2nd test:Ban 64 vs Aus 1/30
The Thread
There Will Be Cricket
move you old cunt
fuck sake travshit dismissal champ
Test over in 2 days or 3?
islam must be stopped
Labuschagne is so bad
GONE GOTTEM FUCKOFF
Work just called they need me to go in asap
>our bowlers will save us with the bat yet againsigh, sick of these episodes
Australia collapse imminent
Come on Smudge activate your autism
kek smith is such a sperg
Australia should retire from test cricket
kek
our best two batspersons at the crease
Marnus has never been good.
>>157437196kek what a fuckwit
til
>>157437441corrr she's a proud snowbunny mate
wait what
test cricket (2-3 days)
>>157437441How did this become a "culture"? Both from a male (being ironic and retarded) and female (brainwashed) perspective.
'adult entertainers' are prostitutes right?how the fuck do you rape a prossieat most it's theft lmao
gf
>>157437592what kind of dog does she have mate?
DUI Davey not commentating this match.
smith will get out for 19
>>157437646*119:)
smith will get out for 153
>>157437592pale skin is delightful
this current aussie team is the best we'll see for at least 10 yearsdwell on that for a moment
Just woke up‘kin hell Bangladesh >you think that’s bad pakistan, hold my beer when will the next 5 day test be lads
That's it Smudge tic off.
That hit the boundary rope wtf
smudge more like pudge kek
>>157437700locked in now champ3 day test summer looms
more of a 'if you can't cook it, don't eat it' kind of guy myself
new technique?
bros cam green is really good,,,,
>>157437950sydney swans could learn a thing or two from these guys
>>157437843this but the anus a toe lol
>>157437950>DasDas it mane
my dad couldnt quite get his head around the ball wanger, always bounced me
>>157437686lmoa
we'll have a pooview thnx
gone fuck off sandpaper buddy
i dwelled on it fellathat’s pretty grim, but i think u rightwhere’s the new blood to replace the likes of labiashame, smitty and others? what’s cooking’ in the shield¿
lmao that was missingNo part was hitting
there's no one coming through for Australia meanwhile we've got a group of gays, cox, tribesthe ashes is OURS for the next 20 years
We paid Bangladesh to lose.
Why do Australian opening batsmen always take sandpaper into the bathroom?Because they love a rough opening session.
>>157438208please let this NOT be true
>>157438208who gives a fuck cumgod conquered cricket in 23all this shit is just the credits
sensing a cheeky decl nglone day test ..one day cricket yh?
>>157438263delicious cope
please dont reply to meyou stink and your country is a garbage dump. the sight of your flag makes me physically ill.thanks
>>157438214idgi
>>157438263will have some mango lassi with that copathitabla x
>>157438303>t.
>>157438303kek
Why can't any of our batspersonpeoplemen make big scores anymore?
Carey ffs
>>157437290that’s lbw + bowledAlexa, would like to see one that would lbw + hit the bat then stumps and THEN get caughttabla x
carey gets paid money to do this btw
>>157438363+ bat then going on to hit the stumps
pigsllapse
Imagine if we had batspersons who could bat
gooper gonnolly > beau webster
>>157438373luff ur work fella x
ARRRGGHHH, Save us Cam Green!
>>157434683send him back to snug
how come Australia find it so difficult to beat Bangladesh but streamrolled England last year?
lmaoA two day test
cumsisters...
>>157438419nah bangladesh will bat rest of tomorrow, scoring 350+ and then dismiss Australia for less than 150 in 4th innings winning by 50+ runs>>157438416
>>157438421ffs
ffs I was taking an australian batting order and missed 2 wicketsjust declare at this point
>>157438421this the fabled "cumgod" that finished cricket? from the looks of it the only thing he is finishing is his own nation's cricket team
>>157438373Are there any non retarded wicketkeepers that could replace him?
>>157438421Why did he panic. Most people would have smashed that slow crap with a pull shot for 4.
fark that was a nice ball
>>157438373>>157438442Played his arse off last year saving Australia and didn't get the Allan Border medal by 1 vote, so lost all motivation to try.Bazball for him now.
new to cricketaren't you supposed to hit the ball?
lmao absolute grape , the kangaroo fears the rage of the bengali tiger
F
I am so fucking sick of >our shithouse battingsofuckingsick of it
Kek this team fucken sucks. Couldn't back em to chase more than 100
Why the FUCK are they so BAD?
>MominulHow tall is this guy? Looks like a 10 year old kid from the back shot.
more of a NRL nation anyways
>>157438457beauty ngl
>>157438457think the issue there was the gap between bat and pad
>>157438429lol
Planning to go to day three, if it happens
The worst Aussie side that I've seenI reckon since I was a teen...Collapsing AGAIN,But not too shocking whenOur best batsman's Cam-fucking-Green
>>157438475why did he spend so long looking at the pitch?didn't deviate at all
>>157438483izzat offering ritual
>>157438483you seem to claim to know better than the greatest one day batsman of all time
his bat is literally in the air fucking cheatstralians
>>157438483he knew he let down a billion shitjeets :(
shoo jamboy, shoo
>64 all outAh, Bangladesh have gone back to normal
Dark as shit, can't see anything.
>>157438520Islam is already off the fieldbanglas don’t want to bat again today fella
cam green is our best player now
knew it kanglus will choke, letting nathan lyon of all people score a century against them , congratulations convicts you managed to salvage a draw in a series against bangladesh if that's any consolation kek
>>157438546trying too hard champ
>>157438513Pozzies still making hard work of it though
ARISE FOR SIR CAMERON GREEN
just think we were probably 2 bad innings away from getting green droppednow he's going to be the next captain
>>157438574based gina supporting the troops even though they're woke libcucks
>>157438208Australians don't "come through", they appear in their 30s and just enter the side and play no matter what until they retire.
I reckon the narrative is firmly on Australia's side rn (right now)
>>157437554Cucks and swingers have always been a thing, it was just kept on the downlow. Social media posting about it is super weird. Not sure about the raceplay shit, I've never met a girl into blacks.
>>157438553Absolutely
>>157438403been fun pulling the webms today lads, I'll try and be around tomorrow too but might end up at the pub
Aussies, are there ANY young players you're excited about? Any players under 25 who you think will be top international players in the future?
>bowl a team out for 60>still somehow lose the storylmao just give us the ashes now
>>157438685konstas can do it
>>157438685konstas
bangers were only elite for one test, laaaaaaaame
Cam Green has finally found a team he can do well againsthe's found his level
>>157438685Beardman, Vidler, Konstas, Weibgen, Dixonremember their names youll be seething about them in a few years
>Beardman>doesn't have a beard
>>157438907he's completely hairless beneath his eyebrows
up the wahs
they had one job
>>157438924>bumhole flag
>>157438208This lot beat England 4-1 m8 and they’re losing to Bangladesh. >we are literally never winning in Oz.
>>157438929w-why does yours look like that?
>>157438943zachy's'll look like that after his 'eekend with his uni '''''''''''mate''''''''''' in his bedsit
it's not a studio flat (bedsit)I simply wouldnt buy a bedsit
https://youtu.be/W8AqXVL-0ew?is=B8t3cDIAxVXvUqWBYep
>doesn't deny the gay sex partbased sussexer
Is that true Zachy? Are you having a young man over to the 'sit?
yeah but we're gonna sleep top and tail. two friends sharing a bed is hardly gay
>>157438685phoebe gets me excited iykwim haha
young man maybe fifteen years ago. He's a Brummy dinosaur
>>157427086/Highlights & Reports/ of Championship, round 10, day 2>Division OneHampshire 197.v Yorkshire 173. & 135/3.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cdx81yrx147ohttps://youtu.be/uGEZnYm4eMcLeicestershire 151. & 79/2.v Glamorgan 152.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c4gjnk1n0yvohttps://youtu.be/GxVtxHkkA8ASomerset 469.v Essex 158. & 59/0.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cgr7e9nwzzxohttps://youtu.be/RCaS65-WYdsSurrey 162.v Nottinghamshire 184. &147/3.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c935rdpn7lvohttps://youtu.be/IArNxGs3b84Warwickshire 161.v Sussex 156. & 84/3.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cjd47yx7ylgohttps://youtu.be/etUzZCJi6Ig>Division TwoDerbyshire 127/6.v Durham 283.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy07xqzv220ohttps://youtu.be/o-J-_qmwcCYGloucestershire 150.v Worcestershire 205/7.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ce97k35vn18ohttps://youtu.be/eBieMJXaDUALancashire 68/2.v Northamptonshire 284.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c0l536le392ohttps://youtu.be/MwRzqgM9GagMiddlesex 249.v Kent 350. & 38/2.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles//c24mer3q0rzohttps://youtu.be/2qBLbIHTpfg
/COUNTY/ Championship, round 10, day 3All streams on youtube and the ECB website, live text and radio links on the BBC Cricket page.>Division OneHampshire v Yorkshirehttps://youtu.be/9CnjAyn-s0oLeicestershire v Glamorganhttps://youtu.be/ELC7yFmeYF4Somerset v Essexhttps://youtu.be/_1rsVIYuC3MSurrey v Nottinghamshirenot waiting for these fuckers Warwickshire v Sussexhttps://youtu.be/cALmOOnvc1o>Division TwoDerbyshire v Durhamhttps://youtu.be/7ey0e3qXd1IGloucestershire v Worcestershirehttps://youtu.be/RtLqZbUhDQ8Lancashire v Northamptonshiredickless fucksMiddlesex v Kenthttps://youtu.be/xB_wCNZNKzQ
just checked the scorecard Bangladesh hanging in there
>>157439392lmao who is the fat fuck in the leicstershierehire vs glamorgan thumbnail
Bumdering in my bedsit
>I'll be 69ing my bf from birmingham later>no that's not gay and I absolutely draw the line at you calling it a bedsit!!!
husbands live from the basement while I shower
introduce him to pavement zachy ladmaybe also built to spill if he's not too much of a normie
>>157439411Rehan Ahmed
chippy lunch looms
>ynr zachy drunk rage posting at 2 in the morning about how he got cucked by a bouncer. new lows for spackybros>>157434962>>157435141
Born too late to explore the worldBorn too early to explore spaceBorn just in time to celebrate the bard century
>>157439518are you watching the saffa game later fren
I went to the Dirty Dicks pub just outside Liverpool Street Station and noticed they have a bouncer now. He didn't impede me and my friend however. Maybe we didn't look like spackers.
>>157439530Watched the wahs, watching the f1 sprint now. I want to but I might be asleep tbqhwyf
>>157439547Probably helps that you didnt try dance and grind on the bouncer like homo b
your hanglet neek friend
lmao not seen that zachy webm in a bitcan't believe it happened AGAIN irl kek
more like low test cricket
it's called test cricket because they're testing the limits of how boring they can make a sport (little do they know snooker already hold this ti- oh nvm, it's not even a sport)
reckon some /cric/ aussies should come over for the ashes next year, can all hangout
no offence but if i see any aussie here irl they'll be on the floor nursing their jaw
>>157439977all good if my misso joins us?
>>157439977You can all sleep in the same bed in zachys bedsit like a bunch of homos
>>157439977I don't understand how the average barmy army member can come over here and afford hotels and $16 schooners for 2 months without working to see England get blasted.Even on a good keep in Aus I doubt I'd be able to get more than a month off work at a time ever
i could take 2-3 months off at my current placecouldn't at my last job (tried to take 10 weeks and got declined)just find somewhere that actually values you
sinking a ghost ship
>>157440367They live utterly boring lives in between holidays. They eat only white bread and barely leave the house to save money
>>157440367Don't think most go to all the matches, the ones that do are probably retired or loaded.
>>157440562that ghost ships name? The United Kingdom
might go get 8 of your finest welsh craft beers
Try not to embarrass yourself this time mate
saffas v kiwis lets GO
Did the sword pull test at York castle museum and got certified 'king'Toothpick arms my arse
>>157444788based
>Did the sword pull test at York castle museum and got certified 'king'>Toothpick arms my arse
The way you in move It's right in time
Now that the dust has settled I think it's safe to say 'getting killed' is an autumn album
my queen pulled this kings sword last night too
>>157445936What did ol bingo wings mean by this
What does this mean?>>>/int/224116667
Rorke playing cricket
based yfo enforcerhe was seething beyond belief the last few days so needed to be btfo
did bard play today? hopefully as he's just getting back into form. what was his score, you hear me ask?
who gives a fuck about that narcissistic neek? I'll tell you - nobody/cric/ is the welsh dragon's lair and always was
Why doesn't Sebbo just whip out the ol' 'pn? Not like he's averse to using one normally
>>157446639It’s an older cric meme which a sad fat try hard paki altered to make absolutely not funny
>>157446639Everyone do > and get him permabanned
>>157447034Bard is the welsh dragon
>>157447600kek.
In fairness it’s true, he’s trying to get others to maliciously post on cric from int aka calling for an invasion.It maybe the post pitiful attempt in 4chan history but still.
>>157446639fucking lolhes going to be ropeable when he gets back in a few days
tabla for getting me banned. see u soon xwe are legion
Charles Ingram. A stain on this Nation's history.
‘chabin bla xcriggy soon yh¿>>157447850x
didnt turn on the heating once this winter
wow no heating in the 36c winter. amazing
got down to 10c a number of times mate
one of my favourite times of the year. air is still cool but the sun is out and nice and warm. probably great cricket weather.
How long until they drop Marnus?
this is probably his last gamemcdonald was talking about how he desperately needs runs after the last game
>10cpositively tropical
bet it was hot & humid in the bedsit last night
Convicts are the nigger of the world
Marnus is getting put down :x
We were slaves.
>>157450200He's going to a nice big farm in the country.
marnus will be dropped then score 175, 134, 122* and 104 for qld so they HAVE to recall him
do they serve cold toasties in heaven?
The big cam dog The Cammy winterman
cam green would bully the fuck out of cam winter
lmao why did they need to call him out like that
Really hate how Cam Green will be glazed for the next 5 years again thanks to this series and his performances
Don't get it twisted - he IS our best batsman after smudge
Nope, he is deliberately bullying his way into securing his spot again so he can lounge about and do fuck all yet again
huh that's how it works though?
Cameron Green has now outscored the entirety of Bangladesh.
I am powerless against what I cannot control
can green?
>>157450605let's hope he doesn't have a blue otherwise we'd be seeing red
remember to exam your balls /cric/
im not looking at or touching my balls. that is gay, and i am not a fag
thats gone
six seven
love me a good old toe crusher
>>157450736most painful thing in cricket
pretty sure getting hit in the cock and balls is worse m8
some people enjoy that
>some people enjoy being on the receiving end of pic related
>>157450876yes mate
>>157450908a disgusting act
BASED GAZZA SMASHING THAT BALL FOR SIX JUST LIKE HOW YOU THREW YOUR KIDS OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR SIX WHEN YOU GOT A NEW MISSUS
The Lion showing these toothless Tigers how it is done
Would be weird seeing your father (Lyon) play cricket. His kids are probably wondering why he couldn't stick around like this for them.
>>157450876
>Lyon has faced more balls than Head, Renshaw, Marnus, Carey and Webster combined GOAT
>>157450970
Being the most undperaid man in Yorkshire is fun until it's not fun anymore I don't what I have to do to channel my grandfathers energy
>>157451069yeah thats exactly what we needed, thanks josh
>>157451069fucking t20 bullshit
I am literally the most underpaid man in Yorkshire
>>157451154can you just go on universal credit or is that only for refugees
isnt lyon not said like "lion"?
https://youtu.be/25WNG0VAZJw?si=QdrJvRNJq_bmCjyHNausicaa of the valley of the wind
GONEGOTTEMFUCK OFF
sad cunt posts the same 4 things endlessly for years
>>157451332tabla x>>157450945keKkk
Anyone catch a pic of >Shadman walking off the ground?
>>157451305It is pronounced like Lee-on
HE DIDN'T EVEN PLAY A SHOT
ON HIS BIRTHDAY
HAT TRICK INCOMING
How is Starc so good lads?
>>157451069>>157451370>>157451394x
lmaotwo day testCricket Australia must be seething right now
>>157451404why do you think they started it on a saturday
>>157451419
>>157451404>two day testBeing a bit generous. It's not even going to make it to tea. Lunch is still iffy.
I think sometimes you just have to remind yourself that none of this mess you call life is your fault You walk down coney street York and you may as well be in derby I don't know what I have to do to put myself out ofu misery at this point
>>157451389good Heals support iykwim haha
>>157451495Don't know how close York is to the coast but you could always bus it there and walk into the ocean
>>157451495stfu
>>157451495You're a mess
>>157451595
I don't think I am Yorks strangling of nature and all the litter is a messI don't think I am a mess, if anything I am a pretty good influence
>>157451495stop drinking you depressing cunt
>>157451621
>>157451495You still concussed from the bouncer mate?
I'll stop drinking when you start doing 20mm max hangs you couchy hanglet neek
20mm hang is what happens between your legs
What am i going to watch tomorrow now that this match ends today?
TANZAT
>>157451822toil tomorrow
>>157451835same
new Zealand was a mistake
>>157451835I don't toil on mondaysmy toil days are tuesday through to friday
>>157451872part timer in this economy... wowee
you know things are dull when they start looking at foxray
Test cricket is dead
I run my own small business actuallyI used to work 6 day weeks but now i can comfortably run it just working 4 days
>>157451994can you hire me
Just post your resume here m8 so i can decided first okay
business idea: /cric/-run business
>>157452038just walk in and give him a firm handshake m8
I owned a medium sized logistics company and sold it for 2.8 million last year.Havent thought what to do next, havent worked for 8 months
I work 40 hours a week for 130k and have a 12k tax bill from side hustles, should kms really
>>157452127will it be run like chloe swarbricks socialist donut shop that went bankrupt?
im on the dole and got about 22k last year. on track for another 22k this year
