Hobocop fight week edition Heemvious >>157418783
what would happen if you cut that vein
>>157424245
>>157424272It would be very painful…
*enters yet another dismal thread with a smile*
>>157424245How TF did they not stop that fight lol Insane the doctor let him continue with that cut
Ilia Topuria and Reiner De Ridder have one thing in common...
>>157424313which fight was that?
With all due respect, I genuinely think I could use the power of words and logic to stop most of you from heeming me, thereby securing a mental TKO victory (while you've lost the story without even realizing it).
Yan didn't fight this year, nobody seems to give a shit
>>157424313Then he came back and smashed Njokuani so clearly the right call dipshit broke little Reddit bitch!
>>157424302*smokes weed in thread*
>>157424350I think that's Robocop & Chidi. Crazy cut to not call a propah doctah stoppage
>>157424358He fought in December and he’s fighting in a few weeks. He had back surgery
I'M A FUCKIN' SAVAGE MAN I TRAIN LIKE AN ANIMAL I'LL SMASH ANYONE NO ONE IS ON MY LEVEL>lands baby leg kick and flees
>>157424364*laces your pot with fent*
>>157424358Yeah he had REAL surgery, for REAL injuries, unlike some “champions” who get more time off for fake injuries.
>>157424364this doo needs to quit after mike perry made him look like a fucking jabroni
Jiri...
Finna name my son Roginho, after Joe Rogan. Will I regret this?
>>157424391He was never good
>>157424402He's gonna kill Costa. Paulo has nowhere near enough power in his hands to keep Jiri off of him
I remember when Pavlovich used to the Boogeyman, sort of the Usman of heavyweight until Tom unfanged him
>>157424381*tanks that shit*dont give me that fucking cheap moroccan shit, i want the shit that killed prince cocksuckergo fuck your mother
>>157424417he was decent, I won't deny that but fuck did he even train? Beaten pillar to post by the definition of 2006 bro tuf power
>>157424411he's going to be, how can I put this...sweet
>>157424419Jiri is chinny. He gets stunned or hurt in every fight.
>>157424445mfw I read any upcoming UFC card
>>157424459K well rds actually did this in real life
>>157424468every weakness can be a strength. you have to get burnt first before you ride the dragon, man
Rda rather, but that's a understandable mixup so it's fine
Lots of cynicism and anger on /heem/ lately. Let’s change it up bros What’s your favorite UFC round ever?
>>157424507Round 1 of Jiri vs Ulberg
>>157424445ok... I'm tired of seeing this mf. at least give a qrd on who it is if you're gonna keep spamming it.
>>157424468He's gotten rocked by big hitters like Reyes, Pereira, Ulberg. All guys known for KOs. Even Glover used to have legit boxing. Paulo has shown no ability to hurt even elite MWs. I don't expect him to hurt Jiri. His kicks can do a lot of work but Jiri will never let him set up a real body or headkick, and Paulo has cardio issues. This is gonna be heemkino.
What if they did full contact sports entertainment mma? Like they are taking all that damage anyway, why not just choreograph the fight and predetermine the winner in a way thats fun to watch?
>>157424507>popular answer jiri vs rountree 3>real ones know answer schnell vs sumuderji 2
>>157424523
>>157424533I’m telling you he will hurt Jiri with the hands. Prob won’t finish him with punches but he will 100% hurt jiri when he goes for some stupid jump knee or something
>>157424564Pauli isnt as good as Khalil
>>157424523Don’t ask anon. It’s definitely some homosexual bullshit like 75% of posts here
>>157424507uuh not round but fight, tj vs garbrandt 1
>>157424564We'll see soon enough
>>157424577Khalil is the most overrated fighter in the last decade. He’s so fuckin mid. People think he’s good cuz Pereira played with his food
>>157424598Pereira got rocked lol, Khalil is super explosive but wears down pretty quick
not as gay as when piggy poo poo pee pee man was posting here
How mfs are acting like Costa is gonna do Jiri
>>157424612i think costa struggles with jiri's reach and gets caught blitzing in
>>157424507Chandler vs Garth round 1 I was on a date walking between the restaurant and whatever faggy cocktail bar we were going to next. We walked past a sports bar showing fights as walkouts happened. I told her it would be a short fight and asked if she minded if we watched. She’s annoyed but says sure. I was going full /heem/ autist as the bar did the same, place was going crazy. She was fully turned off kek. She left between rounds 2 and 3. Cunt.
I'm picking Jiri, I'm not a fan of culo blasting brazilians that frost their hair and cry all the time
> you now remember
>>157424507Jones Gane
>>157424507whichever was the crazy round in gus vs bones. round 4 maybe
>>157424612>cut and heemed 5 seconds into the first absolute bum
LSAT prep is taking me into deep waters
>>157424643don’t date a chick who enjoys heems trust me anon they are not girlfriend material
>>157424507Brown vs Arlovski was first UFC event I watched. I was 12 or 13 and got hooked.
oh man I just farted big time smells like islam vs garry
>>157424792damn you are young, makes me feel ancient
Rahiki vs McMillen…who wins
It's very simple. Jiri isn't a southpaw, so Costa will lose. Paulo Costa loses any time he fights a southpaw.
>>157424808
>>157424808Jiri fights switching stances actually. so Paulo is guaranteed to win at least half of the fight.
Remember when Topuria lost to 37yo Garth lol
I didn't watch the card last weekend
>only loses to southpawsAll the guys Costa lost to are either actually good or iron chinned like Vettoei. should just practice a hook and sleep Jiri. His only dominating losses were Israel and Sean. The Rob fight was actually kind of close. Costa should just nutshot Jiri like he did Uriah Hall and finish him. Jodi isn’t a good fighter so Paulo has a chance at beating him
Some fighters can sit down for a year and not fight and we will look the other way, call it the /heem/ privilege vip salon
>>157424670pretty sure jiri had a 10 minute fight he won by stoppage on the same night i am not sure if king mo got knocked out by cro cawl on that very same grand prix or was ir the next one?
>>157424547Just watched the Schnell round That was fucking crazy
>>157424792Based round https://youtu.be/sUsC41OYass
>>157424808so because Costa is so very gay and brazilian, he will lose
Wait wtf dana really making my two boys fight fuck u
>>157424965based indeed, Arlovski sent this fuck to eat Ronda's dumpy ass and raise goats
>>157424808Costa hates himself, he constantly makes fun of brasiww and that's why he will win
>>157424987
Costa beat sean r actually
>daddy>bussy>clitty>piggy>oink>xerI'm new here. Why is there always some guy saying these things
sean and lawrence sitting in a tree k i s s i n g
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH HE FARTED AGAINHUGE BRAPS JOE
SNEEDYFEEDYFEEDY SNEEDY
I’d heem you with jiu jutsu
>>157424507I’m very fond of Luke vs Costa r3 because I was watching with my ex gf while she dried her hair before going to sleep and she almost threw up when Luke smeared his blood all across Costa’s face. The golden days.
wint rd1 tkojudice rd1 subjones dec riddler sub petrino dec hernandez rd1 tko
I missed out on the Namo Fazil drama. Was that just the guy who had the confrontation with khamzat at some weighin months ago? Why are people saying they loved hatewatching him getting ko'd?
>>157425270https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eXMBkqNCqOk
People forget man https://youtu.be/900v6ThaXws
anyone remember the name of nate diaz wigger friend that eventually made it to the ufc? he was tatted up cuck and got in a beef with khabib or something. a scrub. i just want to look his record up.
omg he heckin' said the name wrong again on purpose omfg this is epic this is epic bazinga wawaweewa bad streets of west oregon am i right guys woiwwwwwwwwww
>>157425294al iaquinta
>>157425300>implying i dont know about The Realtorhe had beef with khabib, and settled it by beating him in the octagon fair & square. pretty close tho. this wigger had his head shaved.
>>157425316and yes i was the one and only viewer of the khabib/dc ufc metaverse episode.
Why has no one in the PooFC utilised stealth mechanics?
Why did Xadame and Clozapig break up? They were such a wholesome trans lesbian interspecies couple...
rizin>bkfc>>>>>>>>>>poofc
>>157424438joey is the cautionary tale of what happens if you dont try at all to look after yourself. guys entire lower jaw basically rotted out and he couldnt afford to get all of it fixed LOL
early TUF was great, the drunken shenanigans, rat fink mode Dana and boost mobile phones as a gift
Sparring day tomorrowWhat technique should I use to heem all my sparring partners so I can practice unleashing my full power?
1. prime mcgregor2. prime khabib3. prime charles4. prime islam
>>157425348rizin is cantina's approved programming
>prime mcbussy
i would post prime islam but... i'm not sure when he was supposed to be good ahah.
What's stopping fighters from fighting 50 cans before entering the UFC? Then all they have to do is win a couple fights against famous fighters and attain undefeated goat status
>>157424507Round 2 of Hooker vs Poirier.I I were allowed to say an mma round outside the UFC it'd be the first round of Joachim Hansen vs Luiz Azaredo (PRIDE Bushido 10).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odmdUB0lp3gMost underrated fight of all time.
Had two legit win rest had an excuse
>>157425641Chael win was legit. That's the American Gangster. But yeah overall most overrated fighter of all time. Every fight had some eye poke cheating too.
>>157425329You can conceal your presence by depriving your adversaries of their sight. Gane has mastered this craft, and so has Garth, to a lesser degree.
One more runhttps://youtube.com/shorts/XXrrma8tPsc
>>157425629Not that good
Back of the head hits aren’t allowed because they do 2x damage
Prime Islam is like Prime Jones all he has to do is keep winning and nobody will ever catch your record. Thats why Jones is the GOAT
>>157425641 Machida and Rashad were great opp at the time
>>157424507first round of Stipe vs Ngannou 1 had me more tense than ever
Ngannou would fuck up that fake american nigger Jones. Real african voodoo power.
>>157424507Gane vs Tuivasa R3
>>157425793Ngannou planning his next vehicular homicide
>>157425795Kek
?
*enters the thread*gentlemen
>>157425846Omgurrr what a HECKIN badass
*enters the closet*
>>157425846sean is a double agent making the ones who don't follow look stupid
Dominick "G.O.A.T. Slayer" Reyes
>>157425846this is why i follow them
>>157425795lmao
>>157425772no, he would not, poohdoo isn't real and Jon is not an n bomb
OH NONONONONO ISLAMS WIFE JUST GOT LEAKED IT IS NOT LOOKING GOOD BROS
>>157425793
>>157425885cringe
>>157425880Shut up BITCH *heems you*
alright im gong to bedgood nite
>>157425884Am I supposed to make fun of him for having a cute wife?
>>157425899*bites your feint**farts us both awake*big mistake, kid>>157425916you are an islamcel stop pretending
>>157425916>cute
>>157425920pipe down white boi
>>157425909danielle does not want this smoke and lezzers get violently jealous
>>157425890>zoomer
>>157425929you have me mistook for someone else i exclusively zoot
>>157425937I'm confident your first Jones fight was Stipe
>>157425950I’m confident you started watching mma after ufc 300
>>157425916>cutehe says whilst choking down vomitalso if she's dagestani why does she have tattoos and why is she not wearing hijabHARAM HARAM HARAM BEHEAD THE WHORE
Hot take: Jones was never good and neither was GSP their opposition was exceptionally weak and Islam is clearly far better than both
>>157425974good bait. rattle the cage m8
>157425974(Ewe)
>>157425928you're gay>>157425945you're white and a boy, correct?>>157425972you're clearly retardedI rest my case
thought it was a joke that they were giving another title fight to Jiri after such an embarrassing loss but then I realized the other option, the true correct option, was Ankalaev
Hot take: Rome was never good and neither was the HRE their opposition was exceptionally weak and Islam is clearly far better than boththis is what you sound like and you'd propably agree with the post too
>>157425990Mongol empire was clearly better.
>>157425982locked in a room together you would be washing my dishes, control your tone
>>157425950i dont think anyone became a fan of jon after watching him have a slow, boring fight against a geriartric fire fighter if anything hes probably a lot less popular with new fans, given the state of his career post 2015
Justin Gaethje is so retarded his ex was using him to gain popularity like those girls that marry retarded cripples guy is full on down’s syndrome respect
>locked in a room together you would be washing my dishes, control your tone
>>157426001mongolia in many ways is the Jon Jones of expansive empires
Dana with his connections to Thiel, Trump, Musk, Zuck to name a few billionaires sure he can find a billionaire to fund UFC Colosseum. Their asking is price is $150m
>>157425909She'd take her last name in an instant
>>157425974Jon was good his legacy is just tainted due to constant cheating and ducking the toughest opponents. Definitely not GOAT tier.
pisslam winning is no good for jon's legacy btw, idk why joncucks were rooting for him the other day
>>157426015The PooFC has no stars to headline such and event
>>157426015colosseo has a seating capacity of about 100 at most
>You vs the lesbian community!? Water we dune hair b?
What's the UFC equivalent of what Nazi germany did to Europe? In this analogy Europe would be a division/weight class
The Apex is the star of the show. No other place in Vegas can put on the shows they do, everyone wants to use the space.
>>157426023the 'cord is being misrepresented by the brazza wonkers we are anti islam and his fake record
>>157426030have you tried asking your robot boyfriend
Show yo wife nigga. Show yo kids nigga.
>>157426030the ufc are the communist jews destroying germany aka mma and scott coker is hitler, and coker, just like hitler is a controlled asset.
>>157426028how about a metal structure built around it, kind of like bleachers but ufc
>>157426030justin gaethje is the nation state of finland ilja topuria is stalin
>>157426049don't talk that way about claude white boi>>157426060you're clearly mentall ill
>>157426077enough about french mma though
>>157426077*one**two*irene? in the bin
How to fix the UFC: Cut all brazzasCut all wrestlers in generalCut Michael Chandler Buy Glory and take all their fighters that want to do MMA
talmbout claude speed?
be great to keep chandler but have him replace cormier on the weigh in show also retired joe from the desk and have him do fear factor challenges for mike who will not get what's going on that would be really good nostalgia kino book it you bald irish bastard
>alright mike for this next challenge you need to swallow as much skinned elephant penis as you can in two minutes>been training all week for this joe
>>157426110>Cut all wrestlers in generalnot my gamrot! :'(
>>157426110It isnt a wrestler problem it is a mindset problem. Cut all athletes and bring in the prison dogs
Iq test all fighters and matchup high iq vs low iq
Then test their fight iq and cross reference that with their iq and make more fights. End of it all you should have the top retard as champ
live sex shows between rounds wouldn't be awful either nothing with penis though keep it civil
>>157426172Talmbout lesbians holding hands
something like in caligula would be better have the losing fighter aiofes perform hla for the boys in the rafters throughout the card
>>157426180perhaps stealing glances sharing hidden desires in fleeting flashes of the eye you know that stuff
>>157426187Hell yeah brother and then filing taxes together (so fucking hot)
Beating every Saw trap ft Michael Chandler
>>157424507Jizzy vs Gastelum final round.
>>157426192for me (she/her) and my SO (she/her) it's repotting the plants and biannual spring cleaning because we're wild like that
the ufc needs to strip the HW champ in January and hold a tournament next yearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K5s77yKL5A
I'm about 95% sure they replaced Cyborg with a clone
People need to realise the reason brazzas are so successful and dedicated is because they don’t allow women in the gym and it’s that simple
See you at the top!>*cuts off own penis*
BJ Pennis
>>157426250why are you so autistic
The PooFC’s biggest star is a fat scouser.
>>157426288blow job pennis
wait a second islam isn't a scouser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq4zcUKhGWAwhite boi war
>>157426344Islam’s never got a Paddy level pop
>>157426352Alvarez doesnt register as white to me
>>157425846Can't believe Strickland really made it out of the matrix
>>157426354>le walkout song gimmick
Robocop might be tall and powerful but Fluffy has uhm... he... well... Yeah. Last guy you want to mess with
>>157426360get he's mexican american, but i aint never seen a mexican called edward
>>157426371He got a bigger pop than Islam ever got for eating a Philly cheesesteak>>157426388Eduardo?
>>157426398uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...his legal name IS edward
>>157426405Same thing
>>157426398yeah because they played his retarded fucking song in the arena.
FACT: Islam Macklechev would NOT have submitted BSD as fast as Pimblett did
>>157426413
I'm hanging out with BSD he says he's moving up to welterweight
>>157426428
FACT: the Paddy vs Garth fight doesn’t count because of egregious eye pokes that led to knockdowns and went unpunished by the ref
>>157426436the USO's have an abyssal hunger for CTE
>>157426428Have you told him to take a shower or are you enabling his rancid bum behavior?
>>157426436Ok?>>157426455We take showers every day in France, BSD is just special in that he's soooooo good at fighting nature tries to poison him as a way to balance the odds on fight night
paddy eyepoked too
>>157426473>we take shower's every day in france
nah but imma prawlm doe
chills
>zestily pushes the fat blonde nigger
Ilia Topuria is vincible
>>157426473you just dont get it do you
>>157426500Poster Boy tuning up for a run at Jake Paul or Romero
>>157426500STACKED
Ass clapin he's tappin.
>>157426554Wait that's the WWE guy. Think he got fired for some pedo stuff.
still tony
>>157426500
Drink up piggy, it dulls the pain
Ass clapping, jolie's plapping
ufc but in rome
>>157426642Islam starches Gathe. Mike Perry comes back to win the BMF belt
>>157426653Romero returns to save LHW before retiring.
Kaik Brito vs Buckley is the next matchup i want to seetwo monkeys swanging and banging
>Yo are you Tom Aspinall? Are your eyes better? Are you stepping back in the cage soon?>Oi Mate me son is a helmet, they chopped me balls off and I'm struggling with mental health >Alright? Nvm and thanks I guess
>>157426614dulls the pain until it all comes flooding back and you beat the piss out of your entire family
>>157426614i have a similar problem when it comes to jerking off
No better way to recover from a vasectomy. Cheers Tom!
He'll be champion by the end of 2027.
>>157426808Honestly? No.
>>157426808for PFL
>>157426767wow that looks pretty good enjoy champ!
>>157426767>fought once in 3 years
>>157425534>t. “sparring day”
>>157426808Tom Nolan fraudchecks him
Gane status?
Do UFC champs get paid when they're not fighting or something? Why does champ status positively correlate with inactivity?
the roads up the mountain are perilous meaning when the lord comes to collect he is always in a foul mood
just had an ideacut all the boring fighters. then every fight will be good.
>>157427073Merab defended his belt 4 times last year, you won't believe how many times Yan defended it this year
>>157427100merab is an ugly juiced up goblin and gayer than yan who is also a more respected fighter
>>157427108>more respected fighterMerab is the consensus bantamweight GOAT
>>157427223maybe on the planet retardcord
its uphttps://x.com/BrendanSchaub/status/2090524586404139388
Jiri will outlast a mid MW and people will pretend that Musashi is back
>>157427264>akshually a very good take Some days are just weird
>>157427242You know what's cool about JDM? no retarded wigger tatts and for that he deserves respect
It's been twenty seven years since Aspinall last fought in the UFC. Feel old yet?
The incredible Hok wants to say that the incredible Hok has the tiniest clitty in the entire UFC
It would be real funny if Finland produces a champ before sweetden, the underdog rises above the past oppressor
Movdaddy won.
*hanging from a ledge*help me, ciryl gane !!
>>157427508This kid is 14?
that was a goods joke belal told, people were just afraid to laugh
>>157427508How do Muslims do their aoifes without touching them?
>>157427069Humble
You probably shouldn't become a pedo but if you were to become one you should be one of those cool on the downlow ones like Movsar. Not one of those creepy obnoxious ones
Epstein had serious drip, you can't deny it
>>157427538Wrong tab, clozapedo
>>157426767Here’s the truth. He has 2 more fights on his contract. Tom will lose to Gane. Tom will then fight Josh Hokit, Alex Pereira, Walker or Gable Steveson for his last fight. He will lose. Eddie Hearn formed a partnership with MVP a few weeks before the PFL merger and Tom will sign to MVPFL (after waiting another year before he can fight for them). Eddie Hearn will attempt to build a new image for Tom during this downtime. They will attempt to brand him as the Ngannou 2.0 story and blame his last losses on his sorrow from being with a mean old company that didn’t respect him and if he would have gotten his gorillion dollar peydeys, he would have had the will to win so the losses don’t really count. They will finally wheel out a 50yr old Francis and have him fight Tom for his retirement fight. The story of this fight will be sold as a “freed slaves” gimmick with all the promos being about how this marks the new era of fighters standing up to Dana and getting their peydeys. Tom is of course expected to heem francis for a passing of the torch moment, as they could then say tom is the “Lineal ufc champ” going forward… but in a shocking turn of events, Magumbo will plod forward and flatline heem tom to smithereens, leaving MVPs heavyweight division in complete shambles as tom retires in disgrace.
Will we ever have a fight of this magnitude again?
Jan Blachowicz is doing motion capture for some vampire game. Very cool Jan!
>>157427680Oh my bad.
>>157427508Movsar is one of those few guys who had to lap the entire division to get a title shot, if he becomes champion, his title defenses might mostly be rematches with guys he beat
>>157427761Sounds kino
>>157427242literally the only thing this guy did was rob us of ilia vs islam by beating belal and giving islam the all clear to move up
>>157427745All the Witcher 1-3 devs left the company to create the vampire game and Jan is playing a boss character. And Jan’s a witcher fag so he’s probably pretty happy
>>157427736except ilia beats both
>>157427848If we’re being honest with ourselves Topuria had an off-night against Gaethje. The rematch would be very different.
>>157427736Randy fought Brock
me son just threw up all over the breakfast table me day is runed
GAZIEV FIGHTWEEK
congrats to OP for being such a retard he got his own thread picture deleted
Kennedy Necjchukuwuwu
>>157427905>hey dad>just threw up on the breakfast table>back in my attic room I go >ttyl
me son...
>>157427934You need a tissue bappa?
>white version of ilia>is pillowfisted>doesn't fight despite being 30 years oldIs he content with living in the shadow of his brown brother?
worst finnish rate in ufc
>Yo Champ Family sized pepperoni as usual?>Oi Mate I'm still recovering from me colonoscopy >So is that a yes?
is ONE still doing the gay thing we can't watch
>>157427986dalby is muslim?
>>157427508Kek the guy who shared the pic on twitter got accused of being a creepy indian and he was like "i'm from nepal"https://x.com/ramayan_69/status/2090649687930126781
>>157428001Inner circle? Yeah lolIm hoping they go back to showing the whole event
>>157428005who's the skirt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhTgDSkoIF8It's up!
>>157427948yes I feely so emoshins right now I trainy so hahd
>>157428019talmbout my penis in your butt b no homobeit
>>157427990People say he fights when ilia isn't fighting so he might have a fight coming up soon
>>157427986I see a pattern
listening old brian eno having a cry to clean out the tubes
>>157428095Eno's the man
>>157428154Meant for >>157428127
I listen to I Got A Name every morning on my commute. Just push the pedal down and let the tears flow see you soon, Pop.
jim croce miller
The whole world is wondering; What's next for Cory Sandhagen?
Good Till Hunting
Yair isn't ducking, he is just lazy
Dim Thomas
Roman Dolidze's career has been going downhill since the birth of his and Cheyanne's second son
>>157428367what an evil bitch
>>157428361Khabib doesn't make enough money to be accused of rape.
>>157428241Goodpost
>>157428361who did he rape? i thought he was married off to a towel cousin early
>>157428367>Riddle me this: a backstabber he is, names his spawn after a pagan tease, balding crown frauded to please, who am I?
I've never wanted Roman Dolidze to win before just now.
Eddie "Van Halen" Alvarez
Marvin "Gaye" Vettori
Anthony The Smiths
Anthony ''the pothead'' Hernandez
Randy "Newman" CortureBeat up little ColemanOn a canvas stage
>>157428391
Achilles heel, talmbout a soft potbelly
>>157428402No you still don't
>>157426808Ofc he will be a champ. Guy has everything
>>157428361UFC was so much better when we never saw nor heard about these inbred mountain shitstains. Once they became a thing you knew UFC was in donesville
>>157428421I remember picking Coleman to win even tho the odds were against him cause I'm hammerhouse 4 lyfe
>>157428361>open video>the most retarded subhuman australian accent rapes my ears>immediately dislike and close tab
Dan Hooker's pocket bussy
Gamers claim if you don't have Warcraft 3 in your goat vidya list then it's a poser list, same thing could be said about MMA if you don't have Khabib in your greatest of all time list then it's a poser list
>>157428506Both are loved by Indians
ONE is LIVE
Here comes my chinese rug!
Robocop is too skilled to lose to cardio shithousery and my prostate exam went smoother than expected
robocop is a bit chinny
is ONE on i have a few hours before a date
>>157428583yeah its on
*rock music plays**baht sanko speaks*>>157428588based
>>157428583What's his name?
>>157428583Whats his name?
>>157428367>Ares consistently lost to wmma Athena>Got humbled by the ian garry of greeks that is kratos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhTgDSkoIF8ratlipxisters...
>>157428637I see Movdaddy but where’s Clitia Topiglet??
Some say Gaethje invented Swahili
>>157428662Abduwali Abdiqadir al Hasan. >>157428583A djiboudaddy dingleberry diarrhea date I fear
Yeah Morales should be next, stakes are much higher with him, he has an 0 so he has something to lose if he loses
you fear a shower and a dentist you smelly scruff
HEEEEEEEEEM
BAAAAAAAHT
HEEM STOPPY
samurai bros...
now this is kino
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEM
HEEEM STOPPY
>>157428772banger of a fightbased nippon putting that freak away
ONE
Piggies when it's time to live vicariously through a japanese thing
>>157428784O - Every N - Friday E - Morning
>a desert nigger that cans sardines has internet access
time to take a break
>order usa pizza >it is a disasteri miss rome bros maybe i go back for winter again
bahtsanko is so hot when she nerds out on muay thai and gets that vocal fry
doos really be like 'I enjoy listening to women'
there's little sweeter a sound than skirt enjoying itself, "kid"
wtf kino alert
forza italiabeit
>>157428876you dropped this, bappa
the ufc is the only professional mma in the world
reminds me of mcdonalds car park at 5 am
Today's a good fucking day
god bless italy and italy wmma
he never thought beastslam would overshadow him so greatly and now he’s coping about his mickey mouse record and fraudulent retirement
>>157428959it's all easy to understand when you factor in kvatso never wanting to fight but instead play ball wiz foot, he's probably done whatever the sharia version of therapy is in the last five years and ready to move on, just feel bad for khabibs towel she must be hornier than a ripe rose bush iykwim
exquisitely opposite aesthetics
Khadaddy’s legendary resume continues to age like fine wine.
>>157429051Justin legitimately sucks ass when he's fighting someone managed by Ali.
SURORISE HEEEEEEM
baltic sea supremacy once again on display
>>157428676HE LOVE HIM BANTU BUTT BLOSSOMS
we are just made of different stuff over hear
superior matter
cream of the crop
>Khadaddy’s legendary resume
>>157429164OOOOOOOOOOOOHH HES HURT
need to get cigarette but i am too lazy
>>157429164Wow loads of guys in the UFC must’ve beaten him then
>>157429164and adjusting for flukes and robberies that becomes a 7-9 record...
all i heem are soulless peaches when i really want a bahtsanko
>>157429126pure xyience and alpha nail brother
s'tawlf
>>157429183Nah he fought a few featherweight strikers and then fled the sport
she's giggling
HEEEEEEEM
>>157429239
IT'S OVAH
>>157429243Jusdaddy Topigrapistgthje is a wrestler
>stgthj
>>157429313>r4>beaten and exhausted >bigger man gets you down>still scramble back up like a dawlgnever will you ever see a wonkbred show this kind of grit
>>157429313See this is what makes Khabib one of the greatest mixed martial artists with Bones is the fact that no one can pull a clip of him looking like this, let's take DDP for instance, a so called former champ at the peak of his form getting dogwalked by the corpse of the 40 year old Welterweight goat Kamaru Usman
she said ooooh in excitement
not been a good year for black daddies
is sarah bahtsanko from toronto there's a shade of fairy in her voice at times
BEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DEAD
what are you lads watching?
>>157429465skirt out the window with my binoculars
>>157429476based
absolute sovl
im a trans piglet and i love rizin and one fc
yes we know and no you don't, "habibi"
>>157429346Slamdaddy actually wins his tough fights. Quitia steatorrheas on the stool, sadly.
>>157429465watching your mom twerk on that thang
wtf derek schott died and nobody told me? rip to a real nigga
Just well full Kongsuk on a doo
>>157429536what was his name?
>>157429501Reminds me of that clip Japanese people telling piggies to fuck offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uACGSiN3ZkI
>>157429543Dedduanglek Torfunfarm
>>157429501Amazing post bruder HH
WDWTCH
Brendan Schaub has confirmed he instrumental in the historical talks between Yair Rodriguez and Scott Coker over a potential Bellator transfer.
If you're talmbout Pettonglor Sitluangpeenumfon, you're not even in the same ballpark as Duangsompong Jitmuangnon. Not to mention, THE Kongsuk Suanluangrotyok? Absolute peach. But for my money, Pettonglor Sitluangpeenumfon is top of the game far as I'm concerned. Some argue Fahnamchai Por Mongkolsap is the top prospect but he's no Pompetch Panthonggym,
>>157429575Big move for sure. Dana needs to make up with BS because he clearly has the brain to help his rivals.
Can you imagine mush mouth schaub trying to convince you to sign for indoor bum fights?
>>157429566my wolt makwan fucked up the pizza the cheese had slid from one side to the other
Times you acted like Seksan?
>>157429580where does Nico Carillo fit into all of this?
schaulb is an absolute beast
Schaub bodied that little Spanish freak
>>157429601Reece would take him to elm street
>>157429594just a couple of 6'4" boys enjoying the sands
To my friend Anthony Smith, rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I'll see you in Valhalla
>judge has allowed smif to travel to the dominican republic for his upcoming fightsmdh our courts are cooked
>>157429665Wtf baka fr
>>157429668seriously our courts let murderers go and shit daily now
>>157429665He can flee there, never come back and successfully duck 20 years in the slammer
>>157429675Talmbout Anthony "The Butcher of Corpus Christi" Smif?
>>157429665some people only know suffering
knowing smif he'll flee to haiti
so who is Smif fighting ?
>>157429697CM Punk hehe :)
Excuse me, but what exactly did Smiff do wrong?
>>157429697tuivasa per sources
>>157429697not sure but it's to protect his family
>>157429706he didn't hit her even though he tried three times and shot himself in the arm instead of the head i don't recall other details i'm sure there's more
I'd like to get Smiff on a slow boat to China
hey we have all had a Liontheart™ moment before
Similar to WarMachine, Smif is being unfairly persecuted
>>157429720I know his momma got tickets
Smif shot the man who tried to kill his wife. Would you not do the same?
dooduanlek
>>157429733I’d shoot Smif
Respect smiff for not crying to the ref and refuse to win by DQing Bonesy
hide anthony smith in your attic
>>157424547based, had this saved from the fight
holding my cheeks open and fingering my smif hole while my meng leaks gamebreds while I chat with you lads
>>157429721Turtling up and getting beat? Daily.
>>157429739That's what I said.
>>157429753Ladies and gentleman. We got him.
Hu's on first but it's Smif attacking his family.
Just fucked the female ONE announcer I tremble in fear........
it seems none of the good posters are here right now. shame that.
>>157429772And if it's homemade tortillas you're after, make a pit stop over at Tito's Cantina next time you're in Cape Coral, Florida.
I don't think you all are good posters. I think you're great posters.
>>157429763i still dont know who this is supposed to be
>>157429778
>>157429665>his upcoming fightwat?
>>157429782Fake one
>>157429782Shamrock wore a vip badge upside and it made it look he wore a choker necklace and it became a ''meme'' here ever since
Bones out.
>>157429789article didn't sat against whom nor which org therein though they included the permitted dates of spetember the 27th through october the third
Migrate>>157429804>>157429804>>157429804
>>157429806Fuck you
>>157424507round 5 Merab vs Umar
