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Dabres Edition
Last time on hocgeneral.com >>157404526
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I'm going to 2 Sabres games this year
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>>157413546
based! have fun :)
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>>157413562
Thank you :)
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>>157413536
>lil bro edition
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OHIO
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>>157413598
et le buttttttttttttt
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>>157413607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i47lyjYF5As
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>>157413622
miss our gally already
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39 days
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bouchard never got raped like lane hutson in the playoffs fact check that froggots
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I haven't played an NHL game in like 10 years and i'm thinking about getting NHL 27. Am I retarded?
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>>157413707
certainly are
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it's been 711 days since slopdown got cancelled
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>>157413707
beyond words
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he's getting old bro's
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>>157413707
just download dolphin and hitz bro
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>>157413762
I wish hitz had girl characters it has aliens and cows iirc
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you wouldn't steal a car
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>>157413598
Habs edition soon…..
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>>157413707
wait until they add the dating sim and player breeding mechanics
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we dont piss in your ashtrays, why do you piss in our urinals?
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>>157413813
I would download one
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>>157413813
It's not stealing to download a car.
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for me its when steinbrenner kept singing
>you're a heart breaker
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>>157413750
I'm going to watch Terminator 1 and 2. See you fellas tomorrow
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>>157413881
Didn't mean to reply to you
>>157413750
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>>157413881
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Evening plans????
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>>157413968
We're all going to anons house to watch The Terminator
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My penguins (:
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Kyle Reese had to go back in time to nut inside Sarah Connor is my favorite lore
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>>157414035
>hey dad, I need you to splooge in mom so I can send you to your death. btw don't bother showering for the next month, she likes the stank
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>>157414059
cope john runs the resistance he had it all figured out because his ma told him
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>>157414071
Salvation would have been better if they went with their original idea
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>>157414077
yeah and genesis was shoot gay
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here is kane reminding all taxi drivers in chicago, with his raised fist, that it can and will be used against them should they displease him before, during, or after transportation
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WITH JUST A TOUCH OF MY BURNING HAND
SEND MY ASTRO ZOMBIES TO RAPE THE LAND
PRIME DIRECTIVE EXTERMINATE
THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE
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>>157414196
HH brother and the taxi driver had it coming
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I was too tired so I could only bench 2pl8 for 7 :(
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>>157414290
You should be proud fren
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I Bear Grylls and I'm here to help you survive in the wild. Today we're taking a look at which NHL teams you could eat if you were starving which, looking at you, honestly you would benefit from skipping a few meals.
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>>157414316
retard
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>>157414316
if a mammoth is inedible on the basis of being extinct then a saber toothed tiger should be too
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>>157414316
>sharks are unsavory
tell that to the japs who kill 50,000,000 per month as well as other similar creatures
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>>157414316
Sabres are inedible. Bruins should be unsavory. How is a mammoth inedible? Blue Jackets are people. Just to name a few
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>>157414348
cope they're being reincarnated through DNA like jurassic park
spared no expense
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>>157414315
Thanks fren. I’m discouraged I couldn’t get 8 but I’ll get it eventually. We’ll make it, right?
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>>157414316
A New Jesey Devil is more of a demonic entity isn't it? I'd say that's not quite cannibalism and more akin to an arcane and blasphemous consumption ritual
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>>157414382
but hell is other people
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>>157414316
Never had calamari?
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>>157414196
1488 fans?
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>>157414406
Posted on the 18th at 4PM. 18-4 = 14. This is a dogwhistle
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>>157414396
fuck off tranny
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>>157414464
no u
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>>157414549
oh i aint trans ya dumb xheattle dickgirl
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Washington added three older dudes who are getting old and slow and think their young core will make them good again.
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>>157414553
it's ok anon, one day you'll be brave enough to admit it
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>>157414589
league and sport was doing just fine without you
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>>157414622
And doing just as fine with, praise gary. In fact doing so well there will TWO more expansion teams coming up!
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got home from the bar with the bro's and there's this cute chick working that didn't wear a bra it was kino.
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>>157414658
hot
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>>157414658
based.
had a dimes burger for lunch
I'm still popping for Solo
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>>157414663
>>157414683
yea she cute and not fat a couple more drinks and i would've asked if i could lick her asshole
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>>157414693
holy dimesola
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owen hart really working sycho sid's injured leg now
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>>157414683
read about that jalapeno smash burger bro how's the new job sounds kino so far solo rules i like that jacob just stood in the corner of the ring and watched kek
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>>157414693
should've had a couple more drinks
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>>157414710
maybe another day bro now im finna drink some beers here in the comfort of my own home
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>>157414714
sounds comfy
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>>157414703
They are both dead
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>>157414703
based
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>>157414704
bro
i brought cold pizza and a can of pop to work. next thing i know i was told its homeboys work anny and the owner is buying lunch. dawg posted the menu and i got the jalap smash and i loved it
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real queers queering off hours
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>>157414729
mmmm baddass
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>>157414736
thought you got banned trb kwab
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>>157414742
bro maybe you should eat my butthole if you think I'm that cool
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oh i never said she was cool
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nobody asked
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>>157414765
all you guys can ask for is a competent hockey team whether it be in the nhl or the olympics KWAB
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>>157414768
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>usa with only 6 wins KWAB
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>>157414776
>>157414785
1993 2014
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>>157414785
Why did you guys let Russia win the Canada Cup? Thats suppose to be yours. KWAB
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>>157414789
>6 wins all time internationally
you're a fucking loser man, lmao. only reason any team south of the border wins the cup is because of canadians carrying the team. you have nothing to be proud of and you never will.
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>>157414801
why do you only have 6 wins? KWAB
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>>157414802
>is because of canadians carrying the team
Its crazy how this cope never grows old
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>>157414825
LMFAO you fucking moron what did usa players apart from bussi even do?
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>>157414801
They didnt let the Russians take home the trophy which isnt even a cup but then some guy made a replica and gave it to them
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>>157414802
>>157414813
>>157414827
>m-muh history
KWAB
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>>157413752
don gets old, but he has a truth to his opinions about hockey that dont age. love Don me
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>>157414827
Good to see the Cup stayed in America where it belongs
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>>157414802
>>157414813
>>157414827
team USA holds the cup and olympic gold
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>>157414846
>>157414837
USA players have practically zero impact for the most part when it comes to winning the cup. congratz on pretending that the achievements of Canadians is for some reason a win for america though! kwab
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>>157414866
Congrats on not winning the Cup for 30+ years and posting about how mad you are about it.
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america: we can't win the cup by ourselves so we have to pretend that teams which are 70% non american are, in fact, all american
fucking low iq mouth breathers lmao
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it's... up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZkAe0w3t2M
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>>157414880
your team is so fucking shit that you pretend that the team that wins is yours just because it's on your side of the border. you are so fucking stupid man.
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>>157414213
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>>157414858
Yes, good job on the first gold in 46 years. I'll see you again in another 46 I am sure.
>team USA holds the cup
You are a retard.
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Why does this happen like every day on here?
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>>157414896
cope my team has a cup and 3 scf appearances in the past ten years. your entire country haven't won a cup in over 30 years KWAB
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imagine being canada lol
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just put on nxt for the first time in a couple months no idea who any of these dudes are so far except that mexican guy santana
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>>157414933
my amulet would ward off the tax collectors
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>>157414917
When did team USA win the stanley cup?
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Let's be nice to our Canadian friends
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>>157414989
>tf
begone
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>>157415015
no
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>>157414785
Cope
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ggggrrrrrrrrrrrr I just hate canadians so much grrrrrr im gonna rile them up grrrrr
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>>157415073
>cucking for 51
KWAB
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>i don't pose too well for girly books
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>>157415082
>being underage
you taking any AP courses next year bucko?
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just give it back broski
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>>157415096
Since I can’t bench that much :(
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>>157415149
has your multiyear journey of lift posting pl8 drawn a single (You) yet? Here's one for sympathy
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cant sleep, Feel like pure shit just want garytime back x
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>>157415097
dye your hair back to a natural hair color
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>>157415257
cope ya bald tranny i have sick flow
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>>157415273
post back of hand
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>>157415286
me on the left
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>>157415294
>sick flow
>hairlet
kwarb
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>>157415390
left from the other perspective
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>>157415294
me on the right
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>>157415430
nah thats me
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can gary add more lgtb teams so we don't have to support only the sharks kraken and devils?
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>>157415509
>fluent in sarcasm, have 5 fur babies, swipe left if you're MAGA, looking for someone to go on adventures
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>>157415509
every hockey team is gay, anon. it's in the name.
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>>157415546
back to your containment zone /cric/ dick
this genny is for snow people only
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>>157415598
no
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I FEEL SO ALONE
GONNA END UP A BIG OLD PILE OF THEM BONES
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AM I LOOOOOOOOSSST
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HAVE I RUN TOO FAR TO GET HOME
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IF
I
WOULD
COULD
(You)
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playing arkham asylum it's clunky but the combat is fun
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>>157415740
asylum was pretty fun but city is better
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>>157415740
rules
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trb
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>>157415745
city rules too
didnt love Knight
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why isnt there hockey today
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>>157415755
that's what i hear grim i bought all three for like $10 years ago but just getting around to logging in
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>>157415620
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>>157415764
a man who can't see the puck is no danger to his target
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>>157415760
first one is 8/10
kinda reminds me of a Zelda where you gotta get equipment to get into different sections buts all contained in one dungeon. final boss fight against joker was gay kinda take it down a peg
city was pretty much flawless same game but a whole city - loved it
Knight has you using the batmobile too much took me out of it; the arkham knight (no spoil) isnt even canon
$10 is lit though
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>>157415771
fuck my bad are you the >ruins anon?
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>>157415784
no, i assume he's off somewhere drunk. but there's some third/fourth guy posting gay porn here too, so.
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wtf commish gordon died why couldn't it have been gary
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>>157415862
Who
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>>157415879
nvm i think it was a RUSE by scarecrow
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kwab copey got rused
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cope i didn't use a guide or save states then and im not using them now
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*uses a guide for the water temple*
*action replays rare candies for pokemon*
*calls a tow truck for a flat tire*
*gets kwabbed by randy*
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realize
real eyes
real lies
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Nevar 4get this actually happened
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fighting bane
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>>157415740
I played those last year, they were fun but i never got used to the combat
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got his ass after a couple tries on like 1 hp based
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not a very big guy if you're getting filtered by bane
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cope i beat him
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How long will Babcock put up with his losering ways?
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>>157416084
do u think babs make it through the season?
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>>157416089
Depends how long he can hold back not looking through players phones to try and find pictures of Draisaitl's wifes boobs
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>>157416114
for me it would be laven's
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>>157416114
>implying he isnt looking for dick pics
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Advanced late nite /hoc/ hours on the East Coast
Drinking a ghost and eating sweet spicy chili Doritos at fucking 2:30 AM
Fuck yeah dabres
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>>157416189
Whats a ghost
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>>157416208
2spooky4U
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>>157416189
im drinking beers and still playan batman but it isn't that let here yet
>>157416208
KWAB
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>another retard branded energy
Oh wow
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Drank two btw
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>>157416344
you're gonna be up for days bro
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I have a high tolerance for caffeine :)
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>>157416369
same i actually am usually up here sipping coffee between 1 and 3 am when im not drinking
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>>157415964
Why
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I have a feeling hockey news is going to ramp up soon
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>>157413690
egg salad sandwich ass font
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do any of you have that picture of homer with the beer. you know the one.
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>>157416605
Doubt
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>>157416641
for me it's the one where homer's mouth is the pusy
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>>157415028
why do all these political cartoonists have the exact same style?
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>>157416701
Thank Doonesbury
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>>157416725
I would skip that comic simply because of the unsettling nature of how it looked
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for me it was Dagwood, he has a real lean build for a guy who ate elaborate sandwiches in the middle of the night, and an absolute smoke show for a wife
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>>157416820
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>>157416820
Hell ya Dagwood life with a Garfield cat and a Marmaduke dog
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>>157416950
The discussion was comics but I can see how someone who can't comprehend not eating breakfast would be unable to connect a mere two dots
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>>157416950
The Sunday funnies
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drunk bro's should stop playing this game and go to bed
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True time to goon
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>>157416725
I never understood why that confusing political rant was sandwiched inbetween ziggy and wizard of id
actually now that I think about it, who the fuck was reading prince valiant either? at least dick tracy was a neat crime noir thing even if I was too young to appreciate it. those other two could fuck off
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>>157417098
For me it was Farside
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this batman game is fun. says i'm 25% done with the game so at least a few more sessions batman rules
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>>157417161
Based I want to bang Poison Ivy
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>>157417174
hellll yeah bro harley quin just recently let her out of her lil cell or whatever.
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>>157417184
Did you get the trilogy??
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>>157417200
yeah dude it was years ago i saw the collection on sale for super cheap and thought "hell yea batman rules" but just decided to play asylum today on a whim
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Made mum gets my a hockey shirt in Sweden
Fortuitous that Örebro wear the same colours as my beloved Sydney Swans
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For Better or For Worse insisted upon itself
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>>157417251
cool billboard bro
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>>157417251
congrats on the new billboard
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>>157417251
throw another dildo on the barbie
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>>157417273
See this footnote? See the word I've circled? I'm currently in the midst of writing the Australian Infinite Jest and thanks to this post, and this post alone -- thanks to /you/, alone -- I've added the word I've circled to this footnote.
You're a fuckwit, aye. -- Canadian, so maybe that's a given.
Why would I put a dildo on the barbeque? Why would anyone? That would be toxic -- toxic fumes and shit. Why would anyone do that?
Keep going and I'll make sure to take the piss out of you lot as much as ol' Dick Fuck Wallace (RIP) did. I swear to fucking God, aye.
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I've noticed an uptick of australian skanks on instagram and pornhub but that might just be the algorithm. Find 1 find em all you know.
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>>157417411
ai responses aside didn't your swans throw a dildo at a hooker?
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>>157417825
The updated narrative is that he slipped a finger up her bum which she took exception to. Also the bloke who did it had a fiance. Still all hearsay at the moment so don't take it as gospel.
Also, do you really think what I posted could by any measure be AI? Come on, now...
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if you want an infinite jest just think about 1967
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>>157418002
oh i'm laffin alright
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CITY OF THE DEAD
AT THE END OF ANOTHER LOST HIGHWAY
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There's only 11 sponsors on the shirt.
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>only 11
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One is one too many, bucko
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Stay safe frens! There’s heavy rain today
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> Trade Update On Maple Leafs' Morgan Rielly: "We're a shit team for retards, and for us, he's irreplaceable."
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>>157418540
Gary allows 1
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40 days until the nhl returns
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Why can’t they announce who the bruins and oilers are playing?
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>>157413546
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>>157414316
>All teams in Buffalo shall be represented by the majestic American Bison, commonly referred to as "Buffalo", regardless of the actual team name.
BUT WHAT ABOUT MUH TOOF?
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>>157414316
I’m bulking right now >:(
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>>157418882
Peterka is black?
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>>157414316
>wings inedible
Huh?
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>>157417251
For as much as people shit on this it seems like the advertisers are a local builder, the local radio, a local interior company, a local bank and I cant be bothered to lookup the rest. Better than having a fag flag on there.
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>>157418848
How many now?
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>>157419104
Just because you said that Gary said 67 days
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/hoc/‘s jersey would be sponsored by bud’s 1
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>>157414316
The Sunrise Panthers have a really good carved turkey sandwich stall. The same black guy has been running it for 20 years.
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>>157419153
Gary wouldn't do that
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my /hoc/ life got better when i stopped caring about (You)'s
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>>157419165
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>>157419174
you played right into his hands
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>>157419176
and you played into mine bwahaha
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>>157419178
FUCK!
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>>157419165
I’ve accepted that my gimmick doesn’t attract (you)s
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i started the _/ gimmick :)
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I don't rely on gimmicks to get (You)'s. I let my posts do the talking
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>>157419214
>no tits
>negative hips
Grim.
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>>157419226
She's a dyke
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>>157419214
Trouba looking good here.
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>>157413536
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https://www.nhl.com/news/edmonton-boston-part-of-2027-global-series-germany
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>>157419309
>In 2019-20 he won the Hart Trophy voted as the League's most valuable player, and the Ted Lindsay Award, voted annually to the "most outstanding player" in the NHL as voted by fellow members of the NHLPA, and the Art Ross Trophy, awarded to the player with the most points in a single season. Draisaitl had 110 points (43 goals, 67 assists) that season. In 2024-25 he won the Rocket Richard Trophy as the League's leading goal-scorer with 52.

>Last season, he was captain for Team Germany in the 2026 Milano Cortina Olympics, helping his country to a sixth-place finish, its best at the Olympics.

>its best at the Olympics.
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might watch TNA tonight
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>costumed gymnastics on a trampoline
This is the hockey thread, cartoons and monster truck shows are on another board, manchild
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>This is the hockey thread,
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>>157419280
>>157419349
thoughts on the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud and mitch?
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Bret the hitman Hartman is hockey related
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>>157419364
literally the only one, and it's still a hockey thread
>leotard retards need not apply
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>>157418882
Probably waiting to see which teams Stutzle and Seider are on 6 months from now
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>talking about /pw/ in /hoc/
>talking about Bret Hart in /hoc/

Mega based
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>>157419360
Thoughts on you queering off in here eternally?
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Was it a girly magazine or a gay magazine bros
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>>157419207
You’re an ascii wizard
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>hockey thread
I'm watch the club friendlies right now on the on hockey [dot] tv
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>>157419370
why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
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oh please save your bud
because you've only got 1
the seasons gone but the raped bitch is real
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>>157417913
are women still so naive as to not expect a finger in the bum?
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fellow e-chads, my current watch >
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Wrestlefags OUT
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>>157419414
good post
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This is a hockey thread, it still a hockey thread during off season
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Finally paid back that borrowed cup of coffee from a month and a half ago today at the local mini mart, felt good man
The cashier, she said, "just gimme two bucks"
And I was all like
"Nope, keep the extra $5, it has gained interest since then"
Thanks for reading my blog
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My shitting situation is usually fine after like tacos and seven IPAs, how can one humble frozen pizza be doing this to my insides
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>>157419443
hockey is wrestling-coded
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>>157419458
based, I had a work friend who ran up a tab at the restaurant in our lobby and then quit. The Chinese guy who ran the place would then hassle me about it because he had seen us smoking darts but with the language barrier he couldn't understand the concept of 'work friends' and I have no contact with him in the real world
>>
if Gary doesn't fess up any more trades, im gonna leak all the new alternate jerseys
>>
i noah guy
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>>157419374
Gary truly considers every possibility. His wisdom is boundless
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>>157419414

> the stench... the stench
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When Gary physically passes on, will they create a life-like hologram of him like Hatsune Miku?
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>fourfull draw in Moscow

>>157419533
Gary is seeking eternal life, like all madly rich gentleman in this day and age
>>
>>157419533
more like hologram tupac but yes
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>>157419552
why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
>>
>>157419533
Yes and Bill Daly will consult it for guidance
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smashed my finger in a door ;(
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>We are not victims of aging, sickness, and death. These are part of scenery, not the seer, who is immune to any form of change. This seer is the spirit, the expression of eternal being.
>Deepak Chopra
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>>157419388
latter. Women can’t appreciate male bodies
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>>157419629
why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
>>
>>157419624
You are very retarded, even by /hoc/ standards
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>>157419645
We've all been there
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>>157419645
"very retarded" is the /hoc/ standard
>you're chastising him for being at the starting mark, stop that
ridiculous
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>>157419661
Never reply to me again
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>>157419667
Ok, deal
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i hate rapey so fucking much bro's
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>>157419661
why can't you ever explain why you thought playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
>>
Having sammies for lunch, might wash 'em down with a Bang's root beer
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>>157419688
With mustard?
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who puts mustard in their root beer?
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pov: you're trb's dog
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>>157419692
sounds like one of those fucked up mormon alcohol substitutes
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For me, it's certified Mug Moments©
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>>157419692
/hoc/, apparently
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>>157419689
Mustard AND mayo ;)
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ordered a beer and a shot and some tendies
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>>157419722
Mug is great, but Bang's is superior - even if only for meme's sake
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>>157419726
Based!
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>amateur bartending
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1787242089010001.mp4
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>>157419485
Definitely Kyle Beach coded
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>>157419744
>You order a steak and get a chicken
ahh yes very common mistake, happens all the time
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this right here the shit, quite tasty, I highly recommend it for all you root beer aficionados
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>>157419458
You’re a good man
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mmmm i sure love the taste of battery acid and tv static
>>
>>157419777
checked
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>>157419777
Thanks anon :)
>>
Tavares wasn't paying his TrudeauBux taxes, bros
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>>157419791
https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/ex-islanders-captain-testifies-court-205704324.html
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>>157419791
stink island finally gets its revenge
the governer says hello
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flamiac nephew wants me to play roblox with him to make up for raiding his snack stash kwab
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>>157419799
much like the governor said hello to trb’s anus on 04/17/2022
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imagine owing eight million dollars to Canada
>>
>>157419498
The interns are already tracking you down
>>
>>157419805
You're setting a poor example by being a spoiled sport
be a fucking man about it, Player #2
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>>157419809
There's a other article about marleau saying that Babcock enticed people to play in toronto for it being so financially lucrative lol, he'd already made like $70mil in his career at that point
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>>157419822
why don’t you be a man and explain why you thought playoff goals counted towards a regular season record?
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>Pre Season Puck drops in 30 Days
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>>157419791
>government wants over half his signing bonus
And people wonder why players don't want to play in Canada.
>>
>>157419870
>>157419848
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>>157419836
farming headlines out of "scandal" + "name of other random guy who people don't like" >>>
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>Ducks Women in Sports night is vs. Vegas
Pottery
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for me it's buying jackson lacombe's unwashed jockstrap
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>>157419930
>only $10
Pretty good deal to be desu
>>
Do they put game-worn jockstrap pieces on hockey cards like they do with jerseys?
>>
>>157419923
McDavid is begging Edmonton to have their own anime night
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>>157419966
That would do numbers with hockey wine aunts
>>
>>157419805
how about you two throw a damn ball around instead of being a couple of ninnies?
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>>157419978
well, maybe if he didn't pose the request as "Dickgirls Night" they might be a little more open to the idea
>>
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Why is he in a casino? He should be in the gym, putting on some muscle, sharpening his mind, improving his discipline. Something! Anything but wasting time in a casino! You've got a cup to win MR Hab!
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BASED!
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>>157420133
Our Sennies :)
>>
*achoo!*
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I got yer Cup
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>NEWS: #CBJ goaltender Elvis Merzlikins has undergone surgery on a shoulder injury. There is no timetable for his return.

most cursed nhl player award
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>>157420133
>clearance
>$50 off
Thank you Gary
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>>157419941
Agreed. I’d cop one for that price
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXt1hSGXxag
*sips*
yep, thats my kind of music.
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does that shit say dustin wolf with an 87
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>>157420533
Elite
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>>157420533
for me it's Olympic Gold Medalist Jake "Otter" Oettinger
>>
>>157420533
Hellebuyck is only that high during the regular season
>>
>>157420533
Wolf should be at least a 95
>>
Canucks/Sharks WCF
Sabres/Habs ECF

Book it, Gary
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Each shift can change the momentum of the game so its important to keep your morale up when the game is going your way
>>
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My penguins (:
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>>157420799
When I played basketball I always threw my head back and rolled my eyes
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>>157420847
did you also tell your opponents to rest.... in.... peaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaceughhhhhhh
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>>157420635
i'd prefer oilers/sharks WCF desu
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>>157420799
Do you mean when the game isn't going your way?
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>>157420799
I’ll try my best to remain positive, coach
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hour after moving retard son into his room he texted me theres a kid from finland in his dorm
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we only heem swedes here
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>having a wrestlefag dad who calls you retarded on 4channel
Poor kid never had a chance
>>
We only kiss Canadians here
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>>157420903
he's smart and succeeds academically and beats me at magic routinely but he's a fuckin retard
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>oilers playing in Germany in 2027-28
I guess Leon is stuck for another year
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>>157420635
for me it's Canes/Habs and Stars/Sharks

ending with my Canesies winning again of course :)
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>>157420883
He’ll be doing sauna beers with the guy soon
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>>157420924
you wish ya homo
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i made OC a while ago
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the korean qt whose chair i used to sniff is going to be at our annual office picnic. i don’t want to sniff a public bench so i think i’ll just sniff her hair when we all gather together to take the photo
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>>157420964
What’s gay about drinking with a bro? I bet you also think frats are gay
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contender teams only
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>>157420635
>Nuckies
I don't have to tell you why this isn't happening
>shorks
They need more than one player to go far
>sabres
They're the Sabres so I expect them to crash and burn now that they've finally had a whiff of success
>hasb
Fraudulent team that benefited from Dobes getting hot at the right time
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The league needs more Germans and by Gary it will be done.
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>>157421103
I went to a B1G school that was frat bro central of the country and never had any interest for one minute
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>>157421123
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and so the undoing of the yzerplan continues to unfold
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>>157420903
I wish I had a son :(
>>
>>157421189
I always wonder what it feels like to be used as trade fodder, to be told your only worth is as a sweetener with a few other guys for the one player they actually want or even worse yet to be traded away for cap space, draft picks and "future considerations"
>>
>>157421202
try kissing a girl first retard
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>>157421205
those guys probably know they were never going to break out anyways and are probably just happy to continue to make the money that they do while doing what they do
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>>157421206
I’ll join the 4chan dating app
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ragsbros...
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>>157419978
Anaheim had a Vtuber in a Ducks jersey hyping up the crowd last couple years
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>>157421250
that's probably just jay woodcroft
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>>157421175
Yep, retard Ilitch is back in full charge. Another Michigan native signed. Larkin will wear the C opening night, too.
>>
>>157421231
My Sensies once again in the middle of the pack
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>>157421027
Based
>>
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>>157421123
why are 'nadians so obnoxiously depressed and negative?
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>>157421231
>Wild at 16, about to move to 32 or 1 depending on what happens with Quinn Hughes
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>>157421355
nta but due to the head office changes I have great optimism for the future of my nuckies
>>
>>157421361
I remember a few weeks ago that it was a top headline on the NHL website that Hughes would be imminently entering into talks about an extension... and then nothing happened since
>>
>>157421096
You told us she quit
>>
>>157421250
hi yes I'm a faggot from /vt/ and literally who is this even supposed to be and why aren't they using subaru https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ccoZhuNlls
>>
>>157421432
we don't want your kind here
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>>157421448
ok don cherry
>>
/hoc/ is for everyone
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>>157421461
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Who's stopping this?
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>>157421432
They chose a smaller one called Akascarlet that does sports content, mainly baseball
>>
>>157421483
gravity by toppling over them jolly green giant azz zesty niggas
>>
>>157421490
>jolly green giant
that reminds me, didn't the stars defense in the last playoffs even taller
>>
>>157421486
>mainly baseball
that just makes it even weirder
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>>157421483
mcjesus rapes
>>
>>157421483
Binnington being shit
>>
>>157421499
Well we don't all have Dodgers money, do we
>>
what kind of fatherless communist do you have to be to not watch baseball
>>
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>>157421646
look at all dem goats
>>
i wonder how sportsnet is going to air doubleheaders after the clocks change back because vancouver and bc will be on the same time zone as calagry and edmonton and won't perfectly align with the east coast game. think manitoba is also in the process of getting rid of it too so the jets might play at the same time as the laffs and habs.
>>
>>157421675
i hope sportsnet goes bankrupt and then garynet takes its place
better the gary you know than the gary you don't
>>
>>157421646
Where’s Crosby?
>>
>>157421461
Except faggots, darkies and fat women
>>
>>157421688
while he should be inducted before retirement I imagine they are waiting for him to finish his career first
>>
>>157421684
Gary already started the process by allowing his good friend Bezos to broadcast Monday games. It's only a matter of time before Sportsnet and TSN die.
>>
>>157421106
Neat. /hoc/ needs to discuss collegepuck more
>>
>>157421688
retard
>>157421700
not retarded
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>>157421719
>/hoc/ needs to discuss leagues worse than the ECHL more
>>
>>157421719
discussing shit hockey doesnt make you an epic hockey bro
>>
>>157421714
bezos, if you're listening, the only way i'll buy amazon prime is if you stream all nhl games on it
>>
>>157421675
Lmao canucks will be starting games at 8pm
>>
>>157421250
>ANIME NIG
>>
Breaking news. Oilers will play two games in Germany
>>
Breaking news. Oilers will lose two games in Germany kwab
>>
>>157421759
kwab
>>
Breaking news. Oilers will relocate to Munich due to the overwhelming success of their overseas games
>>
Breaking news. Tel Aviv is getting an expansion team
>>
>>157421733
My team made nationals last year
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>>157421755
>>157421759
>I DON'T WANNA GO TO FUCKING GERMANY MID-SEASON, IT GONNA DISRUPT EVERYTHING, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>157421783
nobody cares fag
>>
>>157421483
Shit team
>>
>>157421575
The PWHL has Dodgers money for now
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>>157421783
Did the win?
>>
>>157421759
Jen
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Hilarious way to cope with being forced into a contract right before the cap skyrocketed. It's going to be great watching this team of fags crash and burn.
>>
>>157421954
you're just jealous
>>
>>157421954
sorry your shit team couldn't sign a single free agent
>>
>>157421824
They were shutout in the first round
>>
just woke up
>>
just looked up a guide
>>
just called a tow truck because i couldn't get my flat tire off the rim
>>
>>157422054
Stay safe!
>>
just thought about the time someone on /hoc/ called 911 for a flat tire instead
>>
GET OVER HERE LIKE SCORPION
PUT YA TO SLEEP
KAVORKIAN
>>
>>157422149
/hoc/ isn't beating the retard allegations
>>
Just thought about that chilly Easter evening of 2022
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>>157422219
Same
>>
>>157422219
same
>>
black girl that delivered my damn package was kinda cute
>>
Gay and girly magazines.
>>
>>157422267
bret hart would never
>>
for me? it was when shawn called owen a turd nugget that whenever you flush it just wont go down
then owen would say I'M NOT A NUGGET
>>
>>157422326
true he said that a lot https://youtu.be/mTxelTaoH1U?t=238
>>
>>157422262
black girl at the 7/11 near my work is super ghetto and trashy but I want to **** her so bad
>>
>>157422345
based X-Pac (who rules) best moment
>>
>>157421954
>laffs
>>
>>157422359
You want to what her?
>>
>>157422367
****
>>
>>157422326
The guy impersonating Owen when DX were in blackface impersonation the Nation was the one that got Owen being a nugget over. The Shawn promo was mostly forgotten but that guy made reference to it and it stuck
>>
>>157422379
its in the clip buddy posted a few up and still dimes
>>
>>157422377
bud1?
>>
just logged back in after a few weeks any trades?
>>
>>157422405
X-Pac got traded from Rules to Still Rules
>>
I forgot to take a marner before the gym so my tummy hurt
>>
>>157422405
No, just the queers queering off night and day in here.
>>
>>157422405
I traded a lawnmower for a different lawnmower
I use it to mow my lawn
>>
I ended up falling asleep during Terminator 2 last night. I'll be finishing it tonight
>>
>>157422359
weird nier automata reference but ok
>>
HER NAME IS NOELLE
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>>157422434
A2 best girl
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>>157422432
>falling asleep during T2
Kwab
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>>157422432
Okay but give me time to catch up
>>
>>
>>157422451
I didn't get very far into it. I was a sleepy boy after finishing the first one and considered not starting it. I fell asleep at around the 40 minute mark
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5O1o2QUukM
>>
>>157422451
>>157422466
in this your first time watching?
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damn this nigga's ugly
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>>157422476
No I've seen them a few times but it was a long time ago since I last watched them
>>
saw The Odyssey
>>
zoomers OUT
>>
>>157422512
Yuck!
>>
>>157422524
you Odyssey deez nuts instead
>>
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>>157422568
You won't post them here
>>
>>157422478
>>
>rags
>>
>log into hoc
>trb is cryin' n' whinin' n' b'n' a bitch
like clockwork
>>
>>157422512
I don't care for Nolan other than the opening scenes of the dark knight movies
>>
memento ruled
>>
>>157422641
I didn't know that was Nolan. Memento is a great movie
>>
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Matt Rempe needs to go to a cup favorite team like the Oilers. Babcock's sure to make a man out of him.
>>
>fishsticks done
>ketchup ready
oh yeah, it's time for some tsn top 10 highlights
>>
>>157422476
Yes
>>
>>157422673
how shoot impoverished are you
>>
>>157422512
how was sean averys performance?
>>
>>157422665
soembody should use AI to make it so he squarely connects onto laraques chin for each uppercut
>>
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I keep forgetting that Babcock has a steady coaching job again
how long do you think Mike will last in Edmonton?
>>
>>157422680
let me put it this way: i'm starting from videos uploaded 13 years ago
>>
>>157422680
Cope fish sticks are for everyone
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3XZkWInSVg
>>
When are submissions for next seasons gimmick?
>>
>>157422710
you missed the deadline
>>
can we talk about shannon
>>
did matthews have a full blown fivehead by 23 or is stankoven well on track to be the next getzlaf?
>>
>>157422721
Will Gary accept late submissions?
>>
>>157422688
I think if they get to round 3 he stays, otherwise he's gone and mcdavid is traded
>>
>>157422737
new
>>
>>157422724
You have to buy a jersey
>>
>>157422697
kinda based
>>
>>157422736
>>157422736
>>157422736
New
>>
>>157422739
Retard



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