>Sydney and the AFL suspending players for at least two games who were in the room but not involved in any illegal activity has been raised as a likely outcome - Jon Ralph
bane
>>157397035yes.
>>157397039What does he know?
>>157397028Including one non Seams player to this list, with whatever odds, would of been funny
>>157397028gamble spnstibly
>>157397028>suspending players for at least two gamesSo they miss the first final but are back for the actual knockout final. Bit suss.>>157397039It's uncanny.
chad warner trade to iggs for second rounder>chad warner trade to iggs for second rounderchad warner trade to iggs for second rounder>chad warner trade to iggs for second rounderchad warner trade to iggs for second rounder>chad warner trade to iggs for second rounder
I tell ya what, if Craig Bird was on that list none of this would have gone down.
>>157397035based
then who was dildo???
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
So the Swans are now splitting up the players, giving them their own lawyers, etc? After having them drive home together for 10+ hours?
>Reid still out after getting hit in the nuts
I was baking dickhead
>>157397074id imagine a few will be going after a few muckrakers desuhope they take em to task
>>157397076>No Sheezel, No Bont, No Reid, No Daicos (probably), No HeeneyWhat a pathetic end to the year for my Supercoach
>>157397076must have testicular damage then. vale father son prospects
>>157397083Why were you taking so long? It takes seconds to put up a thread.
>>157397094fuck up smelly cunt
>>157397098you're too slow, junior
>>157397098Tell me the nearest McDonald's to your current location and then be there in 5 minutes, cunt
protect sex workers
>>157397111yet when we throw our arms around them in support that's wrong????
*bangs hammer*
>>157397094I was drawing a pic for it
*bangs gavel to release African sex criminal on bail*
>>157397122kek they do be doing this
protect the afl sydney market
>no real investigation to be undertaken>no police interview questioning>no indication a crime was committed>no one arrested>just the ramblings of one prostitute with a vague story>geelong is no longer under scrutiny for the kolidjashni issueah. good. the microcontroversy worked.
>>157397128You'll have it ready for the next thread then. I promise I will not bake the next one.
nooooo not my heckin swanserinos!!!! they good boys dindu nuffin!!
>>157397135>kolidjashnithis highlights the ridiculousness of that name. it's a perfectly reasonable attempt at spelling it right and phonetically checks out but is nowhere near "right". fuckers should have been ordered to choose new names when they arrived in australia, or at least the afl
A prostitute goes to the hotel room of a footy player who is only there for the night and probably agrees to drugs and alcohol but gets upset when he touches her??You can't even touch hookers now??? What was she expecting they were going to do? Just watch some movies at 4am or something?
Will M'Lady grant me this dance?
>Two week suspension>Week 1: Round 24>Week 2: WildcardBack in time for finals ;^)
worst part is swansfags now have an excuse for going out straight sets
Theare are people guilty of assault against women in the Hall of Fame. And don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that's justification to not do the right thing here, as I completely agree with you. Just that this organisation pretty consistently does the wrong thing.
Word to the wise, remember tanner bruh
>>157397158Like the chick that lied and said Tanner Bruhn raped her after he and his friends wouldn't pay her any more after they had already had sex there's probably a chance this whore simply wasn't paid enough to be kept satisfied.Whatever happened to the days prostitutes handling their issues with discretion and professionalism? Is that what happens with legalised sex work and no pimps?
What does Tanna Brewen have to say about all of this?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Db4gDIOFND_/oh theyre fucked
>>157397158>Hire a stripper to come dance at your hotel room>Whoa, those tits are pretty nice>Start grabbing themThat is sexual assault. Strippers are look, but don't touch. You can ask if she offers extra services and see if she evolves from stripper to prostitute.
>>157397175>>157397177>>157397180Bruhn mind
>>157397183>Strippers are look, but don't touch.Most of them are perfectly fine with you touching some but some of them are weird about where you touch them. I had one put my hands on her tits but when I put them on her ass she said "no honey" or something and put them back on her tits.
>>157397173The AFL only brought in the ability to remove people from the Hall of Fame after Barry Cable court case regarding him abusing young girls.If people in the Hall of Fame do something from that day forward (like Winmar) they'll get removed, but the old timers are grandfathered in essentially, unless it's something truly nasty that comes to light.
>>157397197well yeah, tits arent sexual organs
iggs
The AFL needs a truth, justice and reconciliation commission to deal with any person now or historically involved in the game who has any allegation (even a hint) of sexual misconduct They need to be expunged from the game and it's history This may sound harsh but it is the only way forward
Is she didn't want to get touched shouldn't be a stripper going round to men's hotel roomsPretty simple
>>157397221crisp mohammedian rapist andrew tate fan
If he didn't want to get run over by a 500 ton truck he shouldn't have been working at a mine.Pretty simple.
>>157397202not true, some women can achieve orgasm just by massaging them, women have been known to get aroused breastfeeding too just by the physical sensation
It's explicitly illegal to touch strippers here in SA
Isaac Heeney is a psychopath
had loads of lappies over the years and I can count the number of times I wasn't offered a root or gobbie on one hand. do youse virgins even know what private dances are for?
Damn you guys go on about stuff.
>>157397232ive got a woman off with a neck massage mate, doesnt mean necks are sexual - just that women's orgasms arent based in anything logical
CARN THE PIES
>>157397244necks arent organs, but can be sexual
had to fake an orgasm to get this creep off me lads
Going to head down to AFL House again later to see if I can get an interview with Andrew Dillon. Reply to this posts with any questions you want me to ask (assuming I can get him)
sugg>>157397237also a drug fueled sexual predator. not a role model
>>157397254When will you resign?
>>157397197When you touched her ass you gave her flashbacks to when her dad/stepdad molested her.
>>157397035
looks like James Jordan took his tagging role too far
had to fake an orgasm so my husband would bottle feed the bubba, lads
>>157397265>married>implying he gives a shit whether you cum or not
>>157397265THE LITTLE MASTER WITH ANOTHER BIT OF MAGIC!
my head cannon >two players rooting each other (I'll let you decide)>other 2 rooting the females>lizard comes in later than everyone like kramer>ummwtf.png>im finna tell someone about this>sober up>wtf we better fix this>they kick the prozzies out >they don't get paid >cause ruckus downstairs
>>157397284>cannon
Nick Daicos is the shining light of the AFL
>people seriously think fred can beat bane at the MCG
>>157397284I know footy players are retarded but this is a stretch
TYPOIN THE GROUP CHAT
>>157397274I would like to think if I was married I would care about that
>>157397284>She gaped me>She GAPED you?
>>157397297freddit won't even beat bane at optus they simply lack finals experience and their coach is a miserable cunt who won't motivate his players to fight. their gameplan won't hold up to finals pressure, they couldn't even run with melbourne's pressure in that game
>>157397326bane are washed you spastic fuckhead
>>157397331don't seethe at me when they three-peat little fredditor
>>157397326fred are unbeatable in perth
>>157397302You're asking to be sóyjaked, mate.
>>157397363shiver me timbers
>>157397358based statchat enjoyerunironically the only good youtube channel
I didn't even watch a game of football last weekend but I've been in this thread the whole time.
>>157397361*be's losing to cold toast in their first ever finals game*
>>157397387Hawthorn tier level of fraud right here
for me, the peak "boyz will be boyz" moment was when andrew demitriou, then president of the AFL, was doing a live interview on TV when news suddenly broke that the saints players set a dwarf on fire at a mad monday function and andrew could barely hold back laughter while trying to explain how appalled he was at this apparent behavior
>>157397387haven't watched a game in over 5 years
>>157397403to be fair to vlad it is very very difficult to hold a straight face when someone tells you that a stunt midget was set on fire at a footy club piss up
>>157397403Objectively funny thoughGreat banter to fuck with a midge
they found the car the swans players fled innote the state of registration
>>157397387we know micksperg
>>157397420there's something wrong with these nsw cockroaches
>>157397416I still laugh when I hear / read itNot necessarily laughing at the midge, just the notion of a footy player setting a midge on fireIt's just funny
The midge got his revenge
Was this a racist act?
>>157397464silly kaffir should have watched where he's walking
Just kick a barrel, you dumb fuck.
Reply to this post with>Good night sleepy, MajakOr you will have 10 years of bad luck
>>157397477Good night sleepy, Majak. Also lol at Dees for thinking they'll get JVR off for this but I suppose no harm in trying.
>>157397477Good night sleepy, Majakthat's mabior chol tough, majak retired years ago
It’s so fucked up that women can get buyer’s remorse after having sex and then ruin someone’s life just like that
>>157397519WORLDSTAR
>>157397515usually it’s when they have a boyfriend and wake up and realise the consequences of their actions
No sex outside marriage, simple as.
>>157397553nate caddy's aunt looks like THAT?!?!?!
>>157397553fat slut
fold gws already
fold every expansion club except iggs crows and fred
I'm going to start a Patron soon and I encourage all those who enjoy my posting to consider signing upIt will just give me some additional support to keep the posts that you enjoy so much flowing
>>157397568>7345lol. lmao even. the showgrounds hold 24k so 7345 would imply it was about 1/4 full. all the upper tiers were closed (like usual) so that's down to around 16-17k available seats and the outer and behind both goals had whole empty blocks. there just was not 50% of those seats filled.
>>157397553I eat that Ass
AFL? MORE LIKE SAFL (S*xual Assault FL) LMAO
>>157397434 i can fix her
>>157397426meant for>>157397592
She is absolutely right, the focus shouldn't be on the players "McCarthy, now a commentator for Seven and Triple M, said focusing on "the football consequences" for the team caused by any potential sanctions or distractions sent the wrong message, particularly to girls and women.The former Lion, Saint and Hawk also took issue with Swans chief executive Matthew Pavlich saying the club was "extremely shocked and disappointed that this has taken place and that the players have found themselves in this situation"."AFL players occupy positions of enormous influence. We celebrate them as role models when they do wonderful things in the community, we can't suddenly decide they're 'just footballers' when difficult questions about behaviour, attitudes towards women and culture arise," she wrote on Instagram."Language matters too. Players don't simply 'find themselves in situations'. Adults have agency and make choices. Whatever this investigation ultimately determines, our language shouldn't inadvertently remove that agency or responsibility."Current GWS player and McCarthy's former AFLW teammate, Tilly Lucas-Rodd, praised the post, while Lion star Jade Ellenger commented: "This is what using a platform for change looks like, so well said."https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-18/sydney-swans-media-coverage-kate-mccarthy-kane-cornes/107049792
>>157397611>Lion star Jade Ellenger commented: "This is what using a platform for change looks like, so well said."YAS SLAY QUEEN
you just knew they were going to turn it into a wah wah womyn thingdon't want abused prostutites, don't legalise acquiring prostitution services
>>157397611Fucking retard slut doesn't understand you have to use language carefully in a dynamic public relations matter, where all facts aren't known that involves police and got comments could impact said investigation. I fucking hate these holes so much. Just having a fucking cry all day every day before kicking 0.8 to win a game and celebrating.
>>157397588Sydney, Brisbane and Port Adelaide are equally deserving of their place in the league and have been infinitely more successful this century than the three clubs you listed with a combined 8 premierships from the last 25 years. Meanwhile the three clubs you listed have a combined total of 2. If we look at finals appearances the comparison becomes even more bleak.
>>157397553>Those creases in her bikini bottomsWhy is she forcing it up her bumcrack?
>>157397601How wealthy is this guy/'s parents? His life is what I would do if I had money but there's no way you could do it without having shitloads of money in the first place.
greta <3
>>157397621>being an incel Cringe
>>157397611You know when a woman speaks and you're just likeAh shut the fuck up bitch
>>157397622sydney and brisbane aren't expansion clubs, they're moved club and a merged club
>>157397627Yum!
>>157397626>His life is what I would do if I had moneyIf you had money you'd make soijak faces? Pretty grim desu.
I want black womens big arses on my face
Why don't women stick to their own spacesIs it because even lezzers can't stand being around each other?
>>157397632No because unlike you I don't spend all my time on /r9k/ and blaming women for my problems
How can I be an incelMy wife is a woman
>>157397594NSW culture. Still amazes me the the Swans get crowds.
>>157397611Why would people watching football news care about the football consequences? Focus on the feminism.
>>157397617Do these chicks realize that the chick was a crack whore?
>>157397666Their days of getting big crowds are over, they’re finished
foy
>>157397667That's a slayyyy/10 queen
Real soi off going on in the mediaCucks competing to our cuck each otherSick society
>>157397611I'd be fully behind just suspending the whole league before everything is fully settled including appeals to the courts.
I don't know why the Swans players are being criticised for an inclusive and understanding approach to sex workThey could have, almost certainly, picked up some drunken bint to pass around but they chose to support a sex worker (real worker)And this is how they get repaid. Hmmm, I think I know what they might do next time
>>157397685It's a now win situation
>>157397685Remember when the fake Hawthorn abo story spilled just before the Garnd Final and grown men were calling into talkback radio and literally sobbing over it? This is to be expected.
>>157397477
>>157397685>Buzzwords Buzzwords Buzzwords xdYou should be banned
>>157397690This is a really good point
>>157397692I wonder what those same "men" had to say when it was revealed that whole thing was just a pile of bullshit made into a hill in an attempt to bilk the club out of a few more bucks.
Has it even been confirmed that the ALLEGED victim of the ALLEGED act is a woman?
>>157397705>maaaate that was all in the past and I'm sure they had good intentions, I don't really remember it all too much to tell you the truth
so the entirety of the story is>woman claims thing without evidenceand that's it?
No, I don't "believe all women"I believe EVERYONE I suspend all sense of credulity and adopt as my belief whatever seems most in line with the cultural zeitgeist This is the only way forward
I do not thinkI am a vessel for the thoughts and beliefs or othersBecause I am not an incel
>>157397707Yes. It was 3 women. Two of which were seen making a commotion with swans staffers in the hotel lobby, saying they filmed everything they did to their friend.
Looks like the incels are home from school
>>157397707It is AFL players involved, we should say “woman” until further evidence comes to light
>>157397724i havent even got out of bed yet to tell you the truth
>>157397723*”women”
>>157397731If they were trannies the media would be piling on even more.
I gave up having any independent thoughts when some anon called me and incel
THERE'S ONLY ONE BONY LOCKETT
don't know if I can watch this sport anymore, its just scandal after scandal
>>157397740Why think critically about anything when you could just be a good person?
>>157397740It's always projection, the dipshits that insist having fairly stock standard opinions about society makes you an "incel" are typically some of the most hideous creatures in existences and could even get laid if they paid for it.
To be clear, unwanted leering can be sexual assault. If a stripper asks you to stop looking, you need to stop immediately! That is her consent to look at her withdrawn
>>157397753same, i'm just tired and fed up
>>157397746AIDS?
Sydney are likely to be disinvited from their Brownlow and their votes will not be read out in the usual manner. The AFL is concerned about any distasteful scenes
>>157397621>justifying state and corporate nudge unitsGod for fucking bid the public is made aware of what happened and who is involved in something. can't have anyone knowing anything or wondering about why anything might have happened. Things just happen to people, cars just run people over, players just find themselves in compromising situations, machetes just find themselves embedded in someone's skull. but no don't you frickin DARE think about any of that you MIGHT prejudice an investigation because we're too fucking retarded to just sequester juries. deadshit apologist wanker.
>>157397759as for me, i've had it up to hear
What does Brodie Grundy think of all this?
>>157397617She reminds me of someone.
>>157397771he'll collect his thoughts once he's moved back to adelaide
>>157397771He's wondering why he wasn't invited
we should all go on a big road trip and see what australia has to offer
>>157397783i'll drive the bus off a cliff while you all are kipping
>>157397814Seems Sydney players are Kath enjoyers.
>>157397814i'd throw a dildo at her face too
>>157397814Unironically looks like an ex-girlfriend of mine with a better ass and less tits.
>>157397814i do not believe you. please show her locanto or scarlet blue ad
>Hire a white stripper>End up at the cop shop on assault chargesThis is why you stick with Asian girls.
Hate to notice things, but it's always whi*te people.
>>157397827tell that to simon carman mate
>>157397842When you get a lapdance can you request they use your face instead of your lap?
>>157397611women who fuck for money and spaz out on a bit of drugs arent good role models either
>>157397842what was wrong with a woman like her for aliir
this scandal has ROCKED the afl
>>157397863he knows what black people are like
>>157397867>THICCCC made obese women think they're hotDisgusting. Hit the gym and turn that lard into thicccc muscle and then we're talking.
>>157397879could you imagine all the grief this has caused for lads at other clubs who do a bit of blow and fuck prozzies after away games
I preferred the St Kilda schoolgirl scandal. Ricky Nixon is always good value.
I am rocked because I genuinely thought all modern AFL players had the utmost respect for womenNow I just don't know what to do
>>157397895how many fans does this bitch need
>>157397895I require more supporting evidence before I can make a conclusive judgement.
>>157397895>3 fans blowing on the bedWhy? Does it smell or something?
>>157397898if even just one of the big sydney pride flag wavers walks away from footy its a massive win
>elite private school boys treat women like shitwhy is everyone always surprised by this and acts like it would never happen at their clubstop putting these blokes on a pedestal and just use them for the entertainment they provide us
>>157397895My Mrs has a better arse and she's in her late 40s. These chicks aren't even working out, just eating KFC for the hormones. Also where are her tits?
>>157397898>guy at the centre of coke and hookers scandal is possibly the most marketable man in the AFLHe's just flushed all his advertising and media bux down the drain for the next couple of years, not to mention possibly his engagement.
>>157397911>xaviers treat women like shit>"tradies" treat women like shitseeing a pattern here lads
Isaac "psycho rapist" Heeney has been confirmed as the focus of the investigation
>>157397920confirms my theory that people who wear those le im the penis and shes the pussy xd shirts are fucked in the head
evening gentshas this nothingburger blown over yet?
essendon should announce hird as coach now to avoid blowback
>>157397916But look at her thighs and calves. Corrrrrrr.
>>157397917Yep, these chicks don't care if the athletes do it, they care if they get caught and she gets embarrassed. Social shaming is worse than rape for these women.
whats the reaction if josh fraser loses to richmond in r1 next year
>>157397917>>157397925> not to mention possibly his engagementIf it looks like his career is going to be over I'm thinking we'll be hearing he domestically abused her and she'll be suing for compensation / selling her story.
>>157397895>never gets nude on OFworst of the worst
>>157397923there won't be blowback.both dosn customers and hates get who they wanted and will cheer and laugh at them respectively
>>157397950I might like this style of panties even more than g-strings desu.
>>157397955looks good providing she has the bum to fill them out otherwise they just look juvenile
were you guys jocks in highschool?
I’m a fat faggot alcoholic retard desperate idiot who constantly lies to women and pretends to be someone he isn’t, and I can promise you that I would never pay for sex or to watch a woman strip. It’s the most pathetic thing you can do.
>>157397966I find even if she doesn't have a great ass the do a good job shaping it and making it look a lot better.
>>157397969Until I started doing drugs, yeah.
ive got something she could inspect
>>157397977Lip fillers suck.
>>157397765trying too hard/10
Imagine calling a stripper and she talks to you in an australian accent
>>157397989i'd fill her lips with something
>>157397993I can't imagine that.
>>157397977bogged and dead behind the eyes. She must have seen some shit being in the sex crimes unit
>>157397993Why would I be phoning a stripper?
>>157397993>an australian accentYOU HAB GOOD JOB?YOU HAB MUH-NEE?
PLEASE STOP SENDING THE MESSAGE TO YOUNG GIRLS THAT'S SELLING YOUR HOLES DRUNKEN MEN HAS CONSEQUENCES
>>157397955>pantiesFOYThey're called knickers.
>>157397977>EricHipwoodGenderswap.pngDisgusting.
>"Our first question should not be what this means for a football club. It should be whether our actions match the standards we stand for and the community expects of us.what does the AFL stand for?Are we gonna get a sex worker appreciation round?
>>157398008Wait arent you australian?
This is probably a good time to remember that despite making up just 13% of the population tradesmen in Australia commit 50% of all violence against women
>>157398022>knickersYou sound like an old grandma using that term, poof. Just for that next time I refer to g-strings I'm going to call them "thongs"
>>157398031There must be an awful lot of aboriginal tradesman when you consider domestic violence arrest statistics by ethnicity.
>>157398026now THAT'S a proper sex offender!
>>157398029i expect them to play good footy and thats itwhy would anyone from the community want or expect more?
>>157398031Yes, because despite only being 13% of the population they get 50% of the women.The other 87% of guys are fighting over the left over bottom 50% of girls.
>>157398022>hard r
>>157398031It rises to 86% after the granny
>>157398031I don't care what happens to womenthey made their bed. let them lie in it.
>>157398041me too but possible because the AFL is a subverted organization used to shape social narrative and public behavior.
>>157398043sure sure champ>>157396206
if i had a missus like jules neale or mrs heeney i would never cheat
Why are women such poor decision-makers?
>>157398031>dumb enough to shack up with a tradiethey deserve it
>>157397993Imagine being an Australian stripper and the client talks to you in a Pajeet accent.
>>157398058no testosterone
>>157398063I assume they just say they're fully booked in that scenario.
>>157398031Cops are worse. Also electricians are sensitive new age guys.
>>157397927Same old Carlton
>>157398058no need to make good decisions when you aren't held accountable for any of them
>>157397867>>157397895They're going to lose their jobs over this hag? FMD even I would say no and I'm a desperate loser
>>157398056>Those hammersIs it any wonder women want a tradie bf?
>>157398031More like 10% but yeah
>>157398077No, those are female wrestlers i got the pics from a /pw/ coomer thread
Fuck Roberts-Smith, fuck Heeney, fuck the ADF, fuck Albo and fuck the footy
>They're going to lose their jobs over this hag? FMD even I would say no and I'm a desperate loser
I’m done with the AFL after this.
punnet squares
should i trade heeney out of my SC team?
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>>157398123I'll be done after this year. Either MY Fred win it all, or shit the bed against Brisbane. Either outcome I'm done.
fuck my useless chud iggs
>>157397663divorce her, spend all your money, get fat, get bald, develop severe social anxiety and agoraphobia. you can do it m8.
>>157397842Imagine this cocoa butter scented goddess shaking her fat arse in front of ya face
>>157398057Why mate? Good chance they are fame hungry whores who will make you take 100 photos for their IG and you just get sick of them eventually
Not one AFL player has married a small, homely asian woman. Speaks volumes really
>>157398156do you like homely asian woman? I don't mind them.
Nick "legacy genius monster" Daicos
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHZuZrkJ4M0/?hl=enDo you think he is lying here?
Nick "coward wont play the lions twice in one year" Daicos
>>157398167Yeah, I don't mind them. Think they would make a good wife.
>>157398171>gave his last $50 to a homeless guyThis raises many questions
>>157398171fucking kekamazing lie, good acting too
>>157397042he's seen you eating pork scratchings as a flex but is planning to eat you in your sleep
>>157398171he's a weird unit
the cat returns
swansook swansookwhatcha gonna dowhatcha gonna do when he sooks at you
Patrick "Demon Prince" Cripps
>>157398171genuine psychopath, psychotic freak
Darcy "Cum Lord" Moore
>>157398219Cut it the fuck out bro it's not funny its homophobic
Agenda Setters is on
>>157398222corr sex with caro
>>157398219very funny mate keep it up
So what do you reckon are norm's chances against swans on Sunday?
>>157398222caro is gonna FREAK
Tim "Cum Pig" Dillon
>>157398171con man. Easy to fleece a league so inept that they let Rhyce Shaw coach
i hope caro doesn't arrow the sydney swans
>>1573982289 out of 11
>>157398228will ashcroft is playing collingwood mate
>>157398234>tfw too smart too win
https://www.afl.com.au/news/1518647/st-kilda-saints-removed-from-sydney-swans-pride-game-following-lance-collard-casethis seems funny in hindsight
Caroline "Queen of Whispers" Wilson
Just got done with 3AW's coverage for the day. It really is a great day for all women to just talk down to men. Laura Spurway addressing Jimmy with veiled anger as if he isn't doing enough. I had no idea they were all this spiteful, perhaps it explains why they fill the anti-depressant prescriptions and therapist's office more than men.
>>157398180>so anyway I finished in his mouth and at that point I asked myself what the hell are you doing
>>157398234meant dean
>>157398256She'd do a better job than the whore from HOTD
>>157398268
lads.... fatman scoop died
i thought you couldnt use recordings without someones consent as evidence
Do you blokes have my best interests at heart?
Bacon and egg tacos for dinner
>>157398291Hurts that you even have to ask.
>>157398291Of course I do, got. My best interests ARE your best interests. Trust me.
remember when those giants players got 4 weeks for making some comments at a private function and a bar tender snitched on them
Hopefuly Heeney gets done for sexual assault and we never see him again
>>157398282crooklynclanbros...
>>157398302Nup
>>157398219He's a simp and weird lefty but I don't think he's gay. Maybe a cuck though.
which club did dean cox play for againit all makes sense
>>157398261I'm about to re-enter the workforce after years of being a stay at home dad. What industry should I get into to avoid foids.
someone needs to wrap their arms around the swans aflw playersi volunteer
>>157398320>stay at home dadhow embarrassing lol
>>157398320forkie
Thieving boong lives matter
>this is disgusting! i go for tassie now
>>157398333Yeah, thinking that or security. Not sure about the Pajeets in security though.
>>157398330Someone had to do it and the Misso earns shitloads because it's easy as fuck for women to earn in white collar industries. Works for us, she loves what she does and I love the time with the kids.
Pies are going to flog the brisbane this weekend
>>157398341>the Pajeets in securityThey'll be the ones who decide whether or not your children have food, you'd do well not to be so dismissive of your superiors, MATE.
>>157398351based. forget about what some faggot here who doesn't even have a family thinks.>>157398333seconding this
>>157398351She's banging her pajeet boss, 100%.
>>157398358Pauline's going to send you all home.
Anyone interested in a verbal sparring match?
>>157398366White women don't fuck Pajeets, they fuck Chad white dudes. Sometimes the odd Sudo because we're in Victoria and it's current year.
>>157398320I'm on site, there is one woman out of a crew of 13. the site supervisor, foreman, and site engineers are all maleif you're a decent operator you make good coin as well
>>157398367That won't happen.
>>157398320security is alright,, if you don't mind nights and shit hours look for site security. Get paid to shitpost alone and lap the premises every couple hours
>>157398379need a big booty black girl on my dick tonight
Imagine if it goes to court and they have to re-enact the throwing of the dildo
I'd kill to be a stay-at-home dad.a stay-at-home anything, really...
i seen some sexy black girls lately
>>157398385Yeah that sounds good, don't mind nights, prefer it desu. I was thinking maybe Hospital work but I'm not fussy.
>>157398379>bullshit irrelevant AI numbers prompted by some cumskin retard IT underlingOkay, m8, whatevs u say.
The AFL has sent the strippers a "please explain"
the alleged woman abuser isaac heeney
>>157398379>hispanic and Indian women hate Indian menkek
>>157398387My Mrs is white but has the arse of a black woman. Best of both worlds.
Have you blokes learned nothing from the past couple a days?
>>157398394Arsedeep is SEETHING
this is a teaching moment
>>157398399She will steal your tv. Mark my words.
kingy is a fuckin idiot
>>157398394Why are you seething Ranjesh? The black chicks love you. Time to drill for oil.
>>157398409who knows what's on that laptop
>>157398156because to be a footballer requires good athletic genes that you would be throwing away on a homely asian girl
>>157398409this painful idiot giving my Fred the kiss of death
beef stew and mashed potato for dinner
>>157398387I can bounce on it perchance?
isaac heeney is a proud nsw man and grew up playing nrl btw
>>157398409hes a hack
>>157398351what kind of "man" enjoys the company of children lmao
>>157398429kill yourself
>>157398435touched a nerve did i?
>>157398417
wheres the fag smug swans serena poster kek
>>157398351this is my dream, basically get to be a NEET with none of the stigma or crushing loneliness or downsides. why enter the workforce?
>>157398436not at all, you just are a failed human
>>157398447Yeach get the wife to become a high paid executive business boss and you can be the neet dad
i would settle for loving sex every few days
>>157398453I’ve settled for this, although sometimes it isn’t loving
>>157398330Elite sons are raised directly by their fathers because they can afford to. I guess your parents were poor.
lets all throw dildos onto the scg to voice our anger
>>157398448yea you don't sound upset at all>>157398458sure thing
you can't post that, it's against the rules
>>157398466I’d suck her boobs
goddamn i love porn
>>157398461>Passive aggressive bitchmade replyJust like his mumza
>>157398461>no you are le upsetoff yourself
>>157398477>>157398478so sensitive lol
>>157398484>no you are le sensitive failed human
>>157398487ok househusband
Need to suck some ugly tits
you blokes are upsetting me
fuck up cunts
>>157398488>ok househusbandshit for brains
I want to smoke a dart but need to hide it from the missus, tips?
eljay connors
i want women to fuck me up the arse with strapons
>>157398503True intelligence.
>>157398512meant for>>157398511
>>157398511straightest swans customer
>>157398522>sex with women is gay?
>>157398536I never said it was gay, nice freudian slip
was it match fixing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F1rVhfmjc4
seinfeld was never good
the sydney situation is insane
if you invoke freud you want to fuck your mom
>>157398240that reminds me of that tragedy
>>157398558don’t mention jung then iykwim haha
[Morris] Callum Mills apologised to AFLW players today. Separately, Sydney's Chief Operating Officer Drew Arthurson also addressed them & took questions with Dean Cox in the room
>>157398548This doesn't make sense. He was already in the Brisbane Lions academy before Majak was drafted. He's retconning his own history.
>>157398409>Pie is the Melbourne colorshmmm
>>157398548reckon this guy needs to be investigated, not my swans
>>157398562>Saying sorry on behalf of other people for something you didn't doPathetic sorry cucks.
Had to put my cat to sleep today...
>>157398548what was his actual quote if they had to edit in the subject and predicate themselves, could've said anything about anyone
>>157398575F
>>157398575rip :c
>>157398575my condolences matehope you're doing ok and there were no complications
>>157398562i'd be fuming if I was Mills
>>157398575I'm sorry, this is a painful experience.
>>157398575vale Dangerfield
>>157398562will the jews get upset they didnt get a mention by the swans again
>>157398581>>157398582>>157398583>>157398588Yeah nah, he was heaps tuckered, ayeResting soundly now
>>157398594:3
>>157398594im so sorry mate, we're here for you
ill put you to fucking sleep if you ever bait yous like that again
>>157398575vaxx status?
>>157398562They're saying the players are like prozzies lol
>baiting yousback in my day it was called setting up a punchline and it was considered good posting
We should all apologise to the women at our work tomorrow
>>157398608fuck up cunt. trying to post good is tryharding
Can someone tell me what happened with the Sydney thing? I’ve been busy unironically
>>157398594
>>157398612found turbohater lads
thinking two week suspension which includes wild card round as its an official round
>>157398613Sydney stands by women and suggests its players go fuck themselves.
>>157398613one woman said something without evidence and now the world’s turned upside down over something we have no idea what happened or whether any of it is true
just me or has this place become infested with normies recently?
>>157398630There's always been a few here. I'm a normie by 4chan standards. Plenty of the posters here would probably be on bigfooty if it hadn't become so faggy.
Heeney - Finger (indefinite)
>>157398630been here for years champi owe my success in the normal world to alf
>>157398630Fark up cunt
IFthe players get punished for simply being out drinking lateTHENshouldn't the coach face the same punishment?
>>157398570Make sure she's into it then, a few of them aren't (always find that a bit odd).
>>157398658crisp
Doesn’t heeney have a missus? Did the prozzie get bashed or raped or what
>>157398630A mix of /pol/ and normies.
>>157398658god what a load of rubbish. try thinking before you post dickhead>>157398660see this is what i'm talking about. this moron probably that was an amusing post
>>157398668Because they know how disgusting their pussies are and feel ashamed of it.
>>157398661Yes.Side question: Did they call the dildo, ‘Dean?’
The worst part? It's just not a good look, is it?
>>157398668>>157398679this imagine you didnt wipe your arse properly and someone tried to eat it without you being prepared for it now replace shit with blood, discharge and shit
>>157398676>this moron probably that was an amusing post I did, how the fuck does that make me a normie you utter tard
>>157398683Yes, but how does this affect Daicos’ Brownlow chances?
>>157398691if they ruin his coronation i'm gonna be so mad!
crazy how this massive story happened just as geelong was getting pushed to face punishment for the first time
>>157398697Stop noticing things
>>157398630not just you mate, there are a fuckton of bigfooty and reddit faggots that have decided to shit up our beautiful, spastic thread
>>157398575ok cool? just wake it up
>>157398630aww snowflake
I welcome all new posters with open arms
>>157398630the blowies always come near finals
afl players need a cfmeu
>>157398713Nonce
>>157398713not unless they lurk for three years
>>157398716imagine all the afl players protesting in the street tomorrow and end up bashing it each other
>>157398700They can’t let them keep getting away with it
>>157398716I was thinking today that we we should start an /afl/ posters union
we never discuss the arts here
>>157397159kek
>>157398726I’d rather discuss the farts haha
>>157398725jannies would be SHOOK
How much more ‘extremely disappointed’ can Dean Cox be? Extremely disappointing.
>>157398732ahhhh curse you!
Essengods we even win when we lose. With Hirdy at the helm great things are going to happen
Went away and missed arguably the biggest three days in /afl/ history (back to back looms and a sexual assuslt scandal), the fomo is real
do you think it was a money thing like that bloke in thailand>you can look but you cant touch my pussy unless you pay x amount
>aldi curious inventions chocolateUtterly crisp
>>157398716UNIONPOWER
>>157398745How is the theatre?
>>157398745you missed some really funny posts mate
>>157398755That’s what I feared
>>157398745Was pretty fun desu.
The pegging drawing was my favourite.
I cannot think of a single memorable /afl/ post or personality this yearin fact, it feels like mickhead was the last one, and he's been shitting up the board for a couple of years now
>>157398749they have the best chocolate
just me or has this place become infested with chuddies recently?
anyone watched any good youtube videos lately?
>>157398767‘personalities’ are just mocks with slightly more effort
>>157398767You sound clinically depressed.
>>157398773just you, alf has always bedn basedfeel free to go back to big footy
>>157398775https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqMG52D8XY0
I’m smoking this dart, wish me luck
wording has changed from sexual assault to personal boundaries breachedwomen, more so hookers cannot be believed
>>157398786he sooks about everything, pay him no mind
>>157398767the banepoof vs swansook rivalry is the big story from 2026
>>157398786retarded normalfaggot assertion based on absolutely nothing>>157398788based, true /alf/athank god there are some of you left
I’ll breach your personal boundaries iykwim
>>157398801*spreads arse cheeks*
>>157398801oh no! ;)*unzips anus*
>>157398805>>157398807You blokes poofs or?
>>157398792bad luck
>>157398811Me? Just love getting me prostate bludgeoned.
bullflogs just making up the numbers in finals
not sure what's worse: the normalfaggotry or the actual faggotryneither is funny
>>157398817nothing ever changes
>>157398818this but christcuck posting
>>157398818Fuck up and take a cock.
>REPORT: AFL confirm they are exploring the possibility of a “finals re-alignment” in the wake of the Sydney Swans hotel incident.
>>157398826Nice try.
>>157398826thats not a report
If I were a footy player my goal celebration would be dropping my shorts and slapping my arse facing the crowd
>>157398833XD
I'd drop on my back and fling my legs behind my head trying to suck my own cock.
Gay posting is extremely played out
>>157397128>>157397136Pretty slow, friendo.
>>157398833teggs was practicing that
>>157398868gay posters are the beating heart of alf you idiot
Fiddling with my bumhole
>>157398868it's all /nrl/ can muster. cut them some slack
>>157398875>>157398883Crispola
Anyone wanna punch on at Bell St Maccas?
>>157398911Yep. Meet me there now. I'm the guy in the white shirt.
>>157398911punch my prostate, wets in 20
>>157398749RussEats was underwhelmed.
>>157398817Who knocks them out in the WC? Pies or Crows?
>>157398911no, but Steven Fray
>>157398919No idea what that is.
>>157398928don’t encourage him iykwim haha
are you blokes excited for the footy this weekend?
>>157398919That cunt is based
>>157398928you found me haha kwim
>>157398934Huh?
>>157398936No but Steven wait
>>157398936>>157398933>>157398956queem QUEEEM
>>157398934Looking forward to Friday night and Sunday night. Literally everything else is meaningless.
My norfies will avenge those poor girls this sunday
Tipcuck back here ladsEnded up marrying tattooed asian brunswick hipster foid
>>157398934hell fuck no
Night, you frotting faggots.
no evidence any of this happened btw, the police aren’t even investigating it, another successful distraction and microcontroversy
Can’t stand how hotels give you a blanket sandwiched between two sheets just give me a doona and doona cover you weird cunts
Fuck this I need food
>>157398965Melb/WB is pretty important.
>>157399104You're probably right. I guess I just see it as a foregone conclusion that Dogs will be resting and taking it easy because they're locked into wild card meaning Dees will get the points, but not by enough to make a difference with the top 4 considering their percentage is so far behind Hawks and Lions.
Maybe just ban ALL gambling advertising?
WE ARE THE FREO FROTTERS
big smelly black womens arses
Is it actually known what happened or is all this mural crusading wankery just based on the loose details being publically reported? Haven't really paid attention to the story
Connors was suspended by Richmond for eight matches following a drunken rampage outside a Sydney hotel in 2010, hours after the Tigers' Round 3 loss against the Sydney Swans the night before. He, along with senior players Ben Cousins, Dean Polo and Luke McGuane were banned over the drunken rampage. Late that season, Connors earned the ire of umpire Stuart Wenn when the umpire told him that he was "battling himself out of his league".[6]He had further behavioural issues relating to alcohol during the 2011/12 AFL off-season, earning a further internal suspension from the club. His suspensions and injuries saw him fail to play a senior game between Round 3, 2011 and Round 12, 2012, but he kicked two late goals to help Richmond narrowly defeat Greater Western Sydney in his return match.[7]Connors was sacked by the Tigers on 4 July 2012 for failing to attend training. Craig Cameron, Richmond's General Manager of Football, stated that Connors had "failed to meet club expectations on a number of occasions" and that "this latest incident can't be considered in isolation."[8]On 31 August 2016 Daniel Connors pleaded guilty in Echuca Magistrates Court to reckless conduct endangering serious injury and failing to leave a licensed premises. Daniel Connors left a man with a severed tendon in his hand due to a broken beer glass after violently attacking him at a hotel. Connors then tried punching the victim twice, despite the man telling him he did not want to fight. Connors then threatened to smash the victim in two, before threatening security and resisting their attempts to remove him from the venue
Former Richmond AFL footballer Daniel Connors is behind bars, facing firearm and drug charges.7NEWS Melbourne’s Cassie Zervos reported on Friday that the former Tiger was arrested by the Special Operations Group in Geelong.“Daniel Connors was one of three men wanted over a violent car chase on Christmas Eve where shots were fired from one car to another,” she said.“Today police from Eco Taskforce and the Viper Task Force swooped on other men, arresting a 24-year-old man from Deer Park.“Connors faced court (on Friday), charged with a string of offences including possessing cocaine and possessing a weapon.“Officers released vision of a witness they believe can help in the investigation but want to stress he isn’t in trouble and isn’t involved in any way.“Connors didn’t apply for bail and will face a magistrate again in March.”Despite playing just 29 games at the highest level, Connors was considered a prodigious talent with a long AFL career ahead of him.
The latest from a reliable source of mine is that 3 trans prostitutes arrived unsolicited at the players hotel room. The prostitutes burst into the room. The players then chased the prostitutes out of the room. Heeney then threw a sex toy left behind at one of the prostitutes.
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