big black cbs

>Arsenal didn’t move for Morgan Rogers or - as yet - Bradley Barcola, because they don’t feel they were quite worth the £110m-plus prices quoted. The value is viewed as that crucial difference between a player that will bolster you & one that will really elevate you.

>Arsenal’s internal analytics show that Gabriel Martinelli is as effective as many of the targets in the £80m-£100m bracket.
I'm trying to find a fault with this logic but I can't

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Must be happening then.

Love how Newcastle and Villa are being gutted. Wishing only the worst to all the midtable bogey teams that cost >us the league in the last couple of years.

>>157409084
Not official until it's on arsenal.com

>RB
white
timber
>RCB
konsa
saliba
>LCB
mosquera
gabriel
>LB
calafiori
hincapie

>>157409131
If everyone is fit that’s the best defense in the world by far.

>Ezri Konsa could make his Arsenal debut at Villa Park if he doesn't feature against Coventry City on Friday night.

Nice that we got the deal done quickly.

>The signing of Konsa eases pressure on the backline and Saliba’s recovery. Initial prognosis was 3-4 months but if Konsa settles well, Wilo can take as long as he needs and prioritise the long-term. Also allows Timber to get fully fit and not rush back. Smart signing.

>>157409166
Hattrick incoming

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When

>>157409206
is he balding under that?

>>157409228
>hair covering forehead
100%

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Konsa turns 29 in 2 months, and maybe we're overpaying for him, but we're one Ben White injury away from having to play Mosquera at RB full-time. Having Konsa settle in during Saliba's absence so White and Mosquera can rotate the RB duty until Timber returns is a smart choice. I just want Jesus, Reiss, and Vieira gone, combined 400k per week.

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>>157409228
I'm balding and have a similar hairstyle for that exact reason

>>157409257
I remember Konsa not being able to make a cross at RB during the world cup which is concerning so I hope he never has to play there. Keep him at CB.

>>157409206
>>157409228
>>157409235
long hair is a fucking nightmare in general and especially when playing sports/exercising. No clue how people deal with it.

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>>157409283
your best friend

>>157409307
No thanks

Arsenal working to complete the signings of #MUFC academy players James Scanlon and Habeeb Ogunneye.

#AFC confident of finalising deals for both winger Scanlon (19) & defender Ogunneye (20).

Story w/
@mjcritchley
for
@TheAthleticFC
- after
@SamJDean

>>157407134
>how this man still has a job is a mystery to me
Journalism is fucking wank nowadays and sports journos are worst offenders second only to "gaymin" ones, simple as.

>>157407330
>Talented
lel

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>Konsa
>he can defo and will most defo play RB

lmao Benshite and Mosquera are NEVER touching a ball for us again

Season is saved

>>157409260
>the 2027 Indonesia Summer Tour lineup

>92.5% - Ezri Konsa had the highest pass completion rate under high-intensity pressure of any player in the Premier League last season (min. 100 pass attempts).

>>157409257
>one Ben White injury away from having to play Mosquera at RB full-time.
Not even that, but Hincapié now covering Mosquera at center back, and suddenly Salmon is the only defensive sub left in the team.

>>157409131
0 goals conceded in the first 15 games

>>157409711
If that does happen then Arsenal will easily win the league.

>>157409816
it depends on whether we can create chances and score goals thoughbeit

>>157409816
>implying we're not in for a 10 man block horseshoe sidewaysdegaard set piece again ole ole season

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>>157409131
>RB both paraplegics

>On Ezri Konsa, interesting to see another 28yo signed for a big fee by Arsenal. Clear shift in recruitment strategy in recent years. Konsa will be the 11th player aged 26+ to join in the last three seasons. In the three seasons before that, #AFC signed only four players aged 26+

>>157409897
>scoring goals now that >we can’t bully everyone when >we get a corner
anon pls

These signings are interesting surely we can't still be haramballing with Konsa around. He's one of the best passwrs in the league

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kwab

>>157410047
PRIME years for a defender.

>>157410104
sure anon, sure, no way >we will shut shop after scoring and then engage the squeaky bum time protocol.

Good morning fellow Gooners

>>157410148
Calling me a wanker?

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>>157410148

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>'Gyokeres, who is offering himself and wants to leave Arsenal. His agent wants to meet Deco, who did not view him as an option before, but the situation could be activated seeing the desire of the striker to leave the current champion of the Premier League.' [@COPE @victor_nahe]

>>157409059
>Arsenal’s internal analytics show that Gabriel Martinelli is as effective as many of the targets in the £80m-£100m bracket.
This is more an indictment of Rogers and Barcola than it is an elevation of Martinelli but I too agree.

BIG UP THE GOONERS ALL AROUND THE WORLD

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>>157410208

>>157410208
Don't see how this can happen. Barcelona have spent their umpteenth lever payment on Rodri. Mourinho isn't going to want a striker who can't hold the ball up. Where's he going to go that's better than Arsenal? I mean, I can see his Portuguese bitch girlfriend wanting to go back to Iberia, but he's not gonna leave Arsenal for Sociedad.

>@FabrizioRomano Arsenal are looking at wingers. They are trying to see if the right option is on the market. So there are conversations ongoing. Arsenal are exploring the market, I expect them to add something in that position. [@GiveMeSport]

>>157409319
I posted in the last thread:

The former is a winger and the latter a defender. So I'm guessing it's a couple million punt on whether they do break through past some u21s filler.

>>157410208
>source is a barca mouthpiece, constantly citing deco

Trying to unsettle gyok and hoping we sell below value because they can't get Alvarez and much less lautaro martinez

>Tottenham Hotspur working on double deal to sign Savinho & Omar Marmoush from Manchester City. THFC aiming to land both 22yo Brazil winger + 27yo Egypt forward as key targets to strengthen attack - not done but talks with #MCFC advancing
very emery Arsenal-esque signings

>>157409099
fr fr
>play like the UCL final against arsenal til the very last quanta of time expire, giving your last atom of energy into snagging a point if not winning
>completely fll apart against city, play like theyre the hot babysitter and youre fantasy of getting pegged has finally come true, bend of over and take it again and again right in the ARSE
nevar forgetti

>>157410125
what couldve been.

>>157410470
this is good business. mi nigga moush is that potential lw upgrade to nelli, a pacey arabbu with some tekk

>come back to /arse/ after months of hiatus
>that austrian faggot still doomposting about the team like every post
idk how you guys not telling him to fuck off every other second

>>157410688
because getting upset about valid opinions that aren’t distorted by your own warped mind isn’t exactly a sign of good mental health.

We did a signing guise. Now what?

>>157409059
hope they sacked the guy who forgot to include G/A in the internal analytics

>>157410745
have to sell players asap or >we breach the rules

>>157409035
BBCentreback

>>157409059
my internal ANAL-itis (my dad) says hes shit with sneaky clutchness of joga bonito moments

>>157409260
England truly is the new Wakanda.

>>157410368
Well Viktor doesnt have the right type of mentality to sit on the bench, for a guy like Gabby Jesus its fine cause he wants his £.

Not only does Arteta bench him every game since the last games of 24/25 season but hes always pulling him at ~60 minutes if starting, while Kai gets pulled at 75 - 85 minutes meaning Viktor will get pretty much no minutes at all outside of Carabao/FA.

I think a move to any top team in LaLiga would be good for him. To be honest hes been bullied by opposing team fans and the majority of Arsenal fans since arriving, cant be fun.

>>157410984
Since 25/26 season*

Test

>>157410125
>Julián Álvarez is under contract with Atlético Madrid until June 2030, his contract includes a release clause reported to be worth between €490 million and €580 million
the fuck do these players expect really

>>157410984
I wouldn’t mind him staying another year and hopefully can help us win another major. Leaving after that wouldn’t be too bad on his credibility.
Some players do struggle here but look elite abroad.
Hope he does well wherever he ends up.

>>157410745
ideally jesus out and another attacker in but it'll never happen

>>157410984
theres enough football for everyone. last year it was the same - omg we signed victor kai will only play the friendlies...

>>157410704
You and one of the irish posters do need to tone it down a notch though, it's tiresome. We just won the league and showed a lot of promise in the community shield against our rivals. The players are good, arteta is expected to open up and attack more this year. We're in the best place we've been for a looooong time. Some players are shite but let things play out.

>>157411351
I’m content with how the window played out now desu 7.5/10 from me, LW is essential yeah but was always tricky since the market is super dire.
League is very open now imho, don’t think Arsenal will walk it cause injuries so I expect a fierce battle between 2-3 teams for the top spot.
Don’t think >we will suddenly turn back into a good attacking side though and I will never ever forgive Arteta for ruining an almost perfect season with the way he set out to play the CL final.

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>>157411400
austria... you based retard you

>>157411400
>I’m content
Austria, are you ill?

>>157411471
>>157411491
:p
All good,lads

>>157411400
What? With Bruno + Konsa I expect Arsenal to walk the league quite comfortably

>Kai Shitvertz scores a goal in the CL final
>buy Kai Shitvertz
>play him every week
>win nothing
>finally get a replacement for Kai Shitvertz
>win the league
>Kai Shitvertz scores a goal in the CL final
>"OMG! We have to get Kai Shitvertz in our team every week!"

this is your brain on Sharteta

>>157411400
> Don’t think >we will suddenly turn back into a good attacking side
I do.

Let’s wait until Friday night before getting too emotional (kek) and ten (10) games in before getting worried. For right now, it’s a shitpost at best.
Reminder to wind everyone else up too.
>my honest thought looking at this squad is I haven’t seen this kind of midfield depth since Wenger glory years when he still had George Graham players

>play stevie g
>slip

https://x.com/AFC__Xtra/status/2090149062582436326

jej

gyok will join barca i think

>>157411747
I can’t even hate pep no matter how much I could try

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We are Massive

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>>157411912

Nordshart scored last season btw (cup)

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>>157410125
Holy shit

>>157412022
its mista Nordshart to you Chukwunonso

is Konsa officially IN

>>157412353
Medical tomorrow

>>157412472
God is Good

>>157412684
before he did his knee..

>>157412735
do we still have money to get Barcola

>>157412839
do yo uwant a beige martinelli?

>>157412839
no >we broke now.

>>157411400
>League is very open now
who is challenging srsly

>>157412900
Barcola has 71 G/A and 10 trophies in the last 2 years

>>157411747
I remember them saying when they found out he quit it'd spur them on when they really all started finding their own ways out

>old player FC
who can Arsenal even sell?

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feed the streets

>>157413006
Arsenal will challenge themselves and let other teams in with a shot.

>>157413006
well …. >>157413040

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The away kit is lit.

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>>157413076
It is known

>>157413076
I'm buying one but I'll look like Claude
>tfw amerifat over 40

157413012
and like the good obedient bitches you are, youll pay the 978 million for the next chaos man like you did for
>darwin

>>157413084
have you 'ad enaff?
is it not good enaff?

how we feeling lads

>>157413076
god why are they so expensive I can't buy more shirts

i kinda wish the transfer window could end early, i'm so scared every day that i'll wake up and see Lewis-Skelly sold

>@FabrizioRomano: “Arsenal are looking at wingers. They are trying to see if there is the right option on the market, so there are conversations ongoing. It’s NOT an easy market for wingers, not just for Arsenal, but they are exploring, so I expect them to add something in that position.” [@GiveMeSport]

>Gabriel Jesus prefers to stay in the Premier League to become the highest scoring Brazilian, where he is only three goals behind Roberto Firmino. Everton & Ipswich have made contact with Arsenal regarding the player, while negotiations with Napoli did NOT come to fruition. [@diarioas]

>>157414153
>Ipswich
KEK. But if that's his goal it's a good decision. He won't play this season as things stand for arsenal. At least with ipswich he'll get chances and probably bag 10 goals if he has a good season. Depends if he's motivated by the record or the wages at this point. Everton seems like a mistake for all parties involved.

>>157414153
Seriously what do you guys think the odds are that jesus scores 3 goals this season? He’s gonna be injured until christmas, start one league cup game and score, start the next game, and get injured until the summer. This guy is cursed and injured/unavailable all season. The moment he shows an ounce of quality(usually around the transfer windows) he just breaks down. Terrible terrible player now. Let’s not even talk about his wages. SELL SELL SELL

>woke up to konsa news
50 million for a 29 year old average defender instead of anothee attacker.......we have to rape berta

Feels weird to be universally seen as the title favorites desu

>>157415766
Especially since we basically have the same team (and management) as last season and the verdict then was that we will never win the league. 2nd place is the best we can do.

>>157413083
>Legendary banana but sexy blue
Someone post me a better kit right now and I’ll buy it.

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>>157416207

>>157413076
Would have been even better if the shorts were yellow

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what if we draw today tho

i can already see the team getting into panic mode as we 0-0 into the second half

>EXCL: Gabriel Martinelli also included in three men shortlist at Al Hilal with Pedro Neto and one more winger.

>Martinelli prefers European club as next chapter but Hilal proposal would be big one if picked as priority option.

Romano

>>157417216
shit guy but i hope he stays since we aren't going to sign any wingers

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well well well

Arsenal have paid record fees for old players (Konsa, Bruno). Makes sense for win-now mode, but it will bite us in the arse(nal) later.

Arsenal are exploring a deal for Kenan Yildiz of Juventus.[@MiguelDelaney]

>>157417983
Arsenal are looking into whether a deal for Kenan Yildiz is possible in this window. One solution that has been raised is Gabriel Martinelli potentially going the other way to Juventus, but that would still require considerable negotiation. [@MiguelDelaney]

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>>157417983
>>157417993

>>157415038
>Seriously what do you guys think the odds are that jesus scores 3 goals this season?
As long as he's fit for the games against Palace, he'll get his 3 goals.

>>157418017
Nice. He'll fit right in.

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So it begins tomorrow, 38 games. Weeks and months of worry.

>BREAKING: Al-Hilal are set to launch a staggering €95M bid for Arsenal winger Gabriel Martinelli.

>(@H_swilhy)

take it a run

>EXCL: Man United youngster Habeeb Ogunneye scheduled to undergo a medical today ahead of move to Arsenal. Announcement over the weekend. Free transfer with 40% sell-on clause. 20y/o will join up with Arsenal’s U21s but also train with the first team #AFC

how does a free agent have a sell on clause. doesn't make sense

>Arteta says he is 100% sure Mls will stay

>@ed_aarons

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>>157417408

>Arteta confirms Rice and Saka are fit to face Coventry tomorrow.

>He said "let's see" when asked about Bruno Guimaraes, who had ice on his leg after coming off against Man City last week.

injured already

mój ziomo pedofil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U13VfgiB4rw
presser

>>157418702
kek, it begins

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What are the chances City get a points deduction during the season?

>130m for savinho and marmoush
kek

>>157417408
Arsenal have the potential to be THE biggest club in the world if they can consistently win big trophies, starting with a CL this season. Don't need some phony European heritage, just a couple of CLs and league titles in the next 4-5 years.

>>157418702
Proper arsenal player that!

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Yeah I don't like this.

>>157419292
>city
opta supercomputer should browse espee more

>>157417700
Why? 3 years from now we will have loads more pl titles deep UCL runs and possibly cup titles too, and can then easily pick up whoever is the best in the position we need to upgrade
Success breads success

>>157418630
Maybe it ain't a free agent rather than a free (as in no money) deal?

>>157419069
That'd be 65 million for each, not bad.

>>157419142
>starting with a CL this season
Starting with a QUINTUPLE this season.

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>Jurrien Timber is not back training with the group yet.

is /arse/ pro or anti @welbeast

>>157419880
Never heard of her.

>>157409131
So how are they gonna prioritize 2 outstanding and mainstay CBs with Saliba and Konsa. There's gonna be ego and competition. Arteta truly thrives in competition

>>157419943
Because white and timber will always be injured so konsa will end up the starting right back

>>157419943
Simple, by the time Saliba is fit again, Konsa will be old enough to retire (lmao).

>>157419802
Back to corner or whatever is fine-- the feet must remain PLANTED. THat's it. Need to apply new tech to analyze all existing broadcast footage to establish baseline for those things, and how they would've affected league standings, trophy competitions, whatever.

Wish we could forfeit Europe and just dominate the league and domestic cups. The CL is a completely meaningless trophy now since your PSG's and Bayern's can rest their best players for 9 months until the knockout phase begins while we have to run our players into the ground.

We were supposed to sign that lad from Cardiff City, what happened?

>Exc: Arsenal make formal pre-contract offer to sign Georgia U21 international Andria Bartishvili - who has been dubbed the next Khvicha Kvaratskhelia.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cvg92dpxxpjo

This is a quality player

NEW: Bruno Guimarães has picked up a hamstring injury and will be unavailable for tomorrow’s game against Coventry.

Scans are set to follow to determine the severity of the injury.

(@SimonWriter)

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>>157420459
It's gonna be a long season.

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>>157420459

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>>157420459

>>157420459
L M A O
M
A
O

>>157420459
>simon writer
who?

but also, luckily, for us, we have 10 other midfielders

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>shit clubs spunk money on chelshit and shitty players
>poorfag clubs offer 3 blueberries and a peanut for arsenal players

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>>157420459

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>>157420459
The arsenal way

>>157420444
>Fartismelly

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>>157420459

>>157420459
Don’t worry hamstring injuries only last like 6-10 weeks before he’s back on the pitch re-injuring it

>>157420444
>shartshitli

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>>157420646
The blueberries in question

We really don't need a LW, just give Martinelli another season he'll do well linking up with MLS or Guimaraes

>>157420881
>another season of shartinelli
noty

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>>157420881
Bruno has fallen im afraid

>>157420646
Bring back Crooks for team of the week.

>>157420881
Considering that almost every player that has been rumoured to replace Martinelli are all unproven and/or costs like 120m minimum AND/OR aren't even that much fucking better than Martinelli, >we don't really have a choice unfortunately.
Just gotta hope that Arteta loosens up on the retarded 1 goal tactics and just goes for the kill like we saw in the Community Shield.

>>157420459
>@SimonWriter
nice source

Crazy talk about Julian leaving Atletico on Xitter right now. Him going to Barcelona is verboten so Arsenal might be the only option for him.

>>157420881
That's what I think too. I would only make an exception for Yildiz if and only if Martinelli is guaranteed to get shipped. Not like there's any choice looking at the price tag.
In any case, having 3 LWs sounds like disaster and you just know that Tzolis would get permabenched and play only 4 games in the entire season. Martinelli needs to go if we get another LW, the question is if the trade-off is really good. I can only see Yildiz being worth it.

>>157421329
>Atlético accepts transfer of Julián to Arsenal, but the player says 'NO'
t. espanish epress

>Atletico Madrid have made a turn on their position of Julian Alvarez & have agreed to enter into negotiations for a transfer, but with a very clear condition: NOT to Barcelona, but to Arsenal. Alvarez is NOT keen on the idea & remains intent on signing for Barcelona.

>>157421503
>Alvarez is NOT keen on the idea & remains intent on signing for Barcelona
Lmao what? Okay then...let him stay and rot baka

>>157421503
How exactly is this a turn on their position? Isn't this what they've been saying for months at this point?

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ARE

MASSIVE

>>157421503
There has never been a single level headed Argentinian football player in the history of humanity.

>>157421503
>Alvarez is NOT keen
Fuck him, lmao.

post images of Winnie

Sources are telling me we're in for a mystery German

>>157423013
the ketchup talking to you again? you don't have sources lmao.

>>157423013
Julian Draxler finally

>>157423013
my sources are saying another chelsea player on deadline day is heating up

Ya know for all the memes and banter about the OP pic, I think one of the most valuable things Mikel has given us is a culture and identity even if it is sometimes silly. He gives modern CEO vibes and I don’t think any of the other teams in the PL at the very least have that. There’s a very clear plan of what is expected of each player and they know this. Can you say the same for Maresca or Alonso? Maybe in the future but not now. This title has lifted us and the crest still means something. You felt that in the celebrations when they won the league. Rest of the league is a bunch of journeymen.

>>157425361
Youre not wrong.

Were.getting yildiz btw. Barfola is o7t.

if we pump Coventry i think the league is wrapped up genuinely

not to say it's over if we draw or lose, but it would put us under extreme pressure for the next game, where if we were to drop points again it's probably actually over

>>157426014
Have you seen the jc penney commercial with that jeet woman, like its annoying, im tryna not be rayciss but i DO NOT want to live in a jeet world of shilldom. Its time to get rid of these tech jeets.

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>>157425361
He's a disciplinarian like American sports coaches. Something that soccer has always lagged behind on is in depth tactics. Set piece autism was copied from American football and it won Arsenal the league. Arteta is a generational coach for that because he's the first of his kind.

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The WC feels like a distant memory now that the PL is once again upon us.

>>157426442
To add to that that's why Vini would never have worked in this team. Because hes a relic of the dark ages of soccer where brazilians could do le reddit jogo bonito and win with no brain or iq. Soccer now is moving away from South America and to Northern European and an Anglosphere influenced tactical sport with a heavy focus on set plays and efficiency. Its becoming a high iq sport instead of something played by favela monkeys in the third world.

>konsa, Tzolis and Bruno are all very Christian
Lmao, arteta strengthening the Bible boys further

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>>157426502

>>157426014
One of the things I hope will make this season more enjoyable is the fact that all the top teams look vulnerable. I just can't see Man City, or anyone else, going on one of those 15 game winning streaks, meaning we can chill a little and accept a draw here and there is not the end of the world. I don't think anyone, except maybe Arsenal, will have enough consistency to run away with things.

>>157425361
>He gives modern CEO vibes
He gives cult leader vibes, he's basically regurgitating whatever nonsense is in his wife's self help books and morons like you eat it up...wake the fuck up

Blackburn Rovers have accepted a deal to sell Igor Tyjon to Arsenal.

Tyjon is set to undergo a medical today afternoon

@RoversXtra

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Good morning, we're finally back. I'd like to have a more relaxed season this year, maybe one that doesn't play with my mental health week in week out. Too much to ask I know.
It's season number 15 for /arse/ btw. Looking forward to enjoy the highs with you guys, and the lows with our obsessed friends.

>>157423013
Did we ever find out who this was? It pretty much killed the reputation of that teamnewsandtix guy when nothing ended up happening

>>157426986
My hope is that Arteta is going for the man city style of beat teams to a pulp first 20-30 minutes, be up 2 or 3 -0 then cruise in second gear and rotate rest of the match to be fresh for champions league

Julian Álvarez Case:
Update:
- Julian is open to joining @Arsenal but has many doubts

- They offer 120 and @Atleti wants 150.
- Atleti offered renewal: from 7 to 10 net
- Barça already rules itself out.
- Julián will decide today whether to stay at Atleti or negotiate with Arsenal

>>157426986
I prefer the mental torture to being bored desu

>>157427275
150? Kek, and I thought Vini was a scam.

Alvarez would be a mistake. He's not a valid replacement for Gyokeres.

>>157427760
he's a much better fit than Shitkeres.
150 is silly tho

Konsa is IN

I still like our donkey with the touch of a rapist

>>157427796
He doesn't want to play for us and he will just start crying and try to manufacture a move to Barcelona next summer. Would much rather just keep Gyokeres, Havertz and Merino.

>Bruno isn't with the squad due to injuries

It's MD1 It's gonna to be a fucking long season.

>>157428240
He's such a little spoiled argie faggot, I hope he gets jota'd

>>157425361
>Maresca
Bald and fraudulent.
>Alonso
Unknown. Could get exposed very fast or prove himself as the top manager.

>>157426821
>He gives cult leader vibes
This.

>>157426014
The lads still owe me 3 goals from the Community Shield game ON TOP of however many Coventry usually receives, so naturally I have Big Expectations.

>>157426906
Yoof to compliment the Habeeb deal?

>>157427275
>Julian Álvarez Update:
>Arse offer 120
L O L
>Atleti wants 150
L M A O

>>157427796
>he's a much better fit than Shitkeres.
And a Big Soft Pussy Ass Bitch.
Throws a hissy fit because MUH Barka.
Already run away from England once because he felt miserable.
This fool is an overpriced liability, simple fricking as.

Tonight's Lineup

Raya
White - Gabriel - Saliba - Timber
Mosquera - Hincapie - Konsa
Calafior i- Salmon - Lewis-Skelly

>>157426821
> he's basically regurgitating whatever nonsense is in his wife's self help books and morons like you eat it up
No, I don’t personally. Just like I don’t really put much stock in the inspirational shit my CEO says. It’s not about believing it, it’s about acknowledging a capable person at the helm which he clearly is. Nothing wrong with a cult leader either as long as he doesn’t try to fuck your wife. Klopp is the most cult manager of all time. Wenger was a cult leader. Thats why I used the term “culture”. It’s important to have one, anon or you’re just another deracinated individual in a sea of meaninglessness. That’s fine but it won’t get you far as a leader of men.

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Scary, anyway is the squad picture posted?

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We already had the polish guy and he was decent

Really don't want to see Gyokeres leave.

>>157429137
Kek

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El bencho is too comfortable in spain and his family already set in so convincing him will be hard

But Atletico has all the leverage here, either leave for Arsenal or rot with them until the contract runs out

Barca is too broke to be able to afford his ass and they already pissed them off so they won't bulge a little on the price

Will Alvarez realise the chances of going to barca are thin?

We are unironically his best option

>Arsenal’s project is extremely tempting for Julián Álvarez, but visa restrictions preventing his family from being with him as much as they’d like are a key factor, as was the case during his time at Man City. That makes Arsenal less viable. [@diarioas @PatriciaCazon]

Immigration policy coming in clutch. Nobody wants this bum. Gyokeres is 10x the player and also speaks english while alvarez can't speak it despite being in the country for a couple of years.

>>157429348
No thanks. We should not have any argie on the team ever.

https://x.com/Arsenal/status/2090816683695095827

HE'S HERE

>For Ezri Konsa, Arsenal held significant appeal & the move offered a chance to play in London. Konsa has lived in the capital’s suburbs throughout his time with Aston Villa, commuting the 118 miles to their Bodymoor Heath training ground.

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People laugh at me for saying this, but I honestly think one-game-a-week Chelsea and Tottenham will put up a surprisingly good fight this season. I still think we'll win in the end, but we're not going to run away with it like Pool's Covid season.

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>>157429138
>Nothing wrong with a cult leader either as long as he doesn’t try to fuck your wife

Are there any other second-choice strikers as beloved as Gyokeres seemse to be? I've seen so many people refer to him, essentially just Havertz's sub, as "my striker". Do Bayern and City fans even refer to Haaland and Kane that way?

Gyokeres

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ITS TIME

>>157429404
Chelshits problem is that they have wayyy too many players and the people in charge (including the manager) have no idea who are the benshites of the team

Plus they just lost their RB to real madrid lmao

>>157429461
WOOP WOOP

>>157429461
Today i saw a teenager with his shirt. Made up for that other retard with City shirt that will suffer eternally.

Watching back some clips from previous games. Zubimendi really fell off a cliff. Think he was tired and might be a weakbrain come crunchtime. MLS is perfect addition to the team, he seems fearless and industrious. Zubi can play those smaller fun games where they expect to win 3-0. He's a good player.

Reminder Arsenal lose to Coventry tonight. Media goes apeshit. It's scripted to make the PL look more competitive because lots of media pundits (like Simon Jordan etc) are screeching the PL isn't 'competitive' due to its financial rules. So the PL wants to make 4-5 teams challenge for the league every season now. So Arsenal will lose. Watch decisions go Coventry's way, red cards and bookings for Arsenal, VAR mysteriously protecting Coventry etc. They want the 3-0 win Quinn hat trick type of deal for Coventry.

>>157429571
Zubimendi went from playing at real sociedad who wasn’t even in Europe most of the time in the walking league that is la Liga

To all of a sudden having to play 90 min 3 times a week for months on end under Arteta intensive system + not even a winter break like he’s used to in la liga

It’s amazing he didn’t fall off further.

Team walk:

Bruno Guimarães
No Gabriel Jesus
No Gabriel Martinelli
No Reiss Nelson
No Fabio Vieira
No Ezri Konsa

Ethan Nwaneri is there.

You just know emery will prepare for the game next week like its his last day on earth

>>157429647
Anyone feel kinda bad for Martinelli?

No gabriel jesus, gabriel martinelli or gabriel guimarães in the pre match walk today

>>157429361
>Gyokeres is 10x the player
you don't believe this, shartvarez isn't good but #14 is still tiers below him

>>157429692
He is one of my absolute favorites. Brutal end for him

>>157429744
Alright lads what sort of slander names have we got for Konsa? Immediately I’m thinking cucksa or kongobongo

>>157429808
I've never seen alvarez do what gyokeres did for us against atletico. He carried us both games with his hold up play. Alvarez could barely hold the ball for 2 seconds.

>>157429857
>holdup gimmick
my god man, getting praised for what nketiah used to do, standards are on the gutter, his holdup play wasn't even as good as merino or ze german lamppost

>>157429855
Nonsa if he fucks up
Mensa if he doesn't

>>157429917
KEK, brilliant Paddy

>>157429855
>Alright lads what sort of slander names have we got for Konsa?
Mongsa

>>157429977
>>157429855
Can'tsa
Cuntsa
>>157429917
Nonce-a

>>157429990
>Nonce-a
Bingo

>>157429977
Kek, I like that.

>>157429990
>>157429996
That was the joke, yes.

vamos

>>157430278
Based Gibraltar.

>>157429808
I’d say they’re the same tier except Alvarez can’t even score in his farmers league. At least Gyok did that

EIGHT GOALS IN LA LIGA LMAO

>>157429855
M’Bongo

>>157430287
Of those 8 only 4 were non-penalty goals. KEK.

Holy shit Arteta is twerking for Atletico with a €80 million bag + Gyökeres in return for Mr. 4 non penalty goals in a farmers league.

Arsenal faced Atletico, and Gyökeres was the better striker in those fixtures.

(Will always defend my Swedish nigga, sorry not sorry)

>>157429647
>>157429847
The fuck are >we doing? Who plays behind tzolis? Madookie and keep Ethan begging saka/dowman? Pls tell me this doesn’t mean Alvarez is happening

Raya Myles Øde Cala White Tzolis Dec Kai and Saka start

>>157430319
I think gyok is better
Even the season Alvarez scored a ton of goals at city was a lot of tap ins and he was playing for one the best prem teams of all time
Not impressed by this midget. He had a dog shit World Cup outside that one goal

Rice and saka starting according to hand of arsenal

>>157430347
What about foot of arsenal?

>>157429692
Yes and I dont understand the hate for him. He had one poor season after several good ones. Insane pace, good work ethic, good defensively.

I’d rather sell Madueke.

Raya

White Mosquera Gabriel Cala

Rice

Ode. - Skelly

Saka - Havertz - tzolis

Martinelli getting sold means we're about to sign a replacement. Just a question of who

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>Blanco
>Tzolis starts
>Kepa on the bench for some reason

>>157430396
heh, you are not thinking with a lightbulb. Madueke can play on the left, so he can be a backup for Christian, meanwhile on the right Max Dowman will get playing time as backup for Saka

>>157430423
Why keep Madueke over Martinelli?

strong(eat) lineup, COYG
but where the fuck is Bruno, I thought he just had a knock wtf.

>>157430430
Lower wages. That's about it. And arguably Martinelli would fetch a higher price.

>>157430435
Precautions, had a knock and just resting him fully

>>157430430
Martinelli wants playing time but has no end product. Tzolis is here to fix that. Thanks for the memories but its time to go. I know Madueke isnt a g/a monster as well but he came here knowing he wont play a lot as a backup.

>>157430435
>just had a knock
Brother he's an Arsenal player. "Just a knock" could mean 4 fucking months out.

>>157430415
Arsenal could lose against a Kazakh division 3 team when Kepa is playing.

>>157430460
he is an injury magnet i get it

>>157430415
That is such a strong bench, I'm sure many of you will remember how dire some of our benches were under Wenger.
Two world cup winners in it too, what a squad we have bros

>>157430475
why the FUCK did we buy meslier if this bum kepa is still on the bench

>>157430423
Eze will play on the left....jesus christ help us

I am ready. No more Austrianisms.

The funniest thing about the El Bencho vs Gyok discussion is that it should really be El Bencho vs Havertz, who are much more comparable. But of course Havertz is on absurd wages and can't stay fit for an entire season so no one wants to buy him.

>>157430435
>just a knock FC

>Frank Arsenal Away first game did that excite you?
>.....Yeah I g-guess so. This game won't define our season. Look we're not gonna win every game in this league

Okay Frank's written this game off. 9 new signings.