2 - 0 to Hull
mauled
Kek
say the line, Hull
MAN USHITED
MAULED
>Anon F.C.’s oneitis transfer target the past 7 seasons has been seen walking into Chad F.C. HQ with her agent
>MAULEDMAULED>MAULEDMAULED>MAULEDMAULED
>>157441260Just last night he said Arsenal are the only club who could stop united winning the league
>>157441289get the oven gloves on lad, time for some humble pie (hehe)
>>157441286She would be an upgrade over some of the Manchester players
GET HIM IN NOW, BLUDWE'RE MAN UNITED, WE'RE BETTER THAN THISGET THIS CARRICK FRAUD OUT MY CLUB NOW BLUD, WALLAHI
soogz already turned this shit off
HAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN MANTROOOOOOOOOOONYLOOOOOONY
SACK MICHAEL CARRICK
Can't believe the guy who got sacked by Middlesbrough wasn't the answer
Tuchel is so vindicated for leaving Maguire out of the England squad
Post some slags please lads. Post some soogs
I can't believe that untied have shaw AND dorgu in the same 11 and are losing
>>157441317
At least United fans can say they don't have to worry about playing in Europe next season too.
>>157441253Its not the goals its the outlet, defenders can't cope with him and it costs them possession and opens up spaces. Also someone who can actually win something from a cross.
>THEY WROTE US OFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPISS BOILER ACTIVATEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgS1RFk1cU8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgS1RFk1cU8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgS1RFk1cU8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgS1RFk1cU8
>>157441289The Class of 93's influence since retiring has been been worse than anything that the Glazers have done
>>157441317Mods ban all slag posting unfortunately kek
I am lost at all the talk about man utd having a chance for trophy. Like with whom??? They have no players
slavtroon ran away
xG and XThreat is pretty even, with united dominating game.If united get the same luck in 2nd half that Hull did in first then they at the very least draw the game if not win
the power of my dubs did this
Y'know what I love? It literally never ends. I keep thinking it's the end of the line for us /mug/chads, but it just keeps on going. Fucking glorious.
SAVE MEH RASHEH
>>157441335Everyone they signed is a future balon d'or candidate and everyone they sold was the problem. Same story every summer.
>>157441344
UTDTreybros...
>>157441344>luck
why do united keep signing shit players?
>>157441342I just had a tom tank to wmaf but I think I’m ready for round 2
>>157441344>luckneither goal was a fluke/deflectionwhat are you on about
it's ok rashford and mainoo will save them right?
Is this the future of England?
>>157441344The fuck is xThreat?Is that how menacing Slaphead looks at you?
>>157441292nigga you saw a random white woman and imagined a cuck fantasyget help
MAULED BY THE TIGERS
Next season for sure, Unitedbros.
guys, on what to bet in second half
Haha lads what the fuck
Heh.... alright.....*wipes blood off lip*..... nice shot, kid, but it's the end of the road for you.... you asked for it now, Hull. Let's end this little charade!You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..... let's see how you deal with THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS...
>lemons made multiple great saves>still conceded 2 goals to hull citehjoke of a club
RAWR
>Hull City lead 2-0 at the break against Manchester United, and the Tigers have up to 10 first-team players sidelined for the season opener.
so...
Not worried at all. We're just getting warmed up. Thinking at least 4 goals in the second half.
it's the most dangerous lead
Hull Anon sex arse
>that replay So it was maguire holding his team mate again for the first goal kwab
>>157441385bruno yellow
>>157441370>why does a Muslim have Muslim friendsDunno man. Weird. If you go off Liverpool YTers, they're all fat potatoes or foreigners (or both). And by foreigners, I mean actual foreigners in other countries.
feeling muggy
>>157441344I heard United are overperforming in xTroons
>Trashford coming onFUCKING KEK they've wanted him gone for years now they need in after 45 minutes against fucking Hull
>>157441370It's the present
United signed so many white players this summer
>>157441370>future
>>157441402right so what's going on here then
>>157441345Didn't take him long to learn the United way, they just need to tell him it only works in the other box.
>>157441402Why does he always defend against his own team mates in the box
>>157441402>runs right up to himshe wanted to be grabbed
>>157441386Alfie!
>/mug/ is back on the menu
>>157441419she wanted to be kidnapped but he was too beta to knock her out
>>157441289Crazy how many "experts" conveniently ignored that United played 40 games last season whereas their rivals played like 60
>Tzolis mvp yesterday>little Tzolis keeps a clean sheet todayYou're welcome PL.
>>157441410He'll change the game tbf. Out of all the players in the United side he's the one player I didn't want to see us go up against, and I've slagged him off in the past. He's just come off a fantastic season and has a major point to prove to his manager and teammates.We've got our work cut out in the second half!
>>157441315I refuse to watch adverts now until they ban that one about the granny on the train reminiscing about the time she fucked some guy in Italy before meeting her husband
>>157441422it's AI you brainless dimwit
>>157441342not into westernised asians me
KEEEEK Man United are getting rapedUP THE TIGERS!
Why is 4chan so obsessed with trannies nowadays? I swear 99% of the time I hear them mentioned is on /sp/
>>157441420That should be a straight red
>>157441408>I heard United are overperforming in xTroonsKEK SCREAMING
Bit early for /mug/ innit?
>>157441286>An exciting new prospect just informed Anon FC that they are a free agent following an unexpected departure from previous club, but will anon be able to close the deal?
>>157441439>nowadays
>>157441439because you keep posting them
>>157441439autists for some reason became completely obsessed with them (and Indians) and now they think both of them live in their walls
>>157441442um
Off topic but should I buy one of those sunflower hidden disability lanyards? I don't have any disability but apparently it just let you have early boarding on flights if you just claim you have some anxiety, don't think they're even legally supposed to ask
>>157441442Is this what yanited fans jack off to?
>>157441439transchester dilated
>>157441442Mantroony on a mad one
>>157441455>Off topic
>>157441442
KINO
>>157441342Vietnam is underrated
>>157441260They're obviously winning 3-2.
>>157441439>Why is 4chan so obsess- ACK!
What old movie should i rewatch?
>>157441439They symbolize rock bottom and thus are an obvious contemporary cultural pillar
>>157441455Got one during covid so I didn't have to wear a mask but don't know about flights sorry
>>157441442Wait are those anal beads going into the penis hole?!
>>157441442???
>>157441402of course it was
>>157441466looks zesty desu
>Rashford at United in the year of our lord 2026
>>157441455I mean I literally have a hidden disability (my leg muscles tear open as I walk, but I can walk, I just need oxy to do it) and can get disabled/handicap badges, but I've never gotten it because I've never wanted aggro from people who go>U AINT GOT NO DISAHBILLYSo I've just put up with the pain of walking more.
Haha we'll never ever be rid of Rashlingz will we
>I'm on the x im on the codeine
>>157441491Heh just give him time.
>>157441466Insanely gay IMO. If >my team concede and I have to see that I might go postal.
FOOKIN 'ELL M8 PROPER FOOTY THIS INNIT LADS
>>157441370Mina, the English rose <3
>>157441491he just needs more time
>>157441491That's Lord Sir Rashford OBE MBE BSC SSC to you
Remember muh competency lolRashy back in the team after 18 months and wearing the number 9
well he can hardly play any worse than dorgu did in that first half
>>157441479Visually, yeah, but you can buy urethral beads which are smaller... People move up if they stretch their urethra enough (wouldn't recommend it). Lots of nerve endings inside your willy, so it's an interesting feeling. Also some people go further because you can massage your prostate from the inside if you go far enough with beads/sounding toys.Again, wouldn't recommend it without researching and preparing.
>>157441498thats what makes it basedit you were on the receiving end of that chant you'd be fucking SEETHING lmao
praying the next goal comes due to trashford not tracking back
guys shush the match is starting
>>157441466RawrBased
>>157441402many such cases
>>157441489just wear a knee brace
>flopchester flopnited
the concept of “big 6” is dead
>>157441510This is you.
>>157441386Have a good day lad
>>157441510As someone who had a cystoscopy and it was literally the worst thing I've experienced in my life... Fuck that.
Cunha time wasting down 2
>>157441489>walking around is painfulI guess old people are disabled as well them
>>157441523>this is the team that yanited fans were hyped for
It's me! /Mug/-man!
>>157441451Saar
How shite is Sesko in training?
>Dorgu shite
>>157441524No, not me. My ex was into it (though it's different for women because of the clitoris) and she tried to get me into it. I did it once and went 'nope' and that was the end of it.
>first game of the season>already /mug/ time
>poonited scored 22 set piece goals last season>concede 2 set piece goals in the 1st game of the next seasonlive by the scam die by the scam
>>157441539Blech
>>157441455It will be good for you to board flights early because you will be needing to catch a flight back to India as soon as possible to return to where behaviour like that is considered acceptable.
>already deploying Striker Harry
Irish anon is going to be rich
Can't believe we're getting a day 1 /mug/ing
Rashford is stil ONLY 28 lads. Still plenty of years at united for him.
>>157441510Kill yourself
>>157441531Old people don't have their leg muscles literally tear open when they use them and require oxycodone to simply live without some pain 24/7. But yes, in some cases, old people with medical conditions are considered disabled.
Are we dreaming /mug/ sistas?
Long season ahead
I don't have access to a stream but how is Hjertø-Dahl doing?
My penis is the same as my arse - exit only
My boi Carrickz...just needed more time heh...
>>157441559See >>157441539. You do things with people you love you wouldn't on your own. Calm down dear.
Egan > Maguire
Was he right?
>>157441536Case in point
>>157441569Good bench warming so far
>>157441575what's new about man utd buying ngubus
>>157441523How would they get on in the Championship?
United's century of humiliation
>>157441572I can smell you from here format autist
Mantroonies getting so mauled that they became "tigers" xhemselves
Brent Cleminson status?
>>157441575>greasywhat did he mean by this
>>157441489I'm supposed to believe your muscles are tearing apart simply from walking, but you are such a man's man no one notices even a limp? Any other excuses to take oxy my guy?
>McBurnie injuredfuck me. our only forward
>>157441466More gay than Brighton
yanited need some maturity and someone who knows the club to be around the place but also part of the teamKind of like how Jordan Henderson was used in the England campIt's time
Not looking good, yanitedbros
Manure getting rellied
>>157441579He didn't start this game? Weird
Rashford can't be worse that Mbuemo
>>157441582>tielemans>ngubu
>>157441597still time to panic buy a replacementbetter now than later
Can he play LW?
>>157441602clearly going to get Inter
>>157441600JLingz as player-manager would get them back to their best
>>157441600jLingz and pogba would unironically save man u's season
>>157441614he can't even play his actual position
rashford to an overlapping luke shaw just like it's 2016 again.
>>157441612his mam is from the congo
N
>>157441613we made a bid for zan vipotnik at swansea but half the price they wantthree spaniards are set to come in too
This is so bad lol
Face it Tiger, you hit the Jackpot.
>>157441612a lot of people were calling tielemans the cat's meow, I think tieleman's square
sweepa keepa
>>157441614his position seems to be "wherever the fuck he wants"
>>157441626the hippo picked a passion fruit a guava and a mango
Fernandes thinks he has more aura than he has
>>157441590Go to 37:13 on the matchclock widget thingyAbsolute classic of the genre
Does the prem league even have a big 6 anymore?
HULL
The Manchester derby is going to be lit.
>>157441641thinks he's messi ducking out of 50-50s
>>157441648>>157441590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD7q17cfBB0
>>157441638Huh
Nasty transition from Hull
Carrick’s Yanited are jammy cunts.
that united midfield make mcburnie look like prime messi
>>157441321Lucy Pinder is married to Russell Martin (Leicester manager)Her all-natural boobs are bigger than ever these days even though she’s 42
>>157441614I think he can’t play this sport at all
Mcburnie flying through United's new world class midfield
>>157441670he's underrated
Spanish commentators just compared McBurnie to Garrincha kek. they have a lot of fun with the EPL.
>>157441665https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYj5o4kQsXs
>>157441648>>157441662Kek, he flipped 180
In hindsight losing the Amorim derby was a red flag that things would go south
so what's the plan now
>Getting styled on by fucking McBurnieThis is tremendous lmao
>Rashford leading the attack
Need a drink
If you ever want evidence of how clueless United customers are, remember they forced Mctominay out of the club
Did they have a minute’s silence pre-match today?
mug bros I've missed you
based and hull-pilled
bet rashford would do anything to be back in barcelona right now kek
why can't he stay onside?
That white CB at hull is a disaster waiting to happen, hes always like 5+ yards deeper than the other defenders playing everybody onside
>>157441673i wonder if he still titfucks her.
>>157441673Russel Martin went to Leicester?? LOL so that’s why they drew against Notts
Can you feel the /mug/ tonight?
Looks like Mendy wants mending haha lol
>>157441705Should've pressed harder to impress daddy Flick
Premier Leagues player of the season.
>relying on Rashford for anythingNice squad depth lmao
>>157441673>Russell Martin (Leicester manager)i sometimes forget they're in league one lol
>>157441717Yes it was a terrible appo8ntment
>>157441705sorry Rashy...pool's closed
>>157441716Her face looks a bit WALLed here
>ipswich nextit can't get worse, can it?
LE LE LE ECKS DEE XDXD MUG BROS!! LE :DD XD XD XDXD SO EBIN XD LE XDXD
I slept in /mug/bros... seal the win hull
>>157441739it can
>>157441662>We need to impose ourselves were Manchester United, weve got some of the best players in the league???
agent paddy is ONget your xochitl webms ready
>>157441751>he>heWot?
Drinks break when?
>>157441745no need to be upsetis only game
>>157441745you are seething
>>157441745ya finna seethe pal?
Genuinely physically cringed at this match
>>157441745this but unironically
>>157441321>>157441673>>157441324Someone make a new /glam/ thread over on /hr/?Celebrating the best of Page 3 girls and Nuts and Zoo magazine brings me back.Back to a time when it was the Baclaycard Premiership and you could watch real teams like Charlton, Middlesbrough, and Bolton
>Tielemans mobility
>>157441751The state of those gnashers Way to buck the stereotype
>>157441762I'm having one right now
>>157441763SO EBIN!! XD :DD XD
Say what you want about Amorim, atleast the players looked physically fit under himRight now it looks like they had no extra fitness regimen at all during preseason
>>157441751should be an introductory scene where he has grey hair no? poorly executed, 2/10 would not wobble
>England's best player and future balon d'or winner Mainoo coming onIt's over. 5-2 United.
This team turned me into an alcoholic.
SESKO SAVE UUUUUSSSSSSSSS
>Rashford and Luke Shaw in 2026reminder the had a full transfer window to sort this
>mainoo>seskosurely carrick's solved it
>>157441745*rapes you*
>paddy mcnairI remember that name...
Carrick gels his hair up like a 15 year old.
ratcliffe fired the tea ladies to fund this
>>157441763easy for you to say with 40 large in your pocket
that united shirt looks fucking shite lol
>2025-26 Carrick line upHere comes the magic
>>157441775
>>157441801always bet on MUG
Big Zirk would have had a hatty in the first half
>>157441756Hull squad worth less than what they paid for tielemens lol
Could tell Andrey Santos would be shite just from his name
Looks like it's gonna be a promising year for /MUG/
Bring on Hjertø-Dahl already
Look scorelines don't matter in pre-season, it is more about getting the system down and building fitness. I've seen some promising link ups and things should be good come the start of the league.WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS MATCHDAY ONE?
Hahaha they really welcomed Rashford back and gave him the number 9 omds
Who has the goal webms from the game?
there are two mbeumos btw and no one is saying shit about it
That's like the whole backline got substituted.
>>157441814for me it was chelsea player
>>157441814
Which part of the shit hole known as Hull are you from lads?Orchard Park myself. Everyone here is related and has extra chromosomes
>>157441782kek
>>157441841how are the kebabs?
funny when you random World Cup players turn up. that Anglo-Swede just got subbed for that shitty white Canadian winger.
>crapford
>>157441845KEKK
>>157441845I don't eat foreign food. Meat and 2 veg only. Or microwave meals from Iceland
>>157441662>from another cross! now I’m cross!He has such a way with words
AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH SO CLOSE
hull had the 4th worst defence in the championship btw
what happened to mainoo is elite?
Rashford looking the fittest out there, probably still from his Barca stintSays a lot about the drop of training standards in Manchester
>>157441856Iceland is a foreign country
>cheering the trains for the away supporters being cancelledkek
>>157441344What's the xMug score looking like?
>>157441865he just needs more time
GK: Lucy Pinder LB: Rosie Jones CB: Michelle MarshCB: Jodie MarshRB: Kitty LeaCDM: Abi TitmussCDM: ???AML: Sophie HowardCAM: ???AMR: Keeley HazellCF: Joey FisherFill in the gaps lads?
>>157441870
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>>157441856>"I don't eat foreign food">eats spanish veggies and mystery meat from a shop named after another country
Tuchel's decision to not bring Maguire was correct
>>157441870Lol
>trains back to manchester have been cancelledWAHEEEEEEEYnot that any of them are from manchester
>>157441870SOVL
>>157441870There’ll be plenty more trains back to London
>>157441868https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iceland_(supermarket)
Um I was ASSURED Labour were fixing the trains
>>157441868he might think that's where all frozen dinners come from
>>157441870Kek
How will united even cope with having more than 40 matches this season?
mbumo
>>157441876Yeah, I'd fill in most of them.
>>157441870trains to London I assume?
Hull looks comfy to me>>157441870How does that happen?
>>157441876Rhian Sugden
>>157441876Rosie Jones needs to be played in attack with that dribbling
>>157441882>>157441882and to not play Mainoo. But Indian yawnited fans commenting on England games will tell you different
Why is bongland infrastructure 3’rd world tier?
>>157441887cope
They’re just so shit.
>>157441870omds
I’m going to see Odyssey at the cinema, with a girl who seems to like me, after FT.Advice?
>>157441897British rail services are notoriously shite
YOU'VE SEEN THE TIGERS NOW FUCK OFF HOME
>>157441888Labour friends of Israel are not fixing the trains, they're ensuring compliance, status-quo and continued support of the state of Israel.
>>157441904Palmer status? Foden status? Trent status?
Maguire is larping as striker now
>>157441876Gemma Atkinson
>>157441905they've privatized everything
>>157441897This is northern england it'll have broken down
>all trains back to Manchester have been cancelledlmao
Kekkkkekekek>"You're going home in a taxi">"You're going home in a taxi"
What we watchan after this?
>>157441905The shareholders are very happy actually and that's all that matters
>>157441779Is Carrick the new Steve Bruce
TZOLAKIS TZOLAKIS TZOLAKIS
>>157441924God is a MUGbro
>>157441905Politicians see people who can’t afford a chauffeured vehicle as subhuman and won’t spend money on them
MPOONO
>>157441919Never did nudity so doesn’t count.She’s a big United fan too
>>157441888>>157441913Parliament has been in recess since Burnham took over you utter spastics
This team is cursed man
Still had Pacers around here until very recently
>>157441930Frozen 2 with daughterberg
>>157441910have fun and bee yourself :)
Good save
Hull keeper is hot hoooooly
>first game and everyone looks tired as fuck
>>157441910is theatre popcorn too expensive nowadays that you can't buy a bucket to put your willy through?
brutal mauling
>>157441905women leaders
>>157441944they've been in power for 2 years before that you fucking retard
Kinder mbuemo
>>157441930Taking a break before Tottenham or Mouyes kino
>>157441944Heh...my boy Burnlingz...
>>157441899>Rhian SugdenDisqualified from the competition due to her getting a breast reduction last yearA greater crime than that Southampton boss condoning spying last season
Lacey who???
good thing the trains to London are still on, wouldn't want the fans getting stranded
>>157441949Lol just kick it into the net, why are they just walking?
Anonymous 08/22/26(Sat)23:07:15 No.157441954▶>>157441910is theatre popcorn too expensive nowadays that you can't buy a bucket to put your willy through?>> Anonymous 08/22/26(Sat)23:07:17 No.157441955▶brutal mauling>> Anonymous 08/22/26(Sat)23:07:18 No.157441956▶>>157441905women leaders>> Anonymous 08/22/26(Sat)23:07:20 No.157441957▶>>157441944they've been in power for 2 years before that you fucking retard>> Anonymous 08/22/26(Sat)23:07:34 No.157441958▶Kinder mbuemo>> Anonymous 08/22/26(Sat)23:07:37 No.157441959▶>>157441930Taking a break before Tottenham or Mouyes kino>> Anonymous 08/22/26(Sat)23:07:40 No.157441960▶>>157441944Heh...my boy Burnlingz...
Tzolakis will be at Chelsea 12 months from now.
they took one of the mbeumos off
>>157441905overstretched and underfunded
>>157441876Lindsey Strutt is always overlookedLissy Cunningham never got as many appearances for the first XI at Nuts FC or Zoo Hotspur as she deserved
who the fuck is lacey
>>157441968Fun fact, he's a scouser
oh united, this is going to be so fun when the cl starts
>>157441916All correct to not bringing them. Tuchels mistake was not bringing Lewis Hall and Adam Wharton
>>157441910That is Yoshiko Hasegawa.
>Sekso
>mainoo
>>157441974In Strasbourg 5 minutes after signing it
Dalot getting rinsed by Liam Miller
who is Anna pigeon?
Carrick fired in January, big Peter will come in and save another top 4 finish
McBurnie MOTM
>>157441876Stacey PooleNicole Neal
>>157441984Their possible opponents >>157441602
>Hullbro spotted tiptoeing out of Hull Paragon holding a set of bolt cutters and an angle grinder
>>157441993kek, Boehlingz masterclassGonna miss that nigga when he left
Give it Kleberson til the end of the season
Hull's wage bill for the year is about £35 million
>Hull Anon found blackened and crisped after welding himself to the Manchester line
>Reading BBC page for match this morning>Nothing but positive posts>mfw seeing this shit
Why does yanited refuse to sign Big Sam to fix this mess?
>>157441999many such cases
>/mug/ is back
>>157441979WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
Hull actually looks the better team
>still banking on Maguire miracle
>>157442020you love to see it
manchester bros... we are stuck in hull today, what do we do?
>ynr Yanited hired Ralf Ragnerrick to fix things at an executive level then forced him in as manager then sacked him when he said you won’t fix any problems by just keep sacking managers every few months
Where the FUCK is the penalty for bruno?
>>157441979
>>157442015I saw a recent interview with him and he could barely talk, think he’s going to be in a home soon
>yfw Hull are top 4 this season
>>157442021we were league two shitters at the timewe needed a league two shitter badge
>>15744197947-75 Was so good
Hull legend Harry Maguire
>>157441756McBurnie WAS Prem quality all this time along, everyone else can suck a dick
imagine losing to a team waring that fucking kit
>>157442043Hull had both Maguire and Robertson and sold them for pennies
Somehow Slaphead is Yaniteds best player on the ball
>>157442028>>157442020Based
>>157442030They are the gift that won't stop giving.I predict carricklingz out by November, fuck knows which fraud replaces him but hopefully that rat Neville.
>>157442029Humiliation ritual desu
>>157442029A fate worst than death
>>157442030Worked out well for him, hes now coach of a kino Austria team
missed 2/3rds of the match, who will be the scapegoat today?
going to do the big shop after this gamemight treat myself to a pain au raisin to celebrate this result
what went wrong ratbros? why can't we assist
TZOLAKIS IS LEGIT
>>157442029What happened to the train
>>157442046Based knower
>>157442052Neville will be in the cabinet by then
>>157442043what might've been
>>157442056>got paid to leave>got proven right>got a part time jobhe can't stop winning
>>157442065true say
Might possibly consider getting out of bed
>united getting memed on by hullKwab
>>157442059the one last remaining dinner ladythe fat slag on minimum wage taking up all the clubs resources
Every pundit that shat on Hull saying they’ll finish last are gonna be very quiet today.
/mug/ is back
>+6
>holy year of 2026>ShawRashford connection is still there
>>157442071And bowen
>>157442061lidl didnt bring them this year even though they always do around late august
>>157442095We feasting
Hull have done it. The tigers have well and truly mauled these /mug/ shitters.
>>157442088*snuggles up next to you*Why would you possibly want to do that?
If yanited or spuds slipped down to the championship they’d never get back out would they?
>Many years and many different managers>Still end up with Maguire up front when things go badFucking hell they're such a grim team
So it happened again
>>157442101I must've missed the water break
>>157442030Kek that whole thing was hilarious, they hired him as a consultant then just ignored everything he said and kept driving themselves further into the ground
>>157442103Even Jake Livermore got back into the England squad as soon as he left City.
Man united are so predictable
Sesko you dum
>>157442032Alfie making a video about how completely unacceptable this is
>>157442123>>157442123>>157442123it's up.
>>157442104still a week of late august left anon, dont lose hope
>>157442108Spurs would probably cease to exist
>>157442107Need to buy something to get drunk with
>>157442106You are a lifelong Manchester United fan attempting to falsely tempt fate into gifting them 2 or 3 goals and I claim my £5
>>157442030He told them that their players were shite and they needed to spend a ton of money, and that's the last thing the Glazers (or Scrooge McBrexit) want to do.
>>157442122Why's he such a nonce
United only have to score one and then they'll be given a post-match penalty (literally never seen before nor since in the documented history of English football in all cups and all leagues)
This is simply a fluke.
Hull for europe please
CATS TIME +6
Why do some successful players immediately turn to shite the moment they sign for United?See: Tielemans, Y.
>>1574421227 things he hates about hull city FC
>>157442125Good job retard now they’re going to get 3 pens
>>157442149Toxic environment innit
>>157442109Don't forget Luke Shaw baby
Been having some casual bummings with some United fan lately. Hes gonna be extra rough later lol
>>157442134I support Man City actually lolIt's over. Hull have stomped these cunts
maguire deserves a better clubshould go back to hull
when baleba is in there we gonna cook
Zesty tiger
>>157442168Nice try Yiddo No-one supports City
>MAULEDMAULED>MAULEDMAULED>MAULEDMAULED>MAULEDMAULED
You can't call it a lucky win.
>>157442164Are you a liverpool supporter perchance?
>>157442141>post-match penalty (literally never seen before nor since in the documented history of English football in all cups and all leagues)*Apart from six years ago when United were given one at Brighton, of course
>>157442132>>157442159This is pretty normal now with all the VAR stoppages and hydration breaks and all the other woke crap
WTF IS THAT FURRY SHIT HAHA
>>157442177I do though
2 shit midfielders signed with another on the way
So gay
ROAR :3
>>157442149MUH pressure of the badge.As the anon earlier said, Rangnick came in and laid out everything wrong with the club, instead they keep just going along the same and expecting different results.
>>157442149Tielemans is a decent player, but the absolute last thing their midfield needed. Every central midfielder they have is so fucking slow. Even the young ones who shouldn't have fucked knees yet. Tango could outrun Mainoo.
inb4 half a dozen Hull players get bought and loaned out by richer clubs this week
>>157442193the tiger shit is sending me LMAO
>>157442181Sort of implied that mate but yeah probably some did forget
Legendary United striker Harry Maguire
>yellow for simulation Game's gone
It'll be OK when Mount is back
based based based
CAM ON SLABBY
SOUL 2-0 PLASTIC
imagine thinking a thatcherite chemical billionaire was going to be an improvement on successful american sports club owners
>>157441481just saw this lmao
Well well well
>>157442185(Un)ironic kino
MAULEDAULED
CAN'T PAST THE TZOLAKIS
>>157442225So he's gone after 4 games with another leg injury?
WHERE IN KINGSTON ARE YOU LADS FROM?
what a weekend for the greeks
>one of the shocks of the season Two matches in - is Ally McCoist right??
/MUG/BROS WE BACK
YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE
FT: MAULED BY THE TIGERS!FT: MAULED BY THE TIGERS!FT: MAULED BY THE TIGERS!FT: MAULED BY THE TIGERS!FT: MAULED BY THE TIGERS!
>>157442256No, Man U lost to Grimsby last season
>the furries won
>>157442256it's shocking to anybody who trusts punditsthey were saying poonited were going to challenge arsenal for the leaguebeing a MUGbro require esoteric knowledge
MAULIN' ALL OVER THE WORLD
>>157442256Nobody's shocked to see Poonited stinking up the place any more.
>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/>/mug//mug/
Up the tigers
I thought this division was meant to be harder than the championship
>>157442245POV: you are Michael Carrick hoping for a good start to his first season as Manchester United manager (you will not get a second)
YOOOOOOOOOOOOORKSHIRE
Full-TimeHULL CITY 2-0 MANCHESTER UNITED>HULL CITY 2-0 MANCHESTER UNITEDHULL CITY 2-0 MANCHESTER UNITED>HULL CITY 2-0 MANCHESTER UNITEDHULL CITY 2-0 MANCHESTER UNITED>HULL CITY 2-0 MANCHESTER UNITED
yeah we dem /mug/bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaeu_laXWLY
>>157442271united lost tho
>>157441944>t. friend of Israel
>>157442256Pundits have to constantly pander to Man U fans and play along with their delusions that Man U are a decent club
>>157441913Israel is based
>>157442345yes, I know they have already taken over cyprus and greece and bought all the property there. this isn't news.
>>157442345Based at murdering little children and corrupting our politics
>>157442365Maybe minorities like jewa and pakis are over represented in Parliament because theyre just really amazing did you ever think of that x
>>157442345
>>157442345Have you ever wondered why ISIS has never attacked Israel and instead only attacks places that causes millions of refugees to flood into europe and out of the middle east?
>>157442460also weird how ISIS got so much promotion in Western media and had sophisticated teams of video editors for their productions
>>157441370His face is just hilarious I love this guy
>>157447298ghostbusters lookin nigga
