to yourself typing this.
>>157391383Yes
>>157391217u mad? have a dildo luvvey.
>>157391383That is why he was watching while Bice and Jordan did all the suspension worthy stuff
>>157391345Likely, but the coke found in the room may involve others
coke is so pleb tier
>>157391217Calm down Essendon fag.
Why are so many Australians becoming disabled?
>>157391471At the start the companies who were doing work were those who genuinely wanted to help people who needed it.Now all the companies just want to grift and maximise how much money they can make from it.
>Bigfooty deadVIDEO JUST DROPPED
>>157391494Link
>>157391504ITS ON YOUTUBE, GET IT BEFORE IT GETD DELETEDhttps://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=pgGqRe0e_JJQewp3
>>157391512HOLY SHIT
>>157391512Heeney is absolutely FUCKED
Fuck you cunts
iggshttps://youtu.be/e0UOew2Fc-c
phonefaggots BTFO like a stripper's 2 front teeth.
>>157391550you can do that on phone
>>157391548chabin moiyeet
>>157391572nowt much blax
https://www.bigw.com.au/product/cadbury-favourites-kiwi-edition-boxed-chocolate-470g/p/6036615kiwi favourites are half price at big w
>>157391512>?si=
>>157391550>needing a script to remember dQwdopaminefriedbrainlet btfo
I have a fetish for women sitting on toilets
>>157391042holy kek
>>157391601corrrluff Cadbury fruit & nutsbig fan ngl
>>157391693I bet you do fatguts
>>157391691
Cottesloe Beach5 minutes champu know who u are
I'm a disgusting perverted creep
>>157391762t. Nick Blakey
>>157391383Yes I saw it and it was pretty big ngl
>>157391762based my year 10 maths teacher
Freo are unbeatable in Perth but /bane/ will absolutely rape them without mercy at the MCG
what the fuck is wrong with these people? this is the swasn scandal thread btw.
>>157391794vile imagery
>>157391794It's talking about people having a price.If you were a young sportsman, how much would it take for you to let Alan Jones grope you?
the more concerning matter is the age of the person to whom he would hypothetically offer the 5M
qrd on why the swans are full victorians and why do they bash and sexually assault prozzies?
>>157391794That guy is a total faggot and one of those automatons with zero critical thinking that still thinks Trump is some ultimate evil dictator because the tv told him he was ten years ago. Trump ain't good but not for the reasons this retard has been taught to believe.
>>157391823meth mostly
>brisbane lions>BRISbane>bris>noun: the ceremony in which a Jewish baby boy is circumcised.i'm nooticing
>>157392046>bris>noun: the ceremony in which a Jewish baby boy is circumcised.>bane>noun: a cause of continuous trouble or unhappinessThose filthy antisemites.
wait till you hear about moorabbin
>>157392086>moo>noun: the sound that a cow makes>rabbi>noun: a religious leader and teacher in the Jewish religion>n>noun: the 14th letter of the English alphabet
>>157392103moor rabbi bingo st kilda btw
Today will be a good day.
why is everyone acting so hysterical?>couple of sluts to celebrate the win>one of em gets ko'd by a flying dildo >get booted out>demand to be let back in to be 'sexually assaulted' again>get told to fuck off>3rd slut wants in on the action and rocks up making a sceneyou and reddit faggots are worse than #metoo and #believewomen poofs kek
throwing away your season for shitty coke and sluts
>>157392562you got your first upvote!
whole year of gloating down the gurgler for some shitty coke and sluts
no warner or heeney for the rest of the year
>>157391067yeah shes got crazy as fuck eyes
morning sunshinewho's got the bag and the dong?
no second chances in the court of public opinion
First set of charges expected to be laid by the end of the week"Clear and compelling evidence" is the word
Isaac Heeney will address the playing group at training later today when he will apologise and announce that he is voluntarily ("""voluntarily""") stepping aside until this matter is resolved. Swans are hoping this draws a line under the stand down issue, but AFL are still ropeable and don't want their hands forced in making a decision to stand down the remaining players Very poor relationships atm and very tense. Swans trying to salvage the season
>>157391471all me btw
>>157391179kaneo is a gigachad and you're just a whinging poof
what was thrown faster, the dildo or the swans season?
Swans. lol. Swans.
>>157392467>rape is okay because... well my disgusting vile club in poof heartland says so!cunt off swasnsook kek
gma
>rapebased estrogen maxx poster
I think the Swans were innocent. If the Swans players were rapists in their eyes the prossies would be protecting them instead of reporting them to the police.
Will this affect mcveighs chances at the dosn job?
>>157393153Hopefully
>>157393130gma
Hird provided the strippers and bags. He has been planning this for months with the boys from port melbourne and the players group at essendon. Its all a scheme to take mcVeigh out of the race for the coveted position of the coach of the essendon bombers.
Guess where I am?Trying to get the answers /afl/ deservesPlenty of parasites lined up out the front
>>157393223Do not care
>>157392562They probably do this every interstate trip though and never had an issue. If the girls teeth hadn't been knocked out then I'm sure everything would have gone fine as usual. Wonder why someone threw a dildo in the first place? Wouldn't expect it to be hard enough to injure someone.
Is this the dildo party?
Andrew Dillon has refused to speak to me
Wank for breakfast.
Sneedxual sneedsault
Isaac Heeney just flew over my house
A Sydney Swans player just threw a dildo at my head
isuuc peeney the rapist sociopath
imagine throwing your season away after beating the wooden spoonersabsolute minnow joke team behaviour kek
It is my understanding that attempted murder charges have not been ruled out
>best players stood down >get a few weeks off before finals >found to be a nothing burger just some lying whores>hit finals with fully rested starsbased
Where is our resident swasn supporter? How's he going?
this just again proves that NRL is the premier code and that we are decades ahead of the AFL
Forget about whether the AFL or Swans want these players out there -- there is a real question as to whether bail will be granted
>>157393306Yeah the AFL has not had an inter-species dog rape incident yet, definitely behind the NRL here when it comes to sex scandles.
>>157393299Im here, lost me little magpie mate last week so dont really give a fuck. We werent going to win the granny anyway just fun shitposting during the year.
The AFL are considering whether to fold the Swans and have a rebranded Giants playing at the SCG as Sydney's team. The AFL never wastes a crisis and this may be a way for to solve several problems in one go
>>157393313they already drove home last night no charges laid
Wonder how Heeneys missus is going to react to him
>>157393306whats nrl?
>>157393334Oh well that's settled thenIDIOT!!
AFL should bring in Dean Laidley as an expert consultant for the investigation
>>157393354PEAK COMEDY
>>157393354You mean Danielle Laidley
>>157393377MY FUCKING SIDES /nrl/ DOES IT AGAIN! COMEDY GOLD!!!
>>157393334they fled the state??
just got sexually assaulted and the rapists wouldnt let me back in for more ama
>>157393397spastic attempt at a cope swasnsook
>>157393394Its literally her name, disgusting for you to deadname her
Been thinking of getting into stand-up.so honest feedback welcomed>An AFL umpire was in attendance when Isaac Heeney sexually assaulted a stripper. The umpire said: "Free kick, Sydney"
>>157393397did the rapists let you collect your belongings before locking you out?
>>157393416LOL SO TRUE
>>157393411tits champ or gtfo #believewomen
Woahohh oh ohCock in my hole
A disgusting act by the Sydney Swans
>>157393299im also here but i don't really care because im an nrl guy
To the tune of Sweet Caroline>Isaac Heeney>Rape rape rape>Heeming sluts never felt so good, so good, so good
Come home, Chad.
>>157393419go cats btw
FIENDING to go back to bed
Several player managers received phone calls last night from unaffected Swans players about seeking trades this offseason Everyone is very concerned about guilt by association
which one of youse ripper blokes is gonna through a dildo on the ground when the swannies takes on the rooos?
hope swans make the grand final. ill go to the grand final parade and just piff dildos at them.
>>157393419kek might use that one at work today, cheers mate
>>157393487>through based pies fan
Off for a run, see ya in halfa.
>>157393541if you were using the right of return to evade justice it'd be on the run see you in haifa iykwim haha
>>157393581Heh
Fill in the blanks>Deranged and depraved rapist, _____ ______
>>157393606Pauline Hanson
>>157393459To the tune of country roads>Dildo throws>Doing blow>Bashing hoes, all night long>Isaac Heeney, Bice and Blakey>Dildo throws>doing blow
>>157393435you're one to talk micktranny, now never respond to my posts again and fuck off you absolute cancer nonce scum
===Public Service Announcement===https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
What with the dildo comments? QRD
>>157393781see>>157390975
Good morning alf. Fuck Sydney.
I know I'm a bit late but I didn't realise people actually use tiktok. like people are actually on it (real people). I thought it was a meme lol
gma hope everyone are enjoying them prisons they created for themselves
>>157393878are you retarded? every woman spends hours on it every daysomething like 2 billion users globally
>>157393903just never really occurred to me... just not in the target demo I guess and don't really talk to women
let boys be boys
guess who's backback again
How many more times can Chad Warner be publicly humiliated?
Sportsbet has increased betting payment for Swans winning the grand final from $9 to $12
Need to buy bulk cheap dildos from Alibaba and when Swans go out in straight sets cover their oval with them overnight like that bloke did with wooden spoons when I can't remember who bottomed out, might have been iggs
can we stop dunking on my swasn
>>157394060delightfully devilish seymour
the alleged sexual abuser known as Isaac Heeney
The serial stocking stuffer
>>157394040i think this galvanises the swans
>>157394164Bit hard when half the team is locked up.
So did Blakey throw a dildo or did Heeney donkey punch a whore?
>The group of five were driving home to Sydney in a rental car on Monday night.THE NINE HOUR DRIVE OF SHAME
>>157394181They couldn't afford the flight?
>It’s understood the players drove back to Sydney from Melbourne via a hire car to avoid an inevitable throng of media at Sydney Airport.Too indecent to be allowed into Australians airports
Isaac Heeney's misso is going absolutely apeshit on her insta kekDon't think the stocking stuffer will be spending this Christmas with her!
>>157394181you dont have bros irl? that car ride would be a good laugh, lot of good yarns about the night before
>Kidnapping, rape, attempted murderHoly shit these cunts are absolutely fucked
>>157394208fuck you for making me look cunttheres nothing on her gram
>>157394219Yeah I'm seeing all the same stuff in my group chats. Too weird for it to be a coincidence
>>157394175
this is more of a media beatup than the geelong waiver thing lol
>>157394227Check her insta @steffiewaters
this is more of a beat up than the 2025 grand final lol
>>157394240If I go to her profile my algorithm will get flooded with AFL garbage
>having an instagram accountlet me guess do you have a tiktok account too, pussy?
>>157394240fool me once
>>157394219>>157394231Can someone share the details instead of vague posting?
I find it hard to believe all 5 players could fuck up so badly at the same time. Surely it was just one who fucked up and the other four got dragged along for the ride.
>>157394350What details do you expect mate. Its an active investigation.My brother's mate is married to an officer who told him thats what they were looking at currently.
>>157394387That will play really well in court Very serious charges are going to be laid
The five blokes involved must be genuinely pooicidalFacing professional and personal ruin, along with serious jailtime
Remember to wait for the details guys.
Who needs an arm or arms wrapped around them?
>>157394200>>157394211It's so they can avoid airport media and get their story straight.
Imagine if a coked up Heeney tried to kill a prostitute out of fear of story getting out/misso finding outWould blame it on the CTE myself, the old Chris Benoit defence
Andrew Dillon press conference at 11amMust have something to say. Stand down of players?
>>157394490All over a couple of sluts. What a waste.
>>157394579Reckon they caught someone getting bummed and then this all got out of hand.
>>157394586What channel?
>>157394586Stand down would be the best play then can just say they are not allowed to comment any further or take questions on an active police investigation and gameplan further in silence without pressure for a while
dildo update?
>>157394702In my bumhole
>>157394622These things take years to go to trial
>>157394702forensics found dna from 11 males on it
>>157394732AFL wouldn't be concerned with that timeline only getting these players out of the limelight. If it's serious they can just drop them completely further down the road, players are just a line on a balance sheet that's either asset or liability at the end of the day. See what Dil has to say.
>>157394401Well there is apparently a video going around and people seem to have group chats discussing it? It was just a dildo thrown at a hooker now it's murder and kidnapping lol?
>>157394471No one's going to court
if what's going around whatsapp groups is accurate all of them won't be playing for a while.
>>157394490goodno mercy for women abusers
if you sit on your hand till it goes numb and then get yourself off, it feels like someone else's finger up your ass
>if only you knew how bad things really are
Okay the latest is only one player is actually implicated. The others were circumstantial witnesses (were out with the player and aware he had a stripper in his room) but were not present / aware of anything further. The woman is choosing not to press charges, but VicPol will still make enquiries. Charges not expectedExpect most of the players will be playing on the weekend
>>157395212What a letdown, bet that whore got a nice little payday
>>157395212yep sounds like the whole thing was a big nothingburger from what I am hearing
Can't believe I fell for this sensationalist bullshit. Hang Caroline Wilson. Hang the entire Sydney midfield for wasting my time.
>>157394019all that to go nowhere
tom harley made the call it all links back to jewlong
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hHvp7cdqY3w
>>157395212i said from the beginning i found it hard to believe all 5 players could simultaneously fuck up.
>>157395212How many machete attacks, home invasions and carjackings committed by the “youths” of Victoria while half of the police force was busy at the Pullman?
I have just been spouting absolute shit for three threads straight now
>>157395212So no one was attacked with a dildo?Why were there angry women in the hotel lobby at 7am? Just being swept under the rug more likely
>>157395324Imagine the thrill of heeming a foid off a bridge
>>157395349yeah it's been fun people have accused me of being four different posters now lul
>>157395349Crisp me
>>157395212NEW UPDATE: Women herself called the police, not the hotel staff. Very serious allegation.https://www.3aw.com.au/one-player-the-concentration-of-police-investigation-in-alleged-sydney-swans-incident/
but did hayden pantiear still die?
>>157395212Money changing hands, NDAs being signed and stories being matched up.
>>157395349me too kek and I dont even watch afl
>>157395412What sports do you watch?
>>157395429tennis and cricket
>>157395439Haha imagine if they made a merged sporttencket or cricnesHaha
the sexual predator known as chad warner
women shouldn't have rights
@4chan staffPlease do the right thing and turn off the comments on this post.The things people are saying here is absolutely deplorable and could be considered libel.
Would you blokes get arsefucked for a million bucks?
>>157395474Already do it for free
>>157395470blood libel iykwim haha
>>157395324why did they do it?
so she didn't feed him bugs?
stop dunking on the swasn. you have been warned
the big boomer brain trust have set their sights on the real perp at last
>>157395555Powerful.
the alleged sexual assaulter known as isaac heeney
Isaac Heeney can't have sexually assaulted a woman. He's gay.
>>157395555how does alf respond to this?
>>157395641By listening and learning If you do, you too can be this cucked
>>157395555The rapes will continue until all AFL players are made to sign a binding pledge to vote for the Greens. Honestly shocked the AFL has been too gutless to do this already.
>>157395555bonkers
>>157395641we need to engage with our minds and hearts
If the women 'became hysterical' as reported some bad stuff has gone down.
>>157395555Literally nothing said here is incorrect
>>157391794(((Monash))) in avatar.
*bangs kids*
*throws dildo*
Carlton have appointed Frasier as their senior coach press conference at 12:30pm AEST.
>>157395841>Frasier
She has a bit of Annie Knight about her
>>157395869she really does
>>157395470When legacy media tards find 4chan. Put the bottle down Robbo.
fuck i could go a pie
fuck sydney lmao eat shit
>>157395877thinkn kebab
Has /ourgirl/ commented yet
>>157395740Do you know any women? They become hysterical because someone wears the same dress as them, or their hair wont sit right.
>>157395891Has she ever shut the fuck up about anything?
>>157395891she will find a way to blame all men and society in general
If the women was an exoctic dancer, which I don't know for sure, it sounds like she was dancing and the players have imposed on her without consent. Not a good look.
NOTAGOODLOOK
Carlton have used this opportunity to appoint the wrong coach yet again but avoided media scrutiny.
wrap our arms around status?
>>157395935I think society should be suspended and made to miss the finals.
Still putting Curnow on for 3+ this week
so much fucking hair in my ears, i can feel it growing
if they'd just been caught with rozzies/rippers in the work hotel it'd be 2 weeks. if police are involved and there are allegations of criminal wrongdoing it'd be 4 weeks for everyone involved. and if charges laid obviously indefinite. crazy the afl are trying to kiss the swans on the dick again and get them off. disgusting given their commitment to preventing violence against women.
>>157396079>if they'd just been caught with rozzies/rippers in the work hotel it'd be 2 weeksWhy? Probably happens every week for every club.
>>157396088firstly no it probably doesn't other clubs aren't sydney who covered up buddy's antics for years and B they didn't get caught even if it does happen.
>>157396110Buddy had mental health issues.
If geelong get buttress im quitting the afl
>>157396110>firstly no it probably doesn'toh sweetie...
>>157396160I don't mind, they have an ageing list.
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
>’Off limits': New claims emerge inSwans sex assault scandal>A woman's claim she was "inappropriately touched" has triggered the Sexual Crimes Squad investigation into an incident at a Melbourne hotel involving Sydney Swans players.So it was literally just someone getting a bit to handsy with a stripper?
tradiebros... they secretly filmed what happens on site>>157396206
If I was there in that hotel room I would have been able to mediate the situation easily. I'm a bit like Kevin Spacey in House of Cards.
>>157396275I may watch the first 2 seasons again
>>157396088>Why? Probably happens every week for every club.not an argument
>>157396252>shows up at 4am at drunk footy players hotel room>AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE TOUCHED ME
>>157396275That show nosedives once he kills the reporter. Should have happened later in the show. I never watched past season 2
>>157395811crispy
>>157396286It is kino I think. The british version is good I wonder?
>>157396266Disgusting but damn I really do have an unimpressively sized cock compared to that.
>>157396275If I was in that hotel room with those girls, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in the room and then me saying, “OK, I’m going to get your home safely, don't worry.”
>>157396160Surely he's going to Collingwood after seeing their kids play the other night. Huge money, play with the best player in the league and a lot of promising kids coming through so they're not bottoming out.Seems like a no brainer. Surely Geelong's rebuild has to start at this point.
>>157396296Glad to see you don't understand how consent works
>>157396305I tried watching the brit one after but didn't much care for it
>>157396322>so they're not bottoming outI'm hearing Nick Daicos definitely is
>>157396323Strange thing to be glad about mate
She couldn't say no, because of the implication.
As a port customer my preferred butters destination is who ever can afford the most and I feel like that's not Bulldogs or Geelong. If he goes to pies can they send Houston back as part of the deal?
What’s the bet they’d been buying her drinks and giving her coke all night too. Ungrateful bitch
>>157396348Richmond via PSD Pick 1 it is
No more weight remarks Anon. They're hurtful, and they're destructive.
>>157396350trvkie
>Lure a stripper back to your hotel with the promise of bags.>Get shitty when she doesn't put out. Lucky Heeney didn't replicate iggsboomers Thailand antics
>>157396266me when collingwood win
This past 24 hours is going to trigger Chad Warner going to west coast end of this season which starts a chain reaction of trade wins for the iggs culminating in a 3-peat 2029-30-31
>>157396386you can only wonder how many times he has done it before and gotten away with it
>>157396404bIGGS
>>157396404I mean if we can get him for cheap.
isuuc peeney
isak peanut
>>157396420I'm sure this happens with most clubs when they travel. You don't do this sort of thing after home games obviously. And depending on the time and location sometimes you might not stay the night when travelling. So a team might only do it a few times a year
to be a fly on the wall
DINNERS UP LIZARD
to be a fly on the lizard's plate
poor lizard is gonna get sledged so much for this
>>157396490oh no!
Just saw Adam Goodes on Flinders St in Adelaide. If I wasn't a coward I'd have gone up to him and booed
>Bailey Smith had a secret meeting with Zak Butters to convince him to come to GeelongIf Smith is the reason Butters chooses Geelong over the Bulldogs the level of absolute seethe coming from Footscray will be unlike anything we've ever seen.
>>157396596Imagine if I walked around with a fleshlight in my pocket
>>157396596Swans had one laying around their hotel room.
>>157396610chad warner had it up his butt
>>157396583Meh Daicos had secret meetings with Butters too, doesn't mean that much.I wouldn't mind missing out on Butters if it meant that hippie retard would finally be gone as the coach, but sadly it won't happen.
>>157396605Yeah IMAGINE hehe
believe strippers and whores
Henneys misso is pretty damn hotGotta wonder if a night of drug sex with some whore is worth throwing that away
>>157396583I dunno if Bailey Smith is the sort of guy you want brokering deals for your club.
>>157396749she looks exactly the same as annie knight, including the vacant stare probably from sexual abuse
believe media releases
believe in yourself
>Key Sydney players are set to be charged by the AFL with bringing the game into disrepute and face suspension for multiple matches.>Two senior competition sources speaking on the condition of anonymity have confirmed to this masthead that the AFL will enact rule 2.3A, which prohibits conduct unbecoming or likely to prejudice the interests or reputation of the AFLAh. Good.
>>157396831yeah it is faggot, beating up prozzies is pathetic behaviour and these cunts deserve to be thrown in prison
>>157396749Looks like your typical influencerthot with the added bonus of a grim hairline.
RIP Sydney's season. This lady just gifted Freo the title
>>157396764>Yeah bro the under the table cotton on money is so fucking good>The bags are pure>Check out the sluts in my tinder DMs I'm doing mammoth numbersez, Bailey Smith the powerbroker
So what's likely to happen in the offseason for these retards? Will they even stay in Sydney or get pushed out for a "fresh start"?
>>157396853hopefully big bubba resleeves their anus in gaol
>>157396853>Isaac Heeney (with possible life ban / multi year gaol sentence ahead)What's he worth?
>>157396749Honestly it doesn't matter how hot they are you get bored of the same pussy after a while and she looks like the type that was so attractive she never had to try sexually, just turn up and lay there
>>157396853Jordan and Bice are from Victoria, easy for them to go home. Perth looms for Warner. Swans will definitely keep Blakey.Heeney is 50/50 stay or go to GWS
>>157396872>Swans will definitely keep Blakey.Why? He might've been the main instigator in all of this. He might end up with the life ban.
>>157396846Don't think Sydney was honestly a contender anyway. Their reckon against the other top 8 teams was 3 - 5 and their form had been pretty bad for weeks, even with the soft end to their fixture.
>>157396879>reckonrecord. Fuck me, I need better sleep.
gave it all up for a bag and a rootweak minded men
inappropriate touching
imagine thinking there's anything wrong with knocking a foid's teeth out with a dildoafl themselves need crisis meetings
Stop trolling me fags, what are the rumours and what is known.Do we even know if anyone has been charged? Isn't there just an accusation and a few voluntary interviews players gave to police who were presumably witnesses?
>>157396889the whole point of being a footy player is to get a bag and a root, most players don't care about flags, they get paid the same regardless
>>157396903idiot
>>157396879Correct. Team finishing third was always likely to end up with the free prelim with Sydney likely straight setting. Hawks were kinda pretenders as well, so the 2v3 was a fraud off.Now that Brisbane has the chance to take that spot, it'll be Brisbane with a home prelim and the grand final 80% chance to be Freo vs Brisbane (Brisbane winning).
>>157396911say that again
>>157396903Getting stomped week after week wears you down desu, even if you do get paid the same as the guy winning week after week.
>>157396902The most sane thing I've seen so far of that 5 guys were partying (probably against team orders) and Heeney pulled a stripper back to his room, cocaine may or may have been involved, he may or may not have gotten too handsy with her. She contacted police not hotel staff. She not pressing charges (I dunno if confirmed). At least one player in question, probably Heeney will step down for at minimum finals. All 5 might get the AFL ban hammer for a time for conduct unbecoming and bringing the game into disrepute
suck shit swansook
>>157396940>She not pressing charges (I dunno if confirmed).Mickie O' being on the board paying dividends.#WARCHEST
>>157396953Why do the swans have a raper on their board?
>>157396958Don't get beaten what you know
>SYDNEY will hold a board meeting in the next 24 hours to make decisions regarding the immediate future of players involved in an alleged incident in Melbourne that is the subject of a police investigation.>Swans coach Dean Cox addressed the wider playing group at Swans HQ on Tuesday, but the players involved in the alleged incident were not present at the club.
>>157396969>but the players involved in the alleged incident were not present at the club.Was Blakey at the club?
baking
>>157396975he was under the heat lamp
>>157396975Dunno, they probably sequestered the 5 that were driving back from Melbourne in some stripper free hotel to grill them and get their story straight
>>157396976Better be the stocking stuffer OP. Or a Heeney topless picture.
>>157396987that would just be EPIC
Was Heeney the bloke that had the family rift and chose some whore over his parents? Or am I thinking of a different blonde Sydney player
>>157396991Getting chills of excitement just thinking about it.
>>157397000you're thinking of a curly brown haired fred palyer
>>157397000keiran jack i think
>>157397015Yeah that's the one
too slownew>>157397028>>157397028>>157397028
>>157397015His brother is a massive cuck too
>>157397000Kieran JackBetrayed his parents for a run of the mill piece of foid
