Now - Demons vs BulldogsBulldogs trying to rain on AFL's parade after securing the wild card match up they wantedLater - Geelong vs RichmondAdelaide vs GWS
iggs
epl in 5 hours lads
HEAVE HO UNNA
swans are now the underdogs
I'm 5 drinks deep already. Hard ginger beer, 8.3% cans
>>157438259I want to put my penis in your cousin's vagina if you know what I mean.
>>157438276how is it I have more testosterone than some of these footy players
First for at least we take up the arse with style
keep pissing my pants when i drink
>>157438298That isn't normal.
>>157438301for you
reminder petty cried because someone made a ya mum joke
>>157438308Right. And I used to be a full blown alcoholic.
I should get into drinking
https://www.instagram.com/tez.embesli/
>>157438298you could be one of the laughing old ladies in the nappie ads but you have too much pride
>>157438236shit dude you really need to take your meds, talk about being terminally online KEK
new oven status: INSTALLED tradie cost: $NULLbeer status: FLOWING joint status: ROLLINGpersonal blog: ON
Is Pickett playing with Airpods in?
>>157438318Why are you posting this?
>>157438314why did you stop
>>157438333>new oven status: INSTALLED >tradie cost: $NULLYou're either a tradie or have invalidated your home insurance.
>>157438333better not be a gas oven mate you need a trade license for that
>>157438337Health and wanted to make changes in my life.
>>157438318corr daddy>>157438336corr daddy
>>157438344would get a loicenced tradie for gas.
>>157438351beta cuckold faggot
>>157438344>>157438351Also need a licence for a hardwired electric oven.It's only legal to hook up an electric oven if it's a piss weak one that plugs into a regular wall plug.
without tradiesaustralia stops
>>157438357ding ding ding ding
Wanna start skating again
you just plug it insame applies for gas -- you just plug it inuse the old hose/regulator because it still worksalso the "safety" fixing brackets are bullshit and you don't need them
>tradies want to stop me from plugging in my airfryerkek so insecure
When is the bi-annual /alf/ fishing trip?
>Invalidated my home insurance and ended up starting a house fire>But at least those tradie fucks didn't get my $150.
>>157438372next year
>>157438362yeah Australia stop producing townhouses that fall apart after the 1 year warranty period ends
>>157438333crispo enjoy la have a toke for me ay
i had a look at my switchboard too, last 'skilled' tradie i had install some shit really made a mess of it in there.
without cats afl stops
>>157438383shall
I’ve consumed such little alcohol in my life that I would feel weird after just one standard drink
post yfw the dogs win today and carlton and collingwood both lose their wildcards
>>157438346faggot ass cunt, your gonna die anyway so you might as well have fun while your here
>>157438333junkie
tradies fear the pilot hole
Outside chance of an asian gf looms
7th and 8th both finna lose to 9th and 10th kek
>>157438410i was at one stage but not anymore
FOUR times?? ugh..
>>157438433based me if i had a high libido big titty pajeeta gf iykwim haha
i fill like lines are blurred when you do a line out of someones arse and then they say you cant touch their arse
Can one of you spastics stream your monitor over discord and let me watch this gay sport
>>157438443BUT THEY AGREED TO 3 SMACKS NOT 4 YOU CHUD
Is the 3 slaps but not 4 just a meme or has that actually been verified as the "assault"?
Tradies are important but the real backbone of every society are social scientists
Pooping is disgusting when you actually think about it
>>157438471everyone does it
FOUR slaps Isaac? That's insane.
>>157438471Just throwing out the trash for the body innit?
>>157438478your meant to let someone else say the insane part
>>157438496shut up nerd
>>157438454It was started by the same website that was talking about dildos the day prior.
If I ever see Xander McGuire on the street I will spit in his untalented nepobaby face.
>>157438508you wouldnt do shit fuckstain
>>157438508right before his shadow security detail brutalize your fat fuckin arse
I would just spit right in his ugly face.
im within driving distance of heeneys missusits not without the realms of possibilities i fuck her tonight
Daily reminder to always DIY there is infinite free resources on youtube. Don't give lying tradie scum a cent, you actually don't need a license.
>>157438512>>157438521toorak road maccas in 15 minutes champ
>>157438525>you actually don't need a license.FOY
Got fuck all to do this time of day
>>157438525this
>>157438525I mean you do need a license. Doesn't mean you can't just do the work.
>>157438525I fixed my broken eave for $20. A tradie would've been a $150 call out + a inflated rip off price. Fuck tradies
So we're 3 days away from them announcing the All Australian team but why don't we have a squad? Are they just not gonna do a squad this year?
>>157438498alright mate no worries you can be selfish if you want. its your internet and theres no one else using it. just keep pretending champ.
>>157438528https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH0ckPZwLM0&list=RDbH0ckPZwLM0
how many blokes in other teams do you reckon are pissed they've had to cancel their plans for strippers this weekend
If my mail is right Simon Goodwin was in the rooms with the Sydney boys and supplied the drugs
anyone else notice how desperate betting companies are this weekend? why would anyone bet on a single match. all dead rubber a
>>157438525I need to plaster whole wall. I am okay with plumbing (screwing, accuracy, glue). Do you rate my chances? As far as I understand:1: remove old wall2: put new wall up3: nail new wall on4: plaster side bits and middle if necessary5: put clouster or whatever the top corner bit is called (banister? corduroy? Kligon)plaster over whole wall to make smooth6: paint wallWhat do you think? I really value the input of tradies.
queer queer the preds and the kikeshonour the bag by day and night
created a xvideos account the other day
>>157438589yes actuallygot 3 txts from sportsbet this week and never receive txts from them normally
>>157438598sxyprn dot net
>>157438583Sydney statement today said no other staff were implicated.
swans speed run mad monday any %
This is honestly utterly ridiculous. Guy's life is over because he slapped a stripper's ass four times instead of the three to which were expressly consented.
>>157438607You can avoid these situations by not doing blow, ket and hiring strippers at 4am
>>157438613Just like let me live.
>>157438613incels aren't gonna like this
how can he slap?
The thai gf
>>157438618
>>157438618kek
>>157438617incels hate that stuff tho?
>>157438592>plaster over whole wall to make smoothJust so I'm understanding correctly, is the wall you're putting up plasterboard?If you're not doing anything really weird, you just tape + plaster over joins/nails and then sand them down.Then you paint.
>>157438607>woman ruins a fun night by being a womanmany such cases
>>157438579> the writer's thinly disguised fetish
>>157438605>Coaches are contractors, not employees.
pendlebury may never play for collingwood again
>>157438577sorry mate i lashed out to cover my embarassment. i'll use this as a learning opportunity and vow to do better and be a positive voice in the community
>>157438635yes it is plasterboardahh, just sand down joints/nailsso you don't plaster over the plaster board, just paint it (after sanding down the joints/nails)?
>>157438647true>fire Goodwin immediately>confirm no other staff involved
>>157438648Was smart of McRae to play him in the deadrubber.He's cooked so by playing him and getting him injured they can have a full strength side for the finals without any guilt.
bottom 9* bros, who are you supporting to win the flag?*11th-18th + sydney
>>157438648PENDLES GREAT BLOKE
>>157438658Legit youtube this one.Nothing dangerous about it like plumbing or electrical, so just take your time.Plasterers are the cookest of cooked tradies.
>>157438676dees or crows dosn man me
>>157438379Those were commiegook coolies. Australian tradies build quality.
>>157438676dockers winning a gf would be kino. fuck victorian teams and fuck victorians.
>>157438471God makes us poop to keep us humble
how long until the brain injury handwringing forces AFL players to wear pads and helmets
>AND THE YOUNG COLTHuddo, you limp wristed faggot.
>Sir, a fourth slap has just hit the strippers bum
>>157438707Dockers making the finals means it's a free win for whoever they play. The only team they've managed to beat that the MCG this year is Essendon.In fact, they've only won TWO games in Victoria all year.
Is the AFL gonna sperg out because they're not gonna get their Collingwood v Carlton final?
>>157438727We went from people getting their teeth smashed out with dildos and unsolicited finger fucking to one additional slap to an agreed upon amount. Sydney weren't winning the flag but having their entire season derailed over this is bullshit.
>>157438734>Smack a stripper hard enough with the additional smack that she has an asthma attack>Throw her out into the corridor in a statue of undress instead of giving her her puffer
>>157438727bros this is so fucking funny
64GB of RAM is like 1300 bucks now
>>157438733Dees are a fast finishing team so if they'r within four in the last quarter they're still a decent chance.
>>157438725The game is done. They're going to turn it into gaylick to stop the lawsuits.>>157438734The cult of the feminine rules this shithole
>>157438740they were all so drug fucked probably thought she was OD'ing
>Hitting women is okay... just because, OKAY
Bulldogs are playing good
>>157438734are you fucking surprised? laura kane is a fucking joke
>>157438742I'm seething I didn't build a mid range PC a couple of years ago. The outrageous hardware prices as well as technological stagnation means anything you made in the last five years will probably be good for the next 15 and hardware is likely to only get more unaffordable.
>>157438742Might be time to flip my PC. Games don't even bring me joy anymore anyway
>>157438763kek really puts things in perspective
>>157438763>No tattoosShe's kinda hot. Amazing what $210 gets you.
>>157438769She has tattoos.
>>157438763Goddamn I love porn
>>157438734and all the cunts here were frothing at the chance to end the swans seasondo it on the field, not off the field, cowards
the peemons seem to have forgotten the script that they're meant to win
>>157438734She had her contract breached. How would you like it if someone breached your contract?
>>157438763I've seen enough JUSTICE FOR THE SYDNEY FIVE
Wonder if that guy had to pay the surcharge.
>>157438742I still have 8GB RAM and a 1060 from my gaming PC I bought back in 2016
>smellbourne
>melbin
weightman is a white version of the n word
AFL has to be absolutely seething. They still managed to get their Collingwood v Carlton wold card match up after Carlton drew last week and now less than two hours later it's already gone.
What happened to kicking in danger?
i dont disagree it with itbut you guys realise all this leak news like it just been a 4th arseslap is damage control from the aflthe afl might be the best organisation in the the world to sow dissent and rug sweep
>>157438742there was so much warning that prices were going up retardin Dec, i bought 96gb for my pc and another 64gb which i've just got sitting on my desk
>>157438799You've at least memtested it, right?
>>157438797He's playing tonight, mate.
eating some sardines
>>157438798I was black pilled when it was clear during the essendon shit that they had no substantial evidence. Then demitijew flew the coup and washed his hands of it.
>>157438763Brown ass tongue
>>157438799Why you need so much?
>>157438817i run an open source AI model for my waifu
>>157438798yeah they would have political tier spin doctors on the payroll, real dark magic kabbalah types
Why did they annulled the goal
>>157438817stick a 32gb ram gets you 5 slaps, a finger in the poopper and slobbie gobbie
>all you have to do is beat injury depleted full wogs >lose
1 carlton mcg and 1 collingwood mcg game is better than just 1 mcg game of them playing each otherdont know why you guys thought they would rig it for carlton v collingwood and cost themselves money
>>157438824It was touched
>>157438824Fuck off we're full
>>157438810>when it was clear during the essendon shit that they had no substantial evidenceThey literally got tipped off the night before to shred their shit.
>>157438817finding factors for mersenne numbers >2^1G
>>157438830
>>157438833say that again
>>157438828>1 carlton mcg and 1 collingwood mcg gameIf Dogs win Collingwood and Carlton will be 9th and 10th, neither of whom get home finals.
>>157438829Thanks
>>157438843They literally got tipped off the night before to shred their shit.
I don't see any fat ladies around yet
Comeback?
> engage a service provider to render services> service provider has explicit boundaries> deliberately go beyond those boundaries> now have to face consequencesWhy are white men incapable of controlling themselves? Why can't they just accept they did the wrong thing and accept responsibility? Nothing more emotional and spoiled then a white man.
>>157438833unsubstantiated claims
157438853
>>157438845idiotit would be melb v carlton at the mcgand collingwood v dogs at the mcgits finals the home team is simply irrelevant
west is a dumb manlet that looks like a baby and has a giant head
Scott Pendlebury has played his last game
That OSRS-like game was alright, but it was like REALLY really OSRS-like and realised I couldn't be fuckedThere was another game I got in a bundle with it called 9th Dawnthat I'm having more fun with
>>157438866very amusing if true that's what he gets for carrying on like a dickhead trying to make up for a bad investment
>>157438763nice cock
That is such a shit kick. Certain goal missed.
>>157438859>it would be melb v carlton at the mcgYou're assuming Geelong beat Richmond (safe) and Adelaide beat GWS (wtf knows)>and collingwood v dogs at the mcgDogs will jump the pies.
>>157438876i will suck you cock if both those results dont happen
>>157438852That's not nice. How would you like it if I called you a wetback?
>>157438866For the Pies. Suns apparently have an $800k offer on the table for him but it's probably more coaching/profile focused.
>>157438880OH NO NO NO
oh yeah. yep, that's an injury. yep. replay that.
selwood injures another player the dog cunt
>That reverse angleSNAP CITY (ACL)
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
>>157438888Nice quads
>>157438884Wonder if Collingwood fans will burn their gold numbered guernseys.
>>157438894this looks like the guy she left me for
>>157438888dunstall said hyperextension
>>157438888whomst?
>>157438896
>>157438894Eyes of a man that simply cannot be trusted.
>>157438894>Karthus mainsIn the bin.
Lads, bailey just posted
recommend a cider
>>157438917i hardly know her!
>margin down to 15 points>Naughton out for the 4th quarterBig finish cumming
wtf didn't he just go off his line by like 2 metres?
>>157438930Jeez imagine trying to handle those tits.
dont send a diyer to do a tradie job
>>157438799Eh, I've still got 32GB and more than enough storage across various drives but it's still blackpilling. Anyway, I don't want to off-topic post too much so I'll start posting more about afl (porn, maccas and prozzies).
>>157438930fat slut
>>157438917buy a hard cider so you can mix it 50/50 with soda water >not as sickly sweet>get more drinks out of itwin/win
Anthony Hudson getting real annoying today. Getting names wrong "Jared Rivers", and desperately trying to generate hype from unworthy plays. Not quite as bad as Whateley but still obnoxious af
>>157438940DIYers simply cannot eat meat pies and drink iced coffee
>>157438951but we will try our best, goddamnit
>>157438917hsgf used to only drink the big rekorderligs. would insist i pick her up then stop at the bottleo and buy 9 at a time
can't imagine needing more RAM when I just play 20+ year old console games on emulators
>>157438951Generally shit myself if I have an iced coffee. Tradie stomachs are built differently.
>>157438930NAME?
>>157438961fategela kike
>>157438905>>157438906Some Melbourne guy.
>>157438961Angela Bruce
aaron naughton deserves every injury he gets he has no consideration for any other player he's a cunt
>>157438906Jefferson.
>>157438880I would be a dryback thoughbeit, since I stayed.
this is the only RAM i need
>>157438613strippers need to pay rent, mate. not everyone can live at home rent free like you and the sydney swans in banepoof's head.
lads some coon cant spell his name just posted
lad, Kysaiah just posted
my high school had a mexican that no one liked and a brazilian that everyone liked
>strap knee>don't play game out>take strapping off 10min laterwasteful
>>157438994many such cases
would hate to be a stray cat in footscray tonight
>>157438930JUICY
smellbourne are RUINING the storyline >>157438994we had a brazillian who hung out with the weed smokers
do fat cunt and angrysperg only attend marvel gamesi cant see them today
>Posting 3d porn piggies>When porn websites have been blockedlel.
>Crows were going to finish 7th and lose to Carlton in the wild card game>now going to finish 6th and get Sydney on their side of the drawCrows waltzing into a prelim.
>>157439001or any night
good game this
>>157439012that also is true
NICE ONE HUDDO, CALLING SPARROW "SWALLOW"FUCKING IDIOT
>>157439004They're still sperging out over the Butters news. Not safe to go out in public.
MAKE IT SO
> Graham Wright tells 3AW that Elijah Hollands hasn't returned to Carlton since the Pies game. Wright doubts Elijah will play AFL footy againFunny how this got completely memory holed
>>157439020>sydney look too dangerous>send them the honeypot stripper
name a more over rated player then bontempelli
>>157439022Why are you even mentioning this? Total non-story. Wasted his last chance, nothing more needs to be said.
>>157439020>Expecting Geelong to lose to Tiggs at cheat groundWhy do you do this to yourself?
>>157439028Nick Daicos
>>157439031i don't get it
Alright, I'm officially done with tipping. Don't give a crap if my friend wants me to join next year.
>>157439031can he post THAT???
>>157439031jules neale and sam draper
>>157439031>find the Sydney stripper in this dude's porn>try find more of her in his vids>it's all just him fucking trannies
>>157439029If he was Elisha Holland we'd be forced to wrap our arms around him
>>157439044a daring synthesis
First and foremost my thoughts are with the victims - the AFL players who are being extorted by a prostitute
How is Petty capable of playing like this and then turning to dogshit in 2/3 of the rest of the season?
>players is near BOG when playing against your team>useless every other game of the yearso frustrating
Melbourne are pathetic.
One woman allegedly became enraged after a man in the room slapped her buttocks four times when three had allegedly been agreed. "They’re traumatised,” Mr Karantzis said
bukuartie jonesjiathamartey
Umps will rig the dees over the line so the afl can get their pies v blues final
That's probably it. Terrible free to give away.
if heeney is such an uncontrollable flog that can't stop himself getting handsy with a stripper he deserves everything coming to him. zero sympathy for meathead sex pests.
ump ball
Guys in porn should be bald desu.
>>157439079lol, they've literally just done the opposite and handed the Dogs the win for a block call.
>>157439075I thought you guys were joking about this but it's actually real.
>>157439075Is the first part actually a quote from the lawyer or are you copy pasting multiple sources?
>huddo: it's goal for goal in this last quarter>while it was 2.0 to 0.3Can someone shoot this fucking moron already? Seriously.
wew
No way. Game still alive. Good watch desu.
>>157439075It's the vibe
>>157439091guys in porn should only wear master chief helmets
>>157439107Huddo is reddit. We are a Dwayno general.
THE BOONGS ARE BACK IN TOWN>the boongs are back in town
Nicr goal
>>157439116BT or bust.
I'm söyfacing right now
the bullfrogs are so shit kek
>Dogs throwing it away in the last minute
bailey fritsch strikes me as a man who is circumcised
>>157439142SENSATIONAL!
>>157439150She cute.
Just two goals away
Imagine not being circumcised kek
My thoughts are NOT with the victims.
>>157439142DANCE STEP
>>157439150Sex
>>157439142LIKE SMELLING PEAS!
>>157439160>Supporting the senseless mutilation of your dick for literally no reasonWhat a fucking coping retard.
I can cut off part of my manhood anytime I want. You can't do the same, mummy already made that decision for you. Poor you ):
losing Van Rooyen just fucks the whole thing forget it now
Oh nonononono demonsbros
How can he slap (4 times)?
VFL wildcardbros.....
That's it. No Carlton v Collingwood but still two wildcards at the MCG which'll make AFL reasonably happy.
Melbourne have too many pretenders, and Dogs have just become a scrapper team. Neither will do anything in finals.
is huddo jacking off during this game or what
STOP THE COUNT
Don't worry Deebros, Adelaide will throw it away against GWS.
First and foreskin
Do you think when Bontempelli sits down and has a think about something that he tells people he's having a contempelli
>>157439150mumza, gfza and nanza's day out at the footy :3
>>157439189thisstill bane>fred>hawthorn>>>>>>>>>anyone else for the hip
