SERIE A MATCHDAY 1>Saturday, August 22, 202618:30 Udinese – Como18:30 Inter – Monza20:45 Parma – Cagliari20:45 Genoa – Napoli>Sunday, August 23, 202618:30 Venezia – Lecce18:30 Frosinone – Juventus20:45 Torino – AC Milan20:45 Atalanta – Sassuolo>Monday, August 24, 202618:30 Bologna – Lazio20:45 Roma – Fiorentina/////////////////////FANTA////////////////////////Here we go again...With less spirit than ever I announce the official FANTAcomfy-chan's Ded League.>do you want to play with a phone?download the app Leghe FC>do you want to play wherever?go at: leghe. fantacalcio. it, and make an account if you don' have one!-Once logged in you can join by clicking on "Unisciti ad una lega" and ticking the option "Privata" and "ho una parola d'ordine"-After that you have to type the name of the league and a password (see below).-Name of league(nome della lega): Super Fantacomfy League-Password(parola d'ordine): herewego-After that tou need to wait for me to add you manually to the competition.-You need to purchase players in the "mercato" and select your eleven and captain every week.-the fanta transfers follow the length of the real serie-a transfer window.That's it. Enjoy and stay hydrated.Previous: >>157391517
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I’m farting so much that an anon might mistake me for Shiftymine
Juventus and Arthur Melo are set to part ways by terminating the contract on mutual agreement.Financial agreement almost done after the Brazilian midfielder asked to leave to try new chapter as free agent.
>Scalvini injured againEupalla is still pissed as fuck I see
honest anahor is spelt the same forwards and backwards
Actual odds of Lazio unironically getting relegated?
2X-ACKO
>>157420949about tree diddy
>>157420968Lol, lmao
>>157420968Just remembered Hancko… (got MOTM in Atleti’s last game)
>>157420996Opinions on Geertruida to Psv?
>>157421007Naast stotteren ook nog eens zwaar gehandicapt die mafklappert
I will spam /seriea/ of sutalo webms this year
>>157421022wtf Lilith just spawned in my room
>>157421040cap
Sarri might just get to eat the panettone but there's no way he's eating the colomba
>>157420949Would the fat man finally exile himself in this scenario?
*snots on the following post*
>>157421040Pics?
>The Guardian: Chad’s ties with Mendes growing - Why Gestifute and Chad F.C. share ‘mutual respect’>Jorge Mendes’ presence at Casa Chad has not gone unnoticed, especially given that he spent over six hours at the club’s headquarters.>The Guardian recall that Anon’s oneitis arrived later than expected at Casa Chad to sign his new contract, a delay that had raised all sorts of doubts, including the outcome of her medical checks. These uncertainties were swept away by her arrival to sign a five-year gf deal in the evening.>The delays were more likely due to the resolution of some bureaucratic matters that evidently took longer than expected. It’s possible that among these were contractual matters still to be finalised, especially with her agent Mendes present.>Mendes influence grows at Chad F.C.>Mendes arrived at Casa Chad yesterday afternoon, only to leave late in the evening. Hours and hours of discussions and negotiations followed, given that after completing the qt baker Brunette deal and continuing with Anon’s oneitis, it’s not out of the question that the Portuguese is involved in other deals.>The departure of Chad’s (soon to be) ex-gf (coincidentally, another Portuguese player) would also be a topic of discussion, for example. What we know is that Mendes had a (remote) conversation with Chad Sr., the club’s owner, who is increasingly involved in transfer affairs.>A direct line was established between the two, allowing Chad F.C. to outpace foreign competition in the acquisition of the qt baker Brunette from U.S. Bakery and then satisfy Chad with the addition of a side-piece, Anon F.C’s oneitis.
Trying a bit hard there
>>157421200t. not an Atalanta player
>Ajax defeating the Priory of Sion FC awayA bit antisemetic that
Sex
>>157421233Humans would rather side with faceless abomini instead of hot sexy succubi
>>157421233Flat chests = best chests
can var intervene to correct corner/goal kick decisions this year?
>Sterling Point renewed for season 2We won brunettebros.
>>157421292generally yes, as for Serie A it also depends on the VAR room knocks and whether the referees are favoured or not
>>157421318Was he that good at Feyenoord?
>>157421318Post something about women every now and then
>>157421292Seems like albeit they only mention to correct a wrongly given corner im assuming the same goes for goalkicks >AMPLIAMENTO DEL VAR— E poi, l’estensione del Var: vero è che l’ausilio-video dovrà essere utilizzato solo quando è “chiaro ed evidente errore” (lo chiedono Rosetti, Orsato e Messina) ma sarà anche utilizzabile nel primo giallo solo in caso di scambio di persona e in area per la simulazione. In più, e questo si sa già dal mondiale conclusosi da poco, il Var si potrà attivare per togliere (e non per assegnare, sia chiaro) il secondo giallo e - in forma di silent-check - per annullare o cambiare un calcio d’angolo errato. Ampliamento delle possibilità-Var insomma, ma l’uso non dovrà essere spropositato o sproporzionato: la chiamata a video serve per cose macroscopiche non viste e non per fare i ricercatori.
>>157421318Yeah she looks like prime Rachel Weisz
I'd like to thank la dea for reminding me why I'm not looking forward to calcio
>>157421332It took me two whole moments to remember that fever dream wew. Almost made David look like an actual footballer
>>157421412Crazy fall off desu, he was pretty good at City, same with Sane I don't know what happened to those two
>>157421341Thoughts on Margaret Qualley’s bare feet look?
Spalletti OUTSenator Samir Patres IN
>>1574209493 way relegation battle between bbilan,jjust and lelzio is this seasons script
>>157420949zero if bernabenis is brought back
>>1574209492%
>>157420949unironically thinking of betting on it, current odds are 33/1, may as well make money while I suffer than not
>ynr the dullards believing Fiocretina would get relegated last seasonHow many Pisa-Fiorentina do you need to realise that certain teams are hard-wired to cling to Italian football like parasites?
>valdepeniswill he play for la viola?
>>157421736>la violawait wtf why do they have like 20 wingbacks
>>157421754dodo to bbilan
>>157420949I can't see happening tbqhdespite being held to ransom over the liquidity index affair, Lotito sensed the mood and secured favourable referees with the Frattesi deal
>>157420949basically zero because the league will step in if they’re in trouble, they’d have to be so shit that you couldn’t even rig them to safety
>>157420949Lazio has a better squad than Juventus a team that reached 6th place and was just a couple of points away from top3. No chance.
>>157421757apparently forest want the dead bird as wellso alteentexter jimenez goes on the right
>14 Fanta teams have spent at least 1 Fanta buckNeed 6 more hopefully to get a 20 team league going
sleep tight /seriea/hab
>>157422238wtf, this isn't Ayla Kirstine*unsubscribes from Germano's webbums*
Ladies and gentlemen, a 2nd Gio-esque Greek towel boy has hit the ‘rithm
Calcio tomorrow? Don't fall for fake news fra
Riomma plays MondayUnimportant teams play the other days
>>157425508>Unimportant teams play the other daysyorkshire lazioanon will be chuffed by this
My tummy is making noises and it's telling me that mercato...
Good morning!>Today Cardinale will communicate further cuts from the project to the players individuallyFC Porto are set to submit a second offer for Santiago Giménez!Its raining and dark
>>157426042>>Today Cardinale will communicate further cuts from the project to the players individuallyWhat is this, "Campioni il sogno"? Is Maradona Jr. allowed to stay after the public vote?
Real reason why Inter is buying all these english players? English are known for their banking system and financial prowess
>>157426200This and english women are 10 times superior to shitalian bitches
>>157426241This, Bonnie Blue>>>>>>>>>>>>>shitymine
>According to Transfermarkt.it, Serie A has gained €500M IN MARKET VALUE OVERALL from all the players that joined the league this summer. More than any other league in the world.
Juventus FC and its family stand with Itamar Ben-Gvir and wish him a healthy and successful life.
Jj still lacks "winning players" desu, hard to expect much when you're led by Locatelli. Someone like Alisson or Dibu could've been great for this.
>>157426494>We've become the scammedgrim
>>157426650But you literally have two capi buffonese in your squad
>The departure of Ange-Yoan Bonny for a fee no less than €40 million—with foreign interest and Fiorentina interested should Moise Kean move to Como—could disrupt Inter's attacking strategies in the closing stages of the transfer window.>The cash cow from the French-born Ivorian striker would allow the Nerazzurri to further push into the Premier League by targeting Gabriel Martinelli.
>>157426668yikes
>>157426494gestifute cooking with gas
>>157426691Upgrade imho, bonny is a shitter
>no less than 40m for Bonnywhich is more fake between the real world economy and the calcio economy?
>In Spain, they're certain: Lautaro Martinez has reached an agreement with Barcelona. According to El Chiringuito TV, a formal meeting took place last week between Deco, the Blaugrana's sporting director, and the player's agent, Alejandro Camano. The meeting resulted in a preliminary agreement between the parties.>Torino officially signs Fortini from Fiorentina.>Trabzonspor are targeting Napoli's Lorenzo Lucca to strengthen their attack alongside Mohamed Salah.>Juventus, final sprint on the transfer market: Zirkzee and Kessie in, David and Koop leaving.
Preparing for the wave
Zestao
>>157426866Lautaro to barca and inter goes for icardi
Conceicao + 30m <> Fofana swap who says no
Arthur found dead in a ditch :)One less Brazilian in MY team
>>157426866>Juventus, final sprint on the transfer market: Zirkzee and Kessie in
>>157426866ah yes lets sell our captain the day before season starts
>Perin to Palermo almost a done dealLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOnow Gatti and Cambiaso next please
>>157427254The Italian lil' circle WILL be extinguished
>>157427187It's omega good /biz/ sell salernitana man while his stock is high
>>157427254Emil *udero to replace perin
>>157427254noo my boy joronen is forgotten...
There's no way malen is worth 34 fantacazzos
Carni replacing shitters with more shitters, I can't believe I miss Paratici
alright fras it’s time to post PREDICTIONSClubs:>Scudetto Winners>UCL Spots>Europa League & Comfyrence League>RelegatedPlayers:>Top Scorer/Best Striker>Best GK>Best Defender>Best Midfielder >MVP (best player on the Scudetto winning team)>Best Young Player>Rugani Award (shilled young Italian defender, the committee of voices inside my head awarded it to Palestra last year)
Amplifico mufa
Just had a Twinkazzo-tier crashout in the instagram comments of [redacted]Calcio has never been more back
>>157427584Clubs:>Scudetto WinnersPrinter>UCL SpotsPrinter, Napoli, Jj, Roma>Europa League & Comfyrence LeagueComo, Bbilan >RelegatedLecce, Frosinone, VeneziaPlayers:>Top Scorer/Best StrikerMalen>Best GKSvilar>Best DefenderNdicka>Best MidfielderLocatelli (based on stats)>MVP (best player on the Scudetto winning team)Lautardo>Best Young PlayerMastantuono>Rugani Award (shilled young Italian defender, the committee of voices inside my head awarded it to Palestra last year)This will be The Year of Scalvini
>>157427584>Scudetto WinnersNapoli>UCL Spotsinter jewve roma>Europa League & Comfyrence Leaguecomo, viola>Relegatedleeches, venezia, monzaPlayers:>Top Scorer/Best Strikerrasmus hœ>Best GKsvilar>Best DefenderNdicka>Best MidfielderKDB>MVP (best player on the Scudetto winning team)kdb>Best Young PlayerMitaj>Rugani AwardBovioplayer to watch: vergara
>>157427584Clubs: >>Scudetto WinnersInter>>UCL SpotsMilan, napoli, juve, como>>Europa League & Comfyrence LeagueRoma, atalanta>>Relegated Lazio, frosinone, veneziaPlayers: >>Top Scorer/Best StrikerRamos>>Best GKMaignan>>Best DefenderAkanji>>Best MidfielderJashari>>MVP (best player on the Scudetto winning team) Leao (mvp doesnt have to belong to the scudetto winner)>>Best Young PlayerComotto>>Rugani Award (shilled young Italian defender, the committee of voices inside my head awarded it to Palestra last year)Scalvini
>>157427584Clubs:>Scudetto WinnersSfinter, can't see them not steamroll the league>UCL SpotsSfinter, Riomma, Jj and Como>Europa League & Comfyrence LeagueFiocretina and bbilan>RelegatedMonza, Venezia, Genoa after a last day loss with Lecce saving themselvesPlayers:>Top Scorer/Best StrikerKean if he joins Como, otherwise Lautardo (and if he goes to Farca then RKM)>Best GKDe Gea>Best DefenderAkanji>Best Midfielder Douglas Luiz shirley>MVP (best player on the Scudetto winning team)Dimarco I dunno>Best Young PlayerMastantuono/Alajbegovic/Liberali I can't decide>Rugani Award (shilled young Italian defender, the committee of voices inside my head awarded it to Palestra last year)Bovio
>>157427584posting my own:Clubs:>Scudetto WinnersInda>UCL SpotsRiomma, Jjust, Bbilan>Europa League & Comfyrence LeagueCuomo, Nabule (EL), La Viola (Comfyrence)>RelegatedFrosinone, Lecce, VeneziaPlayers:>Top Scorer/Best StrikerLautaro>Best GKSvilar>Best DefenderGila>Best MidfielderLocatelli>MVP (best player on the Scudetto winning team)Lautaro>Best Young PlayerChrist Inao Oulai>Rugani Award (shilled young Italian defender, the committee of voices inside my head awarded it to Palestra last year)Cacciamani
>>157427584>Clubs:>>Scudetto WinnersJj>>UCL SpotsJj, napoli, printer roma>>Europa League & Comfyrence Leagueudine, cuomo>>Relegatedleche, venice, monster>Players>>Top Scorer/Best Striker>>Best GKVicario>>Best DefenderStones>>Best MidfielderChanoglue>>MVP (best player on the Scudetto winning team)Punished Yilsh>>Best Young PlayerValpenis>>Rugani Award Ahanor
I think I found the alboswiss' Xitter accounthttps://x.com/kingjulien15x/status/2090632017545155011
New teaser for Cyberpunk: Edgerunners is up>>157428044Does that one also believe that Serie A will get 5 CL spots? To me that seems about as realistic as Lmao leaving for more than €40m.
>>157428044You should rather look for d*ccios podcast
Already found twinkazzo's
>>157428022>CacciamaniWaspBullfuturo italo capitano
Mo who is in charge of the transfers Is this Monchi? Grim
>>157428157Forgot picrel
The official Serie A account posted this lole#STOPIRACY
>>157427584>Scudetto WinnersInter>UCL SpotsMilan, Roma, Napoli>Europa League & Comfyrence LeagueJuventus, Como>RelegatedMonza, Frosinone, LeccePlayers:>Top Scorer/Best StrikerLautardo>Best GKSvilar>Best DefenderGila>Best Midfielderdunno, Douglas Luiz kek>MVP (best player on the Scudetto winning team)Lautardo>Best Young PlayerLiberali>Rugani Award (shilled young Italian defender, the committee of voices inside my head awarded it to Palestra last year)Fortini
>>157428163Castro is great, Malen is top tier in serie ass, I don't know about Rodrigo Mora but he is shilled a lot..Ghilardi is decent, Molina is shit, I don't know about the greek.
co Como mai
>>157428225The use of cardboard and the small table is indeed telling
>>157428163This is a pretty great list of transfers desu
>Barcelona
>>157428225Why does he look like Tancredi Palmeri
>>157428225how do you even get fined for it? I still haven't heard of a single Italian provider doing something to a single user. You can still even torrent everything freely unlike in some burgerland places.
>>157428376There are boomers out there who are ready to pay money to watch pirate streams, that's how
>>157428376people paying with their credit card
New leaked clip is up, they didn't catch Cyberleek yet lmao
>>157428376I think these ads are mostly just posturing. They're aimed at boomers and dinosaurs who are stupid enough to be caught easily. If you have to put even a tiny bit of effort into catching individual pirates then it's simply not worth it.Then again, they also think going after the likes of Cloudflare is a good idea so who the fuck knows lole
>>157428417it was rockstar india pajeet that got hacked. his compuutah was visited 10 times by the hackers
>>157428422The Rockstar India "hack" was just a phishing attempt by a Russian guy who only got a graphics file for the Xbox version. Massive nothingburger, all we've gotten from it is one tiny resolution screenshot and heightmap. The Cyberleek dude has someone from the inside who fed him either a build or this guy recorded clips for him and they're sharing them for cryptoshit
>>157428422>>157428429Probably some person angry because of the layoffs/union stuff that sneaked out a build and leaked it to someone who knows how to get it to run.
>>157428440Very possible, although it could also be one smartass thinking he'd outdo the system trying to get rich one way or the other kek Thing it, all builds have insane telemetry measures and hidden ways to control what goes on during the testing gameplay. The guy is bound to get caught eventually. As for the leaker/hoster/dude handling crypto... eh good luck with that. I just hope he avoids posting story spoilers.
i might play it at some point but will wait. im worreid its gonna be some woke dei shit
>>157428422Not true
>city is looking good>density is more than decent>handling looks snappy but I'm still unsure how much of an upgrade is to V'sI'm sorta impressed, damn. They might've cooked
>>157428472The fact that it already has a whore female as a protagonist and not some trad wife you can have sex with whenever you want but who matters little to the plot made me sick. You just know they're young to put some haha le Epstein le bad joke because he once had sex with a cute girl
>>157428500It looks lile rdr2 in a modern setting. Im not saying it isnt going to be kino but still the leaks destroyed the hype. Also the map is dissapointing
If I don't get to run over children Pepo Martinez style I will not buy the game
>>157428225>AI ad to complain about piracy Lmao the self awareness
>>157428457A little bit of story would be nice, to see if it's more like GTA 4 or 5 in tone. 5 was so generic and forgettable, I hope they switch things up.
>>157428527GTA 4 was ass, GTA is meant to be satirical and funny. If I want to play some tearjerking story I play Max Payne (extremely overrated btw) not GTA
when i heard the orginal dude behind gta was out i knew it wont be good.
>Farca just signed Livakovic for 4m totalThat's a fucking steal, why are >we never on deals like this
>>157428547MindsEye was made by one of the producers of the best GTA games so
Now let's see what some of the orignal GTA people have been up to
>>157428527V's story was so bad it wasn't even funny. The Online's was even worse (yeah, Online has a "storyline" of some sorts lmao)The cutscene we've seen seem well directed but I don't think we'll get much from these leaks, gotta wait until next week with the Netflix thingy I guess
>>157428555crorat said he only got signed because of the connections of his agent
>>157427584Clubs:>Scudetto Winnersnot jj>UCL Spotsnot jj>Europa League & Comfyrence Leaguenot jj>Relegatedmaybe jj,lelzio,bbilan (genoa will avoid relegation on the last matchday)Players:>Top Scorer/Best Strikermilik>Best GKsvilar maybe>Best Defendermatturro >Best Midfielderbernabe>MVP (best player on the Scudetto winning team)>Best Young Playerbosnegru meme>Rugani Award (shilled young Italian defender, the committee of voices inside my head awarded it to Palestra last year)its parisi breakthrough season for real this time
>>157428536Would you be interested in joining Twinkazzo as co-host for a radio station in the next GTA? You and it would be perfect for "No Taste FM" and its never-ending playlist of Drake, Imagine Dragons and Wiz Khalifa.
>being obsessed and trying too hardShould I give him a (You) to calm him down?
>>157428569GTA IV is literally>waaa waaa I killed a bunch of children in Sgorbia and now I am depressed :((The entirety of Max Payne is literally>waaa waaa my entire family is dead and now I am a depressed alcoholic who wants vengeance and hates Brazilians >:((((((Tell me do these sound like great stories?
better than the story of your life no doubt
Gaymers have become worse than Paolo Fox' fangirls desu
>Sgorbiaokay this made me kek
>>157428569It's the baiting schizo, don't bother
Mo a game where you play as Zingaro's uncle going to Jew York and killing Russians isn't the best thing ever
>>157428603I know, but after G**rtr**d*'s betrayal, I'll grab any distraction I can
>>157428614>killing RussiansSee that's the part that never fully convinced me, a serbian dog would never kill his masters
>>157428630I mean, he even kills other Serbians, and ruskis fucked with his family >>157428625Niko Gonzalez comeback season at Jj with 15 goals incoming
>Allegri: The market? We're already strong like this. Then the club is vigilant about opportunities. And in january he will complain that the club did too little in the summer mercato
>>157428625>G**rtr**d*'sW-we can fix him... just let Obligation(tm) be set free next season haha...
>implying Allegri is going to eat panettone
>Can Uzun will NOT join Galatasaray this window, decision made. Uzun’s future remains open, with Milan monitoring the situation.
The Slavic grill at my gym who speaks minimal English, let alone Dutch, responded to me coming back after a few weeks by saying ‘you needed rest like caterpillar, now look, you beautiful butterfly’
>>157428614why would I care about any of those things
>israel t.momblanuslole
oh shit Arthur is actually gonemy favorite moment was that assist to adolfo gaich
>Take-Two has filed subpoenas in federal court for Microsoft and Discord to hand over all records relevant to accounts and servers it believes may have recently been involved in posting or spreading GTA 6 leaks in order to help it track down the source
>>157428555his agent is personal friends with Deco and Laporta and he's going to Dinamo on loan if Dinamo can't find a permanent new goalkeeper
>>157429010Jesus Christ thanks for the reminderOur season died with this game btw
OFFICIAL! LEANDRO PAREDES HAS BEEN SUSPENDED FOR 10 MATCHES BY FIFA DUE TO HIS BEHAVIOR DURING THE WORLD CUP FINAL!!! Other sanctions: 7-match suspension for Nahuel Molina. 1-match suspension for Thiago Almada. 1-match suspension for Gavi. 3-match suspension for Roberto Ayala.The Argentine Federation has been fined approximately €300,000.
>>157429220>The Argentine Federation has been fined approximately €300,000.Wtf, that's 20% of their GDP
>>157429220How many pesos is that
Just used this command on my meme storage server:mv /memes/eredivisie/sutalo /memes/seriea/
>>157429298we gaan
>Juventus won’t receive compensation for Perin’s move to Palermo but rather instead the Bianconeri will receive success related bonuses from Serie B side, particularly in case of promotion [Schira]
>>157429241all of them
>Starting from next season, the Juventus family's friendly match between the senior and youth team will be played with the safety standards of an official game: no more pitch invasions, following Gatti's injury and around 50,000 euros in damages.t. John the Albanian
>Juventus have set their sights on Frenkie de Jong. If the situation with Barcelona were to get complicated, the idea of a loan until the end of the season with salary covered and option to buy could start to take shape.t. Sborrt (the spanish outlet)
>>157429629Bullshit but I believe it
>>157429629cant wait to have a creative team right after dumping the reliant on others-striker lole
>>157429190absolute grimkino lmao
>>157429671Did you see footage of Vlahovic' performance last night lole
Bournemouth are in advanced talks to sign Michele Di Gregorio from Juventus on initial loan with buy option clause.Buy option clause not mandatory, as Sky Sport reported.
>Digre going to Bournemouth I'm almost ready to bet that >we will meet them in the EL and he'll pull off an insane performance against >us
>>157429411I mean, if Palermo don't get promoted with like 90 points with a team like this then Inzaghi might be the biggest shitter to ever hold a coaching license
Calcio resumes in literally less than 24 hours...
>>157429960Not for MY club :)
>no 60 FPS mode for Blood of Dawnwalker on consoles>not even on PS5 Proit's not over, it never even began
>>157430212Good, one less game to add on my wishlist lol
>>157430224was going to wait for the reviews because it looked interesting, but all interest is now gone lmao
>>157430232Yeah everything pointed out to be a sleeper hit in September but I'm totally uninterested nowI'll grab it on PC in a few years when it's 30€ or so
Maybe it's just me, but Blood of the Dawnwalker's graphics don't look that special do they?
Vieri interview!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdqWFGHDS3g
i have the coofits ogre
>>157430266...they still run tests?
>>157430255Here I was thinking it was the other viery
>>157430266take dudeweedlmao oro cbd. it kysses the coof virus
>>157430267no test but it was revealed to me in a dream>>157430282can barely move fra. is this lauti shit for real or is it just typical barca puffery?
>>157430345nah its bullshit. lauti not going esp not now.
>>157429241$$525.000.000more or less
i need to make my fanta team. might be a rushed mergatto
>tfw Samara will never lick your face like she does with CaraAt least calcio will be back soon :)
is lautadro actually doing a barca
>>157420801bros we should make a Serie B genny, it's just more soulful
>barthur belo cost jJ €1.48m per match
Just accidentally bough alcohol-free gin and tonic...
>>157430964My cope is that he was a curse from above and that now that he's gone things will get better
>still drinking alcoholgrow up
>being able to step away from alcoholThat's how you know someone isn't a Jj fan
Samsung hikes chipmaking prices by up to 15% on demand spike, sources say
>tfw the SSD I added later in my PS5 is now worth more than the price I paid for the PS5 itself
doing my fanta squad and I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes after seeing Milik at 5 fantashekels
jones interview pretty gud. seemed strong mind
Who
>Oosterwolde not a another d*tch
nikola vlasic
calcio tomorrow and still have to scout shitters for my fanta, not good
>ASTON VILLA IN TALKS WITH BAYERN TO SIGN... LEON GORETZKA !!!
>Digreg to Sborrinmouth done deal
>>157432321i also need to slap a meme team together
Di Gregobligation
fug theres a finnsh gk. im 1000% sure he wont play a game but im tempted to buy
>he didn't sign drowned treppy
who's getting bitten by the Genoa zingaro?
Sleep tight /seriezoomerette/
fanta status almost done. now i need midfield to not have too pricy players.
there are unironically TOO many coups in fanta this year, I miss staring at Giorgiusflavleticuş the 4 credit midfielder from Torino or N’Diabhate the 1 credit defender from Lecce and wondering if they’ll actually play
>>157432942love tenderly, fuck roughly I tried to make a last minute como fanta team, felt like a mercenary, go on without me, I'll be in /copalib/
The calcio starts again in literally less than 12 hours… good morning.
Stinky bloody pussy
>>157428157>>157428163Leonardi
>>157437380gm duccio
Good morning!>Juventus are interested in Milans Pietro Terracciano as a potential second-choice goalkeeper.Possible bidding war for Nkunku: both Newcastle and Leipzig (the 2 clubs currently in the lead) have had contacts with the player's entourage but also direct ones with Milan. The player ideally wouldn't want to return to the Premier League (but doesn't rule it out outright) and today he asked Cardinale for time to think it over.>Estupinan will most likely not leave anymore. Not so much out of conviction but because there are no suitable offers.
>Non partecipi a questa competizioneI can only do the rose once I get added right?
>>157433561If he was from Florida his name would be N'diabetes
>GenoaCFC verbal agreement for 3.5 million with Preston for the striker Milutin Osmajic: written offer awaiting acceptance looool this guy’s such a wrongun you have no idea, Serie Ass needs some new villains though so I rate it
>Referees: A New Approach and new rules in the 26/27 Serie A season:1.Referees will apply a five-second countdown for throw-ins and goal kicks: if a player wastes time or deliberately delays the restart, the throw-in will be awarded to the opposing team, while a delayed goal kick will result in a corner.>2.Any player who receives treatment for an injury or causes a stoppage must remain off the pitch for one minute, unless the foul is punished with a yellow or red card; this rule does not apply to goalkeepers.3. A substituted player will have 10 seconds to leave the pitch once the numbers appear on the fourth official’s board; if they take longer, the player must still leave, but their replacement will only be allowed to enter at the first stoppage after one minute.>4.VAR will be allowed to review red cards resulting from a clearly incorrect second yellow card.5.VAR will conduct a silent check on clearly incorrect corner-kick decisions, provided the review can be completed immediately.
>>157439584Also>be in tram>next to me kid (primaey school age) with his father>kid clearly in an adhd rush telling a story what he did in school with his friends but not in an orderly way but gets distracted with sidestories.>father not really listening>"... and then jonathan did xy. [...] Did you know there is a player called jonathan david? But he is not really good." Lol
>making up stories just to get (You)show the mighty have fallenbtw why does its fake story have primary age children? very concerning if you ask me
>>157439584lmao they're adding a dozen ways to rig a match rather than just stop the clock when the ball isn't in play
He (You)'d himself :SKULL:
>twinkazzo yearns for a father figureKinda make sense why he's a bbilan lifelong
Juventus are advancing in talks to sign Kamil Grabara as new backup goalkeeper from Wolfsburg.Negotiations underway on loan with buy option clause, the goalkeeper said yes.
>>157440241finally two non midget gksmassara carrara is cooking
>Kamil Grabara has reportedly turned down a move to Olympique de Marseille, holding out for offers from more attractive clubsYes I am a Grabara lifelong how could you tell
Hehe Grabbara
>Di Gregorio-Bournemouth, the behind-the-scenes story on the negotiations: the English will have to pay 1.5 million in "penalty" in case of failure to redeem the goalkeeperAbsolute masterpiece wtf lmao
Got them maad for some reason huh
Scopper Grabbara
New leak is up>Burnout cam for crashesKINOOOOOOOOOOOI just preordered 20 more copies, thank you Big 'lnick
>>157440241>another FM bargainBased
>>157440570pics/videos/stream/mental link
>>157440596Hold on I'm uploading on catbox
>>157440596https://x.com/GTABautista/status/2091126568189915386
Gta6 just looks like a texture mod for gta5 which already looked like a texture mod for gta4. On the contrary Gta4, San Andreas and Vice City all looked like something you just had to play.
>>157440596>>157440610>>157440626catbox moe/2de7k2.mp4
Tzolakis clean sheet at ht and 7.3 on Locascore…fuck it Greek Century
>poonitedlole
This wouldn’t be happening if Matthijs was playing.
I really hope Cardinale didn't cuck out againHope that report of makong Amorim choose between an AM and a CB is bullshitWe need both, and moreThat report about Terracciano staying is heinousFuck off with that shitAnd are you kidding me eith Amorim saying Gabboa represents Milan?It's clear Gabbia can't play on a high defense lineHe is so slowHe will never be World ClassThe defense needs so much workThe only defender we have who suits Amorim's game is GilaOnly hope I have is that Mulan dominates possession so much that they cover for the defense, but it's much harder to do that with 7-8 players as opposed to 10
All those typos, you just know he was maaad maaad maaadly slamming on his keyboard
>>157441793Nah I'm on my phone
Since when is using a phone a valid justification for being illiterate?
The phone:
what does manure spend all their money on?
>>157442227Up until very recently, Gestifute players
>>157442227>Tielemans, Mazraoui and Dorgu playing in the same club????????
>>157442227hopefully Gatti and Koopmeiners soon
>>157442274>Mendes fleeced yanited with scamorim & Gestifute shitters now he’s draining milan with the same scamgrimGerry really is retarded sacking anyone who could’ve told him the truth
>>157441991It's called a touchscreen and not reviewing your mistakesI don't have auto-correct on
Surprised there's not a single Argie keeper in Serie Ass, so my fanta will have to do with someoen a bit more random.That aside once i have my XI and subs set up what do i do, just wait until a matchweek is over to see results?
>>157442227the ghost of pobba and hopefully kalunegru
>>157442472beltran to jjust soon
If he was a good-looking trap, its name would be Beltrans
Vica(rio)ts
If he was really into shitty plastic watches, his name would be Vicasio
>ManUre lost to Hulloh wow... es no bueno... es muy bad
Actually, in this day and age, imperfect grammar could be a positive thing, as it shows the post was human made
I'd never call a shiptar a "human"
that reminds me that Kosovo had a national holiday recently to celebrate Bill Clinton's birthdayimagine that
>mulanalso known as bbulan
Wouter Goes, but where?
>>157442443Most reasonable United fans I've seen say that Amorim was improving the team and was only sacked because he called out the boardThey also said that all the transfers picked by Amorim were goodLook at United now under Carrick, losing 2-0 to Hull City Hopefully Gerry supports Amorim unlike UnitedThe Mendes players we got, which is Ramos and Moreira are good, even if we overpaid them because Gerry wants to get deals done quickThe problem is all the trash players we need to get rid ofIronically the only Mendes player from last season before these Ramos/Moreira signings was Leao who we could have gotten 100m for in like 2022 or 2023 but the board was retarded and kept him
>Spalletti’s Pre-Frosinone Bombshell: “Alajbegovic is a Temporal Shock”Is this a "Gaining Hours on Belgio" reference?
>jJ has the 13’th highest wage bill in the world How?
>>157443153>Temporal ShockSballet what the FUCK am I supposed to understand from this, why does he speak in riddlesIs he Cyberleek?
>>157443156>How?
>>157443033I am your GodKneel, terrone
>>157443171/edit/ idea: a Pokemon battle screen with Alajbegovic using itsTemporal Shock attack
shqiptar would be a fighting/dark type pokemon
What kinda of cope is: gestifute actually doesn't sell overpriced scams?
>>157443253The pre season hype before the Gestifute scams are revealed for what they are
>>157443156giving relegation striker and sneedvid 6m net certainly helped
>YouTube has 8K videos nowWas just looking for the right sreengrab to edit, but wew, that's a lot of pixel's
>>157443320what’s up with the marmot
>>157443156The literally have two new-next-gen capi buffoni in their squad
What triggered xim to act like this now?
>>157443597he didn't get enough (You)s with his early morning discord-tier bbilan posts so now he's trying to interact with jjust discord/viber/telegram posters
Summertime maadness hitting /seriea/ huh
Mike Maadgnan
gonna miss the game. a friend who lives abroad is visiting and leaving after tonight so i gotta go see him. calciooo
>>157443235I am Arceus AKA Your God, digdug Terrone
We're up.
All the font, colour and shadow work I did myself. But I did use use my local AI to edit the image of Alajbegovic himself. Doesn't match the pixel/bit style of the pokemon, but I don't know nearly enough about pixelart to conceive of the right words to instruct the model lole
>>157443845Yup, this goes into my Allahbegovic folder
LAIden
Also have a Locatelli before I delete it
Where are you guys watching these games?
test
Albania’s name irl is Tonibler>>157443213Dialgalajbegović
>>157443171>“All the new arrivals have different characteristics, and we’re progressing in the best possible way compared to the situation we started from. [Kerim] Alajbegovic, for example, is one of those players who gives you a spark, who creates what I call a ‘temporal shock’. He’s good at turning the ideas he has into something on the pitch - he sees it and anticipates what’s going to happen.
>>157443892Guglielmo Lucario
Phew I was IP range-banned for a few days there. I'm not sure why but I'm not really arsed about the new season, not just the league formerly know as Mr TIM's but football in general, I just can't seem to care. I miss May/June, the promise of summer and the Ngopp. Feel like we're just on the slow train to Christmas time. It's the first time in a long time that I haven't spent this time preparing for uni and the club stuffed I was involved with. If you'll indulge my blogposting (I know you all like it) I think I've decided to go into teaching next year. >>157443883In Bongistan they have it on TNT Sports, the BBC are going to be showing some games free to air this season too. Streaming sites are hit and miss for me now, I haven't kept up.
>>157443922laughed, howled even
In a grabara da vida
>>157443925Don't forget about your banta team
reached that point in the mercato where the only signings are slav u21s with names like czybivčrnać
what's the meme name for Alajbegovic again
>>157443831>3 goals in 50 games man in the squadhours gained on jjust
So RAI doesn't carry the sunday games anymore?
>>157443978Cba. I always set and forget it anyway. I'll set up the UCLFanta league though as usual when the time comes.
>>157444027Horizon Hunters Galajbegovic
>>157444069formerly Live Bosnia Service
>>157444052the 1980s called
>Cabal wants to stay at Jjustkill Cabal, rape Cabal, sell his child to Jared Kushner
America: N7TM-CPAQ-E89PEuropa / Regno Unito / Africa / Medio Oriente / India: 3RPJ-TAR4-C72PAsia: 3NQC-DQ63-D94DGiappone: AQAT-DL9N-ECTX
YNR Mimmo Colpani, el diez moderno
>>157444207Thank you for helping redeem me me saar
>>157444200How did that Gomo team qualify for the chempions? Kuhn has seriously flopped since his move from Guglielmo Collina's Premier Division
I can't belive Lotito made Taylor dump his fiance...
>Provedel benched:skull emoji:
>>157444188Mout is the fanta bargain of this year>>157444200>Udinegru with all these whites..
>>157444259the starter is martinez bro, never been in question
andiamo
oooooHhhhhhHHH I’m plusvalenzinGGGG !!
>>157444294did you donate to his gofundme? I gave him my entire wage of 800 euros
what's the go to stream website nowadays?
>YT suggested me a Bioshock review published just a couple of hours ago >it's an hour long videowho the fuck even watches reviews this long lmao
>>157444340viprow im
Apudinese - Coomo is a good opener
>>157444351>The Subtle Nihilism of Serie A [3:57:22]
>>157444360thanks Kostas
>>157444360>>157444427Stop killing Calcio pls saars
>>157444351Those big retrospectives by your Mandalore's, Whitelight's and Raycevick's are comfy tbqhObviously you get dudes trying way to hard to hammer home a shit argument, but hearing some dude ramble about Thief for 2 hours isn't half bad
>>157444460they changed the narrative now. You're not killing calcio anymore but THEY WILL FIND YOU no matter how hard you hide
Hemlock Ace Aviator skin? Unlocked ;^)now off to try and successfully perform a Rendezook
>>157444474I can't even fly straight, I'll never do a rendezook lmao(no but seriously I've never liked flying in any BF game)
CALHA
it's the classics for me
Rendez ik ook
>>157444488Have you tried the new assisted jet controls? I've only tried them for one match but Dice seem to have implemented them well
How does roachman keep scoring these fucking goals
>>157444351its mandaloregaming that means your algorithm is chud gamergate adjacent
>Flying jets on those tiny ass claustrophobic maps grim I hope for you the wake island remake is at least decent size
HE BROKE HIS FINGERS THAT SHOULD BE A RED CARD
first broken finger of the season, only took 11 minutes
*be's the superior Top Gun tie-in*
>>157444586>>157444590Clips? I've been trying to offload Cabal
>Zaniolo is the only Italian on the pitch
>>157444560The only map where jets feel useless is Liberation Peak, the others are decent to good (and some great like Firestorm and Woke Island)
Dimash welcome to the Adam Bacon penitentiary
If chivu doesn't win the everythingplete with this 'drone it's the biggest fallimentozzo in the history of sports excluding anything motta-related
>*makes love to (you) from outside the box>*reads 1984*how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>157444661that book is commie propaganda btw
>the mongoloid is still aliveseason ruined
>Udinese has a player called aa banca I love Serie A
>bud Spence not even on the bench:skull emoji:
Birindelli would have been an elite CB if he didn’t get dad’s manlet genes
>SBMM in the MW4 beta:SKULL:
I fucking knew I should've got him
Well well well
https://x.com/NicklasBahre/status/2091196702275289118killing calcio is the right thing to do
Diego Pugno since joining Jong Ajax in the Eerste Divisie: 3 games 3 starts 3 goalsWhat a start.
porcoddio
de zerbi also getting his shit pushed in lole
>tootenham hotspudsDe Xerbi squatting status?
juicy Varela plusvalenza
De Zerbi moment!
Inter hasn't created a single actual chance so far
Varela craque
>>157444723ok fag
No one cares about printer yet alone when they don’t even include bud spence
how has nobody bought Ekkelenkamp yet?
>>157444894nobody is buying a player who calls himself jurginho
>fell for Rivers Como players meme
>>157444894He holds dangerous political beliefs
Pastoni's thought are with the underage prozzers again it seems
I've seen enough, allegri eats this serie ass for breakfast
The quest to hype Ukulelekamp into the Oranje starts today
>maresca ruined city>de zerbi somehow made tottenham even worse>chivu is dominating serie assShitalian managers are a disgrace
Monza analyticos are next level, so many babby talentos
>>157444833would be funny if we didn’t buy 2 goals in 60 apps man and vicario
average shrimpy behaviour should be a red
>>157445088>2 goals in 60 apps we bought dildizdildizldilzidzzzzildizldizz again?!
Based Zani manhandling the discarded la masia twinks
I didn't realize that the printer game is zingaro v zingaro
>>157445203imagine the gypsy spiritual energy
bought some buldak-flavored chips as a snack for the game…either they’re elite or I break diarrheanon’s single-season record Higuain-style
>Half time Kinder Maxi commercial >Slogan: Easy to love >Animation: The white milk female embracing the black chocolate maleI’m tired bros
wtf why are used Surface Duos so expensive
Randal Kinder Maxi
>>157444829>>157444829>>157444829kwaboty
Michael Olabode Kayode (Italian)
based z
>strike the ball so poorly but it still goes in
>>157445391Poles are not gypsies.
josephus...
Do NOT read the last sentence of the opening paragraph of Piotr Zieliński's english wikipedia page
>Safri Duo playing in the stadium holy kino
>>157445428t. Nicola Zalewski
>>157445253>Kinder Maxithats why kinder maxi is only sold by lidl here
Reminder that De Zerbi is one of the best paid managers in Europe
Michael Olabode Kayode (Juventus)
why did Totonero Tonali move there?
>>157445235
I am Andrew Rallegri, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his defenders? 'No,' says the man in Napels, 'it belongs to the poor.' 'No,' says the man in Rome, 'it belongs to Er Sistema.' 'No,' says the man in Milan, 'it belongs to the referees.' I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose… Juventus. A club where the artist would not fear the censor. Where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality. Where the great would not be constrained by the small. And with the sweat of your brow, Juventus can become your club as well.
+10m
based
the italian NT is in safe hands
Esposito but sung as Despacito
BIOOOO BIOOOO HA SEGNAT BIOOOO
why is Pizzagnocco afraid of the ball?
DOUVIKAAAAAS
>trying to force expose a toe statpadding vs Monza No EPL club is going to fall for your obvious scam and hand you a big pay day, printer
fuck dimerdco just fucking pass the ball you fucking bald mongoloid
>Laumucca and Masturbaturina already hookedburn it all down and start from 0
>>157445615Horror goalkeepin’
>Abankwaha name made for Italian humor
Enby Interista spotted!
mo i want to see stankovic
Inter pretty sovl
>ponza
'Za
1st Marmot Moment™ of the seasono
>>157445762not the best angle desu
God, I hate Dimarco what a fucking shit player
Oh shit Liberali time
>>157445795just a fucking bald mongoloid
kek and who else would be against piracy if not a propal faggot https://x.com/InvernizziCarlo/status/2091190776860467643
KEK what the fuck
udinese robbed of a penal
Just remembered that Telemundo got the rights to broadcast Serie A and Bundesliga now. Makes it more convenient to watch some games.
Serbian niggas be like "hi I'm Stinko Stanković"
>>157445882>Jewish tatooLitterally branded goycattle
Allnegru isn't ready for what Baldanzi is cooking
>>157445971>Allegri>4-3-3wtf
>>157445965>maldini still getting chances in seriea when will it end
*winks*
>>157445929is telemundo easier to pirate?
How?
racismo levels just risen in udine
>Vakounthat's what they'll call his mum tonight
>>157446001Meaning it’s over the air free here.
>>157446001zaniolo would be an elite player in any other league in the world
https://x.com/tomwarren/status/2091214337222295916Why are gamers this stupid, this has always been the case since the PS3 era discs or not
>>157445965>Bernabe wingersomeone murder Cuesta and get him out of that team
>>157446101If his knees had survived the Olimpico trials and his brain highschool yes
Zero Italians in Poodinese Coomo and people wonder why we don't go to the mondials anymore
If you think about it, Driveclub really is the RDR2 of racing games
New leak is up, strip club fras rejoice
>>157446173I can understand Como, because they want to win the league, but Udinese has no excuse for fielding a Ligue 1 team in Italy.
so do we watch Casteddu or Allegru?
>>157446270Heerenveen - PEC
>>157446270Allegriball
>>157444156Ah, back when we had italian players playing in italian clubs.
>Parma vs CalgiariParmalat still around?
>>157446299Back when MTV played videos
nabule with merdesaille kits
>>157446315owned by the fr*nch too
Glad to see Colombo starting. He finally found a home and finally out of loan hell
>>157446351mamma miaAnd now Cagliari has a Maldini playing attacking mid. What has the world come to?
>Di Bellofirst refball of the season incoming
Less than 24 hours now until the Jj plays, 21 hours and 32 minutes to be exact
Ref in Genoa game whistling too many small questionable fouls that ruin the flow of the game imo
I could’ve sworn Udinese’s left back try to sell me an Eiffel Tower statuette last week
I'm telling ya, this parma/cagliari ref will issue a red or a second yellow. It just has that feeling.
Reminder that every single honest view Serie A gets from (you) is an endorsement that helps the negrazzurri parasites survive longer and ruin Italian football worse than at Zenica
>Cooling break
Jason's hair is so greasy in the latest clip I almost confused him for Locatelli
>>157446585I
>>157446612What if GTA VI is all fake, and all this is a just long social media campaign announcing Locatelli's contract renewal?
2015 game
How's Nabule playing
>>157446764Genoa been in N’s half most but neither have had genuine dangerous chances just odd finished here and there
>>157446764like shit
€8m a year for Allnegru btw
>genoa getting that one point that will save them from relegation on the first matchdayfugg
>>157446898Don't worry, once Lambs is back with the saudi petrolmoney >we will sign him again for 16m a year for 1000 years :)
Just how much plusvalenza have Leipzig been wracking up these past few years?
>>157446916easy top half finish if you sack Of Red and give Blessin a call
I'm listening live to a nabuletan forbidden site space and the language/accent sure is something
>>157446764least predictable corto muso of the season
always thought it was Genova
>tfw they aren't the Lara AventureB-b-better luck next time haha
https://x.com/AJEnglish/status/2091223882837467611This but with Theo Locatelli instead of the donkey and I will become a Zion Suzuki lifelong, I promise
could napoli unironically relegate this season?
>>157447301No... lazio tho
>>157447301they are definitely not finishing above 6th place
calcio
>barma
>suzuki
>Genoa losingMy cock is erect
>>157447485its gonna be chopped off(your erection)
de rossi FOOOOOOOMIN'
And here's Allegri's culo lol
window status?
this game will be what makes them introduce nfl challenge flags to use on VAR in an effort to “modernize” the league
Called it
>scandalous refball from the 1st matchdaywew
>>157447497>VAR going against Nabuleoh you sweet summer child
Looks like an Otohime own-goal
A very Allegrian victory
so we asked di bello to enforce the rules of the game of Kick
This really is the only league where a dogshit manager like this can keep getting jobs and culo wins lmfao
>>157446374and ofc I was right, enjoy watching the mafia league
i will find you di bello
>>157447586Have pully and him ever linked up?
>>157447527swap the jerseys and that is given as a foul 10 times out of 10 btw
>>157447594yes
>>157447609Brutal
Now do you understand why De Lamentiis has never said a word about the Rocchi affair?
>>157447609MOGGED
It's a gonna be a LLLLLLOOOOONNNNG season for Parmalat
Move here to find out how many grams of ket Belgio has taken:>>157447701>>157447701>>157447701>>157447701>>157447701
no but who could have predicted that the same man that gave the ludicrous Vergara penalty last season would have favoured Napule
Allegri won.
