UFC just uploaded a Carlos Prates video. Its looking like hes next for Brazza. Would rather Morales desu but fuck it still a good fight.
MAC Energy has occupied territories in Northern Yemen.
>>157429798that's really strange and not even funny
>>157429812Wth gooby is a poser sumbitch can't believe I trusted this man
*enters thread with a smile*
Schaubsters check the HELL in!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GMiY5PWeD8
I have it on good authority Morales vs Shavkat is being made for december/January
>>157429864Hope it's not true and he gets an unranked bum instead, he deserves a break
>>157429825I wonder how much he got in the gooby settlement for proper 12
>>157429864Shavkat is going to look like shit. No one comes back right from double knee surgery. Morales tramples him in 1 round
>>157429823Its like that mcdonalds ceo that didn't want to eat the burger lol. They know what bullshit in them.
>>157429869Shavkats stupid, he wants an instant title shot. Hes still thinking hes in his prime. Morales been gettinh e
>>157429876I can see Morales struggling against someone his own size but yeah it’s hard to trust Shavkat now, good chance he looks like total arse
This is what an elite lightweight looks like
This is what an elite welterweight lives off
>>157429901Morales is already very muscular and huge at welterweight. He has a real shot at the welterweight belt. Once he gets it, I can still see him doing well at middleweight. He walks around at 230 which is a good weight for middleweight too. Morales wont be undersized and he probably will get more buff too.
LIV golf is live cazzies
>>157429930DDP and Sean would fuck him up if he fought like he does now. He has good skills but there’s not much of a gameplan other than bullying guys by being big
>>157429896He is not in a good place mentally, he just got divorced and his father just passed away last week
motivated JDM molests Shartkart
>>157429995And he’s balding
>>157429998You have issues if you have shit like this saved man
Motivated JDM is a spectre
Nigga
>>157429987He probably would look better at middleweight. Morales cuts too much weight, alot of guys suddenly look better after they stop hard cutting. Morales for sure will move up to middleweight in the next few years. Strickland and ddp will be past their primes by then
Picobros... this is a big testArnie pushes a good pace, has a very safe and technical boxing style with fast hands, and is hard to hold downI'm nervous for our boy. He could very well show he's capable of hitting that next level and deliver a clean performance where Allen can never get going due to Pico's patience, precision and power. But it's a tough out man
>>157430018Shut yo mouth!
Izzy has made allegations that Conor bet 900k on max to win in the first round prior to his walkout
>>157429995Honestly would rather see Shavkat retire then be used to feed other contenders. People are really underestimating how severe a double knee injury is. I guarantee you that he will look like shit. You lose alot of pop with a knee injury.
>>157430036The Reyes era starts now the bones vs Reyes rematch will be legendary
oh my days almighty arnold allen oh my days
Picograms getting a top 5 guy?
>>157430036Pico's greatest enemy is his own mentality. He needs to evolve even beyond what he showed in the Pitbull fight. But if he tries to swang n bang with foolish levels of confidence, then he'll never be champ
>>157430036Had no idea about this fite. Mayne Pico finna get dusted by Allen. Pico has sloppy boxing that relies too much on athleticism. He leaves himself open all the time and goes for takedowns after people crack him.Allen will just walk him down and piece him up.
>>157430036Evloev (fraid so) Yan KavanaghVolkovAllen MurzakanovAbusYakhyaevAliev
>>157430059His boxing is technical as hell. It's his defense that's reckless. He's probably got the best left hook in the game
Volk/Evloev -10000 to go to decision
>>157430036So Allen is finally fighting Pico huh, i supposed he couldn't run forever
>>157430098Prove you're from Morocco. Take a pic with a timestamp. Otherwise you're just a new spammy personality
>>157430108Prove that you are not sneed and i will
>>157430087No defense = sloppy boxing Picos athletic so his strikes look nice but hes not a good boxer. His tactics are shit and his defense is awful. Any compotent real boxer, like allen will piece him up. This isn't B leagues were you can just smash people on raw talent. UFC is another level. Pitbull, Chandler, Pico, all have same problem. Over reliance on athleticism that got them thru B leagues
>bellator
People finna be saying Islam be the GOAT but Volk beats Evloev he’s back up there mannnnn
>>157430136Volks still elite, no shame in losing to brazza.
>>157430133Talmbout BEASTator
Volk should move up and challenge for the inaugural “BMF” title
>>157430144nobody wants to see turbo manlets move up
Gaethje is a really bad matchup for Volk moving up again won’t be good
>>157430133>>157430143nah its Bellashit 90% of fighters there were dogshit. 5% were solid, 5% were pretty good but still not good enough to do good in UFC.
>>157430159Is he?
One thing you can say about Oliveira fans is they never unboy him even when he gets flatlined, they stick with him through everything, you can't say that about other fighters.Seen lot of ''fans'' drop their so called boys (RDR) the second they lose a decision.
might use some dildos and throw them in the octagon during the fights
>>157430170thats wnba shit, dont shit up mma with your female sports
>>157430170Xneed momento
>>157430036I got aaron pico
You need crazy speed and accuracy to beat Volk which Gaethje doesn’t have which is why Max beat him so easily. Garth beat Ilia on combination of toughness, size, power, + bad gameplan and performance from Ilia who seemed overwhelmed by the moment
>>157430164Yes. Justin can land when he wants against stocky midgets we just saw that in the topuria and fiziev fights. Also in max’s relatively dominant win he still had to eat shots that would’ve slept volk
>>157430144>Volk rematches Ilia at LW and rewonks him with a 49-46
>>157430194Gaethje doesnt have speed, accuracy and footwork of Volk and I don’t remember him landing anything on Max. Ilia handed that win to Justin on a plate because he stood still as a rock.
>>157430203He literally dropped max
>>157430192Topurias gameplan against Justin was thrash. Thats what lost him the fight. You dont blitz justin and try to finish him. Needs to be methodical, boring gameplan. In a rematch Topuria beats Justin on points. Justin won't be champ for long, he loses to Max again and maybe Charles. Thats why he is being picky on next opponent.
Kris Moutinho makes his BKFC debut tonight.
>>157430213Started from the bottom now we here! (still at the bottom)
>>157430108He's that UAE guy
Damn, feeling like smoking weed in this thread
>>157430207Flash KD that did nothing
A timid gun shy Ilia vs a nothing to lose Volk
>>157430210Yeah he basically threw that fight away maybe because he was depressed about Miami wife etc idk. And you’re right Justin will lose next it makes me laugh because him and Wittman act like they’re fucking geniuses or something they’re going to get exposed again.
>>157430226way ahead of you bro haha blaaaaaze it!
>>157430231Would’ve heemed volk albeit
Khabib be like Just give me the fittest girl of my village as my eternal slave and fake ones act like this isn't ridiculously based
>>157430277When’s the last time he knocked someone out clean with a punch?
>>157430226I used to browse heem blazed. Its funnier
>>157430298He was the first ever to drop max
>>157430311Then Dustin dropped him twice
>>157430289>uh, khabib, the fittest girl in the village is your cousin>oh, ha, I, uh, I had no idea, brazza
Justin has thudding power, not clean sniper power that snaps your head and puts you out. Learn the difference.
How many champs have quit on the stool? That can't be a long list.
>>157430337Is Khabib still only married to one woman? She already had babies for him. So usually they get a second wife right?Khumshot already got offered a second wife.
>>157430335Yeah Max had his chin cracked, he used to pride himself as the chin guy who never gets dropped and suddenly everyone drops him, that's the Garth effect
>>157430298Volk has been dropped or heemed in his last 4 fights. Look at how ilia was taking gaethje’s shots compared to anyone he fought at FW, it’s different power.
>>157430356its usually corner throwing in white towel. Fighters rarely say no mas. Also Topuria did not want to quit. Paddy's just making shit up. Topurias a dawg, he kept going at Justin. Some even gave Topuria one of the later rounds.
>>157429998Not just physical midgets, heart midgets too
>>157430384I just remember that time Nate got knocked the fuck out by Josh Thomson and they threw in the white towel all late lol.
>>157430356Just him and Penn
>>157429864why does shavkat keep rushing to get back? that's why he reinjured his knee the first time. he would have already been back by now if he just took a legit entire year off POST surgery. slow and steady rehab is better. you can't just rush an atrophied limb with tight ligaments.
>>157429998> 1 american vs 3 europeans
aaron pico is a problem for unkranked fighters
>>157430433He either needs the money, he is too obsessed about that title shot like Tony did in his prime or he is trying to get his mind out of all the personal problems he has been going through
>>157430433He’s just a real steppe nigga who enjoys violins.
Mogsar is the handsomest brazza by far
Shavkat legit missed out on two of the easiest title matchups of all time
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53vOKTalKkU
>>157430130It's not merely because he's athletic, it's because he's trained boxing all his life. I believe he won both a regional Golden Gloves and a national Pankration title as a high schooler on top of being a legitimate freestyle wrestling phenom. You can be athletic with "good" boxing like Morales but Pico has legitimately tight mechanics. His defense has been reckless, granted. I wouldn't call him sloppy though. That applies more to someone like Brito or Lok Dog
tyron is closer to topuria than topuria is to Bones Jon Jones i guess
shavkat would have used belal like a fleshlight, but belal stubbed his little toe and pulled out.
aaron pico western arizona boxing bootcamp january 2023 new year new me steps challenge leader
Aaron "Pankration" Pico
Belal lost to my boy Jouban
belal lost his o-ring in the gym shower
>The Nevada State Athletic Commission is having hearings Wednesday about withholding the UFC 329 purses for Max Holloway, Paddy Pimblett, and Gable Steveson for disciplinary reasons>This language has mostly been used for scaling or leaving the cage>Cage-hopping is indeed the culprit, per multiple sources>From Paddy Pimblett's manager Graham Boylan: "For the record this rule needs to be changed. Yes it’s the fight game and systems need to be in play to make it all work but this rule does nothing to support that. It’s 2026 apply a little common sense."
Man fuck all yall bunch of shitheads
>>157430734Woodley sucked, one trick pony. Only had that big one punch and wrestling. Topuria and Volk are in another league
>>157430734Woodley is right but only because GOAT discussion is retarded. How would Jon have done in the early UFCs with nothing but high school wrestling and some taekwondo? How would Randy Couture have done if he were born in the 80s? Why doesn't Clay Guida do porn? GOAT discussion is just hypotheticals between eras and they serve no purpose other than placating the need for conflict amongst acid fans.
*avidBoy, is this embarrassing!
>>157430767Pico trained wrestling more than Boxing growing up. Hes a wrestler who can strike. I wouldn't even dare say can Box. I reserve that for guys like Max, Topuria, Watch how Pico got knocked out by Murphy again. Sloppy boxing, his tactics suck and he left himself wide open. Pico thought he could blitz thru Murphy relying on his athleticism and pressure. Murphy hopefully thought him a lesson about how to properly set up strikes. Tactics matter.For Pico I get that hes fast and has some power but its just not enough in UFC. Hes kinda like Melvin Guillard who had alot of athleticism but lacked in tactics and defense. Im OG been seeing this sport for decades. Trust me Pico is not that good of boxer.
I'm closer to Roy Nelson than you are to Jon Jones.
heeminder Pico's shoulder is liable to dislocate at any moment
>>157430950>Im OG been seeing this sport for decades. Trust me Pico is not that good of boxer.This doesn't mean anything. Plenty of lifelong fans across all sports are retarded. I'm not saying Pico is at the level of Topuria. I'm just saying he's mechanically quite good. You point to Murphy, but look at how he dealt with Pitbull. Admittedly, Pitbull is washed but he's still capable of putting a fighter out if he leaves himself open to the sort of counter Patricio built his career on. Pico looked very good here in terms of speed, patience, strike selection, mechanics, etc. All I'm saying is Pico's boxing mechanics and punching power, combined with the rest of his game, makes him really dangerous and gives him a high ceiling - potentially elite if he can fully put his game together, including the mental part of itI am not saying he's the same level of boxer as Yan or Van or Topuria or even Ty Miller. Hell he might be less effective than prime Bobby Green. He's brutal and mechanical and powerful but lacks finesse and fluidity
>>157430866It's a mistake to think that skill level as a fighter is determined by depth rather than effectiveness. Strickland beats 99% of his division with a simple jab, teep, and parry.
heem, no mas
>>157430866his wins are incredibly fraudulent toobeat lawler, who stays in the pocket and starts slow, the perfect matchup for a guy who just wants to land 1 big overhand.he should've lost to wonderboy twice, which is even worse because wonderboy's main weakness is WRESTLING.Maia was nearing his 40's and even then he wasn't that good of a threat on the feet, or a guy who could outwrestle a predominant wrestler, and woodley STILL took him to decision.and then darren till who might have the most fraudulent run to an (undisputed) titleshot of all time, and would then go 1-5 in his next six and retire from mma.
>>157431005>t. GOAT combat sports athlete
Tyron Woodley is essentially Josh Emmett
>>157430849
>>157431095Fuck you. You ain't even a moro
>>157430992>I'm just saying he's mechanically quite good.Yes we get it. He throws punches fast and can mimic certain boxing movements but he is not a good boxer. Thats not all that boxing is about. Thats why I brought up Melvin Guillard. Its same story. He also had good punches that looked as good as a boxers punches. But thats not all that boxing is about. Thats why boxers always talk shit about mma striking. Yes Boxers can see that some mma guys can move fast and hit hard but they lack the fundamentals that real boxers have... Its not about fluidity, crispness. Alot of guys have that in UFC these days. >Boxing entails tactics, strategy, complex combinations, defense, baiting, counters. Thats real boxing. Not this omg aaron pico is so fast and powerful. Theirs a reason why Picos been knocked out a few times and always get hit a shit ton in his fights. His striking is lacking. Compare Pico to Volkanovski and they are worlds apart. Dont get enamored just with raw physicality. Look at how Volkanovski is tactful, and is hard to figure out. Max struggled against him.
Sweet Joe steals his talking points from /heem/
>>157431128bruh each time i post you have to attack randomly, like you want to be the only Moroccan on this thread
>>157431163He is just starving for attention, just ignore the faggot and let him squeal
>>157431001Stricklands been a great striker for years. I remember when he had long hair and pretended to be normal. Guy was already schooling a bunch of people on feet. Stricklands issue is that his jab and defensive kicks are his main tools. He lacks diversity. So a guy that makes him guess will give him a hard time. DDP might be able to beat him in a rematch.
>>157431181Starving for attention? I'm not the one who's spamming the thread all day
I'm supposed to believe there's 3+ morrocans and 4+ finns in this general?
>>157431218Only like two finn, one morrocan and like three british guys.
>>1574312183 finns, somali fin, clozapedo and another one who has no personality
If you browse heem high you let in very very evil demons
>>157431130This is all ignoring the fact that Pico demonstrated in his last fight that he can be defensively responsible against a well-known KO counterstriker. He got caught up in the moment against Murphy and was reckless. He did the same thing in Bellator multiple times. I'm just hoping he's learned from that and has reliably evolved into a smarter fighter because all the technique he needs is already there. He'll probably never have great footwork but he can get to the top without that given his wrestling. Volk's boxing is not great which is why Topuria iced him. The best boxer in the UFC is Van imo. It's a shame that he's a bit undersized. He flows like no one else though
>>157431218There's 2, I'm not sure about the third guy
>>157431218Morrocoan is spammy
>>157431312>mild fines nothing burger story
Doos be writing dissertations on dialectical pico theory
>>157431306Volk might not have the flashiest boxing combos but you can tell that he's a more balanced boxer (the setups, jab and stuff) than pico. The latter has this aura of retardation that will unfortunately keep him from becoming champ, but I do believe he has a chance against arnold
>>157431156Khabib bear hugs him and takes him down easy. 50-45 decision. Bj was good but not that good. Gsp is overrated too. He ducked the silva fight for decade, ducked the whittaker fight and always took safest route for every fite. Real goats:Jon JonesSilvaKhabib
>>157431423Jonjones cheater. Silva yes but Islam has eclipsed Khabib. DJ should be up there but folks don't count him because he small.
>>157431423Harsh criticism on GSP but an excellent list
>>157431409Yeah he's definitely more balanced than Pico and does a great job with reads, timing, and traps. And he looked like he had legitimate speed when he schooled Max in the trilogy. But he's got MMA finesse, he wasn't born with genius hands. That's why I named Van. He's a pure natural
>>157429804UFC just posted a michael morales video. Theyre just fucking with us. Morales might still get next title shot.
Pico vs Evloev is still a genuinely interesting matchup
I need to use the bathroom
>>157431463You obsess too much with their athleticism. Im telling you thats not what boxings about.Silva also moved great but what made him better is his tactics. Silva would bait people in then counter hard. Van a good boxer but I wouldnt say hes better than guys like Max or Topuria.
>>157431484Evloev decisions him easy. boring fite. No point in even thinking about it. Pico wont get past allen.
>>157431504
>>157431463>I named Van. He's a pure naturalYeah, his coach said the same thing
Evloev is the most boring fighter in the UFC, 10-0 all decisions, imagine being guaranteed to never finish a fight, how can anyone be a fan of this guy? SAD!
>>157431473Morales was saying he’s got a fight soon on social media. It won’t be islam no way he turns around that quick
>>157431452Silva roided too. Chael roided tooJon Jones roided. Cormier too.I forgave them but I look down on UFC fighters pre testing. Im glad UFC tests now.
>>157431555Supposedly UFC has told Michael Morales they want him to fight Prates. While Prates is saying he got title fight.UFC always plays fighters against each other so their managers chimp out and do stupid deals. So I think its up in the air whos next.
>>157431555He weighed in as a backup and earned some Hunter privilege, if he wins his next fight and demands a title shot right after, he gets it
>>157431549mfw pat sabatinimfw mvpmfw raul rosas jrmfw rafael estevam mfw every unranked heavyweight except asplund
I can see, I can see, I'm going blind!I can see, I can see, I'm going blind!I can see, I can see, I'm going blind!I can see, I can see, I'm going blind!
When Robocop wins, potheads of /heem/ need to flush their lettuce down the drain and stay sober for a week minimum
cro cop vs davey grant
>>157429812god damn there really is a nigger in every single video on planet earth no matter the context, fuck off gooby you broke leg dead dick bum
>>157430982where you runnin' off to fat boi
I would slap /heem/
>>157431250Theres definitely at least 3 finns i confirm. Sadly.
>>157431907
>>157430982>I'm fat and your not blackthanks I guess
Has /heem/ ever competed in an mma fight, pro or amateur?
>>157431931I scrap on the streets, pussy
>>157431668If fluffy wins you rip a bong live on stream
>>157431945Jerk
>>157431668think I'll just smoke more and get over it bappa
BJJ bros be like: don’t fuck with me I’ve spent countless hours rolling around with sweaty men and my “Bottom Game” is exceptional
If weed is so good for you then why were the Diaz bros so terrible?
BJJ bros be like: Sir, can you help me reach that jar of spaghetti sauce? I can't lift my arm due to injuries at the gym.
Good point actually
>>157432007You have to be a legit retard or a zoomer cazzie to think Nick was terrible by any definition of the word
>>157432007Damn, conor is a bum lmao
>>157432113Weed caused diaz nothing but pain, they locked him out of fighting for 5 years because of it
Why dont you guys like chael sonnen? hes funny as fuck, a golden heart and has salient insight on a bunch of different topics am i missing something or is it just memeing?
Jon Jones has a long history with marijuana
>>157432139Thats because the commission was filled with retards like you stuck in the 1930s with the refer madness propaganda
>>157432144reddit trash talk and boring crotchsniffer
I need to see Pisslam get heemed and soon
>>157432228its not his fault you got bullied on plebbit
>>157432183D-rod spent 1 year in the slammers of Tijuana because of weed resulting in him getting chinned by a yugoslavian effectively ruining his career, point is nothing good ever stems from pot.
>>157432007Nick was really good and challenged for title.Nate was pretty good and was a top fighter for a short time. Nick was always the better one. Real diaz fans know.Also their retarded vegan diet sucked. They should have been eating proper protein, built more mass. They could have been Knockout guys
>I want to see Ilia Topuria struggling with his stool>*a finger on the monkey's paw curls*
cocaine > weed
>>157432259Nothing good stems from the bureaucracy that surrounds pot. Drod only got in trouble because pot is only legal for Mexican citizens.
>>157432007They scrambled their brains with cannabis. It turned Joe Rogan zesty as hell!
>>15743227199 apples>>>>>>>>
>>157432029BJJ is overrated. Just learn basic sub defense fundamentals and you will be fine in Ufc. Nobody gets any subs anymore because the sub defense levels gone up. Competition jujitsu has same problem. Nobody gets subs anymore and it becomes a boring point match. Even all the roids jujitsu guys take can't help them brute force subs. meme sport.Learn wrestling instead
>>157432264Nate’s win over Conor is the signature Diaz win schaubeit
>>157432280Actually, they had him on trafficking charges but the point still stands
>>157432144Chael is>attention whore>cheater, roided alot>two faced>liarI don't hate him but would rather he focus on B league with PFL. UFC doesnt need him. They should dump smith too.
Why did Shavkat's aoife divorce him? I thought that was frowned on in muslim countries. Did he really do the nasty with Skanko?
Gaethje did something special that night, he will be forever remembered for pulling that upset of the decade where only 3 heemers in a finnish mongolian forum believed in him
they knew the fix was in
>>157432367Shitpig picked Lewis. LMFAO!
>>157432346Shavkat was too focused on traneing UFC. Never paid attention to family, wife. Was cheapskate didn't like spending money. He probably became douche when he got injured. Happens all the time in relationships. You get injured and take out anger on waifu, senpai.So yea waifu got mad and said she wanted divorce. They made up tho supposedly. She came back to him and cancelled divorce.
>>157432300I'm just not interested in getting my shit snapped because some doo from staples was overzealous
Abusing your wife and family is muslim culture thoughbeit
>>157432327Every guy youve ever liked used roids youre just mad Chael got caughtAll that other stuff id like actual receipts to because i think hes genuine AF and ive kept an eye on him for years Calling a guy who is great on the mic and attention whore is retarded, i mean sorry he doesnt pretend to be a stoic badass like that one guy from dagestan who’s name i cant spell who can crushed 20 bottom rung fighters or whatever and got worked into a seething shoot by a past his prime macgregor
>>157432367>only 3 heemersthat's blatantly false
>>157432440Yeah that’s just the guys who got the whole card right you’d need to get the original picks image
That gayass nigga kabib married and bred with his cousin.
Joe Rogan smoked a spliff and was then like, "Cock? Imma suck that!"
>>157432451>Lewis >Zahabi>Daukaus>Garcia
Notice how Georgian flags completely disappeared from /heem/...Yeah that's the Garth effect.
>>157432463
>>157432463BG (before garth), only two picks mattered, Gane and Garth, all stakes rode on these two
we cannot follow them
Ciryl Gane vs Tom Aspinall: Full Fight.You're welcome
guys the words that you say can and will become bullets
Pooatan needs to KO Hokic or something or his aura will he gone forever
>>157431005Kek. He really did say that.
De Fries > Stipe
>>157432423Chael pretended to only have one good testicle to get TRT lol dudes dishonorable and has lied several times about things.Chael used to play a character and then eventually he got consumed by it and became the character. Happens to wrestlers all the time.
>>157432412Jujitsu community has alot of douchebag types that go too hard, hurt people. Plus a ton of roiding thats worse than mma. Everyone competing in top level jujitsu is 100 percent on roids. Youre honestly better of joining an mma gym or boxing gym. My friend is in a boxing gym and does it for fun. He gets his ass beat but wear headgear, thicker gloves. Good gyms look out for their guys.
>>157432699>he's crafty and tricked the commissions!>he never breaks kayfabe!woah this guy sounds awesome
>Ketlen Vieira misses weight by 7 pounds for Cris Cyborg title fight at PFL TampaStop pretending and just embrace the Bellator spirit you bums
watching brazilian interviews with fighters. Youtube auto subs are pretty good but then out of nowhere they go to shit lol like wtf did he just say
>>157432753That’s really interesting pal
>>157432753>watching brazilian interviews with fighters. Youtube auto subs are pretty good but then out of nowhere they go to shit lol like wtf did he just say
>>157431511I think you're misunderstanding my point. I'm not talking about pure boxing for Pico, just saying his boxing is dangerous if incomplete. And that the sloppiness is due to mental mistakes, not due to some kind of mechanical ceiling. I don't think he needs to be the best boxer in his division, let alone in the UFC, to get to a title shot. He just needs to be safer and turn into more of a minute-winner with his wrestling and a jab/low kick game, which is a mental obstacle for him, not an athletic or mechanical one
Max Holloway?
>just want to knock doos out>get really good at it>get paid to knock doos out>become the champion of knocking doos out>knocking doos out president sends you on company meet and greets for retards and terminally ill children no good deed goes unpunished
>>157432847Volk's personal jobber
>>157432699>the character he played was 110 percent the person I always knew he was! youre a fucking idiot
>>157432886>what if Jamal becomes like Roy Nelson. Starts knocking out everyone at HW.Big belly means strong center of gravity which correlates to more heems.
holy shit i left for 2 hours and you cunts are still fucking talking about if Pico's boxing is good or not
Pico was caught, Allen was dominated
>>157432962stay a while youll see some bubble headed wonk nosed freaks typing the same old demented shit for months and months
What happened to Slovenia? Why hasn't xhe been on /heem/ ever since Piggry got oinked?Kinda miss the lil bugger
>>157433023One way to remedy this feeling is to have real friends in real life so you don't have to friend sinulate on an incel MMA forum.
OHHHHHHHHH! SHE'S GOT A HELL OF A CHIN!
>>157433046what da hell
>>157433046wtf is going on herestill better than the average wmma fight
>>157433046oh shit
>>157433046smdh herb
>>157433058this gave me clitty tingles
>>157432918roy "big comfy" nelson proved this, his center of gravity crushed that bitch kimbo slut
>>157432975
my pico senses are tingling
fuck you shabbo
Remember to follow my twttier bruders H K-1.
>>157433124
Clitia sisters...
>>157433177WOAH
somali type post
fights are on
there are more indians in the ufc than pakis, somalis, and jews combined.
>>157433191casual heemers are subhuman
Pakdaddies got the jeetoids oinkin again
>>157433200
islam got battered by the smallest featherweight of all time
>>157433200Us goypiglets squirt for Jdaddies in their kosher colosseum sadly
Let's be honest, Islam ran the fuck away from Ilia. It doesn't affect his legacy because Ilia got exposed but Islam ducked hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t9BPjL-scg
It's time to address the elephant in the room, are Featherweights overall better than Welterweights?
>>157433252It’s the classic case of “let someone else take care of that for me and I can claim victory”
>Cejudo vs Dvalishvili 3>Cejudo vs DeenTheGreat Kek this doo be broke
>no one wants to deal with this shit so we have all these bean stalks in welterweight and all the middleweights moving up to lhw
>>157432826Tom is capable of all this but still gets zeemed like a bitch by THE ciryl gane
If you had a cute little terrier dog, Islam would freak the fuck if you tried to bring it into his home
>>157433266Yes! This is why Ilia must move up and fight Michael Morales next, it’s the only fight to make.
Tom is capable of his retard son shitting in his shoes and not much else
girls bathroom sewer pipe goes to my mouth
>>157433334Perfect for a UFC Spain: Madrid fight night
>>157433327>Not the heckin pupperino
>>157433354UFC on the White House lawn before UFC Spain lol
>>157433379Cueta is having it's own UFC right now
>>157433437how is it
>>157433339Also of blitzing through an entire divsion faster than anyone else and making the "GOAT" retireBut yes it's probably downhill from here for Tom, he has no killer instinct and nothing to prove to people or himself like all those blacks and inbred Muslims. Basically just a lazy white kid that doesn't want to work a normal job, make some money and then chill. Many such storiesObviously an industry plant gouging his eyes out and probably being allowed to cheat in the next fight as well isn't helping
Darres is coming back to UFC next year after knee surgery. Happy to hear this, Darren after knee surgery is still a contender. People forget that he gave whittaker and ddp hard fights. Hes still a good age to compete in UFC. Should be interesting next year.https://youtu.be/qsaOPN-78y4
>>157433468he should try to compete in PFL when healthy.
my son called me banana face and now I'm plotting my get back
>>157433266Thats why people like Brazza hes honest guy you kno dis.
>>157433456shitty, mostly africans hugging spanish wmma
>>157433490UFC still has him under contract. They only freed him for boxing.
>>157433491kill his dog and feed it to him like big boss man did to al snow
>>157433296All 3 of these goofs are short term champs.Im looking at next generation. Who yall think is next middle champ outside of these 3???
>>157433521Unironically penis
>>157433339you're trying too hard
>>157433505Keep me posted on the violence
>>157433553
Reinier de Ritter Sport Milk Chocolate with Butter Biscuit & Cocoa Creme
>>157433566Your synapses are firing up.I like that
>>157433505That's a lie. It's actually the immigrant wmma getting the stick
>>157433586One could say I'm a genius to rival Machiavelli and Da Vinci combined
Yep they just shifted the timeline again. They erased Tony's win over Khabib this time. Bastards.
2027 Champs>FlWVan>BWYan>FWEvloev>LWSalkilld>WWMakhachev>MWChimaev>LHWJiri>HWGane
>>157433679So no chance for Merab to pull off a win?
imagine if this nigga beats Makhachev, all the talk about le dagestani muslim work ethic would get blown the fuck out, don't think they'd ever recover
>>157433698I would be surprised if Merab makes better adjustments than Yan in a trilogy. Petr's fight IQ is elite. Merab is good but not as smart imo
Headstrong - Trapt #np
>>157433732Morales stands way more chance of beating Macklechev by causing maximum chaos, Prates is powerful but simplistic and low output.
>>157433679>FLWYan>BWYan>FWTCity>LWTCity>WWColby>MWHokit>LHWHokit>HWHokit
>>157433755100% but prates beats morales
*ahem*pants off, I'll take you inbonerlong to take on anyoneI know that you are gayBonerstrong, we're Bonerlongpants off, I'll take you inBonerstrong to gag on anyoneI know that you are schlongAnd this is hot where you put your schlong
>>157433794
Favorite WMMA?
JUST. LIKE. THAT.
Drink up piggy, it dulls the pain!
>>157433883Seems like everyone that crosses Jon Jones lives a sad, empty life.
>>157433883This is the guy who turned Pavlovich from a berserker to a decision merchant, big Tom really is a gift to MMA
>>157433883"I want to train, I don't even enjoy it. But I want to be the best, I cant rest until I've...AHH IS THAT AN EYE POKE!? AIIIIEE I QUIT! I QUIT! AAACCCKKKKK"
>>157433968remember when Stipe mentally broke Ngannou and he was too scared to even throw a punch against Lewis
>>157434035Oh yeah
I'll never forgive DC for ducking Francis. DC would have 100% finished him.
Tomala blushes for bantu bung blastings
>>157433732Prates is going to get into alot of trouble if he becomes champ lol. Hes too much of a hooligan. Should be interesting.
>>157433883Thats why Tom is an Elite champ. Hes not a normal person. Needs to trane even on vacation. Wish Gooby was like this.
>>157434087Would've been great. Or if Gane didn't go for that fucking heel hook in r5
>>157433852I will be honest. I would fuck every single one of these several times. Even the ugly lesbian in top right. I still would. Also fun fact alot of lesbians are Bi. They like men but pretend like they don't.
>>157433776Morales is better, he beats Prates. Getting really tired of you goofs overlooking him. Morales is legit, thats why I boyd him.Everyone whats your boy'd list top 5 only:Tatsuro TairaKevin Vallejosillia TopuriaMauricio RuffyMichael Morales
>>157433883That’s funny but if you called me a piggy irl I’d punch your head off your shoulders
>>157434180Currently in the process of boying Robocop, will cancel it if he fails in heeming the potbellied floridian
>>157434125Not really Carlos seems like a chill laid back guy he just likes to party
>>157433998trying too hard
>>157434153No they aren't, and no they don't. Lesbians are pure angels who represent the highest order of chastity and sensuality. They would never sully themselves through bondage with a disgusting, decrepit male.
>>157434210more than tom did that's for sure.
>>157434214
>>157434180People aren’t overlooking Morales it’s been constant discussion of him being a bad fight for Islam. Prates is a bad fight for Morales, an equally rangy and powerful striker who’s more accurate, better defensively, better shot selection etc…
Hmmmmmm
>>157434311Will AOC attend heems when she’s madame president?
I might link my ting fromBarkin'3 a.m. in the mornin'She's callin', I'm yawnin'She's jarrin', no stallin'ama
>>157434324What a faggot hope Tom kills him
>>157434311what is she doing and is there more of it
>gives you a potential career ending injury >ey man wai you go so crazee just reelax Gane is a fucking nigger.
shaved my head and beardnext weeked ill shave my armpits and groin areafor weightcutting purposes
>>157434356Finland will report you for saying that
>>157434335You won’t like what happens in the rematch.
>>157434342Freezing eggs
>>157434324He makes a good point, it's hard to beat Gane when it comes to intellectual warfare but MMA is a different ballpark
>>157434370i can bearly post 15 minutes before the old bill are on my balls, your snitch is someone else propably a wonk
>>157434180>has more than 1 (one) boy
Chris Weidman
>>157434383It's crazy how black her eyes are, they suck you in
>That’s funny but if yoiu called me a piggy irl I’d - ACK!!!!!!
>>157434424The mestiza stare
since no one is ama it was a wonderful night
>>157434433I don’t see me in there. Like Marky Mark on 9/11 if I was there things would have gone a lot differently I can assure you that much.
GODne raped that ugly retarded tranny freak and oinked xher career into the abattoir
Genius. Greatness. Gane.
>>157434453How was it?
>>157434311fucken yum, love latinas
>>157434535Battered and Blessed.
>>157434567very pleasant b it feels good to have found my footwork again after such a tawlf 26
Gane is essentially Arsene Lupin, Tom is the Brigadier Gerard
>>157434676Glad to hear that, b. Real champs don’t quit on the stool.
>>157434755how can someone be so gay that their whole body looks gay
>>157434831makes divine look like a trucker does are patriot
>>157434831turn on your full body monitor
>>157434831you can spot a leper super easy, too, you see the disease
>>157434732mercifully all cycles can be broken as much as they can be formed with the appropriate fortitude and willingness to change said some indian bum once upon a timebeit
Such a fabulous fight tomorrow. Have your hair brushes ready sisters!
>>157429817That anon shouldn't break kayfabe, brother.
>>157434893>we fuckin' and suckin' after?>oh yeah
Had a dream about spammy heeming my meng and he ended up schaubbing all over it. Joe came in to scream>OOOOHHbit spooked
BKFC is on btw
KNUUUCK
>>157435097Iz over
>>157435017been happening a lot recently it's this dang nabbed zoomer generation with their deadpools and eric andres
>>157435158prelims are over, main card should be on.Faber's A1 is also on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvpjjqGAvTo
>>157435158fuck nvm you're right, LFA is on though
>>157435197BKFC started at 3pm/6pm and has ended.
>>157435221the card that is on still has bangers so you arent watching a dud. A1 and LFA are the move
>minor leagueswe don't watch that crap here
>>157435160Damn zoomies.. with their toktik and 6-7.
back in my day pepsi cola was still pepsi cola and you didn't need no damned veneers
weebs be watching the cartoon equivalent of icarly at the age of 38 and wonder why they're pariahs
>>157434893Are they doing the spiderman meme? Holy cringola
>>157435326nta but weebs are fairly self aware as far as subgroups go it's unironically the grok brained boomers who don't seem to get why no one wants to listen to them at family functions anymore
>>157435326actually that's a fairly bloody show about ninjas and assassins that I posted
>>157435380I prefer old people desu they own things other than wall scrolls and ear wax
>Posted 10 hours agoDead sport,Dead general,Just sayin',Don't shoot the messenger.
>>157435404>ninjas and assassins
>>157435426yeah real killers with heat in their hands unlike Garth
>>1574354241776
>>157435431>real killers
>>157435380>t.d(weeb)
>>157435436>the last time mutts used their gunskek. fitting
>>157435462…you need a tv license m8
heem tappy
>>157435462nice tacit admission you're brown zero chance a real brit would pass the chance to mention 1812
>>157435478>need cope. Just click 'no', something a mutt would never do when their money could fund bombs for .........
Luis Francischinelli is coming
>>157435506irrelevant, you'd already decided that your (their) ancestors would live vicariously through jon jones at that point.
>>157435534oh yeah you're brown
>>157435509leheckin israel m8 heh back to muh beans n bread watchin da telly early for da’ufc mum
Excited for tomorrow?
>>157435538most of england is pakistan at this point
>>157435547excited? I quit my job to watch the card tomorrow. They says to me, “we need you to work” and I says to them “fuck you”
>>157435547I'm excited spend all day flip flopping on putting $10 on Dolidze.
>>157435538>>157435543>no arguments, just seetheClassic. Why are mutts like this? Can't even keep a general going without BritGods. Pathetic.
>>157435571weak attempt at pulling frame b you're too brown!
>>157435571idk, the original mutts of america are mestizo's from the spanish conquest. *checks stats* aand the brits historically lose to mexicans/chicanos. I wouldnt be talking so much shit, odds are the average mutt poster heems your ass
>>157435561I did this with my comfy pizza delivery job and I've hated myself ever since. (3x minimum+fuel)
>>157435558Who is this faggot?
>>157435599>>157435600>muh chicanoskek. typical mutts. howling at these spic posts. The sad fact is that mutt cultures is dependent on BritGods. Simple as.
>>157435627Put some respect on his name (Gay MAGA Patriot)
>>157435641Gay is a redundant description for MAGA
>>157435627Turn your monitor off. (the average mutt)
>>157435639it's really a father/son scenario where you're passing on and we're carrying the torch but in typical boomer fashion you hate us for the glory of our youth and desire to forge our own path but hey that's life!
>>157435655It's more for emphasis, like 'very' or 'bigly'
>>157435660your own path being............kek. pathetic, more like the ashamed father.
>>157435659I’m posting on my phone dumbass
>>157435672well, golly, I didn't think the brown comment would hurt you so much I'm sorry b you can get over it now
>>157435639dependent on what? beans on fucking toast? The only place you'll see British culture is on the east coast and in small portions of society. the rest of the country has different flavors of African and Spanish influences, others aspects of eastern Europe, italian, and Scandinavian culture etc. You're just showing everyone how insanely egotistical and self centered the brits are. like i said, the average mutt poster here would heem your ass.
>>157435682>said mike hernandex as he chomps down his 15th taco of the night
weak ass thread no cap
>>157435696>Pure seetheHowling. Why can't mutts handle the bants? Don't swat me, bro.
>>157435724you know im right little guy, you're ass would be terrified if you were in a random US city. You clearly cant bang
Retiring as undisputed of this thread.
bro we geeeet it you want next OP and want the thread to hurry up
>you're i need to spell check
>>157435733>You clearly cant bang>literally 1 (one) US white in the top 10 of any division kek. get a grip, we outperform mutts in every single sport.
>>157435756>50ish ranked US ufc fighters>barely 10 britslmao, put the hookah down abdul
father son scenario hopefully not a sean lawrence strickland scenario or we might end up with another fake champ
>>157435756>Gaethje and Stricklanddidn't even have to go down the rankings, damn you can't count bro
What I do to charles haters
>>157435788>90% wogs and spicsI accept your concession, look at my original premise. In an american company none the less.
uhh, umm, brendan allen...uhh....corey sandhagen.......sean brady!
>>157435792>Can't comprehend the English language (of any)Checks out, paco.
>>157435807i thought we were all mutts? lmaoI'm going to bully the living fuck out of you once tom gets perma flushed
>>157435825>the most armed country in the history of planet of earthYou clearly won't do shit.
>>157435821I accept your concession>of anylol jeet
>>157435845>look at this photograph, every time I do, it makes me laugh
>>157435627
>>157435928You’re rooting for a black Frenchman over a White Brit oh proud mutt of Larger Israel
>>157435959Gane is the superior fighter. Tom who doesn't tuck his chin, over extends his shots, telegraphs the right, and doesn't have the cardio for five rounds? Yeah, I'm picking the superior martial artists
do NOT make it early
*enters the thread* greetings niggers
Meng time
>>157436000
>>157436034this picture is giving me a lot of uncanny valley vibes
the orange on a string landed more than tom
>>157435987Gane lost to Volkov.
Remember when Gane walked out of the arena after the Volkov rematch because he knew he lost then had to go back in because they gave him the robbery?
>>157436107volkov is legit, dude needs to fix some of his game to become a champ. He's getting old though
tom aspinall is probably sissy twerking right now with a half hard meng
Aspinall lost to Blaydes. He is not a good fighter. Gane is better.
>>157436125damn he must walk fast
Tom can still be champ but he needs to fix his bad habits. I hope eddie gave tom to top tier british boxing coaches, maybe forced him to do more cardio
>>157436179You think you’re funny?
It appears that there is a GDS episode happening amongst the usual suspects.
>>157436217It appears you’re a tranny and a nonce
It appears there is no Power Slap this evening
>>157436228monitor
seeing you fuckers forcing yourselves to meatride Gane and kiss the ground he walks on to piss off Aspinall fans amuses me to no ends. i wonder if Almeida would get the same treatment if he was still a contender.
lets look at the hw rankings and fight legit fighters
>Hokit>V. Walker>Volkov >Waldo >Spivac>Arlovski
>elbows straight to the schaubbernow this is high level mma
A1 A1
volkov exposed gane who exposed aspinall which means when volkov inevitably goes on his old man losing streak in the near future that will mark another victory for Jones in retirement
>>157436228Delusion and incoherence are symptoms of Gane Derangement Syndrome. I strongly suggest seeing a medical professional for treatment.
Volkov will be champion
Gane actually has a win over Pereira and should have a win over Francis. He’s the only real champ at Heavyweight. His resume is plainly better contextually. Tom’s best is against Sergei, the guy who got wrestle raped by washed Overeem.
i'm so civilized i read meatride as latin or greek and looked it up before realizingi don't belong hear
this dude went to mykonos to ride meat
>>157436365>i don't belong hear
>>157436364>should have a win over FrancisThat guard pull into heel hook was infuriating
gane has unironically only lost to a literal gorilla in a hotly contested bout and the single greatest gift to violence since metal smelting, Jonathan "Jon" Jones
>>157436442He was getting tuned up the first time. Face was a mess like 4 minutes in
>when
>>157436454It’s a fist fight?
What is fluffys path to victory cause I don't see it
>>157436472gane looked fresh as le daisie after the fight though
>>157436483robocop not obliterating him in the first two rounds and them cardio heeming him in the back 3
Tom > Gane. Fact.
>>157436483his only shot is being inspired from training with the sean quicksand
>>157436472Yeah and one person's face was fighting the other's fist.
tom should vacate though after all the noise he made about Jon he looks like a bit of a wet fart, if he was as good as his dad thinks he is he would win the belt back
tomorrow is one of those cards its just hard to give a shit about. especially knowing next weekend has a killer card in shanghai and perry heeming dylan danis
Jon > Tom
>>157436432It was but it was better than what Ngannou was doing. Judging in MMA is shit
>>157436516is that where are yoel is boxing are darren in a boy on boy display
>>157436516this card is lowkey a bangerton of good matchups and some real PRAWLSPECTS
tony versus yoel is fast becoming a possibility
>>157436546
>>157436529I agree but I wish he had kept it standing. Ngannou had nothing for him so why give him any chance to grapple without making him work for it himself
>>157436535yoel till is bkfc next month i dont even know the name of the promotion perrys fighting in tomorrow im just banking on that argentinian faggot finding it for me
>>157436454greatly overstating a bloodied nose
>>157436454the idea that Gane was somehow owning Aspinall in the striking is a moronic take that's solely based in the monkey brain aesthetic factor that Aspinall had a visibly bloody nose. by my count significant strikes were only 12-11 in Ganes favor leading up to the eye poke.Aspinalls face was a 'mess' solely because Gane smeared the blood across with a grazing jab, that kind of damage is almost purely cosmetic and would get wiped off by the corner between rounds.
"AGH ME ORBS" -some faggot when hes getting outstruck
>>157429825Conor will live rent free in his head for the rest of his life
>>157433833I just topped her drink off haha
