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In just over 3 weeks, my quarterback is going to RAPE this hopeless Chiefs squad for the 4th consecutive time.
Retro Bowl difficulty: extremeAnyone know this feel?
how many today?
>>157419719Is he starting week 1?
>>157419719I can't really hazard a guess if you're not willing to be more specific.
>>157419725I legitimately can’t tell if this is Mendoza or Kirk, so, yes.
2nd pick on a gimmick
MVP: Joe BurrowOPOY: Omarion HamptonOROY: Jeremiyah LoveDPOY: Aidan HutchinsonDROY: Sonny StylesCBPOY: Patrick MahomesPOY: Tristan WirfsCOTY: Ben Johnson
the Texans' owner's wife looks like fun
>>157419755Yeah, too bad her team SUCKS
>>157419524>McDerpmott sabotaged the Bills multiple times in the playoffs. Thank God he's outAnd before you had him, you were doing jack shit. At least have some gratitude for him making your team respectable again.
>>157419729Fernando Gabriel Mendoza V (born October 1, 2003) is an American professional football quarterback for the Las Vegas Raiders of the National Football League (NFL). Mendoza played college football for the California Golden Bears for three seasons before transferring to the Indiana Hoosiers in 2025, where he won the Heisman Trophy en route to a national championship. He was selected by the Raiders first overall in the 2026 NFL draft.Raiders play NFL football tonight.
>>157419756The Cowboys' lack of success since the mid 90s is funny. The problem isn't that they can't draft or develop good players. They've had a lot of really talented teams.
>>157419776all josh
fucking cowards deleted it
>>157419787McDermott made the playoffs before Josh Allen was even on the team and made the playoffs when Josh Allen was still clearly a work in progress. He clearly played a hand in turning them around.
>>157419787McDermott’s first year was with Tyrod. Josh’s first year, he was shit
>>157419784>>157419756in 95 jerruh made a deal with the “God”(the devil) that if the cowboys won super bowl 30 hed be ok with never winning another one again they won that super bowl and havent made it out of the divisional round since
>>157419770Toxins D gonna bootyblast your shit team QB.
>>157419709Fpbp
>>157419755BBC summon dance(Big Bo Cock)
I miss Brady, Peyton, Eli, and all those other niggas so much bros. The past 25-plus years of football was the best the sport's ever been
>>1574197342025’s 2nd overall pick, a 2025 2nd round pick, a 2025 4th round pick, and 2026’s 24th overall.
Hey fellow /sp/artans, long time poster 1st time lurker. I don't want to give out too much information but over this and next weekend I will likely start 1 game at quarterback. I have a real chance of making the active roster as a backup. Now I've never been designated to start an NFL game so I need a good pre game routine to get me ready to go like all the great starters do. Which one do you think will make me perform best on the field?>1. Watching videos of Mike Tyson so I can see how a winner acts.>2. Dribbling a basketball at mid field.>3. Meditating under the uprights and telling my teammates they need to be quiet.>4. Shaking a towel around like I'm throwing it and yelling nonsense>5. Wear my socks inside out and tell my mom to fuck off.>6. Throw upAny help would be appreciated.
foobaw
>>157419909kys
<3
>>157419917I wouldn't consider Dwayne Haskins one of the greats, no offense.
unconscionable
>>1574199099ian…
>>157419939Maybe he's the reason they sucked dick the last few years literal dick sucking energy.
>>157419939people lose their jobs :|people (gay) lose their jobs :o
>>157419939YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO FIRE GAY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many tonight?
>>157419983Why do you always post pics of this woman as if anyone knows who she is?
>>157419939Based tits
>>157419995Nta but I know who she is.
>>157419983>>157419995Immediately ruined when I learned she rooted for more than one team
>>157420013At least it's only shit teams like the Chargers and Vikings
>>157419995Everyone knows who she is
Surely an NFL team won't fall for this the 4th time, right?
>>157420057He's replacing Aaron Glenn
>My Bronkekayabadabadoos… back in the basement… why even live
>>157420076Unironically, Josh McDaniels is a worse coach than Aaron Glenn. Glenn is in over his head, McDaniels is in over his head and poisons the entire lockerroom and makes everyone on the team fucking hate him.
PANTHERS GONNA GO 7-10 AND WIN SHIT MOUNTAIN AGAIN
>>157419983Those are the faces Bronkeks make when they finally manage to solve captcha
>>157420096Donkeys will make the playoffs and go one and done. Queefs will be eliminated by week 15 again
>>157420123You don’t know ball. Broncos will finish last in the division and miss the playoffs and Chiefs bounce back with a vengeance and the best run game in the league. We’re going to the owlBut yes, you have to get in your obligatory contrarianism and insist otherwise, as you have every season before being accidentally right once so now you’ll never shut up
>>157419909> Meditating under the uprights and telling my teammates they need to be quiet.Yeah, don't do that
>>157420139Yup, you're having one.
Gayven niggers are having another melty on reddit again.
>>157420139You said the Chiefs were going to win the owl last season so I guess you dont know ball
>>157419792What happened to him? Last year at LSU was bad but not undrafted bad.
>>157420273Yeah you’re right, I’ve only been right that the Chiefs are going to the owl countless times and you were wrong all those times and right once, so I’m the one who doesn’t know ball. CorrectPeak Chiefs hating intellectual moment
>>157420139>best run game in the leagueNo. Not even in the running. If Walker gets 1,000 yards this season that would be a huge win for the Chiefs. Mahomes has never had anything more than security in short yardage scenarios in the run game during his career. If they’re just solid then that will be great. The Chiefs don’t have the guards or receivers to be an elite running team. Not to mention 37 year old Kelce is their TE1, and he has not been a great blocking TE since before Mahomes got there.
>>157420316K9 is elite and Emmett Johnson is going to be a star, you don’t know ball“N-not even in the running!!” lol seethe more
Woke up with a sticky ass and a great big grin on my face
New cellys!!
>Asante Samuel Jr is entering his 6th season in the NFLThe first time I hear him described as a "veteran corner" I will crumble into dust and scatter into the breeze.
>[Highlight] Bengals QB Joe Burrow says he's trying to manifest a Super Bowl this season: "I'm tired of saying next year, next year, next year. This is it. Life is too short to keep pushing things down the road.">Manifestthis is not the words you want to hear from your QB
>>157420341celebrations should be banned again
>>157420357Joe Burrow finally realized that he plays for the Bengals.
Sacks and pressure rate are qb stats
>>157420330You need more than just good RBs to be an elite running team, you retard. They could be top 10-15 easily this year, which again, that would be great for them. They are not going to be the best in the NFL at it, and you’re delusional if you think they compare to those that are setup to excel at running the ball. Then again, you are a Chiefs fan, so I repeat myself.
>hurr durr the lions window is closed!APOLOGIZE
>>157420341>Tears a hammy celebrating
>>157420383The fucking Jets could make the playoffs with that schedule
>>157420383Well yeah, they have one of the most talented teams in the league, especially on offense. It would be ridiculous to think they can't make noise in the playoffs.
>>157419816>texans elite defense picks off my QB>stroud throws a pick 6 right back to meI ain't even mad. You better drop that zoomer mutt if you ever want to sniff a bowl. He's already cost you a trip to the Superbowl at minimum. With how good the Texans Defense is they would have had a good shot at winning it all if Stroud didn't have the worst QB play imaginable last postseason.
>>157420383When you have Jared Goffie as your Quarterback anything is possible
will this be the Chicago Bears year? They're so lost in the dysphoria..
>>157420383>absolutely buckbroken ever since they choked to the niners, coached by the ultimate chokerIt was all over since then. Brock Purdy raped the Lions best hopes at getting to and winning a bowl.
>>157419995>lurk more
>>157420404He’s too busy motor boatin his wife’s tig bitties to be truly elite.
>>157420377>You need more than just good RBs to be an elite running team, you retard.Yeah even pretending that isn’t as stupid as it is, the barely logical cope you’re trying doesn’t work either. You’re claiming we don’t have a good enough o-line for an elite run game, just more evidence you don’t know anything or are just seething, in which case trying to type like you’re giving a serious take is cringe. Just say “Chiefsucklol!” and move on. We have two stud RBs and our line is more than good enough to open holes for them, cry about it. And next time you want to pretend like you’re giving objective analysis be a little less angry about it, clown
The Chiefs are bussy and the Chargers are finished. gg Bo
>>157419696how do you get to superb owl xl?you don't take a planeyou don't take a trainyou take DA BUS!
>>157420383"Our window is not closed"sounds awfully a lot like what someone would say when their window has closed...
Thoughts on Cam and his nice family?
>>157420450eh
>>157420465I’m not gay.
>>157420491Disgusting tattoo family
How will you cope with the niners winning the super bowl this season?
>>157420513lmao
>>157419709Colorado activities
>>157420513“Dang it, my broncos didnt win. Oh well, maybe next year”
>>157420435The Chiefs and Chargers will both have at least 8 more wins than the Broncos lol
Feels good knowing Josh Allen will never win anything important.>B-But he won MVP!DEI wins aren't wins.
>>157420547his career isn't even half over yet
>>157420547>DEIBut allen is a ytoid, he isn’t diverse at all
>>157420556>meme qb post-30
>>157420547>>157420556I knew in the late 00s that Rivers would never win an owl. Sometimes you just know.
>>157420513"Yay, my team won!"Unfortunately, Shanahan loves giving up big leads in big games. His crunch time play calling and time management is abysmal. He's the #1 reason why the niners turned around, and the #1 reason why they can't win the big one.
might have a quick jerk before work
>>157419792Based if true
As a Bills fan, I could honestly see Josh winning the Owl in the twilight of his career with a different team.
>>157420521I have no fucking idea whether or not this has any impact on anything at all, all I know is I'd rather not live next to one of these. It just doesn't seem right.>panthers, cardinals, and saints have had as many injuries to starters as the niners, give or take>panthers also have a substation near their training field
>>157420565elway and steve young both won theirs post-30
>>157419939Someone check the “early life” on these two
>>157420599he's going to have the hardest transition of any of the "upper echelon" QBs during the 2nd half of his career because a gigantic part of his game has just been bulldozing over people to the endzone and ask Cam how long that lasts
joe bussy is relentlessly handsome. imagine the sweaty fucks with this adonis post practice
>>157420299>we won some super bowls a few years ago!I imagine this is how cowgirl fans were in the late 90s to early 2000s.
>>157420632Scholars are going to wonder for decades how he managed to fuck up a sure thing such as being gifted Jamaar Chase
>>157420637and stoolers, and patshit fans, and Aiders, and broncucks really every historically accomplished fanbase does this
>>157420299You said you don't even watch football games and only come here to debate. Post one Chiefs jersey that isn't the Mutt or Kelce with a timestamp if you want to disprove me
>>157420651My niners too...>dad got to grow up watching them win bowl after bowl>all I get is choking with so much hof talent
>>157420640i think it takes more than an elite QB and WR to win championships
>>157420629I wonder how he feels about being good enough to drag an entire team of guys to the post season every year and then realizing he can't do everything by himself once it dawns on him that Owls can't be won that way. It takes a village, y'know...
I'm nervous as fuck for this season. What if it's all a lie?
>>157420656he had his chance with the Rams Super Bowl and BLEW IT
>>157420656It takes a good oline and dline actually
>>157420662i think he'll get another chance
>>157420661What are you even nervous about? You have no expectations. Everyone thinks you're a 7-8 win team at best. You have nothing to lose. Should be in a good position for a high draft pick and then a playoff team in a couple of years.
>>157420662Reffies gifted stat padford that ring. The Logan Wilson DPI was horse shit
>>157420661lolwat no one thinks the Saints are going to do anything
>bro why are you posting that stuff about me on 4channel?what do you do
>>157420672they're probably just a fairweather sulking back in for the first year their team had cap space
>>157420686Rape him
>>157420675nah the refs were garbage for both teams, all game. bungles o line crumbled in the second half and the offense stalled because of it. refs had nothing to do with the loss.t. bungles fan
>>157420661Saints will unironically sneak into the last wildcard slot and then proceed to get annihilated by whoever they face in the WC round
>>157420686I'd tell him to get away from me. It's pretty obvious when guys are probing you for a hookup.
>>157420686"I heard you really, really like women"
>>157420686Sorry, Aaron, just joshin aroundHow's the wife?
>>157420602>I don't know shit about shit but I will form a concrete opinion anywayYou are what's wrong with our society
>>157420700Nah you will
>>157419696Still one of the craziest stat lines from an NFL game ever
>>157420727I don't think it's that crazy
>>157420686I wouldn't say a single word to him. I would listen to what he had to say. And that's what no one did
>>157420725>Bills>100% success rate in the WC with JoshDoubt. However, I am expecting >us to lose in the divisional round so you're not too far off.
>>157420700No they won't, there's 0 chance any of the NFC wildcard slots go to a team outside the West or the North
>>157420657>to drag an entire team of guys to the post season every yearTop 5 O-line, top 5 TE room, had the receptions leader with Diggs and then got the rushing leader in Cooks as soon as Diggs left, the worst defense he’s ever had was 12th best and it was often top 10
>>157420738hehe
>Raiders Seeking Funds for Allegiant Stadium Improvements, New Photo Rendering ReleasedMT. DAVIS TRANSCENDS DEATH, THERE WILL BE NO VIEW OF THE STRIP
>>157420748>improvements>for a 6 year old stadium
>>157420727>>157419696unstoppable fat fuck
>>157420752think they want to make a plaza outfront so its nicer when they host the 2029 SB
>>157420573Remember when he personally ran out onthe field during the super bowl and decided to not block Chris Jones while 2 WR were wide open in the endzone?
>>157420661>>157420700>[Atkins] I’ve counted 5 Saints players who have walked off with injuries in this joint practice. No Rams injuries so far.[Atkins] I’ve counted 5 Saints players who have walked off with injuries in this joint practice. No Rams injuries so far.>[Atkins] I’ve counted 5 Saints players who have walked off with injuries in this joint practice. No Rams injuries so far.CUUTTT MY LIIIIFEEINTO PIEEECESS
>Raiders No. 1 overall pick Fernando Mendoza is expected to play roughly the first half tonighthis knee is getting exploded by his left guard
>>157420762Those aren't the Saints I used to know.
>>157420450Ben Roethlisberger convinced The Bus to stay for one more season and promised to get him to the Super Bowl in his home town of Detroit.
>>157420232Don't lists like this usually go Cowboys, Packers, Steelers, and whoever most recently won the Superb Owl? How did they come up with this fucky result?
>>157420745Yes. And the highest ceiling has been a loss in the AFC Championship.
>>157420787Allen has had the ball in his hand with the opportunity to score in the past 3 playoff losses and failed to deliver every time
>>157420787He got 1st down, refs rigged it for the mutt
>>157420273Obviously those fans are bandwagoning the Bills Chiefs and Bengals.
>>157420792I blame Sean McDerpmott for that mostly but sure, whatever floats your boat.
Posting anime on this sports forum should be punishable by death. Especially pussy shit like crying anime girls
>"what do you think Josh Allen needs to make a Super Bowl" >"tickets"
Friendly reminder that the Patsies got raped and gaped in the owl
>>157420825Pfbf
>>157420830Yes, because the Seahawks were the only real team they faced throughout the post season.
>>157420819Bills are going to miss the playoffs without McDermott
>>157420846Patriots are going to lose in week 1
>>157420830Also had arguably the easiest inseason + post season schedule of all time. Most obvious regression candidates I've ever seen. Id be shocked if they won more than 9.
I'm actually kinda glad there's no games on 9/11. I don't need depressing, sappy pregames all day.
Glad the Rams seemed to come out of the practice without injuries but wish they were able to get all the reps.
>>157420846lollmao evenNah bro, they're definitely making the playoffs, they're just gonna lose in the divisional round again
This last Steelers season and its tangents were interesting. The Steelers beat the Patriots at Gillette Stadium during the regular season, win the division, then get blown out by the wild card Texans who get beaten 28-16 in the playoffs by the Patriots, who get beaten 29-13 in the Super Bowl.
AnyGivenSunday
How many nanners and chargers get injured during the game tonight?
I had a meatloaf sandwich for lunch
>>157420851Yeah obviously
Hi I'm Bear Grylls and today I'm gonna be teaching you how to survive off NFL teams in the wild.
>>157420937I'm listening to Meat Loaf right now
shake it baby
>>157420943Dolphins could be delicious but we just don’t really eat them. Bear meat can be decent.
>>157420700They have an open path to the division even if they finish 9-8.
>>157420937it was a Sloppy Joe for me
What position would Ryback play?
>>157421108Fullback
>>157420929The Chargers and Niners also play during the regular season. That's kinda weird.
Stoolers
>>157420908One regular season game is meaningless. Raiders destroyed the Pats and ended up picking first overall
Is rape a penalty?
>>157421131Weird. Thought they specifically schedule preseason games that arent on the regular schedule
>>157420602The Panthers' training field is right across from Bofa. There's no substation anywhere close.That said, those other three teams do have a glaringly obvious common denominator. They're all shitty retarded organizations that cheap out on the kind of staff that prevents injuries like that, who never win anything because their priorities are fucked up.Gee, that sounds like it applies to the 49ers, too, doesn't it? It's not the fucking substation. They want you to blame the substation, if they thought it was the substation, they would have moved to a different practice facility years ago, without even saying a word about it.
>>157421184grr
>>157420959OOOOOOOHHH!!! GET IT BOY!!!
>>157421219Players kinda gotta learn how to take care of themselves and not go full bore in practice, being available and not injuring yourself is a skill.
>>157421241Is that caleb williams' gay(er) brother?
>>157421240Damn timmy chill out
>>157420755I remember when they had him shilling diabetes medication and life insurance on TV.
>>157420521I still can't believe they built the practice facility RIGHT next to this thing.
>>157420491See everybody fat ugly guys can bag hotties you just literally unironically have to be yourself.
>>157420320I need a girlfriend bad, brothers
>>157421351This new style of slop images is terrible
>>157421316Just find one that looks good and rape her.Go Dolphins btw
>>157421396That's crazy you say 'go Dolphins', I'm a Dolphins fan. As for your other comment, I'll have to consider it..
>>157421396>go Dolphins>not go BucsDid people already forget about Cucme?
>>157420756>>157420752>>157420748its for a big plaza out front to allow for better access to rideshare services and theyre gonna connect it to the Vegas metro the 750 milly is already in a war chest Vegas has been saving up for the last couple years for this eventuality so the vote is basically a formality to open up the funds to be used
>>157421414I just picked a team at random desuI do wonder what tuanon is up to nowadays, thoughever.
if the cowboys win on Saturday night my wife promised me sex. Last night was incredible. As soon as I walked in the door from work (restaurant manager btw) she pulled my pants down around my ankles and started sucking my uncircumcised cock until I exploded cum into her mouth. Instead of swallowing, she started blowing bubbles with the cum. Afterwards we went to the bedroom and I creampied her asshole and then we had traditional sex. I’m pretty sure she’s pregnant because she’s never this hormonal.
>>157421442>my wife nice LARP, coomer.
>>157421187They play the Raiders next week who are also on their regular season schedule.
>>157421442Wow pretty awesome if true, I hope it is for your sake, minus the anal part, I think that's gross, everything else though, grats
Say it
>Tyler Shough SHINES in practice>Tyler Shough goes 18/22!>Tyler Shough looks great in training camp!Really? He's not making any mistakes? He's not throwing that many picks? This worries me. Is he being challenged enough?
XGONNAGIVE ITTO YA
>>157421542To be fair, the beginning of training camp was really rough for the offense.
>>157421525Bo Niggs
>>157421553>Kenneth the Dog Wanker
>>157421561freudian slip from the bo nixxers eh
bear down hammond illinois bears!
>>157421525I'm a lying piece of shit
My Herbie :(
Every year since Jamaal Charles tore his ACL I've heard Chiefs fans gush on an on about whichever scrub RB they were starting was elite and a game-changer or whatever. We've all heard it every time. CEH, Pacheco, Kareem Hunt twice. They've all been JAG bus riders.Why should we believe you this time? Because you signed the guy that has the 18th most rushing yards in the 4 years he's been in the league? And drafted someone in the 5th round?
>>157419696this guy's band is pretty dope
>>157421581cringe
>>157421605is that caleb's top?
>>157421553>K9 the dog walkerThat's why they signed him btw
Is Drake Maye the black Jalen Hurts?
>HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY ANON >I HEARD YOU WANT FREE TICKETS TO A GAME THIS YEAR>I CAN HELP WITH THAT BABE>JUST ONE QUESTION.....>WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO FOR ME IN RETURN?? ;)What say/do?
what's his name?
Why have so many humiliation rituals befallen the jesterguild in the past 5 years?
>>157421705Dakota Rayne of the House of Prescott, padder of stats and slayer of Tom the Magnificent.
>>157421603Kareem Hunt was legitimately great during his first stint with the Chiefs. The idiot just had to kick a woman and then lie about it.
Did you faggots reopen the fantasy pick em for this year yet?
>>157421636>nice mustache jalen>did your mom give it to you
which coaches are getting canned at the end of this season?
Rate my fantasy:>Lamar Jackson>Omarion Hampton>Saquon Barkley >Chris Olave>Mike Evans>Sam LaPorta>Christian Watson>Jayden Reed>Jason Myers>Loins Defense
>>157421776everyone cares about your fantasy team
>>157421697>fucking a twink to go see a Vikings gameI don't know what's gayer, fucking a man in the ass or willingly choosing to watch the Vikings live.
>>157421788This but unironically
For me, it's the Minnesota Vikings. The best football team. I even ask for extra Vikings gear and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for Vikings merchandise and they gave me three items. I said, 'Wow, three for the win!' and the nice friendly Vikings employee laughed and said, 'I’m going to call you Three-for-the-Win!'.Now the staff greets me with 'hey it’s Three-for-the-Win!' and ALWAYS give me three items. It’s such a fun and exciting atmosphere at the Vikings stadium, I attend at least 3 games a season and cheer loudly for my favorite team. Whether it's a thrilling touchdown or a game-winning field goal, the Vikings always deliver.I even paint my face in Vikings colors, it's exhilarating! What a great team.
>>157421697I do t think you're the real Louie to be quite honest with you>>157421776Sounds like a bunch of faggots drafted like an even bigger faggot. Didn't read btw.
>more playoff success than Lamar and Allen>as many bowl appearances as BurrowWhy didn’t your team draft him?
>>157421581Kiss of death
>>157421808Nigga I could rattle off a 12 win season playing qb with that stacked ass roster
>>157421798this is just what people in Minnesota sound like
>>157421776No one cares about your fantasy team
Just got my test results back, lads. I'm HIV positive! :)I am a fan of the Kansas City Chiefs btw!
>>157421798>game-winning field goal>the Vikings always deliver.Lmao
>>157421827>beat the defending SB champs on the road with kittle dying a quarter into the game, aiyuk quitting his job, and half his defense fucking dead>came back from 17 down at halftime to beat the Lions in the NFCCG, destroying the lions franchise for decades to come
>>157421808>plop turdy Can't trust em
>>157421836I don't believe either of those things.
With the amount of dicksucking Allen is getting this year, I really think this is the year that Goodell pulls the trigger and HARD refballs the Bills to the Super Bowl. Expect at least 3 playoff controversies.
Bills better call up Prater, Tyler Bass is dogshit.
>>157421859They were already trying to rig for him and he choked anyways.
>>157421859>rigging it for a white QBThose days are dead and gone. Rigging is for the mutts now.
>>157421859They're putting Allen on a pedestal like that so when someone knocks him off in the playoffs that person looks like the undisputed best QB in the league. It'll probably be Mahomes again.
>>157421859Cry more gayven nigger.
>>157421873That's what they always do to the best qb in the league, this isn't new.
>>157420330Emmett is actually a stud. He was the only real weapon at Nebraska and it was super easy for defenses to key on him
good morning frens, napped for four hours. i am looking forward to tonight's injury bowl
Do they make remote controls for PC's? I wanna watch streams from bed without having to get up.
>>157421892wireless mouse or really long usb cable
>>157421892wireless mouse bro
>>157421892Yeah but honestly a small keyboard with a track pad is a lot more functional.
>>157420103BASED!
Broncos bros what the FUCK
Just farted in my car about gagged smelled like pure shit up my nostrils
>>157421937fix your diet dude
>>157421937Be more descriptive.
sorry lilbro, but I just dont believe you own a car
>>157421948You can get a junk box for under 2k
>>157421892Yeah they are called remote air mouses
>>157421963I'm sure that he will be running wild behind that oline
>ctrl+f "nigger">2 results in 260 postsThe genny has fallen...
>>157421962I could yeah, cause I am rollin in money with all these taco bell franchises. but the raped bitch? idk about that
>>157421980You can't use that word here.
>>157420629Cam was washed by 2018. He wasn’t even a 60% career passer. Josh has already had a longer productive career.
>>157420640>Scholars are going to wonder for decadesPlayed for the Bengals. Mystery solved.
Cam Newton was never dominant outside of 2016 :)
>>157420629Cam was transitioning decently well into be an effective passer but then TJ Watt destroyed his shoulder Fuck the Watts and fuck Shitsburgh
>>157422008frail babb, I do fear
>>157420686I shake his hand and wish him good luck
>>157421808
>>157420686Shutup BITCH!
Who gave that freaky little goblin kyler murray permission to breath my air? Nasty little twerp.
egbigboo
>>157420825KekBasedCanon
>>157422036When he runs into your anus and starts tearing up your organs, remember this post as a reminder that you deserved it.
smiff Njigaoo
My filter is coming along so nicely. I've weeded out so much annoying cancer. I really enjoy browsing the genny now.
>>157421827The "stacked ass roster" of>CMC WR1>UDFA Jake Tonges>31 year old Demarcus Robinson>the 3rd worst run game in the league>an oline with no left guard Credit to Shanahan as well for making the most out of this but most QBs are threatening self harm if this is what they had to work with
Sheesh. What has Drake been taking in the offseason?
>>157422062Kek youre such a gotten to bitch, Statmuttfreak
>>157422069Looks like creatine
>>157422069>What has Drake been taking in the offseasonboycum
>>157422069Ann got him straight bulking cuhh
Who would win the owl if the ball carrier had to run backwards this year?
>>157422107my team
I don't think I've heard anyone mention the Colts this entire offseason
>>157422146people have posted images of their hog of an owner a few times
>>157422146imagine giving up 2 (two) first round picks for some nigger named "saucy"
>>157422146Colts and Titans are always teams I forget exist.
>>157422146Daniel Jones has 1 full healthy season in his career. Lame duck Ballard tossed him 88 million over the next couple years. If the Colts were a serious team they would've fired Ballard, traded all their good players (who are all old or injury prone anyway) and by starting Riley Leonard in the extremely unlikely event he develops into a competent NFL quarterback.
The Colts are ass and their window is closed.
God, I fucking love complaining. Especially to my coworkers. Nothing makes me happier than making their day even a little bit more miserable. What the fuck makes you think anyone deserves to feel any kind of joy or contentness in life?
>>157422154>Sauce is......................................COOKED
>>157422271shut up colin :D
>>157422331this guy looks like he can do a really good WC Fields impression
>>157422322kek saucy groid keeps crawling, sharting and screaming before that massa like he gon do sum
>>157421847coward
>>157421808Cock Turdy is a Tranahan stat. McCorkle looked just as good as Brock did. Brock on any other team would've looked like Mac on the Pats
Gonna grill up some chiptole and cheddar brauts for dinner.
>>157422447Fuck you
>>157420716I like the idea of a-a-ron getting lucky and finding a normal wife who doesn't need to a thirst trap hooker on instagram and everyone doesn't believe she exists
>I'm fast as fuck, boooooiiiii!
>>157422453Thanks
>>157422447I'm gonna smoke some thick cut pork chops and grilled corn on the cob while I drink some picante cheladas
Daily Reminder: /nfl/ is Chiefs Country
>>157422447isnt there someone you forgot to ask?
>>157420103nice
I'm having a large meat lovers Domino's pizza, a large supreme Domino's pizza, 20 chicken wings, 3 lava cakes, and bottle of Coke for dindin
>the year is 2035>Stroud has now been shit for 12 years and singlehandedly lost 11 first round playoff games with a 7:48 TD:turnover ratio>media is still talking like years 2-12 are the outliers and year 1 is the real himOh, also Davis Mills has 2 SBMVPs with the Bills
>>157422492And what are you having for dinner?
>>157422492worlds thinnest chiefs fan
>>157422456the chargers have the most autistic coaching staff in history
>>157422473What are you having for dinner?
>>157422456Proud black man showing off his dark skin speed.
>>157422492that's a fairly small amount of domino's for an average-sized person, I'd say?
>>157422492Go Cowboys by the way!
>>157422493And STILL 3 playoff wins ahead of Bustin??
>>157422492That's a fairly small amount of food for the average sized person, I'd say?
>>157422509Im thinking some grilled chiptole and cheddar brauts that you will be making for me.
>>157422492Most amerigolems eat like this on a daily basis
>>157422536especially the women.
>>157422470>chiefs fans still butthurt over the eagleskwab
>>157422492Those are rookie numbers.
>>157422425Not true. Mac Jones ran a Jimmy G offense
>>157422271apparently people like me more when I'm complaining or talking shit about othersI don't know why but I'm just naturally more funny and people talk to me more when I'm like that but I don't want to be that kind of person
what the FUCK?
/NFL/, I some what value your opinions. I need a vehicle, do I buy brand new or used. The price difference between the two is giving me headache. I feel like new is the move.
>>157422607Imagine being assblasted because you didn't get to play with Lamar lol. He truly is the most embarrassing wigger in league history.
kek memedoza BTFO
>>157422651Go to the dealership, talk to a cute female saleswoman, ask to go on a test drive, and rape her. It really is that simple.
Mendozer is starting the entire 1st half
>>157422651It only makes sense to buy new if its a toyota, you dont care about money, or if youre financing a lot
>NFL players who have played in preseason are allowed to go back to collegeCFB is such a shitshow lol
>>157422652>the most embarrassing wigger in league history.That would be Brock Purdy with all of his shucking and jiving
>>157422707what? why? the fuck is going on with college football?
>>157422653I love mascots so much
>>157422707this is confusing for me, i thought one needs be just on the verge or graduating in order to be eligible for the draft?
>>157422730Can't cut in the NFL? Go back to college and get paid, I guess. Shouldn't be allowed to happen though.
>>157422730>>157422767https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/49674298/group-players-granted-restraining-order-enter-transfer-portalNot sure what the specifics are
>Jason Kelce I might have to skip games on ESPN this season...
>>157422767Elite prospects often declare after 3 years and never graduate
No starters in for texas yeah?
>>157422823Stroud is playing.
MenDOOFUS is playing.
>>157422730CFB is now a far worse version of the NFL. many rivalries are dead, there's only 2 meaningful conferences now, and the best teams will likely break off to form a super conference officially killing the sport
Good evening gentlemen and scholars, I have a reminder for us all. *ahem*LAURA > MINA
>>157422767i wonder if the Ikea bros watch football?
good lord did Lauren Rutledge get plastic surgery in Somalia? Absolutely butchered
>>157422809jason kelce AND pat mcafee. fucking unbearable.
>stroud cut his dredshe looks weird now
who we rooting for?
>>157422852you're a fucking retard
>>157422857he looks fine to me
COME ON STROUD! THROW SOME FUCKING TDS!
I'd rather have Nine as my starting QB than any of these bums
nine inches deep in your mom
How many tonight against the rasms?
>>157422889Bussy
>8:10>still no gamethis is not acceptable
Raiders
>>157422941You should have been around for the NHL Playoffs this past spring/summer.
>>157422805>>157422816confusing stuff. smart thing to finish that degree though
why are all the centers getting injured?
>>157422809>>157422856You VILL watch zee socially acceptable brand of goofball white male on zee TV be friendly, bashful, and submissive to NIGGERS. or you VILL be put in zee digital reeducation gulag CHUD.
>CJ Stroud first drivenegative passing yardsjej
>black qbs
>>157422975>>157422981Apologize.
>>157422975>>157422981APOLOGIZE
Wow, I don't know how this >black qb stroud is completing all of these 5-yard dumpoffs.
kek, imagine getting MOGGED by kirk cousins
>>157422941I hate this. Fucking god damn jews. Hopefully they start the regular season games on time
>>157422996studied with the master
Kek retard raiders.
>>157422985>>157422986
>>157422963They can always go back to school once they’re done playing football
>raidookies defenseyikes
wow, ESPN's new score bug actually looks good
>>157422981
Oh shit the Texans actually have a run game. My Jags might be fucked.
>>157423007FIFA is worse in basically every single way production wise but I do appreciate that WC games actually start at their listed time
>>157422985>>157422986I apologize. Texans offense check the box and get to bring in the backups
Raiders defense lookin sharp!
>>157423026>espn has done one correct thing about sports in the past 10 yearsYeah, let's bring out the crown for them.
Chicano gangbangers....
Raiders fan here. Fernando is such a qt
lol lawl. Same ol sorry ass raiders defense
>>157423042I was thinking the same thing kek
My house is about to get fury unleashed upon it by Zeus. Wish me luck.
>>157423046
Do the Raiders have new uniforms?
>>157423061Do you live in a thatched hut? If not i Wouldnt worry about it
>>157423073Was he in a late-90s boy band?
Dem Boyz would bootyblast BOTH of these shit teams
my Mendozies
>>157423084ACK SHITSHIT can't even complete passes against the sois' #2 defense.
DOTDOZA
>>157423089please don't post pics of my family
>white rbs
Mendoza has a stronger arm than I expected
Wtf this is actually a fun game
>>157423104>putting american cheese on a burgerdisgusting.
Mendoza > Stroud
KWAB
>memedoza
ACK
AHAHAHAHHAA BUSTDOZA MENBLOWSYA
OH NO!!!! Haha
He's a bust
Holy bust
>>157423089Where’d you get this picture of me?
>MENBLOWSYALOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
it's ogre
Mendoza? More like BUSTdoza. Amirite?
I've seen enough. Kirk should start.
>Mexican QBs
Honestly seeing him try his damndest to prevent the pick 6 is inspiring
Beck would be up by two TDs at this point
MEMEDOZAEMEDOZA
Holy tuna fish on wheat
>>157423123Aged like a miscarriage.
OH NO NO NO >>157419719
PACO HERNANDEZ PICKED OFF BY ICE AND DEPORTED TO GUATEMALA
>forgetting about the XPkwab
Post it
>femdoza>memedoza
>Woodassyou cannot be serious
>butt raiders
This Cubano fucking sucks! Send him back on whatever door he surfed on!
uh.... oh.....
hey guys I went to shit after the texans kicked off why do they have a second touchdown now?
y'all niggaz do dis shit everytime we watch a number one pick play. lame as fuck wanting to watch a kid fail.
Kirk Cousins your job has been marked S A F E
Ahahahahahahahahahahah
>>157423026I like minimal but I wish we could go back to top left corner scorebugs
14-3, Super Bowl win.
Kirko taking his chainz back
oh I get it, he is fat, he repeats things and that makes him funny
>WOODASS
Poor lil white boi
>>157423181They're paying him 11M gtd, i'd say his job is safe either way.
>>157423183why does he throw like a girl?
Memedoza bros..
>>157423183Imagine if he got trying to tackle him. Most Raiders thing ever
>>157423181thats my fantasy qb :)
>>157423183Looks like 36 year old Kirk Cousins already kek that chase down was dogshit
When will teams stop falling for the non-white QB meme?
>>157423183it’s time bro
>>157423198you know big kirko stays drippin
How is LinkedIn taking that pick 6. Are they posting overcoming adversity posts?
>>157423127>>157423133>>157423138>>157423140>>157423144it's preseason you fucking retards
Raiders look good. This is the year
>>157423197Godgers would have HEEMd that linebacker
>>157423183Unironically on the reciever desu. He drifted into the middle of the field instead of staying there.
Femmedoza is getting his bussy wrecked.
>>157423224The robot is seething kek KEK
>>157423224so the main season and post season will be worse?
black qbs?
>>157419792Kek
Once again: The Raiders best player is their punter.
>>157423238Warren Moon is the best one I can think of. Tells you something about these new blacks
Raiders cant catch a break.
>illegal touchcan't do that
>>157423247I remember the ELITE duo of Shane Lechler and Sebastian Janikowski
>>157423197>white guy gets pick six>cuban mutt misses tackle>shitskin subhuman posts "poor lil white boi"
>>157423260>I don’t like that callhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQxT7ab07jk
Raiders haven’t won a playoff game in 23 years lol
Menblowsa lol
>>157423224Idk allar beck and simpson looked pretty alright on their preseason games so far memedozas looked mid and this game is a disaster class
>>157423289This season that changes. Raider Nation sound off!
>>157423218Mendoza isn't that bad though
>>157423276Welcome to /nfl/
>>157423289HERE'S TO 23 MORECHEERS LADS
So uh, Memedoza huh? That's your QB?
>>157423298Cousins is the qb :)
>>157423224He just got pick 6'ed by a rookie linebacker 4th round pick though.
>>157423314Circ Kousins is the quarterback of the Oakland Raiders
>>157423324We’re not worried about Kurt “Has Sex With His” Cousins
(((next gen stats)))
That dude just got folded
You must be sick to enjoy watching one of the most storied tentpole franchises struggling to make something of themselves
proper football.
Reminder that fairbarn was shaving points so mutthomes could make it to another fake owl.
Can the Raiders make an emergency trade or is it too late?
>>157423373Deserved for abandoning Oakland
>>157423373wdym?
Ricky Ricardo is looking like SHIT tonight so far.
>>157423314>why aren't rookie QBs as good as prime Tom Brady?
>asian kickers
>no refunds
Stroud should be playing in the preseason
>>157423376Memedoza for Carson Kek and MHJ, who says no
>>157423405When that one missed the ball completely last year I almost fell off my chair laughing
Don't worry BUSTdoza, my Seahawkies will turn you into a perfectly serviceable trade piece when you come to Seattle on a bargain basement backup contract.
Mendoza sucks dick
>>157423434Did you see his ELITE checkdown?
>>157423434He just needs more reps chud
>>157423414He did
Lol haters already coming out of the woodwork for Nando. Its preseason you fucking dinguses. He looks fine.
Carson Beck looks better than memedoza
>>157423434klubnik was available at that spot i don't know what they were thinking
>>157423456Did Memeblowsucks paralyzed mom voice to text this lol
>>157423467>>157423462Retards
>>157423462I guess Fernie needs a 30-year-old walled jewish pornstar to date then. that's the secret.
kek Miami Cubans think they're chuds meanwhile actual chuds despise them
big man moving
BUSTdoza is crying to be taken out of the game.
McPounder
>>157423481>>157423493>>157423499Enough of this
Make it
>>157423409>not even facing Texans 1st stringers
>>157423503It's gonna be 19 more weeks >:)
Migrate>>157423419
>Raiderfags actually thought they'd be good this year
No bullshit, Mendoza actually sucks. Name one first overall pick who shit the bed this hard against backups in a preseason game and went on to a be a successful starter.
This shit was in his scouting report. He's shit he's not a modern NFL QB.
that sack looked beautifulgraceful even
>>157419696Just wanted to say kino OP before thread dies
I thought Mike McDaniel was a offensive mastermind and all he needed was a good qb wtf charger bros?
