Games starting now.
>>157444353This bussy is starting now
>Lions have 2 turnovers already In playoff form already
Who blew that play?
My Chiefs of week 1 this season are going to KICK the Bronkeks fucking ASS
>Dobbs is an astro physicist >can't understand why he sucks at passing >remembers he's black>takes off for 50 yard td runSo this is the power of science
Ok Quinn, put the starters back out there with Gulbin instead of Julian
>>157444366This was such a fun game to watch. Usually Saturday Night Divisional Round games are complete garbage.
Well, I finished Severance. What show do I watch now?
My Loins
>>157444366Who was he throwing to?
>Sam Fartman and Good Jones inFucking why? They suck ass and we have better options
Yeah I'm thinkin Dobbs > Daniels
Why is Daniels already done he didn't even do anything
>>157444391Unironically big astrophysicist brain move
Who's better, Gibbs or Bijan?
I will NOT crash out over Gulbin being on at Guard over Center
>>157444480Gibbs every day Bijan is a meme RB like Saquon that people decided would be elite before he even entered the league so when he's even slightly above average they glaze him like he's living up to expectations when he isn't. He's not great
>rg4 0/1 with 1 sack taken>benched immediately
>>157444391>astro physicistI thought he was an aeronautical engineer
The Patriots Superbowl loss was not even close to being as embarrassing as the Chiefs loss
Watching a QB hit a receiver on a deep out or a dig route is incredibly satisfying.
>>157444521We lost going for a 3peat after going to 5 super bowls in 7 years, you lost because you didn't even belong in an AFC asterisk season and are never going back. So, incorrect.
>>157444366The 2nd quarter of this game was crazy
Saylors is good
>>157444573
Really glad to see under center football making a comeback. The boomerball spread offense is over
>>157444521The Patriots lost was just pathetic. No one really believed in them at all so no one really cares.
I've seen enough, Altmeyer > Dabbs
>>157444648What a hot and sexy Chiefs queen as per usual. Thank you for the post>>157444660He has no zip on the ball
Best WRs in the NFL right now:Justin JeffersonJamarr ChasePuka NacuaAJ BrownJaxon Smith NjigbaAmon Ra St. BrownCeeDee LambNico CollinsMalik NabersGeorge Pickens
WEDEMBOYZ
>>157444654Teams still use a ton of spread concepts.
Colts are going 12-5 this season just you watch
JJ McCarthy plays football again today and I am forced to watch
>>157444682Brown, nabers, and collins dont belong on this list
>>157444699We have the privilege to watch n9ne ply his trade
>>157444697From 12-5 every Sunday you should start drinking heavily if you’re a Colts fan because they are going to fucking suck.
>>157444702Nah you don't
>>157444724I’m not a wide receiver
>>157444735But enough about me
>>157444716>Indiana Jones is going to return to last year's pre-injiry form>Alec Pierce is going to have a breakout year at WR1>Josh Downs keeps looking better at WR2>Jonathan Taylor is going to be a beast like alwaysOur defense will be ass but we will simply outscore in high score games
>>157444496I don't watch Failcons games but Bijan always puts up numbers for me in fantasy. It also hurts that he's a pass catching RB without a QB, he's probably going to have the CMC career trajectory where he balls out the moment he leaves his poverty franchise
>>157444735Yah huh
>>157444762I've watched a few and there were some moments where they need a few yards to get a touchdown or move the chains and he would get stuffed. He has a few flashy meme runs but on the whole he's not as elite as people who thought he would be talk like. Similar to Trevor Lawrence
My billsies :)
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME nepo baby FOOTBALL that makes you want to gouge your eyes out?
>>157444865>shedoodoo>kwab watson
Time for NINE motherfuckers!
for as violent as the game is, the players are the most clean cut polite, well mannered corporate zombies ever, until the cameras are off of course.
>>157444904Right now?? Fuck, do i watch 9 or shedoodoo?????
>rainoh good, the cult won't even need to come up with a new excuse, it's still gonna be wet ball
doing the whole anthem and waving giant usa flag feels wrong for a preseason "game"
>>157444648*pink mist appears where her head was moments ago*
Allen in at qb for the bills
>>157444908They have media training
>>157444933>3 run plays called
Don't look now, but JJ McCarthy just threw for a first down.
refGODS making their presence felt
>>157444941rain game
wtf is going on with the clock bug lol
I would Aditi her Kinkhabwala if you know what I mean
Rain delay
>>157444968She likely smells of curry and dude wipes
Detroit should have Dave and Chuck the Freak calling the game
ben franklin invented the lightning rod before your country was established, why are you people afraid of lightning in this day and age
Delaying a preseason game… just play man
how can you idiots sit and watch this garbage? It’s 3-4 hours of commercials and 1 hour of game time. /hoc/ would never..
>>157444996Insurance companies and jew lawyers
>>157445002hoc is pushing faggots and wymyn, FUCK gary.
>>157445002we don't need to fight, handegg and hockey are the two greatest team sports invented by man. let's band together against the unwatchable adhd groidslop that is apehoop
>>157445002Our first game of the preseason got more viewers than the Stanley Cup kek
Is that bust Ben Sinnot playing?
I like hockey (shorks fan) but the fans have terrible little brother syndrome
>>157445002You’re not wrong. The nfl is close to unwatchable outside of redzone. Personally i just mute the tv and look away whenever commercials come on
These defensive lines are cooking
>>157445002i love hockey but the NHL breaks between periods are way too long.
>>157444939it's not just media training, they look lifeless (probably the CTE). compare a media trained football player to a media trained basketball player. on average the basketball player will have more of a personality. and when you take the camera off they're less likely to become hostile
how many dudes have posted here brushing off Howard as a bust and nothing more i wasn't here yesterday
>>157445002>dump pack>chase after it>rinse repeat x9999waow so much action
NINEINE
Coast chads stay winning. no rain delay here
JJ MCGODTHY DRAGON
>>157445031Jesus did it really?
>>157444982Do flyovers really?
>>157445107my wongs dump the puck but then dont chase. That's real beuaty of the game
yeah, our one (1) and only set starter in the secondary is doing backflips after pre-season tacklesthis season is going to be so fucking funny
Sharty sucks man
>>157445116Yep lol
there should be a third pole in the middle that gives you an extra point if hit during FGs
>>157445002>watch game when its on>refresh and read the sp threads during comercialit's a perfect system
Lol the raven’s punter is a boomer
>miss me?
>>157445164Quidditch style fgs would be cool too with different points for each goal
>>157445143Kek
Watch yo bussy playa
whats going on in brown town? i want to watch my joshy!!
Its nine time!
>>157445292SMACK THAT
Nine is going to die....
Nice completion JJHOWEVER
>>157445002It's fucking insane bro. I been watching sports every day all year. Basketball, hockey, baseball. None of them come close to what NFL does with commericals
How is Shough not playing at all in the preseason? Not even for a couple drives. What are you doing, Kellen Moore?
If a QB tosses a ball and the receiver does not catch it, is it really the QBs fault?
>>157445293Allen wasnt playing
>>157445374No t. bert farve
>>157445374Depends
>>157445374It's your fault
This Claiborne kid Paul Allen keeps hyping up doesn't seem like a very good RB. surely there are other players he can talk about.
KaliaKINO is a real QB unlike Shartman
ARE THEY EVEN COACHING NINE WHATS GOING ON HERE
>>157445393fuck you hes still playing in my heart!!!!
when does ruslel wilson play?
>>157445412You got it>>157445452I don't think that's the case. The stats should be updated to reflect it. A person reading the stats should be able to see that I am not the problem.
>>157445507He plays for cbs now
>>157445374only if the QB is too pussy to bench the WR
>>157445507he's retired i think
They just said Nine is throwing the ball way too hard on every pass besides the 55 yarder
Imagine losing to preseason Panthers lmao
>>157445554He is. What is your point?
>>157445554They said the same thing about Brett Favre. Or 4, as they called him
Paul Allen is insufferable to listen to. why do they shove this nigger down our throat?
>>157444760Compare Daniel Jones rookie season to this past season. There’s not much of a difference. He didn’t magically become a good QB. He still sucks and do does your offense. The Colts will be 3rd in the division. The only thing saving them from being last place is the Titans. Irsays daughter is going to ruin the team for the rest of your life.
>>157445554Correct, he’s a retard with zero touch
>>157445575Receivers are so soft nowadays
>chicago turns down prime time elite baseball to watch a zesty black man throw 5 passes for 2 completions and 23 yardsk-k-kekaroo!
>>157445554That sounds about right
>>157445575I thought I remember the Packer receivers said Rodgers threw it harder than Favre did
Steve Winwood should do the halftime show
>went and did 3 door dash deliveries>game still delayed
>>157445002Hockey is a gatekept faggot sport for hardo wannabe rich kid frat bros
>>157445621is not up to them pendejo
>>157445675i know. I tried playing but the ice-skating filtered me as i could not skate decently even after a year.
>>157445675>Poorfag seething about only being able to play soccer growing up
>>157445675true, but it can go 30 minutes non stop without going to commerical
Where's he throwing?
Nine is out
>>157445701He got distracted thinking about the bussy waiting for him after the game.
>>157445726Vikings playing their QB2 now?
>>157445753Nine is their QB3
>Sam Fartman back inI should just turn this game off
Wentz might be Minnesota's best QB
>>157445675those five Canadian zoomer players who got acquitted of rape (by a foid judge no less) and had to be begrudgingly let back into professional hockey was pretty funny ngl
>>157445774Yep lol
>>157445774dont fall for the gingers magic. He will ruin your season.
>Safety blitz in the preseason
>>157445814Let me guess, Brian Flores?
>>157445814Based, Daronte did the same thing
>>157445819Whoever Baltimore's new DC is
>>157444390
>>157445701reminder the bears ran moore out as the scapegoat for this and now he's one of the best receivers this year kek
>>157445860Go Chorge go, forgot to mention
How many season enders today?
>>157445866>he's one of the best receivers this yearThe year hasn't started
>>157444390I disagree.
>>157445866They traded DJ Moore because Luther Burden is just like him except younger and cheaper.
>>157445895>>157445885save your cope for the game bearsisters
DJ Moore gonna put up numbers with a real qb throwing to him instead of some shitter qb like Galeb and Bustin Fields.
>>157445935
browns-bills is actually about to resume
>>157445935>>157445951kek can't even read it but I can already tell it's the >black qbs reddit post
>>157445892Nah, you don't
>>157445989Blech!
Browns vs Bills finally started
I just pissed all over myself again. I hate when my mom is gone because now I have to wait for her to come back and clean it up.
>>157445997Didn’t read
Coach primate's offspring
Shedoodoo time
>>157446008Skol!
>>157446015Wtf? I just came here from reddit. Is that kind of noxious racism really allowed here?
>biqueens selling out their stadium like they wining anything this seasonsad!
Why are people paying money to go to a preseason football game?
I'm a flaming homosexual and love pathetic failures at QB. Should I be a Vikings fan?
>>157446036You're gonna want to sit down for this...
>>157446038I think they got rid of this nigga, i didnt see him today
>>157445951hmmm. I wanna see if it gets smaller
>>157446038Is this real or AI?
>>157446044When I had season tickets I used it as a walkthrough to prepare for the regular season.
>>157446044Video games, movies, and tv shows are so garbage these days that people want to watch preseason football.
>>157446038He's a better dancer than an of the female cheerleaders. I guess men are really better than women at everything.
>>157446038It’s funny they think this is more inclusive when in reality it’s just putting a moid center stage and sidelining women in the thing they do in football
>Hand off from Sanders to Sanders...Tackled by Sanders
Shabussy is cooking
AJ Brown is about to go off now that he's going to be playing in an offense designed for adults.
>>157446117Hope not
>>157446117Hope so
I've seen enough, the BUSTalo BUSTS aren't winning shit this year (or any year)
hopefully rocket sanders gets some regular season touches now that jerome ford's useless ass isn't here anymore. he looked alright in week 1 last year and then just got buried on the depth chart
>>157446151Same as its ever been
Doodoo cooked
Cleveland has a good O Line?
>>157446073Real... Real gay lmao
Shedoopoo is HIM
>getting manhandled by shitdoor
>>157446165No
Why am I watching these 3s and 4s play? Why can't I turn the game off?
>checks scoreswtf is going on with the clots?
>>157446200Nothing to do until /our Fevies/ play?
>>157446200You're an addict
>>157446202Who the FUCK are these cats?
>doubting a probowl qb against a bunch of 3rd stringers
>>157446231You don't know Cowboys legend Pooper Flush?
>>157446202refs are having main character problems again. already 100+ penalty yards
>>157446233Is Snoop Huntley playing right now? What game?
The ground rule double should be changed to incentivize fans fighting over the ball to put it back into play by forcing the runner to attempt a triple.
>>157446044Probably cheaper than a regular game I would guess
>>157446259Oh and football should add the ground rule double, forgot that part.
>>157446231>>157446245>plays better than Dak for six games>scams millions of dollars from the NFL for years afterwardsit really is the American Dream when you think about it
>>157446259bananaball shill
>>157446117Kek true
>>157446266A pre season game is cheaper than a chicken sandwich, a regular season game is more expensive than 2 16gb ram sticks. Unless you're the Falcons or cardinals or something, titans etc.
>>157446288The Fitzmagic special
>>157446288The Kirk Cousins of backups
>>157446289And there it is.
lameme statline this year?
>>157446333Worse than joshies
>>157446288i don't know what rush or the ravens were thinking when signing that contract last year, their strategy has always been having a diet version of lamar as a backup and it worked well enough with rgknee and huntley. he might actually look like a decent backup again in stefanski's system
Dios mioEl Rato
>>157446369Que es esto
Wasting an hour of my life watching JJ McCarthy play football just to see if he's any good
>Nine looking eliteFellow /nfl/ ball-knower bros... Did we perhaps judge him too harshly?
>>157446369esto es el fin, los carneros
>>157446369He might lose his spot to Zach Wilson
N9NE was always elite.
>Teams that can be good if the QB starts locking inBearsTexans
>>157446369El Var Simson
>>157446444All of them
>>157446401>Nine looking elitewat
TOUCHDOWN RAVENS
Doodoo is cooking.
>>157446463quit posting this shit
Why does Luke Altmeyer look like Charlie Kirk
>shadman
>>157446477Chiefs king here. Leave him alone.
S T I N K Y
deflections are receivers fault
>>157446500Because he's about to get assassinated on live TV behind the Lions 3rd string o line.
That's the Shudork I remember
shedoody
>>157446463keep posting this gold
>>157446529Chiefs queen here. Continue to support him.
>primate qbs
>>157446500I dont see it. Looks more like arch manning to me
>>157446500They created a million Charlie's
That int was not his fault. It went in and out of the hands of the backup tight end. Key words are in and out.
ShayDoor was looking good until that interception.
Get this dude off our fucking team. God damn.
>>157446561Football looks hard for him
>>1574465619 just can’t win with these cats
>>157446554He shouldn't have thrown it behind him if he didn't want it to be bobbled
>>157446561Rough. Bullet pass McCarthy needs to chill the fuck out
>>157446561>football looks hard for himSimultaneously the gentlest and most brutal description of JJ's game
not his fault
>>157446614It is. Throws it hard and behind him into triple coverage
>>157446614mahomesian
>>157446614Looks like it was his fault to me, sorry you don't know ball
>>157446614Kek
The fuck is going on with NFL Network? They keep showing the Steelers-Jets replay, but cut in for the Browns game. They did this last week too with the Browns too.
>>157446614Yeah, not his fault he was born tarded, he has no co troll over that.
>>157446657Are you in the Browns coverage area? If not they can't show the live game.
allen kinda fucking sucks he can barely beat the browns 2nd string
>>157446614It was a bad throw, but you gotta catch that if you wanna play in the NFL
>>157446666In the same state as them, so I would assume so.
Zach attack in 40 minutes
>>157444366>tune into Vikes game>immediate turnoverlol, same
why are there 3 times as many holding call and offside and PF in preseason than in a regular season game
>worse stats at halftime than the Bills backup QBShedookie, come on man
If AJ Brown wins a Super Bowl with the Patriots, is Squirts legacy destroyed? He's nothing more than a product of his system. The black Trent Dilfer if you will.
>>157446751Not happening so don’t worry about it tranny
>>157446723Lack of experience, discipline, skill and/or brains
Just got done jerking off, what are we watching?
A year later, would you rather have Colston Loveland or Tyler Warren? Personally, I think Loveland is better.
>>157446666Why the fuck does Channel 5 have this stupid weather alert on still it's fucking up the game presentation!!
>>157446806If Daniel Jones stays healthy Warren wins OROTY
>>157446830Nah you do
I like when the player doing the Mic'd up segment gets bored and just starts ignoring the commentators.
>>157446830>If Daniel Jones stays healthyHas this ever happened?
what means skol
>>157446868It's a minnesota chant for how they worship somalis
>>157446868StillKeepOnLosing
sideline interviews should be haram
>>157446868Shit, kucked (and) outta luck
>Deshaun watson
>watson looks like shit>shedeur looks like shit>gabriel looks like shithow can anyone be a fan of the browns
>>157446923Roger giving them a miracle run when the new stadium is complete, or they hit on a qb in the draft is what keeps me going.
>>157446923They're tanking for Arch, who might just pull an Eli and refuse to play for them.
>>157446923For those magical moments like the Jameis Winston Snow Game of 2024
>>157446908Seriously. They're post-fight boxing tier.
>>157446923systemic child abuse. It's disgusting
>>157446984I loved that game. Crab Legs is a real legend at this point.
>>157446868somalianskeeponlearing
Jared Verse blingged the f out
>>157446923have a Russian mindset kek
Browns fans booing Watson kek
you now remember bill belifraud isnt in the hall of fame
>>157446806Loveland with Ben Johnson and a real QB
Watson is just trolling at this point
>>157445691I played football wrestled and played rugby, also boxed as a youth, believe me when I say I would very easily physically handle even the most “badass” puck bounce losers. It’s the most window dressed fake tough sport there is
>>157446723bc no one actually watches preseason and the refs are allowed to do their jobs for once
I love watch Caleb throw the football. The ball just fucking rips out of his hand.
>>157446751i've said this before and i'll say it againif tua was drafted by the iggles and gaylen by the lolfins, their careers identically reverse
Another sale another team but always jews
>>157447120Tua is too frail and unathletic to have the same kind of impact Hurts does. Hurts also plays his best ball in playoff environments and doesn't shrink.
>>157447064they cheered when he got injured two years ago, lol
>Watson >1 for 4 passing for -1 yard
>>157447131Maybe lesser kinds should prove their merit instead of bitching that they aren't as powerful or smart.
>>157447129>sir...another football is headed for the second endzone
Zachie finna slice up the Lambs 2nd string defense
Watson sailing throws.
>My Fins
shitdoor outplayed decoom today unfortunately
Shedeur sucks, but he's easily the best QB on the Browns.
Nines ego must be completely shattered right now. Trey Lance should've been given this treatment but he got bailed out of being spitroasted by the media all cause brock purdy exists
Can they put Gabriel on Greens shoulders master balster style?
>here's your starting QB for the season bro
I would like forward passes that bounce off the ground once but don't touch anyone to be considered live balls. I want to see a qb bounce a ball between a defenders legs and a receiver run around back and catch it.
>Deshaun>Browns
NFLN won't show Browns games even though I live in Ohio, but will show the Dolphins. The fuck kind of bullshit is this?
alright decoom, time to redeem yourself
>>157447281Kyrie Irving in the NFL?Make it happen
>>157447250>>157447252>>157447276100%
>>157447281i believe that's called basketball, anon
>>157447304Hopefully the federal government steps in.
greasy ball
>>157447304Change owners. It is really as simple as that. So it's never gonna happen.
>>157447259Wentz looked like QB 2 today
>>157447290Just got off the phone with Roger. He says you guys deserve worse than the Browns.
the browns aint trying to win games
Ordered a noctua fan for my desktop, tires ofnhearing that cheap ass case fan clacking around.
>>157447344I did this after years of tolerating it and wished I had never waited, its so much nicer
>>157447290Preseason broadcast rights are different than regular season. Teams sell exclusive rights in exchange for cock gobbling coverage
>>157447344I have an actual stack of them sitting in a drawer that I'll use one day.
>>157447379At being shit? Probably.
>>157447304Move them to Toronto and nobody ever thinks of them again.
>>157447377At least I get to see my Bengals tonight, even if they aren't playing any starters which means MOTHERFUCKING JOE FLACCO gets a bunch of snaps.
>3rd and Long>shotgun drawNigga, it's the preseason. Why?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157447379they have the best unis atleast
>>157447399To confuse your opponent you must 1st confuse yourself.
Stetty almost dropped a bomb on my Saints. Lucky as fuck the receiver couldn't catch that.
>>157447419That's pretty stupid
It's weird seeing John not wearing Ravens gear
These games suck. I might wank soon
>this Shadeur interviewCleveland wants this guy to be their QB of the future? Whew.
shedeur sounds like a genuine, clinically diagnosed mental retard, and he just thrusted himself right back into the competition to be the starting qb for my football team. this is my karma for making fun of lameme and the way he speaks
>>157447463>>157447469He came preimmunized to concussions
QB primate
>causes the chuddies to uncontrollably seethewhy are they so hateful and angry in the presence of such an angel?
>>157447304find out literally everybody in the front office who advocated for the watson trade and kill them.
>>157447491>angelbug more like HA!
>>157447491It's called racism, and it's been infecting America since its foundation.
>>157446751but if he wins an owl without AJ there's just going to be more excuses to discredit him, right?
>>157447460I got mine out the way early before the game. Gotta get the reps in before the games count for real.
>>157447491powerful women make them uncomfortable
>>157447499both have wings. coincidence?
>Andrew "Michelin Lips" Berry
>>157447486Zamn. I guess he doesnt have to fear CTE in the future
My Chiefs are finna BOOTYBLAST these retarded tampa gayians in a meaningless preseason game for the Tom Brady incident
>>157447323can't the NFL dig up some dirt on them and force them out like they did to the commies
Bills stop raping the browns, save it for the regular season.
>>157447512This is probably true, and it is sad. Intelligent and confident women are the best.
>>157447526They aren't even really trying to, what do you expect them to do?
>>157447534>>157447512what makes Mina powerful? shes 100lbs at most
>Fumble>Commentator: "You gotta... Uh, hold onto the football."God I missed football.
>>157447541Did the Fins just get these guys off the street? This is some trash ass commentary
>>157447524>proud of winning preseason slopcuck mentality
>>157447540brains, beauty, and confidence
>>157447491Cause ur off topic posting about some mid bitch
>Every quarterback not name Deshaun Watson has scored in that game
>>157447552No, listen that's what makes it awesome. These guys sound like they're in that booth, chainsmoking, hungover, ties loose, hair disheveled, glasses of whiskey on the table. This is hilarious.
>>157447474>>157447474JAV Prostate massages
stream where?
>>157447579How many times a day?
>3 false starts on the same o-lineman in a rowthat's Browns football.
my nigga D Gabriel can't get an honest shake with all these false starts!
we're getting all of our bad plays out of the way during the preseason. we'll be great during the regular season, right?
>>157447584>>157447587DOKS-471
Kendra Miller is so talented but he can't stay healthy for shit
we are all watching rams v saints right?
>>157447611It seems like we're the only ones
>>157447557none of those things translate to power tho
Watching the Dolphins spill spaghetti against the G Men.
Is Shit-dur really beating out Watson?
dolphins should trade for watson
I've seen enough. The Giants are winning the East
>>157447630watson wouldn't be QB3 on many other teams, he's that terrible
both the dolphins and the giants suck
How is Tracy not already cut?
>>157447657Really hate that censoring shit.
>ACK! Wilson hesitating before his throwThat's exactly why it was picked off. Why the hell is he scared of playing football?
Tyrone Tracy is so fucked man
>>157447693He fucked a man?
>>157447718HOL UP
I would like the season to go back to 16 games, but make pre-season 6 (eventually expanding to 8) games, with two bye weeks (one guaranteed after international game). Allow vets who have at least two seasons be able to opt out of playing the first three games. The ratings for pre-season games are not going to be much worse than regular season, and it will keep the stadiums in use for longer. You get more price segmentation and can sell 8 shitty games to broke people and 16 games for people with money. Its still NFL and TV money. You can even do one or two international pre-season games. You get more tape on players you are not sure about. Make the pre-season matter for next seasons scheduling or some bullshit. The salary cap would go up. Getting a lot of these skill positions more reps will produce a higher quality product during the regular season.
>>157447730Thats two regular season bye-weeks, not pre-season.
Man these dolphins can't catch shit
>>157447657>code?Get yourself a girl that likes that and marry her now
>>157447657>>157447657This unironcally feels good. My new gf likes to do that. Anyway, go Rams
>>157447730
why so many women voices on the rams broadcast??
>>157447768Fuck the Rams.
>>157447730no, and what we really need is 20 games a seasonand ban Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, and Tuesday games except for literal crisis situations around rescheduling.Fuck all this "we're gonna have a game EVERY DAY OF DA WEEK" bullshit
I'm finally having a beer. Preseason games will start getting good
I want to fall asleep with a cock in my ass and one in my mouth.
>>157447730>8 preseason shitters
my razorcakes :)
>>157447807AND THE HOMEOF THECHIEFS!!!!!
>>157447768Felicitaciones Paco Hernández. Es mi deber cívico recordaros que todos los hispanohablantes son aficionados de las vacaciones que animan al último equipo del suroeste de Estados Unidos en ganar una Super Bowl. Espero que estéis leyendo esto en una instalación de deportación de ICE
>>157447807you will in eternal damnation while you rot and burn little damned demon :)
>>157447807Sup Aaron?
>>157447807GO PACK GO!
>>157447831Hell doesn't actually exist. More people need to realize this then fuck and suck to their heart's content.
>>157447807my Rammies :)
>>157447807I don't know man, sounds a little gay
>>157447730365 games for every team, every year. 500 player rosters per team.1 championship game by the 2 teams with the best record in those 4 years, which will be held on the Feb 29th leap year day.
>>157447807Bear down baby!
hafley you better get these cats in shape by regular season or i'm gonna rape a real dolphin
>>157447851Hopefully you get to do that forever and ever in a place you never get to rest, you deserve it
>Dan Campbell watching Josh Dobbs
eh.....why is Inde Navarette playing quarterback for the Browns
why are there so many giants fans in miami
>>157447978Because New Yorkers have been invading Florida for years
>>157447971being a Browns fan. That's the real horror story Hollywood will never beat.
>>157447936Lions are still a deadly team
>>157447971Is he Inidan?
Get this foid out of the booth
>>157448025Hawaiian
>>157447978
It is so obvious that Kaliakmanis should be QB3 so I just know that Quinn will start Shartman next week and cut Kaliakmanis so Fartman can stay on the practice squad
Evening gents. Get any Friday night bussy? Got any lined up for tonight?
>>157447996whats that flag after brissett?
Why the fuck are these foid sideline reporters commentating the games, it's absolutely sickening.
I just took da poopoo. BIG poopoo. STINKY poopoo. Oh GOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>157448057Yummy
I don't think the Fins can win one game this year. For real
>>157447936ol' Gamble did seem extra pissed off today
>>157448050No but I did put away an entire bag of Cabot Creamery spicy cheddar popcorn to my face, washed it down with a Bang's.
Damn Miller could have gotten more if he didn't slide.
gonna pound a brewski in honor of that stetson TD
>>157447978Retired New York Jews and Miami fans have given up on the season already
>>157447825>whiter team o algo
>both teams getting bootyblastedI know it's preseason but you faggots seriously can't try?
>>157448068there will be one upset win against the bills and that's it
>>157448068It's looking rough
cant get the rams game, how it SimpSon looking?
>>157447611We are getting ready for Pats vs Eagles
>>157448068they'll beat the Jets at least once
>>157448108hasn't even played a down
>>157448099As a Bills fan, I could definitely see this happening. Also, checked.
>>157448068>YNR 1-15
Is there a legitimate reason for the 2 minute warning or is it just an excuse for more commercials?
>missing tackles>panic screen plays>losing to a new jersey team>fans already dead insideyep, it's phins phootball alright
>>157448144It's so an offense with a lead can't just run down the clock without getting another first down
>>157448148Don’t forget players dying left and right in meaningless games
rammies gonna shuck and chuck and jive once matty statpadford retires into 3 consecutive 3 losing seasons into cutting Ty and another losing season followed up by Ty signing with da Eagles (career ending concussion from a lineman 400lbs falling directly onto his cranium for hurts I fear) and winning 3 'owls in a row! monitor on
is skattebitch injured again?
jack strand might start week 1 lol
That's the Vikings I know. This team is going to be mid after all.
>>157448263No, they just refuse to let him play because they know he would be the type to seek contact and get injured in a meaningless game
How is OBJ not retired yet?
>>157448121Yes. Also gotdayum.
>>157448332>this team will be midViking fags always over estimating their team.
Odell Beckham just let the ball go straight through his hands in the end zone. Great throw from Winston. Bad attempt by OBJ.
>>157448042Now it's MAGA Cubans who LARP as white. No wonder people are fleeing Miami.
>>157448332If Murray goes down it's over
preseason football is cancer to watch
>Shedookie ShitgersGod he sucks
Its almost time to watch Ty Simpson :)
>>157448415And yet he's far and away the best QB on the Brown's roster, to the point it's not even a competition anymore.
EL TY SIMSON
>>157448449how sad is that
>>157448050No, just give me that
Are either of the games on right now worth it?
is mcgay the most petty coach in the nfl?
>>157446614He could be a starting caliber QB but all of his reads are telegraphed. It’s like his head isn’t moving from read to read smoothly. This is a sign his processing speed is too slow. He has to work on that release because it’s also too slow.
>>157448415Fucking hilarious considering all that made up hype about CU and Shadman with coach "Prime" just for him to be on the fucking Browns and be a forever loser
>>157444682Where’s Stribling?
>>157448479You wish you had a coach who cared as muchHe is paying attention.
>>157448449Never helps the Clowns their wr corp is always just as bad and makes assholes like those 3 look even worse
>>157448411it's comfy as fuck what is wrong with you?
The Rams absolutely raped my Saints in the 1st half
>>157448533Don't engage with people who clearly enjoy Chilli's and modern Country Music.
>brenda songi have this on mute but she looks good
Saints superbowl was playing Cowboys in training camp. Now they can't even score a single point. Pathetic.
rams kicker is a lardass
>>157448496>made up hype about CU and Shadmanbe 13-12 over 2 years and get your number retired
>>157448541Kevin fucking won, bros.
Minaposter BTFO Brenda Song mogs
I feel an overwhelming incel-like rage when I hear a woman in the broadcast booth. It's completely unnatural and should be illegal. Go broncos btw
The Watson postgame interview is hilarious
>>157448541she fucking sucks!
>>157448547Funny you posted Donald Duck considering the Ducks were the ones who absolutely exposed Shadman and CU and embarrassed them. I think Bo Nix was playing at the time
>>157448459Those are high quality spic slampigs. They’re literally waiting for a BWC to stretch them out. Little beaner wieners just can’t do it for them.
>>157448565NEW!
I kneel
>>157448564I bet shes great at it
Shedeur interview is KINOhttps://x.com/SharpFootball/status/2091272196060594354
>>157448570They'll make you migas afterwards.
>>157448556He got what he deserved. He knows why he held out a whole season for the Toxins. It had nothing to do with contracts. With all that money he had he could have told his gf to give him a massage with a finger in his ass with a handjob finish or he’d find a better looking bitch who could.
>>157445660Winwood is one of those guys who people think they don't know but then they hear his songs and they're like "oh yeah, fhat guy." He's sneaky famous
>>157446044You could ask why the fucking plebs do anything>why does that suburban house husband who never hauls or tows anything and only drives to the grocery store and back have a truck the size of an aircraft carrier>why did that guy who lives in a condo 100 miles from water buy a boat he'll never use and can't store anywhere>why do those people living in a 2 bedroom house have 3 kids and 4 dogs>why did those people whose previous marriages ended disastrously get remarried again to the same type of personThe biggest blackpill of my life was when I realized the average person is completely insane and acting on unexamined arbitrary implulses 90% of the time. We are surrounded by these people. The world runs on these people. God help us all
>>157448573who?
new for me cause I have that fag filtered>>157448565
>>157447491she do anal??
