KEK SCUBA Editionprev: >>157451173
red soxYANKEES SUCK
Yankees RED SUX SUCK
Is this @nutho?
>>157453640>SCUBAno, it's spelled Skubal
Mariners won that ballgame btw.
He almost had it
doyers
>>157453663skubalkek got his first win today, bee nice
>>157453674lol
>>157453674kek
MAMA'S LITTLE BABY LOVES SHORTNIN SHORTNIN
>>157453674lel
>just got home>welp, our season is over>time to order comfort food then pass out
>>157453674I'm the black guy in the back pointing and smiling. Boy that was a fun time at the ballpark.
>>157453674>>157453686
>>157453733Muncy would be one of the last ones to crack in interrogation. Betts and Tucker would fold in an instant.
No more nu. This is the last /mlb/.
>>157453788checke'd and confirme'd
I bought the same thing again, I'm full, burp.
>>157453738Yeah, exactly what he'd want you to think. >>157453804that's a fairly small amount of mcdonalds for the average person I'd say
>>157453673KEK. HOW DID HE DO IT AGAIN???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6MJSfjXUgQ
Doggie haters are furious tonight ja ja ja
>>157453673The fact that both walkoff hits went to PCA's part of the field is pretty funny
>>157453673Someone please AI slop this. I wanna know the outcome.
>>157453673By how much did his WAR increase because of this?
>>157453804Japanese Mcdonalds > American Mcdonalds
>>157453939Food > Japanese Mcdonalds > American Mcdonalds
>>157453939ive only had mcd's in spain but yes they did kick our ass
>>157453673>>157453863Cubs won that game
>>157454002kek sugoi desu
With the ryan weathers injury, along with giancarlo’s career ending calf strain, the yankees are now averaging an injury every 3.4 games.is this sustainable for a playoff contender? that means that in a 7 game series, 2 major injuries will happen. so if they make it to the world series, theyll have at least 6 additional injuries to their starters.
>>157454017not even jomboy will point the finger to the yankees training staffi fear they have blackmail against every top yankee owner, official, and spokesperson. there’s no other explanation…any team would have fired the entire staff if they had even half as many injuries as the yankees.
>>15745400210 star catch
>>157454017>>157454032jomboy is also part of the dodgers conspiracy to defraud insurance companies
>>157454017crazy that they have more injuries on average than a NFL team, in a non-contact sport.
>>157454002this is insane
Is Kodak Senga a legit closer now?
Does PCA understand what would happen to him if he actually leapt up that high to catch the ball? The realization as he closes his glove around the ball and comes crashing back down to earth would be brvtal. All for a regular season game.
How come the Orioles can beat smart teams like the Rays but get swept by dumb teams like the Yankees?
>>157454017with about 22 games left, that means there will be about 6 more major injuries for the yankees. my guesses:1) bellinger (re aggrevates hamstring)2) jazz (ankle)3) dominguez (calf)4) fried (has UCL confirmed)5) bednar (groin)6) goldschmidt (lumbago)7) wells (diagnosed with a long term and undiagnosed concussion, explaining why hes been hitting .160 all season)
>>157454017is there any other team that comes close to being injured as often as the yankees?
>>157454087It's Jankeepacos World Series. Nothing more to say.
>>157454017the yanks have not felt this grim as a team since 2014
this genny is gay, i'm gay, and you're gay
What set you bang, cuh?https://youtu.be/eY8gCBBPLdE
>>157454089cum shitter cy young though
>>157454061I think he's had 4 opportunities and has saved them all so farhad a bit of a rough outing today but still came out of it unscathed - he's had seven closing appearances now and given up 1ER, 4H and 4BBso make of that what you will
>>157454061He's unstable, so let's try swapping him with Diaz for three months for the time being.
>>157454136so there has to be some fucking bum-ass loser wannabe gangbang bitch who sells like $100 of coke per month while driving amazon who has 7 random pirates hats fresh from LIDS in his closet thinking he's gonna be a mega gang influencer somewhere in south central
I unironically made smash burgers with tilamook cheddar cheese today
>>157454265ok but what buns
>>157454265Yum!
>>157454265What's "smash burger", precious? What's "smash burger"?
>>157453674>people think this is them being whimsical>not realizing it's just more of the performative actions of an actor
>>157454287Winky might know.
>>157454267for my nephews birthday party. I have 30 ball patties left over ready to cook in the fridge...
>>157454061What lesson am I supposed to learn from this
>>157454348>>157454061Trust the eye test.
>>157453673does no one else want it this badly?
Oht/a/ni.me?
Scuba kek
The cubbie girls can't say no....
any good posts itt so far?
>>157454479The aislop posts are great.
was not aware of tommy pham and dana myers seething on twitter.
>>157454585"you had a good career OG be happy" is such an all time line lmao
I WATCHED A CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE IN YOUIT'S LIKE YOU NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAD WINGSNOW, YOU FEEEEEEEEEEEEEL SO ALIVEI'VE WATCHED YOU CHAAAAAAAAAAAANGEIT'S LIKE YOU NEVAAAAAAAA HAD WINGSAAH, AAH, AAH, AAHAAH, AAH, AAH, AAHAAH, AAH
Never in doubt for my Chadres. GG Twinkies.
>>157454585Tommy Pham still hasn't retired? Wtf,
>>157454136Southside Compton Crip checking in>>157454585Pham broke Dane Myers. He'll be out of the league by this time next year
>>157454666actually, satan, he's in the Phillies minor league system>mfw he gets a game deciding hit after making the september roster expansion call-up
>>157454136NORTH SIDE EIGHT TREY GANKSTA CRIP
>>157454162I'd bet the under if you're willing to take that action
doyer spotted in aus >>157455086
>>157455112/alf/gers
How do people live in lake Elsinore lol it was like 100 degrees over there, Glen ivy spa was pretty goated doe.
>>157455230I forget most people in San Diego can't afford AC
I can still safely say my chadres have won every game I've been to since like April last year. Today was a fun one to watch, first the Merrill 20/20 and the pretty fun comeback. Also Croney is back, never doubted him.
>>157455112I tried to ask them what their sport's equivalent of the japanon Ohtanifag is in their threads and they all called me a cunt. I even offered them good tidings of Curtis Mead...
>>157455528no one in aussie knows who curtis mead is tbqhthe only american afl player is mason cox, maybe you can find an in there
>>157455542lol Cox lmao like a penis kek
Reminder the Mariners are still not a serious ball club
Reminder that water is wet
>>157455671Thank you, I had forgotten
>>157455679Any time friend
>>157455667is it true they've never made the world series?
the pads and phills are both rapidly approaching the cubs, cubbies will be borderline wild cards this time next week
>chudres
>>157455542>>157455614you've got me, I'm in>plays for the team at the top of the standingsLet's go Freo! and their star ruckman(?), the tallest in the sport at 6'11"(holy shit)!
>>157455736look at you go!you'll be posting gayporn before you know it
at today's game the padres had AI art for one of those between inning scoreboard segments. it was kind of cringe and super obvious since it looked like shit and they didn't even attempt to gen some of the players that were in the segment and had some generic cartoon man in padres gear for those guys
>>157455745they didn't even attempt to get good slop, there's tons of artifacts and extra fingers and shit
>>157455741>before
A real MVP would have robbed that homerPCAAA is a fraudKek scuba btw
>>157455794We all know Ohtani probably could've if they let him play in the outfield, this is why PCA is a fraud
>>157455794>>157455805That's right.
scuba kek
>>157455829>>157455848freak
>>157455759It gets the job done and they don't have to pay reddit artists. /mlb/ loves AI
>>157455922>/mlb/ loves AII would be broke without AI, I wish I was joking kek.
>>157455922yes
>>157455998kek
>>157456106>>157455998>>157455848>>157455829i dont appreciate how you've butchered my OC
>>157456115slopfags are a cancer
>>157456115the original was perfect
>>157455829>>157455848>>157455998>>157456106somebody fuck his ass
>doyertakeshi vs anti-jap schizo
>>157456115/mlb/ is like thisBut I'm sorryyour original was excellent
>Mets take care of business>Cubs shit the bedMany such cases
>>157455998>>157456106What the??
>>157456343trevor and zack on the grid!
gm Mariners nation, is it too much to hope for a sweep?>>157454653Ow, my balls
it’s uphttps://youtu.be/tOefvMWecJU
>>157457707>is it too much to hope for a sweep?Yeah
gm
>>157457874:(
>>157457707They can pull off the sweep with no problem at all.Go Mariners!
>>157457916The Mariners are hoping to join NPB next season if there is room in last place
>>157456332Those two games aren't really related.
OAA is such a flawed stat. Why does FanGraphs give it so much weight?Say there's a fly ball in the gap with 10% catch probability.>fielder dives and makes catch: +0.9 OAA>fielder lays up and cuts it off for a single: -0.1 OAA>fielder dives and misses, ball rolls to wall for a triple: -0.1 OAAIt rewards fielders for being aggressive, but doesn't punish them when they fail and it costs the team. Those split second decisions are a huge part of playing the outfield. It just goes to show why nerds can't be trusted to try and measure the sport with complex stats.
>>157458257That is weird thanks for pointing it out
>>157458345You're welcome. Godspeed.
>>157458095Not from Gary, IN i see.
>>157458554No, thank God.
>British players get Good Boy Points>Americans get Uncle Sam Debt>Venezuelans get valueless bank notes>french used to be paid in Frank Thomas’s>Germans used to get paid in trick ass marks>wops and dagos got paid in harps>Polacks got paid in ZlatansSeems Cashman was a genius after all
Boooooooo you suck get off the stage
>>157459169it takes a lot of courage to come up here
it’s raining, it’s pouring.old man status: snoring.
>>157459220Please don't wake the old man.
zzzzzzz zzzzzzz
>>157453674>made the Marlins fan throw his jersey in pure joyOhtani is just that powerful
It sickens me that they will hand Ohtranny the mvp again.
>>157456144fucking based
My cusb
It pleases me that they will hand GOATani the mvp again.
Everyone on here is rooting for PCA to win MVP
Play ball!Play ball!Play ball!
>>157460227yes and I'm a dodgers fan
Everyone on here is rooting for Ohtani to win MVP
>>157460227 incorrect
>>157460249no, and I'm a dodgers fan
Dodgers fan here, PCA will win MVP and he deserves to
>>157460249yes and I'm a cubs fan
PCA 4 MVP
>>157460227no, and I'm a cubs fan
>>157460249correct
As a cubs girl, I think Ohtani will win MVP
Ohtani? Yea he’s the MVP.Most Valuable Poophead!
>>157460368take it easy ippei
Ohtani can only lose the MVP race if PCA breaks the NL home run record. Sorry that's just the standard.
As a Japanese person, I find this reaction video the most entertaining. I’ve watched it dozens of times.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi1O-ST4agM
Still crazy that a sub.950 OPS hitter is going to win NL MVP. Shit league.
>>157460597Too long.
>>157460620That's true, but there are very few videos with Japanese subtitles.
I'm shitting cum
if Ohtani gets the MVP I'll punch a Chinaman
>>157460778I also hope for that
LGM
>>157460778based
How do we fix them?
>>157460765I also hope for that
As a Dodgers fan, I think Cubs girls are the best fans in baseball
>>157460828>tattoo dropped
I'm a cubs fan and I think ohtani deserves to and will win mvp
seattle mariners pitcher kade anderson won that ballgame yesterday btw
>>157460944Looked like the offense bailed him out.
>>157460854>mariners are as close to leading the division as the yanks KILL JIMOTHY LET HIS BLOOD FUEL A SURGE IN THE STANDINGS
>>157461003Randy bailed him out, but he had a pretty good debut. Cubbies are the best offense in baseball after all.
Good afternoon, baseball fans.
>>157461057Good afternoon, baseball fan.
hey yall! newbie here...the wifey's new bf likes this sport so i need a little background infowho are the good guys of this sport? how bout the baddies? thanks for your input, all!
>>157461093The good guys are the cubbies (your favorite team)!
>>157456144Votto is such a fucking G. Is he gonna make the HOF?
>>157461057>>157461072It's 9am.
>>157461196Good morning, cheese and baseball fan.
>>157461165 yes
>>157461072>Good afternoon, baseball fan.Hewo, anon and fren.
I guess it's kind of old news at this point, but it's insane how good the White Sox are this year considering how their last 3 seasons have gone. People seem to have stopped talking about that. 2015 Astros-esque.
>>157460828God I fucking love big tits, I’m gonna go play karryns prison until the ‘ners start
Wonder how Rodón will do in his first start back
>>157461008this is similar to the shit i see in my nightmares sometimes
gay dandyson
>>157461035top tier new officer cal pic too
The Padres have won 20 out of their last 27 games, btw
>>157461273Lol look at him go
anyone else wake up on weekends and just lounge in bed for an hour or 2
>>157461273what AI did u use to make dis?
>>157461307damn! whose this dude?
berdinales beisbol in one hour
>>157461313 i used to in my mid-twenties but that was when i lived in a studio and could just flip on tv right there
>>157461260>God I fucking love big titsDo you like Recker's big tits?
>>157461372>whose this dude?This due belongs to...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCCyoocDxBA
>>157461390You think I’m a fag or something? Of course I do
>>157461481fag
I need an afillin'
>>157461682go braves!
>>157461364oh no, he just does this… all over the mound… all the time
I wouldn't even give PCA a good glove this year, desu. Pages has been significantly better.
>>157461307That's someone's mom.
>>157462012 *son
My mom has the best son :)
>>157461961As a dodgers fan I hate Andy Faggot
>>157462078source???
>>157462088My mom :)
I just put spicy kimchi on a turkey and mozzarellea sandwichand it was good
>>157462105i boned her (anally)
How would you react if your favorite player trooned out mid game?
>>157462131that does sound good. sourdough?
>>157453640kek scuba
>>157462206what the fuck does that even mean?
It's O time
>>157462131wait... you make your own sandwich??
>>157462258as a fellow alysa enjoyer, i have to ask...why do you always use this godawful photo of her?
>>157461289You're not a real fan until you see it during waking hours too.
>sewers rape the mariners>mariners get fired up and rape the cubs in responsekek... KEK!
What's his plan to save 2027?
>>157462290Her face can either be happy or disappointed on how you look at it.
>>157462249It's an common indian fetish—Gender-affirming surgery via fast ball to the gonads.
>>157462329ROB, NO!! NO, ROB
>>157462291BAD MANFIE! DOWN, BOY!! OFF THE SOFA
Chad Alonso
>>157462231Jewish rye
For me it's wondertwink Jackson Holliday.
>>157462406>smoking a cigar backwardspete did it his way
>>157462459Hottest twink in the game
>>157462434yumyumyum
pfma
Good start for Rodon
>>157462519 icfamarn!
berds take the lead
Pepperjack is the best cheese
Cmon Sanchise
>>157462595*slaps u in the face wit a slice of superior muenster*
berds lead
>>157462595ive been on that havarti
>>157462595Tillamook used to have a Habanero Jack exclusively at costco but I can't get it anymore. It was like Pepper Jack but spicier and better in every way.
why does every single store's website take 19 fucking minutes to load nowadays
>>157462646Havarti is so good especially when melted on like a grilled ham and cheese
>>157462719there's 5 million APIs, data trackers, and browser compatibility issues going in the background. I used to work tangential to that space and the transaction part of the site was considered hallowed ground and was supposed to be as clean and responsive as possible.
>>157462725i have just been eating the entire block with my hands
>steve cohen>buys the mest in Nov 2020>mest fans flood /mlb/>"the mest run ny!!!!">no one knows what that even means>"the mest will be the next great dynasty!!!">time will tell>3rd place in 2021, miss the postseason>2nd place in 2022, lose the NLWC>4th place in 2023, miss the postseason>3rd place in 2024, lose the NLCS>2nd place in 2025, miss the postseason>5th place in 2026, miss the postseasonThe Steve Cohen mest have missed the postseason five out of the six seasons since he bought the team (fuck you, the wild card isn't the postseason, winning the wild card gives you entry into the postseason). It almost makes you miss Fred Coupon.
>>157462757jesus. all i wanted to see what which brand of fuckin chips they have in stock.
Havarti is a Danish cheese
>>157462816go on...
>>157462816that appears to be latinx
>>157462800He got his casino
>>157462807>>157462757The one that gets me is the popups for europoors being shoved down my throat.
>>157462832delete this gif
>>157462830>>157462832Havarti was previously called "Danish Tilsiter" after the German cheese type tilsiter.[3] Danish production began in 1921.[4] In 1952, the cheese was named Havarti, after Havartigården near Holte, where the Danish cheese pioneer Hanne Nielsen worked in the 19th century.[5] Among other cheeses, Nielsen created a Tilsit cheese with caraway for King Christian IX of Denmark.[3]Some sources, such as The Oxford Companion to Cheese, say that Nielsen invented Havarti cheese,[6][7][8] while the Dansk Biografisk Leksikon states that the current Havarti is not based on her cheesemaking.[9]The original Havarti cheese is different from flødehavarti ("cream Havarti"),[10] which is made from flash pasteurized milk, so that the whey proteins that would otherwise be eliminated during production remain in the curd. This raises yields, but alters the taste and texture. Cream Havarti usually ripens very little, since the remaining whey proteins cause problems (off-taste, odd appearance) during prolonged ripening.In 2013, 18,900 metric tons were produced in Denmark.[10] As of 2019, 17,000 metric tons are produced annually in Denmark, of which 3,000 to 4,000 metric tons are consumed domestically.[1] In 2015, 17,700 metric tons were produced in Wisconsin and 7,400 in Canada. In 2018, Wisconsin produced 18,400 metric tons and Canada 7,500 metric tons
Man I could go for a provolone heavy sandwich right now...
Yankees lead
>>157462832mice prefer peanut buttertru story
Soriano is shuffling
>>157462886neat!
>>157463000checked
>>157462707That sounds like a lovely cheese, fren
>>157462952who is this strumpet?
umps in rays/o's game are T R A S H
>>157463064One more remark out of you, and you're out of here.
corn tortillas & yummy chorizo
Yanks play the gay rays on sep. 22 for a 4 game series
The best thing about bring your dog to the park day is throwing dog shit at the outfielders
>>157463076
GL to us today, Metsbros. I gotta study so I won't be able to watch closely, but let's take the series!
he's so good
fuck you philly
>>157463219i've never heard such talk! were you raised by wolves??
keko
>>157463233sorry, i'm just sick of what im seeing right now!
Dodgers 3peat a for sure thing
who should I bandwagon for the 'offs now that these listless bums are out and I'm down to watching the rookies' at bats?I'm thinking the padres
>>157463043
>>157463264Cubs and Brewers say nay
>>157463302doyers
LETS GO BLUE JAYS
GEorgE BobblEr
UH OH STANKEE
which is the best basedboy team if I like anime?
I ain't no etsy witch but I'm wishing the Yankees nothing but an injury plague by September and cost them their Wild Card spot.
>>157463318who and who?
>>157463406you'll find out in October. I don't want to ruin the surprise
Just noticed O'Hoppe is in the lineup, idk how to feel about him anymore. He was kind of bitter towards the team after the trade. But it's also his own fault for being as bad as he was.Wish he would have just stayed quiet and gracious like Adell was.
>gets 1 game within .500>completely shits the bed
is the yankeepaco present
>>157463427every non-rookie outside of Dingler needs to go
>>157463423Angels molded Adell into a good player so it's logical that he'll be gratefulwhere as o hoppe lost his hair with the angels
>>157463490I am present to whine, bitch, and moan should the Yankees start losing. So far, they aren't. But they played like it in the top of the fourth inning by letting the stupid Blue Jays tie it up.
>>157463520thanks for the recap I was listening in the car when that happenedlets see how it plays out
get REKT
>>157463506rays and their cartoons
>>157463412Dodger 3peat, baby. Hos trippin!
>>157463552based anime negron
is he dealing, bros???
Sometimes you just gotta eat a whole loaf of sourdough bread (no, carbs dont make you fat, cope and seethe).
>>157462664Las Vegas is rightful L.A. clay
berds are eating
Kikushit is back
>>157463650How much did Walther pay for that one...
>>157463675if it's chicken, then it's cannibalism!
>>157463694100% beef toasted ravioli
kept Baz in too long
>>157463631I don't think the actual argument is that carbs make you fat, it's that foods with a lot of carbs tend to have a lot of energy but don't keep you full for that long before you get hungry again so you end up eating too often.Versus meats or cheeses or vegetables like broccoli which will keep you full much longer.So instead of eating a whole loaf of sourdough bread you might eat a full head of broccoli. Which would be much better for you. But it isn't the carbs alone that do it you're right.
Nice challenge goof
Fuck these retarded faggots. Stop challenging calls when batting. Now Wells doesn't have any.
>>157463774We've been having that problem the last few games too, despite Kirk's red hot hitting streak he can't see the zone for fucking shit.He used to be really good at it so it's weird how bad he is now.
>>157463631>>157463744carbs ultimately are converted into VLDL by your body and stored as fat. it's empirically proven to be biologically worse for you than unsaturated omega-3 fats and proteinalso as the other anon pointed out, protein gives you much more bang for your buck in terms of calories so become fuller more efficiently
This lineup sucks so much ass I'm thinking Kurt is trying to throw the game. Why the fuck is Trout DHing? He would have backed up Campero's stupid ass better than Siri did.Why is Kikuchi even here? Just cut his ass
>>157463764Do not challenge Saar>>157463744Either way it was delicious.
I thought the Jankees sent down Anthony Volpe. What the fuck is happening?
IS HE DEALING????????
>>157463785Thats jew bs "science" fat is stored as fat. Carbs are broken down into energy, never into fat. Get a reality check or take another vaccine. Stop lying.
>>157463790>Either way it was delicious.That's the bloody problem. That is the belly of the beast. Like, come on, man!
>reading through the gulag threads from ti15>/mlb/ out of nowhere
>>157463814https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10525047/https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6213738/https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2874080/https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4838515/https://www.ahajournals.org/doi/10.1161/CIRCRESAHA.123.323284https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7239992/https://iwasa.biochem.utah.edu/fatmetabolism/last link has mechanistic animations for you
at least springer still runs after a bad hit unlike FatNiggaJr
Cmon Os. Need some runs
>>157463816>Dressed to the nines>>157463859Jesus Christ, take your snake oil bs down the road jew, scam is over.
how many times do i need to say sanchez is washed until dombrowski listens to me
>>157463872Vlad got hit in the head, please understand.
Bennett is dealing
>>157463859you're not a mouse
>roylels
>>157463872FatNigga500,000,000
OH NO NO
>The first place team in the AL West is a .500 team 65-65The AL West is a circus and should ultimately be dissolved. What a joke division.
FFS just throw a strike faggot
>>157464085Just relegate the Asstros back to the National League like in the old days
>>157463970If she is downs, I am down.
>post cheating investigation>losing againI tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter>PEAKED>TOO>SOON
I'm trans
>>157464107That doesn’t do anything for the division. How do you stop a division from being a bunch of shit teams?
>>157464170>September 6, 2017Yankees also cheated during that period btw
dead jays>dead jays
>>157464107Move the astros and replace them with the rockies
Holy cow, Vlad got up from that.
>>157464196but the red sox are being investigated for cheating this season, and they started losing the moment the league began it's investigation
>>157464085just swap the padres with either the astros or the rangers. boom the NL and AL west are both fixed.
can't get upset at a blowpen blow if you know it's gonna blow
B E N G E ' D
>Rays pitcher is named Booser>had an alcohol addiciton
>>157464116Would you guys have sex with a girl who has down syndrome? I don't think I could, but Natalie Dormer kinda looks like she has downs so maybe
giants are cheating i reckon
>>157464213>Vlad>$40M in 2026>7 HRs>OPS+ of 92he's just stealing moneyhe got his bag, and now he is fat and lazy
>1 hitThe offense owes Baz a house
>>157464247the fact that you think about stuff like this says a lot of gross things about you that you'll never be able to hide
>>157464288i just like the duck>i just like the duck
>>157464308he's just like me frfr
>>157464308
>>157464293Why? It's a meaningful question. People with down syndrome are people too. It depends on a couple of things but they are capable of giving consent. With that victoria secret model Sofia Jirau there was pushback against de-sexualizing her because she doesn't want to be infantilized and wants to be seen as someone to be desired.It's a complex topic and you're putting these people in a box by saying shit like that.
If my team loses today, I will be mad. This genny would hate to see me mad. Remember that you fucking pussies
>>157464365>People with down syndromepeople with down syndrome tend to be extremely horny all the timeno, actually truehealthcare workers who work with people with down's (such as yours truly) battle the issue of people with down's sneaking away to have sex with each other or to masturbate. In fact, they will randomly start masturbating quite oftenby the way, people with down's also tend to enjoy baseball and anime which soothes them
>>157464365>>157464408
CAM ON POPE SOX*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*SCORE SAM FACKIN RUNS*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
If my team wins today I will be happy.
>>157464379mariners fan?
>>157464429i'm good either way
i cant understand a word this right cunt is saying
ITFCB
kek the "FUCK" hot mic on the broadcast right after the hit
>>157453640kek
>>157464261>now he is fatanon where the fuck have been his whole career?
>>157464247>>157464365Dude I havent had sex in like two years, wrong person to ask haha
Man what is wrong with the so called Pope soxes offense? I thought God was on their bats' side?
name a more based duo than Joe Davis/Orel hershiser.... you can't!
>>157464566/mlb/ and gay porn
McLean dealt>>157464565the Mets are a good team. you wouldn't be asking this question if the Sox were being shut out by the Dodgers or Brewers or Padres so extend the same courtesy to all good teams
>>157464581i'm a cubbie fan and a thousand times THIS!
>>157464566I heard that Karros is kill for the rest of the year, thank god
>>157464566cubs girls and my benis
*transmission from planet retard*>the Mets are a good team.
let's go let's go
>tfw you will never hit a walk-off homer in late August for your team in a pennant race and it leads to you getting a date with a tatted up and pierced latinx slag qt:(
>white sux
ITFDB
>>157464622When is she starting her OnlyFans career?
>>157464609
uhhh, cards? wtf are you doing?
berds choking
Any anons here play StarTropics? Mike Jones throws some heat.
for me, it's watching tape on Swallows legend Hana Kurosaki
>>157464640What is that third to last logo?
ahhh he fucking hit him
>>157464600awesome if truenow what do we do about nelson, mendoza....?
Murakami might have the most raw power in the MLB. Imagine if he could lock in and hit everything.
holy shit LMFAO I completely gave up on this phillies game it was just background noise
>>157464686I nominate Rizzo to replace whoever else if we have Orel and Joe Gayvis secured
snell be playin' PUBG at night off stream
why cant you just let us have one
>>157464673bruh...
MILKMAN
Moooooo
LET'S FUCKING GO
Dude I love my Red Soxies and I love my Jahmai Jones
whoa whoa mookie>trying to tag him on the crotch
NOBLETIGER ALERT
SCHWARBAMBINO>SCHWARBAMBINOSCHWARBAMBINO>SCHWARBAMBINOSCHWARBAMBINO>SCHWARBAMBINOSCHWARBAMBINO>SCHWARBAMBINOSCHWARBAMBINO>SCHWARBAMBINOSCHWARBAMBINO>SCHWARBAMBINOSCHWARBAMBINO>SCHWARBAMBINOSCHWARBAMBINO>SCHWARBAMBINOSCHWARBAMBINO>SCHWARBAMBINOSCHWARBAMBINO>SCHWARBAMBINO
SCHWARBOMB
i had the under 8.5
>CHOKE'BRIEN
good job, tommy
CORN ERA
>>157464745bro the phillies were trying to lose that game idk how the fuck that just happened
SNELLZILLAkids love him
A WALKOFF SCHWARBOMB JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Angels making Cal Quantril look like Cy fucking Young
bravesbros.... it's over.
Another one for the good guys Schwarbros
sheeeitgg rays
bros...
HOLY FUCK LOLKYLE
Metsbros, it's looking kinda dicey
we're only down by 5
>100% win probability>still lose
>>157464853gay louis KEK
>>157464797Yeah and the Reds did their best to lose the last game of the last series and the Birds barely won that one
>>157464825Hell of a post schwarbro
PHILLIESHILLIES
Colson please
>>157464853>cards devil magic
>>157464853>down 4-0>two outs, bottom of the 9th>double>single>walk>3 run double>rbi single>walkoff 2 run hrWew
>barveshttps://vocaroo.com/16WMVbrYKB3U
fucking faggot umpthe ball hit the green monsterstop robbing the sox their game
I'm GayGo Braves
philly could win the MLB NBA and NFL this year
>>157464888based umps
great ab MVP
RANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!111
Boston tie it up
walktanistealtani
>>157464896You're a lock for FOTY
Randy Arozarena owns the cubs lol.
>>157464853Why didnt they just end the game when the cardinals had 100% chance to win
yeaaaa sho
freddie :)
>>157464896>embiitch making it past the 2nd round
Late but RRRRRAAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDDYYYYYYY
The umps are LITERALLY cheating against the Red Sox!!!!!!
>>157464884this has been such a roller coaster season holy fuck. How many last inning last out comebacks can this team deliver???
just hit it farrr into the outfield
A WONGIAN TIE GAME
mcadoo em
dead jays>dead jaysAlso, jays dead
White Sox pls
idk how people are sitting in the sun at uniqlo field. It's like 100f and slightly humid
Yankees win!/mlb/ losesSay the line /mlb/
>PHILADELPHIAPHILLIES>PHILADELPHIAPHILLIES>PHILADELPHIAPHILLIES>PHILADELPHIAPHILLIES>PHILADELPHIAPHILLIES>PHILADELPHIAPHILLIES
>>157464896Not the NHL though lmao fuck the flyers
hot dogbaseball
>>157464959THEY'RE DOING IT FOR SHOHEI
fuck the yankees :)
do these neck fans work or are they just a meme
MICKEY (MANTLE) GASPER
gg yankschizo
That gotta be the longest AB I've seen from Ohtani kek
>>157464959they're not sitting on the field
mookie is a bum
>>157464989they workt. used them in Nipponland when traveling in the summer
Yeah I knew this series was over after the first game. Cards played their hearts out with a skeleton crew and couldn't put it away and got two injuries in the series. This was really the last chance at a playoff run, but I guess it was fun while it lasted.
monkey batts kek
how did Yordan Alvarez magically become the best hitter in baseball at like age 35?
>>157465007i was so sure he'd get the sac fly for edman to get an RBI two batters later
>>157464896we've done this before. usually no one wins anything but sometimes one teams wins
>>157465007>batting thirdbravo roberts
are you fucking kidding me shite sux
I've seen enough. Give Boston the damn World Series and cancel baseball next year lol
>Alvarez at the plate in a crucial positionoh boy..........
>>157464973maybe if they got leo i could add them lol
>>157465020swag like yordan
>>157465017I dance like this when mookie bats
>shite sux>shitcago
>>157464972>IVE GOTHIGH HOPES>IVE GOTHIGH HOPES>IVE GOTHIGH HOPES>IVE GOTHIGH HOPES>IVE GOTHIGH HOPES
>>157465054I thought I was the only one
boston is 100% cheating
Attacrap shota
SIM CITYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>157465069weird way to spell "yankees" today
Mickey “Mantle” Gasper
DAAAAAAAAA BLOW GAYS LOSE. Good luck never.
>>157465012Rebuild year........
Nu?
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