ripping dat elkins
>
sparkin up that Dana White
I dont like chiesa. But hey. The nigga is doing good tonight. I dont mind him. Good vibes. A lot like felder.
You are kidding, why did the janny do it
Y'All Must've Forgot
Kek spammy killed the last threadAlso>smoke weed everyday
Fuck now we are stuck with the insufferable potheads
Brie Two sucks
>>157404183here take a hit of this matt brown
>gets banned>turns on different vpnLmao this guy
Lazy ass janny
i'm smoking weed lol
pocket sand punches from the sand nigger
>>157403866This is the real Justin talks retarded. Has nothing to do with fighting. Its the weedies. Dont do dab hits.
>>157404187Bit of a pussy but he seems good technique wise
yes sir
>>157404168Quintessentially Finnish
i track these stats, im a bit of a fighting nerd
Yeah that's sneed alright
>>157404280sir this is where fighting occurs not gay love making. please delete your post or face being reported
this is like a 2015 type fight
I'm not sure these two doos will get a contract
Can on can violins.
*points to dana*>goes three rounds
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEM
fazil brought all his cousins to cheer him ln
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>157404302well…shit and now someone’s dead at the apex
holy fuk
Why was this arab dude the favorite?
Finlandbros...
Poor pool lil kurd boy
An all time knockout
was about to boyd fazil. damn good thing i didnt
>dana on his phone, missed the KO>fakes acting shocked for the camera
back to mvp mma he goes
Kaiicki? Looks like kike to me
>>157404342he was shit talking like diaz bros. cazzies bought into it
>>157404356he was busy spamming porn here. talk about dedication to the fans
Legit the hardest shot ive ever seen pretty sure. Usman Jorge knockout was nice. But God damn dude he fucking exploded his head. Looked like a heavyweight boxing punch
>>157404356Danas setting up his strip club visit. He loves latinas, especially brazilians
Never fails
nice KO but burritos low key a can tho. I dont think they should sign him.
>>157404378You need to go watch overeem get his head uppercut through the rafters by ngannu then
Put every cell and molecule on that punch
>>157404356yeah what a loser ahahha
>>157404392Yeah I guess that was harder. But this is up there. The whip of his head and the sweat mist was top 5 for sure
>>157404378beautiful shot
>>157404378Still Hendo
Fun fact, Fabio was a brazilian businessman executive and started working part time as a UFC translator. I think he quit his old job and is now a full time UFC executive dealing with all the latino fighters.
>>157404413It wasnt that crazy honestly Cody garbrandts knockout of assuncao was even harder i think
>>157404419it sounds like a good gig, especially when they bring him on the road. Must be nice to be paid while seeing different cities
Why is this baldo screaming
fuck yea both the dawgs got the contract
>>157404356probably on pol making bbc threads let's be honest
>>157404438Fuck you. Quit trying to autistically disprove everything and enjoy a spectacular knockout. Shut the fuck up faggot
>signed 6 dudes this weekwho's getting fired next week?
>>157404538its an all time ufc knockout without a doubt.
>>157404556whoever underperforms
>>157404556Tai
>>157404568hopefully,tais been canning too hard. gotta get him out before he stinks the place
>>157404556rdr
Negative record is kinda crazy
>>157404577i think he barely trains, he's never really improved past a swang n bang guy
Just past the dayPresent leaves youComes to you the same wayPassed onEvery day's the last dayNo one sees youWalk the part to stayNot you
okay so tai loses an 8th straight, you dont cut the kid.
Why are white guys with mexican sidekicks so kino?
TAYLOR TOOEYVASA IS ON THE COMEBACK TRAIL, AND THAT TRAIL IS LITTERED WITH DOORDASH ORDERS
>WHILE ON A LOSING STREAK >THERE IS ONE SKID THAT REMAINS >FOR THIS TENACIOUS ISLANDER>ON A SEVEN FIGHT JOURNEY OF MOSTLY LOWS>THE ISLANDERS MEAN STREAK REMAINS >AND SO DO THE LOSSES>COMING UP NEXT >TAI SHOEY TUI-VASA
tai will win and save his job for another five fights. tai as bad as he is is still better than gable
someone hold me back because im about to fuck this dude up
That was so based when that muslim faggot got his head bopped and he fell over lol
PLAGUED BY HOT DOGS AND HAUNTED BY VISIONS OF HIS PAST INSTACART, TY TWOVASSA HAS PROMISED TO LEAVE IT ALL IN THE CAGE AND PROVE HE NEVER BELONGEDHERETONIGHT!
Redidder will zeem
>Islam vs Garry is over>not excited for a single fight for the rest of the yearWhy does the last half of the year always suck? Is it the matchmakers? Or the fighters on holiday, not even thinking about making weight?
>>157404965these two ebony elopers are entranced by BWC
>>157405014its owned by a bunch of bloodsucking foreskin eating kid fucking jews who succeed by failing upwards and turning everything once good to dust. there, you got that
>>157405014well on Saturday there's uhhhhhh RDR vs. Dolidze
catch a monkey in africa, call it a pfl signing
hasbulla vs wildlife for a ufc spain prelim
hold a card in spain? good luck with that. nightmare to deal with not worth the time at all
>>157405014You were excited for gary vs islam?Grim
hasbulla vs car wash JACKASE: DGST
Myanmar will be my new home once these parlays hit
POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW
>>157405233the sound of Francis visiting a kindergarten
>>157405254Francis is a monster and the champion of the world
Jake Paul will stop Francis
Jake Paul vs John Paul
Jake Paul vs Gooby's mate
Jake Paul, John Paul, Ron Paul, Paul Wall
>>157405014Van pantoja and 333 card
Jake Paul is PFL and will change the ufc game
>>157405478UFC match-masoning
POW POW POWW pow pow pahhh POW POW POWWWW POWWWWWW POWWWWWW
POWWWW POW POWWWW POWWW POWW
wop wop wop wop wopdot fuck em upwop wop wop wop wopimma do ma stuff
>>157405474Paul Wall heems all three
we cannot follow THEM
ring ring
ufc and smoke weed
>>157405634roll up some of that follow
turn on ufc then turn off my monitor
>>157405660Hell yea
>>157405755insufferable fag. i hate this christian delusional egotistical midget more than anyone on earth. he better never run into me or hes getting ankle picked and dumped on his bald fuckin head
no fucking chance youre taking down Rogan buddy hes an eddie bravo black belt and his natural center of gravity is like 18" off the ground
>>157405805i meant ankle pick his forehead with my heel
joe was nearly smashed like a roid gut bug against a wall by a drunken 65 y.o mark coleman
Erm... thats not a thing
>>157405805I'll center your gravity, pal
>The only limitations are the ones we put on ourselves and I just don't believe in limiting myself- Jon "Bones" Jones. Chills
if the skunk knew any bjj he would tap them out
come suck my dick
>>157405926Inhale, inhale, you're the victim
toss shem rock across a room, call it skipping stone
no mma on its over
>>157405821https://youtu.be/Xy8eDfoYJiQ?si=ACLMUihJypYnS-ajshut up ya fuckin cazzie
>I smoke rocks, Joe Roganfor real what did he mean by this?
Do we like Nzechukwu at +140
>>157406082Against THEE Gaziev!??Yeah, whoever gasses out first loses
Alright this is the finals. You have heem one and fuck the other {No you can’t heem the one you’re fucking during or afterwords}Jiri’s retired escort gilf vs Blk slam pig The MMA Girl
Pulyaev has the eyes and face of a buckbroken cvck forced to wear the cage 24/7. Which is funny considering his role in the UFC."D-d-daddy Dana, can I f-fight some cans to build my r-resume?" "Are you fucken kidden me kid? I got two words for ya- HELL. NO. Listen, best me and Hunter can do is the other 6,3 African that's going to heem you."
>>157406082He has a blockhead and gaziev doesnt
>>157403866Fuck Dana
Why tf did Herb not break this up?
I hate being a fucking american
>>157406347if a dude did this to another dude on the streetsand he walked away beating his chest yelling "another fight won!"the people would laugh at that retard
>>157406365pussy then leave you arent welcome here
>>157404568You know he's going to heem some bloke into the stratosphere and get signed for another 8 fights.
>>157406347jesus christ
>>157405755Why is his tie so small?
ian garry eats a celery while islam eats ten pounds of raw horse
>>157406194It's always sad when someone's grandma is hotter than a young chick. I'd bang the old chick and win by sub versus the ugly one.
>>157406376Real life he could just R the guy
>>157406347this your goat?
>>157406347Noo you can't just exhaust your opponent by making him bare your weight
allergies are heeming me bros
>>157406461That's fine and all but 3 minute wall and stall hasn't been a thing for over 10 years. You advance or get reset, 100% that should've been reset.
>>157406464it's almost autumn bro
>>157406461the fighting style of... a 5 year old making their dad give them a piggyback ride
>>157406464heem your allergies
sean strickland is the kevin nash of mma
>>157406544Effortlessly cool badass? One of the all-time biggest stars? Men want to be him, women want to be with him? Makes sense.
>>157406596yes, thats exactly why sean strickland is the kevin nash of mma
just fucked laura sanko again
>>157406635getting pegged does not count as fucking
>>157406635if everyone posted every time they fucked sanko here it would be 60% of posts...
genocide the mosquitoes let's go for that
robert shit taker was the worst champion
I think the sport is dead sadly
Prime Tony The stabbing front kicksThe razor sharp elbowsThe unrelenting pressureWhat a fighter. What a fucking fighter, man.
mma died with the disgusting robbery that ended the pennington erathe fans lost faith in the entire system, and rightfully so
it's not hitting the same
it's hard when your on the run
I just don't like watching ufc events any more.
The Raped
y'all heard what guru said?
they do know SIMS cost a fiver right?
>>157406861my adesanya why are you still here? dont tell me you enjoy the mental illness discussion around here
>>157406871I didn't watch the Din Thomas video yet. Gotta check it out later.
>my adesanyakek>>157406884can you post some images for me
the 'cord have voted on a neutral curation for you, keeping things tom/jones free1) erin blanchfield in contemplative thawlt2) halme3) stoned rogan4) 2 takayamas5) vesa keskinenbless b
>>157404168those tattoos are awful
>>157406884get on it. trust me you're gonna want to hear this.
>>157406866he has a future in MVP at least. When’s their next card?
>>157406907its not unusual - Jon Joneswhats new pussy - Jon Jones
He was a partisan who protected the people
>din thomas
>>157406347Lmao this sport is so fucking cooked
kopylov is finner fraud check ateba so hard
finner sounds like a slur what the hell are you saying
It is weird how they are pushing MarQuel Mederos so much. The guy barely scrapes past low-level opponents, but is on the main card.Mason should certainly beat him, but Mederos is crafty. It wouldn't be shocking to see him point-score his way to a decision over a frustrated Mason.
>>157406887I got a heem for ya
>>157407154there is an obese pizza delivery man on a 6 fight losing skid facing a dogshit cuban freak on soon per grapevine grumblings
Smoking weed, smoking dope
>>157407170That the HW fight with the DWTNCS fella?
>>157407165blessed heartwarming even
>>157407179i'm on several NDAs and not at liberty to further divulge i must declare dismally
>>157406517the true spirit of the ultimate fighting championship... figuring out ways to technically be doing something that counts as activity so the ref can't make you actually fight
No but seriously though respect to Brendan Schaub for real
>>157407165probably a good thing he got heemed, imagine your countries only two representatives in the UFC being Abdul Hussein and Namo Fazil
>>157405014mcgregor legitimately ruined the sport
>>157407293explain how
Prates is a free title defense for pisslam. If he has any sense he'll push for that before the end of the year
Inviting any disgusting freaks in the Sydney area to fight me at Town Hall Station.
Pratesbeast heems the glass jaw rat
>>157407299because the made him bigger than the sport, in his absence everything is a decline, nothing stacks up afterwards, it's the same as Tyson in boxing, it'll take decades to recover
Prates will make JDM vs Makachev look like a close fight
>>157407356mate he fought last month and no one cared
>>157406014This era of the sport was so fuckin' cool, man. Somehow, the golems running the UFC have made the whole sport seem gay now. What a fucking shame.
>>157407365All according to the plan.
>>157407311Fighting again without a 6+ month break? Brazza.... you know we can't do this
Philly Cheesecake
California Cheesecake brazza
>>157407400pisslam actually said he wants another fight this yearno doubt he'll get "injured" and wont fight til after ramadan next year
>>157407429name one time that actually happened
haha funny russian mountain men that speak poor englishthen you remember they enslave women and throw queer people off buildings and suddenly it's not so funny anymore
>>157407438not a fan of dagestanis but this is class
>>157407435between 2024 and 25 dana swore pisslam was injured meanwhile he was posting ig stories of him literally doing gymnastics and going on ski trips in the crazy hecking mountains
What's the question? Islam? Yeah kid blew his back out, doesn't want to fight? Huh? What's that? Ask Nevitisky.
>>157407438this u anon?
alhamdullalJones that's over
Eating chicken and watermelon while listening to Ludacris - Act A Fool
>>157407646smoke detector status?
The fat finish pizza piggy pedophile is really here every single day lmao, that's crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjBmrHPONt4this is every coon-tune
>>157407544why yes I am quillan salkilld, thank you very much
>>157407652But I did eat breakfast
>>157407670no, you are diagnosed with safe sleazy, unfortunately, it's terminal.
>>157407544t.
quillan salkilld is not a safe sleazy :( he's based a-and cool! l-like me!
>>157407681it is 1 pm in the afternoon
>>157407747bodied that bigot
Mikey Musumeci. Thiel's trojan horse.
Let's peacefully remember Illia Topuria. A legendary one-trick poney who found himself out of his depth when matched with an experience veteran who actually understands the sport and all its nuances.
Had a nightmare where I was running down this endless hall as Darth Rigatoni butt scooted after me but then I saw that Ryan Hall was butt scooting toward me from the other direction so I stopped and frantically looked at the two of them as they butt scooted closer and then I woke up with a huge load in my shorts
Topuria defeats GaethjeKO/TKO, Punches3:01 Round 2
Loading Ilia 2.0
Sage Northcutt's comeback will be glorious
>>157407862pisslam ducked
>>157407879
>>157407879Spanish nightclubs have theme nights?
Quillan Salkilld unironically has hoards of Pakistani fans after knocking out Jubli.
>hoards
>>157407893You'd know
>>157407877I am so glad that lil shit lost and in such a humiliating way that he not only lost the fight but also the story and his aura. He'll need at least 2 consecutive first round KOs against top contenders to get back even a fraction of what he has lost. Things wil never be the same for topiglet
>>157407899Kek
>>157407908crypto scams as a religious loophole let's go for that
>>157407893We are an unstoppable force
>>157407906Unironically far less humiliating than Islam's last two performances.
come here let me crack your back
>>157407924Oh yeah I'm sure Ilia would rather lose to Justin than win and defend a belt. Would be soooo embarrassing.
>>157407939Barely scraping by a vegan cuck is pretty embarrassing
Islam "Skin Of His Teeth" Makhachev
>>157407939ilia is gay and esl enough to shit talk along those lines>well yeah I lose belt>but I lose >I lose to tough >lose to tough >tough errr >i lose to tough errr opponent >i lose to tougher opponent den ur last fioght
>>157404168>indian with zoomer haircut, rapist beard, satanic tattoos on one pectoral and nordic runes on the other hailing from Finland/pol/ manifested this >>157406347this right here is why anyone who isn't retarded doesn't aknowledge him as the goat, gaming the system is gay as fuck>Why tf did Herb not break this up?because the rules are bendable on purpose to protect who they have to protect, in this case mr. Abu Dhabi market.
>>157407924>>157407942I'd rather quit on the stool during my first and only title defense in the white house during the most important and widely advertised UFC event in history after spending the night partying like I already won.......than get a second belt in a higher weight class and beat the top contender of said weight class as my first title defense. The choice is sooooo obvious, like Islam is so weak bro not like our boy Illia
>>157407959>first and only title defenseRETARD ALERTRETARD ALERT
Time to go Justin Gaethje on a nigga*goes Justin Gaethje on a nigga*
Islam "For Dear Life" Makhachev
>>157407969I don't watch mma
>>157407899
>>157407959Pigslam isn't even a real fighter when he isn't facing bums like Moicano or Shooker
If you are not the kazakh, cloza or the burger heemer, you should not be allowed to glaze Gaethje since you never believed in him.
Crypto scam isn't haram. you advertise something related to you, price is irrelevant. Pakis buy it because of the relation not the price it might have
>>157407996Not particularly shocked pedo pizza was posting children
Does one "glaze" a hurricane? Or a hailstorm? Then how can one "glaze" Gaethje.
>>157407996I never cared for justin, I only cared about illia's demise
>>157406347Herb should not be fired. he should be taken outside and dealt with at this point.
>>157407986me either but I do watch ufc
Stay tuned for the finance segment of /heem/
>>157408030used to be free to do those things in my country. yup, all you needed was rope, a tree, and some good citizens who knew mma, that is all you needed but not no more
doo bought beeb coin
Alex Pereira is a rapist who went cold against Israel Adesanya
>>157408038>Super Saver Tip #69when thinking about spending money, think about not spending money.
>>157408071Do what you love and never work a day in your life.
>>157408083>Do what you love and never work a day in your life.
>>157408071That's a weird place to hide cash
>>157408103*jerks it on facebook live*
>>157408103He earned people's respect by the fact that he embraced the norwood and never got a hair transplant
>>157408108most women are savages but not the type of savages that can hunt
>>157407988HESPECT
>>157408110>you got that right partner
Hope Merab doesn't win the trilogy because that would upset Yan's son, Merab has no children, wives or people who like him so if he loses, nobody would care.
>>157407655He's also ban evading
>>157408239>no wife>no kidsthat is why Merab will win. Family men are collecting and keeping gold for long
>>157408246The picture he posted
>>157408239Merab fucks, Yan beta bucks
Ivan Gnizditskiy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZZZEsRM4wwWe're here
IT IS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OVER!THAI TOO-WEE-VASSA HAS BEEN DEFEATED AGAIN
>>157408316I'm not sure what's going on with this filthy moslem freak's eyes but he has some disturbing ones, truly nothing there, like a waterhead crossed with some violent windowlicker they keep pumped full of thorazine
>>157408316>call to fight >fights once every 18 months I wonder if the interns thought this through
like armin might be able to beat your ass (take you down and hump you) or you might be able to convince him to walk into a ravine by waving a flash light
Good vibes Gaethje
>>157408316>watch arman pass. I have paint drying I need to watch
Ilia's white brother vs Ewing could be a banger, book it now Dana (Hunter)
>>157408356I hope someone sets your bin on fire
just set a homo's bin on fire
>>157408483a grievous slight, more insulting than having all your women raped by 50 armans imho
>>157408483is this slang or something what does it mean?
>>157408504bit excessive calm down dear
fuck it I'm gane
*tap tap* is this thing on? Ahem. PAWG Milfs. Thank you.
>>157408483your dad is going to be fuming
>>157408548
>>157408548bodied that freak
>>157408540
>>157408548Bodied!
woke up pissed off fuck you
>>157408588If you had told me 5 years ago that Weili would be hotter than Dern I would have laughed in your stupid face.
>>157408599>hotter hot? better looking? more attractive to you? in what world is that big “hot”? the amount of retards on the Internet is digusting.
Dern's brown bunghole
>>157408598you could never fuck me
As a step father to two young African American boys, yes I do have trouble not calling them niggers, but as a former Bellator champion and UFC contender, it is my duty to call a nigger, a nigger and raise another man’s mistake as if it were my own. My name is Iron Michael Chandler and I am the step father.
It was a childhood dream of Brie's to adopt black boys.
>>157408654They're from the north?
People forget man, Volk was hated up until his fight with T-city where he refused to tap, took him 3 title defenses to acquire a following of genuine fans
aw shit my dog ate a bunch of chocolate someone post dern's face
>When I go to the gym, I always cut my pubes, wash my whole body, brush my teeth, wear tight underwear, and put cologne on my shirt.Khabib drops trvkes on gym hygiene
>>157408721only the finest for a long day of fart sniffing
>>157408749
>>157408721Mixed martial arts?
>>157408588Staking my reputation on these two having FUCKED
>>157408520
>>157408548OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>157408753
>>157408762Your reputation is being known as the guy who leaked Schaub's cock pics
MISSING: Islam Makhachev's Fight Finishing AbilityLAST SEEN: 18 January 2025REWARD: 500 Papakha TokensIf you or someone you know has any information regarding this case please contact:Khabib NurmagomedovJavier MendezAli AbdelazizDana White
>>157408774I also invented the creampie dana meme
>>157408761Hi mate, this is a quote from Khabib Nurmagomedov who competed in mixed martial arts. He's discussing his hygiene routine before training mixed martial arts. Hope this clears things up.
>>157408778>meme
No vid of last night's big heem yet?
I saw a rare PvZ butthole posted here two weeks ago and yes I did save it I declare proudly
>>157408796Your ma is still uploading it to pornhub playa!
>>157408805Nah, fuck that!
>>157408800Same except I fuck women instead of guys
It's early but man oh man, am I feeling like some Tito's Cantina
>>157408831finna have a brother as governor time to treat yaself dawg
Dana always wins.
>>157408855d-do…do they serve margaritas in the UK? d-do…do you know what those are?
its 420 somewhere bros blaaaaaze it!
>Duuuuuuuuude weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
Thank god for Tito and his reasonably priced Cantina.
>>157408908luke thought the camera was off
I do not care for the cantina memes and have never watched any content regarding them or that fag you guys keep posting
Luke Thomas is making political slop content that is only consumed by ai scrapers and Pakistanis. Brian Campbell is working for Paramount
>>157408796
when is strickland defending against imavov
>>157408930Pottery.
>>157408926He is straight and a patriot, how many times. Do you think Tito would sit down and break bread with a gay man?
>>157408926>that fag you guys keep postingyou mean Jon Jones?
>>157408926Sure
>>157408930There's not a single gainfully employed and/or honest Luke Thomas h8r.
I don't even click on the webms
>>157408980that's because they're not explicit enough for you
People that don't like Luke ThomasDana WhiteJon JonesLuke ThomasPeople that like Luke ThomasAriel Helwani
>>157408992nice try but luke calls it a genocide
>>157408997Ariel is a professional that does not allow his personal politics to affect his professional opinions.
the reason luke has his opinions is because he's a former zogbot that feels bad about the things he did and why he did them
>>157408891MAGA Patriot aka Meat Maniac is a global ambassador and has brought joy to many less fortunate folks like the British
Luke thomas was born in India which means he is not American
Luke "crow cages for kids" Thomas
the maga faggot looks awfully jewy
>>157409022notice how you resort to ad hominem attacks because you know you can't defeat his arguments
>>157409028He made me realise that sexuality is intrinsically linked to political party affiliation
>>157409022God forbid someone have remorse and learn from their misgivings to become a better person right?
>>157409085ok post five luke thomas arguments
Luke learned to hide it and still plots murder of south east asians to this day
Oh my pigclitty…
>>157409053he's italian actually which isn't all that different
for me? it's big asian tits
Luke "I fucked the Napalm girl" Thomas
>>157409113Can Evloev do it? can he become the third all time british champion?
luke wasn't in nam you dunces
>>157409114not buying it
>>157409120has a bad case of Foley ass if I'm truthful
>luke thomas caused the defeat of America in Vietnamwhat a bum
>>157409096
>>157409148He never wanted to leave he was having the time of his life. If he knew the tet offensive would end the war he never would have planned it
You know he's a good person because he's an atheist that supports democrat candidates.
>>157409155
Fun fact: Khabib landed more significant strikes and attempted more submissions in his <2-round fight with Gaethje than Islam did in his 5-round fight with Ian Garry.
Ian might lose his next fight, statistically most fighters who fought Islam lost their next fight
>>157409178Khabib had great gnp and submission threat, islam is second best but he doesn't punish like khabib did
>>157409120I see that face and see potential for another 100-150 pounds on her frame
Khabib "The Punisher" Nurmagomedov
Leon vs JDM to have a KWAB-off is the fight to make
Fun fact: Islam and Garry combined threw less total significant strikes than Carla Esparza and Rose Namajunes each threw in their title fight
>>157409224Leon would give Islam his toughest test
Islam Makhachev has not attempted any submissions at Welterweight.
Fun fact: Islam only landed 2 more significant strikes on Ian Garry than Derrick Lewis landed on Francis Ngannou
Islam Makhachev is the only double champ without a nickname.
>>157409238leon got sniffed by belal bruv
Islam "Just Hold On" Makhachev
Two. Belts.Islam Makhachev is simply unstoppable.
Fun fact: Islam and Garry landed a combined 51 strikes in their title fight, only three more than Adesanya landed on Yoel
we cannot fucking them, we must hollow them.
>>157409194Wade-WonLentz-WonTibau-LostJohnson-Lost Arman-WonRamos-LostDober-LostMoises-LostHooker-LostGreen-Lostdoes bronx-WonVolk I-WonVolk II-LostDrunk Diamond-LostMoicano-LostJDM-Lost
>>157409258That was prime Belal though
>>157409287Adriano Martins
>we cannot fucking them
They say nobody is ever the same after stepping into that octagon with Islam
>>157409309He's searching for some Nutella
>>157409303Yeah statistically most of them lost right after thus we can infer Ian loses his next fight
Sweet sugar plum Joseph said pisslam needs to move back down kek bbbbbbeast of a welterweight run absolute ddddddddomination
>>157409303Slamspaddy took they piggy souls sadly
im coming off the couch mate :D
>>157409374>life and death with turboflushed pooyay
>>157409367Once he clears the competition I could see him dropping down for 1-2 fights to cement his GOAT status. Right now there aren't that many interesting WW opponents beyond Prates and Moreles.
it has come to my delayed attention that sveaborg means ruotsinlinna and WE demand an explanation
furvvamore Jon would murder islambeit
The la leyenda lightweight run…whatever happened there?
>>157409374old man dusGOD with no hips had islam's knees trembling
addended heeminder Jon made the new heavyweight GOAT gane and the old heavyweight GOAT stipe look like children
Clozapine "Fat Pedophile" Finland loves his Jondaddy so much.
The piggies here thought Clitia was going to be PFP number 1 after easily dispatching washed Gaethje
Darth Rigatoni gets so much pussy!
>BDStards are so desperate they can only attack SlamBeast with KhabeastKek feels good brazzos.
Dequitter has made an enemy out of me
MC Guru spammy diss
Gane fucking sucks.
>>157409413>made them look like childrenIs that why you started gooning?
>>157409434jdzmedia tier
>>157409430He always looks so unhealthy. Also, sadly, you can tell that his whole nice guy act is purely cope and cringe because his actions are directly inverse to his personality.Hes likely a spiteful and unhappy person I think. Sort of like Jon Jones too actually.
>>157409437At losing to Tom Aspinall
>>157409439purse your lips together as i teabag you with my sweaty balls. Respectfully
>>157409449Bars and bass I had to feature
>>157408831Talmbout THE Tito's Cantina of Cape Coral, Florida fame??
Is Aspinall still alive? I completely forgot about ol tomala tard son
>>157409120For me its verna janjijoba
>>157409442This never happened
>>157409384He should try to fight someone he can heem on the feet like Brady or Amosov
>>157409461the very exact one my friend
>>157409458uk music is at it's best when it's honest and mucky
the Bonescord in association with suursuomi associates denounce me son posting and any previous 'cord involvement, it isn't the kids fault his dad keeps fucking bringing it up unprovoked
I'm honestly scared for the guy that has to fight Ilia next
It wouldn't surprise me if Tom's son was just really into trains and he's just blowing it out of proportion
>>157409522could be he just doesn't want to talk to tom and who could blame him
>and here is Dana White reacting to potentially the greatest KO in DWCS history
Tomala’s last non retarded sperm dying as xer neutered testicles shrivel up on the doctor’s desk
>Tom is the only fighter at heavyweight who heemed PavlovichLevels
hap is clearly on the spectrum and you don't see mike talking about it publicly all the time
>>157409528hunter really repulses me through my activated monitor
>>157409528Look at him, he doesn't even care, Hunter is the only one in that desk who gives a shit about the fighters.
>>157409528>greatest KO in DWCS history
>>157409451Yeah he couldn't even take the L with grace, had to cheat to get out of the fight. Cowardly bitch who will get the heem that's coming to them once Big Tom has fully recovered.
>>157409553uhh yeah???
It's been a dream of mine to link up with Dana and Adam Fugitt and tear up the casinos, riding through the city like brendan schaub
>>157409511yep beating to death a man that's in a coma would be a bad look indeed my good friend!
>>157409574Silenced that skeptic
>>157409593you cut out the part where he cheated doing the gay hand thing tom honestly should be shot
>>157409593This is the moment Sergei Pavlovich became Sergei R Pavlovich
Gastelum calling out Din for being a rat
>>157409574nope
>>157409613no it isn't tom couldn't even take the interim with grace, had to cheat to get out of the fight. Cowardly bitch who will get the heem that's coming to them once Gane has time.
>>157409511Elite fighters evolve when they get beat. Topurias probably training relentlessly. Hes gonna beast out on next fight.
>>157409612this is a new one
Islam. Makhachev.That's a name that commands respect.And then you got Illia Topuria which sounds a lot like poop
>>157409638Jon turned reyes into a meme tony got permaflushed and so on
>>157409618I don't need this fatty's analysis to realize that a cozch shitting on their fighter literally hours after a championship fight loss is a garbage traitor bastard
>>157409644no i did it a bit back then too the weird shoulder fondling you know what i mean, the duplicitous poofter was measuring range to steal a gay af tko for his highlight reel
>>157409656have you ever considered that pavlovich was already cheating by having the reach of an enlarged russian gibbon
>>157409665you know it's a rules for thee game in this business let's not be coy plus tom has been on horse hormones and weetabix since primary school if we're playing that
>works a mark into a shoot
>>157409647I said elite. If you really think that Reyes and Ferguson are the same caliber as Topuria then your tripping. Those guys are just contenders.Topuria is elite. Only a handful of fighters like that and they are all champions not contenders.
>>157409681just don't like him stealing the spotlight from tuivasa who i'm told has a fight in the works
Jon Jones is the Gayest of All Time, challenged only by his bitch Gayne.
I'm team Din on this one. Gillian Robertson is dogshit I would've been pissed I wasted my time on that too
You just know Din wishes he was DC
>>157409618ChatGPT wrote that post
Disregard that I suck cocks.
>>157409686Prime Tony was elite, pre cable incident Tony that is
>>157409709Jon fans do be wanting to suck him off!
>>157409709Disregarded, b
I didn't write that!
>>157409700Jones has two baby mamas in different states. Three daughters and one son. He also cheats on wife and regularly goes to strip club.Dudes as straight as it gets. Some yall niggaz stupid af.
>>157409710Tony was good but I never bought into him being elite. Khabib would have fucken smashed him. The brazzas are hard to sub, none that meme eddie bravo jujitsu even works on them.
>>157409720Big Guru already debunked that. He's a woman beater which is caused by his repressed homosexuality.
fact of the matter is Jon is a draw i'll prove it with the next /pillowtap/ thread
>>157409651Some coaches just their for the payday and bandwagon when they are climbing to belt. Then dump them when they lose. Alot of leeches in mma.
>>157409734Guru wears beanies in the summer and barely goes outside. Not gonna respect some fatass shut in opinion.
>>157409740He's huge in the gay community
Jon Jones? I met someone in an Albuquerque gay bar by that name, said he was from upstate New York, the man was 6'3'' of pure chiseled chocolate and boy could he suck the life out of you
>>157409709>>157409716>>157409719Claims to be two different people btw. Might want to get a little better at timing the post cool downs and which Finn you're supposed to be
Top 3 Narratives that completely disappeared>Gaethje doesn't hit hard>Ilia is the best boxer in the UFC>Gane is not an intelectual
>>157409774>>Ilia is the best boxer in the UFCWho's better?
>>157409779Evidently Justin Gaethje
>>157409779Ethan Ewing
>>157409784Can't wait for the fraudcheck
>>157409618what does kelvin have to do with either lawler or woodley
>>157409779Top 5 UFC boxersTopuriaHollawayGaethjePereiraGane
I da best boxa in da ufc
>>157409782I suppose you think Buster Douglas is a better boxer than Mike Tyson?
Dreamt of Dana’s imminent death last night.
>>157409847This is MMA.Where Topuria tried wrestling Gaethje after getting boxed up.
July 2020 Jiri debuts in the UFCAugust 2020 Jones vacatesJust sayin
>>157409847Tyson lost to Buster because he abandoned his OG coach not because he was shit, don king sacrificed him
"boxed up"And it was 2-2 going into the fifth against a much larger man
>>157409849We can one hope, b
Migrate>>157409946>>157409946
