Middle guy looks fucking shifty
feeling increasingly isolated and left out as the demographics of alf change
bane
>>157406551How do I rent my face out to her as a seat cushion?
>>157406549that's the official stocking stuffer. will ask that you respect his title
>>157406550we grew upyou just grew out
wanting a girl to sit on your face is a surefire way to give her the ick
>>157406556Make her an offer on instagram
>>157406556i'll take my knife and cut it off and hand it to her. she can take it everywhere she wants
eating pus gives most zoomettes the ickt. mildly successful on hookup apps
>>157406569Unless she's a domme type, then you'll hook her for life. It's like going for double or nothing on More Chilli, you probably end up with nothing but it's worth it when it pays off.
press S to spit on the Sydney Swans
>>157406569>>157406573WHAT?!?!?! you mean she DOESN'T want the ol lickaroo?!?!?!?
>>157406577eating ass doesnt give them the ick because its more degen
>>157406575S
Women enjoy their pussy getting licked. They really like it if you do it right. But they just can't respect a man that becomes subservient to them.
>>157406569Not if you work her into it over a period of time.Always touch it, compliment it. Work towards putting a finger on the anus, then later on progress to putting one in there.You're then at the stage where you can ask to lick it. Position wise she might sitting on you already, but after that you can ask her to straight up sit on your face.She'll think you love her bum and will be happy to please you.
>>157406588knew ass eaters were gay. dont ever type such gay shit in my chatroom again cunt
>>157406588settle down nick
British tourist slurs make me so horny
>>157406557I apologise and retract my former comment
will we ever see peeney again in the afl? he WAS the one who threw the dildo, yes?
how did you all become experts on women?
Wonder how the stocking feels right now?
>>157406612hope not hes clearly mentally unfit to play professional sports and a danger to those around him.
>>157406618my whole life i've been called a cunt
Is having 7 beers before 5 ocklock bad?
>>157406621we all need to wrap our arms around her
>>157406625Nah bro you're just maintaining and keeping a steady keel.
>>157406556do like cartcunt; have no shame, but lots of money. and lie, fabricate, embellish exaggerate. but always be twirling twirling twirling
>>157406612We'll never see him on a football field or in a gay arse ad ever againGood riddance
>>157406629Didn't that guy go to prison?
>>157406621she finna belt seven shades out of him when she sees him
>>157406575>>157405022>>157406580
>>157406629didn't cartcunt go down for wrecking a prozzie?
>>157406618posting in a thread 24/7 with heaps of other women exspurts makes me the best one.
https://www.outlawmedia.com.au/stories/exclusive-inside-the-swans-shitshow-strippers-a-hidden-camera-two-bags-of-drugs-and-heeney-in-the-deep-endReally, really good read.
>>157406633>>157406638if youre talking about the chick getting slashed up in sydney, lol, I added some details to the greentext i made from the paper taht I posted here. that was me being bored.
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
>>157406648nah I know a guy who was in lockup with him, it was almost certainly cartcunt
>>157406646its not. absolute clickbait nonsense.
>>157406541What an insane way to destroy your season
*bangs hammer*
>>157406653that would be quite a coincidence. >>157406657for white guys. nogs assault hookers heaps
From a very reliable source>I’ve been digging through the Sydney Swans hotel mess with sources from inside the inner sanctum. What follows is the current picture of how a night that started as a celebration of second spot turned into the club’s biggest off-field crisis in years.>After the win over Essendon locked in a home qualifying final, Dean Cox got up in the rooms and told the group they’d be resting a heap of blokes the following week. Then he took about 35 players and staff out for a celebratory dinner in Richmond. They finished up at Harlow. Coaches, including Cox, left around midnight.>Roughly 11 players kept going, across to Maeve Fox, shots flowing. Tom Morris’s timeline of when various groups got back to the Pullman lines up. Later, those 11 ended up in a room with strippers. One of the women set up a camera and has the whole thing on film. Chairs were arranged in a circle around the middle of the room.>The five names that have already been out there — Isaac Heeney, Chad Warner, James Jordon, Riley Bice and Nick Blakey — are the ones firmly in the frame. They’re the ones who played around with the stripper.>Heeney is in the deepest water. Sources say he touched her and tried to finger her even after being told not to.>Two bags of drugs turned up. No one has claimed them. Police are testing the contents and the AFL integrity unit is looking at that side of it as well.>It all blew up around 7am when the women went downstairs, spotted coaches and staff in Sydney gear, and lost it - yelling, getting agro. Cox stepped in, pulled them aside, tried to settle things and got them outside. That’s when the police were called and arrived.
>>157406657they weren't going to be much chop in finals anyway. teams were already clamouring to finish 3rd and play them in week 1
>>157406660I actually got a newy today, wanna see it?
>>157406541Hope these blokes at least had their knobs serviced to completion on this fateful night
peeney’s career is FINISHED
Should have kept the drugs in your ass right? That way police woon't get it and it can't get nicked
>Heeney - Finger - TBA
Herald Sun exclusively reported on Wednesday afternoon that players “had taken exotic dancers up to a room for lap dances”.An unnamed player “arranged” for the women to join them at the hotel after “more than half a dozen” Swans had been out in Melbourne.It is then claimed a “commotion erupted” in one player’s room after one of the women “claimed their understanding of what was ‘off limits’ was breached”.
>>157406665That's only because the trip to WA would fucking suck. Freo are vulnerable in Melbourne but nobody would want that QF or PF.
>>157406694None of the five players have been formally interviewed by police, but have reportedly spoken to investigators.No arrests have been made nor any charges laid, with the exact circumstances of the incident still to be determined.
>>157406694These whores are fucked in the head, wouldn’t cause a commotion like this if they weren’t high profile footy players, it’s just part of the biz they’re in
The lesson here is to ask the stripper exactly what X will cost before you go and put Y in her Z.
>>157406664Dude thought the stripper was into him. Sad.
You have to eat all the eggs
Cocky want a cracker
>>157406704A lot of strippers from this circle will be quietly seething, even if they say they support this lot, because this will likely cause a drop in business. No player will want to be attached to any potential controversy. These whores should be swimming in tips and private dance bucks with the end of the season coming up and now plenty will just be staying away altogether out of fear.
>>157406708They can be pretty convincing. This applies to all women that want something.
>>157406710hate these little fuckheads
why fuck around with cock teasing strippers, just get prossies that are discreet and this shit never happens. what an own goal
>>157406710Looking good mate
Need the strippers escorts n babes profiles asap
>>157406714A LOT of strippers are also prostitutes if the price is right.
>>157406685if nick wants those drugs, nhe's getting thise drugs in your arse. you WILL get nicked.pic related: me and my bitch.
Eating pussy is the only thing I'm good at besides railing them like I'm trying to kill them for 40 seconds. RIP me.
>>157406714prozzies sre not discreet if they know they have a famous john
>>157406718Then this should be classed as theft rather than sexual assault right?
>>157406718>A LOT of women are also prostitutes if the price is right
>>157406666yes mate
>>157406725
>>157406726>>157406721
>>157406723They usually are until they're washed up or think they can get some blackmail done.
>>157406664i can confirm, i am chair
>>157406724That's the true issue here as to why these women felt aggrieved but virtually no one's going to talk about it honestly.
If you're penis less than 9 inches she will alway ne thinking of someone elese
>>157406723>Swans players let them set up a phone recording of itkwab.
White face is really unsettling desu.
chicken laksa for dinner
>>157406741Unless she's never had a big one, they're less than 1% of the population. Zoomettes seem to have insanely high body counts though so odds improve.
>>157406586no but yasmin duursmay
>>157406718Well clearly not, she was in a room of millionaires she would've had no problem selling the upgrade package deal. She was clearly a dumb bitch who does birthday parties and the like and thinks she has dignity.
>>157406741most zoomettes don't fuck so you're more likely to find a girl who hasn't seen bigger
>Heeney's engagement instagram post has been deleted nowoh no no no no
>>157406600slurs make you horny? problematic>>157406642
current mental state:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw6qKSCIoU0
>americans wear shoes inside>they look like autistic boy scouts>southern europeans wear shoes inside>they look fine and normalnever understood this
>>157406762hao ling
Someone shop the Scooby Doo mask reveal meme of Bruhn becoming Heeney
>>157406755Oh they're fucking alright. 9/10 Chads from dating apps though, not you.
>>157406754>Well clearly not, she was in a room of millionaires she would've had no problem selling the upgrade package deal.Sometimes people think they can get the upgrade for free because of who they are.
>>157406758Looks like she told him to... get stuffed!
>>157406767Show me the stats. Those same dating apps are losing money hand over fist as millenials and xillenials age out and prostitutes become the main users and every single study done on zoomer sex habits disagrees with you. Even on Pure you're more likely to find them wanting sexting or cam.
>>157406768>i get paid millions a year but im going to try get a freebie to save a couple hundred bucksdoesn't add up.
>>157406767retarded incel
Strippers are usually alright at dealing with handsy blokes, 3 strike rule really. They're cutesy the first time, firm the second and then jam their stiletto into your collar bone the third. Heeney must have been a fucking retard trying to slip a digit in.
all you cunts are off your head if you think swans had no chance to win it all before this happened
>>157406775It's probably worked every time before until this instance. I'm sure Heeney was positively shocked and confused when it didn't this time.
>it's another 'did the afl player really finger that whore or not' episode
>>157406775>Young guy new on the team hires some strippers to try and fit in with the older blokes>Older blokes decide to upgrade to the deluxe prostitute DLC>Suddenly each stripper-cum-prostitute is charging for a 10 person orgy>It's all on your cardWould hope the players tried to get freebies desu.
heeney asked if she was going to charge him extra because he was so big; she collapsed laughing because he's a 7.6 inch tiny dick and he took offence and thrrew dildo
>>157406788bruv they let Fred kick 15.10. (100) in a second half, they are pretenders. Brisbane would have destroyed them, if they even made it that far.
>>157406788
technically that's attempted rape if true
its so joever cunts
>>157406795Not being asked to pay the large penis surcharge is the biggest humiliation.
How do you reckon norf are feeling about their upcoming game against sydney? Must be awkward for them
>>157406797three horse race desu
>>157406541kek.
>>157406797>Brisbane Lions 4 - 4 109.7That Hawthorn win is padding those stats massively.
>>157406802Sack the coach stuff if they lose desu.
>>157406805and geelong, and sydney, and adelaide
found years old sex tapes of me and my ex, gave me a chub watching it again
>The five banned Sydney players will not be considered for selection in the All Australian squad. The AFL has made the call today. Turns out making the All Australian squad isn't based on on-field performance.
>>157406802swasn sans peeney and warner are till more than a handful for a mob like norph
>>157406805Not really.>Lost by 44 to Swans>Lost by 2 to Demons>Lost by 41 to Cats>Lost by 25 to Fremantle -->Won by 52 over Crows>Won by 43 over Swans>Won by 22 over Cats>Won by 67 over Hawks
I genuinely can’t remember what the geelong story was
>>157406815it never was
she'll be right
>>157406815There's egregious omissions every year even without players being banned for bringing the game into disrepute.
>>157406826They tried to get out of their liability for a player experiencing brain trauma as a result of them playing.Anons here unironically defended them
>>157406664Sounds plausible. Was it a hidden camera or did they know about it? If he tried to finger her and was told no and then tried again which caused her to freak out then yeah he's in a bit of trouble. Probably figured he's on TV ads and the like she will let him do as he pleases.
>>157406833>Anons here unironically defended themit was just one (catsperg)
>>157406815You didn't clock that when they're shoving meme mids who look good playing for shitter teams into wing and forward/back slots every season?
>>157406752no but yasmin scott
>>157406788I'm nearly off my head and Im a lifelong swasn and I thought we had no right to be playing this fucken well. but didnt have double tapping a ripper with a dildo on my bingo card desu. the shit they pull huh
Poor Elijah hollands was meant to be the biggest scandal in football history and now he has been all but forgotten
>>157406796brisbane are gunna shit the bed .
>>157406846Let's all put our arms around him
>GWS have private function in private venue>have a bit of fun>team gets in trouble because a worker takes offence>Swans try to have fun in a hotel room>hire a woman to take her clothes off>she does then gets offendedFooty players can't do shit now. Everyone is after their own pay day because they are known individuals. All team functions need to happen in future in the privacy of someone's house to the exclusion of all others because some dickhead will try to get their 5 mins of fame by dobbing someone in.
>>157406852fuck up you dumb meff
afl would actually be entertaining if i were a player
>>157406850Which team do you support out of curiosity?
>>157406737But who was phone?
I've seen prozzies and I've always respected their boundaries
>>157406858sydney why
>>157406863Just asking.
How would heeney be feeling now?
>>157406870Genuinely like he's fucked up his life.
>>157406860Cuck
Says a lot desu.
>>157406870I he has someone to wrap their arms around him. Even if he did fuck up he must be going through hell
>>157406856Need to wrap our arms around the players
never trust a beady eyed anglo like heeney
wrap your arms around my pumped up cock and balls
>>157406826>Player goes to AFL concussion panel to see if they're okay or continue playing or get medically retired>Red (retire) - Green (continue) system>Panel returns Amber (dunno, lol) result and passes it back to the club>Club doctor is worried about getting the shit sued out of him down the line (doctors are being sued in the class action concussion lawsuit that is happening next year)>Player suggests signing some form acknowledging that he understands the risks>Player gets his own insurance expert, speaks to his own doctors, parents, goes through it all with the club doctor>Geelong are in contact with the AFL regarding this>A Voluntary Assumption of Risk is signed, acknowledging that he had been informed of everything and understands the risks involved>The wording of the document was a copy + paste from one previously used by Sydney for a player to return through the VFL and was signed off on by the AFL / AFLPA>Since it never amended his contract it never needed to be lodged, so it wasn't> - - - 2-3 YEARS PASS - - ->Someone tips off the media about it>Headline: GEELONG PLAYER SIGNS WAVER TO NEVER SUE <-- all bullshit btw>Big scandal>AFL and Geelong remove a small section of the text which didn't change anything>People make it sound evil that he didn't want his manager and AFLPA to sit in on his medical consultations>Salty Adelaide fans trying to link it to them draft tampering and salary cap cheating>Geelong must be dodgy because of muh farms>King's Council now investigating what wrongdoing, if any, Geelong did <---- We are here>Geelong cleared of all wrongdoing>>157406833They never did that. The player was merely acknowledging that they had been fully informed of the potential risks they face if they continue playing.
>>157406895>Heeney >Anglo
anyone wanna have a club scandal pissing contest? best make way for the king
my Fred debuting a forward this week, rekon Treacy gets a rest
>Staying up until 4am on a road trip gets you a whole season banThat's going to be enforced impartially, right? And retroactively?
>>157406880soft launching his homosexuality
Thinking this scandal is also going to cost Curnow the Coleman.
>>157406870pooicidalpic related
>>157406897got dizzy reading this spin
>>157406916based Amiss with the Steven Bradbury Coleman
Did you blokes read this in ps?
Every time he spins that Cats concussion waiver he just lies.
>>157406934
Heeney is FUCKED
heemey
anyone played the /footy/ game yet
>>157406939oath
all we need is a hawthorn scandal and the great vile organisation trifecta is complete
>>157406946>Sam Mitchell prostitutes his wife to the mayors of Baltimore, Detroit, St Louis, and Atlanta in exchange for privileged access to AI data centres
>>157406942Looks RedditNo ty
>The Sydney Swans say their willingness to "torpedo" their AFL season by suspending five star players proves how committed they are to upholding standards at the club.so gay really. fuck standards, win flags. cunts used to do whatever it took
don't really care about this storywhat's for dinner and what's on tonight gents?
>>157406946The roaches settled their abo abortion scandal the day of the draft to bury it in the news. They are far to cunning.
>>157406956They admin likely knew they weren't winning it regardless but some players must be absolutely fuming. Five of their teammates partying has just turned every remaining game into a dead rubber despite their team finishing top 2.
>>157406958>what's for dinner and what's on tonight Leftover bolognese and nothing.
>>157406960Just think of the humiliation if they win their qualifying final and the loser (Hawthorn/Brisbane) goes out in straight sets.Bants for years.
>>157406956If they really cared they wouldn't be drawing so much attention to how good they are for doing what they should have done yesterday.
>>157406958see >>157406749
>>157406958Nothing and drunk
>>157406969It would be a monumental win against the odds but unfortunately there's probably no team as reliant on its top liners as Sydney and Curnow has a well documented history of going missing in big games. Never know though.
I feel like there’s a lot of men in here who don’t see anything wrong with an unsolicited ass smack. Just so you know, it’s not okay.
this is what happens to alf when freddit sit on topboring ahh season
kys zoomer shit
chill out wanker just words on a screen close ur eyes poof
make me champ
>>157406989I don't care if someone smacks me on the ass.
>>157406989ive been smacked on the bum and groped in clubs and never sued anyone.
>>157406969god i need to be humiliated by the swans (female)
anyone want go out and ruin their public image over a bag of coke and a stripper tonight?
>>157407001Good
Who are the unironic good guys of the AFL?
>>157407001this happened in 2020
>>157407001>this includes some high-profile users such as glowdiggers and glowdiggersno shit
god sydneys best 23 had some fucking duds in itcant imagine how shit its going to be now
>>157407010>>157407013That article was from 2020, first day here?
pooey undies
>>157406939whos bum is this?
>>157407011Micksperg. He's just a quirky but lovable little fella.
>>157407001might expose certain mods with ties to israel
>>157406958test cricket at 8pm
Joshy, you here mate?DollGOD, you here mate?
>>157407016point out where i implied i thought it was recent
>>157407021meant for >>157407018
ok do geelongs punishment now please
>>157407017F U C K I N GT H I SHIS
>>157407028why post it mate? unc think he slick
listening to britney spears
You have to remember no one who actually enjoys sport in Sydney is a Swans customer, if they cared about sport they'd be a rugby league customer. They support the Swans as a social outing, as an anti-sport. They're quite happy to sacrifice their season and the principles of natural justice to virtue signal about the sactitiy of strippers nipples. They do not care about the sporting aspect of the club.
>>157406541these cunts must be the dumbest footy players in history and that's saying something
>>157407034basedwhat album?
i feel like i'm seeing more attractive pajeetas these daysor maybe it's my brain telling me to have kids due to my age
>>157407037>*replaces my urine test with gatorade to hide my drug use*
>>157407030
no one in sydney cares about sportits a gay sex capital
>>157407039it's an interesting discussion your honour
>>157407046Extremely poor quality post
Why would isaac heeney even need to hire a prozzie let alone rape anyone he probably has girls throwing themselves athim every room he walks into
>>157407046Melbourne is objectively gayer though
>>157407046>did a sex offence in a straight wayoh fug they're gonna get the firing squad
>>157407015yeah was looking at it before they're shot
>>157407041delet this
>*replaces my gatorade with my urinr to hide my watersport use*
>>157407050sometimes its not about sex but a power dynamic thing
>>157407041>>157407054afl releases this information the night before the final against >geelong
>>157407050never understood this eithermaybe prozzies are usually quieter about it? especially to the missus
"Victorian sex crime detectives are expected to travel to New South Wales as they investigate an alleged sex assault scandal engulfing the Sydney Swans.The ABC understands the investigation centres on an allegation of touching without consent at the Pullman Hotel in the early hours of Monday morning.It is understood the alleged victim has spoken to police. Multiple law enforcement sources have told the ABC that four officers from the Victoria Police Sex Crimes Squad will land in Sydney as they expand their investigation.Police have not made any arrests or laid charges over the alleged incident. "
>>157407051objectively false
I come back after 4 years away and you retards are still recyling the same 'micks grow up
>>157407061>ai slop
>>157407039in the zone bonus track produced by pdiddy :fire: what an absolute baby maker
>>157407050i have a thin missus but when I used to drink I'd become a fiend, an absolute pig hunter, lust and drugs make us all weak.
>>157407064fuck off tipblob
>>157407064rope yourself pit dog
>>157407068meant for>>157407040
OH NO NO NO NO
sydney might as well forfeit and let st kilda in finals
>>157407065whatever helps you cope, sydney faggot
talking to himself again
>>157407068Based Tim Paine
>>157407046wrong, they care about muh scg once a year in january (when it gets rained out anyway)
Got 'em on a string, lads
>>157406958Going to parents place so what ever they (mumza) are cooking
Completely forgot there's a game on tomorrow night.
never cared for tipgod infact you're an attention seeking cunt who is out of touch with modern alf. SAD!
>>157407087Mate that describes every trip ever
*be's tipping 9/9 this week*
SEETHING KEK
>tripway to expose yourself freshcunt
Swansisters, I have a strong feeling it's over....
>>157407100mate I reckon 2/3rds of the anons here are freshcunts, /afl/ is in truly dire straits atmyou're better off not coming back
>>157407061>historicYeah, in the past, but Melbourne is resoundingly far gayer than Sydney these days>ShitPTYou’re lucky that I responded at all. Argue your own debates,
Have I ever told you deadset ripper legends just how much I fucking love you?
Dinner is served, lads.
>Two topless waitresses were booked for $210 per girl, plus tips for extra services and a deposit, from Party Girls Melbourne, while a third arrived at around 5.30am for a two-hour booking.not a bad price tbqhmakes sense touching pussy probably wasnt included
>attention seeking anon larping as an old trip thinks anyone cares about his opinionlol
Imagine living a life where your employer is this involved in your sex life. Thank fuck I'm a failure
>>157407102they'll have to debut someoneimagine debuting because your teammates sexually assaulted someone kek
>>157407106whatever helps you cope, sydney faggot
>>157407112I got told off for sleeping with a client but I still did it
We should put all our money together to hire a suite at the pullman and some party girls, it’s about time we had an /alf/ meetup
>>157407113Word is they were finna be rested anyway
Fuck up cunt
>>157407120god that man is sexy
>>157407112the crazy thing is they would have never been caught if they either paid more or didnt assault someone
>>157407117not for finals champ
>>157407108Why do you have a can of coke? Isn't it cheaper to buy the food in a meal from McDonald's where they give you the soda and chips with your burger?
hi josh
When McRae was questioned on the matter at his weekly press conference on Wednesday morning, he said Collingwood was “very organic” in how the club wanted its players to act.“We want our players to act like effective men in society and develop our players to be good husbands in the future and good fathers,” he said.“That’s something that I speak about – I believe all the time.“I think you set those responsibilities and values daily without having to make a grandstand meeting around those things.”
>lads what if instead of going to the strippers we get a couple for our hotel room as it will be more discreet>what could go wrong
>>157407109If a stripper can't get turned on by an athlete in the prime of their life, how am I supposed to suspend belief that they're enjoying their time with me. Like obviously they're not if you stop and think about it but I can't even turn my brain off and trick myself into believing otherwise now
>>157407125>/afl/ has tiny cockstracks
>GOD>eats goyslop?
>>157407132psychopath faggot
>>157407109>while a third arrived at around 5.30am for a two-hour booking.grim also Sydney are not a serious side and shall not be for at least 5 years
This shows why Sydney has not been successful the last few years, how they continually appeared mentally weak when teams really put them to the sword. It is because their culture under the surface was horse shit.
they should have just gone to an asian rub and tugthose girls will do anything for a bit of extra cash and be quiet about it
>>157407115are you my carer haha
guys im really concerned the swans mardi gra contingent will be banned from the sydney mardi gras in wake of this scandal. it's not very ally behaviour.
>>157407137I enjoy it more knowing I've purchased her like a product and her feelings are irrelevant
>still eligible for the brownlow which has a fairest aspect to it>not eligible for all australian which is decided on purely footballhuh?
Why don't the players save money and lower their risk of getting caught by just sleeping with each other instead of prozzies.
>>157407158sti meds cost money unna
my dosn gonna finna collect all duursmas like infinity stones
>>157407109>>157407133so dumb, they just gonna do what? kick them out at 7.30 and then go straight to the buffet with Deano for bacon and eggs still fucking munted?
god i wish yasmin would collect my virginity for infinity
This would never have happened if Sydney Airport didn’t have a stupid 11pm curfew
>>157407157chinese betting syndicates absolutely wu maoing right now
>>157407153Gays are probably just confused about this story because it's unbelievably puritan in a way that they are not.
>>157407158That would create hella drama
>>157407150maybe it's time to finally see if the ones in my area are any good
>>157407102>>157407113What is their midfield even going to look like? Gulden, obviosuly. I'm guessing Mills has to get moved there, despite having been in defence all year. But who else runs through? Rowbottom will probably have to be back even if his hand is still borderline. No McInerney. Adams retired months ago. Serong on-ball? Cleary, Warner and Sheldrick from the VFL? That's not a premiership midfield to say the least. Gonna be interesting.
Anyone here an r/AFL poof?The Sydney supporter MaximumInsanity is about to have a full blown autistic meltdown, kek. I’ve been following his comments and he’s lashing out more and more and then quickly deleting things. This faggot got me banned awhile back and lives rent free.
>>157407176only the city of fags are dumb enough to put an airport in mascot
your modern /afl/ poster is a redditor
There'll be a few trades from the swans come october you'd think. Don't know if it'd be those guys but a few players would be pissed off enough to leave if they were already on the fence
>>157407168There's a possibility some of them were told they would be rested against Norf so were given extra time in Melbourne with no requirements to come back with the rest of the team. Can't imagine that being Jordon and Bice though so no idea what those guys were thinking.
>>157407190yeah mate i spammed the bulldyke mod tiny donut or w/e the cunts name is with Reddit care messages. I got banned as a result but I don't care. That horrendous fuck has ruined the sub my shoehorning AFLW into it. It's a cancer
>>157407190I don't use reddit at all. Never even had an account.
>>157407190I go on it occasionally for news (don't read news websites). Some of the people on there are fucking mental, I agree. I wish reddit didn't allow you to hide profiles because there are some insane people that are on there posting what seems like 24/7.
you losers are no better than gossiping women, get a life for god sake
>>157407200Based. It was a decent community awhile back (even if it was a bit gay) but the tranny mod team and moral grandstanding ruined it.
Is touching a stripper that is giving you a lap dance really worthy of getting police involved?
>>157407206jungle fever
>>157407209it's the redditors matesomeone needs to post gore to drive them out
3rd and 4th are so lucky, free prelim guaranteed just for showing up
>>157407211he didn’t just touch her arse he full on finger raped her
>>157407210yeah they really lost the plot they even ate one of their own a few years back. now it's just a hug space.
i bought this chink portable bluetooth speaker off amazon and its actually pretty decent for under $50, im glad i didnt blow hundreds on something similar from other big name brands
>>157407222Oops I meant 3rd OR 4th. Whoever plays syd. Don't think anyone is beating fred in perth bar maybe bane.
if only you knew how bad things are
>look up r/afl jannies >legit tranniesWtf lol
>>157407057a power thing? thats only been a thing since the 90's.
>>157407229r/ing the JUST hair on heeney
>redditors are telling each other to support aflw now as if that somehow fixes or changes thingskek
I am a literal rapist but thankfully she never went to the police
>>157407208>there are some insane people that are on there posting what seems like 24/7.but enough about u/maxwellhill iykwim haha
>>157407230troonux types
>>157406759You know there's Jews who get off on Nazi play? Blacks that want you to be a slave master. People are always into weird shit.
>>1574067957.6 is like top 1% dude. Porn has addled your brain.
>>157407230really makes you think why they insist on spreading everywhere these days
>>157407233You mean the league full of grooming dykes?
I’m not a political correct fag or anything but Tom Morris naming the agency that the strippers work for and how much they cost is gutter journalism.
>>157407211he's a sub8 lvm
>>157406798Imagine getting done for rape and all you did was finger a chick, didn't even get to drop an angry load in her or anything. Retards.
>>157407257who and how much?
>>157407244love women with white fever me
>>157407260ask that silvagni brother about that
>>157407248you fucking sad cunt
>>157407109meant for>>157407261
>>157406837Or lefty wankers like Darcy Moore because he loves Abos and climate change or some shit.
Imagine all the sexual favours Tom Morris must have done for Hutchy in order to achieve the career he has. One of the ugliest, dumbest and most unlikeable cunts I’ve ever seen.
>>157407260from the chicks perspective some fingers may be bigger than penises so it makes sense
>>157407257probably paid off the reception girl unless he asked a hypothetical how much and how long would this cost? to line up the timelines
Isaac can compare notes with Tom "finger rapist" Silvagni in gaol
>>157406870He's probably gone incognito down to the local strippers.
>>157407253Top 0.1%. But that dude is just trolling.
>>157407257he's so fucking slimy i hate most journos on principle but he's next level
Reminder that Nick Daicos sexually assaulted someone right before he was drafted, there was an article in the Herald Sun about it but it quickly got taken down.
>>157407267It's a serious issue.
>me?>yeah nah I work the graveyard shift striping and dodging fingers in my poonNo wonder they opt to date tradies lol
New minigame about to drophttps://www.afl.com.au/news/1583157/pack-play-introducing-the-afls-newest-mini-game>Now they have to code out the Swans chuds
>>157407011Scott Pendlebury. Even got him off at the tribunal being such a good bloke.
>>157407285Yes he's a despicable cunt
Almost $22 just for a drink from maccas. This country is fucked
heading down to victoria to watch the lions and collingwood game. Anyone know if the Pullman hotel is good?
>>157407291gambling is le b-ACK
>>157407286Thats not true, Nick is nothing like Isaac
>>157407057That's never been the case, feminist bullshit. It's just the whole wanting something different. He's got an 8/10 hot blonde at home so he wants some down and dirty scrubber.
>>157407298I don't want to talk about it
Can't wait for the awkward moment if there's a goal line touch between Sydney and Norf and someone says "yep looks like he got a finger in there"
>>157407296get your drink yourself you lazy bastard
>>157407296Yeah but we need to make sure the Indians and South Americans delivering it make $35 an hour because uhh it was unfair they were classed as sole traders or some shit.
>>157407303he could have found one for freeim telling you some men love degrading a women they are paying for sexual favours
Why are people in twitter like this?
>>157407296If you place that order you deserve death.
>>157407248>55%There's hope for us yet.
I'm an Arse Man
Imagine being Chad Warner. Sword swallower through and through. You hear that some of your male teammates have hired some strippers and you decide to go to their room for a laugh. Might ask the girls for some grooming tips, enjoy the feminine energy etc. you’re having the time of your life and then Heeney starts raping someone and your career and reputation are permanently tarnished
>>157407289legal hsgfs?
*bangs hammer*>wahhh other peopo get pay too much waahhh*bangs hammer*
>>157407310thats got nothing to do with the fact they're a prostitutealso degrading sex isn't a powerplay
>>157407312That's a bot
>>157407296you lazy fat fuck
>>157407316Kevin Spacey defence could save him
why the fuck did the swans players let this shjt be taped? or did the strippers secretly tape is it video?
>>157407320kek bodied that cfmeu bootlicking sissy
>>157407316>the boys have strippers over, better show face to prove im not gay haha
used to work with someone who knew alex neale-bullen personally. legit one of the biggest dickheads i have ever met in my life (this guy, not alex)
Patrick "Demon Prince" Cripps
>>157407314Gone from 53% positive to 44% in just under 3 years.
Despite making up just 13% of the population tradesmen in Australia commit 50% of all violence against women
>>157407316>you’re having the time of your life and then Heeney starts raping someonelaughed way too hard at this, also great cover to enjoy watching your teammates get hard
>>157407325i assume they didn't have a security so they video it as a deterrent.
would have thought strippers at that hour would have a samoan or bikie escorting them
>>157407341>>157407342LMAO WE DID IT REDDIT!!
>>157407339fucking retard dumb shits
>>157407340pre-paid and hotel surveillance they probably don't care
>>157407157They know Nick's got it in the bag so why care?
>>15740732590% of the time if you get rippers or escorts for a hotel function they're either bringing a minder or filming. filming has become the go to as it's cheaper. if you don't want that you buy actual through actual high end agencies or independents not the $200 chicks the mine site lads have a whip around for.
aflw players should kneel on a dildo before the games this week to show respect
meanwhile in the nrl, a player has been charged after allegedly mooning a council ranger
>>157407339But why would they consent to that? Even if nothing was going wrong would you trust a stripper to not send that to a friend who then sells it to the herald sun or channel 7 for a few bucks?
>>157407355because that would unironically be her doing revenge porn or blackmail
>The International Tennis Integrity Agency has provisionally suspended Nick Kyrgios after testing positive to cocaine.kek what a spastic
>>157407355they were all coked out of their minds
>>157407353>nrl>showing another man your arse>afl>having hetero sex yep adds up
the laksa
>>157407361who?
>>157406541In my opinion they should lose at least 60pts. Other teams (especially geelong) fight everyday to improve the name of afl and fight for womans rights. With this behavior the swans have attacked all of us. This is not what the afl stands for
The Chad ASMR viewer vs The Virgin Stripper Viewer
>>157407367Looks like my shit after a heavy night on the piss
>>157407361Aussies sure do love cocaine haha
have we even got 100% proof that the stripper was female?
dont the just have groupies they could call up?being peak australian sportsmen and still having to hire strippers, fucking grim
>>157407373haha wow epic bantz! your such a cool drinkingman bro!! xD
>>157407375yes
>>157407370meant tween try on haul viewer iykwim haha
I would act really awkwardly around strippersI wouldn't know what to say or doDo I touch them?Do I just sit there silently and stare?
why couldnt they just do what i do after a night on the bagbe wide awake at 6:30am trying to bash my flaccid penis to ejaculation
>>157407206>Really cute girl>93%She must be super shit to be that low % wise.
BREAKING>BREAKINGKyrgios tests positive for cocaine use
>>157407359Selling footage to someone isn't blackmail or revenge porn and they have no legal recourse if they've consented to the video being taken unless the company has some kind of contract that stipulates discretion and privacy which there's no way they do because no one's signing any contracts when they take strippers back to their hotel.
Isaac Henry's finger has slipped inside one of these slagshttps://www.partygirlsmelbourne.com.au/models/
>>157407383incels innit
When I drink loads my shit comes out like tar black and is so sticky and it’s impossible to wipe myself And my piss is really dark and stinky too
Do you reckon Chad Warner was showing the strippers his arsehole? Maybe Heeney saw Chads arsehole and for aroused and to save face decided to start fucking the stripper so people wouldn’t think he’s gay
>>157407386is he still painting on his hair?
>>157407386was he the stripper?
>>157407335Now do cops.
>>157407391based newborn
>>157407392bit in this
>>157407389>7. Crowd Composition>• Party Girls specialises in male oriented entertainment.>• If your event crowd becomes mixed (men & women), an extra $20 per hour mixed-crowd fee applies.Dykes on the ropes
>>157407380?
>>157407389narrows it downthey obviously started with one of the duo groups
Do you guys think what's happening to Heeney is really unfair?If it was Collingwood or Geelong, do you think the AFL and the media would be helping sweep it under the rug?
>>157407411more that the strippers hate being judged by other women
>>157407388You are very dumb. Courts don't assume that if you consent to being filmed for your safety and the safety of the dancer that you're also consenting to have your private intimate material distributed. Distributing or threatening to distribute sexually intimate videos would land them in hot water and not a single news desk would consider touching it let alone paying for it. How do such confidently uninformed fuckwits like you exist when an LLM will instantly correct your idiocy? Fucking Google now shoves a conversational answer right to the top of search results and here you are. Too dumb to know how dumb you actually are.
>>157407380
>>157407422The real dark thing to know is that the Geelong mafia along with AFL house sent that stripper in to that hotel as an agent.
>Three topless waitresses were booked for $210 per girl, plus tips for extra services and a deposit, from Party Girls Melbourne, arriving at around 5.30am for a two-hour booking.>The team was scheduled to leave for the airport at 8am. Second paragraph is a genuine fucking kekCunts are genuinely retarded. How often do you reckon this happens on away trips?
How did Nike fumble their lead so hard? How much longer will guys like Nick Daicos and Will Ashcroft be wearing their Superfly or Phantom boots?
>>157407380>>157407387>55 seconds later
>>157407424falling for the LLM Jew
what does this say about carlton, collingwood and the bulldogs
>>157407422
>>157407439why did this happen?
>>157407439They start sponsoring Collingwood in 2021, make of that what you will
8 inches is average
>>157407443will get gatekept by Cats and Demons
I'm gonna call the company and ask for the girls who were at the Pullman on Sunday
i love how all the normies are just realising that cocaine was involvedyeah no shit they were still up at 5:30am and horny
>mick is arrowposting again
>>157407443Delete this
kek go get em mick
the dragonfruit red bull energiser is fucking shit, what a waste of money
https://www.bunnings.com.au/citeco-1-9-4-3m-150kg-industrial-triple-extension-aluminium-ladder_p0419893orhttps://www.totaltools.com.au/159247-bailey-6-14-150kg-aluminium-triple-extension-industrial-ladder-fs13908you thoughts?
How can we make this about AFLW?
Plenty of times i've stayed up wanking all night long, and i've never used drugs i just need my demented mind and porn
been wondering how much dick jules neale has been through this yearill set the line at 4.5whare are you taking lads, overs or under
>>157407439short version: stopped being innovative, tried to greedlong version: they tried to fuck over all their retailers by going direct to consumer. the rollout of D2C was done poorly and there were a lot of unforeseen consequences to their business model that came from it. additionally, they stopped investing heavily in the development of new shoes. nike has a very rich history of leading the way in the shoe space after their beginnings as the first consumer friendly running shoe (e.g. they changed the basketball shoe world with Jordan), but they started resting on their laurels and re-releasing old shoes and new colourways of old shoes. additionally, all their clothing is dogshit - not necessarily in quality, but in design. they pushed that fluro neon colour into everything which sucks, and really they're one of the last places anyone would by athletic wear from these days
>>157407466Need to know what rope you'll be going with too in order to make my decision
>@steffiewaters has deleted all photos she had posted of herself with Heeney
Dildo status?
>>157407439Food Stamps stopped being available for junk food so all the urban youth Sneaker buyers spent their money on KFC instead of Nikes.
>>157407477kek, TUMBLING DOWN
>>157407477id water he feet iykwim haha
I'd be really interested to hear what Gerard Whateley has to say about this
>>157407470unders
Imagine having a 10/10 wife and throwing it all away over a couple of 7/10 strippers.
>>157407490Chernobyl
>>157407477i might slide in her DMs for some rebound sex
>>157407477no she hasnt
>>157407495she is not a 10 lmao
>>157407495nick riewoldt threw his kids and 10/10 wife away for a horse
>>157407468this but geelong
Kate McCarthy is raising hella woke points
when will we know the details of what happened in that hotel room?i don't think i can care for much longer
>>157407466getva carbon fibre ladder
absolute kwaboff tomorrow night
>>157407509We already do pretty much, they got strippers and blow and Heeney digitally raped the girl. That’s about all there is to it
say what you want about third world countries, but they would never let women take over their society like we have here. I hate what our society has become, if hitler or something made a play for power i would probably join his army
how do i get a job chatting to peadofiles and trading porn all day?also wfh would be nice
>>157407517How do you it was heeney
>>157407505to be fair every one in this general wants to ride kath
>>157407520apply for asio and get paid to post here on the clock iykwim haha
>>157407521know fuck
Say it's a few years down the line and you're a former swans player with a new club. Would you try and snipe one of these fuckers or just let it go?It'd be pretty tempting right?
>>157407521
>>157407517They'd be talking about a different offence if that were the case, the alleged offence excludes the act of penetration, digital or phallic.
Whats the odds some retard got strippers and not prostitues to be tasteful or "we dont cheat" only for it to be the thing that fucked them over.
>>157407532Well that solves it then doesn’t it kek
>>157407517How do you know he digitally raped her
>>157407446DEI. They set internal goals to have 35% of its workforce and 30% of its directors from racial or ethnic minorities by 2025. This lead to them using people like Colin Kaepernick and Dylan Mulvaney in their marketing campaigns. Long way from using athletes like Jordan and Ronaldo as the faces of the company. God knows what other terrible decisions have been done internally from giving jobs to people based on their skin colour and not competency.
>>157407532>haha just grab 'em by the pussy like trump>OH NO
is it normal to be allowed to leave the state after raping someone
>>157407521>>157407528it's a no in situation
>>157407495She looks boring and vacuous as shit. He was desperate for some banter and dirty talk, not 5 minutes of missionary sex after talking about dresses and tea parties.
>>157407533Yes police use lower broader charges as leverage to investigate and lay higher severity charges, good job.
>>157407542ah you fucked it
>Stripper>4am call out for 2 hours>$210>Tradie>10am call out for 2 hours>$450Really puts things in perspective.
>>157407547i didn't fuck anything officer
>>157407539sad, get what they deserve then
Is Hoyney and Champion Data's reputation ruined forever if Lions manage to win the premiership?
Professional conduct isn’t an afterthought. It is built into every interaction from the booking form through to the final performance. We take the time to understand your requirements and expectations upfront so everything runs smoothly on the night. The result is clear communication, a reliable service and entertainers who take their craft seriously. That’s what you get with Party Girls Melbourne.
>>157407551and the tradie fucks youeither with shoddy work or price
>>157407536whybis it called digital rape? i woukd understand digital sexual assault.if i got wanked of against my will its not rape.
>>157407551the $210 was base rate no? they said tips and additional extras. maybe the coke and Heeney's fingers were the tips
england test match is starting in 3mins lads :)
Let's be honest, if it was a Geelong player this wouldn't blow up to anywhere near the level that it has.
At family dinner and sistza is saying the players must remain suspended until the police investigation concludes
David King the fucking fat dickhead has Fremantle a 86% chance of winning the flag and Brisbane a 1% chanceHe has Melbourne and Geelong a higher chance of winning the flag than BrisbaneWhat a fucking dickhead
>>157407556shan't be using their services, ever. discretion with this shit is a must, the number of shitty tradie oriented agencies that just employ screechy cokeheads who make problems is crazy. just spend the thousand and get a decent escort instead.
>>157407571Based Kingy
>>157407565Might tune in, thanks
>>157407570woupdn't mind if your sisza suspended me iykwim haha
>>157407578Shes married mate
>>157407560They're called digits because you've got ten of them. Rape because one or more have penetrated an orifice without proper authority.
>>157407571Kingy is a cryptobaner mate. He knows his part in this production and is playing it to perfection. Then he'll come out all soppy and jovial after they win and make cracks about how they really showed him.
>>157407580even better
new>>157407587>>157407587>>157407587
>>157407389You just know they went the two blonde slappers Bacardi and Daudy or whatever it is. There's some genuine hotties on there but these guys seem like they'd want skanks.
>>157407556>"I would like to grope the waitresses, can that be arranged?">"Certainly Sir, we can organise that for an extra fee."Affirmative consent is all so simple.
>>157407582fingerbanging isnt rape
>>157407469not the win you're thinking it is. get some drugs, dumbfuck. your life depends on it.
>>157407505he gambled responsibly
Harrison “The Defiler” Petty
>>157407551strangely exact amounts , no surprise tradiesperg pays prozzies but considers tradies a waste of money.
>>157406788If you dont know who is winning by now you’re an idiot, considering you thought Sydney had a shot, you are an actual moron. Bookies have had a certain team up as a favourite for a reason muppet
>>157407000Yeh and? These guys are on the main stage atm, they get main stage rules.
