SERIE A MATCHDAY 2Friday, August 28, 202620:45 Bbilan - VeneziaSaturday, August 29, 202618:30 Fiorentina - Frosinone18:30 Monza - Udinese18:30 Sassuolo - Torino20:45 Juventus - ParmaSunday, August 30, 202618:30 Napoli - Como20:45 Cagliari - Inter20:45 Lazio - GenoaMonday, August 31, 202618:30 Lecce - Roma20:45 Atalanta - BolognaPrevious: >>157465180Reminder to join the pantomime, send your application to OPTA courses and flirt with the local cute triathlon athlete.
negru
Why do you make a shitty bake when I announced I was making one bro
Bravo Duccio!
>>157479428Bake the thread anyway and let use vote which one to use
mastantuono statusfraud y/n
>>157479185In the original it was truly a repetitive pile of shit.They changed the structure of level quite a bit. It used to be room after room of the same grey walls, in the remake it's more labyrinthine with even some light puzzling with light bridges and stuff. Even has a small maze in it now. Other changes include the elevators going down instead of up, IMO adding to the feeling of delving deeper into the Flood infections and there being only three levels instead of five.>>157479428You had 20 minutes, nothing good happens in a time longer than that. I also updated my fixture-generating script so that it works with the updated site and wanted to test that. I see it misses the meme arrows in front of the dates, but that's sorted now.
La Viola ought to have made a play for Tiago Gabriel if no one else is>>157479441fraud
91 - Best minutes per goal rate among all players with 10+ Serie A goals since 1994/95:Donyell Malen – 91 (19 goals/1546 minutes)Cristiano Ronaldo – 105Ronaldo Nazario – 117Bobby.
>>157479411Why are you only mocking Milan? Out of all the clubs it's the only one that you mock. Stop
>>157479441Only way he would be a bigger fraud is if he gets an Italian citizenship and gets a called up to represent shitalia
>>157479411>riomma get to play on Monday again Starting to notice a pattern here
Matchday 1 Highlight Collection:Udinese 1 – 1 ComoHighlights (ENG): https://youtu.be/YWg6eiPtYoUHighlights (ITA): https://youtu.be/RQjh_yUEH80Inter 4 – 1 MonzaHighlights (ENG): https://youtu.be/xy83b-Gcrr0Highlights (ITA): https://youtu.be/2Xb-z7JQqhgParma 0 – 1 CagliariHighlights (ENG): https://youtu.be/lktyJMDfy5UHighlights (ITA): https://youtu.be/9jPiSTOYaB0Genoa 0 – 2 NapoliHighlights (ENG): https://youtu.be/bYgRVR5ZfoQHighlights (ITA): https://youtu.be/2awr-8YvkJIVenezia 0 – 2 LecceHighlights (ENG): https://youtu.be/0lCAEmRmSPoHighlights (ITA): https://youtu.be/DEY_3ayfdjcFrosinone 0 – 1 JuventusHighlights (ENG): https://youtu.be/jmFr9JzaI-UHighlights (ITA): https://youtu.be/8TOVbEHoRukTorino 1 – 2 AC MilanHighlights (ENG): https://youtu.be/A4Q8SBNo_lMHighlights (ITA): https://youtu.be/ysWSH4I6UYUAtalanta 2 – 1 SassuoloHighlights (ENG): https://youtu.be/Mb92KLexsJ8Highlights (ITA): https://youtu.be/jn2QGlEXL_sBologna 0 – 1 LazioHighlights (ENG): https://youtu.be/YS-YcfQ9RVAHighlights (ITA): https://youtu.be/IX59b2MtHt8Roma 4 – 0 FiorentinaHighlights (ENG): https://youtu.be/nsgdRnzgieYHighlights (ITA): https://youtu.be/u74JF-lG7nY
>>157479454Then communicate it. I was this close to clicking post on my bake and it would’ve been a double bake with a 15 second overlap Luckily I decided to check if someone was being retarded and we avoided disaster
>>157479496Just do the bake anyways I'll keep bumping it until this one dies
>>157479496Well if there is one certainty in life then it's that you can always count on me being retarded
Mussolini's grandson made his debut for Lazio on Monday.
>The OLED Xbox Ally X20 officially starts at $1,300
>another year of did you know mussolinis great grandson plays for lazio (no longer on loan at grimonese)
>>157479489very nice
There hasn’t been one Roma game where I watched Dybala play and then didn’t end up cursing Allegri and Arrivabene’s entire bloodlinesAlso it's been 4 years since he left... wtf
>>157479605feels like when rangz of power started dybala was still at jJ
New leak is up, game store
>>157479605The same Dybala that didn't want to renew and wanted to sign for sfinter?
>Ngonge to Monza>Poku to Besiktas, Viola beffata >Exequiel Zeballos to Nabule>Sasol try to convince Acerbi, Belghali and Seb Esposito on the radar as well >Bbilan like Swiss talent Alvyn Sanches
>former Bayern players Thomas Müller, Mats Hummels, Yann Sommer and Lucas Hernández, as well as an investor group, have taken over Portuguese first division club Estrela Amadora. Former Bayern employee Johannes Mösmang is the new president of the club. Their goal is to establish the club at the top 8 in Portugal and develop young talent >Estrela Amadora already signed Lovro Zvonarek from Bayern earlier this summer and are now showing interest in Felipe Chávez These feeder clubs set ups are getting too elaborated
If that club presented literally everything on Italian TV it would be called Estrela Amadeus
IT fags in shambles
Guide to Serie A: one interesting stat from last season for every team.- Inter scored 21 goals from set pieces, more than any other team in Europe’s top five leagues. The remaining 19 teams in the league averaged just over eight each.- Juventus conceded 17 goals from their opponents’ first shot on target, accounting for exactly 50% of all the goals they conceded in Serie A.- Bbilan recorded the sixth-highest PPDA in Serie A in 2025/26 (13.67, Hudl StatsBomb data), the highest among all teams that qualified for European competition.- Roma averaged 1.26(xG) per game, according to Hudl/StatsBomb data. Among the top seven, only Napoli recorded a lower figure. Instead, they had an excellent defensive record, conceding just 0.93(xG) per game.- Napoli was last in two collective statistics: 75.5 aggressive actions and 59.9 defensive regains - both per 90 minutes. They were also the team that conceded the fewest xG from open play and set pieces after Como.- Como finished with the best defence in Serie A with just 29 goals conceded, two less than Roma and five less than Juventus.- Fiorentina were the second-most underperforming team in Serie A in terms of goals scored vs xG, with only relegated Pisa recording a bigger shortfall. They scored just 35 goals from 45.29(xG).- Atalanta recorded the third-lowest percentage of backward passes during their possessions in the latest Serie A season, at 13.7%, according to Opta Analyst tracking data. Only Cagliari (13.2%) and Parma (13.6%) had a lower figure.- Lazio were, for the second consecutive season, the team with the most goals scored after the 90th minute, with eight.- Bologna’s PPDA, a measure of pressing intensity, rose from 7.17 in 2024/25 to 10.40 last season, indicating a significant decline in pressing intensity.- Genoa picked up 22 points from 22 goals scored at home, and 19 points from 19 goals scored away.- Torino had the second-worst defensive record in Serie A, with only relegated Pisa conceding more goals
>>157479853- Torino had the second-worst defensive record in Serie A, with only relegated Pisa conceding more goals. They conceded 63 goals, compared to Pisa's 71.- Udinese ranked sixth in Serie A for passes played inside the opposition penalty area.- Cagliari defended deeper than any other Serie A team, with a defensive distance of 41.47, according to Hudl StatsBomb data.- Parma had the lowest open-play xG in Serie A last season, averaging just 0.50 per 90 minutes. At the same time, they also had the worst open-play xG conceded record, alongside Pisa, at 1.06 per 90 minutes, according to Hudl Wyscout data.- Sassuolo had the third-lowest defensive distance in Serie A last season, meaning their defensive actions were, on average, among the closest to their own goal. They also recorded the third-highest PPDA.- Lecce avoided relegation despite having Serie A's third-worst attack, scoring just 28 goals. Even so, they scored one more goal than they did in 2024/25.- Venezia attempted fewer crosses than any other team in Serie B last season, averaging fewer than 15 per game, according to FBref data.- Frosinone had the second-lowest PPDA in Serie B last season, according to Hudl Wyscout data. They also ranked 10th in the league for possession.- Monza were the second-biggest overperformers in terms of points according to the xPTS Table, earning 11 more points than expected.
Lmao wtf
>>157479868no thats diomande
>Lazio, done deal for Pinamonti: he'll arrive permanently for €3 million + €9 million in easily achievable bonuses.Bargain
>>157479868
>Gamescontinassa will be 2h long with a 30m preshow
>>157479992Will there be any Euroslag co-presenting?
Miretti loan seems really pointless and dumb, it’s only an option and he earns €1.8m a year. Not like there’s a lot of depth in midfield, esp attacking midfield
>loan out your best midfielderwhat did carnavals mean by this?
>PS+ next monthSniper Elite: ResistanceChained EchoesWobbly Life
nikola vlasic
>>157480082All these 3 games are AI hallucinations
>>157480029>>157480055Stop with nextgen meme
>>157480082Chained Echoes is gud
>Like Vlahović, Di Gregorio has also decided to “clean up” his Instagram account after leaving Juventus.
>>157480082Sonyponies...
>>157480154DMC6 announcement tonight as PS5 timed exclusive will save gaming
>>157480159but I don't like Crapcom slop
but I dont want pinemounts
>>157480184We can give you Kolo Muani
Does bro know it's only a loan lole
say something nice about toro
>wanting to disassociate from Juveanushmm... hm.
>>157480213Imagine being so shit that a EPlel league with infinite money would rather pay the penalty than sign him kek
its tummy tuesday
>>157480220Wish I was mentall ill enough to be diagnosed with JDD (Juventus Dissociative Disorder) with how much shit this club puts me through...
https://x.com/nanamaru0590/status/2092196851806290027Giuseppe Miaorotta
>Carletto’s nepobab son is the manager at Lilleintrasting
>>157480184Pep Rice doesn't care about consent
>>157479428Egotistical narcissist. It has to be about him and his threads because having another yildiz or some dutch juve players face on some kojima edit is more important than following the generals rules. When I addressed it the others sided with him because >le lolz not realizing it will hurt /seriea/s culture in the long run by enabling his antisocial behavior
whaaaat, another alboswiss attention seeking ragebait?
Replying to 3 hours old posts after the topic was already settled?
/seriea/ kulcha? Derives from ancient Helvetic-Alpine traditions
>>157480329Post the /seriea/ general rules please, I wasn't aware of them.A quick rundown is fine too.
>cataldi out for another 45 days FUCKING SS PUBALGIA
/biz/ idea: boobalgia
>A. Wyatt Mann diedRIP to a real one
>>157480213Unironically feel bad for him. Fucking up consistently in that position can't be good for the soul.
Imagine being more upset about your imaginary rules for a Flemish waffle making forum not being followed than you are about the fire regulations in and around ski resorts in the canton of Valais, Switzerland
>>157480483He married a midget terrona, he deserves to get ridiculed for the rest of his life
>C*A in *oscowAtlanticcouncilbros... How do we spin this?/seriea/ related as fiocretinaaa legend kokorin is ruzzian
>>157480483He will be fine, just a bad season with buciano
>>157480511Apophenia or is there something there...
>Ricci could be a last-minute option for Como.AC Milan are interested in Young Boys talent Alvyn Sanches.
Kokoricò
Ci sono luoghi che attraversi.E poi ci sono luoghi che, mentre li attraversi, cambiano chi sei.La Juventus per me è stata questo.Oggi, guardandomi indietro, mi accorgo che una parte dell’uomo che sono diventato si è sviluppata dentro questi anni. Perché il tempo non si misura nelle partite giocate, nelle vittorie o nei trofei. Ma nelle persone incontrate, nelle attese, nei silenzi, nelle delusioni che impari ad accettare e nelle volte in cui trovi dentro di te la forza di ricominciare.Ho imparato che si può essere importanti anche senza essere sempre protagonisti.Che appartenere a qualcosa significa, a volte, mettere da parte se stessi.Che la lealtà non ha bisogno di essere raccontata, perché vive nelle scelte che fai quando nessuno ti guarda.Con questa maglia ho conosciuto alcune delle emozioni più belle della mia carriera, ma anche momenti difficili. E oggi sono grato anche a quelli. Perché sono stati proprio quei momenti a costringermi a conoscermi davvero. Ho incontrato campioni immensi, ma soprattutto uomini. Persone con cui ho condiviso molto più di uno spogliatoio: giorni, pressioni, risate, sconfitte, vittorie, paure e sogni.
>>157480576That's cool but now Grimbiaso gotta have the same ending
>>157480576A tutte le persone che lavorano ogni giorno alla Juventus, spesso lontano dagli occhi di tutti: grazie. Ci sono gesti, parole e attenzioni che magari sembrano piccoli mentre li vivi e che scopri quanto fossero grandi soltanto quando arriva il momento di salutarsi.E ai tifosi voglio dire una cosa semplice: ho sempre cercato di essere degno della maglia che indossavo.Non so se ci sono sempre riuscito, ma so di averla rispettata ogni singolo giorno.Adesso arriva il momento di andare. E fa uno strano effetto scriverlo. Perché quando rimani tanto tempo in un posto smetti di chiederti quando finirà. Diventa semplicemente una parte della tua vita. Ma forse crescere significa anche questo: avere il coraggio di lasciare andare qualcosa che ami, senza per questo amarlo di meno.Non so cosa resterà di me nella storia della Juventus. Ma dentro di me la Juventus resterà per sempre.E quello, nessun addio potrà portarmelo via. Grazie, Juve.Fino alla fine
>>157480529I'm seeing 2 Arabs here what's going on
>>157480622Maybe turn on the lighting of your screen
Juventus mantain active talks with Franck Kessie today in order to try get the deal done as soon as possible.Contract terms being discussed after Arthur exit and Miretti to Besiktas.Kessie also has two proposals from Saudi — and Al Ittihad are pushing for an answer.
Lecce signed a Somalian
>>157480626you seem confused
>>157480633kys carnavals
>Krjstian Asllani will join an Abu Dhabi club on loan with an option to buy. The loan will be costly: Inter will be paid two million euros immediately. At the end of the season, Al Jazira will retain the option to buy, worth six and a half million euros. This option, however, could become an obligation under certain conditions.
>>157479853>sbogofna only good at mating pressmakes sense
>>157480633Wow, yet another black player for Juventus.Aren't you guys embarrassed?
>‘Sweetpea’ Season 2 Teaser Confirms Ella Purnell’s Killer Is Back, and Her Body Count Is Only GrowingI'd do ungodly things to be part of Ella's body count
New Mac Minis are uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WpzNmY35S4
>>157480785>bianconeri>white and blacksnot surprised at all
>>157480785Only if the negru players are shit like Kessie otherwise I'm not incel enough to care
I would be embarrassed if I were a nazio fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t7C4qaHihESomehow, Ali G returnedRelated to /seriea/ because there are rumours that the G stands for Genoa
>>157480813Compare this team to that of Conte's.I'd care.
>>157480845Of course I care, that was a winning team with many underrated players, this one is just ass
Ok, but what if the negru's are drippy?
>>157480819Did someone put a gun to head? He doesn't even look like he wants to do role.
2006:
2026: We're just going to ignore these huge changes. Not one Italian. From 5 in 2026..
>>157480886> 5 italians> 3 Brazucas> 2 Dutch> 1 Eastern EuroThe perfect balance.
>>157480893AC Migrants (don’t take my chud shtick away from me unknown bong flag)
>>157480886>>157480893Trust the (Atlantic council) plan
>>157480884The gun to his head is Isla Fisher is taking him to the absolute cleaners in the divorce
>>157480907I rarely post here but I'm blown away by the mass niggerification of football/calcio.Chelsea fielded one white player last night.Are football fans just going to pretend this is totally normal?
>>157480924Opinion on factory workers?
>>157480924Oh I know, not much can be done about it I’m afraid. Only going to get worse until robot football takes over
45 minutes until Once Human openshold the line, Sonybros
>>157480924Cole Palmer is black funnily enough, his dad is caribbean
>>157480940Remigration.
I ordered Panini Serie A hobby box.Wish my luck
>>157480974Okay but do factory workers deserve the same rights as the richer people
>>157480984If they're Non-EU? No.
>>157481001Aren't you non-EU?
>>157481001I have dual cit.
>>157480845Gonde:>Pogba >Vidal>Asamoah>Ogbonna>QuagliarellaSballet:>Bremer>Kangoo>Labubu>Thuram>McKenya>Boga5-6, looks about even
Thuram is Italian
Pre-show is up
>Inter is somehow the most Italian and the most white team in Italyincredible
>>157479411>AssitaliaI'd love some italian ass.
Rollercoaster TyComo
>>157481093So is my dinner so I'll just skip it
>>157481125Bon appetit
>>157481136Thank you
>>157481136don't remind me of Victor, li'l nigga
Kino
stop
>Rainbow SiXCOMWe will be there
Dolly Part-ACK
This is peak Chinese slop wtf
>JUST IN: Juventus have intensified the efforts to sign a new LEFT-BACK [Romano]Hopefully it’s a younger guy and not another Massara Miracle
Epstein was Italian all along?!?!
dolly parte
gasparini's game looks cool
If she could play in many positions her name would be Jolly Parton
Turns out alvyn Sanchez is not Mexican, but a respectable swiss citizen
>>157481516Budget's probably pretty much gone so I'd expect a loan, honestly no fucking idea who it could be but as long as it works out I guess
If it knocked Lazio out of the Coppa Italia he'd be called Mega Mantova
>never new patapon
>discord Pubg
The Prodigy :)
I think I speak for everyone when I saw we'll all be playing Siegexcom
>>157481561Belgio #1’s dream: Gallo (it will be Emerson Palmieri)
San Luca syndicate game when?
>Genoa sporting director Diego Lopez has been suspended until 8 September for his conduct following Saturday’s defeat to Napoli.i await grifo's reprisal
M-m-mommy
>>157481641roosters and falcons could have saved jj
Who knew kingseeker Frampt could clean up this well
Will Jj win a scudetto before 2039?
thoughts on this new talent?
>>157481990Looks like he unironically enjoys brake's music
remember that signing english players is the key to success
>Crimson Desert Enhancedwhat
Osimerd-esque mask, looks like a Ratatouille character AND rated by Szczesny? Now that's a good deal
>Juve Stabia>Yugoslaviawhat else don’t they want you to know?
Nihao
NECbros it’s over…
For me, it's:Mariachi LegendsNodus FallRainbox Six TacticsControl ResonantExodusRoad KingsNo LawOntosThe Witcher 3 Remastered and Songs of the Past
I'm getting a tiny, tiny amount of East Asian exhaustionJust a tiny oneLike, I still enjoy nihaoposting
>>157482306what why is there a W3 remastered, they recently released the "next-gen" update
>>157482327>what why is there a W3 remasteredCDPR needed the positive PR from making the "remaster" free
>>157482345a disgusting cynical world we live in, but you're probably mostly rightanyway I saw PS5 Pro enhanced and I was going to replay the game eventually so might as well
>Heroes of Might and Magic 3 remakejust fuck off and die you Ubisoft cocksucking faggot motherfuckers
>>157482345>>157482364If they somehow pulled a rabbit out of a hat and made the combat a little interesting it's all good by me famalam
>>157482381>>157482364For me, it's the atrocious movement. How do you even fail at something so basic? It's weirdBut we'll see, I'm hopeful since it's one of the biggest complaintsHope the expansion's writing is as good as the others, got great hopes as a W1fag
>>157481990is this real
>Cyberleek might be friend with a Duccio who might've just exposed himself by accident
>>157482397It's not even just bad that is has movement. It's the fact that it's their 3rd attempt at a game in that franchise, and that many 3rd person games exist with good movement.It's nearly impressive that didn't manage to implement good movement at this point, either copied from another game or figured something out themselves.
scotterone...the celtic is in danger
>>157482379GOD IT LOOKS SO FUCKING SHITAAAAAAAAAAAA
NICOINDAGERRYGERRYEXPOSED RAFASOUFLE
>Riomma stealing Kessiet. realDiMarzioCool but who are getting instead lmao
>>157482870Quinten Timber is looking for a way out of Merdseille
>>157482877Belgio flip a coin
New Refnkino is up
>>157482870based riomma>inb4fofana>>157482877please stop no more feyenoord shitters
>>157482923Post your thoguths if you watch the latest Heartman!
>>157482961If Twinkazzo's rules allow it, I will
>kekltic
>>157482870DAJEEEEEE ROMAAAAAA
Zingaro x Miretti(Also Diablo IV x The Witcher 3 for some reason)
>>1574831861 billion percent chance of running into these lot in the EL, will be a classic though
I hope John Stones does well for Inter, even if it's as a bit-part player. I like the guy a lot.
Absolute all timer from Celtic tonight, fuck me. Hope there’s a match up against Rube in the ngoppa evropa
He likes his souverain? His governor? His ruler? Then makes a second post mentioning his biggest dominator? Wow, you're telling me for the first time
>Fiorentina has been led by Giuseppe Commisso since the death of his father Rocco, an American who barely speaks Italian.>After the 4-0 win against Roma, he read a few Italian platitudes off his phone to some gathered La Viola fans.I'd post a webm, but this one really needs sound, especially at the end lole:https://x.com/_SimoViola_/status/2092347388241346748
>>157480511Di Gregorio is also a terrone you mind-broken polentjeet
I'm googling pics of young Digre and wtf, this guy was born 30yo
>xcancel got cease'n'desistwhy can't we have nice things, I'm kurpin the [redacted]
>>157483479Holy shit just checked the score assuming they'd be through easily up 3-0. Fucking losers.
Polymarket odds for Roma and [redacted] to be drawn together in the CL coming thursday?
>>157483635there's still an alternative available if you look hard enough
Cease and De Sisti
lmao just stumbled on a thread on /v/ that got locked and OP got publically banned
>>157483860Found one
Willy Kwabmala
>>157483434he played well in the wc so i think he will do fine
>>157479762What the hell does this have to do with serie a?
>Yildiz out for three months
Amplifico mufa
>>157486739it's related to Serie A because Estrela Amadora is heavily linked with Italian poultry farming club Estrela Amadori.
>>157486739Creative accounting and plusvalenza structures that make the krebs cycle look like a simple arithmetic operation are part and parcel of serie ass
>Three missiles hidden in a van: Man arrested in Bari
>Ubisoft forgot to make sure the Steam release of Heroes of Might & Magic 3 included the actual gamelmao
Good morning!>New contact between AC Milan and FC Porto!Pulisic is expected to start against Venezia!>Monza are interested in P. Terracciano.AC Milan announces that it has transferred on a temporary basis, with the option to acquire on a permanent basis, the sporting services of the footballer Christopher Nkunku to RB Leipzig until 30 June 2027. The Club thanks Christopher for the professionalism and commitment demonstrated and wishes him the best personal and sporting satisfaction for this new experience.
>>157487083Steam? Surely you will buy the physical version no?
>>157487108based, came mogged dildiz and left without saying anything
>>157487120>mogged dildiznot hard, Clavicular mogged him 10000000000 times more than anybody and he didn't play a single minute
Will they show fable today or tomorrow?
/seriea/ should move to /d/
/seriea/ should move to /x/ with the orher schizos
/d/ has multiple scat threads those freaks would enjoy /seriea/
>>157487151printerbros.... Hold on' we're going home
New Chance update is up
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157487278This shit finna sell out in 10 seconds
>>157479558Il Duce was actually really good too, his hustle and throw led to a goal. The trains are on timeIt’s a shame after long anticipation they finally released his jersey but it only says Romano and not Mussolini. Of all the shitty things Lotito has done at Lazio, blocking the name of Mussolini on the kit is the worst
>>157487288Dunno if they'll get released in the EU but if so I'll try to get the blue eyes white dragon ones.They come with a cute card too!
>>157487299I would go for the same ones
>>157487278Please Konami I just spent 50 on a deck, don't milk me harder than that...
which team would KaibaCorp buy out?>>157487278need some dark magician girl slippers
>>157487375>Please Konami I just spent 50 on a deckWhich one
>>157487380Sky Striker, I finally gave in
>>157487299based, I would go with dark magician for the +5 rapport with ig witches
>>157487410>ig witcheswe're hitting rock bottom huh?
>>157487462It is what it is, arthoes are becoming harder and harder to come by and if you squint hard enough the ig witch is like a Lidl arthoe with a severe case of bpd
Business idea: Lidl farthoe's (powered by Campo Largo)
New leak, car customs
>>157487512>arthoe without bpdi don beliv it
Any IG Witch students that know how to get rid of the lingering smell of patchouli?
>>157487832Twinkazzo's first good post
SNAI enthusiast Nicolò Patchouli
>>157487512germano you seem to have a story to tell
: "One day after the transfer window is over, you will know why Emi Martínez's transfer to Juventus was collapsed. "The only thing I have to say is that when people find out the reason, his status with the Argentina national team will grow even more."
Only someone with the stats of Locatelli can save the people of Nepal, we must send him there.
https://x.com/AlfredoPedulla/status/2092537312202650079?s=20Is he schizing out)
>Juventus have asked for information about Everton striker Beto (28) in recent hours. [Ruttosborr]I won
Is the San Luca brotherhood breaking ranks, dismissing their Interbro like this...
>Inter: Asllani is discussing the final details with Al Jazira. There is a full agreement between the clubs for a €1.5m paid loan with a conditional €5m obligation to buy.not a gud price
https://x.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/2092568705297522991holy shit
>>157488137Physically how
>>157488137Diarrheanon's toilet every matchday
he's a big guy
>>157488266for you
>A tattooed Arthoe was reading a book outside the bar next to me while vaping strawberry-smelling smoke.This is why we deserve nuclear holocaust.
>>157488477>vaping strawberry-smelling smokeIs ths actually a thing?Also wasn't vaping bullying-worth just a couple years ago? I remember seeing memes lol, how did this get normalized
>Grabara>grabs the ballsHIDEOOOOOO
I believe the Internet Archive should be dismantled as quickly as possible before it becomes a source of terrorism
https://x.com/WinxClubonX/status/2092554971157848451Hello Kitty Island Adventure bros...
/tv/idea the wizard of the continassa staring Manu Locatelli
>>157488484>Is ths actually a thing?Apparently yes
>>157488477On a scale from Germano - Twinkazzo, how performative was the book she was reading?
As a wee lad I had a crush on Flora
>>157488538she was reading this shit
>>157488541literally gave me a lifelong love of brown girls
RAHEEM STERLING TO APPEAR IN COURT FOR DANGEROUS DRIVING, REFUSAL OF BREATHALYZER TEST, AND POSSESSION OF NITROUS OXIDE !!!! He will appear on September 15 after being involved in a road accident.The attacker faces a prison sentence.
>>157488569Same especially for latinas
>Monza asking for mr speed >Pinemounts driving to formello now for medicals >autistico sold for 3.5m >ratkov potentially leaving >Conrad Harder is a potential replacement if both artistico and ratkov leave if that happens then this might actually end up being a good mercato
>tici wants zirksneedbased tici
Lucia prologue is up, fucking spoiler man
>>157488566The actress in the amazon series based on book 1 has really big booba
>>157488566go back there and beat her with a stick
>>157480213He's done at Juve whether Bournmouth take him or not.
>>157488632time to rewatch orange is the new black
>Your PlayStation Plus Monthly Games for September:>- Sniper Elite: Resistance>- MLB The Show 26>- Wobbly Life>- Chained Echoes>Full details https://play.st/4xfUsVwGrim
Sownee BTFO
Tim Curr-ACK
>>157488477You can't suffer in the Shitalia
>>157488586How's Lotito a better at Fabiani job??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwdamnfS6IMBetty from Riverdale? Still getting work apparently
>>157488887>Reinhart is a Christian. She practices Transcendental Meditation and is training to be a reiki healer.[46][47] In June 2020, she came out as bisexual.[48] In an Instagram story, she stated that she would be attending an LGBTQ for Black Lives Matter protest in Los Angeles.[49]>Reinhart was diagnosed with depression at age 14.[50] She has also opened up about her experiences with anxiety and body dysmorphia.[51] In January 2024, she was diagnosed with alopecia.[52] In 2025, she revealed that she was on antidepressants and struggling with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, severe premenstrual dysphoric disorder, and endometriosis.[53][54][55]>In 2026, Reinhart sparked online debate and viral reactions when she attended a Q&A event for the film Forbidden Fruits wearing a white tank top emblazoned with the phrase "I support a man's right to shut the fuck up".[56] The fashion magazine Marie Claire defended "her right to wear this tank top whenever she wants",[57] and the fashion magazine L'Officiel praised the clarity and consistency of the outfit.[58]
>In January 2024, she was diagnosed with alopecia.#CamardaLivesMatter
>pinemounts has arrived >ratkov has officially asked to leave please god let this all happen fast, I might actually have hope this season if they manage to also land Harder
tfw the first bite you take you already know you will be doing your best impression of diarrheanon tomorrow
>Zanetti, Cambias(s)o and Pastore stand with Infantinolole
>ChatGPT, take this text and make it slightly different
>mikeshowsha (Lazio lifelong) got invited to play gta early yep, scudetto confirmed
>>157489335They didn't get to play, it was an hands-off previewIt will be split in two batches, one tomorrow at 21 and the other on Aug 29th at 13:15
>Juventus called Bologna for Miranda, but immediately hit a wall. I also confirm that the bianconero club asked for information regarding Maehle, but at least at the moment it has not gone beyond that. Martin from Genoa, on the other hand, has been denied to me. If they are calling for left-backs, however, it means that someone will have to arrive there [Agresti] First LB rumors are up
I want to live in the timeline where Cambiaso went to ManCity
Miranda? That's a burg in Terni wtf
But smoothen my Maehle, dirty
Miranda? Terni?
>Chelsea have offered €40 million for Atalanta's Ahanor.
>>157479411>Assitalia
hate porcassi so much its unreal
>>157489723When will the bubble pop
>Lautaro Ultra (19) signs for Dinamo Zagreb
>checks LivescoreOh nice we aren't playing today. Time for a tactical liquid one
>Serie A clubs monitoring the situation with prolific English striker Jason "Goal Hanger" Arday
is this the Viking - Dinamo thread
>>157489723greatest scam ever honestly
Is not much, but it's a honest scam
niggas out there be like "tifa is the best" or "no aerith is the cutest" but real chads know Jessie mogs them all
Where do all the millions of euro Atalanta earn every mercato in plusvalenza end up?
>>157490064The Jens Bangsbo Centre of Melittology
>>157490064Clostebol
>AC Milan and Galatasaray are close to reaching an agreement for Leao: €45 million plus approximately €5 million in bonuses. >The player is being offered €10 million per season plus €2 million in bonuses.
>marusic out for 3 weeks hehehehehe
>>157490203Isn't this transfer against the /seriea/ general rules?
>Lmao finally fucking offPaolo Di Canio tonight at the opening of Sky Calciomercato the original:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LFU86VKL94For me, it's a 4.5 ray reconstructed Grace
>Mick Gordon's soundtrack to feature in Boltgun 2 (releasing this october)SEXOOOOOO
>>157490050THIS, but Rinoa
Kassandra best girl
>>157490851Based MasterChef watcher
>>157490884ynr that girl with the leaked OF nudes, forgot her name but it was 2-3 editions ago
>Dinamo
>>157490207
>Lyon
>>157490050BASED
>>157490917AlessiaIt wasn't just OF, she did an entire photoshoot when turning 18 or 19 lol
>>157471423You weren't wrong, Damon Lindelof does it again
DIG IN
Darío '0penda' Amodei
Giorgio Marmoter
Happy Butasshole
Lyon losing here has officially put them in a Marseille-like financial situation that requires selling like 100-150m worth of players, it's insane how fucked the French leagues are financially
1 Malick Fofana to replace Dildiz during his absence please
>>157491507I think they want like 50-60 (sort of makes sense since he's the guy with actual value they have), but I could see him going for less now desu. They would have had to sell anyway but it's next 30th of June as the deadline now, gonna need to lower their wage bill this summer too.
>>157491488great so they don’t be buying the shittergrim
>>157491591There was no option to buy brother, they're broke in the first place, just even more now. Even an undervalued Openda is still 20+ millions plus a decently big salary
Ugly scenes at Groupama Stadium with a mass brawl between Lyon and Fenerbahçe players and staff members. It follows Matteo Guendouzi celebrating vehemently and riling up home fans. The former Marseille midfielder has been seen screaming "Allez l'OM" to the cameras.
>>157491682Matteo ‘allez L’OM’ Guendouzi.
Nafri on nafri violence bakaAnyways if he was germanic his name would be maliwg
>Tim CurryFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>Tim Curry was 80
>With Mattia Perin going to serie B side Palermo and Matteo Darmian still without a team, there is no Italian serie A player who has ever partecipated in a World Cuphumiliation ritual
>>157491953
>>157491953bring back buffonge
>>157492011He plays for Czechoslovakia fra
>Jonathan David is the ideal exit for Juventus: his €7m net salary would free up space for Kessie and Zirkzee. At the moment, however, there are no advanced negotiation.t. The Marsh
>>157492064Cool but didn't he say a couple of days ago that all that was needed to sign Kessie was freeing up space in the midfield with two departures? lol
>>157492042ynr that one goal>>157492064lmao kys retarded negru club
>>157492096Miretti leaving frees up like nothing and Arthur's termination just cost the club money, it's Koopmeiners that needed to leave
Giovanni Carnevali is the reason Mikey Madison isn't waiting for me when I get home at the end of the day
>Perin so happy for a chance at hitting the jJ eject button he didn’t even hesitate to play serie B even when offered a 1st goalie run while Vicario is injured kek
Literally on my first fucking click of the "Draw" button I got Roma...Link for those interested:https://football-md.com/draw-simulator
it's up
>>157492249bberin had a million chances to leave JJUST though
>>157492249Reminds of the time Elkann stopped Buffon from joining Milan in 2006 by going as far as threatening to expose his cheating allegations to his wife
Vicario isn't injured doe is he?
sassuosito
>>157492302Are mentally impaired people injured? If so yes
>>157492307>tfw another matchday with 0 fit players
Did we press S to spit on dinamo yet
>>157492250Can’t believe Gayenoord is in the chempions but not Celtic. >We thrashed you 3-1 last year
>>157492680In one of the last, and at that point meaningless, games of the group stage. While they were coached by a coach that makes Pirlo look experienced and going through an never before seen injury crisis. Even the Go Ahead Eagles finished ahead in the EL league table loleOnly got to 2nd place, and direct CL football, in the league because everyone apart from PSV was even worse
>BREAKING: AGREEMENT BETWEEN BBILAN AND GALATASARAY FOR THE TRANSFER OF RAFA LmaoGalatasaray will pay 45M euros for the Portuguese winger#BravoRafa #GrandeRafa #TrueCapitano
>>157492863Grande Gala!
We stand upon the brink of a crashout so cataclysmic that the atlantic council itself will tremble at the very sight of it
Do NOT check Damsgaard's hair status
>>157492863Remember when bbilan could've sold lemao bbaignan and bbabeo for 300 millions plus
>>157492863not sure he'll accept, Istanbul doesn't come across as a great option for LGBTQHIV+ people like Gnafa Lmao
This Italian beast, Honest Ahanor of Atalanta is going to Chelsea. Is he any good?
>>157494352Casuals will tell you yes but Sperts will tell you no
that video of Comisso’s son is still the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
>>157494352chelsea got swindled, it's his nocturnal alter ego who's gud at football (dishonest ahaneither)
Do they still have that chant with the Flintstones theme?
>>157492863im reading that the sarrs of birmingham are making a late push
>>157488477Ya missed out on a chance to show her your salamini.
>Dua Lipa co-host of SanremoFellow men of culture!
>>157495975>a fridge that will move around on the Ariston stagelike pottery
>>157495975Che fico
I remember a player... his name was... federico chiesa...
>On the domestic front in Italy, Malagò’s decision to withdraw his support for Infantino has reignited the formal dispute with Lega Serie A. Its president Ezio Simonelli, whilst not directly contesting the political merits of the move, has strongly criticised the lack of a collective discussion within the Federal Council. According to Simonelli and other stakeholders, such as the Italian Footballers’ Association (whose president, Umberto Calcagno, learnt of the news from the press agencies) a decision of such significance should have involved the membership base and not remained an initiative taken solely by the FIGC president.
Good morning!>AC Milan have kept contacts alive today for Sanches, the Young Boys attacking midfielder. Both Cardinale and Amorim like the player, but Milan only want to move if they are fully convinced he is the right fit. If they don’t find the ideal player, Milan could postpone the move until January and continue with the current squad.Tomori, Fofana and Santiago Giménez must find a new club, otherwise they won’t play until January.>Luca Reggiani has been offered to AC Milan, and initial contacts have taken place.
>>157496574Do you still have the poster of Leao hanging in your bedroom?Or have you already moved on to the next Ngubu to glorify for no reason?
>>157492250
Heh
New Chance update is fucking ass, man
>posting draws for mickey mouse cupsReally need more Como lifelongs in here
So you're saying that we should all remember about the World Record of the biggest loss in a European cup final? Yeah, we do indeed
asllani out seems to be close
World record of 7 lost European Cup finals? Always a blast remembering that
>>157479411why are these indonesian tobacco-peddling gooks able to buy a sports team in europe and treat the league like their personal fuck toy? if i go to indonesia, i can't even go outside when it's one of their stupid gook magic dragon holidays. they will literally throw me in jail. but then europe let's them walk in and wipe their ass with the top football league?
>>157497463Is the "top football league" in the room with us right now?
>>157497449kekekek you're literally bosnian at best your parents exploded to death after stepping on a mine at worst they got bombed by NatoGODS
>>157495975Dua Lupa and Elodea sapphic kiss incoming
>you're literally bosnianNo, much worse
>>157497503Serb?
berbian
>>157497505Yes lmao
>>157497519how is a serb worse than a bosnian? Bosnians are muzzie gypos
>>157497549Same thing but imagine being so shitty that not even your home country accepts you back
>>157497557Serbs are honorable people, I will always respect a people who scare albos
Ad hominems from diverting dorks who got no CL football? Always a blast
Notice how he had to speak our language since his baboon rants are incomprehensible
Notice how your language got turned into an esperanto level oddity by a bunch of drunk disorganized germans
It said, using our letters
New Elden Ring patch is upnew dlc in less than 24 bongs
>>157497731leaving aside the obvious cheerleading for a moment, why did Palestra play with a bandage on his wrist?
>>157497783Karim Noncema fan
>>157497477Engage the argument. Why are gooks meddling in European football? Why don’t they invest in jai alai, or budget tranny brothels?
>Zirkzee on loan to Fiocretina
Why are you so mad at Como? Finally a small team manages to rise with a serious project that focuses on young and quality players. It should be an example for the entire Serie A.
>>157497983Fiocretina has officially a better team than >us lmao
>>157497983all in on Big Beto
>Lazio intrested in Zhegrova in case of Cancellieri departure
Name me 5 (five) Jjust players that would start at Fiocretina
>Como reach full verbal agreement with AC Milan for Samuele Ricci, here we go!>Initial loan deal worth €1.5m, salary fully covered by Como, €22m buy option clause and add-ons on top.
>>157498010>Big Peto
>>157498047I can name 25
co Como mai
Ratko Mlad-ACK
>>157498121terrible terrible day for slav dogs
>>157498121WE GAAN
>>157498144source btwhttps://x.com/DiMarzio/status/2092942720419479847
>>157498148In Dutch we have this phrase to describe men like Carnevali: "Ouwe snoeperd"
how do you say in Dutch when you're having difficulty with some important issue
>>157498166"Ergens mee in mijn maag zitten" - to sit with something weighing down in your stomach"Met de handen in het haar zitten" - to sit with your hands in your hair
>>157498166"Ik hoop dat ik er geen Srebrenica van maak" - I hope I don't Srebrenica this whole thing
more like meine hande on hir zizzen
daily reminder that Srebrenica happened beacause the dutch are cowards
>>157498166"We'll first need to set up a committee to look into whether we can establish a working group for the matter at a later date"
>>157498121Probably (together with milosevic) one of the biggest monsters in our current time
Bravo Ratko!
>>157498210>Achtung! Vhy vould ve need to build zis fiber-optic nonsense, ven our dial-up verks perfectly fine, ja?! Sehr gut, sehr efficient! And our fax machines, mein Gott, zey are such a help! So I do not understand, vhy, vhy do you keep e-mailing me zese documents like some kind of... Silicon Valley Wunderkind?! Nein, nein, nein! Ve do not need your 'cloud.' Ve have a filing cabinet, and it verks just fine!I used to think we were bad at stuff like committees and Bonko-esque needless meetings, but recently I've been working with a bunch of Germans and good God, I truly don't know where they get the "efficient" reputation from.Still somehow we get stuff done quicker than the Italian do lole
>>157498240Name all the biggest monsters of our time
finally :)
>>157479411Based OP Fuck the seething Albo
>3063 giochidio cane
>>157498264Kino but we need Volume 3 with ALL the ignored spin-offs
>>157498264
>>157498279half of them are videos, tools and soundtracks and half of the games are freeware stuff that got added to my library years ago with some random script, I never bothered to delete it from my account>>157498286I wouldn't hold my hopes for portable or acid desuunless they include them in a volume 3 with ground zeroes and mgsv, only die hard fans would such bundle (5 people in total)
>>157498295They still gotta sell MGRR to current gen consoles and Switch audience, I'm sorta expecting an announcement next year for the 40th anniv ngl
>>157479411where can i get Roma SPQR jerseys in L size please
>>157498301oh yeah that too, I completely forgot about it lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQwaYebscxU
>>157498264Never understood why people play mgs. Seems like a boring series to me. Same with gears of war
>Forza Horizon 6 PS5 Launch Reportedly Scrubbed for 2026Yeah Playground is fucked
>>157498315mfw I ask the global brand how many gembions knockouts it has won in the past 5 years
Aura status?
>>157498325FH6 didn't do well? Or is Asha having a melty again?
>>157498371It sold really well. It’s just that considering the incredible success FH5 had on PS5 it seems stupid to make FH6 an exclusive especially when it miles better than its predecessor (and has the japanese setting bonus). Given how much Fable has cost and the huge risk of it being a flop, it would make much more sense for Playground to release FH6 on as many platforms as possible for that extra profit that could save them from getting crushed by Microsoft.
>>157498355>Pay 80 millions for the replacement of Ronaldo>Gift him for free to Turkey 4 years laterIs this the worst signing in Juve history?
Kean was the CR7 replacement
>bbilan forced to undervalue Lmao in order to sell himBravo Gerry!
wtf >we paid 80 millions for Miretti?
>>157498408Ronaldo is probably the worst signing looking at the context of it all, Covid hitting when it did with his wages and book value hitting the finances crippled the club
Any signing that costs Juventus more than one Newton-metre is the worst they could ever make, according to the way Italian football interprets the general principles of transfers economy as applied to sports company law
Without Milan italy would have fewer cl titles than the ered*vise lmao
>without bbilan's and bberlusconi's financial doping ftfy
Lil bro is so rattled by the Lmao news that it's forgetting letters again. There's the "i" it asterisked, the one it wrote and the one it forgot lole
>Amorim: "Another striker? It's not needed. I truly believe in Camarda, it's important for him to be the second striker after Ramos, not the third. He needs to feel important and he'll get his minutes. I believe in him a lot"
/y/ayoi Kus-ACK-ma
>>157498304at the local marketo
>>157498538But they would be tied with Spain if we remove Halal.
>>157498304>Roma SPQR jerseys in L sizeSo we officially have now two chubby anons here huh?
>>157498400>Given how much Fable$300m and this is the combat they cook up lmao
>>157498611I wear xl, but that's because euro sizes are on the twink side.
>>157498615Damm, even those jeet simulator meme videos look better
>>157498615Yeah that's what I'm talking about, it's going to be ass ass they should've stuck with racing games ffs
>>157498615Literally Hogwarts Legacy wtf
>>157498625
Damm, those (You)s ain't hitting like before it seems
Peter Cull-ACK!
>>157498665NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157498665F to a real one
>>157498665FIs the vaxxing really s-starting?
>Heroes 3 remake won't have Romero's soundtrack
2026 btw
Metatarsazo dildiz
Pellegrino Metatarzaso
Another busty jewess encounter on the forbiddenw site. 36D, 99th percentile breast fibroglandular density. Mesorrhine, convex nose straight out of a 4chan meme. Ashkenazi IQ swindling the schvartzes out of their rent controlled apartments. What a specimen! My BGC shed a single tear... Hitler forgive me but me wants that babka
not even if YHWH were to come down from the pear tree and slip some money into my pocket
I wanna take you down to KeanomoWe'll get there fastAnd then we'll take it slowThat's where we wanna goWay down in Keanomo
post the Odessa A'zion webm where she's walking around almost nakedif I must sin against Hitler...
>>157498912
>Ahanor to Chelsea for 50mwtf
>>157498948Iracy just killed calcio wtf
Trump administration considering new tariffs on gaming hardware
>Kessie closer to Jjusta news worse than Peter Cullen's death
>>157498957I mean it's ok if I'm attracted to a Jewish woman when more than half the fascist anti-Jewish Croatian leadership in the 40s was married to Jewish women it's not a sin... they converted to Catholicism...
>>157498998One drop
How do I get the image of Crorato beating his meat out of my head
>Croratoactually my rap name is 'ill Croato' (it serves as a double entendre), happy to correct you
>>157499014Imagine cableanon doing his deed with the trombone soundtrack of diarrheanon from the other room playing in the background
>>157499045
>>157499045this soundtrack?https://soundcloud.com/all-my-farts/farts-all
>>157499045jej
UCL draw in 29 mins
>>157499127I think I speak for everybody when I say that we'll be skipping the UCL draws in order to run tests and see if the watchparty for the Netflix GTA thingy works fine
>>157498144hurry jail the pedo before he does more damage>>157498166kanker
https://x.com/juventusfc/status/2092990856663814458Locatelli and Sinner linked up
>>157499218Jjbvll just like Maldini
>>157499134NWR's "Her Private Hell" watchparty right after the CL draw though
>EXCL: Napoli made contact to ask with Newcastle over last 24h to ask about Nick Woltemade availability on loan deal.as much as I disdain the idea of enabling the baldy, CARNEVALIIIIII
>>157499218Novaxx Goatkovic the burger open is ours
What A Sir™
>another season>another CL with no Jj at De KurpGrim
>>157499097>>157499097NEW
Where's the danejeet bake?Otherwise I'll make an /x/ bake or not maybe that's against the general rules
>>157499358No relevant italian team play in this years cl
Can you all hear the moans coming from the direction of Scotland?
>a nigerian account pretending to be a palestinian managed to scam people for around 40kLOL
>>157499407Ufff she has that come colonize me look.
>>157499370Go ahead with the /x/ bake
>>157499464YJK
>>157499570I was just b-bluffing
sfinter got very lucky
calciooo
e si va al camp nousborro
Marmotta draw
>>157498442I just saw besiktas and thought of the zingaro
>Duccio and twinks to meet up at the ban biro
AMO FIORENTINA (please clap)
>>1574998391w 4d 3l
>>157499839brety gud
>>157499942Are you implying printer can actually beat gayenoord? Not a good look for bbilan
Roma might be pretty fucked
>>157499983
>didn't draw RomaRomabros... the fountains...
Geertruida won't face any single italian club in the group stage
>Como and Inter dabbing on gayenoordNOICE
>napolecani vs azerikino ultras fights inbound
Diablo’s 30th Anniversary Infernal Symphony is up:https://lnk.to/InfernalSymphony
>>157499358where jj
Move here to make it all about me and my threads because having another yildiz or some dutch juve players face on some kojima edit is more important than following the generals rules::>>157500137>>157500137>>157500137>>157500137>>157500137
