Brazza numba won
Pictured: Islam with his kid
Islam STEALS Tom's SON?!?!?! :fire: :fire: :cucumer: :eggplant:
Topuria is the best boxer he just doesn't use it when someone's better
>A hairline that isn't real, A teammate's trust he chose to backstab. A traitor's heart, a fake disguise... Tell me, who is this in your eyes?
How does Tito's Cantina fit into all this?
>>157409978Comfortably
>>157409964Theirs no best boxer. Its a handful of guys that are all similar level and it depends on matchups and styles on who gets the wins.Styles make fights. Thats why mma math never works. Topuria fucked up most alot of high level strikers but Justins style fucked him up. He had no answer for Justin durability and hard pressure style.I think Topuria can win a rematch but he has to approach fight differently and point fight that shit. He cant blitz a durable guy like justin.
Being the goat must be crazy
He actually got outboxed by a few guys, telling you Ewing is the best boxer rn bapa
>>157410031the S-tier MMA boxing list is>Topuria>Miller>Van>Yanthat's about it
>>157410031Ewing is great but we need to see how the boxing holds up against better competition
>>157409972Shah Alaha-DIN!!!! Sumptuous consort of the Masters de Pugilista!!!
>>157409959Why gaethje yellow? He asian?
Yellow Gaethje
Call Gaethje he answers:>"mmyellow"
Having rewatched some fights, I am much less confident in Hernandez. He barely beat Allen, and doesn't really have great wins outside of that. He doesn't possess much power, so won't be able to finish Rodrigues like QAnonier did. My problem with Rodrigues is that he was outmuscled at times by Kopylov, who is half nerd, half athlete. So there is a good chance that Hernandes can get him down and win still.I initially thought Padilla would beat Haqparast easy, but I was wrong. Padilla looks pretty bad and struggled with Mederos, who barely beat Quinones, who sucks. Meanwhile Haqparast is at that Ribovics level - a higher level.Peace,Hespect,
gentlemen
>>157410169hernandez wins by conditioning and bullying. and training with strickland will help him pace himself betteri think it's 80-20 in hernandez' favour
fluffy is a dog but robocop only needs one
>>157410279i dont see fluffy being able to bully robocop early enough to get the ball rolling in his favour without taking performance altering damage, and he almost definitely wont be able to wrestle him in the first round and a halfi suspect fluffy gets actually chinned, robocop has filthy power and fluffy hasnt fought anyone with genuine nukes in their hands in a very long time, michel pereira is the closest thinggod help fluffy if robocop decides to throw hooks to the body(which would also help defend the wrestling attempts)
>>157410293>>157410340yeah but have you considered that robocop crumbled and got knocked out against 80 yr old cannonier
>>157410357cannonier is washed but he's extremely difficult to put down for good and robocop blew his load early after basically sleeping cannonier multiple times, not a great loss but robocop has improved quite a bit since then, fights a lot smarter and doesnt just try to boom people right out the gate anymore
>>157410329he was talm shit
>>157410182
It's gonna be good
>>157410279One training camp fixes cardio? Great insight dude
>>157410182Still ban evading?
>>157410456no that's literally not what he said you mongoloid
>>157410469Oh, are you his handler? Be better and proofread his posts next time, k?
>>157410119it’s gonna be bad my yella
Its gonna be me
Its gonna be okay
get a life wonky
Ey what ever happend to that nigga who fought once evry few years or so?
>>157410575Says the middle aged obese retard that can't function for 3 days without 4chan
>>157410578Brian Ortega is booked to fight Moicano but please don't use that word unless you're black
>>157410559answer the sveaborg question this is no laughing matter
>>157410611but no one asked you, as per
Shoutout to all my Gane haters out there keep up the good work!
>>157410464It's all connected
approximately 200-750 thousand posts about some guy in florida btw:)
>>157410641Florida doo used the one wish willow now other doo obsessed
>"deploy the spampaki"
and you knew i meant you oh dear wonky tough is the life of a mental 4chan snitch
It takes a real beast to take down two whole pizzas from little caesars in one day. I'm not saying I did that, I'm just saying the guy who can do that is a bad mothereffer with a huge cock.
Islamsisters....
>>157410611monitor
>>157410667Can you stop family simulating?
>>157410686it is the final goal for some yes
>>157410681Why does this cheater think his """""""wins""""" count for anything? Can't even fight fair what a pussey.
>>157409978>>157409992Cantina bless
>>157410691many are saying this
just sniped a mouse with my water bottle from across the room ama
Din Thomas never lent good analysis, anyway.
>>157410681He types so zestily
>>157410707How long since your last shower?
>>1574107163 hours 15 minutes
>>157410720I'll believe it when I see it.
Getting a lotta zesty vibes from this place ngl
>>157410707is this a euphemism
>>157410681facts don't care about gurucel "feelings"
>>157410709His daughter is dyslexic tho
>>157410734rent free
>>157410728no, a filthy little helwani made its way into my place, i saw it in the corner of my living room and and blasted it with my 1l water bottle before it could scurry away
>>157410681getting pissy online is major points off in the GOAT conversation
you'll meet people for the first time and they'll start telling you all the ways they've labeled their kids retarded shit is absolutely wild my mom wouldn't admit I had stubbed my toe
One thing to keep in mind: Jones was scared of a tubby British man with a small member
I have love for mice, rats, pigeons, seagulls, and all such vermin and pests. They want to live just like us it's not their fault we put a bunch of concrete and plastic and shit everywhere
Namo Fazil just died bro
>>157409959
>>157410505Sweden owes me a (You) for this one give it to me you FUCKING duck
>>157410776Compassion for all living things is based.
>>157410681Yeah but it’s MUCH harder to get a title fight now than it was then okay? 4 fight win streak could get you a title fight back then.Islam had to defeat b…Bobby green and Dan hooker to get his title shot… an-and he’s beaten the likes of Money Moocano and Dustin Poirier….
>>157410812Good. He has an unusually rabid fanbase (basically all kurds) that love to shill for him everywhere
world cup killed ufc
>>157410894Heem sleepy.
>>157410874shut the fuck up
>>157410776
Fuck everyone else!
>>157410923
>>157410976Wait hold on.
>>157410874fish are friends, not food.
>>157410708HOOPDA WOOPA WUGUGU HE KICKY HIM IN LEG IT GOOD BOOGA BOOGA yea he sucks get this dana dicksucking coon out of here
>>157410112>>157410119*beats you within an inch of your sorry existence*
>>157410894d-dis is islamophobic brazza!!!
>>157411130Is this why he got into butt fucking?
>cheers over his margaritalooks like we've got a hater boys!
>>157411104>Just had major reconstructive surgery on knee>Running around doing actingGoobys a dumbass hes gonna look even worse next year in the cage.
>>157411186gooby's ligaments most likely are dryer and shittier than bam margera's at this point he needs to fuck off for his own good
>>157411104
>>157411220i'm afraid nobody caresand cejudo really should stick to shitty podcasts
>>157411220Cedoodoo has finally retired from ufc
>>157411220Henry's return from retirement was one of the biggest blunders in UFC history.
>>157411220jfc cejudo's striking sucks, he's going to get pieced up
>>157411066I don't think the guy tatted up is muslim
stepped in dog cejudo
lets get it cuh
>>157411378dont step to me foo
>>157411378
layla isn't even all that
>>157411431dey all kuffa
>>157411481I hate this faggot like you wouldn't believe
Does anyone know where you can watch replays of the cantender series without paramount?
>>157411481it's time
>>157411514what is it about people like Emmett, KKF and Frevola that only ever learnt a right overhand?
What colour is ninas bumhole?
It's gonna be bad my man
The heemcord poached all the /heem/ talent. We need to start a /heem/tender series to recruit new funny individuals
>>157411481Throw this doo into the early prelims or cut him. Bet he asks for a title fight after pulling out
>>157411655All three heemcord regulars post here daily
>>157411481bitch ass yair always pulling out and fighting like once a year. Hes cutting too much thats why hes always injured
who da fook is that guy?
>>157411620They should have done Kevin Vallejos so he can get his revenge match
>>157411620Are you kidding me?
>>157411481waiting for Guru's reaction
You are a handsome man
>>157409946I haven't watched MMA in like 10 years because it's boring af now, can someone give me a quick rundown on what I'm missing (if anything.)Also wtf does Brazza mean? Brother in Chechnyan accent?
>>157411806>Brother in Chechnyan accent?yes>what I'm missing (if anything)nothing
>>157411776Thank you my mom says the same thing
>>157411806Tyron Woodley got what he fucking deserved
>>157410734>sees a post about an homosexual nigerian >instantly thinks about some tub of lard hey mate... can you stop being such a raging faggot?
I have no friends! I've given up on life!- Jon Jones' haters
some niggas want jon to be gay so bad it's a lil sus
>>157411481What has this bum even done ?>>157411620They should have done the Kevin Vallejos rematch. The main event doesn’t need to have a Mexican. Brazil and Argentine are close enough . This is essentially a commercial for Jean Silva.
jon raped hasbulla and the little terrorist tike hasn't been seen since I wont let you all forget until I forget which should be a day or two from now
Hasbulla isn't missing. I have Hasbulla right here.
>>157411806You don't to follow it the sport that hard. For UFC you can just pick and choose events to see. Just watch the numbered events once a month and your good. I personally am harcore fan, so I watch every week but I dont like any other sports. So its easy for me to focus on it.
Hasbulla stared into Jon's BBC and it stared right back
Work!
>>157411933release the hasbulla unharmed and you will not be hurt
>>157411959honestly same here and now that you mentioned it some I think I only watch ufc Like ufc is my shit and all I watch but like I dont watch other stuff so this is like the only stuff I really watch
>>157411906well I certainly wouldn't get hard from wrestling Hasbulla/him pretending to smother my face with a pillow and I don't think that's a normal reaction for a straight man
what a surprise fraudriguez pulled out of his inevitable heeming
Jon Jones power raping Hasbulla like a fleshlight then burning his corpse and crying
>>157411514good performance but I liked kevin's spinny shit against chikadze more
>>157412043
>>157412043does one have no shame for what filth they post?
>>157411527Wrestlers comfortable with the elevation change for a takedown, and spam the overhand. Hendo is the GOAT for it
I’m scared he hasn’t posted in a while…
>>157411866Bodied that freak
>>157412079who's the skirt
>>157411866you eat donkeys>>157412085you use ovens to heat house anyone else
>>157412089Abdul minor attracted neo Albanian person
we were chomping at the bit for silva vs deltaco
>>157412109i mean the sultry minx besides are 'mapper
>>157412118Kabibby Netenyahu
>>157411620he's fighting for the belt after heeming this can btw. kissing the wall is the best base for mma
>>157412126more like khaneeding a good seeing to iykwim the old guy can watch
>>157411620Hell yeah I cant wai-zzzzzzzzzzz nah but seriously what is wrong with yair?
>>157411933LET HIM GO JON YOU SICK FUCK
>And so my time with heem was drawing to a close. A community built on daddy-posting and creampieing the sport's controversial CEO, Dana White. I'd come to see the general as a thread clinging to a dying sport, one already in its final throes, soon to be swallowed whole by the heavy wrestling of Dagestan. As the culture quietly rots, its regulars are left shouting into the void, met only, occasionally, with the accusation of being Pakistani.
>>157412154not reading that paki
>>157412162200 to 750 thousand about your internet crush, "habibi"
Din "Do nothing" Thomas
>>157412154brits have a history of seething at heem some doo wrote his thesis on here
>>157412154Louis got away with all the shit he did because he was 6’4 and silently intimidated people
>intimidated peoplelog off tom you blind cunt
>>157412208True, if he was built like Brandon Moreno he would've got stomped out fast
>>157412218Sadly I lament
200 thousand is extremely generous 750 thousand is much closer, entirely about your obsession with sneed, over the course of five years, every single day no less
>>157412085>post clearly taking a jab at pisslam's number of title wins>"ha! take that guruchu-HMPH" *sucks on a swede's cock*yk what ingurland is right, this guy is a nonce and really stupid.why would a gurufag of all people be happy that a guy named islam is cementing himself as the goobyest oat
>>157412238Milei bros i thawlt ancap would make us rich is this 4d chess
>>157412250Absolute fox
>>157412238>literal donkeys yeah my meng is shaped like the one of a donkey's. yours are like finnish prospects in all of combat sports including pillowtap, non-existent.
>>157412256I miss the empire bros
>>157412253i thank thatcher every morning for teaching the hispanic mountain jew it's place
>>157412263Say what you want about Santa cloz but he could buy your entire lineage
>>157412162>>157412193>>157412225>brvtal trvth…
The bong spirit yearns for a matriarch, an ice mommy, if you will, to punish them for having erections
>>157412263now that's hurtful and mean we have plenty of prospects they just go to a different school so you don't know them
>>157412280How has Khamzat aged so horribly at 32? He looks like a 50 yr old who’s dying his beard
>>157412290Too much wine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQnzbNJv2Sctough words from The Schaub, but he's not wrong you know
>>157412295Surely he couldn’t be making jokes and there is more than one Finnish person here
>>157412290he probably is 50 you know what that sort are like "15" with a wife and beard utterly disgraceful
Guys I was wrong>>157410672I am pissing from my ass and there's a sharp pain in my chest. I'm fucked.
>>157412328Bro thought he was clozz
>>157412328schaubbing so soon means the 'za is not to blame no need to panic b sounds like a small heart attack happens to the best of us
Oh wa ah ah ah!
Fit for a king
yeah can I get uhh one ground beef pizza
>>157412396Ya never had a graza?
>>157412404it's sad you have to eat that
i have a hard time seeing how smiff is getting out of this one his peers can't stand him much less a whole jury of them
…
>>157412440tbf to kadyrov khamzats khoinslot must suck like a vacuum cleaner
>>157412363That's a fairly small amount of pizza for an average-sized person I'd say
30 boneless mango habanero wings from Wingstop and X-Files season 2
>>157412479PO LIL BLK BOI WAS GIVEN AN INTERNAL IVORY INJECTION
>>157412479When was this? I don't remember this ever happening
>>157412487true story, I wanted to try wingstop that opened here years ago, I went in and there were maybe two people sitting and like seven mutts and nogs standing in the kitchen and I'm at the register and no one came up front, but they werent doing anything. I waited about two minutes and left. Still havent bothered trying it, first impressions
>>157412496the reug reug rematch the fat slug shat up the fight as usual and saint malykhin the magnificent put an end to it and subsequently tried to retire it was in may
they were using jurassic park rules where they thought if they didnt move I couldnt see them I think. enjoy your jiggaboo wings
>>157412440Oh dear…..
>>157412507It's way better if you live in an affluent area.
>>157412487>>157412507>>157412512what is a wingstop
And we thought jones was sus…..
>>157412363Brazza someone sprayed some shit on your pizza brazza
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53vOKTalKkU
>>157412275not how currency works b, in fact many foreigners nowadays complain about how much more expensive tourism is on here nowadays, specially eating at restaurants. >>157412295>got a tinge of minge what did he mean by this?
I'm a mix between Namo Fazil and Bruna Brasil
>>157412588Mate your currency is african tier if not worse
People say that MMA is the hardest sport. That's cute but how about trying dodgeball.
>>157412588don't engage the wonk b it's already excited enough
Pretending to be the dead parent of an anonymous individual I’ve never met because I’m mentally stable and my life is good
Cant wait for the next zuffa boxing ppv or UFC bjj ppv lol
where can a lad get a good curry in this country? british cuisine is just levels above.
>>157412578spammy… those are muslim kids… islams whiter than them oof yikes
gay jung fight week
that haircut isn't doing ed any favors
michael jai white is the black steven seagal
>>157412661NYC, San Francisco
islam makachev lost
>>157412363Bro that amount of oil grease plus the thin slices is just gonna make it like soggy wet bread. What are you thinking? Do you not like a bit of a crunch from underneath? What’s the point of even cooking it in an oven if you’re gonna eat it like that
Tucker says nukes weren’t created by people is he right?https://youtube.com/shorts/mMFoNd6ym9Y
>>157412721You love martin luther? Why?
>>157412732every morning i prove him wrong
>>157412736his unparalleled devotion to writing about helwanis and their ways
>>157412725Tucker, smucker! That fat neck hasn't done anything worth a damn since leaving Fox. Sean Hannity is the superior broadcaster is what I say!
>>157412759Hannity? He's just a kid, we listen to Rush round here.
>>157412794I only eat beef will I be ok?
shit thread
what are your thoughts on Eric Bryan Stone? he's a self-hating white tough guy who says black guys beat up white guys in combat sports anyday of the week. he doxxes anyone who disagrees with him.
>>157412834we can spar another day b
>>157412810‘Fraid not get some ham stat
>>157412295>>157412216Clozapedo momento
>>157412700Factual post and I’m not afraid to say it
OH MONITOR MY MONITORoff
any of you guys remember that poster that posted a story of how he bought a dildo to goon with and was then ashamed of it so threw it away?happened a few years ago, think the poster was canadian
>looks into thread
Martin Luther had the pope tapping on a guillotine
>>157413047>>157413028>>157412997>>157412985>>157412966Excellent posts
>you sneed how this looks riiiiighhtt
bro we geeet it you think this is your thread and anyone that sticks out and pulls attention away from your posts needs to be driven out
>>157413096
time for j*nny to do his job
/heem/ would be better if you held others users accountable for their bad posts
>>157413359What can you do besides be mean to then?
>>157412985Yes brother fuck yes. My Imam told me it was halal if for the pleasure if I to want to lay naked with Zatdaddy but as long as I marry eventually and procreate.
>>157413371Encourage them to heem themselves. Maybe one day they will.
>>157412966His posts really stick with you huh? You miss your movclozadaddy bigly!
Love him or hate him man but Tom is the only one who heemed pavlovich
I thought /heem/ promote masculinity
is /heem/ a Robomomo or Floofer genny?
>>157413452It's JDS v Cain at sea level Fluffy heems.
>>157413452Robocop heems this potbellied kush smoking hippie
none of you listen to 311 I can tell
i like sneed, he din du nuffin anyway. why is heem bullying him now
Idk maybe all the tranny porn he spams for one
nice to see promotions respecting the peoples champ
>>157413479You simply don’t know how this gay dumb sport works. Do NOT put money on Rodrigues. You have been warned.
>>157413585That’s unironically Canada who spams tranny porn… and it always happens after a Ching Chong or Muzzie fighter loses and the Canadian pig poster is getting made fun of…. Curious
could use some Wednesday Night Slap
They linked
>>157413472>>157413479wtf Robocop looks so unimposing even with a well fitted shirt on. total normiecore. how does he get so yoked on fight night
>>157413702lol did not expect that
>>157413702Not everyone can afford Usman's fits
>>157413585nah, sneed at most talked ab out fucking trannies but never spammed threads
>>157413741I dey wish say dem make him pant tight like him shirt be that.
>>157413702I can tell you have never trained
>>157413418The corpse of Reem softened Pablo for him.
>>157413802I have. Robocop's whole shit changed up. maybe he's exceptional at water cuts since he's so muscular
I gotta dirty porky pussy!
>>157413741>>157413585You fucking moro cunt
>>157413812He puts in that work all natty
More-Rock-In MoreRockInMorerockin
Justin Case you missed it
>>157413846Excellent post.
The history of mankind illustrated in a single thumbnail
UFC LHW champion
>>157413902poster boy making his return
Tuff-n-uff prelims: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIhCL2hBVWw
>>157413911
Is there a more miserable meal than plain hardboiled eggs?
>>157414048Boiled chicken breast?
>>157414048Beans, just beans or a plain untoasted white bread
heem stoppy
>>157412852i had to go hit the gym anyway, spammy ended up showing on the right place at the right time ngl bappas, might need to get a haircut because I am beggining to look like strikeforce rockhold
>>157414208i bet you have a chin like rockhold too
>>157414048Try boiling zyzz
nitro gane
>>157409946Fuck Dana
Hes blaming gourmet chen chen for loss. Dudes funny but hes a dumbass for talking shit about them. These dudes are down for their shit, they really will pull up on you lol.
>>157414048at least eat some cyril for dinner. I like honey nut cheerios
prelims for Inka mma: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE6YQY7G5fM
>>157414906now we are talking
>>157415007free prelims are over lol
Pratesh just got cucked to 8 fights
>>157412630only the american ruleset is good. european """cloth""" dodgeball sucks shit. foam is only for canadians and asians, which are the same thing
>>157415124What about Yair Rodriguez
>>157415042and now we are not talking lol
>>157415170
Finding Namo
Chimaev vs costa is in the works
>>157415133my neighbor is a chink with an ugly miserable wife and two hapa children. In ten years since they bought the house I think I've interacted with him twice lol, I guess they just stay inside arguing all day while their future school shooter kids fart around outside. clearly out of state cans which we get far too much of these days I fear. Just waiting for the day they find them all dead after two weeks when chinklet snaps at his alcoholic hog wife, I'll be looking over the privacy fence like this
way down yonder on the chattahoochee
>Sir did you know of any hostility between them?>No my good man of the law, you could say I never knew them at alland I never really did
>>157415441it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie
>>157415462literally me
>>157415468fucking based bubba we should visit Tito's together
Grim card coming up brose
It's a stilnox life for usIt's a stilnox life
>>157415436didn’t ask bitch
>>157415642Don’t ask and you shall receive
Garry won.
>>157415660What did he win?
>>157415668Many aspects of a fight that cazzies often miss
>>157415684What specific parts did he win?
neither of those fucking bozos won anything but having fought in another dimeless ufc event
>>157415668The winning contest.
>>157415704You want me to just list all of them off or something? That's asking a lot feankly
>rubs your head and tummy between rounds and blows kisses at you
>>157411346No but he is from kyzekopichokachsostan or whatever it's called
>>157415133We had the heavy rubber inflated ones. Pelted this heffer in the face so bad the entire ball engulfed her whole head and sent her flying onto her ass. What a great sound that ball made when it heemed PIIIINNNGGGG
Herb Dean Thomas
Hi I'm Din Thomas, you may know me best for getting knocked out by BJ Penn 25 years ago
>>157415668the BTFO by Schaub's fight breakdown award
Khabib never even bled
>"Islam what do you think of your status as welterweight champion now that many fans consider you the GOAT?">"GOAT?! Brazza! Werr is GOAT?! Give me tha GOAT brazza!"
>>157414330indeed
>>157415804GSP is the GOAT solely for ending Pissbong's pisspoor reign
GSP ducked AndersonGSP ducked a rematch with HendricksGSP ducked LawlerGSP ducked t-ron GSP was on steroids
>Rockhold>retired with grace even though he lost, regained fans from years of getting shit on>Bisping>got zeemed by tacolum, didnt even get to do retirement speechRockhold won
Jon ducked Cain, prime Stipe, heavyweight DC, Ngannou, and Aspinall. Essentially every heavyweight champion of his era.
Poor poor Tomala...
>>157415844"You know exactly what I mean" no Tom we aren't loser father to retard like you
>>157415810 >>157415832factual posts!
>>157415844champion mentality. respect af.
>>157415844Gane>full of joie de vivre>amor fati >exuberance >happily struggles against the tide of Fate>undeterred, enjoys the little things even if everything goes badTom>defeatism>paralysis >bitternes>me peppers m8
Tom>Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World Gane>...
you fellas know Tom Aspinall shoots blanks in the bedroom?
Tom busts inside his wife raw every night while Gane is probably a condom cuck
Reddit Tom is as much of a champion as Reddit Rob was, that is: a simulacrum, a zilch, illusory.
MMA Mount Rushmore:JonesKhabibIslamShields
GODne butchered that trans AGPiglet and made xher squirt xher sterile loser goo and quit
Another thing to consider is apparently Gane has to cheat to win all his fights but he didn't even need to punch AGHspinall in the back of the head to dummy him. Imagine Gane at full force
Gane doesn't even have custom shorts what a bitch
I'm basically the leader of heem
why did yair steal the brazzas sour belly gimmick?
shorts dont make the man. the man makes the shorts
eat my shorts
>>157415937 no cancuck, the man doesn't make the shorts, they're made by our diligent Chinese boys and girls.
jose delgado. wow.
>>157415958Nah fuck that!
>>157415975WOOOOOH!
Anthony Smith has escaped from custody
Would like to see Gane removed from the UFC roster.
I'd like to see Gane's eyeballs surgically removed and have him forced to walk through a mile of broken glass and aids needles
enemies of gane left with nothing but tears and fantasies
tears and fantasies? sean strickland thinking about daddy time?
>tfw Sean will likely never have kids because he's afraid of becoming his father
Sean Strickgape and Hokit might be the two most cringe inducing fighters UFC has right now
>>157416050this your boy?
>>157416068Two cool guys who actually try to make fights exciting by promoting them. Meanwhile you got guys like Gayne who have no personality beyond being a hero to redditors worldwide.
Highest iq fighters currently in UFC:KhamzatIslamVanMVPYanMerabCostaShavkatVolkVallejosEvloev
>>157416076so that's what it all boils down to
>>157416092welcome to the Paramount Era here's your introductory DraftKings bet back bonus
Uh oh… do I sense some GDS in this thread?
I'm Mexican. And I'm American.
ive been holding it in for too long- prime Colby 48-46's current welterweight pisslam. If you disagree you're a muzzie cock gobbler.
>>157416129people probably think this is a joke but prime colby's pace would have that goatfucker sucking wind by round 2
now that you let it out youre gonna proceed to jam it back in there repeatedly until you start leaking because youre wrong and gay fuck you
>>157416142MUZZIE COCK GOBBLER
stop being gay you goddam adesanya
also who's more gay? me- prime colby enjoyer (CHAD), or the cancuck who's constantly in the thread spurting off his impotent fantasies about other men 'leaking' and having pathetic cocks and cum and whatever? that's pretty fucking gay cancuck
anyways congratulations to colbitch on winning his first undisputed championship in any combat sport after he invited a lightweight to come wrestle him in the minor leagues at 190 lbs
>>157416157>"DON'T TOUCH ME GAY BOY!" *salsas violently*
>>157416235la candela!
I would fuck johanna in her butt I will admit
Tomala is rapping now?
gaethje and strickland are proof that americans are the best fighters in the world. they dragged undefeated champions into REAL fights and that was all they needed to win.
>>157416279sean strickland actually isnt champion
>>157416284and you're not actually a faggot either? I suppose the rest of us can all be honest and accept the truth
>>157416271she has self esteem and her pick of the litter don't let hubris cost you
>>157416296This is an mma thread take your fetish elsewhere
my cum = ur life
>>157416314>'jam it back in there until you start leaking' >'butchered that trans AGPiglet and made xher squirt xher sterile loser goo' all quotes from YOU this very daywho has the fetish again cancuck?
i have never seen even one episode of the big helwani theory show and judge as subhuman anyone who has
>>157416332Helwani is every caricature the Nazis made of the Jews animate in one absolutely detestable little slime ball.
>>157416339you should see his uncle
is that antisemitism? me and my monitor moshe are off to a new continent to con!
>>157416298she tried to fuck this guy
>>157416193this is you pretending you didnt see this. colbitch beat arman by 2. Islam beat him by 3 btw lol >>157416296this is you bringing up homosexual activity out of nowhere >>157416328>>157415903this is the two hour old post about homosexual activity you manually went back to copy and paste
>>157416345oh my god, i've never seen a more jewish man! Only thing that makes it better is if he had a more jewish name. which reminds me of the time one of my mates told me there was a Tongan fella he met in a chess tournament called the most Jewish name ever- Yisrael Heidelberger or some shit. Hahahahaha
>>157415883this is you talking about tom aspinalls semen>>157415800this is you fantasizing about something that quite frankly, im not sure we're allowed to discuss>>157415660and this is ian garry being a punk ass bitch
>>157416354you have to be mad to believe him jj could have any hap and she chooses a man with hands on his titties i don't think so, likely his ratchet date was talking during the movie and joanna nicely asked her to be quiet
>>157416367hopefully one day the world will collectively realize that being nice and polite isn't the way and just shoot them in the fucking head whenever they go above a certain decibel level, doubt it happens in my lifetime
>>157416363if i was, and may Jon forgive me for entertaining this, a helwani, i would go for david goldstein as my name nice and tidy easy to say
UFC just signed the future of the lightweight division and stole all the toys back from the netflix card. colbitch is working the indies
colby "you dont have to pay me out just let me go win the bingo hall belt" covington, ladies and gentlemen, is supposed to challenge the Welterweight Champion of the World? Farcical
how do you tell if an wmma that looks like a meng is really an wmma and not a meng?
Din Thomas crossed the line
Justin Gaethje: lightweight champion of the world
does that mean gaethje couldnt handle alcohol?
>>157415844Ciryl Gane enjoys life. Ciryl Gane fought through a collapsed lung and operation infection in 2020 that was 10x worse than Askren and JDM combined. Doctors told him he would never wan again and never make it past 1 round of a fight due to a compromised lung but he refused to accept it. Tom fakes an injury and searched through multiple “doctors” until he found one who told him he shouldn’t train. Pathetic to see. This kid is NOT a champion
>>157416414you must follow the teachings of don tsu and grab them by the honeybadger
if tom really wanted to win hed say book gane in abu dhabi. fuck the eye. but hes afraid
>>157416529Tom was really out for like almost 2 years at this point. ciryl gane pretty much had enough time to beat tom via doctor stoppage, and then go on to defend his title if you think about it
>>157416552Yeah Gayne is a schumbag dirty fighter. Tom should sue him for damages over all the millions he's lost due to being unable to fight.
>check upcoming cards12-20 september are the first 2 good ones
Lamenting upon saddening prose thoughbeit
Tom Aspinall gave his life to this cruel sport. And all he has to show for it is a burger
Nigguh
we all know who this is!
>>157416782what the octopus!
>>157416812Looking good gooby!
>>157416812Man, I cannot wait for his return! It'll be the greatest return in sports history!
Sataday night you gonna find out that it's gonna be bad my nigga
>>157416812This is a very subtle zooted gooby image
Is he ok?
>>157416812he looks like action bronson
>>157417069
Has MAC Energy become the world's first corpocracy? How are they acting like a state entity on foreign soil?
mACK energy
Energy drink private military contractor companies.
Sataday night nigga
We bow to radicalisation NEVER! We are the good guys and if it is not good what you do you are gonna meet us but never see us. Israel Defense Force McGregor code : behave yourself or else.MAC ENERGY!
Next weekend's card is probably the biggest drop-off card I have ever seen. A very good main event - Yadong vs Umar - and nothing else (other than Asakura). Most of the card is regional guys from Asia, many making their debut.This is +only for the hardcores who want to see Literal Hus from Asia, capped off by a Dagestani hugging a Chinaman for 5 rounds. I don't even see any big guy fights, which are normally a feature of Asia cards.
>combat sports!
>>157417436This is literally me and I also have sex with Kayla Harrison
>>157417436are you a goyball enjoyer? i also have sex with Kayla Harrison
>>157414808Finnish Dillon Danis
the next fight night looks great. dana just can't miss.
>>157417517Respect, hoenstly.
>Yes, I do watch the Early FightPass Prelims. How could you tell?
>>157417600Well on account of the muscular build, the defined, strong facial characteristics and confident facial expression. These are all characteristics of people who watch the early prelims.
next weeks China card actually has a lot of good prospects on it, just not very interesting fights overall. i thought I'd see Neuraji there but he's going to be ritualistically sacrificing Darrius Flowers on the previous day for the Road to UFC main event.
>>157417113
>>157417715It's fine to have tonnes of Asian prawlspects, I also want a Johnny Walker style fight on there, too, in addition to the main event.
Bitches be like Wanna come over and fuck and I be like No cunt gotta watch that Shanelle Dyer bounce back win
>>157417749i don't disagree with you. it's definitely the weakest out the china fight nights. even if I think Yadong can fairly competitiv.
>co-main event: serghei spivac vs vitor petrino>co-main event: yan xiaonan vs denise gomes>co-main event: michael page vs nursulton ruziboev
Imagine how hot Joanna would be if she hadn't spent her formative years cutting to 10% bodyfat and getting punched in the face
it is with heavy heart and a weighty conscious that the SAcord announce we formally and informally cut all ties with conor "gooby" mcgregor on account of him being very embarrassing to the trade
>>157417763Well let me check you on that straight away:Shanelle Dyer's previous fight was a victory, so there is no "bounce back" win to look forward to. She has already bounced back.>>157417847Umar wins.
conor mcgregor just tried to rape me but i was stronger so i raped him instead
>>157417912RdR vs Dolidze should be the comain.
>>157417912>29-28s you in humiliating fashion
>>157417973This is why I could never be raped. I am too strong. And too bold.
Got raped by Max Holloway didn't even know until he apologized.
gays often come to me to admire my physique but know that death is but a punch away
Death via penile overstimulation
i said punch
MVP fights like he wants to get fired and I can respect that
punching my mushroom head into your starfish thoughever
not if i fist you first pal
I've got a front row seat to My Coffee's collaboration with Last Night's Taco Bell
>ooh jamal hill is fat lolJoana doesn't mind
>>157418102>tries to booty call joanna >she denies him and calls him out for trying to cheatAmazing how you guys manage to twist this.
>>157418120Small tint of jealousy emanating from this post
>>157418145>muh vibes You have a feminine mind
>my fightfu would never do that bro!ALL women
call me a wonklover but this abdul halim hafez is pretty gud very mediterranean but still clearly arabic delightful melodies
reminds of early dead can dance though the influence is clearly reversed
>>157418228Can't find him on tapology, who did he beat
oh sorry wrong tab i mean penis boob poop ass person-i-don't-like is gay person-i-like is faultless
(Wake me up)Wake me up inside.(I can't wake up)Wake me up inside.(Save me)Call my name and save me from the dark.
>>157418527>mfw heterosexual intercourse
>>157418527When does /ourpatriot/ branch out from doing pouty faces and dances?
>2 more months of shit cards
>>157418572SOON
>>157418588We got Mason Jones, RDR, and Spivac all on the same card THIS WEEKEND. Not to mention the Kino main event between Robocop and Fluffy. How the fuck you gonna call this shit?
>>157418610Bald headed, Irish American hands typed this post
Just saw this on the French card a few weeks from now. Gotta be excited.
>>157418610same doos were saying the serbia card would be shit and it was heem day never take dana deniers seriously
>>157418624has peek improved
>>157418610Rdr should be the main event not the pothead
>>157418669good point how would you arrange the candelabras?
>>157418629Serb card was entertaining but didn't have a lot of meat on it
>>157418677Like this
>>157418685Put down the clove cigarette when replying to me.
>>157418624now that's a BADASS fight !
I found the serbian card to be derivative.
>>157418690Can I keep eating my fries?
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>>157418624Trevor Peek is boutta beat the brakes off that guy from Smosh
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