The first Saturday lunchtime Premier League football of the season comes from East Yorkshire with Hull City hosting Manchester United at the MKM Stadium. Sergej Jakirovic's Tigers produced an incredible turnaround, from surviving by goal difference in 2024/25 to winning the play-off final back in May to secure a return to the top flight after a 10-year absence. Michael Carrick's Red Devils returned to European competition following the abysmal tenure of Ruben Amorim, and will want to replicate Arsenal's opening match humbling of Coventry City against another promoted side.Kick-off is at 12:30pm with coverage on TNT Sports 1.HUL: Tzolakis; Coyle (c), Ajayi, Egan, Mendy, Giles; Crooks, Slater, Belloumi, Stroud; McBurnie.>Subs: Phillips, Millar, Hjerto-Dahl, McNair, Drameh, Herrington, Targett, Dowell, Gourna-Douath.MNU: Lammens; Mazraoui, Heaven, Maguire, Shaw; Santos, Tielemans; Cunha, Fernandes (c), Dorgu; Mbeumo.>Subs: Darlow, Dalot, Martinez, Yoro, Mainoo, Lacey, Rashford, Sesko, Zirkzee.
C T I D
>>157439985yanited are BACK
what the fuck
Cunha's up front. What is Carrick thinking
kek mainoo still benched
Transchester Dilated bros....
70m bros...Why is Starboy Lenny Yorro benched??
>no strikers on the bench (basically David Akintola)Ooh eck ladsUP THE TIGERS
>>157440179He needs more time.
Just a reminder that Daves (Manchester United customer) sister was abducted in Hull by a pair of Turks, butchered up, and made into a FAT (and I mean FAT) Döner kebab
>>157440034State of that team kek
>>157440190So that's Hull back down along with Coventry then. Wonder if Ipswich have a chance.
>>157440225What do you expect from a newly promoted side?>>157440226>So that's Hull back down along with Coventry then.Hull were tipped to get relegated last year, look what happened.
>>157440145Literally and unironically started a European championship final to appease customers lol
>>157440236non-league is the same shit anywhere 2bh, doesn't matter if you're favourites or tipped to go down you're still hot dogshit
One win please
>>157440062Gelhardt, Hughes and Morita would all be starters
>>157440210Spins on a poleShe spins on a pooooleDave's sister's kebab meatShe spins on a pole
dubs and Manure get MAULED
On our way Up the fucking TIGERS
>>157440297Comfy weather
>>157440259At least you're happy to admit you haven't got the first idea what you're talking about.
>>157440297I still think it's funny that we used to live so close to one anotherEnjoy the game anyway lad. I'm full of fear for the season, but also going to enjoy it anyway after a shit ten years for the club
>>157440288/mug/chads...
>>157440297Based
what is Hull like?
>>157440309Exactly mate the entire thing is a free hit, just enjoy it
>>157440145Stop posting your fap folder here
>>157440062>Mason MountAll looks normal here
>>157440324Exactly what the name suggests
>>157440338I thought it is some chud city, but doesn't look like that from photos
>>157440324
>>157440324average shithole city but good nightout
>>157440342It's surprisingly nice. I mean, it's still shit, it's a northern English city afterall, but judging by the name you'd expect it to be like Dresden 1942
>>157440297>English weather in AugustThis is me right now
>>157440324inbreds and poles (inbreds)
>>157440370what the fuck is wrong with that grannies big red toe, it looks like an extension piece
/mug/?
>>157440386soon
>>157440379Bunion
>>157440370Mate, we've had 2+ months of your wog weather, the grey skies and rain are heavenly
>>157440144he plays the same position as tielemans so he probably won't get many league starts
Ekse!Bhuti ma yenza yenzaBhuti ma veza vezaBhuti ma thenga thengaBhuti ma spenda spendaHave sex, Ekse!Ekse!Bhuti ma yenza yenzaBhuti ma veza vezaBhuti ma thenga thengaBhuti ma spenda spendaHave sex, ekse!
>>157439985we're all in here>>157421277>>157421277>>157421277
Where can I watch the /mug/ing?
>>157440297>Escaping the drudgery of non-leagueMust be an amazing feeling
>>157439985It's been so boring without FOOTEH and without /mug/. Missed you fags
>>157440370it's been in the 30s since may and until this week hadn't rained in 3 months
All my favourite steaming sites have been seized by IP fags. Anyone got a good link?
UTT
>>157440401she cute
>>157440406mug?
Is HT slagposting still verboten by the Brighton supporting jannies?
Everyone's rooting for hull right
>>157440432fuck off agp tranny
Do it for Ian, City
Got the bags in for the footy being back
>>157440432>xochitl poster is herewe're back, boys!
>>157440443YANITED
>>157440327>>157440309Free hit is the best way to look at it but in my experience I liked football a lot less after a season in the premier league. I hadn't realised how much the whole match experience and refereeing had changed. It can really fuck up your club financially too.
>>157440443No
Carrick said Hull is a tough start
Nah I report half time slags and that autogynephile transgender that wants to be the spic actress Xochitl, I report his /TV/ threads
>>157440471based
>>157440260
something uniquely grim about hull cityfar more grim than the city itself which is already quite grim
>>157440479all the orange teams are grim
realistic predictions for Yawnited this season ?Midfield still looks lackluster unless Bruno is carrying the team again and the defense is suspect as hell.
>Spanish speakers pronounce Hull "Huy"
>>157440471Faggot
>>157440488everyone is crap so theyll probably get top 5 comfortably
corrr chippy and footie cant beat it
>>157440488they're only waiting for justin baleba to be there and be healed
watching michael carricks mighty manchester reds win on the opening day against hull in my excellent glasses
>tzolis>tzolakis
>streamfagHoly shit I forgot what american adverts are like
>>157440471>announcing a reportnot allowed
SHAGGED BY THE TIGERS
>>157440488Got them 4th in my predictions
everyone see if you can spot hullposter in the crowd shots
>>157440508will never ever understand how this is a bannable offense
kino shirts
>>157440506>scan the qr code to be told what team to support this seasonFucking hell nuke these cunts. We should never have let them broadcast it.
>>157440513grasses should be encouraged to feel shame at every possible opportunity
>new leek just before kick off umm based
Sad opening up my footie stream bookmarks and seeing how many of the sites are shut down
>>157440488real question is how good will they be in europe
PLEASE. No McMoist.
>>157440513I always get away with 'announcing sage', it's not enforced i think
>no /mug/ yetGood. You virgins are learning.
>>157440530About that...
>>157440530FUCKING SHIT FUCK CUNTI CANNOT CUNTING DEAL WITH THIS SHITHEAD AGAIN THIS FUCKING SEASON
>Karl Darlow is man u's sub keeperWtf when did this happen and more to the point why?
United are going to draw and get made fun of all day.
TNT or Sky?
>>157440488Same team with euro football = 6th.
>>157440537because altay the turkish goaltending is simply too shit to be a starting keeper when lammens needs to get rotated so they wanted someone better
Not sure about the PA guy at hull
>>157440541It's on TNT
>>157440537It's that or Onana or the ghost of Tom Heaton. You do the math(s).
>fletch and mccoistplease just let me die
>>157440532Janny's pet
>luke shaw in big 2026
>>157440544aggressively tinpot
>>157440494>>157440494Cry about it you dumb Indian simps, fuck off to /s/
>>157440543most of the squad is too shit to be starting in their positions but that doesn't stop them
mbeumo what the hell
Big Sexo injured? Fuaaark
You 'Ulllll
>>157440553go back to x
>>157440370me
i think dorgu will score
>Utd 4nd favourites to win the title
>>157440563Kino
>>157440370I went to a beach in Barcelona and was shocked at the number of topless women, it just doesn’t seem to be taboo over there
GTA 6 is a women's gamethey're also ruining footy
this will be hull's most attended game of the season
>Hull's most recent premier league match
AHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH COISTY AND FLETCHES BANTZ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THEY'RE SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! IT'S LIKE I'M ONE OF THE LADS TOO HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!FUCKING DIE
Defender was is a good spot
>>157440580I see naked people at my beaches often
>>157440532eh i got a 3 day ban once for that
>>157440582Glad those that went get to see United humiliated
is this the future of England
>>15744056767!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157440591>future
I've seen enough I'm putting £1000 on McBurnie to score today
>>157440591Looks like the present mate
>that hull's chanceleft side is sleeping again ffs
why are there 2 mbeumos is this a glitch
>>157440593
>>157440589I guess no one reported me
>>157440591species on the right?
>>157440553>nooo u can't just have white players
>>157440587Which one? If it’s blackpool they’re probably just on ket
>>157440591its the Manchester United fanbase of the present
>>157440530Och... Fletch!I was jest aboot teh say.... reminds me of me against Partick Thistle in '84
>>157440591Ma boi Saeed just got married
CAM ON TRANSCHESTER DILATED
>>157440447>Got the bags in
Tigers looking ready to POUNCE
125 days until christmas
Cheap free kicks against you every 5 minutesWelcome to the Premier League
>>157440558Sissy cope
>>157440606well fed Somali
>>157440622NEED the line from hull
>6-3-1The ultimate defense formation
where's kobbie
im not sure about heaven on the ball lads
>>157440612it's a secret ;)
>>157440584Also Sam Clucas' last Premier League match. Now playing in League Two.
they are lost without casemiro
>>157440591https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU8P0Ufwpl8What are they thinking right now?
>>157440591ET looking rough in adult years on the left
BASED hazza
>>157440584Kane spent way too much fucking time at Spurs
refball matchday 1
>>157440617Does she know it yet?
i'm getting the feeling that united are not actually back :/
I don't care for Hull's kit with the fat stripes, they need more stripes on it
Its good to see that the ref is on top form already
>>157440617Cousin I assume?
>>157440524it's a yearly tradition
United and refball, name are more iconic duo.
>>157440536>>157440585You need to be 18 to post here, you gen alpha freak
What position is Dorge playing right now?
carrick is just going to be ole part 2
SO
My trans girlfriend loves Man U!
>>157440666Reverse cowgirl
>>157440524>>157440661RIP streamed dot su and footybite dot to
>>157440658shut up and stop being mean
Yanited bros, title charge not looking good...
why'd he dodge it lmao
>>157440675anyone got a tnt stream? the pleb commentators on usa network are getting on my tits
>yanited
nice shot from dj khaled
>>157440673would the 8 years old version of you ever imagine posting that in the future?
i've seen enough BRING RASHFORD IN
Trans poonited are shit
>>157440665I've been watching football since the 90's. I don't need a friend simulator when I'm watching the footy.
good save from the united keeper
>not 5-0 up against the worst side in championship historyKEK
unitedbros...
>>157440669So finishing second after a cheating city?
the last lad who nutted in my arse down the dogging site was wearing a yantied jersey lol what a faggot
>>157440675at least you still forgot that es tee ar em dee dot link still works
>>157440691shut up you stupid fucking bird, my gf (male) is getting angry
>>157440675Vipbox seems to never die
>>157440695Liversissy...
>>157440695classic red devil high jinks
Tielemon looks like poop
>>157440580It's mostly middle aged women
>>157440684I forgot that /sp/ has better oc than 95% of boards
>>157440683freestreams-live1g dot pk
Thought United was going to draw. They're going to lose.
this is why dalot starts over mazraoui
Lammens, is he the future?
Lull
>poonited
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAASO IT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA Slovtroony crying
RAAAAAAAAAAAWR GET MAULLED
I miss onana
Hull looking better than Coventry
Feelin very /mug/ today
KEK WE'RE BACK
HULL CITY 1-0 MAN UNITED>HULL CITY 1-0 MAN UNITEDHULL CITY 1-0 MAN UNITED>HULL CITY 1-0 MAN UNITEDHULL CITY 1-0 MAN UNITED>HULL CITY 1-0 MAN UNITED
oh my days
Suge Knight fucking sucks how does brentford keep scamming thee retard clubs
Hahaha yanited are so shite
/MUG/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>MAULEDMAULED>MAULEDMAULED>MAULEDMAULED>MAULEDMAULED>MAULEDMAULED
MAULED BY THE TIGERSYOU'RE GETTING MAULED BY THE TIGERS
YOU ARE ALL GONNA HEAR ME ROOOOOOOOAR !!!!
Manure bros how do you FEEL?
>>157440709thanks, lass. I'm an Evertonfag but the site I used to stream last is dead or down
MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG
FOOTY IS DEFINITELY BACK
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LAMMENS
MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG
GET MAULED>>157440715Probably not
>>157440720IT
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSULL ULL ULL ULL ULL
I have seen enoughBring Keane and Rooney in
slovtroony in the binny
So it happened again
I thought yanited were back?
Keeper did his part. Some guy just standing around woolgathering.
>monguire's """""""reaction""""""" Lmao
>things becoming worse over this match
Trans poonited LOL
an early manure moment
Based
MUG BROS
reminder that McBurnie scored like 1 goal in 30 games in La Liga
BAHAHAHA>MAN YASHITEDBAHAHAHA
/MUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG/! :DWE. SO. BACK.
MAULED
>losing to hurr cityMugbros gonna be feasting early this season
3-0 incoming
>Manure
My nigga saaed nearly in tears already
YORKSHIRE SUPREMACY
>>157440749HAPPENED
/Mug/uire
SIHAIHA
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL /MUG/
>a goal scored, sponsored by [tinpot] constructionliterally what is this rugby league team doing in the premier league
MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG
Maybe if they sign another former manure player "legend" as manager it will be different.
Slovenia is an LGBTQ friendly country btw Kek get fucked Tran U
>hull city have never beat man united in the PLRecords being broken
Ohnononono
I’VE GOT A FEELING
YOU'RE GETTING MAULED BY THE TIGERS
Just seen Slovtroony being sucked off by Mantroony
Video of goal?
>>157440709none of the tnt streams on that are working but i'll add it to my bookmarks, thanks
>losing to fucking felinesBRING BACK FERGIE
what is wrong with this football team
black CB never again
I'VE GOT A FEELING
>>157440791Hoping to go there someday
>>157440773>hurr city
>balloumi ballooned it
Not even lucky either. Hull has just been better.
sponsored by PBS construction
Whereabouts in Hull are you lads from? Cottingham here. (Lying desu but I was a student there years ago so have a soft spot for them).
state of this defending deary me
>>157440802it's up my ass, pal
>>157440802goals.zone
>baloney
>RASHFOOORRRDD>SAVE USSSSS
United customers were so giddy yesterday. I really can't wait for the reality to set in that they've bought a bunch of average cloggers in midfield whilst everyone else has strengthened.
>>157440817north cave
>>157440767There are two types of ScottsThe ones who always carved warm weather but never had it (see McTominay) and the ones who absolutely dont function unless its 10-15 degrees and raining.
>>157440801
>>157440817uhhh the middle bit
fucking love football me
Carrick gone by Christmas. Get Rooney in as caretaker. He knows the club.
>>157440803Just go to fmhy.net nigga
>>157440831They're amazing at overrating their shit squad
>>157440767
Whose fault was it for the first goal
Would anybody be interested in /comfy/ for the PL? Can't keep up with the thread and it kinda ruins the game 2bh.
Villa scammed them with tielemans
>>157440841holy reddit
>an entire summer of “T-TIELEMANS IS GONNA CHANGE EVERYTHING LADS”>for thisCan’t believe I bought in to this absolute tinpot organization being good, never again
bro wtf is this fucking backline for utd?? why the fuck do i bother with this team???
>>157440840not even 2 games a week yet and he's falling apartUCL gonna be comical
ohhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhsometimessssssssssi get a MUG feeling
I can't decide whether Hull's sunday league looking kit is soul or soulless.
Dorgu you fucking shitter
>>157439985Oh look a literal who club shows up like its their world cup final against Man United and will never play this well again for the rest of the seasonAbsolutely pathetic
>>157440831Santos looked bang average at Chelsea, not exactly bad but he's a squad player
>>157440854looking forward to the meltdown when carrick starts playing rashford out of desperation and he just walks around doing nothing
Is soogs still sucking dick on camera or has she found god?
Why was Maguire holding his own fellow defender top kek
>Tfw you remember this Hull team finished 6th in the championship
Another season of footy, another season of /MUG/
>>157440817Beverley
>bruno fernandes you are ****what? i didn't understand
theres literally no way this yanited squad can cope with CL this season and still maintain a decent PL runthey could only manage top 4 having no europe and shitting the bed in every cup early on last season and signed fuck all over the summer
poo in loo i supparting man yoo
this united team is genuinely not gooddorgu and heaven aren't even top half quality
amorim mindbroke carricky
Reffie I'm thirsty
>trying to milk a penalty against hull city
>>157440870sometimes they sing he looks like a rat, but I couldn't tell if they were doing that here
Dorgu can't even dribble bruh
Did no one on the board see the parallels between Carrick and Ole
>>157440861RedCafe have been hyping him up as one of the best young midfielders in the world. They make up for the RAWK mentalists having gone underground.
>>157440883but he fast af doe
>>157440883b-but he scored that fluke against assna
>the river humberembarrassed yourself there fletch
mauled? to death?
AIIIIII WE CANNOT DOING THE GET MAULED BY THE BENGALI TIGERS BA SAAAAR
Time for a hydration break
>>157440885its a different board now
>>157440847Hull's fault for being too good for man u
I've seen enough Carrick out
Hahaha
if I'm getting into soccer for the first time should I root for Man U or a team like Everton
>>157440864Yeah, I'm looking forward to the second half too.
United got the most points in league in 2026, ABUs cannot deal with this fact
>leaving this guy in charge out of inertia despite literally dozens of managers available this summer
>>157440858The black square on the back is very 70s/80s
Stay hydrated, /spee/
>>157440899thank you anon
>>157440899lemons is too good for poonited
I’ve missed my /mug/ bros Did you all have a good summer?
>>157440902As an American you should support the designated plastic bandwagon American team which is Chelsea FC
>>157440906He earned his chance to be desu.
when life gives you lammens
>>157440867They conceded 66 goals as well
>>157440899state of that defence
>>157440906Which managers were available tho
>>157440913I think I'm just going to go with Everton, I like their style of soccer and I like their logo.
dorg shit
>>157440908Why can I tell this is a guy immediately
Aieeeeeee save me Rashford
>D0rgu
>kit looks nice>losesevery time
>went for a long poo>hull scoredfuck sake
eyyuwweghhh stomakinghhfun ov muhhhnchessserunitid ueughhhh
>>157440870>>157440882singing your teeth are offside
>>157440902>should I root for Man U or a team like Everton>two shit teams with deluded expectationspick your poison, if you can boo go with everton
Man U in the mud
>>157440918Amorim, Ten Hag, Kluivert
>>157440912welcome back /mug/ brother
>>157440931Funny when Hull is a completely inbred shit hole
>Those saars in the yanited end
>>157440902You should support your local
>>157440931ah thanks
>>157440902great time to bandwagon arse
My stream keeps talking about how Bruno Fernandes got the assist record last season. Does this personal triumph genuinely keep the Red Devils happy?
>>157440920They've got a spirited underdog energy and there's plenty of English lads playing for them, but they'll never win anything and the peak of their season is always winning a derby if you're okay with that
>I wonder how Yanited should attack>Have Slaphead do crossesMaybe they should have hired a real manager
Iueeegghhh leaauuvemanchissar yuneghhhed eughhhahea aloeeeone
>>157440942talking about inbred when this is the average man u plastic>>157440591
>>157440948>Does this personal triumph genuinely keep the Red Devils happy?the new yd army if so >o-our arry shared the golden boot even though we finished 8th and lost to mura-
>>157440931lmao
>sponsored by mcvities SOVL
>>157440958Theyre from london you mong
>losing to the worst team in the leagueIts over
united should hire marcelo gallardo for /copalib/ kino
huuuuuewwwse aw meeryyghht bethuuh si ingeemosuut iwwitsyypersuhhh i ehhuyygh seen on 4cvbiuelllgggh
lmao at santos appealing
>>157440945>>157440947I'm just going with the Toffees >>157440950Man U is apparently a trans Indian woman named Arpita from what I gather in the thread, plus Everton had some famous American players which is qlz.
THEY WANT OLE BACKOLE SAVE US
>>157440964Got myself some jaffa cake digestives
>>157440971Liversissy's back
>begging for a pen against the mighty hull citythe absolute state of man poo
unironically drink less without hydration breakswould have gone and got a drink, then another at half time, now i'd only have the half time drink
>>157440968>losing to the worst team in the leagueBrentford are playing later and are not likely to lose
>>157440953The Rock and Jesse Plemons are United fans?
>>157440967yes i did say the average man u plastic
>>157440959Why do paedophiles hate Man Utd so much?
>>157440975Unhealthy
>>157440841cheers, lad
>>157440902everton tim howard connection
grim
MaUlG
>>157440973trannies do love Transchester Dilated
>>157440978time for an investment
What is Dorgu even good at
>>157440989>maguire being the highest rated
>>157440695yeah, there's a good chance that lad was a poofter
>YANITED YANITED
>play for the red devils>is named HeavenAm I in Hell, or is this Heaven?
>>157440980KEK>>157440989score if you can
>>157440978dangerous that lad its 17 degrees outside
>>157440991Looks asianXhe had a good taste
>>157440989Not enough ngubus
>>157440991>Transchester Dilatedkek
>>157440975Dont talk to me
>>157440991Why do they claim to start living as their true gender and always keep all their masculine hobbies?
>>157440994his name sounds kind of like doku and he also plays in manchester
>>157440983not called boy united are they
>>157441002Jesus
listen if maguire was there that day in atlanta, it wouldn't have gone down like it did, that's all i'm gonna say
This is all big brained tactics by Carrick to get some new signings. Just like when Maresca lost to Arse in the CS.
>>157440989>Manage to deflect shot from player left completely unmarked at your far post>Proceed to be scored against by second player left completely unmarked 6 yards out>Be penalised for goal scored againstI'm honestly not sure how much of GK ratings are just vibes from the metric companies.
>>157440989where's De Ligt?
>>157441002how do you even get those shoes on, both squeezing your feet into them and also being able to actually bend down that fargrim
>>157440994were you posting those images as ops in coding generals on /g/ a few months ago?
>>157440991probably would ngl
Midtable united
New meta, Shaw to Mbuemo shades of Robertson to Salah
McBurnie is the new Vardy
lads stop making fun of us sirs my hearts can't taking it
>>157441002The special needs kids were all man united fans at school
>>157441002
IT'S /MUG/ WEEK!
Why do they call themselves the red devil's?
World Cup broke Lammens
>>157441028didn't he die? he's got some weird spine injury or something
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhHHahahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
top kek
Holy fuck bros
>>157441002I thought we had treatments for dropsy in 2026.
2 NIL AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHJAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAOH N9N ON9 NO NO NO NO NO NOMANTROONY AIEEEEEE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH>MAULEDMAULED>MAULEDMAULED>MAULEDMAULED>MAULEDMAULED>MAULEDMAULED>MAULEDMAULEDHAHAHAHAHA
>>157441044They’re communists
2-0 AHAHAHAHA
>>157441035everything about him is main character
BALEBA SAVE MEcan't wait for him to flop
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
Holy shit lmao
>>157441044is that tim fosu mensah on the right
>>1574410432 games a week. It's mug week every week.
Why did Hull remove the tiger from their kit crest? The cascading letter thing looks trash.
Blue Me is too good.
fucking hell
every corner kick or foul is a 60% goal what a circus of a team
HAHAHAHAHAA
What is WRONG with this team?
hehe
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
United are the new Spurs lmfao
soogz will never be happy
absolute mauling
Hi guysNot had a chance to check the score ir read any posts yet.United are winning comfortably I presume?Carrick is at the wheel after all.
>/MUG//MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/>/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG>/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG/MUG
>english managers in a big 6 with actual expectations
/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
Welcome to Man City that goalie
Top lull
Ngubu Mendy my son
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWHENLIFEGIVES YOU LAMMENSAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAGAGGABABABABABABABABA
SACKED IN THE MORNING
unitedbros, this was supposed to be our year...
THE BIG SCARY PREMIER LEAGUE
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKno way united score 3 goalsMAKE THE /MUG/ NOW
2-3 incoming
AHAHAHA I JUST CANT BELIEVE IT
Multiple games a week already taking its toll on United
Aieeeeeeeeee
Will the yanited customers turn up next season in the championship
Where's future Balon D'Or winner Kobbie Mainoo? I was told specifically he, Maguire and Shaw would have won England the World Cup
RAWR
OH OH OH IT'S CARRICKYOU KNOWWWWHARD TO BELIEVE IT'S NOT OLE
/mug/ bros we are so back.
'Slabhead' being fucking useless as always
This is what you get for leaving the mighty dwarf on the bench.
>Yanited defenders too busy diving to defend
It's over
checked in at redcafe
There’s always next year yanited sisters
This CB is fucking trash
/MUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG/! :D
MAULED BY THE TIGERSYOU'VE JUST BEEN MAULED BY THE TIIIIIIGERS
>Hand claw gestureK I N OINO
SET PIECE META IS STILL HERE
ROAR!
mug bros feasting
I bet Hull Anon is fucking loving this shit
>>157441118This might be the gayest fan celebration I've ever seen
Manboob united
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157440681>>157440701>>157440726where did you go you dumb faggotLOL
>>157441044
Remember United customers proclaiming Heaven and Yoro were world class
SACK CARRICK
>>157441118me bottom right
>>157441002I can tell by the floor tiles and barrier thats just outside the ticket office in manchester piccadilly train station
>>157441118lmao
MUGCHADSWE ARE SO BACK
if they subbed Cunha for a garden gnome you wouldn't even notice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgS1RFk1cU8
is mbuemo at RB?or is he too lazy to run?
ROCK BOTTOM THEY SAIDWHIPPING BOYS THEY SAIDBREAKING DERBY'S RECORD THEY SAID
>>157441118Mauled :DDDD
>>157441119It's time...... UNLEASH SIR RASHY!!!!!!!
>>157441119Jej
>>157441118zesty
>>157441152calm down son, it's only man united
Calling it now, trashford has ruined the mentality and togetherness of this team
>>157441152Calm down it's only United.
>>157441132>might
saeed tv is kino rn
What happened to sesko again?
Bruno! Save us!
Why are people freaking out, hull can still beat small clubs
imagine thinking "andre santos" was the solution to your midfield problem
Will they even learn
>>157440899>2-nil
uh oh stinky
>>157441152I'll have you know I thought you'd be respectably second from bottom with at least 2 major scalps claimed in an otherwise painful season, so you are still on for my prediction.
hahahhah hoooohoohooohobig sesko gonna score a hatty today durrrrr duhhh I'm a Manchester United retard duurrrrr durrr big sesko druruurrrr
>>157441172The super flop is now a ‘super sub’
>>157441179Beautiful
>>157441118
building your team around Patrick Dorgu is a bold move
>tesco>trashfordRedeem now carrick
if hull score 2 more they'll be top of the league above the title holders
>>157441132i like it, its so shit it riles up the opponents even more
>>157441191hullanon revealed
>not even playing 2 games a week yet
>muh humble pieI hate it when pundits go all in on the patronising bullshit.
>>157441191Me in a few years
/mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/
>>157440288cucky called it, well done
>>157441205Eat the humble pie customer, no refunds
Every time, the boom bust cycle
United in the Champions League imagine that hahaha
>>157441193Some would say foolish even
>>157441211ugly sket probably listens to drill music and lightskins
>buy PL players >get even worse
one half of football and reality has set in
>>157441205open your mouth and swallow Singh
>>157441183The second scalp will be man utd at old trafford
>>157441222bizarre post
Hull have looked way better than Ipswich did yesterday
McBurnie would improve this Man Utd side. Why are so many clubs allergic to having a proper strong number 9?
Sandro TonaliMateus FernandesMorten Hjulmand Elliott AndersonManu KonéCarlos BalebaAurélien TchouaméniAlex ScottÉdersonCrysencio SummervilleAyyoub BouaddiFelix NmechaSander BergeAntonee RobinsonOllie WatkinsJean-Philippe MatetaIliman NdiayeYan DiomandeTyler AdamsJoão GomesBruno GuimarãesEl Hadji Malick DioufDjed SpenceMatias Fernández-PardoVinícius JúniorBazoumana TouréMateus ManéEli Junior KroupiNicolò TresoldiDanny WelbeckBrian BrobbeyAngelo StillerMaxence LacroixJohan ManzambiJonathan RoweEndrickThey all SNUBbed Man UnitedAlso, Vini to Arsenal lol
>>157441220They will get grouped just like last time when they lost to Kopenhagen kek
>>157441224Scenes when Brentford play United off the pitch
>>157441209That’s me now
>>157441222keep your cuckold fantasies to yourself please
United will still win this btw. You /mug/rons always get hopes up. Just like last year (got the most points in league out of ANYBODY when Carrick joined btw).
https://youtu.be/XhBaXMXChlw?is=WXrg8j2YSWCxhDb8
>>157441211Easy tiger
>>157441227Eh, my prediction was two separate scalps so I wouldn't be surprised if they hit Chelsea for a double or something.
>>157441235Calm down he will score about 3 goals this season
>>157441235Would be if his name was M'Kbugu
I've got a feeling...
>>157441228Fucken kek
utd players just tired from the WC that's all haha
>>157441211Go get them, tiger
>>157441241Hey that’s not that bad a thing to happen
>>157441260>>157441260>>157441260>>157441260
still can't get over luke shaw starting at LB in 26/27
Does Carrick make it to Christmas?
>>157441179Is that Tielemans diving on the penalty spot?
>>157441240Stiller and Tresoldi were not approached by anyone, including Yanited tho
>>157441145
>>157441241One of the best /mug/gings to ever /mug/
EASY EASY EASY
>>157441245>>157441230here's the slags you simp for listening to arsenal fan (black) music
Why does that petplan advert feel like it's trying to be a big twist?>You think he was caring about a wife or child? TO BAD IT WAS HIS DOG
>Michael's not feeling his best at the moment.Even the razor ads dunking on Manure
>>157441269yes
>>157441224>but it did get worse
Dave melty
United have two bald bearded players and i dont know who is who.
