Riddler edition
seeing how shitty islam looks at welterweight, i can see why khabib didnt move up. Usman and colby would have fucked him up
>>157418811Khabib and Islam are different people
Kek they are actually rerunning Mudaerji/Perez.Mudaerji was BEASTING Perez until the dickkick. Guaranteed win for the China crowd, I suppose.
The spirit of Woden entered Khabib in the womb
>>157418811Appreciate you for glazing Usman
>>157418811Many are saying this.
Don't back up T-Woo-eurgh fack!
Prime Usman had these bums faking eyepokes
covfefe
>>157418871Literally me.
>>157418871prime usman was a nightmare for khabib
>>157418811Colbussy went to a life and death 48-47 with the washed corpse of RDA. He has no good wins. Crazy how much retarded chuds overrate him
>Riddle me this: I am a Georgian in name only, Backstabbed my friend surely, What is my name, I prithee?
>>157418977rda was a beasti miss that ugly doo
>>157418990Anthony Johnson
>>157418977>washed corpse of RDAliterally the best version of RDA was 2017-2018 you mouthbreather
>>157418977Colby was a dream matchup for RDA if we're being honest. On paper, RDA should have won.
>>157419076The best version of RDA was the version that was a champion
On paper Pavlovich should have won but Tom simply atomized him
>>157419218sure, maybe if your brain is incapable of nuanced thought
>>157419224Colby and Tom have won the same number of undisputed titles.
RDA is in my top 5 for LW
>>157419228A tint of bias is emanating from this statement
>>157419224Tom would get lit up in boxing. That Andy Aspinall special
>>157419209RDA lost to almost every wrestler he faced
imagine khabib getting pieced up against the fence while fighting colby, the crowd cheering "USA USA USA," khabib just couldnt, fazza would have rolled in his grave
>>157419238If a fact makes you squirm you're probably brown.
They should cut Yair. He never fites
>>157419232No he's not
1. Edgar2. Henderson3. Penn4. Gaethje5. RDA
>>157418811nah khabib was actually good
1. Islam 2. Khabib 3. Bj Penn 4. Oliveira 5. Gaethje Anything else is wrong
>>157419271y'ever hear of recency bye ass b?
>>157419259yeah he is. Tony is a boxer or he would be on the list, and he is a natural welterweight as he says so I rank him as my 1 at WW. You want my off the hip WW top 5? Okay. 1. Tony 2. Tony 3. Tony4. Jouban5. Hughes
>>157419271Excellent list
Oh fer sure b bumson henderbum is so much better than khabib and islam
>>157419271>islam >khabib They lose to Edgar.>OliveiraLost to Edgar.>GaethjeFair placement.
>>157419281You literally just denied Aspinal being an undisputed champion
have you seen this man?
>>1574192711. Justin Gaethje2. Conor McGregor3. Paddy Pimblett4. Uriah Hall5. Luke Rockhold
Benson Henderson beats Khabib, Islam and Oliveira. Smooth
>>157418819No sugar? Our Joe? I doubt it
>>157419295I correctly stated that he never won an undisputed title.
>>157419294Edgar is a flyweight in 2026.
WE DO pray for our loved ones AND our enemies on heem.com
Why are there no female Dagestani fighters?
>>157419295Tomala AGP/AGH/Ass whatever has never won an undisputed UFC championship fight indeed never no
>>157419319Towel fighting isn't a recognised sport yet
>>157419315Natural 55er for life. He still wouldnt cut and would still work the roster.
>>157419326Power slap needs an opener and the market is there
Who is the worst at mixing martial arts?
>>157419347Patchy Mix of course
>>157419347Diego Lopes, despite coming from a BJJ background, he has never subbed anybody in the UFC
>>157419352An appropriate namesake thougheverbeit
>>157419347Michael Jackson the fighter
>>157419356>dat goes’tah sho howharditis 2getta submission in da ufc joe
>>157419347not gonna lie it might be me
>>157419317Jones is such a fucking bitch honestly. Fuck him. If I saw him I'd spit on his face
>>157419372I stand corrected, he subbed THE gavin tucker who didn't fight ever since, Diego ruined his career
>>157419356Wrong, he submitted THE Gavin Tucker
>>157419356WRONG
>>157419382>>157419383
Pretty funny seeing DC still try to drag Jones after all these years and push a fraud 29-0 weight bully as cope. Jones was never the good guy but DC is still the bad guy
>>157419382a Diego Lopes Submission will do that to a man
>>157419389
>>157419366Michael Jackson the singers transitions way too slick b
D.C the type of nigga to hide a bite during the zombie apocalypse
>>157419390>DC still try to drag Jones after all these yearsDC doesn't have to try to do shit it's Jon Jones
>>157419389>>157419400you just KNOW
PFL and UFC are clashing this Saturday, here are the cards, you decide which is worth your time.PFL Tampa: Cyborg vs. VieiraCris Cyborg vs. Ketlen VieiraGadzhi Rabadanov vs. Tracy ReederTaila Santos vs. Sabrinna de SousaLuke Trainer vs. Roland DunlapMarcirley Alves vs. Nkosi NdebeleMagomed Magomedov vs. Daniel MarcosMovsar Ibragimov vs. Javid BasharatDakota Bush vs. Morquez ForestNatan Schulte vs. Makkasharip ZaynukovGino van Steenis vs. Robert WatleyFlorim Zendeli vs. Omran ChaabanEoin Sheridan vs. James VakeUFC Fight Night: Hernandez vs. RodriguesAnthony Hernandez vs. Gregory RodriguesSerghei Spivac vs. Vitor PetrinoReinier de Ridder vs. Roman DolidzeMarquel Mederos vs. Mason JonesCarli Judice vs. Jeisla ChavesAnthony Wint vs. Terrance ChatmanJamall Emmers vs. Lerryan DouglasShamil Gaziev vs. Kennedy NzechukwuNasrat Haqparast vs. Chris PadillaMárcio Barbosa vs. Ryan KuseGauge Young vs. Stan DorsainvilJackson McVey vs. Wes SchultzShanelle Dyer vs. Elise Reed
>>157419347jailton almeida was one fight away from a titleshot just from shooting a takedown instantly within 10 seconds every fight
>>157419224NOBODY does that to Pablo.
>>157419442real ones know what they're watching
You now remember Alexander Romanov. This doo was supposed to be the next big thing
>>157419408DC thinks about Jones every single day of his life. He wants to say “see Jon I beat you” so badly he now lives it through lightweights crushing cans. Jones for the rest of his life will always have the one up on DC, and it eats at DC. Jones responds because he knows DC wont wrestle him, because he will lose. DC wont fight him again, because he will lose. Jones is the bully DC needs
>>157419317Disaggregated that coon.
I haven’t forgot when heemtards were glazing pavlovich like he was undefeatable
>>157419456>real ones yeah I got multiple tvs
>>157419452Nice TKO bapa
>>157419442Am I straight if I think all these suck ass?
Jailton showed that you can practice mixed martial arts without actually hurting someone. I think that sends a good message to the younger generation
>>157419472Is welterweight the zestiest division in the UFC?
>>157419472no one does that to joshua van
I don't like nicknames lad, simple as. The honeybadger? Fook that
real ones are going into town on saturday night and heeming the drunkards
>>157419442MMA bros, we are starving
>>157419500not in the USA because you will be shot by someone. watch for knives m8
>>157419472islam is having to run the gauntlet of zesty dudes
>>157419442Cris CyborgGadzhi RabadanovSabrinna de SousaLuke TrainerMarcirley AlvesMagomed MagomedovMovsar IbragimovDakota BushMakkasharip ZaynukovGino van Steenis vs. Robert WatleyOmran ChaabanJames VakeGregory RodriguesSerghei SpivacReinier de RidderMarquel MederosCarli JudiceAnthony WintJamall EmmersShamil GazievNasrat HaqparastRyan KuseStan DorsainvilWes SchultzElise Reed
>>157419527Stop or you'll trigger my agp
>>157419543Gino van Steenis will be the pick after some deliberation. Watley is black
>>157419551how are you this much of a loser? seriously. who subsidizes this worthless lifestyle you live? your mom? the government? besides that how have you managed to not end yourself yet?
>>157419543can believe i share a thread with people this mentally challenged
>>157419561Xer clitty is leaking!
>>157419442I didn't know Basharat had been cut.
>>157419442A who's who of who's whos
>>157419564isnt 85% of England autistic
If Islam and Prates combined facial hair they'd have a full beard
>>157419581autism is a super powerim a super hero nigga
>>157419581no just muslim
>>157419580biggest cards of the year this year
>>157419591you're black
>>157419586you got the autism that makes you scream
>>157419596no if I was black I'd be getting shot dead in a dispute over gas station snacks right now
GSP's chocolate treats
>>157419611nah you're not one of the cool blacks. you're a din thomas type.
>>157419606GSP 100% had both Williams', possibly at once.
>>157419442MMA is dead
>>157419606He cant keep getting away with it
>>157419630I normally don't subscribe to this defeatist philosophy but Garry vs Makachev felt very dead
>>157419630has been for years, we just like to shit post about days of yore
>>157419442Dakota Hairy Bush or Crispy Carli Judice? It's tawlf
>>157419646This. It was exciting for all of 2 seconds when Islam landed that headkick but then Ian was completely fine after
>>157419695yea it was fucking boring and uninspiring
>>157419646>welterweight title fight is boringwelcome to UFC
If ya'll mess with me...... Ya'll finna get zeemed.
>>157418783Matt Riddle
>>157419561>xhe answers to AGP poor poor little xadame armpiggy
Herb Din
>>157419606That grin
Gane
What would Islam be like at Middleweight
Screw that, imagine Islam at featherweight
>>157419830It'd be like Colby/DDP
>>157419830A chocolate treat
pisslam is the only fighter to get worse after moving up
Your posts: 155 Kevin Lee My posts: 170 Kevin Lee
>>157419886…
>>157419936third fight at 155 btw
Fuck the UFC Nothing but evilness
whatever happened to 'mma ain't litty'?
MW Hendricks. LHW Rockhold. HW Rampage. WW McGregor. Probably LW Ortega.
midge
>>157419985it's been almost a decade since Baywatch's flop caused Rock's melty that spawned the litty memes
>>157420020imagine knowing and retaining this information
>>157420029Kek
>>157420029Yeah that's pretty cool. Dudes who know things are awesome.
>>157419459I remember he used to not be a tub of lard in Brave. He was jacked and nimble. Someone caught his kick and he could cartwheel front flip his way out. A damn shame what obesity does to a mf
>>157420115USADA m8
>mma ain’t litty
Ian Garrys low key gay right
>>157420118this. once you get the call up to UFC you have to stop roiding quick because they test hard. So people lose gains rapidly and but are used to eating alot of calories to feed roids. So they end up fat
bro said low key
>>157419442Some of those FN fights are good actually
Bjj today
>>157419224bounced that head off the canvas like a basketball
>>157420225Talmbout the UFC bjj ppv?
>>157420238Yeah lolThree title rolls
>>157420225How many beings? Tackett is fun to watch
>>157420225>BBC today
>>157420225how homo do you have to be to know that
>>157419886Fighters usually tend to plateu and get worse as they move up in weight Conor for example just completely fell apart at lightweight. The exception tends to be fighters who move up when they're young because their bodies are developing and gaining more mass. You need good style matchups to make these moves work at the higher levels of the sport
>>157420029I had to look up the date but yeah I was there on /tv/ can't help what I 'memberyou were probably busy daddyposting here on /beem/
>>157420278They both look exactly the same
>>157420310I was going to say the same, pillowfisted faggots
>>157420310If you're autistic yeahLuckily I am a genius and can point out subtle facial expressions Khazmats smile in the 5th round is forced and scared Strickland demeanor in the 5th round is laser focused compared to his relaxed face in round 1
>>157420335They both look exactly the same
>>157420342Goat fucker lost, that's all I care about desu
What happened to the khamzat that ragdolled holland?
>>157420360Got AIDS.
>>157420164Lowkey?
aids is actually from gay sex which sean and lawrence strickland do together
>>157420414khamzat fucking lost! ahahahahahahahaahahahe fucking LOST!
>>157419561Calm down, sneed
>>157420360weakmind, simple as
>>157420225Danielle Kelly!!!
There are no shortcuts in life. Nothing is for free. Cheaters never prosper. Unless you're Ciryl Gane.
>>157420360turns out you have to move around as much as possible in the first round and not get subbed in the meantime to beat him.
>>1574202485 bongs and 30 bings
>>157420431Its blow my mind that the most feared and unstoppable MMA prospect in the past 5 years got defeated by a Grug tier fighter
>>157420457Obsessed
Usdaddy raped “Shota” Xean Pigland and Dirty Diaper Piggy.
Dricus won actually
>>157420468well you see this meme just isn't funny. and you know why it isn't funny? I'll tell you why. ciryl gane has never actually won an undisputed title. he's tried 3 different times and failed each time.
>>157420482Excellent statement, it's fair to ask where does Usman fit in the Goat list
I lost all respect for Dikcus de Fagsi in his last fight How the fuck does a old over the hill Usman give you a challenge
Won the raped piggy award.
>>157420506not too far in the rankings given that he was out out cold by this doo
like come on mate how can you even lose not once but twice to this guy
>>157420524People say there are no flukes in mma but look at the history of this guy, he has never heemed anyone ever since or before, look at the judge scorecard before this fluke, Usman was winning
Usman won 9/13 rounds vs Leon. Example of the better fighter losing due to circumstances
Flukes don't exist in MMA.
Prates got cucked to 8 fights btw
>>157420482He’s not your daddy, man. Don’t be gay.
Why couldn't he do it again? He snoozed a decision against a RAF crotchsniffer who was heemed by THE Buckley, i'll tell you why, it's because it was a one in a trillion fluke
>>157420553leon outclassed usmeng on their third fight as well thougbeit if anything usman was only capable of beating a baby leon whose only notable win at the time was a 8 second KO (yes, usman isnt the only fighter that got knocked out cold by peon) on that cro cop FN card in Poland
>>157420589He’s YOUR daddy! Bow down piglet.
>>157420593Buckdaddy raped and retired Colbaconbussy.
>>157420569Flukes exist more often than legitimate good wins in fact. So with that fact in mind there is a philosophical semantic argument you could make, a paradigm inversion of the norm if you will, that flukes are the norm and the legitimate good wins could be considered the “flukes”, but that’s as far as you could take it. Either way, flukes are a very real thing.
>>157420616You’re the one calling another man daddy, bro.
>>157420638Why does he always end up ass up with his head down
Kamaru Usman cumwalk
>And so my time with heem was drawing to a close. A community built on daddy-posting and creampieing the sport's controversial CEO, Dana White. I'd come to see the general as a thread clinging to a dying sport, one already in its final throes, soon to be swallowed whole by the heavy wrestling of Dagestan. As the culture quietly rots, its regulars are left shouting into the void, met only, occasionally, with the accusation of being Pakistani.
Black Usman (white one as well actually) is a cheating nigger
>>157420717I remember when calling someone Pakistani was just something you just say to make fun of someone. Then they go and make everyone’s country visible on X and every Brazza fan account you check is indeed pakis lmao. Such an underrated revelation. Truly meme magic.
>>157420749Why are they so drawn to brazzadom?
>>157420744Racists get heemed bitch
>>157420749lots, LOTS of muslim fanboys aren't even dagi, they live vicariously through the mountain brazzas. Ive literally seen them post about how they'll smash anyone because islam and khabib did, delusional to the next level
>>157420609>outclassed This might've been the dirtiest title fight ever
>>157420766Pakdaddies bust in our piggy bacon bussies here sadly
>>157420766White weeaboos who sõyface everything made in japan are the equivalent of pakis glazing caucaus fighters but even more pathetic
What I do to people who say the N word around me
This is all heem is and it's all heem will ever be
>>157420809only tough as a mob, shit like that doesn't fly in the US because they'll get checked by black and spic gangs
Let’s heem racism
>>157420842There's no racism on /heem/ to heem. We don't do that shit!
I traveled far and wide through many different times, what did you see there?I saw the saints with their toys, what did you see there?I saw all knowledge destroyedI traveled far and wide through many different timesI traveled far and wide to prisons of the cross, what did you see there?The power and glory of sin, what did you see there?The blood of Christ on their skinsI traveled far and wide through many different times
alright i am coming back! nanananana
>>157419315edgar should have stopped a lot sooner than he did, what little legacy this pizza gnome had is erased IMHO you can only beat grey maynard and claim to be great so many times
>>157420766All the muslims claim the brazzas hard. They all act like they are from same place lol. These countries don't got no other legit athletes so the brazzas are a hot commodity.The rich in middle east literally get in fights about who gets to claim brazzas. They have rich guys literally fighting over who sponsors them. Dubai got Khabib and Islam, plus anyone from their gym. But some other guys get claimed by other countries. Just recently some rich guys in Turkey claimed Dulatov and even gave him citizenship. Saudia Arabias been trying to get some brazzas to claim but Dubai gets all the good ones.They get treated like royalty over their. Dana said after Khabib beat Conor he got 30 million worth of gifts, houses, land, cars.
>>157420871
>>157420765there is no racism bappa. white Usman is as much of a cheating jigaboo as black one.
>bro k-1 is way better bro, i watch anime, i know what i am talking about
This is where Piggry lost the fight
Jusdaddy made clitia Squirt red from xer face, white from xer pigclitty and brown from xer bacon bussy.
Now I walk right through the door!And I walked right through the door!Hey, alright, if I get by!It's mine, mine, all mine!Hey!
>>157420950>red from xer face, white from xer pigclitty and brown from xer bacon bussy.
>>157420950Excellent and factual post.
>>157420913>brazzas are a hot commodityyeah that's true. plus it's the oils sheiks that have been pushing the other ones into the sport, for the worse desu. too many brazza-like fighters shitting up the regionals with boring fights
Mikebros... We are catching strays...
Anyone else getting gay friend vibes from clitia?
>>157421026I creampied that one bint with the sun shades
>>157421026one zesty white boy
fights this weekend dont look too bad, we might get a card filled with heems
>>157420988I'm not saying Chandler beats him but it could actually be a hard fight for Ilia. Chandler is very strong and very physical. He's easy to hit but I could see him just forcing exchanges and bombing Ilia over and over. That said Chandler's confidence is completely shot now so Ilia probably KOs him in 1 minuteb
>>157421026What's with the necktie?
>>157421026When will the botox'd kardashian look trend die down
>>157421026Georgina left him cause he only wanted anal.
>>157421049Mike looked like he forgot how MMA worked the last time he fought
/heem/ seems especially unbearable today
>>157421056Never. Women are conditioned to be extremely self conscious about their age and looks. A rich woman is going to do everything she can to stave off looking old, including plastic surgery
>>157418811fazza wanted him to fight gsplmfao
>>157421054Xhe is a sultry minx.
>>157420987Ever since Khabib, your seeing a lot of muslim wrestlers try to make it to UFC and yea like you said the oil sheikhs are sponsorsinh them. They usually sponsor them early on before anyone can claim them. I been wondering when the olympic level brazzas will show up. Thats when it gets interesting. The regionals just have mid tier brazzas so its shit but once the top level ones show up it will get funner
>>157421067It really needs to die down man, it turned to a point where they all look like clones of each other
>>157421098Get the big kahanu. Jersey mikes has excellent philly cheesestakes
Solampapi rapes GSpigclitty
this is why I date asians
>>157420988Topuria beats Chandler in 30 seconds. Maybe even quicker
RAPES.
One uppercut and you look like Axl Rose
Chandler heems Ilia's white brother actually
>>157421095>chudpiggies when they realise we’ve been getting the c-tier brazzas
>>157421099Wgaf, Holmes? As long as they’re hot.
>>157421095Yeah i wouldnt mind higher level brazzas if they're able to finish fights
>>157421140Nope, we have the best im the ufc right now. Tons of shitters in the regionals
>>157419606Based GSP the best to ever do it
>>157421026Cumslut is copying his style
Carlos Prates interview. You can turn on subtitles with gear icon and then switch to English.https://youtu.be/Z6VsFCDc0uk
>>157421276Those bandana neck scarfs are making comeback. Its the 60's again babyy
>>157421284Shan’t.
>>157421284nah I'm watching the Bedtime QnA video
>>157421294People forget Fred Jones and Ken Doll man…
westoids will never get the bandana neckties
*enters the thread*gentlemen
>>157421333What a woman... Let's relapse together
*enters penn state and exposes everyone*
>>157421056>>157421099The real reason is that it shapes their face to look better with camera lens technology, not to become more attractive. As long as we have camera phones, women keep posting their lives on instagram and men continue to forget what humans looks like, you will never see this trend die down.
>>157421363This. Digital filters and postprocessing have been a disaster for the human race.
>>157421363
>>157421363back in my day it was an overhead shot that let you know it was a fat or ugly girl on irc galleria
please don't pick hernandez guys. I know you retards don't understand MMA but surely you aren't *that* stupid. right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmf0tEziCngit's up
What if instead of Reinier De Ridder his name was Grains-Eater De Grits-Eater
Reinier Maria Rilke.
OOOOOOHHHhttps://youtu.be/BtnkKgK_YqM
Reinier de Diddler.
Reinier de Quitter.
what it do peetime poo
Reinier de Nigger.
raineri
>>157421363women are all ugly now guess we gotta be gay
Duskblood looks good, i suppose it's time to buy a switch 2
>>157420776true, it was a close but ultimately clear 48-46 for leon since he stuffed all of usman's takedowns and safely outboxed him on the feet
Hernandez is a mega bum regional fighter
I think youd be surprised
>>157421562A lot of people are saying this
>Masta Hokdaddy, there are too many unsuckled BBCs>what are we going to do
>>157421617Replace “Shart” for “Bo Nigger”.
You trying to tell me the pothead who got TKO'd by a pillowfisted sexual abuse victim will beat Robocop
>>157421629reference to this
Mirko Robocop
>>157421572ours are cheaper
>>157421639Oh yeah?
>>157421617>>157421638lmao
verhoeven is criminally underappreciated
Just ate shawarma for the first time ever. Shit’s wack.
>>157421629hey you can't say that
>>157421661It's no fajita from Tito's Cantina I tell you
Do androids dream of electric sheep, preface by BJ Penn
>>157421661i prefer the greek style but they seem to have political stability so only we get pitakebab up here and a shawarma is much better than that
dream of my android balls on your electronic forehead
Dream of chile con queso from Tito's Cantina over in Cape Coral, Florida
>>157421661I am afraid you ate a knockoff version of the real one
oh what ever next soon you'll tell me tuivasa has a fight booked hahaha just imagine
nigga im for real
>>157421701He's got a flight booked to chocolate island to eat his fill the fat fuck
Just ate tacos for the first time ever. Shit’s cash.
>>157421706back in my day australians were fit slim or ripped, kylie nick cave hugh jackman zyzz julius romper stomper, now look at themdisgusting
young kylie was so hotpropably in the top 10 all time listsimpler times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P62f3Co84_4We're all in here
>>157421745i'm not i'm thimbaut kyle minogue and how you can't spell her last name without minge isn't she fucken awesome
there's also no way she doesn't smell really good like warm passionfruit yoghurt by the sea
>>157421661Its like steak with a ton of olive oil on it. I like it but its not better than just regular carne asada
>>157421730>>157421741>>157421753>>157421761Another lonely night with the maggots?
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmlCuzn_mqI
>>157421766don't call yourself that and i only just got in like an hour ago i was out all day, again, how about you? added to the 750 thousand?
>>157421741you a kylie maria fan b?
>>157421753I fucked her
>>157421786it is one of the few things bonding straights and gays together>>157421789she's not like that
>>157421753>i'm thimbaut kyle
>>157421766>>157421784he cooked you there no lie
>>157421804who's the skirt
Karma police,arrest this menghis turkey hairline is making me feel ill
>>157421524
Love that finnish doo
>>157421794Somalidaddy steatorrhea is the only thing bonding your mommy’s skeleton together, sadly
fresh luges coming in
>>157421828Why don't you marry her
>>157421825Being roughly 50 years old, morbidly obese and living in squalor it only has a few years to live.
>>157421328me in the beanie
he getting better with his hands
still what's that they say about old dawlgs and news tricks
>>157421812Clozapig emerging from Somalidaddy stinkies submergence for its 17 hour posting session:
>unironically listening to mma youtubesmdh
bubble heads are retarded lol
>>157421860luke thomas is a cnn talking head these days>>157421862you "hate" to see it
>>157421869says a lot about cnn to be frank!
>>157421871>donkjust when you thawlt luge couldn't get any cooler he goes and pulls a fast one
California card means new cage weight stats. Sadly its a bum card
>>157421877you don't need to fret the ellisons own it and as soon as daner finds out luge will be fired it's only a matter of time
Din "sus PE teacher that makes inappropriate remarks towards your daughter" Thomas
y'all must forgot din thomas in his prime was DIFFERENT
i am detecting ridicule aimed in the direction of lucas "luke" thomas
The i-like-nothingCord is sending their worst doomers
>>157421893>when a woman propositions to have sex with you
>>157421911Well, that's because I don't like him.
>>157421914you beg friend like a hungry dog have some self respect
lightbulb shaped cranium
there's a beautiful irony in a thoughtless people having lightbulb shaped heads God truly is great
he couldn't finish a vegan
>>157421940not paying my rent or posting my bail hbu
>>157421941Garry stopped claiming vegan and now says he's plant-based.
>>157421957are you on the pipe again what are you talking about, bit rich of you to talmbout moms when you doxxed yours
Ian Garry knocked out the guy that knocked out Robocop
>two faggot retards fighting
sad to see sneed in this state heartbreaking even
fat-shame my friend again and see what the fuck happens
>>157421976robocop shall heem i'm never wrong
>>157421999Copying Spammy’s gimmick to try and reclaim some dignity is sad.
>>157421661Mexican street food is #1 Heems everything else
Let's not be hasty to forget that Jon Jones is a homosexual
>>157422026he is not
>>157422035Doo do be type a doo fuck a doo doe
>>157422035He’s zestier than Schaub who is like 60% gay
Jon Jones is a straight man trying to be gay because he was molested at a young age, which left him sexually confused. In his soul he is straight, I know this.
Jon has too many kids across too many women to be a queer
jon jones is not gay. he's bi. he also has a drinking problem. getting a bit zesty when you're drunk is a very common theme. that's why women are more apt to try anal sex when slightly intoxicated than when completely sober. ever heard the phrase "releasing your inhibitions?"
Since I am not Jon Jones (gay) I'd be happy to fuck Kayla Harrison (XX chromosomes)
it's wild that some gay dude like jon jones has children but a famous straight man like mma guru has never seen a vagina
>>157421914I agree
miss this lil nigga
for the record guru has had sex he's just never kissed
who do you think has the more enlarged clit, kayla or cyborg?
Wtf just astrally downloaded the data on Jon Jones and it's all dick sucking techniques??
It’s crazy how easily you can find Carlos Prates on twitter
jon did a seductive bellydancing performance for kadyrov before being zutted
>>157422109both at the same time please
>>157422113alright you've had your fun pal, learned anything you want to show?
Let's go for that!
Jon jones might just be the GOAT all things considered
>>157422132I eat msemen every day anyway
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zj3oBYqx7Ygentlemen, it has dropped
>>157422137We owe him a big favor man, he stopped a swede from becoming champion twice
>>157422134Gapedest Orifices of All Time
>>157422164Put down your prostate exam results
>>157422159>>157422164hmm
>>157422148>38 minutes
that's what I though
had like twenty cloves of garlic now my butt sounds like a trumpet
>>157422170Solid comeback can't even be mad
paddy the fatty
I removed my prostrate so I could heem better
>>157419442>magomed magomedov>magomed megamanov>magamed magomed megalomedov>mahgomud mahgomediv>magalomedovov megalomorgadovwhy are they like this?
>>157422210everyone's named after their father who is also their cousin
>noo you can't just be named magomed magomedov
>>157421999finlands my boy, fuck you talking meth head
Fun fact: Magomed Magomedov beat Petr Yan
>Can you please stop friend simulating and actually discuss combat sports you sad fuck?
>>157422210imagine if everyone in america during the 1700s would have only married people from their own town. you'd have had lots of john johnsons too.
Reiner de nigger
the push of dagi and chechen dogshit wrestlers has caused irreparable damage to mma
i could finna heem i could
A won for Robocop is a loss for potheads
>>157422330looks like it finna be 420 saturday night
>>157422261only because based Yan kept headbutting
>>157422341Unboying Robocop if he fumbles this, stakes are as high as they get
>>157422374high as my ass is more like it haha blaaaaze it!
>>157422386Weedmam
>>157422386
(you) me correct nigga
>>157419442I have to attend a family event this weekend to “reconnect” with my stepsister. Never thought I’d want to watch PFL so much more than do literally anything else
>>157422320it’s kinda crazy how dagis figured out mma wrestling. other high level wrestlers cant do what dagis do
>>157422450just heem her and watch fights you pussy
>>157422477Can’t. I come from a huge blended family and getting hella pressure to attend. The stepsister has 5 kids from 3 men, welfare queen, total fuckin train wreck. I’m confident she will ask everyone for financial support.
>>157422462can't as in aren't allowed to. if a fighter that isn't from team khabib does what islam did to garry they'd get separated and the fight resets.
>hernandez vs rodrigues>parnasse(???) vs hooker>silva vs delgado(???)grimWomen's Heavyweight when?
>>157422542fat thighs = stinky pussy
>>157422489>The stepsister has 5 kids from 3 menShouldn't she be loaded with money from child support and alimonies
>>157422530Islam did enough to not get stood up
>>157422560Idk man I’ve barely had contact with her for 10+ years. My sister told me two of the step sisters baby daddies are deadbeats, one is a part time bartender and one legit might be a drug dealer who has no assets on paper to claim in court. The third dad is a decent guy who got her pregnant accidentally and he does help with the kid.
>>157422563by faggy ufc rules
>>157422563Nah, hes right. If anyone pulled the shit islam did in the first round they would have been separated. It doesnt help that joe cries about it, but fuck him the fights are supposed to be fun.
>>157422612Just rewatched the grappling parts of round 1. Islam worked almost the entire time. He was always fishing for a hook, throwing grounded knees, or pulling Ian off the cage. The longest stretch of inactivity was about 8 seconds. In no fucking world do you separate them
>>157422647>fishing for a hook>pulling Ian off the cageshit like this that does no damage shouldn't count as activity. even knees to the tight are iffy since they have never mattered in a fight ever, it's literally just cosmetic scoring.
>>157422274>5 years later and you're all still being meani don't see why xhe should be bulled like this
>>157422796best part is they don't even know if he's really still here
>>157422810my last interaction was 4 years ago, and they were NOT projected to make it to New Year
>>157422859You read something on 4chan and took it seriously?
Blast Cum
>>157422888I take drug addiction very seriously, and my patient at the time was NOT making it to the shower before hopping on the call with their kxtten
>>157422647Thats the fundamental issue with the brazzas, they'll do "just enough" to keep the position, but they're stalling. Abusing the ruleset to eek out a decision. They also abuse the down opponent rule. Shit like this needs to get punished
>>157422971>abusing the rulesetWhy can’t non brazzas get up? Skill issue.
>>157422971the "just enough" is bullshit. Jits guys are the KING of just enough-ism. What pisses everyone off is how this extends outside of fighting, they cherry pick, fight once a year, juice, and talk unbelievable shit whilst claiming "respect".In reality, their actual fighting is incredibly dominant by keeping the top position the entire time, and their ability to almost always find angles to get a takedown without getting decapitated.
>>157422647buddy for a high profile fight counting knees to the thigh as activity is iffy at best not to talk about vague movements that have essentially no chance of advancing.>Oooh knee to thigh>Ooooooh yet another knee to the thigh>that's already two knees to the thigh in 10 seconds already
>>157422983Yeah, that definitely adds to the issue>>157422999Checked, yeah its lame. I miss the old just bleed days
>>157422999>t. MMAguru Brazzas have solved MMA. Simple as. They seek only favorable matchups, they don’t take damage, they fight rarely because the cost of living is almost zero in their shithole wartorn regions. They’re smarter than everyone else and that’s why they win 85% of UFC fights.
>>157423015Refs are less likely to get involved in title fights. They’re not going to stand guys up in low volume grappling exchanges. They’re going to let dudes take more damage than a 3-round fight.
>>157423067Brazzas arent real ones, simple as
Me? Id take on the hardest matchups, fight multiple times a year.JUST BLEEED
Notice how nobody is posting Ian Garry highlights, i wonder why
>>157418783Fuck Dana
Cormier is a better fighter than jonathan "zesty pillowfisted bitch" jones
I wish a dagi would try to hug me!
There should be a fight card every night of the week for unranked fighters, then saved the low end of the rankings for fight nights, and high end for numbered events. I dont want to wait a week to watch the only thing I care to watch.
ufc bjj new pit looks good but they should throw palm strikes
Time to rewatch Gus vs the greatest mixed martial artist of all time Jon Bones Jones
>>157423347sunday and monday off tuesday dwcs wednesday - friday unranked cards saterdays - ppv
Din Thomas lolMichael Cheesehazeuh lol
>>157423067>mma guru not caring about boring fighting
>>157423352combat jitsu rules would be cool
>>157419606Do you think...?
meet me at the mohegan sun and get your ass whooped
heem tappy
>>157423469i got jiri, i think he learns from his last fight, unless his chin is complete dust
>>157423508Costa is fighting for a new contract. Jiri is getting taken to deep Brazilian waters
>>157423508I think his chin is complete dust, his chin up brawling style can only last so long ask chuck liddell
however costa has practically no power in his punches and is a looksmaxxing faget brazilian so who knows, if it was a noted striker I'd worry more for jiri I say 50/50
if Costa got dropped by Jizzy then Jiri can put him in fencing posture
>>157423469Could be a beast of a fight
>>157423578def better than pisslam vs gayry
>>157423522costa looks good at lhw, i wouldnt be surprised>>157423531sad but true, prime liddell was a monster
>>157423508>jiri >learn kek he fights like a retard
Dude wtf, Paddy is bigger than Sean Brady a welterweight.
BJJ is the gayest sport on earth. Fuck this is boring. I’d rather watch baseball
>>157423469Jiri stopped evolving, its over for him. Paulos been looking revived at light heavyweight. Those leg kicks Paulo smashes are painful
>>157423714he's a fucking WARRIOR man
>>157423522Costa doesn’t care about his UFC contract. He hates Dana. He’d probably make more in PFL or BKFC
>>157423469>Jiri fighting for the belt after getting zeemed by a one legged dude>Paulo fighting for the belt after one singular win in the division>interim belt as the main event of a ppvgrim stuff. fight should be fun though
>>157423771205 used to be the best division. How far we have fallen
>>157423771dana and co dont want to admit it, but the sport is in shambles man. At least it should be a good fight, i swear if it ends because of an eye poke or fluke injury i'll stop watching this shit
>>157423771They are probably contracted to have a title fight in salt lake, the mormons require a belt or their CIA connections will heem dana
>>157423721paddys lard ass genes give him an advantage over skinny fats like brady
why is Pat Barry such a motherfucking weirdo? I wish gathje went more into detail on that
>>157423803it's funny because during the last joe interview justin was complaining about pat being weird as fuck in the locker room during one of the rose fights. I wish we could just get stories of unhinged pat
>the dishes... colby..NOW on the double
>>157423803Pats a friend and mentor. What are you?
>>157423803He was mentally unstable to start then got a heavy dose of CTE
Billion dollar company
>>157423780
>>157423864a violent midwit you want me to see red motherfucker?
>>157423921I am too. Toe the line
>>157423883>used to be as in circa 2012
sheem tappy
you now remember when a ghost swept shamrock's legs causing him to lose to rich franklin
>>157424093its a poltergeist that haunts the cage, last time we saw it in action was conor's last fight
You know remember when ian garry won the noble prize
Jiri can get as many title shots as he damn well pleases
Imagine if gane learned to readHe would be unstoppable
Robocop fight week
Make the anti-pothead thread
NEW >>157424245
>>157424119POLTER GUYST HAS BEEN PUTTING IN SERIOUS WORK, DELIVERING INCREDIBLE KNOCKOUTS, AND SEEMS POISED FOR A METEORIC RISE, HEREIN THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP
Am I still range b&?