SERIE A MATCHDAY 1>Saturday, August 22, 202618:30 Udinese 1 – 1 Como18:30 Inter 4 – 1 Monza20:45 Parma 0 – 1 Cagliari20:45 Genoa 0 – 2 Napoli>Sunday, August 23, 202618:30 Venezia 0 – 2 Lecce18:30 Frosinone 0 – 1 Juventus20:45 Torino 1 – 2 AC Bbilan20:45 Atalanta 2 – 1 Sassuolo>Monday, August 24, 202618:30 Bologna – Lazio20:45 Roma – FiorentinaPrevious: >>157447701Reminder to keep it crusty, sing your daily faccetta nera, come out of retirement at least once and stay raviolipilled.
negru
Sour sour sour
I just checked on Sofascore and I couldn't believe my eyes... Camerda scored 0 (zero) goals?!?
nihao
golazo ramos
>>157465180>20:45 Roma – FiorentinaPotential kino or am I just confusing it with the Totti days?
No comment
>>157465245The former, it's the best Viola side in ~20 years and Roma is looking spicy too
>GTA 6 leaker CyberLeek adds a new message about physical-discs in the latest clip:>“They want to take away your right to resell.>The peaceful route got us nowhere.>This was plotted by them for years.>It is time to fight now or neverNow that is a motivational speechSpaleeki OUTCyberleek IN
>>157465245Fiocretina is going to be james bond burger'd by Roma
I would also say "No comment" if I was illiterate and therefore unable to understand Law Law 12, section 1 of the current iteration of the IFAB Laws of the Game.It really is a burden to know the rules of the game we all know and watch, just being able to say whatever suits your narrative sounds like bliss.
>play incredibly well the first half with many players still out of shape>80% of the starting team was the same from last season and that did poorly because the players are incredibly bad>entire fanbase tries to blame the coach and kick him out????????????????
>Kalulu 6,3>Celik 6>Kelly 5,2>McBurger 5>Culo Muani 3,1It's all so tiresome
>DJ Francesco is going to escape relegation againDark times are upon calcio
>Turco ghosted Lock-n-loadelli's pre-match speechLocatelli OUTCyberleekatelli IN
>>157465460Should add a #1 since this is going to be part of a loooooong compilation
>>157465359based entire fanbase
>>157465460Trezeguet would've cunted it in with a half-volley instep full swing, far post
Hunthands signed tomorrow I’m not watching Celik/Cumbiaso after surviving years of Alex Alessandro
>>157465479Who would you replace him with? I'm all ears
>>157465517Cambiaso would've hogged the ball there, gud from Turkiyota
>>157465520I’m just joking but being a temperamental boomer and having a go at a player over one missed chance is indefensible. It’s not even isolated because he did the same with David/Openda last year, at one point he’d publicly praise the striker of every team Juve played as a dig. Yes, they are shit and Comolli fucked the winter market but it’s ridiculously unprofessional. I don’t actually want him sacked but I’d love to know where he thinks this behavior is going to get him.
>>157465517who passed that? shit pass that came too behind and bad swerve to finish.just give a regular pass infront of him.
>>157465598Celik, he's rightfooted playing on the left so that's probably why the pass was wonky
>Besiktas will soon have 3 ex-Jjust players 4th one (Gatti) is free!
Kek amorim was a literal meme in the premier league and now he dominates serie ass Ehhhhhhh but muh most tacticool league
>>157465597Anon, he’s Tuscan, that’s how they think/act. They don’t understand that most of the shit they say comes out wrong. He was just jokingly teasing him, like he did with Alakazamovic a couple of days ago when he said he was shit at scoring or something like that. You can blame him for two things: still giving a chance to players who clearly don’t deserve to play for Jjust anymore, and his questionable subs.The team played fine, they missed easy sitters because these players are that limited but other it was a good first match. Relax
Impressive ghostatazza kvaradona btw
Finally
>>157465662will that help vincenzo italianon win against the likes of abkhaziaspor and skeeeeupspor?
Goodbye Perincel, your neckbeard was legendary
>>157465359Sacking would be idiotic and pretty reactionary, but his antics in press conferences would be better left out at times. Also insanely weird subs, Boga instead of Alajbegovic who played for most of the pre-season and motherfucking Koopmeiners, Cambiaso I can half understand with the Celik yellow card but there's some mind-blowing choices.
>>157465520marcvs tvlivs baronvs
>>157465682I’m not saying you can’t banter millionaire footballers (Sarri was artistically justified in making that joke that caused the senatori to get buttmad way back when), it just looks bad when you’re doing it in public like this. >>157465716Cambiaso and Koopmeiners don’t give a single fuck but I wish they would realize no one wants them
>>157465716I agree about Alakazamovic, he deserved to get a few minutes. What I think Spalletti was trying to do (wrongly, imho) was give players like Koopmeiners and Zhegrova one last chance. Other than that the material he has to work with isn’t exactly the best. Douglas Luiz (solid game) was exhausted and had to be subbed off with the ciuccio as the only fit available choice.
>>157465784They're examples to a bigger problem that Jj has had in the past years, and it's signing players that are clearly below the club's level and who know that if they leave they're only gonna step down. Guys like David are begging it because if he goes, it's likely not to some Chelsea or PSG, but to like Besiktas or Hull. Zingaro showed that too, he thought he'd get a big move but he's just not that guy, if you're a millionaire with agents who want money and yes-men surrounding you then this kind of delusion is common.>>157465790Thing is like, what's the point? These players have no market, even giving them one last chance is just good to show the world how shit they are. Zhegrova's probably gonna stay in the rotation with Nico checked out (if he stays he's 100% playing more than the former though), but really guys like Koopmeiners or Cambiaso are just not presentable at this level, I'm just gonna assume he wanted to sub Thuram but because he didn't get minutes in last week's friendly he saw it as risky.
>>157465699Yup that was a fake Vicario injury lol
>>157465877Thuram missed half of the pre-season, so it’ll take weeks before he gets back into shape. That’s why they’re speeding up the departures of Miretti/Arthur and others so they can bring in another midfielder, probably Kessié.As for those players, he didn’t sub them to put them in the shop window for potential suitors but simply to see whether they have the determination needed to stay (Cambiaso excluded).The idea will be to send them out on loan if necessary, which is probably what is going to happen
>Van Bommel Jr. is an actual fenomeno in the makingNooooo, but you just had to go and sign Pokebegovic
>>157465957It's honestly quite grim and I can't blame the people in charge of transfers, 90% of the squad has zero market interest. Team had to invest heavily in the transfer window to become a tad better and >we still need at least two players, going into the season with Cambiaso starting is a death wish. Sell Locatelli's soul to the devil for money to buy Balde or something this shit can't keep going.
>>157465957>probably Kessié.
>>157466073Any hole will do if it means if this team can stop being so Locatelli centric.For Serie Ass standards a double pivot DL - Kessie will be plenty
nikola vlasic
two more footballing seasons and Kessie will reach the manager's age cap in Football Manager
>The Champions League league phase draw takes place on Thursday 27 August.Haha
>>157466216this
>>157466231:)
The Binding of Isaac but Isaac is Kolo Muani and his mom is Spalletti
Luciano Spalletti didn't bring Alajbegovic on in a match against Frosinone I can't believe it
Craniometry of Jacques Moretti: turning a flat surname into a tree trunk doesn't change the ethnicity; the subject is Italic, not French, a dinar-Mediterranean alpinized one particularly pigmented and with a southern mug, between Spalletti and Italiano/Di Carlo.
>“You’re crap, I’d have scored it, and I weigh 200 kg”—the shouts that break into DAZN’s microphones on Aboukhlal’s missed goal
What if Amorim wasn’t a scam it was just yanited that is cursed
>>157467093Maurizio is on a (sausage) roll
Those who watch jJ don’t laugh at the circus
Trofeo Birra Jacques Moretti
/mu/ /v/ collab meteora's mask
>>157466231Comobros!
>The Importance of Being Ernest (Poku)
>de zerbi's Tottenham conceded a goal to kayodejust end this sucker's career
Good morning!>Adrien Rabiot on the controversy surrounding his extra days off: "After the World Cup, we asked the coach if we could have a few extra days and he gave us four additional days. I don't understand the controversy surrounding it, but that's how things are in Italy. I'm happy that I was able to come on today. I've understood what the coach wants and what he expects from me. I never thought about leaving Milan. I'm happy with the goal, the assist and, most importantly, the victory."Rúben Amorim on Milan's youngsters: "When you're fighting for titles, there's pressure. Cissè, Camarda, Comotto, Vladimirov — we'll try to help these young players grow.">Samuel Chukwueze on whether he's ready to run up and down the flank all season in his new role: "I'm ready. It's my job. I'll give everything."Still shaking my head. What needs to happen that these disgraceful inter refs go to prison?
>>157469433This but with Borge Brende
Happy birthday to the jJoakim Mogren man
Kamil Grubhub
Carnemolli please drop grabba and sign the magistrate instead
Another futuro next-gen new capo di capi buffonese?! Arent two enough?
Why is xhe seething so much about the greatest goalkeeper in the history of the sport now? What pushed xhim over the edge? I still can't tell
>>157469589he didn't get enough attention vpn posting as a the poorfag skeeezo so now he's trying to force another gimmick, Kojima predicted this in MGS2
>>157469589there was a thread about Buffon on the catalog a couple days ago with the OP bearing a dutch flag, that is all
>greatest goalkeeper in the history of the sportWait why are we talking about dida now?
/biz/ idea: Alien Isolation mod where Manuel Locatelli replaces the xenomorph
outside of juve, inter, milan and local rivalries, which teams do you guys hate/which are the most hated teams in italy? como? napoli? roma?
>>157469657nobody cares enough about the other teams
Nick Boug-ACKs
>>157469657Napoli is really really hated
>>157469657Atalanta
>walking away with the same energy as that bookish bpd girl you asked to leave while she was expecting to spend the whole day bedrotting with youWe won.
>Spalletti on Kolo Muani's missed goal at the end of the match: "If he hasn't played in two years, there must be a reason."So why did you buy him?
>>157469842No way, he's wearing a granata shirt too lolGrimtoli needs to be filled up with gasoline and detonated at the slightest contact
Croatia and his PS5 Pro made this happens, thanks lad
>>157469879The absolute state of Series S
>>157469879>no news about a 60 fps patch for PC keksOH NONONONONONONONONONONONONON
>all these vydia spam>Not a single mention of yoshi and the mysterious book
>>157469895Are you fucking retarded
Italian nibbas be like lmao finna go cinema and guardare L’Uomo di Ragno: Un Nuovo Giorno con Tomasso Paesi-Bassi e Sadie Lavello
>willy Kambwala (21) to Como. Here we go! It's a loan + €10m buy option for the Villarreal defenderLiterally who?
>>157469879WE GAAN
pinemounts status?
>Willy Kambwala Ndengushikino
>>157470032in all seriousness there is no way the performance isn't a disaster regardless of platform and this whole deal of "WE SOMEHOW MADE A BREAKTHROUGH TWO WEEKS BEFORE RELEASE AND NOW YOU WILL SURELY GET THE 60 FPS TRUST THE PLAN" is bullshit
>>157470026I've been tracking Ika's physical data my AVG (Age, Volume and Gravity Model) and if my calculations are correct then we are just mere months away from them sagging bellow her bellybutton. This rate of tiddie ptosis is unprecedented!
Max pezzali might be the only interfag worth existing
>Leon Kokubo to Parma
Do NOT look up his pics on Google
>>157469845hands tied, will of the player, intentional sabotage,…
>>157470118What in the Camarda...
>Kean to Como&Go almost a done deal
>Muscle strain for Vicariot. Marzio Theft Auto That's Pinsoglio's boss fight music in the background playing
>>157470260Enter Riccardo Radu (a Mino Raiola player)
>>157470271Wtf MINOOOOOOOOO you're saving us even from the other world... thank you...
lfg boys
>>157470260https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA614N3IHD4Father Gascoglio
>STAT ATTACK: Manuel Locatelli had the most defensive contributions (13) than any other player during yesterday’s match. He made 5 clearances and 6 interceptions. He also had a tackle, a block and recovered the ball six times. Won 8 duels, fouled four timesWe’re so fucking back
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/aug/24/ruben-amorim-milan-live-up-to-billing-as-teenage-star-alphadjo-cisse-upstages-signingsNew Bandini (formerly Paolo) calcio column is up
>Atalanta offered 35m + bonuses for Jonathan Roweliterally every Serie Ass club has a bigger budget than >us lmao
>>157470312>Spiderman-jumping in front of a moving scam train to save Fulham or Everton from getting scammed instead Congrats to them I guess
>>157470322Just Giuntoli things!
>>157470312the next lookman :^)))))
>>157470323It’s kinda sad to see them destroy their project desu, sure there is Como but the bloodstreams full of nandrolone still felt more honest than what the Indonesians are doing. The Atalanta stars were all true deep cuts or from their own academy instead of already-known prospects or players poached from big club academies.
>>157469433Wait hol’ upWho’s this Vladimirov youngster?
How do fat people afford so much take away in this economy?Don’t get me wrong - i appreciate a good munch every now and then as well.But who has the time to cook meals like this multiple times a day or the economy (and time) to eat them away from home multiple times a day?
Poll ended, beach won and is gonna be up anytime now
>>157470493>He isn't buckwheatmaxxingOr just smoke and drink coffee whatever is easier
>>157470500Death Stranding stays winning
Mo I'm supposed to believe that the fact that "withheld" has two h's in it is somehow correct spelling
>>157470493This webm and the one with that guy adding two extral bowls of sauce and parmesan to his pasta make me so angry. I really hate fat people. The last thing fat people need to do is to eat
Damn, is that new narrative I see being cooked with this whole "I really hate fat people" schtick? Excited to see where this leads!
>BREAKING: Kenan Yıldız is set to undergo knee surgery and be out for 2 months [Cazzetta]Alajbegovic monkey’s paw (the joke here is Boga will start)
https://x.com/anishmoonka/status/2091669314223181920Why did Leiden university researchers killed so many women?
>>157470543Apparently it's a foot surgery not a knee one. Not a big loss, he's been disappointing since february desu
He uploaded nudist town instead lol
This maadish dutch has a longing for grapes:He baits, but the bunch still escapes.So he goes away sour;And, 'tis said, to this hourDeclares that he's no taste for sour grapes.
The state of those bars explains the Drake fascination
>>157470577imagine all the shitty poems he wrote about underage girls
>>157470568https://x.com/higtmz/status/2091876085524729867?s=20
>>157470568>it's all fat hagsno skinny grannies no buy
Lil bro spit all his fire in Crans-Montana and leaves us with these wet farts, grim
Yild-ACK
We won.
>>157470581And now it's just plainly posting pictures of them kek
Those were all above average
>Moise Kean to Como for €40 million plus €3 million in bonuses
>Romano has recently confirmed that he “held talks” with FIGC representatives, but a decision on the country to represent at a senior level “is not a priority at the moment.”Old habits die hard
>beto to Fiorentina
Heading out to the shops, dinner plans?
>>157470753>dinner plans?I still gotta try the new kebab shop near me that got a 10 from Franchino™®©
I can't be bothered to edit it
>>157465180>remember this guy at Sheffield United>thought he'd go straight to the top, be an England regular>career faltered>declared for Scotland>became good again
>>157470861
>>157470882Saved
Amorim won.
>>157331252
>>157470902Are those tracksuit pants lmao
Damn that fat comment really triggered him and made him maad huh?
>>157470902Dutch-Indonesian coach Xavierus van Hendrijks
>>157470985A great attacking midfielder if you ask me
lmao
>>157470909They're those meme abomination trousers that football coaches somehow love. Italy is one of the last football leagues where the head coach still dresses a bit ok, but even then it's only the old guard that does it.All these meme German coaches all wear these trousers with those dumb shoes under them.
>Luca Cerchione selling me dreams again
>>157471004The kind of pants that you'll wear at a friend's wedding knowing there might be a random mondialito.
>Pinamonti to cute and fazio for 2-3m with lots of bonuses
>just saw the post match interview of nk gošks antonio kacunko
sborletto needs to drop atleast half the team they had enough chances this season
>>157471053Serie D here >we come
STAT ATTACK: Manuel Locatelli had the most defensive contributions (13) than any other player during yesterday’s match. He made 5 clearances and 6 interceptions. He also had a tackle, a block and recovered the ball six times. Won 8 duels, fouled four times.
>>157471004Move Lululemon to the Gaza strip
>>157471103Next level edit achievement unlocked
>>157471103S A V E D
>Vicario injured >Yildiz injured >Kolo Yutani’s mental killed by SpallettABJj bros we just need the inévitable Bremer knee explosion to happen early and we’ve already got a full house in August already
>>157471122>mental killed by Spallettnever had any mental you foul negruani shill
The Ngolo Owlani signing has poisoned Belgio like nothing before kek
you just know twinkazzo would secretly vote for him
Golazo dildiz
What even is a "contenuto gender"In which reality are they living exactly
>secretly
>>157471257anime and other cartoonsmovies and tv series with more than 2 female charactersvideogames and books
GraBARA IN
>>157470646where exactly do they get the money?
Aria Di Grabari
It's comics slop but the new Lanterns show is kino
>>157471406>Aria Di GrabariDo it
>>157471423Kyle Chandler always is/tv/ idea: Friday Night Lecce's
ARE YOU TRYING TO GET SACKED? The EXACT same lineup as the Mantova game
>>157471292Poles seem to hate the guy lel
>less TM value than even BolognaI hadn't really realized how badly things had gotten for the Biancocelesti :skull:
>BREAKING: Leao wants to stay at AC Milan, even if he doesn’t seem to fit perfectly in Amorim’s Plans.Bravo Rafa!!!
>>157471487>A disposizione: Motta, Renzetti, Isaksen, Romagnoli, Noslin, Floriani Mussolini, Frattesi, Tavares, Ratkov, Belahyane, Przyborek, Lazzari, R. Bordon. apart from Frattesi who could start
>>157471437Imagine running into her...
>>157471513Floriani, Noslin instead of chancellors then give romag a slap and tell him to suck it up and play him alongside prostata
>>157471513Motta
>>157471437
>>157471503That Baloney side is a bit grim itself
>>157471518I would grabbara those soccer balls if you catch my drift
>>157471586*stealthly makes a folder*
Jorrel Nato and Doekhi look scarily similar
>>157471503Rowe solves it (please fanta already in shambles)
>Spend tonnes of money signing Zingaro>Start using him as scapegoat, gaslight and bench him until he leaves >Spend tonnes of money signing D4vid>Start using him as scapegoat, gaslight and bench him until he leaves >Spend tonnes of money signing Openai>Start using him as scapegoat, gaslight and bench him until he leaves >Spend tonnes of money signing Randal>Start using him as scapegoat, gaslight and bench him until he leaves What is this mercato strategy called
>>157471697
>>157471697the "throw money at gazan accounts who are actually bots and get scammed because only dumb people do not support israel" strategy
>Nico Gonzalez to Newcastle
absolute wagon
Business idea: forcing Grimbiaso to watch JOI while he's not horny
>>157471103
chancellors always looks like he could become a good player then he does something stupid
>>157471881with or without the racial slurs?
Cambiaso is the type of dude to get off to hotpast HJ's
YAY
holy fuck how is that a yellow clearly targeted
Luv me some maresca
fuck me chancellors cant make a simple pass without overpowering it
Why are Duccios like this?
cambiaghi is such a fanny its unreal
>>157472110Same with dele bashiru
My goal is to not watch a single Serie A match this season.
holy fuck gus just shave it off
>>157472268Yeah but le heckin' surname is so based
>>157472280yes but which one
>>157472299Yours
>>157470543I know this sounds insane to say, but with one less winger, is it crazy to think Spalletti might want Nico Gonzalez to stay lmao. Also it's good that >we signed Alajbegovic because imagine if >we had to find a winger in fucking late August.
>AS ROMA (3-4-1-2):Svilar; Mancini, N’Dicka, Hermoso; Lulli, Koné, Cristante (C), Wesley;Mora; Dybala, MalenGrim
>>157472320Boga-Alajbegovic gotta be enough for 2 months tbf
Welcome back edgy neckbeard Perin
>>157472329Yeah, I still could see Nico staying cause if Shartletico don't offer money then Spalletti 100% rates him more than Zingarova. Alajbegovic is quite different from Yildiz, hope he'll be a starter from now on.
I'm blue, grabadee, Grabara
here's to (You) Nicola and Grabart
New Forza Jjorizon vehicle unlocked: Grabarth
Why does he wear the mask
CAMON
ABFrattesibros... how will this affect us gooning to his sister Chiara?
frattesvs
>>157472396/v/ idea: Grabara Rush
you did see who started the play with the throw in right?
>>157472336Salvador Dali/Un Chien Andaloupilled or dragon fruit gloves
>>157472452soulebros.....Also >Lulli
>>157472452Cute christmas tree, too bad it doesn't have any balls
scored and saved a gol ELITE from frattesi
why does everyone want to kill him?
if you cut pippaksen up into a million pieces I wouldn't even feed him to the pigs
Frattesi is unironically one of the best shitalian midfielders and should be a starter in the NTHe was completely ruined by that zingaroide of chivu
If gaspmerdini doesn't win bigly against a literal amateur such as grosso after roma's mercato faraonico it's a Buffon in finals-tier humiliation
nice job frattesi
>>157472672Rank these humiliations:- Buffon in finals- Being forcibly relegated- Losing a CL tie to a team whose striker you just poached- Losing a CL final 5-0- Being kicked out of Europe by pole-circle dwelling fishermen-
great back save from floriani
the report of lazios death was an exaggeration
>Grosso la viola coachWtf happened to vanoli
I'm glad for frattesi tbqh
He smoll
>going to a stadium wearing that riomma whore
Gonna cook some spaghetti with pomodoro and grana on top while first half goes on
>Ruben Amorim: “Again, Leao is NOT important, in this and in any moment” Lole, lmao even
>>157472799based
stop irato
>>157472814#BravoRafa
>>157472814kek
Welcome Kamil Grabara!
>>157472814twinkazz status?
>>157472874Ancient Helvetic-Alpine tradition
>>157472889
for me its a cheeky patrician draw
>MerdosoSend the greek in
nice blooter attempt from brestanini
If his body couldn't handle gluten, he'd be called Celierakis disease
Do NOT check how long the next NT break is going to be
>Wesley clearly muzzled playing on the left last season >Only buy right backs and keep playing him there what did Riomma mean by this
>>157472894Casteddu is Helvetic-Alpine??
De Gay on point
>>157473033Of course, ask twinkazzo
dayum that was kino
MAAAAAALEEEEEEEEN
aaaand they are back to being relegation fodder
Absolute filth but fuck riomma
Why can't Conceicao and Culo Muani do this kind of shit man
>Fagioli yellow cardedlmao of course it had to be him
>>157472396Holy shit we just signed Skull FaceHopefully he forbids the Italian language to be spoken in the locker room
>florentine defending
Thanks Arrivabenis, thanks Jorge Antun
My boy beanz looks like kolo muani in front of goal out there
>>157473161lots of cassette tapes are going to pop up at Mother Base (Continassa)
>>157473154dived yellow
surely real madrihhh didn’t pay €70m for this donut
>>157473219Jesus Christ he looks like John Elkann from thumbnail lmao
>>157473227Kek I thought it was Elkann too
melonibros our response?
The way Pioli managed to irreversibly nuke Fiorentina in just a few weeks should be studied at Military Academies
>>157473290
When you already bust that nut but she keeps sucking
>>157472452I wouldn't pay 1,4m for Beans
Ngl I thought Malen was going to be a half season wonder
The world isn't ready for La Xavineta-powered Malen
Amplifico mufa
It's like a wojak came to life
2nd half just restarted
>>157473625
The boars are starting to scare me fras
SURELY Lautardo was able to deliver such a performance against Monza
MAAAAALEEEEEEEEEEEEN
that juve dna...
DEJEA.........
>de gay
It's just way too strong to have a good striker, stuff changes a team's optics
Fiomerdina is so ass lmao 200m spent for nothing
Mario gila is just Lidl Mario hermoso
>>157473686also>de gay
>he didn't put Malen in his fanta and as the season MVP
this looks like it is going to be a very long season for fiocretina
>>157473707my fanta needs a rework if they continue like this, they look awful
FUCK Koeman!
Inao’s agents, marabouts and third uncles twice-removed fucked up he woulda walked into jjust’s XI
Koenan Yildiz
>>157473727As long as the tumor named Loacatelli is there you can forget this stuff
Detective Koenan
seriously is dragusin even a professional player
:skull:entina
greek commentator just said that malen scored a tripletta not a hat-trick
MAAAAALEEEEEEEEEENN
200 millions spent to buy Dragusin and some other shitter, just Paratici things!
>>157473719yeah, if I had put fiore players as my core I would be quitting fanta by now
>>157473723gakpo would have had like 3 gorillion goals in the serie ass
Koeman is a the GTA VI leaker
surely Lautaro…against Monza…Monza!
Masturbinho take a bow son, Mileinomics tier level of crap tonight
Malen will solve Roman-Dutch relations all on his own
>>157473806Dragusin is so bad lol
Most goals for Roma in first 19 Serie A matches since 1994/95:Donyell Malen - 17Gabriel Batistuta - 15Hat-trick for the Dutchman, on a hat-trick of assists for Paulo Dybala.
Robinho for malen when?
>dybala hattrick of assists>malen hattrickOne of the biggest serie ass moments of all time
Who the hell is Inao?>Christ Ravynel Inao Oulaï (born 6 April 2006) is an Ivorian professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Serie A club Fiorentina and the Ivory Coast national team.>Age: 20>Height: 173 cm>Citizenship: Cote d'Ivoire>Main Position: Central Midfielder>Alternative Positions: Attacking Midfielder, Defensive Midfielder>Inao joined the youth academy of JMG Academy at the age of 12, where he finished his development.>On 6 July 2024, he joined France's Bastia in Ligue 2. He made his senior debut with Bastia in a 4–0 Coupe de France win over FC Freymingon 16 November 2024. On 14 April 2025, he scored his first career goal in a 5–2 victory over Laval.>On 22 August 2025, Inao transferred to Turkish club Trabzonspor for a sum of approximately 10 million euro, signing a five-year contract. Later that year, on 25 October, he scored his first goal for the club in a 2–0 Süper Lig win over Eyüpspor.>On 19 July 2026, Inao joined Serie A side Fiorentina for a sum of 26 million euro.26 million for that??? Who the hell is running their transfers
Would kms if I were a Fiorentina fan
Reminder dybala wasn't even called up by the argensimian NT which is literally a hodge-podge of bollitazzi
>>157473826He's a cavemen
>>157473921babby talento in the mundial and afcon, him and atta are the only ones playing for La Viola tonight anyways
>Paratici without Marotta
poor grosso
Toro Of The Month: Sigfrido Ranucci
Maybe instead of solving Rubik's cubes and pretending to know chess, you can put in some hard work in training, you man-bun faggot.
Remind me again why they sacked Paladin?
>>157473977What does Neil Druckmann have to do with this?
>>157473980I think he left of (on?) his own accord
>Fabio Grosso: We really wanted to sign Pellegrini and pampered him a lot but he has to realize there’s a reason he didn’t play in Europe until 23. He thinks he’s of an exceptional level but he has to score goals.
>>157473997A manager can do that?
>>157474007Those with honourable DNA can yeah
>>157473995Neil just needs his gay sandwich
Oulai is way better than every Viola midfielder
*scores a hatty*
>>157474046>bigot sandwichFucked up the reference
just relegate them already holy fuck
Pisillijak
Dragusin is so bad lmaooooooooo
PISIGOAT
>Pisilli
I would like to remind that there are people itt who thought Fiorentina was going to challenge for the scudetto or a top4
PISILLI
Masturbantuono status?
dragusin sofascore?
>>1574741606.1, how the fuck does he have a higher score than Ranieri and Dodo?
Masturbatono better pack up his limp dick, there's only one true goon master general in serie ass and it ain't him
>>1574741606.2 boss
Our starting striker is David in the meanwhile
haha pisilli
>>157474177no idea hes been the worst by far
>>157474179Whom?
>>157474192we also got the ghost of meelik and the actual meelik though
>>157474192There's also Onimushator
>>157474223Gamescontinassa tomorrow!
>>157474204Marbaturina
No but they assured me it was kurpa de pioli
That's on la viola for not keeping vanoli
Describe this defending using only Beyblade terms
>Malen 17.5 Fanta points Malen bros we are going stratospheric
>>157474284Serie ass is le hard because le difese arcigne
lmaooo wasnt fiorentina supposed to be good this year? keeeek
>>157474299half the fanta is getting masturbantuono minusvalenza
OHHHFIOCRETINAAA
>>157474299LAUTARO JAVIER MARTINEZ TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL
Fiocretinaaa United general
Sleep tight /serieclown/>>157474235Gamesborr never really gets the heavy hitters, but usually there is some intrasting Euroslop and DLC news. Hopefully something Pragmata-related
>>157474373fug :DDDDDDD
That was decent. Too bad EDF is going to rightfully take us down a notch
With dildiz ded, who you investing your 20 fantabux on?Pio exposed, bybala, d4vd or lmao
https://youtu.be/-MnKXBOElpcIt's literally Witcher 3 but soulless lol
Excl: Chelsea/BlueCo monitoring Italian versatile 18 year old defender Honest Ahanor as possible investment for future.One of several talents being followed for the future but key player for Atalanta as they turned down two bids this summer.
>>157474456This reminds me I need to play the gasperini 3 using alchemy build
Gattuso really let Mussolini's grandson play minutes FOR LAZIO. Is this a dogwhistle.Nah in all seriousness I was actually impressed with him today. Every tackle he made was spot on and defended for his life
And that's how I find out Ahanor and Ekhator aren't the same person
>>157474505Funniest part is that his full name is Romano Floriani Mussolini.His father was convicted for child prostitution
>>157474435Mateta
>Exclusive: Parma, concrete interest and initial talks for Daniele Rugani.t. Alfred Noncing allah
I want to grabara a matetta
Jean-Philippe Mattarella
>Pausa turno di campionatolooks like I'm gonna need to sleep on it before panic selling everyone
centenario con la lazio in B e bobby malenaldo nazario capocannoniere
Crisi Lidl
>Sborrloth is still an option for Juventus in stack. They’re in talks with Atletico for a swap deal involving Nico Gonzalez. t. The Marshall
>more Sorloth rumorsI will behead his ducks I promise
/seriea/-ass xeet
Duccio… thoughts on the female zipperhead in the new series of Reacher??This is related to /seriea/ as portierus maximus Emil Audero is also a zipperhead hybrid
>>157474716I will throw Shoulders into the Po River
>>157474765Haven't started the new seasono yet, been watching The Diplomat, Sterling Point and Westworld.All I saw is that she had big bazooka's, which is rare on slopes I guess. Is the new season any gud?
>paying attention to Di Marzio's words in 2026Calcio really is full of dimwits
>>157474806Di Kojimarzio is reliable now with Carnevali and Massara
>>157474819Back to your bedroom to play some more slop games kiddo
>>157474705>>157474716Maybe staying with David isn't that bad of an idea
>>157474881Every David needs a Goliath doe
>>157474935I kneel
>>157474456Why are people hyped about this game? This looks like peak eurojank
there are too many goals and too many young italian players in serie a for my taste
>>157475397The guys who developed it are ex CD project, iirc the director of both Witcher 3 and CP2077 is the CEO of the studio and director of this game
Test
>Licina to Nabule???????
>>157475515The only explanation can be the Big Zirk is joining
Poles really hate the masketta man, surely he can’t be that shit
>>157475586Do they hate him because he's bad bad or because he's a apparently a hot head? Sczcz rates him so I'm confident he will be better than Perin and Di Merdorio
>went from Buffon to Szczesny to this shitshowJUST
>>157475603Probably a bit of both, no one likes a dickhead who can’t play. Only a backup though so it’s w/e…hopefully
>>157475608https://youtu.be/Q_pHph2quWkTrust the process
>>157475619Need to make an edit of "Laurence, the First Vicario" someday soon. Just so hard to do it to beings that don't have very defined faces.Tried to make a Pinsoglio x Father Gascoigne earlier and it just doesn't really work
>>157475633Good thing >we haven't signed any player named Ludwig!
Circolino OST has leakedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ4Ni-kFIZc
>>157475649Fun show btw, they just started the 2nd series. Comfily solving low-stakes murders.
>Hasa>Burrito>Listeria next one’s on the house
>The Roma agenda>1) contact by Wednesday with Chelsea and final attempt for Gittens >2) waiting for Fofana, his transfer does not depend on OL's qualification, Roma had an agreement with his entourage and will decide >3) Cacciamani remains always in the backgroundt. PedoallahKittens #10 would be hilarious but if Gasp makes him a wingback it’s the closest thing we’ll see to Bale if he never moved up the pitch
>schizoHe wasnt called up because he kept getting injured before the call ups and the few times he was called up he did play good, the stars just didnt align with Paulo.
Riommabros let’s not get excited
Dybala is bigger in italia than I thoughtLook at all those kids And this was in Artemio stadium
>JP Morganteta has never disappeared from jJ's radar and could become a new opportunity if he manages to become a free agent through an appeal to FIFA.>However, any potential move would still depend on the departure of a striker, particularly Jonathan David. Scratching the bottom of the barrel
DJ Bobby
>Juventus, a former Serie A player emerges for defense: survey for Maehleded club, ded sborrt
Can we finally admit that Riomma has the best team in Shitaly and should be considered the #1 candidate to win the scudetto (not obliged to win, that's a different thing) or will sburini get mad at me
someone's filling up their diaper already
>>157478381Riomma is unironically stacked, but Inter and nabule still have something more imho
https://x.com/BBCWorld/status/2092077582015398388kino
My tummy is making so many noises that in morse code it's generating mercato news for the Jj leftback role
Stop eating topi morti for breakfast
>>157478453did they have nephews
Good morning!>AC Milan and FPG Fortune Prime Global announce the start of a new partnership, which will see the financial broker become the Club's Premium Partner and Official Online Trading Partner.The real surprise at Milanello was the presence of Akram Jadid with the first team. The 2011-born striker gave Rúben Amorim the opportunity to watch him up close for the first time. Jadid has posted impressive numbers in AC Milan’s youth teams, scoring around 700 goals, despite almost always playing above his age group.>Aston Villa are ready to offer €15M for Fikayo Tomori!Why did I bought gatti for my fanta? What was I thinking?
buongiornissimo fart poop bowel movements haha xD
I never eat breakfast
>>157478538How would you have felt if you had eaten breakfast?
Giuseppe Falcao tweeted, I'm sorry romabros
>>157478496Why no update on #BravoRafa to Baston Villa?Also you spent to many fantabux on goalkeepers
>Among the key players in Lazio’s victory over Bologna, Romano Floriani Mussolini stood out, greeted by Lazio fans from the away stand with the tongue-in-cheek chant ‘Grandad’s handsome one’. It was in fact from one of his throw-ins that the decisive move leading to the goal originated
>>157478564>Also you spent to many fantabux on goalkeepershe's following the same corporate strategy as every major yuro club about to spend 115 millions on Maignan
>>157478598basado. imagine if he scores kek
>XThrow in might become a thing Imagine all the sofatelli throw in stats
>>157478636opinions on his dad?
How can you be pro-Mussolini in 2026? Lazio retards have no historical awareness?
>>157478664no comment
>>157478705chuds aren't the smartest tools in the shed you gotta understand that
>>157478705Negationism
>NegationismIs this related to lmao to Aston villa
Nagatomotionism
Are you making the video? Bravo Rafa
>>157478705Being stupid for the sake of being different and feeling like one of the cool kids is no new concept but it's pretty popular these days
You are that close. Now do russia
>the focus against the demo pluto j*wish masonry is more popular than ever>"hurr how can you be muh pro-Massolin durr???"logically flawless indeed
New leak is up, nightclub
>>157478705>Lazio retards have no historical awareness?Do you really need to ask that? They're convinced their protest is making waves in the world and will force Lotito to sell to an imaginary sheik. It doesn't get more delusional than that.
I can't believe he's fucking dead
>>157478813His first season wasn't bad, absolute headloss in the second
>>157478787I see nothing>>157478813Now there is only one next-gen futuro capo di capi buffonese in serie a... what a shame
>Chelsea interested in Italy's brave Honest Ahanor>Jean-Phillipe Mateta linked with The Criminal Organisation Known as Juventus Football Club in swap deal with Giovanni Davide>Rafa Leao to Aston Villa? There seems to be no place for him in Amorim's Bbilan>>157474798I've only watched the one episode, its the usual Reacher shtick which I like. She's 40 in real life which is insane, she could easily pass for 25. Yellow don't mellow.
>>157478836Thoughts on Lmao getting pissed on by Amorim and going to Galatasaray?
>>157478787Nvm found ithttps://x.com/littleblass/status/2092190941826150495
>>157478840Age is just a number as our brave Romano Mussolini's dad taught us
>>157478705Mussolini was the last great Italian. He hopelessly overreached but he had the iron and the vision for >our people that has since been lost, probably forever. What is left of >our country now? Demographic collapse, a dumping ground for the world's trash, the only thing >we excel in is welcoming fat Americans and Ching Chongs to the monuments of old
>>157478865Tourism is the only thing that can save Shitaly, each and every shitalian should become a servant of the AmeriGODS and tori SEMITICI
>last great Italian is a short fat retard who thought he was a Roman emperor and lost many battles in disastrous fashionMmmkay yeah, by Scottish standards these are some pretty good achievements, he even got killed by his own people so he did nail the Roman emperor part in a way
>Belgio #2 doesn't like MussoliniThere you go, another great campaign ad for communism
>>157478894Only midwits and factory workers unironically like Mussolini, any well lectured person (even incel chuds with meme degrees like IT crap) know he was a dork and a loser
Don't @ me, inbred scum
Uh oh, spotted the factory worker
i like how a single post about a player on an irrelevant team like lazio made even the fleas gaglet's do it again tomorrow
>by Scottish standardsWe invented the industrialised world.
>irrelevant>lazioIf I search on twitter/facebookthe most discussed team between jewe and lazio excluding the pakis and all the third world filth you will find out jewe is irrelevant
a bloo bloo
>>157478865>Mussolini was the last great ItalianLmao no never. He is the dark spot in italys history. The last great italian is probably aldo moro
>>157478923This, incredible meme base
Twinkazzo hops into a Renault 4...
Thinking that Lazio is relevant beyond the level of teams like Parma, Torino or Fiorentina is a type of delusion that perhaps even Mussolini himself might have been impressed by
Bettino Craxi now that was an Eyetalian
>>157478949>fights back against the amerigolems>mani pulite happens immediately aftervery concerning if you ask me!
>>157478865If we are an American colony, it is only thanks to Mussolini's retardation and his expansionist policy (which also failed). Last great italian was Pertini btw.
>>157478964Its better to endeavour and fail than to have never endeavoured at all. Lion and sheep and all that.
New leak is up, Beach
>Rafa Leão is closer to staying at Milan, as the costs are too high for Aston Villa. The only possibility left is an unlikely renewed bid from Galatasaray.
>>157478993>https://x.com/LootGeno/status/2092205153017315762?s=20
>>157478991Imperial ambitions when the state could barely control southern Italy lmao
>>157478993the Seagull AI isn't looking good, better delay the game until it's fixed
I'm just glad trailer 1 didn't lie like Dogshit V's trailer 1. It's a whole different deal now. Also it wasn't even peak mezzogiorno-afternoon, looks like dusk or so
>Italian striker Serigne Deme is leaving Juventus NG and flying to the Netherlands to play for Volendam.>Jayden Oosterwolde has landed in Rome, joining AS Roma for approximately €16 million.>Sassuolo is moving forward with negotiations for Cagliari's Esposito and Verona's Belghali.>Napoli's top attacking target is Marc Guiu. The Italian club is ready to offer Chelsea €15-16 million plus bonuses for the 2006-born player.
New Curious Assistant is up on Agresteek
>>157478882Last great Italian is Cossiga tho
Seems Licina is close to Napoli, what is Carnevali doing lmao
>Alan Wake 2 is listed before Alan Wake Remastered in the PS game libraryHermen Hulst kys
>>157479120Thanks, you just ruined the Library for me
Here's a great Italian I never knew about. One thing he's know for is he created the world's first nuclear reactor The world's first artificial nuclear reactor was invented and built by a team of scientists led by the Italian physicist Enrico Fermi
>>157479129The Library was never good, even in Campaign Evolved where they applied some fixes it’s still a shit level
>>157479178I'm afraid to ask, what did they do to fuck things up lol
I wonder why Sony hasn't included the entire Resistance and Killzone series to their PS Premium subscription, damn
mastantuono statusfraud y/n
Baking
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