Collingwood vs Brisbane - MCG 7:40pm AEST
fred
>Collingwood win>Brisbane falls down to the wildcardsCongrats on finishing 10th. Off to Brisbane to play the Lions ;^)
>turdo is banepoof
Punk's dead
BRISBANE BEARS
SLOOOOOOOOOPPPINNNNGWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
without truckingaustralia is sucking
Reminder that collingwood REFUSE to give ed allan a contract
Might start gelling my fringe up again
blatant throw from Pendles
the incel pedo richo
Will hayes regret missing that set shot?
Thicc Daicos
forgot how unbearable commentators are on collingwood games
Don't like commentators discussing potential player movements
70k crew were fucking legit
>>157426961if nick looked like this he'd kick 100 goals a year from full forward
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>157426967i agree, but why?
>>157426961Went off after 6 minutes for a breather.
You and me on a slow boat I tied you up and put you under water
was that an asian goal umpire?
>>157426963mpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_2/playlist.m3u8
Ashcroft is almost as big a seagull as nick
>>157426941psssst;)>>157426938>>157426974
>>157426987>kellibruh
I do not care for sidebottom
>>157426998She's good on radio.
>>157426919Gentlemen's Agreement for a bruise free Brisbane win here?
>>157426991why are you replying to me you stupid cunt
fredditor extraordinaire
>>157426988Which one? One just got a hard earned free kick.
>muh fitzroyI like the goth(?) chick in the crowd though
Goth Lioness titties bouncing
Cute goth girl Brissie supporter cheering that goal
>>157427019Both but will is more noticeable due to playing more midfield
A rare fumble from nick daicos
RARE FUMB LE
>>157427025>>157427026Mid AF, you boys are thirsty fuckers.
Goal of the year sorted.
HOW HAS HE DONE THAT
>>157427023>>157427026That's MY gf, you fucks!
just can't bring myself to care about this game even after a goal like thatjust don't care, two boring teams
half time
Helluva goal.
GET SNICKO OUTTHAT HIT THE POST
Only a goal because it went above the padding desu. Shouldn't count.
Kelli Underwood?Kelli On My Wood!!I'd fuck some sense into that lezzer bitch
>>157427039
More like Kelli Beneathmyerectpenis
so sad about that dad in bali bashed to death
Reading some of the posts in here it's clear you'd all be like Heeney if you had carpenter tier money to hire a stripper.Disgusting.
>>157427051I'm a Pies fan and I don't give a shit. Meaningless game for us. Just don't get hurt is a shit mindset to play with.
>>157427077bashed to death by whom?
>>157427084fellow australians
Your life is just a sick and sad tickertape parade thrown by morons until your heart stops beatingEnd it now!!! There is no hope for you to have a telos, let alone reach for it
>>157427077>They allege the incident began when "one of the men struck a woman.">"The victim intervened to reprimand the man, which was received poorly, leading all four men to assault the victim," the statement saidplay fuckwit games win fuckwit prizes
>>157427077He was trying to protect a young lady.
>>157427098don't get in the way of carpenters just having a laugh am i right fellas
>>157427087what type of fellow australians?
thick curly hair (on men) is so gross
Never defend women because they will never defend youThey are genetic turncoats
>>157427106White ones as shown on the security footage, not what you wanted to hear huh?
>>157427106
>>157427001Same, he's always pissed me off for some reason. I think it's because I've seen him act le silly plenty of times but also sook it up.
Why is Rayner wearing a helmet?
>>157427113why would you think I didn't want to hear that?
I'm going to kill someone tonightThey've been laughing at me for long enough
>>157427098>Why didn't one of the men in the room step in and stop Heeney?!
NICK DAICOS FROM DOWWWWWWWWWWWWWNTOWN
collingwoods's forward line is dogfuck
boring game
DAICOS GOAL
the little genius
THE LITTLE RASCAL
daicos is almost as big a seagull as ashcroft
Rape rape rape
>>157427145That's why they're bringing in The Package
forgot to do my walk today, shiti'll do a quick one now
>>157427132You are "someone"
>>157427159So true
>>157427135I wonder which team those balinese labourers played for
kek draper has a moustache and a mullet, what a larrikin
DRAPER
>>157427161unironically a good idea
Sam Draper has a noticeable hunch.
Is Josh Daicos eternally seething that his little brother mogs him in everyway?
>>157427159>to the tune of n*syncs Bye Bye Bye
how is our boy nick daicos going?
i am still of the opinion that draper was essendon's best player
>>157427159crisp johannes krauser II
heeney and warner to essendon
>>157427159The Collingwood cheersquad creed
>>157427207dyson sharp is a man of high standards and wouldn't allow it
>>157427173draper looks like the soi wog cup fan image
>>157427207Warner will probably go west. If he leaves Heeney will go to whoever will take him with potential charges hanging over his head. Big gamble of him missing a lot of games but could be recruit of the year for the right team.
>>157427183They're wogs, they don't roll that way.
oscar allen out there celebrating with the lions like he's actually contributing
Dying for a wanko
tryna play Aurealia but my faggot cat wants a cuddle
west coast out there acting like they're actually contributing to the afl
>>157427235still don't understand why tf he went to brisbane, i guess just to try scab a hiphe's been mid af
>>157427240My kitty is dying from cancer, probably won't make it through the year. Hug your kitty.
>>157427235half the battle is looking the part
>>157427243SO true
>>157427251Cats are worth nothing you fucking dildo
rape update?
anderson is ANGRY
>>157427266in progress
>>157427240If you don’t take time out for your cat you’ll seriously regret it once it’s gone.
>>157427183Maybe all the media questions which are all about Nick, but without Nick he likely wouldn't be in the AFL.Wasn't a highly rated draft pick (only picked because of the name) and didn't have a very good start to his career. Pies kept him on because Nick was coming through a few years later and they didn't want to piss him off.Josh came good after having the few extra years in the game that he wouldn't have without Nick.
>>157427207>>157427231>Hird is announced as coachHeeney is a real 'whatever it takes' recruit.
>>157427250he went to brisbane because they gave him a six year contract where as iggs would only give him four due to his injury historydaniher retired so they needed someone to fill that role so he was kinda ready made for it obviously not as talented as daniher but he takes a defender away from morris and hipwood.
don't like bogan morris's attitude
>>157427251>>157427280I used the opportunity to trim his clawshad a sook for about 30 seconds but he's already back for more in the way of pats and scritches
I’m hungry and horny
>>157427304hi hungry and horny
>>157427302When the slut sees my cock and balls and I have her tied up on the ground like the worthless foid she is
>>157427183josh has the better girl
the post goal graphics/promo clips are annoying as fuck. just play the replay niggers
gonna call the cunt on site who does nothing "oscar allen"
>Josh Daicos>178 cm (5 ft 10 in)>Nick Daicos>184 cm (6 ft 0 in)Holy, he gets mogged in everything.>Your brother is called the "little master">You're even shorterkwab
I've just done something
>>157427302Is that girl near the cans missing a front tooth?
congratulation's bane 2026 premiers
the brisbane divers
>>157427333I hope Oscar gets a hip.
Check em
IF we bought Youi stocks nowTHEN we would be much richer come the end of September
>team out pack raping>MCC flooding with shit>endless scumpire errors every gameand that's just this week. Shambolic, amateur league. not a professional organization.
>Poopeeingwood
congested bounces suckfagans a fraud
When did the tranny freak take up residence at the Towny?Jesus. I just want my pints poured by someone without extreme mental illness
>Pendlebury in the rooms needing the doctorCareer over. Didn't even get to announce it like Sidebottom.
Jack Black makes terrible songs and movies, there I said it
rekon Heeney is just holed up at home snorting bags this weekend?
>>157427391His fiancee [sic] has gone off to Noosa, so probably hiring some callgirls to kick back with.
emailchads dont go to balitruly a tradiefuckwit destination
>>157427403truly. I was there 3 days and I wanted to bomb the place.
>Pendlebury out for the game with a knee bursa
>Recently retired Sydney Swan Taylor Adams has been identified as one of the men who joined five players in an East Melbourne hotel room with hired adult entertainment.>Two sources briefed on the incident, but not authorised to speak publicly, said Adams, 32, was at the Pullman East Melbourne in the early hours of Monday morning.>While Adams was there on the night, with another unknown man, this masthead is not aware if Adams was there when a sexual assault is alleged to have occurred. He was contacted for comment, but did not respond.
>>157427417Every week I learn about a new body part
>>157427417ancient cunt needs to retire and die
hipwood wouldn't get a game in any other team why do brisbane persist with him
>knee bursaaka. swollen sack. Different than the one that got Heeney in trouble.
>>157427426>another unknown man
I was born to kill Asians just like my dad and his dad before himLet me at the fucking slant-eyed freaks!!!
>>157427430didn't he just kick a goal?
>Play bruise free football>Players dropping like fliesWhen will they learn?
>>157427442shut the fuck up
>>157427389Nacho Libre is pure kino
Nick lookin ZESTY in that smallgoods ad. small gooods, ay nick le dickos?
I've got a gun in my hand, but that gun won't cockMy finger's on the trigger, but that trigger seems lockedI can't stop staring at the tick-tock clockAnd even if I could, I would never give upWith a vest on my chest, a bullet in my lungI can't believe I'm dying with my song unsungIf and when I die, won't you bury me alone?'Cause I'll never get to heaven if I'm singing this song
Kwab
lol, the fuck was that
RARE OSCAR ALLEN DISPOSAL
Do you think that five of your players sexually assaulting a stripper (allegedly) would be classed as a "Club Clanger"? If so Sydney's should enter the AAMI competition.
When they come for me, I'll be sitting at my deskWith a gun in my hand, wearing a bulletproof vest singing"My, my, my, how the time does fly, when you know you're going to dieBy the end of the night."
God, Gerard Whateley is a class above. I see why you guys rate him
>>157427485They'll be pretty galvanized against North. Probably shit the bed in finals though.
Oscar Allen the most efficient player in the afl.
>>157427492His commentary is good but the tone and timbre of his voice is terrible. Whiny with phlegm. Huddo is much better.
why are both of these teams even trying at this point they should be trying to avoid injuries
>>157427468>>157427486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7p-ihYOG5s
collingwood would be winning if they cared
>>157427513They're not really trying at all. Brisbane needs to win so is at a slightly higher intensity but they're hardly gung ho at the ball.
>strippernot reddit you can call it a prozzie if you like champ
bet you gerard whateley is circumcised
>>157427525so true
>>157427532They were strippers and don't do sexual services.Do you really think an escort a callout of 2 hours for $210?
>>157427548They all turn into whores if the money is right.
Proverbs 5:3-5, 8-9 KJV[3] For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, And her mouth is smoother than oil: [4] But her end is bitter as wormwood, Sharp as a twoedged sword. [5] Her feet go down to death; Her steps take hold on hell.[8] Remove thy way far from her, And come not nigh the door of her house: [9] Lest thou give thine honour unto others, And thy years unto the cruel:
FRAMPTON YOU SPASTIC IT'S HALF TIME CALM DOWN
>Do you really think an escort a callout of 2 hours for $210?Backpage, take me back....
>nah we wont rest our 45 year old best player in a dead rubber
bet you jason dunstall is circumcised
>>157427250>he's been mid afHasn't had any continuity. Been injured a lot but Morris gets less attention when he plays so that's a win.
>>157427556Same as everyone. Doesn't mean they were prostitutes.
>>157427485>sexual assault>stripperWhat were they supposed to do, just sit there and watch in silence? It should be implied you're gonna be able to do some fondling
Why do umpires get in between players going at? Fucking cunts. Then they cry when they get bumped.
everything is on the line tonight
>>157427564>Big strong American$210 AUD would be about $80 USD.
>>157427430>hipwood wouldn't get a game in any other teamAnd yet he gets one at the reigning premiers?
>>157427580It costs though and those Sydney boys expected freebies.
Next week is VFL club charity round. A round designed to help shit Victorian clubs into the finals.
>>157427548hope they see this bro
>sudos in the bunnings adcountry's gone
>>157427513A win for Brisbane locks in top four. A big win potentially locks in top 3. Pies? I dunno. Staying sharp for next week? Already lost Pendles though so might be a sign to pull it back a bit.
What'll it be?
>>157427596those poor, broke carpenters. it ain't easy etc. etc.
>>157427548>They were strippers and don't do sexual services.Either naive or too scared to proposition. They do other stuff.
https://youtu.be/vGt7-WnWdhEBobby Fingers.. This guy is a tripper.
>>157427612gimme a beer, neat....... on the rocks
>>157427612a gf, straight up
>knee bursarI don't think I've ever heard of that. Will Pendles be okay for next week?
>last round of the year for me iggswho should I use my support mana for in the finals Keep in mind the years my iggs havent made finals the team ive used the mana on have won the grand final
>>157427580>fondlingHeeney has some weird ideas about what that means.
>>157427589I know, just made me nostalgic.
>>157427634catters
>>157427585
I just cbf posting or doing anything
>>157427123He's retarded I'm pretty sure
ive fucked two strippers that we hired for mates' stag-dospaid them of course
the sydney situation is insane
>>157427634Fred, fuck interstate shitters
>>157427612Just shoot me right in the fucking face mate, and a pack of nobbys
I mean everything is just so tiresome
>>157427612I don't know how to order at a bar
Do strippers charge the endowed gentleman surcharge?
>>157427666ooo you very big boy it hurt
>>157427656did he make a video?
>Finals teams I likeBrisbaneFremantleSydneyMelbourne>Finals teams I don't likeGeelongHawthornBulldogsCarlton>Finals teams I don't care aboutCollingwoodAdelaide
for what reasons did pendlebury play tonight
nibble nobbies nuts
>>157427632No, it’s fatal. I’m sorry.
>>157427676+1 on the games record.He likely won't get a contract for next year so could be his last regular game as a Pie.
i bet scott pendlebury is circumcised
>>157427682before nobbie nibbles yours
>>157427580>you can fuck me up the arse but you can't fuck me up the cunt you woman-hating pig
>>157427666they’ll lie to you that it’s big if you pay them enough
The dog's acting weird
>>157427632Malthouse saying they'll ice it up to control the swelling and then drain it tomorrow.If really needed, they could drain it right now and he'd go back out there.
>advertising alcoholread the room afl, yikes, wowza
>>157427690I am. A lot of Gen X'ers are. It was fashionable at the time.
>>157427694Totally kills my 4.5" boner when they do that.
>>157427697>If really needed, they could drain it right now and he'd go back out there.Not that they would because there's no point but if you do that is the player okay to play the following week or does it depend how the inflamed knee pulls up?
i still dont know what the swans players did
Even if I hadn't quit booze for health reasons the price would make me quit now. Fucking outrageous.
>>157427705i didn't ask
>>157427666>i've never been charged thisjust realised i have a small dick, thanks man
do you think you will buy 300 pairs of shoes in your life time?
>>157427725the system works
>>157427690state your reasoning
>>157427534You might be right, but the only one who truly nose the truth is Gerard himself.
>>157427733Probably gone 15% of the way thereRunning shoes burn so fast
>>157427733No.
these two corporate organisations masquerading as sports teams make me fucking sick soulless
>>157427719
>>157427748Alright but you gotta get over it
Come on Magpies. Win for the little kids.
>At Sydney we have high standards... hic
>>157427646The Collingwood player back in the day was better, really stuck it to him
>>157427673Wildcard isn't finals.
>pies forward fucks up nick's goal assistevery single time
COUNTRY ROAD
>>157427714Can play, although in saying that Geelong have been resting Sam De Koning due to him having issues with that.Guessing natural healing vs needle.
>>157427762>Polak>Likes a drinkSay it isn't so
>>157427765You should write to the AFL and let them know.
>>157427742>Running shoes burn so fastIs that soles? Inners? Upper material of the actual shoe?
>>157427775Good weezer song, that
snorefest
>>157427777I'm going on a compensated date with my girlfriend on the weekend.She's my girlfriend because we're dating.
>>157427775Good richmond player, that
>>157427742lightweight foam comes at a cost.My KT26's lasted years
>>157427806What are the benefits?
BOOOOOORRRINNNG
>>157427632that happened to me once just from kneeling on a concrete floor and it literally looked like there was a golf ball was under the skin on the knee but no pain at all it's weird
>>157427775Graham Polak got hit by a tram
CALL RAN TOO FAR YOU COWARDS
>>157427822I've got one on my wrist right now that's about the size of a gumball.
Collingwood playing guys on managed minutes. Essentially a training run for them now.Brisbane need the percentage so to the sword they go.
A bit boring, might turn off
>>157427800He was an absolute spud before he stepped in front of a tram
What's this about taking a sword?
>>157427806>wearing kt26 shoesat what personal cost
>>157427785I prefer the Hall and Oates song of the same name.
BOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNGG
>>157427840I’m rewatching sopranos, ralphie just killed that who-ore
I'm from New South Wales and what is this
>>157427806I was more of a Trax guy myself
First solid shit in a month.
>>157427850Well you're wrong and I never asked for your opinion in the first placeI tell you what I am itching to knock someone out tonight. Do not mess with me
>>157427858Missed the stuff in the columns, m8.
>>157427861wagmi
>>157427861Based heroin junky.
BORING
>>157427865I was just making conversation mate settle down, ok?
>>157427777They can call it what they like, a wildcard match by definition is for entry INTO the finals, it's not a final. Like a Wildcard into the Australian Open Isn't the Australian Open.
who would win:essendon football clubor team made up of former essendon players
BOOOOOOORRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG
as we sit here tonight i can confirm from my sources that McRae has been spotted handing out contracts to bums hanging outside the G
Whateley is unbearable. Someone shoot him already.
>>157427891Yeah mate I’m sure current Essendon would beat prime 2000 dons
Calf definition is the undefeated way of telling if a man is a cuck
>>157427887A match that's played after the home and away that isn't for ladder points, that results in an elimination for one of the teams from the remainder of the finals.... is a final.
I watch the football with the volume on muteI commentate in my head
>>157427913Vocaroo your skills mate
>>157427902They would. Easily.Current Dons might be shit, but they're bigger, stronger, faster and more skilful than a team from 25 years ago.Back then they were playing man on man. Lloyd would kick 6+ a game because teams would just let him lead up into empty space. Defending involved trying to give the opposition brain damage.It wouldn't even be close.
>>157427919I said in my head you simpleton
Mitch Brown has demonic energy
>DeGoey season ending injuryKWAB. Playing him was worth it.
>>157427927obviously, he's a homosexual
>>157427849zoomers love this type of shit now
>>157427927Did he give a comment about Sydney abusing women?>>157427932Bi-curious. Married with kids, never touched a penis, just thought that it might be nice.
>>157427856based
Sam "Dumb as Dogshit" Draper
sloppingwood are done
>>157427944Is this from a tv show?Or from actual news reports about a guy who got locked up in custody for years in some country for no real reason? Can't remember his name/real circumstances, just looks familiar.
>>157427944Is this that guy who thinks he looks 18?
>>157427944she was just a whowah
gallop is a dog of a player
Why do these moronic fuckwit fox footy commentators always look to make excuses for a player making a dangerous tackle? He drove his head into the ground, stop using mental gymnastics to rationalize it. It's a classic 1-weeker but the AFL will probably be lenient for finals.
>>157427944always laugh when they cut to Ralphiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNxJKCNZxOE
>>157427981Just like mute the TV lol
>>157427982I enjoyed the choice of wardrobe they put her in, but I don't understand what's funny about the scene.
>>157427734>they tax the shit out of it for your health, not out of greedlol
Thisnsj beyond embarrassinf for Shitstainingwood
>>157428070One of the worst drugs around but it's socially acceptable for whatever reason.
>>157428070>they personally pocket the tax money, not spend it on the countrylol
>Hipwood>209 games, 300 goalsDid he start out as defender or something?
nothing funnier than neets thinking they have a say where tax money is spent
>>157428074>they choose where to spend it in an unbiased way, not by picking contractors they have a financial interest inlol
>>157427856That's a horrible act but a good episode. We need to respect women and not beat them to death when they're pregnant.
>>157428096The performative male
>>157428074>give priority contracts to private corporations while in office>get hired by same corporations post-politicsSo glad these guys are looking out for my health by taxing me into oblivion.
>>157428096fucking loser
>>157428088>>157428105>lets just ignore the fact theres independent bodies constantly checking for corruption
can't believe gaysio public servants post in fucking /afl/ at 10pm on a friday nightspend some time with your families, you fucking sad cunts
THE LITTLE CHAMP
>>157428073>it's socially acceptable for whatever reason.Been around for almost ten millennia.
>>157428113Oh my God, if you're not just fiending for (You)s then you are one pathetic cocksucker.
>>157428114no im spying on you
>>157428114living the dream
>>157428125In fairness, opium's been around for almost that long.
>Throw arms up>Get freeCollingwood have unlocked the secret.
is angus anderson related to angry anderson
>Zorko elbows Crisp in the headOH NO NO NO NO
>>157428134Opium's around 5000 years old so yeah, it's old but alcohol twice as old and that's just for humans. There also theories early ancestors have been consuming it for millions of years because genetic reconstructions suggest that the mutations that allowed the safe consumption of fermented fruit developed almost 10 million years ago. Considering primates and even elephants still get pissed off fermented fruit today it's not that hard to believe desu.
>Lions letting Collingwood kick all these goals when they need percentWould honestly be fuming if I was a baner. Just needed a big win and they avoid a trip to Perth.
SLEEPY LIONS LMAO
Is Levi Ashcroft the most overrated player in the competition?Zero damage factor, loves jamming the ball on the boot within a split second of taking possession, doesn't attack the ball with much aggression.Despite this there's all this carry-on about him being a star. Just don't see it.
>pissbane
>>157428161If you got sent back in time, do you think you could tell the difference whether you were 5,000 years back or 10,000 years back? Not saying you're wrong or anything, just saying.
>>157428177Another plodder Kano was right about.
>>157428181>do you think you could tell the difference whether you were 5,000 years back or 10,000 years back?Yeah, that's pretty easy. Do they have dogs?
>>157428114Looking for antisemites instead of terrorists.
>>157428177he's garbage
bane
Is it a 2 horse race?
>>157428181probably not, but depends where i was
>>157428177Joined the team shortly after his brother who was a star, so that reputation got applied to him as well.
>>157428177velvet roping babby
>>157428177He's an on-baller that's played mostly on the wing with stints at half forward because the midfield is stacked. He's already decent and will be much better when he's played in his natural position.
you gotta finna be in it to win it
>>157428177>didn't make 22 under 22Pretty funny. Regardless he's an okay player but I give him -20 points for being a ducking, flopping flog like his brother.
>>157428188They who? Dog domestication is far older than 10k.Did Abbos have dogs?
>Smears grippo on the $200,000 camera lenseBet that cameraman is fucking FUMING.
How good is Logan Morris?
Kek dude wiping the camera
>>157428224kek
the bet
>>157428204Yeah, at that point, it's ALMOST moot. I'm pretty sure the glaciers would have receded from where I am now, but the ground would probably still be majorly depressed from their weight.
>>157428233Crisp
how is this not tanking by collingwood
>>157428233Did you really or did you just pull this off twitter or something?
>>157428217>Dog domestication is far older than 10kThought it started around 10,000 years ago. Looked it up and seems I'm way off. My bad.
>>157428233holy
>>157428208Since when do decent players always panic dispose of the ball? The guy doesn't even try to do damage, it's like he takes pride in getting rid of the ball as fast as possible every time he gets possession.He is nowhere near worth the hype he got. Just your classic bog average midfielder.
>>157428246its mine
COUNTRY COONTAKE ME HOME
morris, lohman and allen have kicked 16.0 combined
>>157428181Considering the earth was exiting a major ice age around that time probably.
>>157428233Can you get us a 4chan pass? Always loved your betslip posts.
Does this count as a THUMPING?
>>157428238do not believe the slow glacial melt theory that old science tries to peddlethe american ice sheet was melted very quickly in a series of meteor impacts throughout the younger dryas
>>157428270Not really, that's what the Hawks are going to do to the Eagles.
uncanny
>>157428253Lions play a territory game because they have a stacked forward line. W. Ashcroft, Dunkley and even Neale hack it forward a lot. Levi probably more prone to it but he's also younger than the rest. I've seen enough of his game to be confident he'll be B grader at worst with a high probability of being much better.
>>157428271Huh? Not sure how that would change what I said.
>Mark and goal in the last 10 secondsKek, roaches mad.
gaycos will never be better than neale
So what do Hawks need to win by on Sunday for 3rd? by around 103?
REQUIRED (approximate) WINNING MARGIN FOR HAWTHORN TO REACH THIRD:105
>>157428283OPEN YOUR EYES
>>157428288>>157428291So you're telling me there's a chance?
>>157428275While I'm down for that it matters less now. Won't be able to make 3rd unless they win by 300
my iggs are going to SPOIL the party
>>157428295Yeah, likely even.Iggs are going to be dreaming of Bali while the roaches rape them.
>>157428297>>157428291Wait, I take it back. I though it would be way higher.
>>157428297>300Nah, it's only a bit over 100.A realistic thumping margin.
>>157428303Apologise to women everywhere.
>>157428300>Yeah, likely even.lol
Just picked some dingleberries out of my arse that smell like absolute shitFucking revolting
Chart of what hok niggers need apparently.>>157428305S-sorry.
>>157428298Iggs fucked. Even Harley knows it.
as bad as our iggs have been, i do not believe we have lost by 100 points this year
>>157428311Think Eagles are good for about 60 points, so 154 it is.
>>157428298Go Iggs. A win to finish the season is just what the young boys need.
>>157428305Women never lie. Let’s tone down the misogyny cunt.
>>157428321>Women never lie.t. lying woman
>>157428311How much do Melbourne need to win by to jump Brisbane?
>>157428320Surely they are due a Heeney moment.
Reminder the only team's recruiters that didn't even meet with Logan Morris was St Kilda.Went at Pick 31.
went church. I'm having some iced americano.
>>157428325Melbourne needs to win by about 300 to jump the Lions. Hawks need to win by about 100 to jump the Lions.
>>157428324That is very antisemitic of you. .
collingwood are a pissweak club for faggots.
Prediction: swams shock everyone and make the grand final but still lose
>>157428342>swams shock everyone and make the grand finallol, it's over, Swansperg.
>>157428336Imagine strolling into a qualifying final playing all the non rapists. Would be nice to realise another prelim for you.
>>157428325Worked it out myself..Starting scoreline required:Melbourne 211 - 0 Bulldogs.Melbourne 272 - 50 Bulldogs.Melbourne 333 - 100 BulldogsDoable.
>>157428343lol
>>157428341Settle down, Hawkfag.
>>157428345Big brain.
>>157428342>swams shock make the grand final and lose>shocking more of a repeat job
>>157428335where are you turkbro
>>157428356he's in turkiye mate
>>157428345>Doable
Two good games tomorrow afternoon followed by who-gives-a-fuck night matches. That Dees vs Bulldogs game probably should've been last night.
Who comes out of the Lions team for McCluggage?
sister wanted to see ephesus and all that.
>>157428365Nahh Freo Blues should have been the one.
>>157428365all afl games every week are who-gives-a-fuck
>>157428386You have your own thread. Please go.
How much would it cost to pry Morris out of Brisbane?
>>157428393Tassie will have the coin to realistically try. He might be open if Lions win the hip
>>1574283932 top 5 picks and $1.5 - $2 million a season. Won't happen though. He'll either stay at Brisbane and get paid millions to win flags or he'll go to Tassie on stupid money to play in floggings with a couple flags already in his pocket.
>>157428381i want to see your sister's efeetsus iykwim haha
>>157427379im guessing the pub net to newtown nstation.
post more and post fat sluts, neet spastics
>>157428434Fuck you.
Still full from dinner around 3 hours ago.
>>157428437crisp not the gfza
Seems like we need to bet overs on every match this round since no teams give a fuck about defense
>>157428325damn, disappointed the boys left it feasible
Neale's new missus in the rooms.
>>157428423>surprised to see a tranny in Newtownlol
>>157428466pics?
>>157428466was that her kid he took a photo with
>>157428517No idea. I figured just some random who asked Lachie if he could have a picture with him so his missus took the photo.
Jordan Lewis is a cuck.
dont think my baneies will be doing coke and strippers tonight
>>157428477>The kebab truck chick is now 26
>>157428545Not something you really expect from professionally run outfits. I figure they save that for Mad Monday at the least.
>>157428552>joog weebsnot sure how to feel about this
Has Serena weighed in on the Swans situation yet?
>>157428576It's based
now that the dust has settled why did collingwood play their best team only to get pumped by 60 points
>>157428581yeah, she got dripping wet at the thought of heeney in high vis vest making a wooden cabinet
The Swans are bring down Sydney Sweeney's good name. Bet she regrets meeting with them earlier in the year.
bit rude that heeney is getting blasted for taking a a photo with a childif he rejected it he would have been equally the bad guy
>>157428602McRae is a retard
Issac Sweeney
now that the dust has settledthoughts
>>157428621Is that the one with him in the jacket with the hoodie? With the stripper talking to Cox in the background?Thought it was said that was a fake picture.
>>157428664wall to wall shit tier names for children
>>157428664Some good players above him still but yeah plenty of spuds too. Also what's with the gay mouthguard
>>157428664>#11 Connor O'Sullivan#31 Logan Morris>#32 Mitch Edwards>#36 Shaun Mannagh>#58 George Stevens>#61 Oliver Wiltshire>#63 Lawson HumphriesOnly pick ahead of Morris for muh cats was Connor O'Sullivan who by all accounts is a future captain.So all in all, extremely happy with that year's draft.
He goes number one if done today. 1. Morris2. Reid/Watson depending on needs4. O'Sullivan5. Caddy6. Freijah7. Curtin8. Humphries9. Walter10. Wilson
it would actually be the best time to get coke and strippers tonightno one would expect it
>>157428709He's kicking goals in the 4x Grand Finalist's forward line, one which has made Eric Hipwood look like a star.Nate Caddy would be averaging 10 a game in that team.
>>157428718cope hipwood has never looked like a starcaddy misses goals from the goal square he is shit
>>157428718Shut up, Dodo.
rekon dealers go on holiday for a bit when star clients get popped?
Real question. Where does Mannagh go in the draft?Seems like a gun but he's a mature ager.
>>157428733Depends on how close to a flag your team is. If your team is in the window he's a bargain with a late first round pick. Despite being 29 he likely has around 3-5 good years left. If you're rebuilding there are better options.
>>157428718caddy is not a bad player but is also very overrated
>>157428673fuckin oath, why are modern australians so shit at naming their kids? there's an endless supply of josh, riley, caleb, callum, bailey, connor, darcy, the list goes on.what happened to the good old strong traditional names? virtually no johns, michaels, chris, simons anymore.
>>157428804jaydin
>>157428673I like the names Logan, Caleb, Daniel and James. Not much else on that list.
>>157428927congratulations on being a millennial bogan
>>157428944Okay.
>>157428944see>>157428975>>157428889
interesting how theres not a single simon, darren, gary or david left in the afl
>>157429007>darren, garybogan.>simon, davidyes, that's a shame.
>>157429041give me classic bogan over contemporary bogan every day.nu-bogans love the "surname as first name" rubbish. logan, taylor, mitchell, cooper, riley...
>>157428804>there's an endless supply of josh>what happened to the good old strong traditional names?Think you answered your own question.
Can't go wrong with a nice strong Boris.
wouldn't mind going by my middle but have no idea about how i would start going about it without sounding like a pretentious wanker
>>157429092You're an idiot, josh never used to be as common as it is now, and it's the faggiest "traditional" name
>>157429207Josh was super common back when it was traditional names only.Was typically 2+ in a class. Think Ben was the only boy's name more common.
>>157429244Yeah, Josh was big even when I was a kid and that was 30 years ago now.
>>157429195Hi, I'm XCall me XXWould like to be called X, thanks.
we had a fair few ryans and michaelsheaps of jessicas, stephanies, emmas, ashleighs, etc
>>157429255i mean with the family, how they've called me by my first name all my life, suddenly insisting they call me by the middle name
>>157429244Born in 94, didn't have a single Josh in my class. Had two Chris's, two Matthews, Guy, Robert, Oscar, Jeremy, Stefan, Max, Harry, Andy, Hamish, Henry, Ed
>>157429271it was only the most popular boys name of that year retardhttps://data.nsw.gov.au/data/dataset/popular-baby-names-from-1952/resource/2adcb228-9101-4c95-a786-b3216539b4a2
>>157429312Calm your autism you laughable little moron I was just going over the names in my classroom
>>157429271>Born in 94,>Zoomers LARPing about stuff being traditional and old fashioned
>>157429312that doesn't change anon's point that it's a shit name and more common among afl players today. There are objectively more Joshes in the AFL today compared to 20 years ago.
>You're an idiot, josh never used to be as common as it is now, and it's the faggiest "traditional" name>Calm your autism you laughable little moron I was just going over the names in my classroom
>s-sure it might be traditional, b-b-b-but it's a shit name so doesn't count
You lost, mickpedo.
>Had two Chris's, two Matthews, Guy, Robert, Oscar, Jeremy, Stefan, Max, Harry, Andy, Hamish, Henry, EdSo bad naming started back in 1994, huh.
i'm going to give my children proper names, like brayden and mikaylah
Always really liked the name Emma, but knew too many growing up so will need to settle for Emily or Elizabeth.t. virgin
>>157429532I like classical names that work equally well in both English and Frencht. also virgin (because I'm not married)
>>157428602>put out best team to avoid any AFL claims they aren't taking a dead rubber game seriously>play at half pace any way
Bane
dockies in the morning
>>157429244>>157429258>>157429271imagine the current day classroom>Rajesh, Prabhat, Vuong, Truong, Mohammed, Kuol and Makur
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