Sources: Texans' Higgins tears ACL, out for seasonPatriots' Brown professes 'love' for Hurts, EaglesSource: Saints' Kamara (MCL) out at least 1 monthCB Diggs joins Seahawks, cites former teammatesMcCarthy to hand reins to Howard, Allar vs. JetsShedeur not feeling pressure over Browns' QB callMultiple NFL signees granted 5th year of eligibilitySources: Biadasz out indefinitely with ACL damage
>>157412872Early bake means you missed this news, FAGGOT
>>157412872that's clearly not flacco
>vita vea is only 31huh
>>157412872Friendly reminder that Flaccid had the best statistical post season by any QB
Chiefies have the best run game in the league. K9 and Emmett Johnson will be unstoppable
>yfw da jigs win da superb owl
>>157412806the last one I played was Madden 22 and it was so bad i didnt play it until now kek
>chorgers O line already dyingLooks like Herbert will have his usual excuse when he shits the bed keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
WHY CAN'T THE JETS JUST BE GOOD? GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? I JUST WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE TEAM BEING GOOD. IT'S BEEN 11 FUCKING YEARS SINCE THEY LAST MADE THE PLAYOFFS! FUUUUUCK I HATE THIS SHIT SO MUCH, IT'S UNFAIR THAT I'M GONNA SIT THROUGH YET ANOTHER SEASON OF THIS SHIT. THIS IS NOT RIGHT.
>>157412886Lol, and that dumbass bucs fan was dooming nonstop about how the whole teams gone or whatever
Who's ACL tears next?
>>157412938No that’s the face Bronkeks make when they shit themselves trying to solve captcha
>>157412962ACTUALLY I'M WRONG. IT'S BEEN 15 YEARS SINCE THEY MADE THE PLAYOFFS. 2015 WAS JUST THE LAST TIME THEY ACTUALLY HAD A CHANCE TO MAKE THE POSTSEASON. THAT IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS. FUCK THIS SHIT.
>>157412962Just sit back and enjoy the second act of the Geno Circus.
Poster below me has the cheese touch
>>157412962My wions are just ok and it's so much better than being dismal dogshit so I understand this feel
Why does the NFCN make them seethe so hard?
>>157412920Thus proving stats are meaningless.
>>157412970Mike Evans.
just letting all you frens know that i am so blessed because i get to watch my vikies on saturday 8pm already :D good night
>>157412970Holley is so nice, I am glad he's ok.
>>157412962>>157412977It feels exactly as good as you think it does
>>157412977I want to feel bad for you... but the fuck the Jets.
>>157413074Makin daddy proud.
>>157413015fuc u puto
Based midge
>>157413074
Where's that Bucs doomer?>listing 5 players they're "losing" when it's actually only two, a mid RB and a washed WR that can't stay healthyWill you shut the fuck up now?
Joe Flacco wasn't good enough for the Browns. Let that sink in.
>>157413074>>157413128Wrestling is gay
>>157412977
>>157413168t. Suplexed nigger
>>157413074When will black on black violence end?
>>157413074>not doing the Steiner Recliner He had one fucking job
>>157412886I wanted him
>>157413074>not doing the Bussy RecussyHe had one fucking job
>>157413219>Now go pick it up... NIGGER!!!In what would did he think that it was okay to scream that during practice? I expect a suspension from the NFL. Full stop.
>>157412962Why not just make the playoffs with Geno? It can be done.
Vita Vea is no longer dead to me.
You have a 42% chance to get dementia throughout your lifeCTE is essentially almost a 50/50 chance in everyoneWhy the FUCK is it meant to be such a big issue?
>>157413554>CTE is essentially almost a 50/50 chance in everyone
>>157413587What? Youre telling me you dont go get heemed every other day or so?
>>157413554100% chance you have cte
You have a 42% chance to get this bussy throughout your lifegay sex is essentially almost a 50/50 chance in everyoneWhy the FUCK is it meant to be such a big issue?
Yall ever been concussed before?
>>157412920I remember his playoff game a few years ago where he threw back to back pick sixes against the Texans D.
>>157413637I miss the dirt kino
>>157413587YesAlzheimers does the same shit and you have a 42% chance of getting that in your life
Reminder
>>157413653I don't remember
>>157413554CTE is like dementia that starts in your 40s/50s
Everyone was excited to see Milt Williams
>>157413777Oh no in your 50s vs your 70sBig fuckin deal
[Bad News]Guys I think I'm gonna cave, and buy the new Madden
>>157413554there's pretty good evidence that dementia has a huge environmental component
>>157413797Just torrent it
My dad has a theory that the players are in too good of shape now and their lack of some fat makes them more susceptible to injury
>>157413765I can't wait until people realize just how fucking great Devonta Smith is. He's literally a top 5-10ish receiver. The only reason he hasn't been more dominant is because the Eagles somehow had a better receiver next to him.
>>157413554>42% chanceThat's the chance by the time you're in your 90s. The chances for the general population are basically zero before your 70s.
>>157413825is your dad hot? post a photo of him
>>157413828Not the cleanest spiral, but what a great throw.But yeah, Devonta is elite. So skilled and quick, but also somehow great in contested catches despite how slim he is.
>>157413554Its really not a big deal at all
>>157413554This post gave me CTE :(
>>157413385living la vita vea
>>157413853
>>157413554Im pretty sure I have CTE from playing tackle football during recess. I sometimes rage and go berserk yelling out the N word when I get the Captcha wrong
>Bo Nix (angry from getting sacked and taken to the ground earlier) grabbed Nik Bonitto’s leg and pulled him off the pile.>bonixxer chimpoutdoes not have the makings of a superbowl athlete
>>157413967I love stuff like this.
>>157413992>loves Nix on Nik violence
>>157413956You're just poor
>>157413956That's probably just autism
>>157413825True but I think it's more than just lack of fat, they are entirely fast twitch muscle, the tendons and soft tissue just can't keep up. You need a bit more balance to your body but they are hyper specialized to what they do.
>>157413956you're just a real one
My quarterback is going to RAPE and HUMILIATE the downtrodden Chiefs for the third consecutive meeting in just a few weeks.
Bo Nix might be the blackest athlete Quarterback in the leagueI cant think of any other that assaults their consciously assaults this teammates in fits of anger
>Blo Dix
>>157414045>picking fights with minorities is le bad because... it just is okay??
>>157414073hes paid tens of millions of dollars to suck it up and be a leader to a bunch of minorities, he will not make it in this league with an attitude like that. from the perspective of the Denver Broncos players, he's the uppity minority.
>>157412872Built for race mixing
>>157414087Bo Nix? Yeah, he is. You just know Nik and the rest of the defensive line took turns wearing his bussy out in the showers.
>>157414045Dan Marino, the first black Dolphins quarterback from the Sub-Saharan country of Naples was notorious for screaming and flinging his own shit at his offensive line after they let him get hit. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bTmxCUb1H1o
>>157414045He was mad those NIGGERS had the AUDACITY to intercept his pass.
>>157414096>Reply to big titty blonde in op pic>Anon tried to turn it into sex with bo nixReally, deshita?
>>157414127>Bo Nix will start the great race war of 2027
My Jaggies OWN this bum
Who are some players to you that seemed just to disappear from the league?
>>157414152They deserved to lose with those orange pants.
Anyone else want to suck a mean log of shit out of Pat Mahomes asshole?
>>157414190Let's ride!
Fun fact: Trash Allen has never beaten the Chiefs in the playoffs. Bo Nix also made him cry.
>>157414220Damn look at that yt boy go>>157414286Bo makes a lot of ppl cry. Women want him, men are jealous of him
Lowmark Stadium lol
Rammies have joint practice tomorrow against the Saints. Hope the teams keep their shit together.
I actually like Josh Allen, he seems like a decent guy and it's fund to watch him play. But the Allen Defense Force makes me hate him
Can someone explain the Bills fan table drop thing?
Watching a live police chase rn.
>>157414325Someone went "viral" in the tailgate lot and then people started copying it until it became a thing.
Im sort of nostalgic but was Joe Flaccos 2012 playoff run the best for a qb in playoffs history?
>>157414458Its up there
>>157414458No, I'd say Foles going god mode, even if he was kind of ass in the first game
>>157412887I'd kill to fuck Flacco. I'd kill to fuck the person in OP. Therefore, the person in OP is Flacco.
>>157414458It's one of the best for sure, but I wouldn't put it above 1988 Joe Montana.
Owl matchups in order of most kino>Wions v Jags>Wions v Bungles>Wions v Billies>Wions v TexiesPower gap>Wions v insert dogshit AFC teamPower gap>Panthers v same order as abovePower gap>Lambs v same order as aboveBeyond that it’s dogshit and not worth watching.
>>157414484one of the most retarded homer posts ive seen in a while
>>157414458I think statistically it's the best 4 game playoff run in history but most Superbowl winners started from the divisional round so it's hard to compare 3 vs 4 game runs
>>157414458No. Eli Manning 2011 is more impressive based off opponents faced.
Imagine your entire season resting in the shoulders of this fuckin' guy in a single elimination tournament.
>>157414508Time to make the most retarded homo posts you've seen in a while. I want to suck literally every NFL player's cock except for Mahomes.
>>157414458Truly one of the most entertaining runs ever and I’m not a Ravens fan at all. Flacco to Anquan Boldin was unstoppable and was peak kino to watch.
>>157414537>The Falcons who barely got in iirc>The 15-1 Packers>The Harbaugh 49ers>New England PatriotsVS>Rookie Andrew Luck & Bruce Arians>Peyton Broncos >New England Patriots>Harbaugh 49ers with KaepernickThis is honestly really close. I'd give the edge to the Giants though because that Packers team had Aaron Rodgers playing at an unreal level.
>>157414569Goddamn we uncs saw such good football. Fuckin kids don't understand.
>>157414569Matt Ryan falcons means that even they still had elite QB playwhat a crazy time man
>>157414458Pretty much. I think he had like 10 or 11 tuddies to 0 interceptions and like 700+ total yards. He won the owl on top of it too
It’s funny because 2008 Flacco is one of the worst QB performances of all time too
>>157414152They're tied. Tie breakers is this season. But yes, the Jags and Broncos always give each other a hard time
should I take my meds? Go Colts btw
>>157412886>sunbabby scared of buffalolelbut I'm glad
>>157414308No biting!
>>157413967I'd be pretty pissed off too if I was trying to come back from an expensive injury and took a sack at practice. Bonitto is like a top 3 pass rusher though so what do they expect, he's gotta stay sharp
>>157414505Lions vs Steelers to break the curse of Bobby Layne would be kino. Especially if the last play is Aaron Rodgers throwing a hail Mary, only for it to be intercepted by Kerby Joseph. Rodgers last throw as a Packer was a pick by Kerby. Would be pure kino.
AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO WILL SAVE USI’M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WUHAITTT
>>157414569>>157414588What went wrong?
>>157414588The Manning vs Brady games were always kino (including Eli)
It really is the degradation of the QB position me thinks. There were at least 10 legends playing 20 years ago. None of the QBs now will really be remembered apart from Mahomes or Stafford.
>>157414681The world went wrong.
>>157414719Mahomes washed out at 30
Shitting on niggers heads
>>157414739
>>157414719Hurts, Jackson, and Allen will be remembered in 20 years.
>>157414719At the same point as Allen in his career P. Manning hadn’t gone to the super bowl yet either, and Rothlisburger never won an MVP while Lamar already has 2. All of Burrow, Lamar and Allen are better than P. Manning, Rothslisburger and Drew Brees. They just haven’t played their full careers to prove it yetCapped off with Mahomes this is the peak era of qbs
>>157414719>there were at least 10 legends playing 20 years ago20 years ago, the legend QBs were Brady, Manning, and Favre. Then you could make an argument for guys like Big Ben, Brees, and Rodgers but they were either not in their prime yet or in Rodgers case not even starting. People really overestimate how many HoF tier QBs were playing in the 2000s and 2010s.
>>157413015You shut your whore mouth
>Lamar
>>157414719Do you really think Josh Allen and Lamar won't be remembered? I would say Burrow too but he's in danger of having his prime completely wasted. Hurts will probably be remembered too because he has had a lot of success in the 2020s.
>>157414719Who on earth is gonna remember stat padford?
I will remember under-30yo Mahomes
>>157414719Mahomes is probably the only active QB that will be talked about in 20 years. Stafford unironically would have been if he hadn't won an Owl. But since he won, hell be relegated to the dustbin of history.
>>157414754>>157414781Maybe Jackson. >>157414756Hmm.>>157414757Maybe it's just nostalgia then because 20 years ago pic related. >>157414787Kinda crazy he has only one MVP.
>air mcnairI remember the thread about his death was up for about two weeks because this board was so slow back then.
>>157414737A QB could win 8 Super Bowls before 30, becoming the GOAT.
would only 5 rings, but all in a row, beat out Brady for GOAT status?
>>157414834Depends on how well the QB played
I'm about to crawl into bed. My bussy juices are flowing. I'd hate for it to go to waste.
>>157414844Don't worry, Lovie Smith is on his way.
wins are not a qb stat
Squirts with an elite 3 picks today at joint practice with the Patriots
Losses are solely on the QB
>>157414860>>157414877One of you is correct
ein qbein gennyein darnoldreich
>>157414883both are correct anon
we know wins/losses aren't a qb stat because everybody was sucking Stafford dick when he was on the loins
Zoomers are the problem.
>>157414914The solution is rape
>Joey Reddit
>>157414914He's got a point.
>>157414938Joey 4channel
>>157414914You're getting old and you're jealous of younger people.
>Joey BlueSky
>>157414747Mahomsian play by Dak here
>>157414951>y-you're just old and jealous of us>zoomer rapidly approaching 30
>>157414963We need to stop this zestmeister.
>>157414973Because he asks guys to spit on it before use?
>>157414978HE'S TOO FAST
umm bo-xisters? our response????
>>157414994Oh boy, context. That stuff doesn't go over well here.
>>157414994Delet this!
>>157414994why I outta....
>>157414792but the Mahomes Schizo said that he's just reaching his prime
reminder
this genny doesn't give dak enough credit
>>157415026Gee, I wonder what Brees has that Dak doesn't?
>>157415026how many conference championship appearances
>>157415025>eye test retards
>>157415026Saints were absolute dogshit before Brees joined. They were dogshit during most of his tenure too since Sean refused to invest in the defense
>>157415046a pity bowl due to katrina>>157415048team sport, retard
>>157415049Looks fun actually
>>157415064Dak has had multiple great offensive coaches and complete teams and he still can't even reach a conference championship. Shame!
>>157415064The Cowturds are the most shilled team in the NFL. The fact that -ACK! still can't get the job done is sad.
>>157415064thats interesting that the saints had one playoff win before brees came along and have zero playoff wins since he left. what a coincidence
>>157415025Do stattyboys need to watch the games? Do they even want to?
Romo would have had a ring by now if they'd just stuck with him.
>>157412962It's not too late to join us, you know?
>>157415098nope. they are just box score retards
>>157415099[X] Doubt
dem Boyz https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcOLGyOOoLG/
suck lol
lmao
>>1574144581994 Steve Young>goes into the playoffs as regular season MVP having set the record for passer rating >blows Chicago the fuck out 44-15 in the divisional round, has a passing and rushing td and a 105 rating before taking his foot off the gas and eventually being subbed out because the game was over by halftime. Niners scored 37 straight points>beats the two-time defending champ Cowboys in the NFFCG and prevents what would have been the only threepeat in NFL history because the Cowboys would have heemed the Chargers just like SF did. 3 total TDs (2 passing, 1 rushing), no picks, 47 rushing yards>throws SIX fucking toucdowns in the super bowl and leads the team in rushing, in a 49-26 heeming His yardage totals don't look that impressive but it's because they had 2+ touchdown leads by halftime in all 3 games and mostly played to hold the lead after that. He had 11 total touchdowns in 3 playoff games as they oustcored their opponents by a combined score of 131-69. Flacco had to eke out 2 3-point wins in that super bowl run and never scored above 40 points. Young and the Niners just assraped everyone and scored 40+ in 2 out of 3 games
>>157415121Buy an ad, faggot.
>>157415099>>157415026Cowboys are never winning anything, Jerruh literally sold his soul to satan for that one post-Jimmy Johnson Super Bowl win.
>/nfl/: hurr durr culvers is based!then explain this
>>157415178>culversSorry, Ive never heard of this flyover slop before
>>157415141>Flacco had to eke out 2 3-point wins in that super bowl runNiners were getting btfo until the mysterious (((power outage))) in the sb
>>157415178disgusting Midwestern slop
Can't wait for the start of the season. Yes I will be devouring a meat feast from Pizza Hut to celebrate the Pats defeating the Seahawks.
>>157415098No, they invent metrics like WVDPP and try and sabermetrics everything, not understanding football has a dogshit sample size to extraploate from.
>>157415194I will be taking my annual Monday day off, post week 1 sunday, so that I can recover
>>157414458some were calling him elite
The NFL Kickoff game is 21 days away, scheduled for Wednesday, September 9, 2026. The Seattle Seahawks host the New England Patriots at Lumen Field in Seattle at 8:20 p.m. ET.
>>157415178I have literally only ever seen white people there
>>157415026Before the owl and his late career gaudy numbers Brees was pretty much considered in the same tier as Dak, an obvious franchise QB that most teams would be lucky to have but isn't truly special. If Dak can put up 5000 yard seasons and 70% completion in his 40s they would be more comparable.
>>157415220>jeethawks
>show up to training camp>see Stroud is STILL your QB>reach down and rip the ACL out of your kneeIt was the only logical thing to do
>>157415220pats getting they bussy blown out I fear
>>157415220Wednesday night football is fucked up
who will be the first QB to get their bussy broken this season?
>>157415186We're talking about playoff runs, not just Superbowl games. Btw Young mogs him in both
>>157415253Nix breaks his ankle again week 2
>>157415220>Wednesday
>>157415253>using their when its a group of menDumb anime zoomer
Passing Yards Prop: Stroud's 2026 regular season passing yards over/under line on DraftKings Sportsbook is positioned at 3,549.5 yards (juiced at -110 for both over and under).Context: The Texans enter the season as favorites in the AFC South, though Stroud faces pressure to rebound following a bumpy finish to the previous campaign and an injury to receiver depth.
>>157414994Blo Dix sucks. He's a Paytonbabby.
>>157415194Based lad
>>157415026>stat padscott
>>157415270more primetime games are better
>>157415220Drake Maye will commit 7 turnovers.
>>157415302never forget that comeback vs the packers in the 'offs
>>157415026Deshaun Watson has a better career passer rating than both of them, so what?
>>157415178Culvers is good but too expensive. You’re spending $12 minimum for a fast food meal
>>157415253Probably Joe Burrow
>>157415253RG4. I think this is the year where people will finally agree that he’s not a franchise guy
>>157415274triggered bitch lmao
>>157415266>>157415302broncos are going to rape the rest of you AFCW jeets
>>157415194I hope you don't mind cold 'za because you'll be waiting awhile to celebrate that again.
Harbaugh, can I?Just pardon my mannersBoy how you shake it got a nigga like (Oh!)It's a Kodak moment Let me go and get my camera All I wanna know is Harbaugh can I?
>>157415253Caleb is due for an injury. My money is on Kyler Murray because 9 is inevitable
>>157415302dork poopscoot
>>157415305t. Rodger Goddell
Rayne DaGOATa
>>157415253Dart
SoFi Ty this week
>>157415220>wednesday
>>157415223white people love bland food for some reason
>>157415403Finna bring my own Lawrys nigga
>>157415337you mean jd5?
>see back spasms on an injury report keeping a player out>always found it odd>had one myselfJesus fucking Christ I can see why they're out
>>157415425the leaf knows what's up
>>157415403>>157415448I make sure my shit is seasoned to the bone
I had meat loaf, mashed potatoes, and green beans for dinner.
>>157415403>ayo where da lawrys at?
>>157415473I used to sleep on meat loaf but as an adult, I love it. Especially with gravy.
>>157415469He's surprisingly accurate with the spice distribution
>>157415469Imagine a medieval spice trader seeing this shit
>>157415473I wish. I settled for Burger King tonight
>>157415473ketchup or no ketchup?
>>157415476eat your dinner, timmie
>>157415473I fried up some bluegill I caught last weekend
>>157415498>Rice Needs to be mashed potatoes
is it true that black people (niggers) can't drink milk and eat cheese?
>>157415529
>>157415529Nah nigga. Black Folx dun shit they selfs
>>157415529Maybe with ones in Africa. Usually it hits Asians the hardest
>>157415498/deenz/ > "meal hack" 1 pot recipies
>>157415529you ever meet an congolese cheese monger?
>>157415554Foid dinner. Paper plates? Come on jack.
>>157415554Canned salmon is not “deenz” you woman
>>157415544
>>157415141Hadn’t considered that Neat
>>157415576Kek
>>157415487A1
>>157415554
>>157415565>>157415573Tomorrow is rib day, also on paper plates because I support the timber industry go hawks.
>9ers chargers tomorrow Hopefully we get some kino season ending injuries
Did we ever get a definitive answer as to WHY Bustin Herbert is so god awful in the playoffs? Seems like the sort of thing that should be investigated. Could he be betting against his team and cashing out?
fat fucks
>>157415615Nah he just sux, simple as
>>157415590Rofl this screams beard oil and Black Rifle coffee.
Maybe Caleb isn't so cool after all https://youtube.com/shorts/bpap_A6ozm0(DJ Moore is born & raised Philly, college at U Maryland in DC suburbs)
>>157415615O Line is down to third stringers by January
>>157415615Haunted by the ghost of Philip Rivers.
>>157415590paper plates are for large casual gatherings, you're just a lazy retard
>>157415664Also for arts and crafts.
>>157415615He's /weakmind/ and /bitchmade/ ive been saying it for years. He's too skittish facing the rush and is lowkey dogshit in the redzone
>>157415691>I require... I require... paper plate bean shakers
>>157415615He only got good at football to fuck Madison Beer. He just needed regular season statpadding and an arm.
>>157415649Well that can't be the reason, anon. If you consult the inactives from Bustin's infamous 4 interception meltdown against the Texans, you'll see that they were only missing one single o-lineman that game. Perhaps there's a different reason, one that isn't so easily disproven?
Jaxson Smiff Njigaboo tears his ACL off the bone week 1 I fear.
If you don’t know about him yet… you will
>>157412872Tits mcgee
>>157415758Literally who
>>157413128
>>157415590This nigga eats goldfish with his ribs lmfao
>>157415789next tyreek hill fo sho niiiiiiiiiiguh
>>157415789Ignorance is bliss. Enjoy it while you can…
>>157415803he got ran the fuck down by 59, an OLB even after he took a bad angle.
I have this theory that the real kiwi trip fag from years ago doesn't post here anymore and the fake one just cercumvents this by screening every one of that guys posts but only from the archive (how convient). It doesn't make sense that a loyal ravens fan would suddenly start rooting for a team in Detroit of all places hmmm. almost like this faggot imposter lives there.
>queefies getting uppity before their annual flu hits
>>157415808No, he was supposed to be tackled by him for a loss and gained 10 yards instead actually
>>157415816Ew. Dont ever (You) me again, statmutt
>>157415813Sweaty hands typed this post>>157415819Why are you so dumb?
>>157415794those are beans!!!!!>>157415664It's a birthday party, I'm making 3 racks>>157415635that's rude I put cream in my coffee and don't even drink fully caffeinated stuff
>>157415813Imagine pretending to be another poster how unkempt
>>157415833this nigga eating BEANS
>>157415026This
>>157415812Broships have been a thing for years dumbass newfag keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek get worked
Why did nobody tell me that the Chiefs are so loaded this season? What the fuck? It’s truly over for us
>>157415852kys
>>157415853Thank you for your levelheaded acknowledgement of the facts, and not allowing yourself to become emotionally disturbed. That is a rare thing, among swine.
>>157415853Your moms ass is loaded
>>157415863Trust me I know
MIna Kimes called me the n-word in 2011.
>>157415852>posting screenys with zero validity to it being the same posterit's blatantly obvious you aren't the same kiwi™
I could HEEM everyone ITT
>>157415833happy birthday retard
>>157415849>Not comparing rape statsDisregarded
>>157415880Not me, faggot. Because we are good friends and you would find yourself unable to harm me.
>>157415880>things kiwi says on a date
>>157415876The kiwi is the detoilet webm poster. He accidently let up the one time and posted using his vpn. I'm not aware of any sorts of him being a different poster under a vpn however since this "kiwi" posts not under any trip it cannot be quantified unfortunately.
STINKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I'd beat Kiwi's ass then clap Kiwi's ass.
>>157415894Caleb....
>>157415893Sad to say, the Chiefs never recovered from this game, while the Lions went on to win their first super bowl, just as they thought they would
>>157415893Damn, what an embarrassing and debilitating loss. Hmmmm....I wonder who went on the win the Super Bowl that season? I wonder who choked a 17 point lead away in the NFC Championship that same year. I also wonder who got their cheeks clapped two years later?
>>157415900>>157415905>So fucking mind raped he double posted.KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>157415908>You're mind raped because I got BTFOWhy do Chiefs haters operate on such weird logic?
>>157415908interesting
“L”ions one won week 1 regular season game and unironically thought they became the Chiefs rival kek! They would even be in the middle of getting blown out by the Packers and come to /nfl/ to talk shit about the Chiefs. Shit team and always will be
>he did it again
>>157415918Many such cases
F
>>157415927They fucked Brittany right after this was taken btw
>>157412872>McCarthy to hand reins to Howard, Allar vs. JetsDoes he have the balls to do Rudolph and Rodgers for the Bills?
>>157415874Mina Kimes called me the n-word last night.
“L”ionshitters be like >Ok our dynasty might be over now but hey, remember that one time in regular s—No shitter, we don’t. We don’t remember
Cumming inside Kay Adams.
This poor soul is truly mindbroken, and schizophrenic
The Patriots WR Corps:AJ Brown, Romeo Doubs, Kyle Williams, Kayshon Boutte, and Demario DouglasThat's honestly really good. Maye got a great #1 and solid #2, plus he already has established chemistry with the latter 4.
>>157415950>forgetting based Mack Hollins
>L-Lions!!!!!!! I cant stop thinking about those Lions raping my mind and soul
>>157415950AJ Brown is the only good receiver at all, the rest are nonentities. And while he’s top 5, it’s not enough. Pats still have neither an elite offense or defense and can’t hope to be a contender this season
When Roethlisberger was drafted, there was a buzz about it and then we won two Superbowls with him. No buzz, no Superbowls.
>>157415953That would be you about Chiefs gods, which is why you posted about us first, and can’t get over the fact that you never measured up to being the rival you thought you were and flamed out without even reaching an owl kek
Let's keep it Seahawks related everyone. Did we all enjoy the new episode of Based John and Mike Build a Winning Culture?
>>157415963Buzz or not that man would not be denied.
ummm? guys????
>>157415968I’m not watching but I see clips of it sometimes on reddit and I liked the one of Jaxon Smith Niggajigga’s routes
Will he make the roster?
>>157415981he shouldnt, but he will anyway because everyone knows hes flat broke and its a bad look for the NFL even though its not their problem.
>>157415981Who else do they have at WR? As long as his legs aren't completely gone he should be their slot
I can't fucking believe the Jets signed Geno again. They drafted him, they know what he is, they've watched him not get much better over the last, what, decade? And now that he's older and slower and not any smarter they've signed him again.It's exactly like how Revis and Cromartie went back to the Jets, in Revis' case right after winning a Super Bowl with the Patriots. Why are the Jets like this?
Just 4 weeks until the Magic beginshttps://youtube.com/shorts/9cIEs0SCyS0
>>157416001They're going for that 1st overall pick
>>157416001The only guy still there from when he was drafted is the owner.
>>157415979Yeah that was cool. Darnold's kino spiral was also good.
>>157416001He was the most accurate passer in the league and threw for over 4k yards twice with my Seahawkies :)
>>157416000Braxton Berrios, the great white hope.
>>157416001He helped the raiders earn their number 1 pick :)
wowowow, Darnold's throw is so efficient I have over a MEGABYTE of space to increase the bitrate on his kino Hard Knocks scene!!!
>>157416040nice
>>157416040Signing Arnold is bad karma.
>>157416040I could never throw a spiral like that
lol just ran down a Queefie in my car on the way home from a quick 7-11 trip.
>>157416073Damn you're a real one anon
The ufc really turned joshua van into the cooler joshua van by making him wear sunglasses to everything now that hes champ
>>157416073>>157416075That's nothing, a Seahawks chud ran Kyle Shanahan off the road and threatened his family and the powers that be covered the whole thing up. Such is life in the Darnoldreich.
>>157415918None of these are the original kiwi btw. It's just some weirdo fag posting using the skin of some long gone (possibly dead) triptranny.
>>157416090>Seahawks chud
>>157416040Robinson helped conceive of the idea of the forward pass, in part as a result of a meeting with the great Wisconsin political leader Robert M. Lafollette, Sr.:In the spring of 1904, Robinson was summoned by Governor La Follette to the Executive Mansion, which was just a short walk from the U of W campus. In a February 5, 1946 interview with the St. Louis Post-Dispatch's Robert Morrison, Robinson recalled that the Governor's "wife was from my home town and our families were acquainted... So at the university football practices, where La Follette used to come occasionally, he would often stop to talk to me."Even so, Robinson was puzzled by the Governor's invitation until, "he showed me a letter from Teddy Roosevelt. There had been a lot of injuries in football and a movement was on foot to abolish the game. Roosevelt wrote that he did not want it wiped out and he thought it was an excellent game for character building, so La Follette asked me 'what do you think can be done to spread the game out and soften it up a bit?' "Writing in his memoirs, Robinson remembered suggesting "increasing the distance to be gained in a set number of downs, to develop the kicking angle and introducing some of the elements of basketball and English Rugby; with perhaps allowing the throwing of the ball forward." Sometime later, Robinson "met with the Governor and he told me to develop handling and throwing the ball because he was sure that eventually there would be changes in the rules along that line."
>>157415908>>157415921>>157415949>>157415977Like clock work
>>157416099It's true.
>>157416133wtf it's real
>>157416148Yes, dashcam footage from his tesla leaked to Ian Rapereport.
So the new Madden came out a week ago
>>157416176Fake. Sony stopped printing discs and they would never have a homosexual without 4k passing yards on the cover of a real Madden.
I'm going to play with my penis soon
>>157416176I played it on my record player and it didn't do anything but make weird noises so I sent it back
>>157416215You're going to pressure your Penix in the pocket?
>>157416215what would something like that look like?
>>157416217>bussy enlarged to show detail
>>157416217Did you try the DVD player?
I'm just gonna go ahead and predict Bills and Seahawks in the Owl; my same prediction as last year. And I was halfway right! Here's to another half-brained prediction coming true!*Cheers*
>>157416176The guy at the store told me that's Chicago, and the guy is like the Batman or Spiderman of Chicago
>>157416240He also said it's like condoms, they come in 3 different colors
Jffm I need your help real quick, what time is it in NZ and is it considered east/west/south or what?
>>157416360I got your help right here*squirts diarrhea in your mouth*
>>157416240>$70 for the new Madden I'll take a 30 cent bullet to the brain instead, thanks.
Please, I'm trying to humiliate a falseflagging Asian who is pretending to be from NZ / Canada in another thread
>>157416217But did you guys know the PS1 version of Symphony of the Night actually does have a bonus audio track if you put it in a cd player
more like symphony of this bussy
>>157416388FUCK my Saturn chud life.
>>157416395That would just be bored, gay sex sounds
>>157416404Aka chiefs stadium
>>157416395
>>157416360>>157416382If you're still here it's 7:29pm and the whole country is one timezone
>>157416450I meant is it considered western/eastern/southern over there, some bug tried to say it's western, which indicates he's from SE Asia
The Chiefs have one of the worst WR rooms in the AFC, why don't Mahomesfag protest their poor offensive roster construction more?
>minafags finally banned
Heh. Mahomes? He just needs more hall of famers on offense is all.
>>157416462Well yea New Zealand is a "western" country in terms of culturally. Places like UK, Canada, USA, Australia etc are all considered western even though they're on opposite sides of the world. If he's talking culturally it's 100% right
>>157416472This but unironically, I don't get why they didn't sign Diggs at least, criminal history is obviously not a consideration when teambuilding for them
>>157416483Interesting, so maybe he was referring to Canada but the fucker blew it with the time in screenshot, converting the time in google said it would be around 5pm
>>157416463No, we don’t at all. Rashee Rice is a horse of a receiver who’s around 15th in the league at worst, Xavier Worthy is a speedster stud and Cyrus Allen is a rookie standout. What you’re claiming is entirely in your head and probably wishful thinking, due to being a seething tranny
I should just start a lazy NFL channel so I can get Prize Picks sponsorship money
wiping my fucking ass. teams for this feel?
>>157413653Yeah, it's a really shitty feeling. All I remember is that I simultaneously wanted to throw up and go to sleep, and no one would let me lie down. That's all I remember though.
Players drafted to teams like the Jets, Browns etc. should receive extra pay due to pain and suffering
What did they mean by this
>>157417713The white boy summer is still in season
>>157417713
Juju can’t make the Giants, Hollywood can’t make the Eagles, Thornton couldn’t make it with New England, Worthy had a torn labrum, and Rice missed half the season. That was the Chiefs wide receiving corps last year
>>1574178591,171 snaps went to 2 players (Juju and Hollywood) that can’t even make the Eagles and Giants 53 man roster
Your reminder that TrevGOD LawPRINCE will have a legacy season and win the AFC
>>157415253Sauce me up senpai
How do you still care about this sport anymore. The Taylor Swift crap made me lose all interest. Between that and forcing vax on all players why should I care anymore. It's almost as bad as baseball with some sheisty business group paying Ohtani in escrow to avoid taxes then spending billions on championships while a bunch of cattle just become Dodgers fans. NFL is probably all just theater too with the Browns being the laughingstock for decades.
>>157418013imagine being so retarded to think that its rigged, no billionaire is paying tens of billions to be known as a loser for the rest of their life no matter how sound the investment is
>>157418013it's still entertaining once a weekjust watch RedZone and laugh about foombles, picks, and doinks in the thread
Holy Based.
ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>157418046this is why its insufferable to be around neonazis and racists. They hoot and holler about numbers as if everything in the world revolves around them and cannot do a second of research
>>157416176I like how he jumps. Jumping gets you closer to the hoop and gives you a better chance of making a basket, statistically.
>>157416217You've got to put the record player on at night.
>>157418046This is the racist equivelant of if the Chiefs posted6 -> 7 and it was a bunch of gen alphoids freaking out and doing silly dances
>>157416217See this code on the front? Discs are nice, but all you really need is the code. Basically, I am playing your game right now. Thanks for the game.
>>157416240John Madden is dead. So, do they have a soulless AI generated John Madden voice in the game?
>>157418155I don't think madden has been in it for over 10 years barring some archive audio. Wouldn't put it past them though, I haven't played one of these in a couple years.
>>157418155>John Madden is dead.thanks for spoiling the game for me, asshole.
>>157416240It's the Chicago skyline and this symbolizes the bears flying south to Indiana for the winter.
>>157418046What happened to 15->87?
>>157417149About to do the same.
I want to get ran through by as many NFL players as possible. How do I accomplish this?
>>157418239Just be yourself, bro. I'm sure you give off major faggot vibes.
>>157417713Kek my based Chiefies
>>157418273what sport is this?
less than a month to go until season starts frens
>>157418046>it's real wtf?
>>157418273I'm going to guess the strangler is on the right.
>>157418285I watched soccer this summer and it made me so thankful for football.
>>157418345This means you have low football IQ. Its actually interesting watching soccer with people that have a good football IQ
>>157418334Yes. Left called some engineers, doctors, and lawyers "nigger" when they were culturally enriching her infant child.
>broncos associated with choking heh
>>157418402Oh, hey, it's that lady.
>>157418430Kek!
>>157418385Soccer is a Lez Affair. The whole thing is disorderly. There are no rules about where you have to throw the ball in from when the ball goes out. Half the time, the person who touched the ball last before it goes out gets it back. They never stop the clock and just guess the extra time at the end. Apparently, penalties are for how big an ouchie someone got, not if illegal contact was made. Diving into the grass and rolling around crying are a fundamental strategy. There are apparently no penalties for embellishment.I am being gracious here. It's actually egregiously neglectful the way they run the game. It makes me think of the Spanish or French smoking cigarettes on a balcony in a city that smells like piss because at 74 degrees, "It's too hot to do any work today."
i jacked off to completion to the will levis sex tapei came to will levis
>>157418285Hyped!
Oh, that reminds me, I nearly forgot to masturbate this morning, thanks anon
>>157418239Broncos fans are always up so early
>>157416240>The 13-4 Jaguars are the same overall as the 4-13 GiantsI wonder who is in charge of the ratings for the game
>[Shefter] Lamar Jackson asked about how the team is adjusting under new head coach Jesse Minter: “We talmbout binna bouta bidda. Folk, ain’t no type of see about. Whoda wadda hick hock SIZZURP tryna be. Turtle gang.” Wow. Powerful praise from the two-time MVP in Baltimore.
>>157418665Great post
>>157415348>refers to a he in a group of hes as a theirYoure mind broken at an intrinsic level
At this point there’s no genuine debate that Allen is #2 in the league and Lamar is #3 at best, right
>>157415274Why do zoomers do this? Poor grammar or trying to be politically correct?
>>157418715I would say the top 4 is solidly locked in now yes. Mahomes Allen Lamar Burrow is pretty universally held
There needs to be an nfl team in Japan so they can play Tokyo drift every game and during the superbowl win
There is no reason Hurts shouldn’t be top 3. Two super bowl appearances and one ring. That’s more than anyone other than Mahomes can say, including Stat Padford.
>>157418778Sadly, super bowl wins are meaningless now that shart fartnold has one
>>157418791One ring can be a meme but not when combined multiple sb appearances. He’s a proven postseason winner
>>157417713they know what they're doing here
>>157418778>>157418796Super team QBs get less credit. I’m not going to go so far as to say Hurts is a “bus rider” but he’s definitely benefited by the team he’s on much more than the AFC QBs, which everyone knows. That’s why they don’t rate him
>>157418778did you give that respect to mr. unlimited?
>>157418665That's racist
>>157416001>signedoh its even funnier they traded for him
>>157418833>Ship out Rodgers for Justin Fields >Trade for Geno SmithBlack coaches are so annoying. Only based Uncle Tomlin has proven to not be brotha brained. And I guess also Todd Bowel Movement but nobody thinks about him
Hurts is stuck in the Russell Wilson box
>>157418840Romeo Crennel at least has a name thats fun to say
Black coaches take office and be like “mhmmm cuz yall KNOW when I get my hands on career backup quarterback Atlanta Q-Tip it’s going to be OVER for dis league uh huh believe about it”
>>157418720Theyve been trained wrong as a purposeful joke
>>157418873even DeNegro Cryins doesn't say that
How do we know that Russini's husband didn't set her up with Vrabel himself? He is white after all. They enjoy this kind of thing.
>>157418889What I don’t understand is how a mid dog like Russini is scoring big Mike cock when he could surely bust down much hotter and younger pootangs who would have a vested interest in securing him as their sugar daddy
>>157418778Just ignore that he only made the owl with stacked rosters
>>157418889Would that make it any less disgusting?
>>157418887He currently has a black qb genius. Don’t be surprised when his next one is too. They’re unironically like thatAnthony Lynn had to be fired because he refused to start Herbert over Tyrod Taylor
>>157418889i miss any form of women wearing jeans over the yogapants and tights of today. The pictures are nice to have but theres just something about blue jeans man
>>157418931Gotchu senpai Go eagles
>>157412872who is the titcow?
>>157419175
>>157412957>HE JUST CAN'T WIN WITH THESE CATS!!!>wild card weekend statline: 21/45, 219yds, 1td, 2int, 1fumble>HE'S REALLY ELITE GUYS HE JUST NEEDS MORE HELP!!!!!
>>157413653Yes and it was later at night and I wanted to go to sleep but knew I shouldn't so I just had to stay up feeling like shit for a while.
>>157414860>Justin Herbert's #1 fan
>>157413777CTE is largely an excuse for nfl negroids acting on their biology
>>157413653yes i took a wicked hit at practice and my coach gave me a ride home and when i got home i was laying in bed and started hallucinating that my hands were getting bigger and bigger and was feeling like i was going to pass out so my older brother helped me stay awake until it eased off after like an hour or two
Tfw us true lifelong Bills fans know we are destined for yet another divisional round exit :(
>>157419438This is still better than the late 90s up until you hired Sean McDermott. Those were dark times.
>>157419489McDerpmott sabotaged the Bills multiple times in the playoffs. Thank God he's out.
>>157419524Bills will go back to missing the playoffs without Sean
>>157419571Doubt. Allen, Cook, Moore, Kincaid, and Knox will be offensively good enough to drag the team to another divisional round exit.
New thread when?
>>157419613In nine posts
>>157419626JJ McCarthean…
>Gaylen Squirts
>>157419626I love the word “sack.” Something about it just gets my blood flowing. I love thinking about all the sacks on the field.
>>157419638
>>157419647Everyone is saying Riq has looked dramatically better today than yesterday. It's going to be a rollercoaster, I guess.
>>157419655That's exactly how he played on the Seahawks
>>157419636GayGay McShartian…
>>157419438I’d love to see the Bills make it back to a SB, play an outstanding game, it’s close late, and then just one mistake or missed field goal costs them everything. I don’t even hate the Bills. They’re just one of or even the team where enjoying their misery is very satisfying.
>>157419696>>157419696>>157419696New
>>157419698Fans of cursed teams are gluttons for punishment by default.
>>157412872C-could you er pass the milk please
>>157414756> All of Burrow, Lamar and Allen are better than P. Manning, Rothslisburger and Drew BreesLol. Lmao even. Manning is a top 5-8 all time. Brees was a 1st ballot HOF. Big Ben has a fair chance to be 1st ballot and will be HOF soon if not 1st ballot. Allen could become 1st ballot. The monkey won’t since he’s already declining. Burrow won’t be 1st ballot if he stays in Cincy. If he’s healthy and goes to a real team then he could end up above Brees. None of those 3 are going to top Manning’s career.
>>157415026That’s actually impressive
>>157415141Steve Young never gets enough credit. He’s the best dual threat QB of all time.
>>157415403>literally conquered the world for spices>browns bitch about this>reeeee why don’t wippo season dey foodDo nons really?
>>157415425>>157415476I forgot about Lawry's memesKek
