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Now - Demons vs Bulldogs
Bulldogs trying to rain on AFL's parade after securing the wild card match up they wanted

Later - Geelong vs Richmond
Adelaide vs GWS
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iggs
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epl in 5 hours lads
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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swans are now the underdogs
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I'm 5 drinks deep already. Hard ginger beer, 8.3% cans
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>>157438259
I want to put my penis in your cousin's vagina if you know what I mean.
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>>157438276
how is it I have more testosterone than some of these footy players
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First for at least we take up the arse with style
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keep pissing my pants when i drink
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>>157438298
That isn't normal.
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>>157438301
for you
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reminder petty cried because someone made a ya mum joke
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>>157438308
Right. And I used to be a full blown alcoholic.
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I should get into drinking
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https://www.instagram.com/tez.embesli/
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>>157438298
you could be one of the laughing old ladies in the nappie ads but you have too much pride
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>>157438236
shit dude you really need to take your meds, talk about being terminally online KEK
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new oven status: INSTALLED
tradie cost: $NULL
beer status: FLOWING
joint status: ROLLING
personal blog: ON
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Is Pickett playing with Airpods in?
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>>157438318
Why are you posting this?
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>>157438314
why did you stop
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>>157438333
>new oven status: INSTALLED
>tradie cost: $NULL
You're either a tradie or have invalidated your home insurance.
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>>157438333
better not be a gas oven mate you need a trade license for that
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>>157438337
Health and wanted to make changes in my life.
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>>157438318
corr daddy
>>157438336
corr daddy
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>>157438344
would get a loicenced tradie for gas.
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>>157438351
beta cuckold faggot
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>>157438344
>>157438351
Also need a licence for a hardwired electric oven.

It's only legal to hook up an electric oven if it's a piss weak one that plugs into a regular wall plug.
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without tradies
australia stops
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>>157438357
ding ding ding ding
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Wanna start skating again
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you just plug it in
same applies for gas -- you just plug it in
use the old hose/regulator because it still works
also the "safety" fixing brackets are bullshit and you don't need them
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>tradies want to stop me from plugging in my airfryer
kek so insecure
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When is the bi-annual /alf/ fishing trip?
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>Invalidated my home insurance and ended up starting a house fire
>But at least those tradie fucks didn't get my $150.
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>>157438372
next year
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>>157438362
yeah Australia stop producing townhouses that fall apart after the 1 year warranty period ends
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>>157438333
crispo enjoy la have a toke for me ay
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i had a look at my switchboard too, last 'skilled' tradie i had install some shit really made a mess of it in there.
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without cats
afl stops
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>>157438383
shall
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I’ve consumed such little alcohol in my life that I would feel weird after just one standard drink
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post yfw the dogs win today and carlton and collingwood both lose their wildcards
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>>157438346
faggot ass cunt, your gonna die anyway so you might as well have fun while your here
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>>157438333
junkie
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tradies fear the pilot hole
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Outside chance of an asian gf looms
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7th and 8th both finna lose to 9th and 10th kek
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>>157438410
i was at one stage but not anymore
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FOUR times?? ugh..
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>>157438433
based me if i had a high libido big titty pajeeta gf iykwim haha
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i fill like lines are blurred when you do a line out of someones arse and then they say you cant touch their arse
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Can one of you spastics stream your monitor over discord and let me watch this gay sport
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>>157438443
BUT THEY AGREED TO 3 SMACKS NOT 4 YOU CHUD
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Is the 3 slaps but not 4 just a meme or has that actually been verified as the "assault"?
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Tradies are important but the real backbone of every society are social scientists
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Pooping is disgusting when you actually think about it
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>>157438471
everyone does it
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FOUR slaps Isaac? That's insane.
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>>157438471
Just throwing out the trash for the body innit?
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>>157438478
your meant to let someone else say the insane part
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>>157438496
shut up nerd
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>>157438454
It was started by the same website that was talking about dildos the day prior.
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If I ever see Xander McGuire on the street I will spit in his untalented nepobaby face.
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>>157438508
you wouldnt do shit fuckstain
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>>157438508
right before his shadow security detail brutalize your fat fuckin arse
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I would just spit right in his ugly face.
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im within driving distance of heeneys missus
its not without the realms of possibilities i fuck her tonight
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Daily reminder to always DIY there is infinite free resources on youtube. Don't give lying tradie scum a cent, you actually don't need a license.
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>>157438512
>>157438521
toorak road maccas in 15 minutes champ
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>>157438525
>you actually don't need a license.
FOY
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Got fuck all to do this time of day
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>>157438525
this
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>>157438525
I mean you do need a license. Doesn't mean you can't just do the work.
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>>157438525
I fixed my broken eave for $20. A tradie would've been a $150 call out + a inflated rip off price. Fuck tradies
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So we're 3 days away from them announcing the All Australian team but why don't we have a squad? Are they just not gonna do a squad this year?
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>>157438498
alright mate no worries you can be selfish if you want. its your internet and theres no one else using it. just keep pretending champ.
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>>157438528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH0ckPZwLM0&list=RDbH0ckPZwLM0
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how many blokes in other teams do you reckon are pissed they've had to cancel their plans for strippers this weekend
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If my mail is right Simon Goodwin was in the rooms with the Sydney boys and supplied the drugs
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anyone else notice how desperate betting companies are this weekend? why would anyone bet on a single match. all dead rubber a
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>>157438525
I need to plaster whole wall. I am okay with plumbing (screwing, accuracy, glue). Do you rate my chances? As far as I understand:
1: remove old wall
2: put new wall up
3: nail new wall on
4: plaster side bits and middle if necessary
5: put clouster or whatever the top corner bit is called (banister? corduroy? Kligon)
plaster over whole wall to make smooth
6: paint wall

What do you think? I really value the input of tradies.
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queer queer the preds and the kikes
honour the bag by day and night
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created a xvideos account the other day
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>>157438589
yes actually
got 3 txts from sportsbet this week and never receive txts from them normally
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>>157438598
sxyprn dot net
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>>157438583
Sydney statement today said no other staff were implicated.
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swans speed run mad monday any %
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This is honestly utterly ridiculous. Guy's life is over because he slapped a stripper's ass four times instead of the three to which were expressly consented.
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>>157438607
You can avoid these situations by not doing blow, ket and hiring strippers at 4am
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>>157438613
Just like let me live.
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>>157438613
incels aren't gonna like this
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how can he slap?
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The thai gf
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>>157438618
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>>157438618
kek
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>>157438617
incels hate that stuff tho?
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>>157438592
>plaster over whole wall to make smooth
Just so I'm understanding correctly, is the wall you're putting up plasterboard?

If you're not doing anything really weird, you just tape + plaster over joins/nails and then sand them down.
Then you paint.
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>>157438607
>woman ruins a fun night by being a woman
many such cases
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>>157438579
> the writer's thinly disguised fetish
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>>157438605
>Coaches are contractors, not employees.
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pendlebury may never play for collingwood again
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>>157438577
sorry mate i lashed out to cover my embarassment. i'll use this as a learning opportunity and vow to do better and be a positive voice in the community
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>>157438635
yes it is plasterboard
ahh, just sand down joints/nails
so you don't plaster over the plaster board, just paint it (after sanding down the joints/nails)?
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>>157438647
true
>fire Goodwin immediately
>confirm no other staff involved
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>>157438648
Was smart of McRae to play him in the deadrubber.
He's cooked so by playing him and getting him injured they can have a full strength side for the finals without any guilt.
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bottom 9* bros, who are you supporting to win the flag?

*11th-18th + sydney
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>>157438648
PENDLES GREAT BLOKE
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>>157438658
Legit youtube this one.
Nothing dangerous about it like plumbing or electrical, so just take your time.

Plasterers are the cookest of cooked tradies.
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>>157438676
dees or crows
dosn man me
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>>157438379
Those were commiegook coolies. Australian tradies build quality.
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>>157438676
dockers winning a gf would be kino. fuck victorian teams and fuck victorians.
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>>157438471
God makes us poop to keep us humble
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how long until the brain injury handwringing forces AFL players to wear pads and helmets
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>AND THE YOUNG COLT
Huddo, you limp wristed faggot.
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>Sir, a fourth slap has just hit the strippers bum
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>>157438707
Dockers making the finals means it's a free win for whoever they play. The only team they've managed to beat that the MCG this year is Essendon.
In fact, they've only won TWO games in Victoria all year.
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Is the AFL gonna sperg out because they're not gonna get their Collingwood v Carlton final?
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>>157438727
We went from people getting their teeth smashed out with dildos and unsolicited finger fucking to one additional slap to an agreed upon amount. Sydney weren't winning the flag but having their entire season derailed over this is bullshit.
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>>157438734
>Smack a stripper hard enough with the additional smack that she has an asthma attack
>Throw her out into the corridor in a statue of undress instead of giving her her puffer
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>>157438727
bros this is so fucking funny
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64GB of RAM is like 1300 bucks now
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>>157438733
Dees are a fast finishing team so if they'r within four in the last quarter they're still a decent chance.
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>>157438725
The game is done. They're going to turn it into gaylick to stop the lawsuits.
>>157438734
The cult of the feminine rules this shithole
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>>157438740
they were all so drug fucked probably thought she was OD'ing
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>Hitting women is okay... just because, OKAY
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Bulldogs are playing good
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>>157438734
are you fucking surprised? laura kane is a fucking joke
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>>157438742
I'm seething I didn't build a mid range PC a couple of years ago. The outrageous hardware prices as well as technological stagnation means anything you made in the last five years will probably be good for the next 15 and hardware is likely to only get more unaffordable.
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>>157438742
Might be time to flip my PC. Games don't even bring me joy anymore anyway
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>>157438763
kek really puts things in perspective
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>>157438763
>No tattoos
She's kinda hot. Amazing what $210 gets you.
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>>157438769
She has tattoos.
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>>157438763
Goddamn I love porn
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>>157438734
and all the cunts here were frothing at the chance to end the swans season
do it on the field, not off the field, cowards
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the peemons seem to have forgotten the script that they're meant to win
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>>157438734
She had her contract breached. How would you like it if someone breached your contract?
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>>157438763
I've seen enough
JUSTICE FOR THE SYDNEY FIVE
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Wonder if that guy had to pay the surcharge.
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>>157438742
I still have 8GB RAM and a 1060 from my gaming PC I bought back in 2016
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>smellbourne
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>melbin
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weightman is a white version of the n word
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AFL has to be absolutely seething. They still managed to get their Collingwood v Carlton wold card match up after Carlton drew last week and now less than two hours later it's already gone.
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What happened to kicking in danger?
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i dont disagree it with it
but you guys realise all this leak news like it just been a 4th arseslap is damage control from the afl
the afl might be the best organisation in the the world to sow dissent and rug sweep
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>>157438742
there was so much warning that prices were going up retard
in Dec, i bought 96gb for my pc and another 64gb which i've just got sitting on my desk
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>>157438799
You've at least memtested it, right?
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>>157438797
He's playing tonight, mate.
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eating some sardines
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>>157438798
I was black pilled when it was clear during the essendon shit that they had no substantial evidence. Then demitijew flew the coup and washed his hands of it.
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>>157438763
Brown ass tongue
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>>157438799
Why you need so much?
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>>157438817
i run an open source AI model for my waifu
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>>157438798
yeah they would have political tier spin doctors on the payroll, real dark magic kabbalah types
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Why did they annulled the goal
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>>157438817
stick a 32gb ram gets you 5 slaps, a finger in the poopper and slobbie gobbie
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>all you have to do is beat injury depleted full wogs
>lose
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1 carlton mcg and 1 collingwood mcg game is better than just 1 mcg game of them playing each other
dont know why you guys thought they would rig it for carlton v collingwood and cost themselves money
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>>157438824
It was touched
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>>157438824
Fuck off we're full
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>>157438810
>when it was clear during the essendon shit that they had no substantial evidence
They literally got tipped off the night before to shred their shit.
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>>157438817
finding factors for mersenne numbers >2^1G
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>>157438830
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>>157438833
say that again
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>>157438828
>1 carlton mcg and 1 collingwood mcg game
If Dogs win Collingwood and Carlton will be 9th and 10th, neither of whom get home finals.
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>>157438829
Thanks
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>>157438843
They literally got tipped off the night before to shred their shit.
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I don't see any fat ladies around yet
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Comeback?
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> engage a service provider to render services
> service provider has explicit boundaries
> deliberately go beyond those boundaries
> now have to face consequences

Why are white men incapable of controlling themselves? Why can't they just accept they did the wrong thing and accept responsibility? Nothing more emotional and spoiled then a white man.
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>>157438833
unsubstantiated claims
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157438853
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>>157438845
idiot
it would be melb v carlton at the mcg
and collingwood v dogs at the mcg
its finals the home team is simply irrelevant
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west is a dumb manlet that looks like a baby and has a giant head
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Scott Pendlebury has played his last game
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That OSRS-like game was alright, but it was like REALLY really OSRS-like and realised I couldn't be fucked
There was another game I got in a bundle with it called 9th Dawn
that I'm having more fun with
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>>157438866
very amusing if true
that's what he gets for carrying on like a dickhead trying to make up for a bad investment
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>>157438763
nice cock
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That is such a shit kick. Certain goal missed.
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>>157438859
>it would be melb v carlton at the mcg
You're assuming Geelong beat Richmond (safe) and Adelaide beat GWS (wtf knows)
>and collingwood v dogs at the mcg
Dogs will jump the pies.
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>>157438876
i will suck you cock if both those results dont happen
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>>157438852
That's not nice. How would you like it if I called you a wetback?
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>>157438866
For the Pies. Suns apparently have an $800k offer on the table for him but it's probably more coaching/profile focused.
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>>157438880
OH NO NO NO
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oh yeah. yep, that's an injury. yep. replay that.
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selwood injures another player the dog cunt
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>That reverse angle
SNAP CITY (ACL)
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Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
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>>157438888
Nice quads
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>>157438884
Wonder if Collingwood fans will burn their gold numbered guernseys.
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>>157438894
this looks like the guy she left me for
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>>157438888
dunstall said hyperextension
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>>157438888
whomst?
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>>157438896
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>>157438894
Eyes of a man that simply cannot be trusted.
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>>157438894
>Karthus mains
In the bin.
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Lads, bailey just posted
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recommend a cider
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>>157438917
i hardly know her!
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>margin down to 15 points
>Naughton out for the 4th quarter
Big finish cumming
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wtf didn't he just go off his line by like 2 metres?
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>>157438930
Jeez imagine trying to handle those tits.
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dont send a diyer to do a tradie job
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>>157438799
Eh, I've still got 32GB and more than enough storage across various drives but it's still blackpilling. Anyway, I don't want to off-topic post too much so I'll start posting more about afl (porn, maccas and prozzies).
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>>157438930
fat slut
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>>157438917
buy a hard cider so you can mix it 50/50 with soda water
>not as sickly sweet
>get more drinks out of it
win/win
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Anthony Hudson getting real annoying today. Getting names wrong "Jared Rivers", and desperately trying to generate hype from unworthy plays. Not quite as bad as Whateley but still obnoxious af
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>>157438940
DIYers simply cannot eat meat pies and drink iced coffee
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>>157438951
but we will try our best, goddamnit
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>>157438917
hsgf used to only drink the big rekorderligs. would insist i pick her up then stop at the bottleo and buy 9 at a time
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can't imagine needing more RAM when I just play 20+ year old console games on emulators
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>>157438951
Generally shit myself if I have an iced coffee. Tradie stomachs are built differently.
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>>157438930
NAME?
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>>157438961
fategela kike
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>>157438905
>>157438906
Some Melbourne guy.
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>>157438961
Angela Bruce
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aaron naughton deserves every injury he gets he has no consideration for any other player he's a cunt
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>>157438906
Jefferson.
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>>157438880
I would be a dryback thoughbeit, since I stayed.
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this is the only RAM i need
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>>157438613
strippers need to pay rent, mate. not everyone can live at home rent free like you and the sydney swans in banepoof's head.
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lads some coon cant spell his name just posted
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lad, Kysaiah just posted
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my high school had a mexican that no one liked and a brazilian that everyone liked
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>strap knee
>don't play game out
>take strapping off 10min later
wasteful
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>>157438994
many such cases
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would hate to be a stray cat in footscray tonight
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>>157438930
JUICY
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smellbourne are RUINING the storyline
>>157438994
we had a brazillian who hung out with the weed smokers
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do fat cunt and angrysperg only attend marvel games
i cant see them today
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>Posting 3d porn piggies
>When porn websites have been blocked
lel.
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>Crows were going to finish 7th and lose to Carlton in the wild card game
>now going to finish 6th and get Sydney on their side of the draw
Crows waltzing into a prelim.
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>>157439001
or any night
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good game this
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>>157439012
that also is true
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NICE ONE HUDDO, CALLING SPARROW "SWALLOW"

FUCKING IDIOT
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>>157439004
They're still sperging out over the Butters news. Not safe to go out in public.
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MAKE IT SO
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> Graham Wright tells 3AW that Elijah Hollands hasn't returned to Carlton since the Pies game. Wright doubts Elijah will play AFL footy again
Funny how this got completely memory holed
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>>157439020
>sydney look too dangerous
>send them the honeypot stripper
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name a more over rated player then bontempelli
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>>157439022
Why are you even mentioning this? Total non-story. Wasted his last chance, nothing more needs to be said.
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>>157439020
>Expecting Geelong to lose to Tiggs at cheat ground
Why do you do this to yourself?
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>>157439028
Nick Daicos
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>>157439031
i don't get it
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Alright, I'm officially done with tipping. Don't give a crap if my friend wants me to join next year.
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>>157439031
can he post THAT???
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>>157439031
jules neale and sam draper
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>>157439031
>find the Sydney stripper in this dude's porn
>try find more of her in his vids
>it's all just him fucking trannies
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>>157439029
If he was Elisha Holland we'd be forced to wrap our arms around him
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>>157439044
a daring synthesis
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First and foremost my thoughts are with the victims - the AFL players who are being extorted by a prostitute
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How is Petty capable of playing like this and then turning to dogshit in 2/3 of the rest of the season?
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>players is near BOG when playing against your team
>useless every other game of the year
so frustrating
>>
Melbourne are pathetic.
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One woman allegedly became enraged after a man in the room slapped her buttocks four times when three had allegedly been agreed.

"They’re traumatised,” Mr Karantzis said
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buku
artie jones
jiath
amartey
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Umps will rig the dees over the line so the afl can get their pies v blues final
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That's probably it. Terrible free to give away.
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if heeney is such an uncontrollable flog that can't stop himself getting handsy with a stripper he deserves everything coming to him. zero sympathy for meathead sex pests.
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ump ball
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Guys in porn should be bald desu.
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>>157439079
lol, they've literally just done the opposite and handed the Dogs the win for a block call.
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>>157439075
I thought you guys were joking about this but it's actually real.
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>>157439075
Is the first part actually a quote from the lawyer or are you copy pasting multiple sources?
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>huddo: it's goal for goal in this last quarter
>while it was 2.0 to 0.3
Can someone shoot this fucking moron already? Seriously.
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wew
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No way. Game still alive. Good watch desu.
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>>157439075
It's the vibe
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>>157439091
guys in porn should only wear master chief helmets
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>>157439107
Huddo is reddit. We are a Dwayno general.
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THE BOONGS ARE BACK IN TOWN
>the boongs are back in town
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Nicr goal
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>>157439116
BT or bust.
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I'm söyfacing right now
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the bullfrogs are so shit kek
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>Dogs throwing it away in the last minute
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bailey fritsch strikes me as a man who is circumcised
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>>157439142
SENSATIONAL!
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>>157439150
She cute.
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Just two goals away
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Imagine not being circumcised kek
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My thoughts are NOT with the victims.
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>>157439142
DANCE STEP
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>>157439150
Sex
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>>157439142
LIKE SMELLING PEAS!
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>>157439160
>Supporting the senseless mutilation of your dick for literally no reason
What a fucking coping retard.
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I can cut off part of my manhood anytime I want. You can't do the same, mummy already made that decision for you. Poor you ):
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losing Van Rooyen just fucks the whole thing forget it now
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Oh nonononono demonsbros
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How can he slap (4 times)?
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VFL wildcardbros.....
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That's it. No Carlton v Collingwood but still two wildcards at the MCG which'll make AFL reasonably happy.
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Melbourne have too many pretenders, and Dogs have just become a scrapper team. Neither will do anything in finals.
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is huddo jacking off during this game or what
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STOP THE COUNT
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Don't worry Deebros, Adelaide will throw it away against GWS.
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First and foreskin
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Do you think when Bontempelli sits down and has a think about something that he tells people he's having a contempelli
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>>157439150
mumza, gfza and nanza's day out at the footy :3
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>>157439189
this
still bane>fred>hawthorn>>>>>>>>>anyone else for the hip
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it is
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There is genuinely no point in minnow sides like dees, dogs, north, gws, gold coast existing. Should all be folded. If you don't have fans there's no point in your club not being folded.
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>>157439176
give us a spell champ he's not that important
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>>157439204
>bigfoidy moderators
literally just faggots from reddit.
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>>157439204
it is the most disgusting and heinous thing i've heard in my 28 years of posting
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garbage for 70min then another potential kino
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>>157439207
The problem is that there isn't enough fans for 18 teams, let alone 20. Then again maybe some of our new Australians will choose one of those teams to support :)
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>you'll never guess who brad johnsons is wrapping his arms around
Uhh...
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>>157439204
Its not a debate.
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it's all so tiresome
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>>157439232
Love this.
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>>157439204
That bloke is an absolute fuckwit either way.
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>>157439232
Why would she possibly think she should have any bearing on that decision?
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>>157439243
because she thinks it was bullshit that they were banned over an ALLEGED bum slap
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>>157439243
because they apologised like a bunch of cucks to their team
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>>157439075
This is the most disgusting thing I've ever encountered in my 28 years as a lawyer.
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>>157439232
Why?
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>>157439232
huh
whether she wants them back or not she shouldn't have a say
bet she'd seethe if the afl (male) captain wanted a say if some dykes got banned for spanking strippers (male)
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Gonna do a nice crossword to clear my head
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You guys partying tonight or going to turn in early?
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>>157439256
meth mostly
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>>157439256
Gonna fiddle with my bumhole, have some dinner, and then watch a shit night of footy.
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>>157439232
naaaaaaaaaaaah
this league is over
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>>157439261
i DO NOT consent
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>>157439204
>We agreed to have sex 3 times, I went back in for a fourth and now she's claiming rape. wtf?!
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>my client was slapped on the bum 4 times instead of the agreed three. never in my three decade career have i ever seen something so abhorrent and despicable in my life...
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>>157439270
Try a food analogy next time mate
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>>157439247
They were banned for partying until 7am with drugs and strippers two weeks away from finals.
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>>157439260
Been lusting after little girls at the skatepark again you fucking pedophile?
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>>157439278
No, they were banned for being caught. Guarantee you plenty of teams do that shit they're just smart enough to keep it quiet.
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If they were being charismatic and nice they would have got away with it. Instead they lied and saided they were tradies and obviously arced up and started shit.
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Iggs, I am sorry for saying that Hawthorn would beat you by 160 points.
Please beat them.
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FUCK WILDCARD
we were robbed of another collingwood 9th
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who here /countryfooty/?
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Which of tonight's totally uninspiring match ups will you be watching? Think it has to be Crom and Gnats but expecting the GWS boys to put in a performance like they're champing at the bit to get back to the hotel for hookers and coke.
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>>157439284
>No, they were banned for being caught.
Right. No one gets banned for anything without being caught doing something. They got caught partying until 7am with drugs and strippers two weeks away from finals.
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>>157439281
it's an interesting discussion officer
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>>157439308
gws are a schizo team and will probably show up tonight and win by 5 goals
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>>157438676
sydneysissy here, I will be cheering on bane, cats, doggies and hawks to win
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>>157439284
they weren't the ones who didn't keep it quiet
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>>157439324
I guess they do that with good teams and Adelaide are technically a good team.
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>>157439308
>>157439324
IF GWS win tonight and knock Adelaide back into the wildcard rounds, 5AA will be an absolute all time revving.
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> slap a random womans bums at the shops without permission
obviously wrong
> slap a strippers bum in a hotel room without permission
nothing wrong with that

nice mental gymnastics, chuds
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>>157439334
>things go a bit overboard
>shit uhhh okay here you go love another couple hundred keep it quiet hey thanks x
>no word of it spilt
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>>157439339
She'd already given him permission to slap her bum though.
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So you have to negotiate bum slaps beforehand? Can you not put it on your tab?
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>>157439370
this is the most disgusting post i've seen in 28 years as a lawyer
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the narwhal bacons at midnight
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>red rooster just went and yanked their buy 1 get one free offer off the site a week before it was supposed to end
Well fuck, now what I do I eat? I had it all in the cart ready to order for the 8:10pm game and they just suddenly jewed the discount away without warning.
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>>157439394
this is the most disgusting thing i've seen in 28 years as a lawyer
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>>157439366
> agree to let doctor check your prostate with a finger
> he slams a full fist inside you, horrifically tearing your anus apart
but you already gave permission for one finger right
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>>157439402
Will you represent me in my case against Red Rooster?
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>>157439404
well now i have an erection
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>>157439394
You could eat my ass? It's not far off the taste of Red Rooster.
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>>157439404
false equivalency
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>>157439410
Pro bono
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>>157439420
>It's not far off the taste of Red Rooster.
How do you know this?
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>>157439433
He just shat out a big red rooter meal.
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>>157439271
all lawyers must hang
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>>157439433
Lifetime of engaging in coprophagia
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>>157439404
>food analogy
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>>157439422
Fuck you got me, great argument. I guess it's fine to touch other people's bums whenever we feel like it, I feel like such a fool
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>and then out of the goodness of my heart i gave them a discount because they said they were tradespersons
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>>157439171
Man-animal opinion disregarded.
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>>157439370
keeeeeeeek
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dads talking about buying a GWM Tank
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>>157439410
no but steven takeaway
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>>157438930
love this slut
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>>157439454
Even a coked-uut hole for rent knows you have to look after tradies
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>>157439213
You don't win finals without your spearhead forward, I knew it already but tonight proves it
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>>157439453
If you give someone permission to touch your bum at all you cannot be shocked when they do it.
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>>157439459
if he was from the other side of the barassi line it'd be a gws tank iykwim haha
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>>157439454
without tradies
australia stops
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I literally could not care less about a game than I care about this Geelong-Richmond game.
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adventure awaits
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refusing to watch the (((geelong football club)))
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>I hate lawyers. And footy. And Maccas.
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my wife will be sad tonight :'(
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Geelong need to win so they're going to just destroy the tiges
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>>157439343
>shit uhhh okay here you go love another couple hundred keep it quiet hey thanks x
They were roleplaying tradies, m8. Of course they tried to scam her.
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geelong are fucking cringe
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love you blokes
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>>157439499
kawaiiiii
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big country club geelong
strong rural linkage
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>women
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>>157439515
just slicker things
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the all australian virtue signalling team
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>>157439488
so why you watching it then
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mum says it's time to shape up or ship out
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how many tonight?
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>>157439554
Who would be the on-ballers?
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>NAB ad
>They moved on from the sauce boss with the big breasts
>Now some pajeets
wtf
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>>157439479
If she gave consent for a specific amount or type of touching and he went beyond that, he is in the wrong. How much "extra touching" is okay? Two slaps? 10? Does he have free access to her body forever? Is he now allowed to pop into the strippers and slap her arse any time he wants? Maybe he should have just controlled himself.
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>>157439454
for me, this is the most absurd detail of the whole affair
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>>157439563
7
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>>157439554
darcy moore, keiran jack and his brother, alex pearce, that one poof
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>>157439560
Because the other game doesn't start for half an hour.
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>>157439566
fuck sake
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>>157439567
Perhaps they have should formed a contract beforehand with an agreed upon amount of slaps, hopefully some legislation is put forth to prevent future incidents.
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>>157439562
what are you gonna do?
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>>157439581
Needed one of those clickers to count them out.
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i thought they pre-paid the whores over the phone?
did the scabs want povo discounts on extras?
kek poor cunts



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