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So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can praise Hull's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination, you name it, it all stinks. We got mauled by the tigers.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Carrick and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in last week of August. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances in the Champions League for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? #CARRICKIN or #CARRICKOUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
https://twitter.com/GNev2
https://jlingz.com
https://www.manutd.com/en/fans/iloveunited-india
https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/london
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
https://www.nationalrail.co.uk/
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This is the thread
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Klenk
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we are so back
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>yanited
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It's still Amorim's fault we are losing guys
#GGMU #fucklongtermrebuild #shortsightedtacticisbetterthanamorimslongtermdevelopment
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>>157442150
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KEK
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Attack is fine but defence and midfield are genuinely mid table tier
>Shaw-Maguire-Heaven-Mazraoui
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we back
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it's good to be back, /mug/bros
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So uh... who will be the new manager?
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>>157442123
starting off the season in good form
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The Amorimjob 4-2 mauling was a sign of things to come
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>>157442123
Holy mother of KWAB
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>>157442160
The Ghost in the Shell looks like that ?
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>>157442123
>https://www.nationalrail.co.uk/
How do I get a refund from my cancelled train? Asking for a friend
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>>157442171
She can save them
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>>157442123
oh how i miss these threads.
GLAD to be back guys
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>>157442171
Steady Eddie Howe
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>157442123
put me in the screencap for the first /mug/ of the season
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>>157442160
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WELL WELL WELL
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luv /mug/
simple as
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Can he save Manure?
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TRAINS CANCELLED KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
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>https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/london
I've never used Vivastreet, always been scared of being robbed or organ harvested. I've always stuck to established massage parlours, or, in London, Soho walkups.
Just browsed it, there are some absolutely fit fucking women on there (if the photos are to be believed). But the prices are too good to be true. It has to be all scams, right?
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>>157442194
Missed the opportunity
https://www.nationalrail.co.uk/help-and-assistance/compensation-and-refunds/
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Welcome home mugchads
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This is Harry Maguire's 8th season btw.
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MAULED MAULED MAULED MAULED
MAULED MAULED MAULED MAULED
MAULED MAULED MAULED MAULED
MAULED MAULED MAULED MAULED
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We’re back bayby
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>>157442235
Feels like 24th
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m a u l e d
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MUG IT UP BOYS
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HAHAHAHAHAH
I MISSED THIS LEAGUE SO MUCH
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Holy kwabola, and Hull seemed just as bad as they were supposed to too.
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Unironically who is gonna stop arseLEL from winning another league? United is shit. City is about to start a rebuild with most of their stars gone. >Chelshit. Spurs are spending but their manager is a well known imploded from the inside. Aston Villa? Maybe Liverpool?
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>MAULED
MAULED
>MAULED
MAULED
>MAULED
MAULED
>MAULED
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ROCKING ALL OVER THE SNEED
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KWAB POONITED
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KEEEEEK
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Face it, tiger. You just hit the jackpot.
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>>157442223
NO REFUNDS
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>>157442230
Can I get a refund on my united title dreams?
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SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
SO IT HAPPENED AGAAAAAAAAAAIN
WE CAN BLAME INJURIES
BUT IT HAPPENED AGAIN

Welcome back lads, didn't expect to be blessed with a /mug/ this early :D
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>>157442229
Been thinking about using it since adultwork now makes you give them your ID to contact the ladies
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R A W R
A
W
R
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mugbros, it's like we were never away
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>>157442261
No one.
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MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG
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CARRICK OUT
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>>157442261
don't care what she looks like if you stare into your phone and dance like a bozo you deserve the woodchipper
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Carrick making it to Christmas?
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>>157442235
This is Luke Shaw's THIRTEENTH (13th) season btw.
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*drinks deeply from the /mug/*
It’s been too long
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I assumed hull was a shithole because of the funny name but it looks ok
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RAWR
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it's out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaeu_laXWLY
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Imagine travelling to Hull with confidence of an easy first game, losing 2-0, and they start blaring Status Quo - Rocking All Over The World

Oh and you're stuck on Hull due to the trains getting cancelled

Grim existence to be a Manure customer
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HAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEEEN MANTROONY
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>>157442191
Yes, its from the new anime that directly adapts the manga, it has a scene like that too.
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GAO xD
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>>157442321
Who would even want to take the wheel? This, Chelsea and Spurs are the worst places to bomb your career
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>>157442123
RAWR
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>>157442261
Unironically who is gonna stop arseLEL from winning another league?
Hull
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>>157442334
>KING'S TOWN upon HULL
Never forget that Robinson Crusoe was marooned on an idyllic desert island with a faithful servant and still missed Hull so much that he longed to return
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>>157442123
Carrick is literally just another Ole, what were they thinking?
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>CL season
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>MAULED

/mug/ bros we're off to a KINO start
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It's good to be back
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is le big six gone?
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>>157442343
>Yes, its from the new anime that directly adapts the manga, it has a scene like that too.
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UP THE TIGERS
>UP THE TIGERS
UP THE TIGERS
>UP THE TIGERS
UP THE TIGERS
>UP THE TIGERS
UP THE TIGERS
>UP THE TIGERS
UP THE TIGERS
>UP THE TIGERS
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>>157442123
>losing to a bunch of Sheffield United rejects
kek based
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>>157442372
reffies will sort it out before the season ends
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>>157442362
Way too harsh on Ole. He got 2nd place in a stronger league and reached a European final before being sabotaged by Penaldo.
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What did he mean by this?
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>>157442223
>yanited fans
>*back* to manchester

lol, lmao even
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>>157442379
rawr
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>>157442261
no one
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>>157442350
fuck off furfag
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>>157442235
Dumb director of Earth.
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he might actually off himself this season for real
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KWAB BETTER UPDATE THAT IMAGE KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
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They won the moral battle
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/mug/bros already feasting in game week one
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>>157442413
his poor wife will get MUGd
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what the fuck was that SHIT?
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But I was told that Carrick got the most points in the league (MORE THAN ARSENAL AND CITY) since he joined!!!!!! SURELY HE IS GOOD!!!!
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>>157442420
kek
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This is my first year as a soccer fan and I decided to become a member of the /mug/ club because I fell in a rabbit hole on YouTube watching clips of old classic games and United players

Did I make a mistake?
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>>157442429
Imagine the relegation /mug/
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>Still relying on Shaw-Rashford linkup
>Still praying for Maguire Magic
I'M FALLING I'M FADING
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>>157442154
Adoring tore your merry band of shitters a new hole in preseason
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MCBURNED
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>>157442123
>be only one of two Arsenalbros at work
>rest of colleagues are poonited and liverpoo fans
>now I get to come in on monday to a bunch of sulky twats with my biggest shit-eating grin and pretend nothing happened
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>adoring
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>>157442447
>/mug/ club
Surely you're then not a United fan but want to have some modicum of friendship and interaction with morons who will stop making /mug/ when we start winning. Happened last year with all the memes of "17th Again" and then we finished 3rd. But nobody remembers that. Nobody remembers we won 41pts since Carrick joined, the most out of any club and nobody remembers we beat City AND Arsenal.
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reminder that utd would've finished bottom half of the table without set pieces last season and they were acting like arsenal were going to drop off with the new rules lmao

>>157442445
still couldn't manage 5 wins in a row with 1 game a week but arsenal finished their winning season with 5 in a row while playing UCL semi finals

levels
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>>157442447
United used to be good but those days are long gone now
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>>157442482
Without PGMOL holding Arsenal's hand they would have finished 3rd tbf.
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>>157442171
Conte
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>B-B-BUT UNITED ARE SHIT
>N-NOO THEYRE FINISHED

Statistics always revert to the mean. United were unlucky, we will be fine
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>Man Utd were incredible last year playing counter attacking football in a season the league was comically shit
>Even then they had some disaster performances and absurdly lucky calls (cunha dive?) that got them over the line
>Got called crazy when I pointed this out in the lead up to the season starting
>Predicted man u won’t make the top 5
>start off like this
Eat shit all of you who made fun of me and especially that cocksucking brit that greentext me with something like “Americans talking about football”

As an aside, my captcha asked me to find a shape that wasn’t there when rotated but was there mirrored. Don’t think ive seen that before
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>>157442495
Lol. Lmao.
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>>157442505
Bruh you lost to a team everyone pegged as finishing 20th. There hasn’t even been that much turnover since the start of last season. United just suck.
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>>157442514
I've got them finishing 12th
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>>157442123
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>>157442495
far more questionable calls went city's way but nobody watches them so you don't know that
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>>157442505
how many imaginary points do you get for imaginary goals?
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>>157442523
If that game is played 100 times united win 95 of them, thats a fact. Unlucky on set pieces
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>>157442400
kek
KEK
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>>157442424
hmm looks like United won the story
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>>157442505
looks like a clear moral victory right there. united are top of the league in the moral table. in fact, the goals conceded were merely off set pieces and we all know that doesn't really count. hull never really scored an actual goal.
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>>157442505
>marginal xg advatage against play off chancers
>"we're back!"
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>>157442424
United got 3 hypothetical points here
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>>157442505
this is just how hull shitty plays
they make you think they're shit by doing nothing all game then score blooters out of nowhere
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>>157442492
We can't go back to the halcyon days of Jlingz but now we have Mbuemlingz and Seslingz
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>>157442542
United had the 2nd most set piece goals (22) after Arsenal (25) in the league last year. Nobody mentions this because it doesn't fit the narrative that Arsenal scored more goals from open play than United did and as a %.
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>they signed carrick on a two year contract
Seriously, what the fuck were they thinking
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>>157442505
BANTER club lmao
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>>157442505
TRVTHNVKE

LIVERSISSY WONT LIKE THIS
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>>157442123
MAULED
A
U
L
E
D
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>>157442505
Let's be real, United didn't create anything that's close to real threat except for that Mbuemo one on one.
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>>157442505
>please consult the cope chart
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>>157442123
>they actually lost to hull
nah I'm dreaming, going back to sleep
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Think I'll save the match reactions for tonight, get some booze and some snacks and slowly watch the seethe. I know it won't last and United will be BACK but still.

Now only need Spurs to lose for a good weekend because of the O'Hara seethe (also Yummy a cute).
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>>157442495
>United customers having the audacity to complain about refs
lol, lmao even!
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>>157442123
>https://www.nationalrail.co.uk/
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>>157442424
Remember last season when they were convinced the league was theirs after they spent £60m each on mbueno, sesko and cunha just to lose their first game against Arsenal, then said they were just unlucky and they should’ve won based on xg, then got knocked out in the efl cup by grimsby? That was funny
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>making it this early
Hull away was the toughest fixture in the Championship last season and they got it over with week 1
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Shit is genuinely so fucking funny. They're being managed by a man who's only experience was being sacked by Middlesborough what did you expect? Why do they ALWAYS think they've turned the corner only to STILL BE PLAYING FUCKING MAGUIRE AS A MAKESHIFT CENTRE FORWARD OUT OF DESPERATION HAHAHAHA.

The first game of the fucking season. Shaw and Rashford STILL there. Rashford started under LVG ffs.
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>>157442505
>united didn't really lose
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>>157442505
get mauled
>>157441466
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i love /mug/ lads
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>>157442505
while your point in general is fair, a 0.6 delta in xG isn't good enough against the team with the lowest squad value in the league. You have neither a result, nor a moral victory, nor an encouraging data point for the mean reversion stats nerds. Still probably wouldn't get worked up about a single match, but this is unequivocally bad with no silver lining.
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>>157442505
see
>>157442586
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Please, God, make them draw Bayern on the ucl.
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United lost to Arsenal last season in their opening game but still finished 3rd. We'll be fine.
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Ethically they were winners, and that should be celebrated.
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Rashford proved that EPL>La Liga
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finished sixth (6th) in the championship btw
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>>157442585
Lmao United customers stuck in Hull. Locals buzzing off them whichever pub they try to hide in.
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>>157442621
>celebrating 3rd
/mug/gers have won the war
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>>157442343
Why does it need to exist? The one from 2002 is fantastic and looks better
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>that annoying Jew Goldstein is going to get roasted to hell and back on Talksport
it just gets better
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>>157442623
This doesn't need proving
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>>157442123
Trains home cancelled i'm afraid Man Troony
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>>157442586
Kek, the absolute BANTER club of this era.
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>>157442505
Bro they had 96 minutes to score a goal against this joke of a team and they weren't able to do it. The 2 goals suffered are kinda wtv, that happens sometimes. But not scoring with those metrics? Big yikes.
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>>157442635
If they go into town it'll be Ebenezer or the Wetherspoons
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Does getting 3rd in the league come with a bronze trophy or?
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>>157442622
they won the moral victory
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>>157442123
>/mug/ on match day 1 to newly promoted team
we are so back
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Carrick saying how hard it is to play a newly promoted team
You're Manager of Man Utd, fella
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>>157442123
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>>157442720
They sold it so they could buy more shit players.
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>>157442720
It gets them into the champions league, where they’ll finish bottom of their group, and CL appearance money, which they’ll waste turning quality players into shitters
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Watching Ipswich to predict United chances for next week clash
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lol. Lmao even. Haha. Hehe. ROFL.
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>>157442720
No you win the prestigious "get to play and get knocked out of the champions league" trophy. It's VERY prestigious in this league.
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>>157442736
Not only were they newly promoted, they finished 6th in the championship lmao
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Bros, we are back. I missed you so much.
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It do be like dat doe
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>>157442687
Hopefully we'll get some pics of them on social media.
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Why does United always play down to their competition and refuse to sign better players instead of bargain hunting other club’s scraps? This has gone on since Alex retired.
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>>157442836
down?
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>>157442843
On paper they should be easily better than Hull
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>>157442762
RIP LEL.
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>>157442123
I genuinely can't tell if any anons here are actual United supporters or United haters in these threads
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>>157442858
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>>157442858
Both, and i just got testicular torsion
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>>157442836
I wouldn't say United have been bargain hunting since Purple Alex left. Wasting enormous sums on overrated ngubus with shit attitudes is a better description.
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>>157442858
We are /mug/ supporters. We transcend the mere fandom-hatred binary.
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>>157442869
Are you my Walter Ferreti brother?
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mug is for fans and abus. we all love to talk about how shit united is
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>>157442858
Man Utd supporter and they're pathetic
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>>157442836
> bargain hunting other club’s scraps
That’s the thing though, if they actually did this their struggles would be more understandable (or at least fixable) but they spend huge amounts of money on their league rivals’ best players.
Maguire, Mbuemo, Cunha and Tielemans all had great seasons before they joined and United turned them to shit
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>>157442887
not me sorry hope you find him :)
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>>157442858
which posts confuse you?
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United were actually lucky that Bruno Fernandes had rejected the contract extension proposal
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>>157442904
To be fair it did originate from actual Man United fans (used to be the ABU bunker)
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>>157442836
Paying for scraps at maximum inflation i may add
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>>157442941
Wasn’t it originally made by that Slovak who was the ultimate ABU? Don’t know what happened to him, must’ve died from a dopamine overdose at some point
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>>157442973
Wasn't he a ABL?
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>>157442973
Nah I think it was from the poster that was pretending to be "Ellie", the "girl" that did those comics.
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>>157442973
Yeah, that Slovak started these threads. He was a Juvefag, so he also made threads shitting on Pogba after he left Juve for Man Utd.
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>>157442608
100%. Also worth pointing out that there are xG models that have the xG difference as low as 0.25 like pic related. When you take into consideration how game state affects xG (Hull defending a 2-goal lead for 60 minutes invariably means they will have sat off more than they ordinarily would have to protect the lead), the data should actually be setting off alarm bells.
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>muh chips
>BOSS
>jlingz
>ole's at the wheel
>mug
has any club ever produced as many spee memes as manure
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>>157443056
how have i not ever seen this? LMAO
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>>157443052
>degay
>moyes
>mouyes
truly the banter club
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>>157443052
>moyes
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Didn't watch the game, how did Rashford go?
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>>157443052
>Moyes
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>>157442123
KWABs
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>>157442123
>https://www.nationalrail.co.uk/
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>>157443052
Did you see that score Jay?
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>>157442505
>Statistics always revert to the mean.
So the next time they play Hull away on August 22nd 2026 they will probably win?
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>>157442123
Premier League started already?
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>>157442858
40y/o, former-lifelong ABU, reformed to focus to ABL and praying for Spurs' relegation.
I can't hate United any more, there's no malice against them left inside me, but when I watch a match or just see the scoreline, I still seek out /mug/ for the grin.
It's all equal to me. The good and the bad, the highs and the lows, the slab 'ed goals and the calamitous signings like Onana, floundering under Amorim and resurging with Carrick, the victory against Arsenal and the loss against Grimsby.
/mug/ is a rollercoaster just gotta ride it.
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>>157442858
>He doesn't larp was both sides
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>>157443201
it's already over
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What a way to come back.
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>>157443211
This
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>>157443212
So true brother,so true
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When Maguire is out best defender, midfielder, winger and striker you know it's a bad day
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>>157443121
>48th new manager new start for our boy....remember he was world class for 5 minutes once, he will come good
>benched immediately
>second half sub because we're behind
>classic trashford performance (does nothing)
>why have we not unloaded this guy yet
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>>157443047
Is he actually going to give up at some point? They're gonna have CL which means probably more draws and losses. I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if he goes another year.
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Hull City fan here

United are an absolute disaster and those midfield signings they've made are going to be historically dogshit - there were multiple times in the match where a loose ball went into the midfield and no United player even made an attempt to run for it, one time Coyle managed to win a free ball in the middle from the right side, utterly lazy fuckers and compared to Slater & Tree they might as well have been playing in concrete boots

Dorgu playing as a left winger was genuinely pants on head retarded, and you could just tell he hasn't got an attacking mindset whatsoever - I've seen United fans complain about Luke Shaw being crap so why not play Dorgu at LB and then put Rashford up front?

Worst bit for United though was the complete lack of a focal point in the attack - what's the point in crossing the ball 39 times if you're going to have fucking nobody in there attacking it? Sesko was absolutely invisible when he came on and having Big H playing makeshift striker was hilarious

I did like that Tree in the post-match interview with TNT said he enjoyed that United were absolutely predictable and changed nothing about the gameplan whatsoever

Performance reminded me of Boro-era Carrick and he was a complete failure there
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>>157443052
>moyes
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>>157443265
he's an attention whore he'll do it until his hair gets caught in machinery and rips his scalp off
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>>157442171
that douche that was just fired from the german national team
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lel

https://x.com/TheAthleticFC/status/2091150056816623923
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>>157443265
Depends of the rivals, they can get some shit team from eastern Europe and let's say PSV home. Should be 2 easy Ws, easier than any EPL team.
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I'M FUMING
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will United even finish in the top 10 with the added weight of European games ?
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groly groly manu uniter
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>>157443255
I guess he will start their next game
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must-see TV next year
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>>157443255
ME OWN FOOKIN CLUB
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>>157443437
Idk but Carrick will probably be sacked before the new year.
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>>157443437
No
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>>157442505
Cope
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bet on carrick sacked by christmas

free money
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>>157442123
I missed you so fucking much, /mug/bros...
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>>157442123
WE ARE SO BACK!!
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>>157443504
groly to sir alan freguson
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>>157442836
They've been buying the biggest names who would be willing to join the whole time. The two problems with that has been actually good players not wanting to go there, and too many overrated shitters they are signing for name rather than ability.
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>>157442505
>le xG metric
utter woke nonesense
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poonited are nothing without clutchemiro
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>>157442123
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>>157442580
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>>157443662
You need more?
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>>157442621
>lost to Arsenal
>finished below Arsenal

How does this tell you anything
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>>157442649
I don't think he even supports United. The guy didn't even know Baleba was injured talking about throwing in against Hull. Other nonsense. I think he was told he has to support United because Cundy is Chelsea, O'Hara is Spurs, Bent is Arsenal.... Dunno who is Liverpool.
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>>157443052
>mo6es was 666 years ago
Time flies when you /mug/.
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>>157443805
If our owners actually spent properly we would be fine.
>b-b-but you've spent as much as City in 10 years haha
And they bought shite, it doesn't matter.
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>>157443052
Nothing will ever top the OG >Moyes season
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>>157443822
nobody good wants to join a sinking ship and the fanbase loses their shit if they buy players they don't know

if utd had bought tzolis they'd be organizing protests
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>>157443434
where to get a fuming gf
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>>157442858
I'm a lifelong Jlingz bro
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>>157443879
norf
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that /mug/ feel is already back
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>>157442858
I don't support them or hate them, but I do enjoy their struggles
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>>157442466
you and your colleagues are gay
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>>157442858
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>>157442123
This is not the one
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Unitedxisters, I'm nervous about our next match against Ipswich.
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Nothing cozier than opening a good old /mug/.
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I understand why people love slabhead. It doesn't always turn out well but CBs going on the attack constantly is just so entertaining.
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LEL
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>>157444133
I missed you /mug/ chads

A very long and fun season ahead
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>>157443822
Excuse me mate Utd are competent now

Wilcox, Berrada, Ashworth, Brailsford, all best in class
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I never watch EPL games, but I always open MUG.
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>>157442123
Missed ya
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I dont understand why they dont start cheating. They dont even punish teams that actually generate revenue for the prem. All they have to do is sign good players. Why are they getting outdid by man city
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It's a hard /mug/ life for us...
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>>157444218
>They don't cheat
kek
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>>157444196
I watched this one because it was on Amazon. United had 1 dangerous shot all match. It was closer to 3-0 than 2-1
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>>157444218
The ownership does not care
Man U fans buy their shit anyway and will forever
If they cared Old Trafford wouldn't be broken
Their training facilities are terrible

The ONLY thing the board care about is building a new stadium that'll generate infinite income for the rest of their lives

Spurs were the same way until they realised that actual relegation would cost them over £500 million in lost revenue and 2 scares in a row has them finally spending money to make sure that never happens
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>>157442208
They are already facing relegation in August? Ouch
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>>157442123
I'm wearing my suit for this /mug/
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>>157442123
we are SO FUCKING BACK
MAULED.com
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it's good to be back my /mug/gas
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>>157443808
makes sense
why would a cockney Jew support Manure
their London fans are generally jeets and a couple of blacks
Spuds are the traditional Jewish club
still annoying though
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>>157444978
>why would a cockney Jew support Manure
If he grew up in the 90s, because they won all the time. Same reason as their other non-manc fans.
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>Have to go into work to take care of something
>Go to lunch & shop for a bit
>Come home
>1st MUG of the season and it's a shutout to a a freshly promoted Hull City

WE SO BACK
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We're so back bros
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>>157443434
Looks like the witch from snow white.
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lol
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>>157445241
30 minutes of electricity per day just to witness a /mug/
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>>157445918
kek
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>>157443757
i made this gif 13 years ago, nice/weird to see it again
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>>157446185
>13 years ago
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God I love this shit https://youtu.be/gaeu_laXWLY
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Anyone check on Goldbridge yet? Has he roped?
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>>157446613
Currently at Goldbridge HQ
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>>157446613
>>157446679
piggy will actually unironically rope
brent is just larping for sky sports bux
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>>157446753
Would he really leave behind his beautiful loving wife over a football club being shit...?
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Every Man Utd season is the same. Fans crash out on spaces match day 1 then they sack their manager and tell us how they could’ve won the league had he gotten a full season
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>>157446885
United scored 22 set piece goals last season. Arsenal scored 25. A United fan complaining about set pieces is hilarious.
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>>157442662
Why Milner
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Oh no no no…
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Why are Fergie’s apprentices so fucking dogshit at football management?
Surely if he was the greatest there ever was he would have influenced at least one of his players to manage a Premier League winning team.

Meanwhile Wonga has coached Arteta, Fabregas, Wilshere, three players who are guaranteed to do better than the likes of Rppney, Roy Keane, Giggs and most likely Carrick.
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>Carrick
They didn't learn after Ole?
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>>157442592
>They're being managed by a man who's only experience was being sacked by Middlesborough what did you expect?
Just like England between 2016 and 2024
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>>157447560
They did. Went from Mo6es to Car2ick.
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welcome back, gentlemen
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>>157448447
you're welcome lad
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Where’s mantroony?
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>>157442643
Because the manga has its own charm in a way, its not a bad anime at all but i could see why someone would prefer the older adaptations over this one.
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>>157442623
Barcelona wasnt exactly fighting to keep Rashford, he tried to anchor himself to that club despite having a mediocre season in it as a bench player but didnt want to give up his insane wages.
He's proof that nogs that play for a wage will prioritize the wage above literally anything else.
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>>157448790
He did play well though, albeit in spells, and he seemed to get along with his teammates more than those in the poisonous atmosphere that is the Old Trafford dressing room. His style suits La Liga more than the Premier League too. For £30m I think he was worth buying
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>>157447542
Don't forget G Neville and Scholes short-lived managerial careers.
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>>157447425
He played for all of manures biggest rivals...Liverpool, Leeds and Man City.
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>>157442123
Never ending banter era hahahahaha
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>PL started
>Already a /mug/
WTF It has been so long... since when didn't we feast? I forgot... the last... time... heh...
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Kek playing out just as expected. Troony fans really thought this was their year because they had a few decent results in 2026 with a new manager bounce. Truly like clockwork.



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