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I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
>freshly baked nu
*Reposting from the botched thread*New video dropped: Da White Sox play Chess?????https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc5F8-0jGx8 [Embed]Which teams do you think have the highest and lowest average IQ?
im a cardinals man
Tampa bay will lose 20 games in a row Checkem
Os
>Shohei Ohtani has a special "key man" clause in his 10-year, $700 million contract with the Los Angeles Dodgers that allows him to opt out if owner Mark Walter or president of baseball operations Andrew Friedman leaves or is no longer involved with the team.kek, if shit goes south and walter sells we could be looking at a salary capped NOhtani dodgers
>>157401624They will win about 12 of their next 20 games.
>>157401636>birds have never been sent to spacefeels bad man
>>157401636I got to buttfuck that guy a few times in college
>>157401639I don't buy any of the stuff that Walter is under pressure to sell the team, feels like peddling bullshit because it contains the magic keywords
>>157401645They can just fly there on their own if they want
>>157401639If I can sit field level again for $50 I'll take it
>>157401639In our timeline he goes to the Yankees, they immediately become World Series favorites and win 4 over 5 years
>>157401648yeah, he's definitely not under any pressure and he didn't sell any big name teams recently
>>157401664you're comparing a purchase from 14yrs ago within a partnership group to his purchase of the Lakers last year
>>157401655kek you'd need to uninvent social media for this to ever happen
>>157401639Realistically, Ohtani is not opting out of that contract, he likes it there
>>157401639>they still have to pay kyle cucker $600 gorillion shekelidoos
>>157401592for me, my favorite minor league team is the sea dogs
>>157401677It's a good time to get out with the salary cap coming.let someone else hold those bags
>>157401639I wonder which owners paid Trump off to investigate Walter
>>157401698Are the players South East Asian?
>>157401696ohtani took deferred salary so he can GTFO out of california as soon as possible and dodge the taxes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?vgyfztEl0EQU>Good evening I’m Joe Buck, here with Tim McCarver. Welcome to Fenway Park for what will hope to be another exciting postseason matchup between the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox.
>>157401699I don't think anyone outside of their group know what their finances are, but with the sweetheart TV deal still in place and endless hordes of Beaners willing to drop $500 a night for the familia to see a Thursday night game in May. I think they're doing fine.
>>157401709Yea and he can still do that once he’s done playing in 2034 or whenever his contract runs out.
Doyers!
>>157401715the park was empty as fuck when the sewers were beating them, the fans are all fairweather and their merch and ticket sales will collapse as soon as they have a bad season+ they're gonna get raked over the coals in the new agreement because of their TV deal
>>157401710that fucker branded the Bible with his imprimatur for a few bucks. he's getting paid for this by someone.
How many years before the dodgers fold as a franchise?
>>157401749Well, they cut him in on Jewish moneymaking schemes (as Epstein described it in an email), with the crypto rugpull, the market manipulation, etc.
I can't believe the Poodres are worth $4 billion.
It's also likely that Trump helped David Rubenstein (Jew, see pic) buy the Orioles as well
>impending doom of doyer scam franchise on the back of loan fraud has the doyerpacos malding about Trumpkek
>cubtrannies beat the tradcathsoxsad day
the brewers will win the world series, it's inevitablet. has been watching baseball for all of 1 month
>>157401797It was nice to see those cubs men defend the honor of their women in the stands though
>>157401788>doyerpacos crying about jewsdont look into the ownership of your team hombrecito
>>157401788You really need google to tell you David Rubenstein is a jew
who could have anticipated the only american sport without a salary cap would become the turf war of NYC financebros
literally CANNOT stop thinking about them KEK
MLB vidya
doyer 'cord melty
I want to live in a world where I don't have to choose which billionaire I want to see pwn another one
>no longer denying the lock&cap will happendoyerpacos have officialy moved on to enojo
Looking forward to the new Poodre owners to sell the team in two years for dirt cheap to someone who is going to relocate them to Nebraska.
>>157401850doyers!
>>157401849cappy/floory will not happen but you will get more rev share and owner friendly service tenure deals. Also no lock out.
>>157401863>more rev share and owner friendly service tenure deals.I get more revenue sharing but how can service tenure possibly be any more owner friendly?
>>157401592There's no way that's a real team.
>80%+ of avid baseball fans want a cap&floor>29 teams want a cap&floor>MLB wants a cap&floor>i-it wont happen
I don't want a salary cap or floor.
Getting raped and gaped by the NBA finals in ratings gave the MLB a kick in the ass, now they need to take action to regain viewership in America.
>>157401639imagine Arte convinces him to come back so he can stay in LA
>>157401894I want something to kill my interest in the sport so I can find more fulfilling payoffs with all the extra time I get back in my life.
>>157401902>the MLB
>ask google what a doyerpaco is>temporarily locked out from gmail
The finance sector destroyed both our economy and our national pastime
A reddit cap would somehow bail the doyers out of all their contracts
>>157401784mind if i share this meme with my fb group?
>lose a bunch of games in august to low payroll teams to see if we can turn the tides against the cap>make sure the star pitcher we just poached loses too>start prepping the pacos for the option of throwing the postseason>we need to dodge this cap at all costs
Who the fuck is Jud Wilson? When is Manfred going to fix this? Every time I look up all time stats it gets mixed with randos.
>>157401947>reddit capits called a fedora
>>157401978
>>157401976MLB didn't mind destroying their stats page to appease woke tards because they know anyone not retarded uses bbref
>>157401698Ah yes, the REAL Portland.
Now that the dust has settled, and the doyer 'dynasty' turned out to be another fraud, who takes the torch? Is it finally time for smart baseball to take over?
>>157401990BBref still does the same thing
>>157401976Turkey Stearnes? Oh his grandkid runs da Mets!
>>157402002he got too much stearnes and not enough turkey
>>157401999Checked. It's cum shitter's time.
>>157401999Your Brewers, Rays, Tigers. That's who.
japs really love the dodgers huh
>Twins vs. Phillies in the Field of Dreams game averaged 1.7 million viewers on Netflix, down from 3.1 million for the 2022 version featuring Reds vs. Cubs on FOX.the gimmicks aren't working when you split them into a bunch of streaming services
>>157401976If they changed all their stat pages to "Professional Baseball History" and the search engines brought those pages up, it's pandering but I wouldn't really have a problem with it. But MLB's official site and Wikipedia are implying that the Negro Leagues are the same league as MLB, which is just not true at all, however unfair it may be. This ESPN page seems to stick to actual MLB players only https://www.espn.com/mlb/history/leaders
>>157402035kek baseball ratings are really going to shitthe cap really is happening
Mariners @ Brewers tonight
>>157402047
>>157402039Oops it has negro league players too. Anyways what I don't like is the ambiguity about which league is which
>>157402047>hoppy IPA sipper yuppie coasties vs pilsner chugging white trash flyovercould be kino
>>157402035remember when netflix got the WBC in Japan and the ratings plummeted over there? maybe they should learn to stay in their lane
>>157402043I don't know any Twins fans that are actively engaged this year. Philly is like kinda sniffing a WC spot. Also Netflix is shit.
>>157402056The beer battle
>>157402054>>157402000wish they would just add a toggle or give them a separate section
>>157402065>twins >fanskek phillies should have rounded it out though, much like the cubs have a lot of fans but the reds have very few
>>157401592No im not!
for record the nfl preseason pulled in 7M viewers lol
Do not go to the tennis general, you have been warned.>>157401907
Can someone explain the appeal of NFL to me? I tried watching it and it was just non stop ads
>>157402093>don't go to the genny full of seething cucks who hate the GOATWho's the novak of basball?
>>157402101Someone post the pasta about fans obsessing over physical specs
>>157402101it's like rugby but with more strategy and more pauseshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_football_plays
>Grab his dick and twist itCubs fans are unhingedhttps://x.com/Dzikhead/status/2089765796759122158
>>157402109>sport where a 5'6 270lb mexican is a star athlete gets mad about athleticismhe looks like danny devito out there
>>157402101the best thing about football is all the strategy and muh epic coaching in the world can't prevent a retard from going full retard
PCA averages about 2.7 catches per game, most of which are routine. Am I stupid for thinking that is less important than 14 starts at 1.79 ERA?
>>157402134I'm a girl though
>>157402145yes
>>157402118>no... NOOO, I'm post-op, I Swear!
>>157402072>give them a separate section
>>157402062They don’t care as long as Netflix is paying more
>>157402101Violence
>>157402141He got too zesty there
>>157402156burrs tried to scapegoat moore on that play and he's the #1 receive this season kekand they received injuries for their bad karma
NFL is also better because the games mean so much more, doyerpacos can talk about "muh cherrypicked 14 starts and cherrypicked stats" but you can boil down the performance of a QB to half a dozen webms/throws
>>157402101wrong thread amigo, watch baseball tho its like cricket if it wasnt shit and only played by toffs and indians
>>157402107PCA
>>157402035Nobody wants to watch any of those flyovers. Especially philly. Especially after they stunk up all star weekend.
Reminder that Brock Purdry has the most aura of any California athlete
>>157402101The small amount of games and Sunday ritual type viewing makes it both extremely normy friendly and easy for die hard fans to enjoy
>>157402176I do watch baseball thoughalbeit. I’m a rays fan
handegg is the worst of all american sports sorry
>>157402182you forgot that redzone is the absolute best sports experience hands downcollege would be smart to copy it
ESLkaner really having a rough day at the office...
>>157402190>you forgot that redzone is the absolute best sports experience hands downThis except the complete opposite
>>157402101VIOLENCE
>>157402187Wrong thread gov'nor
>>157401806please bugger me fanny
How come people cry Phantom IL any time someone on the Dodgers gets injured even though we're the most scrutinized team in the sport. Only the Mets have been proven to do roster manipulation, and they got punished.
>redzone
Fat ass cubs fans getting /heem/ed by some Edgarshttps://x.com/i/status/2089609060140089569
>>157402216Cubs girls, our men got their asses kicked.
>>157402216Which Chicago team is 4chan and which is reddit?
>>157402216I saw another angle where that big fat guy threw a beer at the Sox fan, and then when he didn't get the reaction he wanted, picked up another person's beer, and threw that. Then he turtled up when the guy came at him.
The 2026 Super Bowl (Super Bowl LX) averaged 124.9 million U.S. viewers with a 39.4 household rating, while the 2025 World Series averaged 15.7 million U.S. viewers with a 7.2 household rating. This yields a U.S. average viewership ratio of approximately 7.95-to-1 (or a household rating ratio of 5.47-to-1) favoring the Super Bowl.the NFL bears down upon the MLB
>>157402101It delivers the most consistent feeling of progression and results. Everything is a gain or a loss, no going round in circles in the midfield. Doesn't even necessarily need to lead to points, the most celebrated offensive play of the decade so far was just a few extra yards of non-scoring effort.
>>157402118>>157402216Jesus christ when did Wrigley become so brown?
>>157402190ESPN used to have a cfb redzone equivalent
>>157402216kek CHIcongo>>157402224white sox = powerful people + based black bros (including Obama and the pope, kanye is also from there) cubtrannies = northside trannies who paint their nails
>>157402225My ducks!
>>157402233>when did chicago become brownbased on this well over 13 years ago
>>157402101Their finals is 1 game, not a series. Joke sport.
somehow chicago has based as fuck blackies and cringe as fuck timmies and chicanosboth white sox fans
>>157402216>A beverage (read: a soft plastic cup and some liquid) gets thrown>women start screaming at the top of their lungswhy
>>157402216have cubs girls released a statement about the incident
Just not gonna talk about football itt sorry
>>157402216WHO'S HOUSE
You really do have to talk about football when the second biggest fanbase on the genny is having a derby and their canonical sports team is moving to indianato pretend the hated NFL doesn't loom over baseball (which lives in its shadow fighting with the NBA) is akin to pretending that the dodgers do not have a hispanic fanbase
I'm a girl... A cubs girl!!!
Why are White Sox Fans the elite while cubs fans are the plebs?
>>157402233Well white sox fans are there now so...
>>157402233All the whites moved to Wisconsin
>itt rn
>>157402326he really do be like that kek
>>157402230Is Nick a cubsgirl or a whosfag?
>>157402216Wow, who would have thought that not doing anything about that old man hitting the guy for not standing for the anthem would normalize violence in Wrigley
Doyerhectors sharty
>>157402294>lives in the shadow of hated normies (parents)>comes onto 4chan to score normal people points by pretending to be into sports
>>157402345blowjays kek
Doyers listened and finally put Diaz on the IL. Just keep him there and give him the offseason to figure it out.
>>157402216What a waste of beer.
>>157402358>$69,000,000 for a 15 ERA closer with a fake injury
>>157402239I wish an Asian woman would caress me like this
>>157402370That’s $69 million plus tip: 6/9 blown saves
.
>>157402386What did the phillies spend it all on
So CHIcongo is just a battleground between hispanics and blacks that all the white people have fled from?
>>157402358Sheehan brought back up to replace him
>>157402374>obese asiansonly in flyover shitholes kek
>>157402400Did you just wake up from a 20 yr slumber?
>>157402408we feed you coastie rats
>waves at you flying over
>>157402409don't keep close tabs on flyover leadhead shitholes, just know CHIcongo faggots got real uppity last year in /nfl/ then got raped and gaped by a former wions QBmuh iceman the zesty negro who takes cocks in his asshole KEK couldn't win in snow
>>157402408your cities are going to burn first kek
Why is the jeet getting uppity
had a meeting at 7am this morning with a bloke in the US and he no showedjosh you better not be posting here right now
>>157402437>joshthere are only chads here
>wtf is wrong with these CHItards
Which Bananaball team are you bandwagoning next year during the lockout?For me its the Texas Tailgaters
>AIEEEE XIE DIDN'T USE MY PRONOUNS
>>157402464the one with the most bored MLB players
>twitter is now more 4chan than 4chan itself
>>157402460>>157402466ICE needs a pick up hotline
>Three people were arrested in connection with the incident. According to reports, a 41-year-old man faces charges of misdemeanor battery and felony possession of cocaine (more than 15 grams). Two others (ages 33 and 29) were charged with misdemeanor criminal trespassKEK fucking cokehead
>>157402464Whichever team Aaron Judge is going to play for because he said he is 100% going to play bananaball to my uncle who is a groundskeeper at Camden Yards
>>157402472All the glowies went there instead after realising this site is dead
>>157402472JOSE CAN YOU SEE
>>1574024724chan was the gates of Twitter since its creation. Elon opened the gates and now he cant close them. Plus they need all data they can get from anons for their data centers.
Doubles and Tampa Bay wins 100 games and the championship
>>157402472Because Twitter pays you elonbux to be as inflammatory as possible
>>1574024984chan is still OG. I'll go down with the ship.
Its O time
>Kyle Tucker literally cryingand people said he hates baseball. he could be pulling a rendon right now, but no, he's fucking crying because he can't figure out why he's playing so bad
>>157402526when was the last time a major leaguer cried
>>157402472did i miss somethin
hue
>>157402446what are chad names
Yankees are playing and genny is deadIt's so over
>>157402561David, Solomon, Paul, Michael, Gabriel, Joshua, Gideon, Jesus, Elijah etc
the trop is NOT fucking us again, stop it Rays
>>157402582cringe
>>157402515hell yeah, brother *licks lips*
>stankees are playingthey haven't won a ring since 2009 it's abdead club. Can't even win a week divvie
LETS GO RAYS
name a more iconic photo
>>157402589Truth hurts, Mahmoud.
>>157402587Bend over
attaboy kirkie
>>157402609No....NO!!!
>>157402604I didn't actually care. just wanted to see if you were enough of a douche to actually double down.
>lossing to the blow gays
I better not hear anybody disrespect my boy Jimmy tonight
we are so back
Kirk is a FAT FUCK
>>157402624Is the fund for paying for little travel baseball kids to get their arms surgically repaired
>Tampon Gay
>>157402632*wins the case*
>>157402647*gets gaped in the long hot summer of 2014 by a white boi*
It's go time, hope ur watching anons...BTW I think baseball is gonna pick up in the UK over the next few seasons in a sizeable wayUS sports are slowly gaining popularity as it is here, but I think MLB previously lagged behind NFL/NBA/NHL. Maybe lack of marketing overseas? Doesn't seem to be such an issue nowadays.Also we already had cricket, but test games are too slow and all versions are now only almost exclusively attended by Indian immigrant families and inbred millionaires who go to fancy private schools and drink tea and eat crumpets.They have tried to introduce shorter formats of cricket to grow the game, but they shat the bed with those plans in 1000 different ways including: targeting the sport primarily at children, replacing iconic branding with generic soulless copies of indian league shit, paywalling most games, sharp price rises in ticket prices since investors bought them all out.I think baseball is the way to go and is the way people here will start to go...
CLEVELAND ARE BACK
I knead it
>>157402663The end of the messoy tsuu era will prove disastrous for diveflop
>>157402677
>>157402709pspsps
>>157402663the games are on a bit late over there arent they?cricket will never go away, but any cricket playing nation has far more chance of becoming a baseball appreciator than a nation that has neither
>>157402663The short forms of cricket are like shitty batting practice, I see no appeal in that
phillies pitching is actually fucked beyond repair
this is extremely upsetting
>>157402754so performative
>>157402754>those runesare you thai or something
I don't want to sound racist, but Jazz looks like a literal monkey
>>157402773that's bananas
>>157402773
>>157402773when I was a kid I thought Michael Bourn looked like a monkey and my big brother said I shouldn't say that
>>157402773you cant freaking say that crap
Yeah. Jazz is a monkey.
>>157402773whatever do you mean
He's a freakin ape!!
>>157402789im eating toasted banana bread right now
>>157402770those are pajeet doodles
Guys your racist posts caused an error from Jazz. Please stop
I can't wait until the aftermath of the lockout voids Jazz's contract
>>157402652kek, LTG is so fucking based. he makes ghetto people go ballistic and they do nothing but stalk him all day
>>157402840can i have some
>>157402857theres none left, i ate it allim such a fat shit
Do you guys remember in 2022 when the Phillies rally song was about a gay man being sad he’s getting cucked at the club?
>>157402852He will never recover from Viscant gaping his bussy
>>157402872of course
>>157402872On brand for philthy.
>>157402734>the games are on a bit late over there arent they?yeah, mostly...east coast day games start at like 5 or 6pm, night games at like 11pm or midnight. it's fine desu.but west coast games often don't start until 2, 3 or 4am.so depending on the schedule its either watching live at night or catching it up the next morning. although it's been like that forever for basically every event based in the US.
take me to church or whatever
>>157402536>when was the last time a major leaguer criedluke eric's farewell speech.
>>157402872what song?
>>157402800I always thought Ceddanne Raffaela from the Red Sox looked like a capuchin, which sounds racist to say, but he actually does look a lot like a capuchin.(picture of Ceddanne Raffaela for reference)
>>157402926Mr Brightside by The Killers
>>157402926darude - sandstorm
i hate the dodgers so god damned much
I'm a dodgers fan and I think PCA is winning the MVP
Kirky :)
Is PCA better than Ohtani?
ALEJANBROS
>>157402928That guy in the pic plays a mean center field
>Canadians are so retarded they think South = North and won't go back to their shithole
>>157402953Yeah but that's not saying much
K I R KIRK
i thought we were cursed at tropicana field wtf
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
it's up!
Yankees lead
>>157402958alejandrokirk.gif
Jays are back in business
>>157402958Please come to philly...
watch your own game doyerpaco
we need Ben Dover
>>15740295No and that's saying a lot
>>157402976jays wont make the playoffsthis is a flukekill yourself browm skin
>>157402961Our middle class boomers are native to Florida at this point
>>157402239Jesus christ everyone in chimpcongo really is a tranny
buntGODS
>>157402928>>157402957Speaking of Ceddanne… what a bunt!
>>157402987kek I love these posts
>Ceddy bunt single
i could beat alejandro kirk in a fighthow is this faggot a major leaguer
Annnd the games over within 10 pitches lol. Marte absolutely mind fucked this team with his diva bullshit, we are 100% done.
>>157402987>:(
>>157402773Coward
>>157403013Post love em!
Big chimp!! Herr chimpy chimson want a banana? Go fetch!!!
sign a literal monkey and dont win a pennantno refunds
This is what happens when you sleep on the jays for the entire season
All of the arguments that PCA will win MVP are predicated on the idea that he won't have a September/October collapse like he always does.
>>157403025don't understand how a dude just doesn't show up when they play 6x a week
Good battle and great hit by Adley
Mayo
>sport so dead there are no gamethreads and contained to their generalkek
>Diaz goes on IL>Neck inflammationRoberts finally choked him.
Clobberin' Callahan
>>157403058The kind of shit that only happens in Arizona sports.
>>157403058have they said why he didnt show up?
The Durbinator!
winky spotted
Thanks for the catcher O's bros
>>157403064Yeah let’s have a game thread for 162 games for all 30 teams that’s a good idea
>>157403064we used to have game threads, the schizos took over
>>157403089I would start a /gards/ genny but I fear it would become bigger than /mlb/
>>157403085wow PCA is way ahead of ohtani
>>157403089sounds like a good idea to me.
>>157403089If your "sport" was more popular you could
what is this wizardry, getting double plays when we need it????
>>157403025I hate this little faggot like you wouldn't believe
>>157403085all shitters, don't care about any of them
>>157403084desu I liked narvaez and he did a great job calling games but the guy could not hit a baseball
still not making the postseason canadian faggots
>Pete Slow Armsweak
boston is cheating again
>>157403121That's the Narvy experience
>>157403089that's how it used to be.
>>157403137No… this can’t be!!!
>Yankees out of challenges Kwab
>>157403110Sucks cause he’s no doubt a top 5 franchise player all time. What a weird situation. Again, only in AZ sports lol.
>>157403156Things are different now.
yakees schizo has been uncharacteristically silent today.
why do retards try to post ragebait in this thread for replies?
>>157403172would have been a surefire ring of honor inductee post 23 if he didn't pull the stunts he has these last 3 years.
>>157403146You don’t get it. We only win against “good teams” and then lose against the shitters to masque our power level
>>157403179what did it look like before covid? everything digital got a big boost that tailed off over the next couple years
>>157403181hopefully he's dead!
>masque
>>157403184Mommy and Daddy didn't give them enough attention as a kid
>>157403179I still blame soccer. Board should have been split 10 years ago.
>>157403179all me
>>157403195we had game threads during covid, even though it was a fake season
>>157403181He took an extra shift at the bodega, I think
Imagine Robby Ray pitching in a playoff game
>>157403179>less daily posts than during the covid shutdown erait really is fucking over
Alejandro Kirk is on #cyclewatch. Just needs a triple
>>157403179We all moved to X
I fell asleep again.
get his ass off the mound NOW
Masyn Winn finally did something
after my jays face the yanks and rays, they will face no teams with a winning record for the rest of the season :)
tatis is a douche, but one of those douches you don't recognize is a douche if he's on your teamnice robbery
Edwin Diaz on the IL, I'll watch the game today
>>157402072>give them a separate sectionand there it is
>>157402072>or give them a separate sectionfuck you
>>157403282is tucker "injured" yet?
another robbery in gaysconsin
>All three WC teams will be AL East teams
>>157403251no...NO!!!
>>157403323deserved, the rest of the AL is shit
>>157403323AL East always has been and always will be the only relevant teams in the AL.
>>157403329>the entire AL is shitftfy
>>157403238Only way he gets a triple is on a home run where he stops to take a breath at 3rd base
ump has been taken off in Cleveland
>memeiners
Based Bauers pulling an A-rod
>>157403358wat
anyone else watching White Sox/Cubs
>>157403358huh?
ITFCB
>>157403384he ded
grand salami at fenway
>>157403329out of the last 4 world series winners from the AL, the AL WEST has 3
think it's time for mlb to force the rays out of this piece of shit stadium
GABBY GRAND SALAMI
>>157403384>>157403389he got drilled by a foul tiptried to carry on but has metaphorically shat himself
>>157403388
>>157403388damn that's a good looking tranny. how big's his dick?
>>157403315Soon hopefully
>>157402101It's entertaining watching niggers bash their heads against each other. It's also easier for normies to keep up with 16 games a season compared to 162 games a season
>>157403408Rogers? Yeah I agree that place is garbage.
Suarez has been shit since he came of the IL.
>>157403420As long as a donkey's and as thick and veiny as a bodybuilder's legs.
porked the missus it's time for baseball
>>157402233We're taking over puto
welp zack wheeler sucks nowgood luck in the playoffs sneks
It’s not over
I’m sorry, but Tampa Bay does not deserve an MLB team. They are in first place in the American League and have the second best record in all of baseball, and their stadium isn’t even half full tonight.
>>157403446god i miss that tranny hooker who moved to brooklyn
ITFGTALWFP
>>157403388I want to milk her like a cow
>>157403473
>>157403486me too i bet her semen is delicious
Leafjeet thinks somebody asked
>>157403477cant believe the Rays aren't selling out a random weekday game against a dogshit team, worse than hitler
RUTSCH'D
>>157403480explain the acronym
I'm a cubs fan and I think ohtani should win mvp
NOT SO FAST SNEKS
>>157403479Was he black?
Laz Diaz fucking sucks.
>>157403506Same
I think Adley’s finally coming into his own
>>157403504It's Time For Gals To Allow Lewd Winky Furry Photos
>Bluejays up 6-0I guess I should take naps more often.
I don't appreciate racism in the genny
>>157403522winky does THAT?!
Mune bomb loading
>>157403510looked about half mexican to me
Cmon Os, let's score some runs
i'm an mvp fan i think the cubs should win ohtani
Jays vs RaysHa, thats funny.Oh its 6-3 my bad
>>157403526I will no longer be misspelling Nick Kurtz
It’s over
>>157403543I believe that's 7-3
>>157403522uhhh checked?
I'm an MVP voter and I think The Miz should win.
pca wont win because of his disgusting act earlier in the season. they want someone clean and scandal free as the mvp and the face of baseball.
Pull it together gausy bear
https://x.com/more_meat_loaf/status/2089046510055084033
Left or Right?
no one cares doyerpaco
>>157403581left, looks like shes hiding some heaters under that dress
yea im thinking pca locked up mvp
sit the FUCK down!!!
>>157403581which one takes chunkier poopies?
>>157403581Marquee chick's face on Brooke's body.
>>157403581would need to see what their vaginas look like from front and behind before making a decision
And the Sox are back on top
>leadoff with 2 straight walks >inning over 2 batters laterGreat start!
>>157403581They look the exact same
stFd!!
>>157403581Game 2 pic
Cubs Sox is the only serious cross town rivalry desu
>>157403581Step over what exist, you do not have to apologize.
>>157403477Florida having two the MLB teams is dumb especially when there's places like Nashville and Charlotte that are ready to fill an the MLB ballpark
>>157403627Subway Series is fine, but Crosstown is superior.
>>157403624Left, and it's not even close.
Sneks really thought they could outcheat Bawston
>>157403624who is the left oneI want to send her disgusting messages on Insta
Attapetey!!!! That's you!!!!!! That's all you!!!!!!!!!!
>>157403632Which cities dont have MLB teams but have a fully capable stadium?
>>157403581left reminds me a little of Jessica Alba and right reminds me a little of Jessica Biel so ill take both yea
PETEY POUNDER
>>157403607
I think all three of PCA's home runs were in the same part of the zone.
*stands up*"WOOOO!!!!"*sits down*
>>157403624Much better pic. Left is the clear winner. She also has some great tits under there
STRUCK him out
PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG
>>157403388isnt it a bullpen game for the sox
Diaz and Tucker both mistakes
I don’t think it’s even possible to make a case for Ohtani anymore
>>157403673Asshole! Scumbag!
pca might be the best all around player since barry bonds pre-roids, is that crazy to say?
BUSCHIE BOPPIE!!! YAY
>>157403581Need to see their feet but I'm leaning hard right
double doo em!
Attabuschie!!!! That's you!!!!!! That's all you!!!!!!!!!!
Dodgers about to be NLCS exits soon. Threepeat is cancelled.
>>157403681>since barry bonds pre-roidsMike Trout?
can someone tell pca to chill tf out
berds add
>>157403677Tucker will wake up in playoffs, Diaz is a bust
>>157403700yeah mike trout was close too, defense, baserunning, hitting
>>157403581they're literally the same person
i wonder if an even bigger brawl in the stands will break out tonight
Great pitching Baz. Let's lock this shit down
>>157403581>>157403624left I guess, wood either
Colslurp legacy defining 0/5 game incoming tonight
what game are we watching>we
>>157403716Hopefully it will be cubs girls vs white Sox girls
>>157403728:(
let's go Orioles!beat those New York Polymarkees
>lossing to the marlels
>>157403728theres no good games today
>>157403581Wtf? Did they get their botox and filler done by the same person or what?
Praying for fans in the bleachers at Wrigley tonight
>>157403728I only watch 2 week old highlights
>>157403746stop the violence. NOW!
Alright anons, pizza dough is ready, what do you want on your zah?
A 5 star catch for PCA!!!
>>157403757Cubsgirls
>>157403759New York style with guacamole
>>157403759pep, shrooms & 'acon
any toppings but pineapple
>>157403718That’s a beautiful bird.
>>157403759arugula and dehydrated plum slices, please!
>>157403759Pep, green peppers, mushrooms, bacon
>>157403759pineapple
How many Dodgers pitchers are currently on phantom IL? I just saw they put Diaz on there, last year they saved half their arms for the postseason. What's the endgame this year?
Dodgers had a big game against the Rockies.Jays having a big game against the Rays.Let that sink in.
>>157403759sausage, pep, and roasted garlic
SECOND UMP DOWN IN CLEVELAND
>>1574036241 is younger and has better make up, 2 has the personality
>>157403766>>157403767>>157403777Sounds good>>157403773>>157403781Come on bruh
>>157403781> plantation pineapple rummmmm
>>157403786oy vey it's an umpie shoah
>>157403759cheese and pineapple
Nuiaf
>>157403786
>>157403792>palate of a malnourished child>leaf posterahhh makes sense
I love this luck merchant. Look at his fucking record kek
its over lois
nu?
>>157403759A burger, hold the pizza
>>157403759Sausage and olives. Maybe onions too.
nu>>157403809>>157403809>>157403809
no...NO!!!
>>157403823why would I put onions sauce on a pizza?
>>157403759just plain cheese is fine
>>157403806These zahs are for other anons, pineapple does not belong on pizza. My toppings are mush, peppers, garlic, onions, olives, and feta. So what you want? Be nice.
>>157403759curry sauce goat and cow dung
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