standard saturday carlton vs freoelitemons vs bulldogs geelong vs richmondcrows vs giants
Nice timing, was wanting something to read on the way to the building site.
pies will still finish 6th. you can all get absolutely fucked
Bane
>>157430605Literally as impossible as you having consensual sex.
>>157430612his iggs are winning so this is irrelevant
>>157430686If Iggs tank then Dockers get Brisbane straight up and their straight set potential skyrockets.
>>157430762chief butcher duggan has been dropped so >we're most certainly not tanking
>>157431340>uses Twitter>ironic username>quirk chungus profile pic>using the term "goy cattle"oh the irony
sup duders
>>157432472based wrong tab replyer
Wominjeka kirrip. Go naarm/nairm/narrm. I see you big gawang cunts are working out the final standing of the ladder. Yan yean think they everything. Stupid like Dulai wurrung.
>>157433079sorry mate my mob is from 5km away i have no idea what you're saying
>>157433087fukken kekgood postgma
garn judge the commonality of first names in a nation of 20 million using a sample size of 20 ladsif you disagree with mt results you are le autistic
>>157433097morning sunshine
>>157433087kek
>>157433129morning turned the shit off last night at half timewhats the point of this wildcard shitwould love to see them decision brief
>>157430580morning retardsI expect a good day of shitposting and arguing about something inconsequentialif not, I'll be very disappointed
>>157433087far too early in the thread and day for excellent posts like this
sup alfieyall heading over to cric soon ya¿https://youtu.be/A4wznk0MY-I
>>157433219no you don't and no you won't argumentsperg
>>157433087leKkkkk
>>157430580freodawgsgeelongcrowssimple as
>>157433232https://youtu.be/d0vaXdgxoB0x
>>157433079sorry mate my HRE polittie is from 5km away i have no idea what you're saying
>abophobes could be here
>>157433351KEK
'I told her I had just been [allegedly] assaulted and she hung up on me and was yelling and accusing me of being in a K-hole,' claimed the dancer, referring to an intense state of dissociation caused by a high dose of ketamine.'I am not in a K hole and I do not do that, I have had personal reasons and I am sober now.'
>>157433350lovely cHOooOon fella x
I don't generally read FB comments on many posts at the best of times - it's not good for my blood pressure, and really gets my hackles up. I shudder to imagine the absolute vitriol that's being spewed by some now towards the alleged victim, and women more broadly.
>>157433481i deleted fb on my phone ten years ago and never looked back.
>>157433495you FUCKING antisemite
going to spend the morning combining all three of these games into a 5+ hour campaign
Guess what my poos was like thisorning when this was my day after 4pm yesterday >zinger burger>McChicken >quarter pounder>lamb kebab>8 pints>2 hard solos
>>157433518my experiences in life have shaped my beliefs
>>157433596https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scud_missile
where my tradies at!!!keKkkhttps://youtube.com/shorts/seE7B_7DxIoya??
>>157433587lgm x
>>157433596>eating wheat>eating goyslop
What sport is this shit general even for?
>>157433725we talk random shi but we all secretly watch nrl
>>157433725don't care fuck off
>>157433746legitimate sad cunt you are. it's not even deniable. you are a little insecure sad cunt.
>>157433769someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed lol
>>157433777cute
nrlsperg fucks ya!
Good to see you spaccers are off to a good start today Just remember that you dance to my tune
>>157433815crisp micksperg
Based Chad
>>157433913gotta celebrate the big win over the bummers kek
>the Sydney Misogynistic Rapists have Brisbane week 1 of finalsBased
/horse/ looms
>>157433913I knew honosexuality lay at the bottom of thisAker was right about them. Cancer in a team
Good morning alf
>>157433913yeah intent to celebrate being one of the best teams in the league at the end of the seasonfucking "journos"
>>157433913Chad putting his stamp on the evening like a true leader
lol
there's not a single team i would like to win the flag besides maybe the dees. so go dees.
>>157430580Are Essendon stupid enough to beat Port and lose pick 1?
>>157434078Port doesn't have Aliir, JHF, and perhaps even captain Willem Drew. If so it would mean the entire port leadership group is out and not sure who even plays the role as captain. Maybe draw straws or something? But yeah port fielding it's weakest team since maybe 2011 or something.
>>157434078
test just started ladsstarc took a wicket first ball
https://www.instagram.com/p/DcUVSJzzdCe/tradies absolutely seething we are allowed in bunnings without a trade license kek
invest in swancoin
>According to the report, one of the women was “enraged” when one male in the room slapped her buttocks four times instead of the three slaps that had been agreed.This is literally fucking rape. You CANNOT assault a woman any worse than this. Isaac Heeney is worse than Bill Cosby and Hitler COMBINED.
pajeeta milkers my mouth>>157433231meant for>>157434300
>>157434141The idea of the poort "injury crisis" is horse shit every team has injuries. who is actually injured from poorts best 22? Rozee butters and horn francis yeah sure. Ratugolea and Farrell maybe? Thats about it. if poort is counting injured guys like Ollie lord and josh sinn and Jack watkins as the best 22 poort are in a world of trouble. Have 5, at an absolute stretch maybe 6 guys out from the best 22, not like 12 like you pretend. Poort are just dogshit and will get btfo by the worst ever team in the afl tomorrow kek
>>157433769trvth missile
>>157434300>consent to something>person violates that consentYeah pretty cut and dry it was assault then
Morning, lads.
>>157433913doing shots over the age of 20 is cringe as fuck
>>157434347a lot of seethe from a dosn spastic who is about to watch a sanfl side rape his shit team
>>157434393mate bought a round of shots while we were drinking beers at a golf trip last weekendtold him to shove it up his ass
wonder what 'rena thinks about her Swannies
>>157434491fuck off faggot
>>157434293>lions have inched past dockers after being equal odds last night
>>157434491
>>157434522literally me
I don't think mckennas goal was that spectacular
>>157434592yep for me goal of the year will be nick daicos running to the 50m arc with no pressure and kicking a goal from straight in front
My girlfriend is making fun of my cargo shorts. She said 'they can hold everything but a conversation with a women'
>>157434592Yep, not GOTY worthy.
>After Sunday night’s win over Essendon, the Swans had no curfew and no wives or girlfriends on the trip.>At the Marquis of Lorne in Fitzroy around 8.45pm, Chad Warner appeared with a tray of shots. The group later moved to Her Bar around 11pm, led by Warner, Isaac Heeney and Nick Blakey.>James Jordon led the first players back to the Pullman East Melbourne about 2.30am. Heeney and Warner arrived 15 minutes later; Blakey joined later. They kept drinking in a suite. Around 4am they called Party Girls Melbourne, and two exotic dancers arrived within the hour. Reportedly nine men were in the room, including five players: Heeney, Warner, Blakey, Jordon and Riley Bice.>The dancers were told the men were carpenters and gave a discount. It is alleged cocaine and ketamine were consumed, with claims players snorted substances off the dancers’ bodies. Men allegedly paid to slap the women’s buttocks; a dispute erupted when an agreement for three slaps became four, enraging one dancer. >Other sources allege physical, unwanted touching in private areas, or fondling and borderline penetration of one woman’s genitals. Players allegedly joked about Anthony Albanese’s “melons” gesture while taking lap dances, with one saying he had “done an Albo”.>The party stopped when a woman alleged a man breached an off-limits agreement and inappropriately touched her. One woman was allegedly locked out of the room with barely any clothes on. Two women were seen in the foyer remonstrating with staff and club officials; a third offered support. >The alleged victim was visibly upset and near hysterics, running to the toilet after saying she had been inappropriately touched. Cox was confronted by a woman demanding to be let back into the room, possibly to retrieve clothes. >Police were called after 7am. The room was understood to have been forensically cleaned by the time police arrived.Still can't make heads or tails of this, aren't these players in relationships?
>>157434592the gaelic goal was pretty spectacular
>>157434628>The room was understood to have been forensically cleaned by the time police arrived.baseless accusation
1 point L Neale2 points L Morris3 points N Daicos
told swanspoof all year that all roads lead to bane
>banepoof wants to meet swasnpoof on the roadthat sounds very gay
>>157434628bye bye heeney
BYE ZAC SLEAZY
strippers are a young mans trap stay away from them
why does the story keep changingi feel like victorian police wouldnt fly up to sydney to investigate one arse slap
>>157434827Proverbs 5:3-5, 8-9 KJV[3] For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, And her mouth is smoother than oil: [4] But her end is bitter as wormwood, Sharp as a twoedged sword. [5] Her feet go down to death; Her steps take hold on hell.[8] Remove thy way far from her, And come not nigh the door of her house: [9] Lest thou give thine honour unto others, And thy years unto the cruel:
miss me with that pedo scripture shit
>>157434830oh sweet summer child
>>157434862Matthew 18:6But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
>>157434862>miss me with that pedo scripture shit
>experts say.jpg
>>157434649Based on what?
>>157434966Got the finance job yet mate?
>>157434827Apparently it's not a good idea to date them.
Graham has the dosn job btw. Will be announced sunday
yeah
>>157434300maybe they should've had a whiteboard so that they could keep track of the amount of slaps dispensed. Prior preperation prevents piss poor slap dispensation, catchy aye.But as carpenters, they can't be expected to remember >is it 3 or was that 4?they're not accountants
>>157434628>aren't these players in relationships?They're on tour you idiot, pull your head in.
>>157434300Slaps one, two, and three are empowering sex work. Slap four is 60,000 years of rape and patriarchy in Naarm.
>>157434628forensically cleaned = flush the gear, including the cards and notes. wipe down the room service menu folder or swap it with one from another room. remove the clingwrap/alfoil covering the smoke detector.\there's your forensically clean done.
As if the prossies didn't warn them they were crossing the line and getting too rough and handsy, they are very fair minded and reasonable women. If the Swans kept going beyond that point then throw the book at them.
>>157434977>>157434990i don't want to talk about it
fuck sake now prozzies are going to ask to see a trade license before they apply their usual tradie discount
>>157435151FUCK! i lost me farken tradie licence yesterday at bunnings getting a hammer in the tool shop after picking up a dare a sossy roll and some bloody smokes on a servo run can ya believe that
Main woman has hired a serious law firm>On Saturday, it was revealed by the Daily Telegraph that a third woman who was in the Swans alleged hotel sex assault incident has secured legal representation for a possible civil claim.>Slater and Gordon senior lawyer Jackson Pannam said his client had her world 'turned upside down' by the 'incredibly traumatic experience'.
tradies essentially have the bodies of elite athletes which is why she didnt notice
>Geelong were trying to avoid trouble due to the concussion paperwork because of Sydney previously using it>Sydney in the meantime, shows what sort of place it iskwab
every cunt's just out for moneyalways have been, always will bemakes me sick
>curnow will beat up on a shit team and the swans will think everything is saved>he disappears in finals as per usual
>>157435290can't kick goals if no one's delivering the balls to you
>>157435313yes but>north
>>157435217>possible civil claim.first of all, my thoughts are with the alleged perpetratorssecond of all, lol lmao evenwhat a fucking bullshit caseand like always when it comes to shit like this, the media will drag everyone they can through the mud but never make the same noise when it comes to issuing a "oopsy woopsy wumpus made yet another fucky wucky again" statement
>beating up half naked women is okay because my shit team did it!!!swasnsook melty has been great to see
>>157435336and chead ground
>>157435218it's the quintessesntial tradiesperg dilemma.>hate tradies >but sexually attracted to the confidence, fitness, respect they get>like afl players get>afl players>aroused>wanks>post nut clarity, feels disgust and self loathing>its the tradies fault for making me feel this way!>might post some tradie thing i'm gonna make upcircle of life, simba
if they were beat up why civil not criminal?
>>157435357another thing you're fabricating, typical baneflaggot
sydney aflw fans should all take their dildos to the double header and throw them on the field when the men play
only thing getting beaten up is your dick.
>>157435412first of all i just want to say something incredibly brave: my thoughts are with the alleged victimsyou're right they weren't half naked they were fully naked even worse
>walk in into room with 9 men>they are drunk and doing drugs>hmmmm this seems like a safe and nice work environment for me to do my job>i'll stay!
>>157435474the prozzies brought the drugs
>>157435487source? think it was Taylor Adams was the hookup. Would'nt trust strippers to bring good stuff.
>>157435412notice how you've capitulated and admitted bane are winning the flag again kekfaggot sydney scum, throwing away your season because you beat the wooden spooners, what a joke
damn wish sydney could play brisbanes vfl side like round 1 again
>>157435524you're noticing game is pissweak. I called you baneflaggot so what? you've won flags, doesnt mean you're winning another one. the most pertinent thing to take away from my post is that you are indeed a faggot. go wave that flag about.
imagine spending your saturday seething on an anonymous forum where everything's made up and the points don't matter
imagine discussing news that was fabricated to take attention away from geelong
stress free btw
geelong dindu nuffin*bangs hammer*
Having my first daughter soon and have convinced the misso to name her after my favourite pornstar (she has no idea kek)
in other news heeneys missus has survived a nasty bee attack
>>157435697ellie is a beautiful name x
>>157435703grire
>>157435697Natalie-Mars?
>>157435703looks vile like thatwould much rather a normal woman who doesn't use makeup 24/7 or lip filler ever
>>157435697Bailey.
i can fix her with love
any footo on today?
ABC playing "highlights" from Kelli Underwood's commentary last nightFuck she is so shit. Utterly unbearable
I go to Hong Kong
>>157435757but that guy from last night said she was ok on radio>>157435768crisp
>>157435697based future father to rae lil>>157435757first of all my thoughts are with commentators (female) everywhere
Sydney Sweeney?
alf is a baby dad general basedreal alf nigga hours gonna become more active
Prior to this episode, Heeny would've had to have been one of the most bankable players in the game, the type that brands throw money at to endorse their products, his manager(s) must be fucken fuming at the potential loss of future earnings. so add the little hats crew to those with greivances.
>no dickheads policy>blood culture
>>157435822funny how one night erased any veneer of muh no dickheads policy (that wasn't real in the first place)
>>157435697based vina
>>157435822>1min.2sec between posts
>>157435860me and the other guy are laughing at you being wrong
>>157435782Would fuck.
>>157435878yeah we are haha
>>157435149Batshit insane?
>>157435888crisp
>>157435878>>157435888getting better.
>>157435217Slater and Gordon are fucking ambulance chaser scum who charge like wounded bulls
The longer it takes to actually say what 'assault' happened, the more likely it is incredibly minor or it didn't happen at all
>>157435474At 4am no doubt
>>157435822Dean Cox brought the Eagles' party culture with him
>>157435940copeits Simon Goodwin
>>157435895she's not me retard
>>157435920Do you think she called the police for no reason?
>>157436023yes i do
reminder the "elitemons" lost to essendon
Left field possibility:>Lachie Neale planted the strippers to take media off his new relationship
>>157436060Give him a break, he was single and sexless for nearly months. Would break any man.
>>157436023I think whatever happened was majorly overblown and the police would likely not heavily investigate this if it wasn't such a public case
>>157436047The AFL ladder is cyclicalEssendon > Dees/GWS > Freo > Essendon
>>157436106meant pubic case iykwim haha
>>157436112Crisp Dons
>>157436047Its basically cost them top 4 finish and a genuine shot at flag
>>157436106and now they have to find something tangible and heavy enough to warrant all the attention, otherwise the woman looks bad, and that would be patriarchy. scalps (male) must be had
>>157436139#believeallwom-ACK!
Anyone know where I can find some party girls in Melbourne?
>>157436162Yeah, try Melbourne
>>157436119kek based mickLORD
Mick is based and funny
we are the navy dockers
>>157436154#mickspergyoudonthavetoreplytoeverythingwiththesamelevelofpostquality.youcanoccasionallypostsomethingaverage.
What is he feeling in this moment?
>>157436162nonce
no but steven may
>>157436162at a party or parties.
>>157436135hope it didn't cost my dosn pick 1
>>157436229moisteurised and in his lane
https://www.noticer.news/women-killing-presumption-of-innocence/Really, really good read.
>>157436229Im'a gunna spank somebodies ass
>>157436229>I MAY NEVER GET TO PLAY FOOTBALL AGAIN AND WILL INSTEAD HAVE TO START AGAIN WITH MILLIONS TO MY NAME ARRGGGHH
Crazy how we’re continually thrown hot-topic social issues, almost like it’s a contrived distraction from how badly we’re getting screwed over economically
>>157436229possibly the laxative effect of the leviasol the coke was cut with?
>>157436267sorry, I only get my news from a twitter screencap of a reddit screencap of a twitter post
So basically they sacked a bunch of swans because some whores got whacked on the arse one times too many.Who gives a fuck, that's what they were payed for
>>157436324yes thats what happenedyou have all the facts from the media
I don’t care what they did, really seems a non-issue
Seems pretty clear the women involved and their lawyers are spouting shit
>>157436373Yep, and I also believe climate change is real
they’re fake, just like every time she laughs
>>157436456can't believe she cooked her pet cat after it died
>>157436456Would make a cream pie with her, if you catch my drift.
>>157436456average masseuse down at the local rub and tug
>>157436510asian heeney
>>157436456I don't like how asians look
>>157436525lel
>>157436324That's the cover story, the rampant drug use would be the real reason.
>>157436456mel > poh
>>157436525Audibly kekked
Stripper gets slapped on the bum. That’s it. When are people going to call the BS this is? 5 careers destroyed so some money hungry lowlifes can use victimhood and the media to milk whatever they want from the AFL.When will we see some perspective?
carlton avoiding playing the piegodscowards
>>157436554This
>>157436568We've swung so far this way, we can't bring up females in any negative light
This is why we shouldn't "believe women"You can also sense the forced moral outrage in the media is getting backtracked hard. They realised they went to hard with the "believe all women"/"first and foremost" shit when they didn't really have any basis for it
>bloosers confirm new coach>immediately go back into their old ways
Eating jellybeans
>>157436596Believe no one, just disinterestedly examine and interpret the evidence and situation
Had a mate who worked for ASIS back in the day and he's told me some crazy shit. One of the more mundane but interesting things is that he used to get drops at airports by going to lounges and arranging food on his plate in a specific way (e.g. bowl of jellybeans with exactly 3 blue and 3 red)
>>157436456Good with her mouth shut, don't like her teeth. Why many rich people don't fix their teeth is beyond me.
i would have thought doing sex acts for money you would sometimes assume men going too far is a part of the jobif this is enough to cause a mental breakdown then its probably not the right line of worklike a plumber whinging about getting shit on him
>>157436554tracina or bracewell?
>>157436456Nice tits for 55yo
Next you will get whores suing you just because they didnt like the taste of your semen
Who's got a webm of last night's goth?
>>157436666checked
>>157436666True, especially after I put it in their coffee and watched them drink it and then told them what I did. Woke gone mad.
>>157436649Tracina is a baddie, bracewell looks like a man
>>157436678Wanna go for a coffee sometime?
>>157436679some blokes here prefer bracewell, i don’t understand it but i won’t judge
Why isn't pooves the plural of poof?
>>157436649leong
>>157436699ah, okay
>>157436693Sure thing Chad, let me know when the investigation is over.
if someone unknowingly drunk your semen, and then later learnt that they drunk you semen - could you get in trouble?
pooingwood peepies
>>157436724sexual acts without consent, yuh
>>157436731what if you were unaware or could have been reasonably assumed to be unaware that drinking your semen was a foreseeable outcome?
>>157436758yeah like what if i told you it was dog semen, but it was actually mine?
if i am eating a girls pussy and she squirts without my consent and i ingest it is it sexual assault
>>157436724I hope not
>>157436758unintentional results can result in criminal prosecution. see: manslaughter
how much semen is inappropriate to get on someone?
>>157436782Depends what you're doing.
>>157436777yes
>>157436777No that's called a golden shower
>>157436777yes. potentially a poisoning charge too since its a toxic substance
>>157436797Yeah, wouldn't want to get any pussy juice on you, you big poofter.
If a girl's blowing me and I'm about to coom then I stop and pour ammonia down her throat is that sexual assault?
>>157436666or the taste of your condom!
>the alleged behavior they were subjected to was "the most disgusting actions and behaviour I have ever heard about in my 28 years as a lawyer".What could they have done???
>>157436808>yeah wouldn't want to get sexily spanked, you big poofterthis is how you sound. consent is consent mate
>>157436810Did you consent to the blow job?
>>157436822What a sleezy cunt.
>>157436822this is what i picture when i think of an ambulance chasing lawyer
>>157436822Greeks are tantamount to Jews when it comes to compensation lawyers
>>157436822Dennis Denuto ahh mf
>>157436822They wiped their ass with the hotel towels.
>>157436822tbf he could be a simple business contract lawyer and be telling the truth. the worst he’d seen would be a cutthroat boardroom restructuring or something
>>157436822It's in the slogan, don't settle for less. The girls were shown the Swans players' tiny cocks, not the big cocks they hoped for (like those of Dockers players') and the girls were psychologically assaulted.
Did chad warner really fart on a strippers head and proceed to call her "farthead"?
>>157436859kek
I think you guys need to accept the truth.
WATCH THE FOOTY
>>157436864Im not gay. I just fuck a guy who is
>>157436867I am. MY Bloosers will bottle this after looking not bad so far
Might place my hand around my shaft and pump it up and down until bodily fluid shoots out.
>>157436888based lowndesy
>>157436864
>>157436867the who and the what now?
>>157436822>believing a sleazy lawyer obviously trying to embellish a scandal for profitYou're retarded, anon.
cox out
>>157436930Mine is already.
>>157436930Based me and the lads tonight
>>157436229meth mostly
>>157436930Only if its not gay
Is Walsh elite?
>>157436975No, but get fucked.
Uhh... fredbros?
>>157436930
Renshawbros...
*be's performing unlicensed electrical work in my own house*problem, tradies?
>>157437052Ahh... watch out mate, that powerpoint is a ticking time bomb.
>>157437011Commentary on fox giving the big wrap...out next ball.
>>157437052I hired a few tradies to do some carpentry work, fuckers slapped my ass 4 times.
>carlton flag favouriteswtf am i watching?
>>157437052no. why? not my problem is your place burns down.
>>157437078old VHS tapes?
>>157437091kek
Lads, Josh just posted
>>157436324THEY WERE PAID FOR THREE SLAPS NOT FOUR YOU RAPIST!!!
>gold coast premiership favs in round 4
Really shows you how much of a problem Voss was
Patrick "Demon Prince" Cripps
>>157437082lol
surely Curnow is the KWAB of the year. >>157437128or charlie
My hawks are better off playing these mentally weak freo fags
>>157436456need to suck on her asian milkers
Phoar
>fred
KEKfagtrick toss
>>157437091i can smell what the blues are cooking
>>157436648YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND INCEL IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AS SOON AS SEX IS INVOLVED HAVE SEX
Was she a prozzie or dancer?
>>157437188probably the unlicensed electrical work, mate. give the unlicensed firies a call.
>>157436888based me thinking about my pajeeta nick daicos is shit worker
>>157437222trips on tripscrisper than crips
Do any of you blokes simply not drink beer anymore? I reckon I basically just drink wine these days
>>157437242Havent had any alcohol in over 48 hours
Tom Morris’ top 12 in a re-draft if the league started from scratch:1. Nick Daicos2. Logan Morris3. Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera4. Sam Darcy5. Nate Caddy6. Murphy Reid7. Harley Reid8. Nick Watson9. Will Ashcroft10. Bailey Smith11. Kysaiah Pickett12. Harry DeanThoughts?
>>157437242I dont drink at all
>>157437242drink my piss you fucktard. sick of your stupid questiuons.
>>157437255Why should anyone care about a journalist's football opinion?
>>157436930Based Chad Warner
>>157437242I love beer but it's so fucking expensive I can't justify buying it. if a case cost 30 bucks I'd drink it all the time
>>157437242i'm not antisemitic but i haven't drunk alcohol since the start of this year
I think there is about as much chance of Marnus getting dropped as there is for Geelong facing any repercussions for cheating
luckily fred still have cox, even with cox out
>>157437300reminds me, better get my toasties from the eski.
they should call off the game cos you can't dock without cox iykwim haha
>>157437328left them in, not cold enough. hate that.
Jordan Lewis doesn’t like Garry, you can tell by his body language
>>157437345don't you have a criggy game to focus on marnus
tradies don't want you to know this but you can go to bunnings and buy powerpoints without a licence, i have 400 powerpoints at home
I cant believe these guys would call hookers to the hotel on a work trip, in a room work is paying for when your bosses are in the same hotel, completely taking the piss.
>>157437359DELETE THIS
>>157437374shan't
>>157437356shut up pus kaffir
>>157434628>one saying he had “done an Albo”.heh
>>157437381The fact that you don't even try to deny you're a pedophile anymore is telling. You really are a disgusting piece of garbage.
isn't all garbage disgusting?
>>157437401you ever got into one of those lil bins in the womens toilets cubicles?
*one slap*
>>157437407I'm a bit too large to fit, but I think I can see what the point youre making is.
Wouldn't you need an even number of slaps to ensure symmetry, otherwise one side of your arse is going to be more sore than the other side?
FUCK CARLTON GUY, you itt?
>setting up carlton friday night wildcard vs collingwood this shit is rigged as fuck
>>157437255>sam darcyhuh the guy that cant even make freos best 22?
*two slaps*
>>157437430we prefer to call it giving the people, our partners the stakeholders and the advertisers what they want.
>>157437255>Doesn't take a defender until pick 12>First one he takes is Harry Deanshit opinion
>scoops sperged out over the afl rigging it for carlton last weekhis shit kilda couldnt even beat the suns
>>157437430don't worry mate doggies are winning
getting out of bed at 3 PM and eating a Freddo birthday cake for a late breakfast (it’s not even anyone’s birthday)
>>157437459*kneels*
so voss is what papley would look like if he ate his crusts and didn't smoke darts.
>>157437255>darcy, caddy and m. reid that high>no jackson, xerri or c. o'sullivan*puts his opinion in the bin*
>>157437459happy birthday mate
dogshit umpiring in a nothing gamefucking Banfield is a useless cunt
>>157437459it's always someone's birthday.
People aren’t alcoholics like the good old days, everyone’s on their stupid powders and designer drugs
>>157437459can't blame your mum anymore mate
>>157437459
>>157437459>$17 breakfastmr ladi-fucken-dah over here, next you'll be asking for a swannies-discount
I told you every Fred loss this year has been a pre 12pm AWST game, plus being a dead rubber Blues was free money
>>157437507I can and I will
FUCKING BANFIELDFUCKING GET HIM OFF
>>157437485why is the icecream green
>>157437507he will and he will
>>157437531ask the bloke who's just eaten one
>>157437531irish cows
The tap water tastes weird today
thinking about winning the quaddie today at r*ndwick
>>157437459>eating goyslop>>157437567every day...
>>157437531shows that the ice cream is plant-based and vegan-friendly. a side effect is that it will turn you gay when eaten in large quantities. unfortunate, but an acceptable trade-off to save the earth.
AFL is anime.
voss is the shittest cunt
>>157437608No it's not. Anime is for nerds.
I wouldn't feel safe as a gay man in a society that imports people of extremely homophobic cultures
It was my waifu’s birthday this month
Whomest?
2D or 3D?
lads, ben just posted
Is getting Top 4 players banned around finals time the new meta?
unironically who the FUCK stops carlton?
>>1574376563D
>>157437567It's fine, goy. We have adjusted Fluoride and Chlorine levels for your safety. Drink up.
>>157437668vossy
>>157437634on the one hand we can't expect them to adhere to our cherished beliefs, like democracy and equal rights; they come from a monoculture and we should respect their religion evern though we dont agree with its position on many aspects of social life.BUT We need to be welcoming of them, and part of being in a multicultural society is accepting of each other and their beliefs.
>>157437669Jessica Biels birthday is in March though?
>>157437668Sloppingwood umpires next week
read into some of the events and it seems to be a bit of a nothingburger, guess we will just have to wait as the story unfolds.
>>157437688Mick Gatto has something to discuss with the Umpires Association.
my swans
Carlton will smash sloppingwood next week
>>157437709i hope so but>free kick Daicos is very powerful
The game warps around Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
carlwog go for your daily afternoon nap
that daicos ad where hes dressed like the village people cowboy made my bf's dick soft.
>>157437736
>>157437735applied for bail restrictions loosened yet champ?
>>157437749man why is jerky so expensive? the portions are so small too
>>157437749should have been shirtless to be honest
>>157437749Nick "Genius Monster Cowboy" Daicos
>>157437749>monkey jerkybit racist that.
>>157437758because its a lot of meat that gets shrunk in the process of making it
>>157437735i’m not spanish, jaidyn, debatable whether i should even count as a wog tbfachwy
collingwood should be fined for resting nick daicos in the last qtr
>>157437749arseless chaps?
>>157437749not even the discord ever came up with anything this zesty
>>157437749Now that's Primo!
>>157437699>Slapped her ass four times instead of three>I was basically rapedOf course it was about money
can someone explain how it's possible to SA a prozzie after you pay them?
>>157437749he is so fucking gay
>>157437749faggot
LACE IT UP MCKAY
out of bed now
>>157437749the little champion
>>157437798pay for some researchers, wog lawyer.
>In Round 6, 2007, David King serving as assistant coach at Richmond under Terry Wallace devised a tactical gameplan in an attempt to nullify Geelong's scoring ability. The gameplan backfired catastrophically on Richmond as Geelong went on to kick 35 goals and win by 157 points.
>>157437798They consent to _act_ _number_ of times in return for money.If you do _act_ _number+1_ of times then they never consented to that which means you've raped them.
>>157437832that was pre-laptop kingy.
The first to 100 usually wins
>Pendlebury did his hamstring and is out 2-3 weeksKWAAAAAB
>>157437856thats a lot of slaps
>>157437864back just in time and well rested for the prelim
0/3 me
Someone needs to check Voss's chromosones
>>157437879leave him alone, he's not even coach anymore
>>157437864>he's gonna retire>no farewellKEK
perfectly scripted for Pies v Blues wildcard
>>157437889No, he wants to go on.Apparently the Collingwood board are getting involved in saying yes/no, but his manager is now fielding offers from other clubs.
>>157437889we can send him a frogcake.
>>157437900Dinosaur needs to step aside and retire
Gonna be fucken Brisbane again
>>157437910grimola
qt drinks girl (woman)
You'd think the bigger issue would be the cocaine and ketamine
>>157437758You use to be able to get a decent amount of vietnamese jerky from the bottleo for about $15 about 15 or so years ago. I guess since the price of beef went up that shit also went up.
we live in a matriarchy
>>157437931wrong
im on kayo prime. got the game going on in two rooms. living big style. bet your jelly.
Over what period of time were the slaps agreed to be paced? Expecting a bunch of drunk, drugged up footy players to remember how many times they slapped a hooker on the behind seems pretty stupid
>>157437931it is, wouldn't be surprised if Sydney settle to avoid who was snorting what coming out. They must have all been geed up to call for strippers at 5am
>>157437910Was always going to be.
That's like reaching out to stop something in a dream.. you can just never reach it in time
Look what I noticed!
>>157437964Kek nice
rec me a prozzo
>>157437758this is by far the best jerky out there
joe the giant killer>>157437955drunk, drugged up carpenters are ok tho. they got a discount and everything.
No Murphy Reid, no Freo. That simple.
sink the anchor in plugger?
There's no way Freo go out in straight sets after a 19 - 4 season with two games at Optus, right?
I thought tanking was banned?
>>157437996nah it's just commentator hype. Undefeated at Optus and 4 of their starters out today plus wanting to avoid injury.
>Fine with five footy players snorting coke off her ass and tits>Fine with them slapping her ass three times>But FOUR?! My dignity has been VIOLATEDI seethe each and every day for giving them the vote
>spontaneous crowd singing sovl
any other season the the carlton fans are singing their song during the game for finishing 9thnever expected proud victorian clubs to be so kwab
>>157438022*reddit
is Fraser 200IQ or is Voss a lifetime coaching fraud?
>>157438029COUNTRY ROAD
>>157438030Yes
>>157438005It's only banned because gambling sponsors got mad.
Should have paid her afterwards for the extra slap
>>157438014>Consent to having sex with John 3 times>Don't consent to a fourth time>John does it anyway>Anon is okay with thisPast consent is no guarantee of future consent.
just saw david “soiboi cuckface” teague in the crowd i reckon
>Longmire>Longmire>Waugh>WarnerBeginning to think Australian sportsman get selected based off literally their names
>>157438030Carlton players were actively sabotaging Voss. Look at how Cripps used to play in the fourth quarter.Voss stood down before Carlton had a -very- easy run of games, so Fraiser essentially got an easy hype train going.Brisbane is their only win of note, but that seemed more like Brisbane not showing up.
>>157438049why would anon give a fuck that john's having sex
swans haven't beaten a top 6 side since may 3rd btw
>>157438030I really don't see what he could be doing that's so different. These are the same players, the gameplan doesn't seem radically different; just that they execute it better but you can't improve player's skills overnight. Maybe it's just that morale and confidence were low and Fraser has improved that but it just seems like players decided to start playing and hitting targets once Voss was gone.
welp pies were just given a free path to the flag
>>157438074>month-dayFOY
>>157438088no but threeven may
>>157438088>Since may 3rd>Since 3rd mayTop is better.
>>157438030It's carlton, they do this every second season
I am so incredibly attracted to Kate McCarthy
>>157438099Don't you need a vagina for her tastes?
>malthouse was the master coach after ratten weas sacked >bolton was the master coach after malthouse was sacked midseason>teague was the master coach after bolton was sacked midseason>voss was the master coach after teague was sacked>fraser is the master coach after voss was sacked midseason
>>157438074they beat you.
>>157438109im not a stripper mate
>>157438113GOTTEM
charlie curnow is going to lose a final to carlton haha
the on my way girl is probably around 25 but she has horrible crows feet
>>157438135Didn't someone here claim to know her and she's 30 something? Not that they can be trusted but it makes sense.
>>157438135Who?
i wanna fuck the chick in the amaysim ad
>>157438167ghoulish creature
>>157438167fat slut
>>157438113sorry whore. I get the 2 confused.
>Be cats>Want to be 6th for Sydney path>Don't want to face Carlton in elimination (get the highest placed 7-10th team)>Carlton winning makes them 8th, and if they win v7th and 10th beats 7th, 6th place will play them>Dogs winning knocks Melbourne downThe only good result from this game is a draw. ffs.
>>157438167surprised the bbl doesnt restrict movement
animefeetball league
>>157438167She has a real lack of my dick inside her.
>>157438167Are those pants comfortable? Seems like a permanent wedgie.
>>157438196Nah there's been a few trades for the upcoming season. Go Scorchies!
>>157438167reminds me of mewtwo
>>157438202Being dressed sexily is comfortable no matter what
mickpedo's reporting posts, just letting you guys know.He does NOT like people reminding him about his antics during the olympic skateboarding.
>Knee explodesIck.
>>157438066they fucking sabotaged vossythey fucking drugged elijahcripps and his cunts can go to hell
>>157438217Alright but you gotta get over it
>>157438197How does she get that ring on/off?
theres two black men on the ground
>>157438223Nobody is going to listen to you, mickpedo.
>>157438233You can't even recognise his posts dogsperg even when it's painfully obvious, you're so bad at this.
During the olympics i was gayposting with the lads in the mens diving threads
kek cj looked like starvin marvin
>>157438156Shes actually my cousin and she just turned 32
>tasmania brings it to 19 clubsso who is #20?
My cousins are all good looking, intelligent and successful, and then theres me
someone fucking bake cunt
>>157438259is your family a family of large assed people?
I've got a face only a mother could love
>>157438264Canberra
new>>157438276>>157438276>>157438276
>>157438267i was thinking about this last night and it kept me up another 2 hours
been meaning to check out cigarettes
>>157437567based south australian
