>>157400089Love me the smell of fresh leather.
good evening alfthe dildo could not have come from behind
AlfQ
>>157400254fukken kek
If you're penis less than 9 inches she will alway ne thinking of someone elese
>>157401412She'll tell you that you're the perfect size for her and bigger ones just hurt.
iggs
>>157401744finally a legitimate posthttps://youtu.be/e0UOew2Fc-c
Alright, I admit it.I'm a normie. A cazzie. An emailsender. A lover not a fighter. And most of all, a swans fan.
Ohayou alfies
>Former AFL player Ricky Henderson sues Fox Sports, AFL over genitals exposure at Gabba in 2013>Former Adelaide Crows player Ricky Henderson is suing the AFL and Fox Sports for more than $1.2 million over a 2013 incident in which his genitals were aired on live television.>Fox Sports and the AFL say Mr Henderson ought to have been aware of the presence of the fixed camera and denied he was entitled to any damages.That Richmond guy who ran around with his cock out during a goal celebration is going to be rich.
>>157402120i remember the dicky henderson posting
morning sunshine
>>157402120Why would you be ashamed of your own penis? Beggars belief.
my dosn better not choke and win against his porties desui want that pick one
>>157402264Spoken like a guy with a hog.
Good morning alf
>>157402332No aliir or jhf for portBasically ports sanfl team. Surely dons win this easy
Who even will go pick one
>>157402347
All the home teams except West coast this week thanks mate
Took the day off work, not coping mentally
>>157402356harry van hattum or arki butler in my shitty surface level opinion
>>157402379*yoink*tabla x
>>157402406Good day to do it. Breaks the week up.Unwind a bit today mate you deserve it.
>>157402432dropped this for you dunno if you saw it sebgang https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mhqI8PFb6A
>>157402438Thanks mate, that actually means a lot to me. This is the only place I can actually be myself
>>157402120https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9hCiV-cobQ
>>157402457tabla xu might loike Fred P / Move D ngl https://youtu.be/yO7NWWMXwlshttps://youtu.be/VHmc84L9rRc
>>157402547groovy
>>157402547cheers once again this is good coffee tunes for the house
>>157402660heres another good onehttps://youtu.be/OyhDZXl_Q4U
>The Sydney Swans would like to acknowledge all rapists past, present and emerging.
>>157402590>>157402660>>157402683fs fellas xhttps://youtu.be/6Vwo_RcLc64
I just reckon the stripper/prozzie is making it all upWhy would I believe such a moral reprobate?
>>157402335i don't want to talk about dick
>>157402120HehLittle Ricky
>>157402683my sonos absolutely on fire this morning
>>157402478based micksperg
Yes, yes, yes, but Adam Goodes was booed. That was racist and wrong
Women want to be used as fucktoys but they hate that they want to be used as fucktoysHence they're all just a fucking nightmare to deal with. The lot of them are headcases
>>157402802>no evidence>no attestations>no investigations>no follow-ups>no arrestsit's a complete nothingburger, but at least we're not talking about geelong
>>157402786elite morning tracksx
>>157402877Slut angling for a payday?
Just did a big airy fart
>>157403018seems it. no reason to doubt the swannies had a prozz that night though, but there's no evidence they did anything illegal. "i got video of you!" its just an extortion threat to have the legal private acts leaked.
>>157402842bitter hands typed this post
a lot of womens sexual reactions go back to when the neanderthals used to bite the necks of women they were raping
I played footy against Isaac heeney before he got drafted. One of our players elbowed his brother and their mum ran onto the field and screamed at the guy who did it kek. This is not shocking, they’re a family of absolute cowards
>>157402802why would you believe the footy players who hired the whore then
>>157403177why am i not surprised to read this rhylee wests mum is also an absolute cunt of a human as is scott west in the same vein
the afl MUST strip sydney's premiership points
>>157403320I don't believe they did. Nothing to suggest they did that. Totally unproven speculation and innuendo
>>157403357I fucked her
>>157403377why else was there a stripper anywhere near thembizarre cope from you little swasnsook, most footy players are moral reprobates as bad as the hooker and both hide it from the public as much as they can.
I dont think theres any real evidence against the swans "Believing all women" is only for dudes who grew up without sisters
>>157403320believe what? they've made no claim. likewise the woman (alleged prozzie), her only claim is that "her friend" recorded what "they did". it's a nothing bullshit story
randomly thought of jeff hardy last night. dat nigga is still flipping and shit to this day. dude is nearly 50. he's been going at it for like 30 years
I hope the Swans have a very Jewish lawyer who baits the whores into doing repeat police reports and counter sues. She'll be selling arsehole pictures until she fucking dies to pay off the damages.
>>157403455Meth is a hell of a drug
Holy shit, the news just unmasked the girl - it was Annie Knight
>>157403485
>>157403455was my wrassler of choice in WWF smackdown
ask the real question was the ripper/rozzie hot tho
>>157403496This dirty old bastard has definitely tugged his rotten pecker to the Holy Knight
>Five Sydney footballers – Isaac Heeney, Chad Warner, Nick Blakey, Riley Bice and James Jordon – have been suspended by their club for the rest of the season.
I can’t exist in this world unless I’ve got something to look forward to.
Swansook are you okayAre you okay Swansook
>>157403533the season ends this week so no dramasthey'll be fresh for finals
>>157403516>>157403533Technically this is only one game, so I think we're going to be okay
>>157403516for what? no evidence they did anything illegal or wrong, cox himself was out on the streets at stupid-o-clock, suspend him too?. not even cuck brigade vicpol are interested in exploring this non-case
>Essendon have long been keen on uniting Duursma with his older brother Xavier at Tullamarine, and the Kangaroos’ interest in Ridley could present an opportunity.>Alastair Clarkson is leading North Melbourne’s efforts to woo contracted – but out-of-favour – Adelaide defender Nick Murray,
>>157403455swanton bomb = KINO
swasnsook is in a meltdown
>nick blakey
wut, meanwhile in other afl newshttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-19/ricky-henderson-genitals-exposure-lawsuit-afl-fox-sports/107050690
>>157403516>>157403533Innocent before guilty bros...
>>157403556https://www.bunnings.com.au/products/building-hardware/general-hardware/chain-rope-rigging/rope-twine
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
This has all been orchestrated by the Swans so they don’t cop another 10 goal loss in a GF. Think about it for a second, it’s all so obvious. They’ve got excuses now, it’s clever, but guys like me see through it. You can’t pull the wool over my eyes Pav, I see you. You’re a fucking failure cunt, my Pies are now in the box seat, we’re winning number 17 this year.
>>157403569why are you surprised, apparently he was the one who got pissed at the stripper and assaulted her, because she was making fun of his retarded nickname
>>157403619september scaries
Overreaction. Rigged.
cry more swansfaggot. embarrassing carry on.
These fucking idiots have ruined Curnows chance of a premiership
Imagine telling Charlie Curnow back in May that he'd rather be playing for Carlton in September than OctoberReckon we can lock him in as a bona fide rest-in-piss eternal Loser
>>157403684no, he does that himself by going invisible against top 6 teams kek
kek the guy in 3rd in afl fantasy has horne francis, heeney, warner, sheezel and petracca. he was too far to win but still rip lol. but he's probably gonna lose the $5000 prize for 3rd. thats rough
Seriously though, can someone explain to me how these Sydney players could be so stupid? Why would you be drinking and inviting strippers after 4am? At the pointy end of the season?
>>157403721it's dey culchabloods culcha
"Riley Bice, Chad Warner, Nick Blakey, Isaac Heeney and James Jordon will not be considered for selection for the remainder of the 2026 AFL season."
>>157400089>heeneynewsouthwelshman>warnersandgroper>JJfuck knows dunno what his actual name is. probably Jewish Jew. Lets say he's from Israel. It doesnt even suit my narrative just dgaf to look it up>the other oneehhh, adelaide, they love footy and will go anywhere to play it instead of just getting a job, having kids and living in adelaide. FACT: Leading cause of suicide and depression among South Australians is living in South Australia. Undeniable fact.My point is: None of this is Victoria's fault, regardless of the fact that it alledgedly happened in our state. so you fucking foreign prozzie rapers need to JOG THE FUCK ON. You WILL be sanctioned otherwise.
>when your teammates bash a whore and cost you a chance at diving in a gf to win a free kick while your team is losing by 70 pointsLmao hope Papley is fucking miserable right now, get fucked you massive headed cunt faggot. Karma caught up to you bitch, come find me? You want to throw hands mate? I’ll fucking trash your fat jaw cunt, you little fat diving cunt. Send me your fucking address and let’s fight on your front lawn mate, nobody will recognize you after I’m done with you
>>157401412just not you.
>>157403721week off, finals guaranteed, nothing illegal. problem?
>No Heeney or Warner for finalsThank you for playing Sydney, see you next year.
Surely none of them will be allowed to walk back to the club.Where do Heeney, Warner and Blakey end up next year?
>>157403795Collingwood. De Goey will welcome them with open arms.
>>157403795Who cares brah!! A woman who was paid to fuck was touched inappropriately!!!!
>>157403795why would any club want to take them - its far worse optics than them just staying at sydney after a stand down period
>>157403814I get that you're retarded, but that's beside the point. It doesn't matter what exactly happened and we're never going to get the full picture, but these idiots still put themselves in a situation where it could've happened, and it did.
Oh no!!!!
>>157403817>why would any club want to take themYou underestimate how desperate clubs like Collingwood and St Kilda are for good players. St Kilda wanted to give Tarryn Thomas another shot before the fans started kvetching.>just staying at sydney after a stand down periodreckon it'll be pretty hard for them to walk back into the rooms knowing they've completely ruined the season for the rest of their team mates.
>>157403795Barwon maximum
>>157403814>Who cares brah!! A woman who was paid to fuck was touched inappropriately!!!!source beyond hearsay. show me the police statement.
>>157403840I’m retarded? You smug fuckhead, how fucking dare you call me retarded. You want to walk that back before I make you?
>>157403533considering you call literally anyone sawasnsook, there's an excellent chance you get a variety of conflicting responses, which your busted bowl of mindgapes will interpret as some kind of defence, or cope or hostility or seethe. For the record, I'm puzzled by wheat happened to my big spirit level. can't find it. youj seen it? its big and yellow, like your acne on your chest and shoulders.
>>157403867Anon we can all see you're retarded.
>>157403870lay off the bottle
How much did the odds drop on a swans premiership?
The coping mechanisms are coming through.Now if any team plays and beats Sydney, that team will have an asterisk apparently.
>>157403619pies supporter sees himself as the main charactermeth psychosis>stuff happens here, some yelling might be cops COPS? WHERE?in the end, the pies supporter convinces himself (and in his mind, everyone else) that he was right all along.
>>157403879Yeah? How is that, you stupid cunt? I’ll make you retarded when I fucking shatter your jaw mate and drop your IQ to 50. Let’s see how big your mouth is then champ
does remainder of the season mean finals too
>>157403907Proof-read your posts before clicking post, my retarded friend.
reminder that the punishment is only for everything leading up to the alleged assault, that will be dealt with separately after the police investigation
>>157403748to what address is he meant to send you his address? you should become a postman because you're pretty shit at this threatening type you're pretending to be.
LAUGHING AT THIS CUNT
>>157403904You fucking arrogant little faggot. I can withstand whatever shit you throw at me. You’re a fucking tumor cunt, I’ll cut you right out. I run this general, never forget that. I disappear at times, but when I come back, I take control and everyone folds to their knees for me. Don’t push me kid or I’ll sort you out, and you don’t want that, it doesn’t end well for you.
Open a betting market on which one will kill himself first
>>157403953eat a dick. another one.
I just received some information from an ITK, who told me exactly what happened in the room.All I will say is this: between all 5 players, Heeney fucked up the most. His career (and possibly life) is now in meltdown.
>Chad Warner, age 25>Riley Bice, age 25>Isaac Heeney, age 30>Nick Blakey, age 26>James Jordon, age 25
>>157403893Fucking keeeeeeek
>>157403995I’m off sick today, but I’ll happily test your chin cunt. Just say when and where
leaked images of the stripper who was a known swans orbiter has been leaked, strippers name is known as Sammy Hyde.
good guy florent
Never underestimate how hard the media and AFL industry will work to engineer a comeback story for these guys.Damien Oliver got done for fixing a horse race, deliberately losing to win a bet he placed. He got to ride in the Melbourne Cup 10 months later, win, and the media presented it as a "wonderful story" where he "battled through adversity".
Farting my guts out.
Swans btfo
>>157403795Prison
>>157403177wouldn't mind if isaac heeney's mum sucked my peeny iykwim haha
>>157404121It's an incestuous world and if you have the right connections they will go to great lengths to clear your name..
>>157404013having your period isn't being sick. just get one of the d'quans to give you a rub when they're back from the JSP. And regarding addresses, you're not to be trusted with those. you'll get cranky, go looking to test some poor sod's chin or jaw, get lost again. you caused so much ruckus last time, its a bit embarrassing for nan.
>>157403357i can fix hergo gas btw
>Sydney will instantly be cellar dwellers for the next decadeIsn't God good?
>Mfw Sydney Swans players actually face consequences for their actions for the first time in recorded history BASED DILDO
Sydney would have shit the bed anyway.
>>157404024She looks like Brent Harvey
>>157403748Based
>>157404013>I control this general , I'm the man blah blahyet you'll take direction and go where you're told like a good little boy If I tell you to go. and when.stick to grave digging or mapping out those new suburbs for the indian immigrants in the melways noone uses anymore. you're about that relevant anyways.
>>157403828>>157402877
>>157404244>She
People are calling in and crying on SENYou'd think the team has died in a plane crash
WAKE UP DUMB NEET SPASTICS
Might go back to a footy players hotel room where he is only here for the night to do drugs and drink but I won't let him touch me
>>157402877
>do nothing >win
>>157404373how dumb it's 11am on a wednesday
please go to the aflw sydney match this weekend. they deserve to be looked out for and cheered on. this is an extremely tough time for them.
Good MorningThis post is self indulgent so move on. However, I need a place to vent.I purposely have not commented prior as I post emotionally and I get people offside or react very quickly to others. No good usually comes of that.I have been so distracted since around lunchtime on Monday reading everything, losing sleep hoping it was a bad dream the full gambit of emotions.The opinions on this I have are not for public posting and probably reflect poorly on me so I can't fully get anything off my chest and it remains bottled up.Probably the dread piece for me is that I don't pile on to other clubs when they are in a scandal or a club has done wrong. I actually regret starting a game preview with Essendon players around a table with Rampe on a post like a stripper pole. In that image I put some syringes on the table. That is regret as I always knew that you are only biding your time for your own club to have a dark period. This is as close as it gets.I feel I may have 5-10 years left to support due to health and my whole life is organised around watching these games with my parents who I am caring for. They probably have even less years to enjoy that time.No matter what from here on in those last years are going to be a barrage of needling from opposition supporters who will target everything Swans and every great moment will be brought down by regurgitating this and some nickname for the Swans always related to this moment. Already feel heavy from the Swans don't turn up in Grand Finals stuff to now have this to deal with as a supporter.Like I said this is self indulgent I'm only thinking of my own feelings and not those who are the subject of all this.Just needed to vent. What a waste of a year and many years to come. I'll never stop supporting the club and I feel for each of you that I post with also as I imagine you all have your own lives affected in some way.
swansook mate, the rope beckons
So who gets to shark Blakeys AA blazer?
It's sad and pathetic how puritan mainstream Australia has become. It's a common opinion that they shouldn't even be allowed to have a night out. I don't even recognise my people anymore, when did Aussies become such losers
>>157404521>the full gambit of emotionshow esl is the plebbitor you copypastad this from
>>157404542Country died 10-15 years ago mate this if just the death rattle
>>157404542>nah the boss would be totes pleased with me bashing whores on company coin and getting found out in the biggest media storm of the season>boys will be boys ay, country's gone
That's a moment I think of, too. Losing Goodsey, Shaw and Pyke at the end of 2015 was significant as well. If there was any tiny resemblance of a Bloods culture, it was gone by the end of 2019.
>>157404550this but late 1960s
swans and geelong should be merged and then folded
My sister just text me, and said I am almost ready to change teams, after 2 poor GF performances and now this.
smoke, fire
>>157404559But that's not what happened. You're being hysterical when you could just be normal
>>157404580New team entering comp clause loomsGet ready to support Tasmania... maybe it was all a conspiracy to bring down a club with a rubbish culture to free up fans to swap over to a new fresh club.There's levels to this story..
>>157404595>they didn't actually even bring whores back to the room at all it's a media beat up!!! deys good boys dindu nuffin.
There will always be an asterisk next to the Dockers singular premiership now.
i've never had a banh mi, simply not interested, not even authentic vietnamese anyway
>>157404610Yes they brought whores back to their hotel room and there's nothing wrong with that. If you think there's something wrong with fucking a whore then you are the exact type of loser I don't respect or consider culturally Australian
>BigBoomer stuck on debating lappy etiquette like it's the depression >meanwhile you walk into any rippers and you'll have the ladies slapping your arse and touching you all the time without permission
swooping season out there fellas stay safe x
>>157404572meant foided iykwim haha
>>157404628Clearly their employer and normal people disagree with your assessment. Maybe don't be weird?
But how does this affect the All-Australian team, though?
>>157404580don't worry tradie i'm sure you'll endure long enough to perform well for your next legal high scoring grand final
>If you think there's something wrong with hedonism then you are the exact type of loser I don't respect or consider culturally Australian?
Blind materialistic hedonism is what lead to a nation that worships tradies gaping themselves for China and being worshipped for it. UnAustralian.
>>157404628>Yes they brought whores back to their hotel roomallegedly. no proof of this.
>>157404580Heem the dopey fairweather cunt
Bet you if I'd been in that room that ripper would have had no problem with me touching her
>A source familiar with the investigation, but not authorised to speak publicly, said the woman attended a city police station on Tuesday afternoon to provide a written complaint about what unfolded at the Pullman hotel.>On Monday, police announced detectives from the Sexual Crimes Squad had taken carriage of the probe.>The source said leading Melbourne criminal lawyer Tony Hargreaves was called in to assist the players.
>>157403795we (dosn) can fix them
We're the pride of South AustraliaAnd we're known as the Adelaide Crows
>>157404751>but police aren't even investigating!!
>>157404751This seems like a waste of police resources, you really need detectives for this?
If it's true that one of them just checked to see what the commotion was and still got suspended then that's kinda fucked.
>>157404817report filed is not the same as the police actually investigating it. you can report a pterodactyl flying around wearing a folded origami newspaper pirate hat dropping chocolate eggs filled with the gravy from ikea if you want, doesn't mean they'll investigate it
>>157400089What is this fucking spastic doing?
>>157404873Autism
>>157404665None of the cunts here have a job to understand.
my package is still 2 hours away reee
Wouldn't surprise me if we never see them play again.
>>157404935a watched pot never boils
>>157404855Task Force Leda is investigating as we speak
Free money hereEven with no midfield swans are going to beat norf
this is honestly why you just fuck the water girls at your clubthey will keep it quiet to save their jobs
I miss the days when the big man would've been weighing in on this
i'd like to apologise to all the women in /alf/
Sydney will implement a free use program for men to take women from the AFLW to avoid this happening in the future
>>157404963He must be spouting his opinion somewhere.
>>157404963Theare are people guilty of assault against women in the Hall of Fame. And don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that's justification to not do the right thing here, as I completely agree with you. Just that this organisation pretty consistently does the wrong thing.
>>157404960until they find a better paying job[which isnt hard] and have nothing left to lose and will out you anyway and the public hangs you
>>157404975nothing on insta
>>157404819They don't want some gronk on it. From my experience having LEO family members, people who actually competent get detective positions.
>Players reportedly returned to the hotel in several groups between about 2.15am and 3.40am, with some allegedly seen yelling on the street.>The women at the centre of the allegations reportedly arrived after 4am.>A commotion allegedly erupted inside one of the players' rooms after a woman claimed an understanding about what was 'off limits' had been violated.>One of the women then left the room and went downstairs, where she confronted staff from the club and hotel.>People in the hotel lobby heard a visibly upset woman tell staff she had been 'inappropriately touched'.
do you think the aflw players hire male strippers and throw fleshlights at him?
>>157405004>competent detectivesIf you ignore their clearance rates maybe
>be cucknow >move to supposedly good team>top 2>then your spastic teammates ruin it allkekthey weren't going to win it regardless obviously, i guess shitney customers will just use this as an excuse now
>>157405011Nah they just blackmail film each other topless rubbing lotion on each other
>>157405010>beat essendon>celebrating until 4amUtterly limp
>>157405012True enough but when compared to the average beat or traffic cop they are genius level. Generally if you get traffic post you have fucked up somehow or pissed off someone with pull
Blakey is an absolute mong, not surprised about him at all. Thought something was off about peeney too, he's too perfect. Him and warner are seen as le cheeky lads but obviously prone to doing some dumb shit.
>>157405022cope, swasn were gonna to win it all this year before this honeypot
>>157405028I think it was because they got the word they were going to be rested against norf so decided to have a big one.
Tell me lads, do I like art?
>>157405066This transcends art.
Isaac Heeney will never win a premiership.
Nick "Slick" Daicos.
Nick "Big Fan of Dick" Daicos
>>157404977what would be a better job for a water girl?
Hope the GTA 6 leaks don't overshadow this story
Patrick "Demon Prince" Cripps
who wants a crack at my ass?
Lachlan "Utter Dogshit" Blakiston
>>157405117literally anything. maccas would pay better than that shit
i apologised to mum today for what the swans players did
>>157405173*raises paw*
>>157405066cody weightman could never
>>157405117I knew a girl who worked for the iggs and she was water girl while training as a physio then became an iggs physio. Like any job they make you kick shit first before giving you any responsibility. Hell I knew a guy who started writing in the Fred merch store and I saw him in the coaches box earlier this season lmao
its scary how good AI music has gotten, but theres always some guilt associated with listening to it, i always feel like im shitting on all my favourite bands and musos for listening to AI music
>>157405237>Hell I knew a guy who started writing in the Fred merch store and I saw him in the coaches box earlier this season lmaoLongmuir?
>>157405240Real artists fault for not being able to keep up
>>157405240i've had youtube autoplay me a bunch lately, i don't particularly like it but i don't think i'd be able to tell the difference between that and human music if i didn't know either song
>>157405240The terrifying part to me is that the algorithms know just what pushes your buttons emotionally to make it feel good to listen to. It's unironically over.
*refuses USB-C cable*
>>157405246Nah he's awful at talking to customers, too autistic.
>>157405279Or maybe it's just begun.
>>157403721They basically had 3 weeks off after the essendon game
Season done over a couple of sluts. I bet they will be back working the in strip club within a couple of weeks.
>>157405310this is such a dumb arse comment
i'm boycotting the sex worker industry
>>157405299They're not supposed to drink during a season, especially before finals, and there were drugs found in the room.
Is magpie swanbro in? i got a gift for you mate
Not getting my usual pie and coke.
>>157405240It's fun watching the ivory tower creative types collectively lose their shit over the meat and potatoes of their work - "I need music/graphics/editing for a commercial/TV show/my youtube channel" completely disappear. Being confronted with the fact you've spent thousands of hours working your way up to being mediocre at something there's no longer a market for must be crushing.
>>157405341hit em where it hurts
why are they calling it sexual assault when a dildo was thrown at someone? so its just normal assault if you throw a box of tissues at someone but sexual assault if you throw a box of condoms at someone?
the punishment is for being out partying until 4am for beating the shitkickers at the arse end of the ladderhave some standards you fucks
>>157405372they weren't out, they were at their hotel
>>157405372they were only out until 3am
How long until they all turn on each other/Heeney?
Just not a good look is it?
So is the new narrative that someone touched her inappropriately at the hotel or offsite at the strip club/bar? And she followed them back to the hotel to confront them?
we need to wrap our arms around her
>>157405384Blakey returned at 3.40
>>157405371If you hired a prozzie and then assault her/him (him is for you) then it's classes as sexual assault because the entire interaction with the pro is considered of a sexual nature.
why did heeney do it?
>>157405414That's what Heeney did and look what happened
>>157405428for the bants
>>157405419>assault *touch
>>157405428It was the lizard who threw the dildo.
Remember when Derm was about to break a huge AFLW locker room grooming scandal? Whatever happened there?
none of you better touch me inappropriately
pete sends his regards
>>157405451*be's picking you up and inverting you**be's pulling down your trousers and knickers**be's ramming my fingers in your bum hole telling your "free oil check"*
>>157405450and then he mysteriously loses his job hmmmmm
if a prostitute was rimming your arse and you accidentally fart in her face and mouth and she took exception to it, is it sexual assault?
Might cheat on my 10/10 fiance with some gutter whore and ruin my season and career
>>157405480from experience she'll probably start angrily babbling and chucking durians at ya
So boys trip to bali for the 5 suspended?
dumb ahh sydney niggas desuwaste
>CHAD WARNER | WELCOME TO WEST COAST
i apologised to the coles checkout lady
I think if you have any of the swans players in supercoach you should get a free trade
>>157405506why?
Good lord, that cheese and bacon roll really hit the spot.
>>157405539sexually assaulted her
>>157405544you did or someone else?
>>157405551no but [REDACTED] may
addicted to fruit toast
>>157405524I've got Heeney and Warner not to mention JHF for my grand final this week. No trades left.
>>157405539for what the swans players did
When I die bury me with my sonnenrad chain on
>>157405556sheezel is out too but everyone has them
Pavl must be wishing that he had just stuck with his comfy job doing the sport segment on Ch9 news in Perth right now.
>>157405581Oh really? I didn't know that fuck sake
>>157402506has someone got a HD version of this/webm, need to add it to my collection
>sportsbet is paying $1.67 for norf to win against Sydney ($2.22)
>>157405598Swans will still win thisNorf will norf
>>157405591fuck off freeloader
>>157405584it was a strange call to hire him. bloke retired and went to tv presenting, stayed there for a decade, no off-field role at any footy club but straight away is appointed CEO of an afl club?
>>157405616it's not your cock why do you care
>>157405614IF norf play as well as they did last weekTHEN they will win
>>157405591are you gonna share your collection with us
Apparently Lachie Neale is looking at joining Sydney in 2027
>>157405619useless git
heeney should just announce his retirement
>>157404007put me in the screencap officer iykwim haha
IF there's smokeTHEN there's fire
Neale got stupid tattoos = cheated, ruined his life Heeney got stupid tattoos = some weird stripper thing, ruined his life I'm nooooticing
>>157404013wellington street wets in 15 minutes champ iykwim haha
>>157405618He is incredibly qualified. Look into him, quietly built a very successful business around digital media and supporting sports personalities in the digital age.
>>157405681>not having to put up with your InstaKaween hairdresser misso anymore and getting off with a couple of months of dull tabloid muckraking is ruining your life
>>157405240i only listen to AI music nowadays. The only problem is you can't save individual banger tracks into a customized playlist because they don't get uploaded individually like meatbag made songs, at least on youtube.
NEITHER HAVE I!
>>157405702>having to pay child support for the next 15 years and losing custody of your kids is no big deal
>>157405047meant pilpul iykwim haha
big game tomorrow
>>157405289wtf he's literally met. almost dropped my spaghetti in front of the colesfu today
>>157405714>44k a year for a multi-millionaire is life ruining >losing primary care responsibilities is bad
>>157404976but enough about hollywood
>>157405731huge in the context of the season
>>157405083>This transthat goes without saying
>>157405739>wife turns your kids into spastics since theres no one keeping her in check
So they will be back for the finals when it all blows over, whoopdy doo.Even the AFL are giving the Swans the maximum damage control card. Gutless league.
>>157405554you can tell us lad we're all friends here
>>157405753blvd if he gave a shit about that he wouldn't have been trying to escape the harpy bitch in the first place
>>157405763Are you illiterate?
>>157405771meant 2027
>>157405767cheating like this is how you stay together with a woman for the kids sake, retard
>>157405539meth mostly>>157405571unironically based
let he who is without sin cast the first dildo
>>157405053>cope
>>157405771not him but i am dyslexic
Can't believe they ran out of ooshies
Will peeney still be AA? Or will the afl cut him due to embarrassment?
>>157405783publicly, humiliatingly, flagrantly, unashamedly and rubbed in the woman's face? yes mate that makes sense.
>>157405813mum gets so many because people at woolies give them to her
imagine being errol and having to carry your team singlehandedly into a finals campaign
>>157405835Knew he wouldn't cheat on Grace
>>157405813I tossed quite a few in the bin.
>>157405823well obviously that was never intended retard
>>157405835>>157405838Skinny or not, Grace is still Grace :)
are there any afl wags taller than their bfs?
>>157405841if you knew anything about the situation prior to the media outing it you'd be aware it was all very much intentional on neale's part and why jules went as hard as she did with the victimhood shit.
>>157405874probably caleb daniels
>>157405874imagine watson turns up at the brownlow clinging to some big suda goal shooter netballer
garn goon to the colesfu tonight instead of bi porn for a change ladsand instead of fucking herlimericks looms>>157405813wtf is an ooshie
>>157405895go on then, tell us all
>>157405801based
>>157405920i don't want to talk about it
been reading some of the commentary about the suspension and basically they banned the players for the rest of the season over optics rather than facts or due process or anything, saying that they had a reputation at the club to uphold, and obviously the power dynamics come into play here as a vulnerable woman who does sex work was hired by millionaires to be their play thing for the night and she got hurt somehow and everyone should be ashamed at the guys for engaging with hookers and strippers in the first place, apparently only poor guys can assault and rape hookers and get away with it
>>157405933They would have been stood down anyway because AFL was going to leverage bringing the game into disrepute charges to force Sydney's hand. Dildo has to appease the faux outrage merchants
They are referring to the Sydney quintet as the "Chud goy clique" and have said that they "made a foid shake"
>>157405906i'd respect it
>>157405906>>157405969>gets cucked by aliiroh no (?)
>>157405933>sign a code of conduct with employee >break said code of conduct >face the consequences of your actions
>>157405933facts:out to four in the morning drinkingbringing back women to work accommodationbeing accused of sexually assaulting that womenall of the facts are individually enough to warrant a multiweek suspension. or "heeney has suffered a season ending injury" cope.
>>157405659>walking away from 2 more years likely at a million or moreNo way. He'll make them fire him.
eat a dick, swannies
>>157405819I think he and Warner will still be in the squad but embarrassment will force them to cut them from the team
>>157405933it's broken him
>>157405994That's what I was thinking. A few spots on their brownlow table probably opening up now too kek.
>>157405973>with employee >>break said code of conductyes that is indeed a now win situation for employers
>>157405933They've made it clear they're being banned for the unprofessionalism/disrepute stuff. Everything related to any criminal charges is in the hands of the police and will likely mean further action from the club.
>>157406005>They've made it clear they're being banned for the unprofessionalism/disrepute stuff.trying telling that to soibois and sjws
IF this were earlier in the season or their names hadn't been splashed about by caro et alTHEN play on lads
Respect for women has nothing to do with whether or not an act was committed.
feel like a real lazybones today
couldn't wait til tonight i'm going to respect beautiful women by gooning to my colsefu now
>sjwsunc ahh
>ahhzoomer arse
>>157406038>arsecolonised ass
>>157406046>colonisedFOA
>>157406004>hurrr durrr durrr xDddsad husk of a human you are
>Be Blakey>Go out on the town to look at late night crystal exhibits>Get to the hotel at 3:40am after a refreshing night with your chi fully charged>Go straight to bed and sleep>Find out in the morning your teammates did a girl dirty>Social media starts a rumour that you hit people with a dildo>Channel 7 reports that you were questioned by the police>None of this happened>Media starts omitting your name from the news reports since it wasn't you>Club/AFL suspend you for the rest of the season.... just because, OKAY>You're now linked with the rape pack officially due to the suspensionThe only way his reputation survives this is if lawsuits start flying.Also, can't see him wanting to play for Sydney again since they don't have his back.
how do you even stay awake until 4am, assuming they woke up in the morning of the previous day
>>157406074meth mostly
>>157406074Before the game players drink about 20 espressos. They're all tweaking out on legal stimulants so can't get to sleep normally.
AFL charges for bringing the game into disrepute are formally prosecuted under AFL Rule 2.3(a) (formerly Rule 1.6), known as "Conduct Unbecoming." Notable cases include: * Leigh Matthews (1985): Struck Neville Bruns behind play, breaking his jaw; suspended 4 games, briefly deregistered, and charged in court. * Ben Cousins (2007): Drug controversies and off-field legal issues; deregistered by the AFL for 12 months. * Essendon FC & James Hird (2013): Governance failures in the supplements scandal; Hird banned for 12 months, club barred from 2013 finals and fined $2M. * Taylor Walker (2021): Directed a racial slur at a SANFL player; suspended for 6 matches and fined $20,000. * Jordan De Goey (2021): Off-field arrest in New York; penalized with a suspended $10,000 fine and mandatory counseling. * Bailey Smith (2022): Illicit substance use shown in social media footage; suspended for 2 matches. * Elijah Hollands (2023): Charged with illicit substance possession; suspended for 2 matches. * Jeremy Finlayson (2024): Directed a homophobic slur at an opponent during a game; suspended for 3 matches. * Wil Powell (2024): Used a homophobic slur on-field during a match; suspended for 5 matches. * Lance Collard (2024): Used multiple homophobic slurs during a VFL game; suspended for 6 matches. * Izak Rankine (2024): Used an on-field homophobic slur against an opponent; suspended for 4 matches. * Tarryn Thomas (2024): Abusive behavior and threats toward women; handed an 18-month deregistration. * GWS Giants Players (2024): 13 players sanctioned for inappropriate skits at an end-of-season function; bans ranged from 2 to 4 matches plus fines.
>>157406069they had cocaine
>>157406084Was Blakey in the room?
>>157406091no idea
>>157406084obviously the hookers blow
>The only thing standing between Hawthorn and a free prelim is the win margin against the Eagles
>>157406083>GWS Giants Players (2024): 13 players sanctioned for inappropriate skits at an end-of-season function; bans ranged from 2 to 4 matches plus fines.wasn't this the sex doll sketch? absolute nonsense a fucking glassy cracked shits.
>>157406069Blakey to Norf to continue in his father's footsteps, leading them to 2 flags.
>>157406127Think it also involved slavery and 9/11 jokes.
>>157405933no retard, they interviewed the players to gather the facts then made a decision. it was already a complete disaster that they were up at 4am drinking and doing drugs, that alone warrants a suspension, nevermind doing something to upset a stripper.
>>157406069welcome to geelong, nick
>>157406132well if 2/11 are funny who cares if 9/11 jokes don't fly so good
>>157406120thats why she stormed back to the hotel the next morning, perhaps, needed her fix and was getting withdrawals
>>157406150thbitis
>>157406139>they were up at 4am drinking and doing drugsprove it
whatever happened to boys will be boys?
>>157406169It became public and there was a recording.
>>157406169attitude diminished when they decided boys can be girls.
Whatever happened to Tony Lockett? The strong, silent type.
>>157406163This isn't a court of law you moron. It doesn't take a genius to know what goes on at 4am in a room full of young men and a stripper.
ONE TONY LOCKETT
>>157406169hate to sound like a chud, but women in the workforce
>>157406182>Throws crutches at reporterWould've been hounded out of the game.
>>157406184>he's never had a woman over after midnight and been too much of a sperg to even go for a kiss
just reminding you all that this is accurate >>157404007
>he's never had a woman overyes, and?
>>157406202just reminding you to put me in the screencap officer
>>157406208nobody cares about your input, mickpedo. you're a boring retard
>>157406182AIDS????
>>157406211this "mickpedo", is he in the room with us now?
>>157406202sure thing buddy o, do me a favour and relay my thanks to old mate at the tab for his discovery
>>157406221You're a disgusting pedophile, this thread is your life. We also know you exposed yourself as a pedo fuckwit during the 2024 olympic skateboarding.
>>157406202wow mate put me in the screenie
>>157406184>It doesn't take a genius to know what goes on at 4am in a room full of young men and a stripper.
>>157406231based
>>157404007>>157406202Where was Blakey?
so WHO threw the dildo at the stripper's head?HEENEY threw the dildo at the stripper's head?>who me?yes you!>couldn't have been!so WHO threw the dildo at the stripper's head?
>>157406231most of these xillenial boardgame groups are just swinging with extra steps btw
>>157401412I discovered this when I was about 17 and have been single for the proceeding 30 years
>>157402406don't ever tell them that
>>157406246>DungeonMaster gives the girls +1 saving throws if they give him a blowjob afterwardsMany such cases.
>>157406223>We also know you exposed yourself as a pedo fuckwit during the 2024 olympic skateboarding.mick's a pedo? i guess it's not that much of a surprise
Funny how you increase the side of every part of your body except one.
>2024 olympic skateboarding.what a great event though. hope are arisa got her pet ducky
>>157406252has been deboonked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-NnxdZqPOE
>>157406258No it wasn't. You were exposed with archive deletion timestamps. You've desperately tried to cover this up but the evidence is there for everyone to see you're a disgusting pedophile piece of trash.
>>157406247for me it was 15 and she said she thought they'd all be like my mates while giggling
>>157404373easy to say when you don't have an embarrassing fat guts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcMNfX5yh28
>>157406270kill yourself
>>157406270live a long life
>>157406265>he's still trying to push the narrative that every post in that screencap was deleted at the same time>when one can just mouse over the timestamps and see otherwise
>>157406284#BelieveAllWomen
>>157406284There's nothing to "push" you pedo dumbfuck. You were proven to be a pedo, the evidence is against you. Your pedo posts got deleted with the same timestamp as your "steven may" posts. You're a pedophile and you don't like being exposed.
>>157406267Devastating
>>157406279thanks lad will do hey>>157406276love you mate
So we're putting the house on Norf right?Sydney have been KWAB into
>>157406295nah it's still 50/50
>>157406295submission* and the next year
Sydney have blown out to $28 for the flag. Meanwhile Freo have shortened to $2.75 and Lions to $3.40.Not particularly surprising.
>>157406301reckon the AFL have got a taste for the feel good hip after the last four or five. this is all probably a setup script for Sydney to overcome false allegations and win it all.
the sydney six
>>157406306nah the afl want the dockies to finally win it
>>157406306The criminal investigation likely isn't going to be done for months and even so 3 of their 5 best players are gone for the year for getting on the gear and partying til early hours two weeks out from finals. This year is done for them.
>>157406314there isn't a criminal investigation the woman in question doesn't even want to press charges
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALLMY EMPIRE OF DIRT
>>157406223insane amount of projection going on here
>>157406295nah. kernou will kick them to victory
>>157404007sure champ
>>157406187fuck imagine how much fun youd have on jobsites if women hadnt infested health and safety
>>157406231I would love to play dnd but I fear any group I find to play with would look like this
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>Isaac Heeney was a huge catch for the AFL because they lured him over from /nrl/Can't take the nrl out of the boy, desu.
whats she thinking right now?
>>157406310Yeah the crowd number money they are pulling must be a yids wet dream
>>157406310bane: are you sure about that?
>>157406344Would be funny if she was wearing something much more conservative at the next game
>>157406344utterly fuming. crying into her pillow at night wondering why they got a stripper instead of her. she was always willing. they just had to ask.wondering if she was too subtle with her clues.wondering if they will be shown the door and her fun will be over
>>157406344poo
>>157406317>there isn't a criminal investigationThere literally is an ongoing investigation right now. This isn't a secret. The Swans acknowledged it this morning in their statement and you can find countless articles referencing it. >the woman in question doesn't even want to press chargesEven if that is true (and it has not been confirmed anywhere) it doesn't mean shit. Once a crime has occurred and the authorities have been notified the decision to charge and prosecute belongs entirely to police and the DPP.
>>157406350hijab'd up running the waters
might throw away my life for a $300 bag of shitty coke and a few sluts lol
>>157406335business idea: dnd /alf/anced
>>157406360Don't forget throwing away your teammates' chance for a flag.
>>157406362problem is you guys look like thatim the only chad here
>>157406231Is it crazy to think I could destroy everyone at these games easily?
see the swanners fly upup
>>157406348I said "want" not will.
>>157406317>>157406356Too high profile now for the cops to back out. If charges aren't brought it'll be seen as corrupt/coverup.If the cops have the recording and got given statements by the girls, it's going to court.
>>157406366akshually i look like tex and say like tex
>>157406372I'm aware.
>>157406369nowhat i find crazy is the whole cazzy attitude modern dnd larpers have where its ok to tard out
>>157406369not at all, a random shithead on alf being That Guy is entirely predictable if not a walking cliche
>>157406364lol yeah might do that too oh well they will get over it lol
I just dont fit inI've never fit in
The Venn diagram of /afl/ posters (represented with red) and /r9k/ posters (represented with blue) is a single purple circle
>>157406390where does this purple come from?
>>157406389have you tried being a creep and/or weirdo?
a fucking DILDO
>>157406389Why fit in when you were born to stand out.
>>157406389based me
>>157406399crisp graduate of the school of life
everyones invited to afl dnd except that one cunt who doesnt fit in
>>157406387Reiwoldt = BlakeyKane = HeeneyBevo = Whore
>>157406403meant the school of hard knocks
>>157406389Based fat cunt
>>157406385The one who actually knows how to win?
I wouldn't know how to play dnd
for me it's a grapple monk in 3.5e
>>157406427>grapplesounds like gay roleplay tbqh
>>157406416a-akshually tryhard you can't win dnd, everyone rolls to do things and we have fun and if you have fun then you win and we all hold hands
>Multiple AFL clubs reportedly believe that players Tom McCartin and Braedan Campbell may be available for recruitment, citing their apparent disappointment with recent events. This information was shared on #FootyClassified.
>>157406389
>>157406437>sounds like
>>157406438if your idea of winning is making everyone else miserable it's not surprising you don't get invited to gaming groups tbqhwyf
>>157406424Literally played a session last night. Currently a hexblade warlock
>>157406441There would be a lot of interest if Tom McCartin became open to a trade but Swans would probably be resistant to trading him before his contract ends next year.
>>157401412i do not pursue women because I have deep rooted sexual insecurities and impotence relating to my mother telling me I have a small penis like my father and telling me I need to "really slam that shit" to compensate when I was a young teen. this was an unprompted conversation on her behalf
>>157406454why does your mother know you have a small penis?
>>157401412who's elese?
>>157406301much as i don't like it bane should be the clear favourite
>>157406424https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSynJyq2RRohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUksDJCijw>They released a new movie this yearThanks for making me go search for it. Tonight's kino is sorted.
>>157406458do you hide your nudity from your family?theyre some of the only people you dont need to worry about sexualising your naked body
>>157406454How small is small?>>157406472Flaccid vs erect.
>>157401412Same thing goes the other way, there's always that one pussy that blew your mind and nothing ever matches it again. If a woman knew this it'd destroy her.
>>1574064747 inches.
I literally have no idea how the world works
>>157406474"growers" is a myth perpetuated by small cocked fellasno one has ever grown enough when erect for a girl to be like "wow thats bigger than I expected based on your flaccid penis"
>>157406472>theyre some of the only people you dont need to worry about sexualising your naked bodywell thats some bulshit
>>157406478Normal girls can never compete with the bipolar gf.
>>157406478so true. shame it was attached to a batshit crazy bird>>157406488I really dont like how youre trying to claim my bunnings waifu who i webmd and married in that moment
>>157406488Yep, it's always some crazy bitch who ruined your life.
i dont want anyone to see my small penis
>>157406478Crisp my ex gf who repeatedly cheated on me then we broke up then her dad died so we got back together again and she cheated on me again but made it up to me by having a ffm threesome with me before we both agreed it wasn't going to work, now she's married to a guy 2 years younger than she is and managed to get him to agree to an open marriage. Shes crazy in bed though which is how she gets away with it
>>157406463Probably because there's still no certainty as to where they finish. There's still a chance they could finish this round in 7th. Improbable, but possible. If they finish in 3rd I expect money to be dumped onto them pushing them to favourite but if they finish in 4th they still have to go through Freo on their way to the final. Freo been the best team all year so deserve favouritism.
So what do you guys think of the Sydney players getting suspended?
>>157406499It's like there's a blueprint for it. Why can't there be normal chicks who are just demons in bed?
>>157406499>having a ffm threesome with meWith this, is the girl they bring in also as crazy?
>>157406508I just hope to never see Heeney ever again
Heeney's the golden boy faggot of the AFLHe's in the most adsHopefully he gets done for sexual assault and we never see the faggot again on the football field or in gay ads
>>157406508reactionary bulshit. swans have lost of a lot of fans with this move
>>157406511i found one and married her. she has huge tits too.
>>157406511Level of effort required.Fat girls know they aren't the best looking so get great at sucking cock.Crazy girls know they need to get the guy hooked to stay around and get off on making look pathetic.Normal girls... well, they put out every now and then so the boyfriend should be happy.
>>1574064745.8-6. Never chased relationships because of this, but have fallen into 2 in 38 years who both left me for larger men. Literally no point in trying to fulfill my biological imperative; every day is soul crushing loneliness
Seems like everyone in here got wives and gfs over night
someone fuckn bake already
>/afl/ had been forcing topless Heeney pictures in the OP all yearIt was a chud operation all along.
>>157406530Just go to SE Asia and pick up some 5ft 1 Asian woman who thinks you're built like John Holmes.
>>157406485I'm like 3 inches flaccid and 7.5x6 erect mate
>>157406530>5.8-6That's bigger than 80% of the men out there. Looking good, stud.
problem is that asian women are the worst in the world at sexand dont get me started on the sounds they make
>>157406532new>>157406541>>157406541>>157406541
>>157404535meant rape
>>157406448>it's not surprising you don't get invited to gaming groupswhere did i say that
>>157406449sounds like some bird i once fingered in an east sale nightclub
>>157406530thats not small right? this is just a jidf demoralization post right?
>>157406555
>>157404975if by spouting you mean "wanking furiously" and opinion you meant "his dick off" then yes, I'd concur.
>>157406561how big is yours?
>>157405022Maybe, maybe not. But one thing swasn have won is the battle for your mind. Yours has been completely and utterly mindraped, shat on and left on a brissy river ferry in the baking sun to fester and stink.
>>157406555CheckedJust go look at your local R4R or swingers page on Reddit, you'd be amazed how small most cocks are. 6" is about the cut off for it being 'good' for most chicks. Above that and you're getting a reaction.
>>157406360throwing it away to post here 24/7 is any better?
>>157406458probably the same way everyone here does. The first time it was (re)posted , there was some genuinely interesting conversation about afl. was a good 20 minutes, never to be repeated but never forgotten.
>>157406521crippa is in more.
