>They're calling me Bronkek... Why even live...
What is Lamar Jacksons playoff record?
>>157472236I hope the Chiefs blow them out in week 1 so they get their ego checked
>Browns naming Watson the starterI think they're trying to get him hurt to take a smaller cap hitExpect to see 10 QB draws called in a row until he breaks his ankle
Brady Bateman is in the news announcing that he's cloned his dead dog
>>157472266>Browns naming Watson the starter
>jej pork
you can't go wrong with blondes
how the fuck has watson lasted this long? hes literally done NOTHING and looked physically done in any game hes started
>>157472259Hey that's an awfully based post you're making there. Mind if I (You) it?
>>157472259Either way the league wins. Either the Broncos get humbled in the first game and they know immediately that this year isn’t going to be like last where they easily win the division en route to the 1st seed or the Chiefs lose and their already crumbling mystique is even more damaged leading to people legitimately wondering if they are in a rebuild.
>>157472321chiefs been in a rebuild since 2022, it just happens there are 2 Super Bowl wins in that timeframe
>>157472312Paying a guy $230m guaranteed leads to a lot of wishful thinking.
>>157472312they must plan to use this opportunity to try out their rookie left tackles
>>157472237Cool it with the racism bud, this is a blue board
Why isn't Daniel Jones considered handsome?
>>157472312Jimmy Haslam
>>157472358>computer geek neck>cope beard
>>157472312hes only looked slightly worse than the guy competing with him, so sunk cost fallacy
All of this drama because Americans are so sexually repressed.
I'm hungover
>>157472365I think he's one of those guys who would have been considered handsome in the 50's, but now beauty standards have changed, particularly in America.
>>157472312Sunk Cost. They paid so much money so instead of cutting their losses and trying to build back up they're going to ride this dying horse until it can't even move. To move off him is to admit you made a mistake in signing him. To play him is, in their retarded minds, a way to retain some plausible deniability and go "well shucks, he just wasn't good!". They're retarded, it's why they're the Browns.
>>157472374I want to fuck you in the ass.
>>157472368Kek
>>157472358Why are you asking 4chin autists this question?
>>157472309>spammers immediately switched from raiders to cowsois after thiskekaroo!
>>157472419Preseason lad. What else is there to do?
the browns should not exist as an organization any morethis is not because i think shitdoor should be starting, it's because they are not a real franchise and exist only to leech
>>157472430Nah, ship em overseas. Hello to the Berlin Browns!
Jalyx Hunt is going to have a big year. He's on track to be a star.
Jed York tried to pay a young lady boy to shit and fart in his mouth but Kyle Shanahan was driving past in his Tesla drunk and accidentally ran over the lady boy which made Jed York mad and then he started stomping his little manlet feet and turning red with steam shooting out his ears and a police officer walked over and said "Sir, stop having a melty or I'm gonna plonk you" but his manlet rage couldn't be quelled and he started crying and farting while Kyle hid the dead lady boy in his trunk and ordered another bourbon on the rocks for the drive home so the police officer had to arrest Jed whilst Kyle drove home and ran over queefies
>>157472312127 million dead cap
>>157472441>>157472438zesty ahhh thread
>>157472410He has a very anglo face which is probably why you and I differ on that. I’m an anglo as well but American taste is more Germanic. The noble but knobbly face with the low brow ridge and flat mouth makes him look like a royal. American tastes favor more open, delicate, and less serious features, like Brad Pitt
Feels good to root for an organization who's owner has delivered multiple Super Bowls in this century and who also isn't a meth addicted freak fucking toothless prozzies in trailer parks. Some teams fans can't say the same.
my jetties schedule is so pathetically weak that we wont be able to lose every game and get 1st overall :(
>>157472463But Bob Kraft does all that though
>>157472463most owners don't get caught tbf.
>>157472467Stop with the woe is me chicanery. You’ve won a super bowl. You’re not a poverty franchise. Get a grip
>>157472467Say you do get the first overall pick. What exactly do you plan to do with it? Do you truly think it will save you?
>>157472462thought this was brad pitt for a second
kek queefs and muttfags eternally seething about the pats
>>157472515Bronkek…
>Jef York arrestedHe won
>>157472512old superbowls dont count, they decay after 20 years
joey 4chan finna win the owl
How can you be a billionaire and going down to a trailer park for a hooker? There are services that will send classy chicks to your hotel suite, man.
>>157472538Joey Bones isn’t winning anything with that shit coach and shit franchise
oof
>>157472525We don’t think about you at all. You’re the ones who have always been seething at us, because you feel threatened. But we only focus on ourselves :)
>>157472309Fanny Bussitini
>>157472540>hurr durr why do you ever go outside instead of having UberEats deliver everything to you not everyone is lazy, anon
>>157472546thank you, Dov
>>157472528Belted
>>157472546>kike pats owner in an asian rub-n-tug>this guy in a trailer parkIsn't there some high class service these people are supposed to be using? Like, idk, flying whores out to their own location?
>>157472555this is like flying to india for food instead of getting some pizza delivered tho
bros how do I stop jerking off everyday?
new ann michael maye just dropped
>>157472309Where's he throwing?
>>157472571ohio isn't that bad
>>157472565this but unironically
>>157472574She is so perfect.
>>157472574She’s getting hotter…
>>157472573have sex everyday
>>157472573Pay 140 dollar for sexual intercourse
>>157472570The high class broads are way more tech savvy and tend to extort/blackmail famous people.
>>157472579Don't fucking lie, bro. It's only third in suck to notorious shitholes Florida and Texas.
>>157472544Toey Brokey nearly won it all with that shit coach and shit franchise and he's 5 years better than he was then.
>>157472573Go to therapyTouch grassMake friendsTalk to a woman
>>157472591She mogs Brittany Mahomes' gummy ass smile.
>>157472601Sounds like a great way to commit suicide with two gunshots to the back of your skull
i hate that they changed tripcodesi had almost forgotten that turbo faggot bradysknee existed
It must be wild to be a trailer park hooker and have a literal billionaire call you up for a date
>my QB's wife is hotter than your QB's wifeEmbarrassing shit today on spee.
>>157472609the last time I talked to a woman I got put on a no fly list
>>157472603>he's 5 years better than he was then.it doesnt work like this
>>157472571maybe he just likes to travel
>>157472615>you can be the lowest of the lowest woman and STILL have billionaires willing to risk imprisonment, humiliation, and their personal/professional lives for the opportunity to insert their penis in you 1 timeAbsolutely grim.
>>157472626you just know it stinks in there
>>157472603You have to look at the big picture not keep hanging your hat on one meme season. They had a good couple of seasons back before defenses were better acquainted with Burrow and Chase and when Lou Anarumo was at the peak of his powers. Now they’re figured out, they have no defense and can’t make the playoffs. Zac Taylor should have been fired long ago. And he hasn’t been and even if he eventually is, won’t be replaced by someone more competent, because the franchise is incompetent and always will beBengals fans still have this weird delusion that the AFC runs through Burrowhead, you haven’t been relevant in years. It’s over
Hmmm how old were the hoes?
>>157472626Oh hey excuse me, I've got the middle seat there. Thanks
>>157472574she is the nfls "we have taylor swift at home" now that the chiefs refball psyop is over
>>157472610That is a very rude thing to say to him in response to a compliment. Apologize.
>>157472619Start with the other items on that list, and work your way up to it
>>157472644this is just a proxy for how important each city is
One lick off these thunderbolts that I call hands and a Bronkek is KO’d unconscious
>>157472619Have you tried "being normal"?
>>1574726661v1 me pussy
>>157472640>Bengals fans STILL riding the high of "remember that one time we beat the chiefs in the playoffs???" to fuel their delusions of being a SB contender
>>157472640you just don't know ball
>Shitteur Sanderslol what a niggerfaggot
>>157472574Heckin wholesome chungus
>>157472683You have stockholm syndrome. I read about it on Wikipedia recently
>San Francisco hookers
>>157472706>San Francisco FortyNiggers
I'm shocked it wasn't Mark Davis, where hooker are almost legal
>AHHHHHCHOOOOOOOOO!!
>>157472615How does a billionaire even end up in a trailer park
>>157472574It's going to be sad when she no longer gets any attention because Mid Maye is a career backup on his fifth team
>>157472603Yeah but he choked hard, gained 60 yards on 30 plays in his last 6 drives KWABAnd got the ball with a minute left on the 36 the year after in the AFC champ and didn't do shitNot been to the playoffs since
>>157472725She is Mid Maye
>>157472721Uh oh stinky!
>>157472678kek
My Chargies!
>>157472737fraudulent ring
>>157472746Shit team. Won’t make the playoffs.
>>157472752Kek seething tranny
if yo owner ain't gettin them ho than you ain't winnin no owl
Hello everyone. Let me take my big boy supplements and code switch before chatting about our eagles
>hmmmm yes today i will have da flu
Trade! The Patriots are sending WR Kayshon Boutte to the Texans for safety Jaylen Reed and a draft pick
>>157472798Uh oh Kiwi!
>big white nigga playing like an absolute freakHe's going to be starting week one.https://youtu.be/1_J_aYtLUXs?is=PTNJHIQN9CHGUAeV
So what's worse being on the Jets or being on the Browns?
>>157472801Dumb trade by the Texans, don't touch your defense, especially not for a nigga named Booty>>157472834Jets. Players have talked about how awful it is pretty vocally. Hardman said it gave him such a culture shock coming from the Chiefs that he refused to play
I don’t get it. On one hand they tell us not to shame sex workers and that it’s empowering for women and whatnot to do what they choose with their body, then on the other hand they kick and scream for a man to be cancelled for getting a handjob from a trailer park china woman
Browns absolutely ruined their entire organization by putting the 230 into Watson. entire club is hereby poisoned until maybe 2040.Sanders & Dillon will both go somewhere else and do 10 times better
>>157472237What is Lamar Jacksons record in the playoffs against Josh Allen?
>>157472546>$140>trailer womanMy brother in Christ, they do it for free!
>>157472844>Hardman said it gave him such a culture shock coming from the Chiefs that he refused to playHow is that even allowed
>>157472737>all the niners had to do was not give up a 3rd and 15>up by 10 with 7 minutes leftI'm still mad.
>>157472752I’m not going to want that kind of hit to be a penalty just because it’d be bad for the Chiefs
>>157472885The issue is it shouldn't be a penalty on anyone. But if it's Mahomes it's a penalty 10/10 times.
>>157472875Not much else they can do but cut or trade him, which is what they did. Then he caught the super bowl winning TDHe said as soon as he arrived he could see that there was no coherence or point to practices. He tried to talk to coaches to understand his role and they would give him the run around and tell him to talk to someone else. He complained about the incompetence he was seeing and tried to tell them he's been on the Chiefs, he knows what a good team looks like, and it pissed them off even more so they shut him out. Eventually he outright told them, send me back to the Chiefs, because I'm not playing. They didn't believe him until they actually played the Chiefs, and told Hardman he would be returning punts. He said why would I try to beat my team? and refused. They traded him to the Chiefs a couple weeks later
>>157472801Based cheers for the heads up just added him in 3 leagues. Dude played well last year good trade for the Texans
>>157472721>>157472737>>157472798MOMMYYYY!!! LOOK!!! I POSTED IT AGAIN!!!kekkkkkkkkk what a fucking little bitch, mahomes owns your franchise
Sell the Browns, rename them, move the team, just end this
Cowherd is really in love with Caleb Williams
>>157472885i don't like the rule either but it's a blatant penalty by rule
>>157472899Crazy trivia: Jets were on Hardknocks that season and a fortune teller told Hardman he would catch the owl winning td. Jets were like oh shit!! Kek
*sniffs*>ahhhhhhhhh......>AHHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Shadeur, you are now QB1 for the Louisville Elks
>>157472884There were several points like that where if Mahomes didn't make magic happen we would have lost. He's very clutchIf the Niners had a real QB though we would have lost that game
>>157472921dude really is a tyreekbabby when throwing it deep
>>157472910It’s too bad Caleb is straight.
>have had to watch 3 SB chokejobs in my lifetime>had to watch both division rivals win a 'owl in the same window>horrific 1st rnd drafting>constantly the most injured team in the league>traded 3 1st round picks for a QB they dumped a year later>HC almost died in a car accident>120 million dollar WR went schizo from a knee injury>owner would rather pay 140 dollars for trailer trash pussy than invest in a competent medical staffWho has it worse than us
>>157472974cardinals jets vikings and browns
>>157472924He'll be starting for da Browns after the Browns put the practice squad o-line in to "protect" watson in game 1
>>157472809He doesn't even pretend to be a Ravens fan anymore. It's just Blo Dix 24/7 now.
>>157472974No fanbase is more deserving of that than the Whiners.
>>157472984Franchises that have always been giga poverty don't count
>>157472992I actually kind of agree with this
>>157473027It's pretty lukewarm imoMy spiciest points are Giants over Eagles, 49ers over Hawks, Raiders over Chiefs, and Titans over Colts
>>157472941Uh oh shitty stinky boy!
>>157472935>49ers just needed someone a bit better than Jimmy Garoppolo >trade 3 first rounders and 1 third rounder to move up to get Trey Lance>WE WANT A MOBILE MULLATO QB TOO!!!>absolute failure bust of a pick>end up with Purdy somehow>yeah, Purdys good enough, fuck itThe Shanahan era niners have got to be the team with the weirdest series of events happening to and around them.
>>157473042your single webm doesn't change the fact that mahomes is one of the worst deep passers in the league
i feel like this is setting up for deshaun to go off this season ngl
>>157472974Part of me thinks it would have been more bearable if the niners were just a consistently and fundamentally bad team. To know that they were so close year in and year out is just painful.>choke in 2019>injury year >choke in 2021>purdy dies in 2022 NFCCG>choke in 2023>injury year>injury year that somehow still ends in the divisional round, albeit in an ass whooping
>>157473070>H-he's a Tyreekbabby! Doesn't count!>*another webm appears*>Th-that doesn't count either!You didn't really come prepared for this one I don't think, you and Kiwi should put your heads together and regroup
Seahawks have lost Robbie Ouzts, Jake Bobo, and Clark, in addition to Shemar Jean-Charles and have a unknown timeline for Tory Horton to return (again) these past 7 days. Been a rough week for the Hawks and all their fans thats for sure. Get a former 49ers part owner and he brings the injury bug with him it seems. oof lol
>I'M TELLING YOU I HAD DA FLU YOU FUCKING CHUDCEL!! DA FUCKING FLU!!!!
>>157473085The west coast teams got hit hard this year...again
>>157473085They'll lose to the Pats in a couple weeks and people will start to have tough conversations
Matt Gulbin please save my offensive line
You now remember Christine Michael.
>>157473040>Raiders over ChiefsRaiders defense is just too shit for this to happen I fear. The other ones are plausible
>>157473151Wow you think
>>157473082since 2022 he has the third worst passer rating when throwing 20+ yards. worse than kenny pickett. worse than will levis. worse than justin fields. worse than anthony richardson
>>157473164And his receivers during that time:Juju Smith Shuster, can't rosterMVL, can't rosterHollywood Brown, currently can't roster on the EaglesThornton, couldn't roster on the PatriotsSkyy Moore, league journeyman converted to special teams memeKadarius Toney, couldn't cut it on the BrownsShould I keep going or do you get the picture? Should he be tossing 80 yard deep balls to Travis Kelce?You're not arguing in good faith anyway, you want to bring up out of context meme stats to dispute actual video evidence of his elite deep ball. You're just coping
>>157473156Fraid so
>>157472312how do Cleveland fans accept this? they should abandon season tickets and refuse to attend games.
baseball
What's funny about the 9ers owner was, he was in EAST PALESTINE Ohio.. the meth den shithole that got fucked in the ass by the poisonous train crash a few years back.. from what I understand he has immediate family living in Youngstown, a little north of East Palestine (God knows why a billionaire would let his family continue to live in that shithole) but to go to a fucking trailer park in East Palestine is crazy. Scraping the absolute bottom of the barrel for a hooker man
Is it a bad sign if a professional athlete has this much candy on hand?
OHIO
>>157473177trash allen was still an effective deep passer in 2023 when he had dogshit receivers.
>>157473250Diggs and Shakir are not even close to "dogshit receivers" like Mahomes has had, goober
>>157473231It's shocking how many of these guys just eat candy on a daily basis. Look up DK Metcalf's diet for example. Also, unless they're eating that shit constantly, that candy is gonna go stale
>>157473250damn that's crazy. maybe one day this Josh Allen guy can teach Mahomes how to win in this league
>>157473299I accept your concession, enjoy this year. LOL
>>157472992honestly the only one that looks correct is the afc south, the rest are either slightly wrong or horrible
>>157473125No I don't.
>>157473299You mean the most coddled NFL QB, Josh Allen?
>>157473315why wouldn't I broncuck? oh no, you actually think the new baseline is it's your year, and the chiefs are done? oh no no no lmao
>>157473324None of them are off by more than one or two swaps
>>157473278Like Marshawn with skittles
>>157473278I wonder how much Taco Bell Adams actually eats
>>157473350eh maybe an exaggeration but I just think that nfc east prediction is horrible, I don't buy into the gnats at all
Why so much nostalgia for 2010's NFL already?
Genius move by Cleveland. Now people will love Sanders
>mfw Chiefsfags and Broncosfags are both super annoying
>>157473350If you're retarded
>>157473177now say this for drew brees and tom bradys receivers for the first 70% of their careers lol
>>157473406Nobody would say that because they aren't comparableRandy Moss was in the first 70% of Brady's career fyi /pol/ tourist toddler
>>157473276my bad i meant 2024 when diggs left. shakir is a slot receiver who has less than fifteen 20+ air yard targets in his entire career.
>>157473395running in the playoffs with james mother fucking starktake us back
Is Jaylen Reed any good
>>157473395Legendary QB play
>>157473427You just got memed that Mahomes has a bad deep ball and Allen has a chad deep ball and believed it, it doesn't matter what year you're talking about, everything Josh Allen can do Mahomes does better. You know the webm of Mahomes to Thornton in the Eagles game that mainly memed you into thinking he has a bad deep ball? Here was the same game a few plays later. It's always sad when people unironically buy into bait here and actually believe the Broncos are going to the super bowl and Mahomes is a shit quarterback. Rub the two digits in your IQ together and make a third
>>157473455i said mahomes is a shit deep passer, not that he's a shit quarterback. why are you so sensitive
>>157473404Yeah the AFC south is doubly fucking stupid given that the tits starters damn near lost to to shithawks practice squad yesterday. Then you have the Bengals with Glass Joe, the Patriots due for a massive regression since they don't have the third easiest schedule in the history of the NFL anymore.
>>157473469flyover tards cannot into statistical data showing objective truths, here watch this highlight
>>157473469They're mutually exclusive. If you can't throw deep it takes away a major weapon in an offense.And the entire reason you're saying that is because it's a talking point in the Mutthomes webmspam contrarian baitposting here, not because it's true in reality.
>>157473177FUCKING RICHARDSON HAD MICHAEL PITTMAN
here's my season predictions, left most divisions I'm positive about, the right most divisions I am completely unsure and think could go anyone's way
>>157473397No one for gives a fuck about The Browns besides drunk boomers lol
>>157473474No justification for Allen being good if Maye is badWhat is the difference between them to you?
>>157473476No, you take solace in coping with stats and willfully ignore all nuance, because you are seething.>>157473491I do not give a fuck retard, yes you're right, Richardson > Mahomes. It's so over. Thanks for your analysis
>>157473529>all nuance"watch this nuanced highlight"
>>157473508I actually agree with all of this
Will never understand why people are high on the Bills
>>157473550Yeah believe it not the game is played on a field, not in your "muh statistical data of objective truths in a proverbial virgin male" you fucking mealy mouthed dumbass nerd, keep seething and coping L O S E R
How the fuck did Bane fall to 15?
>>157473525nta, I'm not saying maye is good or bad. I'm telling you that if you judge him by last year you're a fucking fool. A 48 year old with palsey could have won 10 games with that schedule.
>>157473577Bad organizations have high picks and bad organizations just say "Draft someone who can put some points on the board!"
I can suck my own cock.
>>157473566cause cook and allen??? they both get 28 points a game bro
>>157473588How do I learn this power?
kek the flyover retard is boilin, glory days are over sry
>>157473596Then why are we not expecting a Bengals Cowboys Superbowl
>>157473609Nah you got raped>glory days are over sryYou've been saying that for five years raped bitch
>>157473485>They're mutually exclusive.no.>If you can't throw deep it takes away a major weapon in an offense.yes, and mahomes won an MVP and two super bowls in spite of it. i personally don't care about how some anons broke you down you into believing any criticism of mahomes' game is an attack on his entire career and ability or something
>>157473601The real power is pushing your balls to the side, pulling your cock back, and fucking your own asshole.
Anyone putting Broncos at 1 in the division genuinely and unironically does not know ball whatsoever and after being proven brutally wrong this season should have the humility to never post a take again.
>>157473614nah nigguh u dun got raped take that bussy out yo mouth playa, we gon finna win da owl dis year
>>157473620>yes, and mahomes won an MVP and two super bowls in spite of itYeah he threw over 5,000 yards by not having a deep ball, retard. No, that's not what happened, you are wrong, and you need to get over it and stop crying on me.
>>157473630On paper they should dominate, but they had so many BS miracle wins last year
>>157473630thats the beauty of being anonymous
>>157473610? whose running for 2 tds a game on those teams?
>>157473640Look at their schedule. They have a top 5ish defense and an okay offense. There is literally no way in hell they win the division with that schedule. They will literally be lucky to have a winning record and that's no jack. Someone has to be completely talking out of their ass and completely ignorant to not see this.
>>157473651Joe Bussy
Started lifting and walking 8 miles a day today
>>157473660Anyway, go Bears
>>157473638>Yeah he threw over 5,000 yards by not having a deep ballyes he was bottom 10 in average depth of target
>>157473658already out for the season I fear
>>157473630>>157473652ok then who else would take the divisionraiders suck shit and will probably be tanking again by week 9queefs are doing a major retooling/light rebuild and mahomes's health is questionableand the chorgers always somehow find a way to stumble over themselves and choke away easy winsbronkeks being number is less because they're a dominant team and more so because the rest of the division is so beat up
>>157473638>my stat prove ur stat wrong! also check this highlight with some nuance niggaretard lmao
>>157473679Obviously the Chiefs. The main issue last season was not having a running game. They not only have one of the best rb rooms in the league now, with the best quarterback. "Who else could ever win the AFCW" lmao come on
>>157473610We are though
>>157473674I'm not even checking if your dumb cope stat is real retard, you don't throw over 5000 yards to juju smith shuster by just spamming check downs, you are a fucking dumbass. Stop replying.>>157473691You're just closing your eyes and going Nuh uh, retardThe hyenas gather around the Lion
I can't stop jacking off to black girls....
>>157472441holy KWAB the bodycam footage just got released
>>157473706>Lionthe lions already suck
>>157473398Unfortunately no one is likeable in the AFCW
jed york might be sex pest but at least he's not a human trafficker/pedophile like robert kraft
>>157473706>you don't throw over 5000 yards to juju smith shuster by just spamming check downsbut that is what he did althoughbeit
>>157473679It will be queefies or chorge. I'm personally expecting1. Chargers2. Chiefs3. Broncos4. RaidersBut it depends on Mahomes' recovery
>>157473735Checkdown merchant who threw the most yards ever in a season to a guy whose knees are blown out and gets no YACYep. Fraid so.Thanks for showing the validity of your cope stats
>>157473694>one of the best RB roomsretard all they have is K9 and that's itidk if you've been under a rock but pacheco and hunt are gone, demercado isn't all that and the rest are literal whosmaybe they could get the 2nd seed but the bronkeks would need to collapse completely for the chiefs to win the division
>>157473694>with the best quarterbackoh nononono
>>157473734York is mentioned in the files as often as Kraft
>>157472513The Jets unironically have some nice young pieces on offense. Glenn will be gone by next year and they will probably be able to select one of the top QB prospects and bring in an offensive coach. Then again, this is the Jets so idk.
>>157473706>you don't throw over 5000 yards to juju smith shuster by just spamming check downswhy not, brady nearly did it in 2022 as well
>>157473747>retard all they have is K9 and that's itidk if you've been under a rock but pacheco and hunt are gone, demercado isn't all that and the rest are literal whosmaybe they could get the 2nd seed but the bronkeks would need to collapse completely for the chiefs to win the divisionOk now you're just boringly retarded.It's K9 and Emmett Johnson who you willfully ignored as the premier backs.Then there is a ton of depth behind them with Demacardo, Emmett Smith's son, a guy named Jadyn Ott.Last response for you, you're not a serious person and clearly just a seething monkey
>>157473734>>157473760kek
>>157473760kraft was scrubbed from the files by the FBI, don't be retarded
Seahawks are kinda looking shit low key. The superbowl hangover is real they sat on their laurels
sit on this bussy
Browns are rolling with a convicted rapist at QB over a pro bowler who has his number retired at his alma mater.
>ERM all they have is one of the most elite playmaking running backs in the league and a highly touted rookie with a sky high ceiling as well as a ton of depth, what do you mean they have a good running back room? ACKSHUALLY...Kek the cope isn't even bait level anymore
>>157473782Lock and the backups look great. The only concerns are at safety and depth beyond the backups. Meyers missed a couple but w/e.
>>157473782Have they even played starters yet?
>>157473774>Emmett Smith's sonyou just know a guy is good when this is how you refer to him
>>157473803Its all theater. Shedeur will be Clevelands qb of the future they just need everyone to accept him and what better way than contrasting him with peanut oil
Remember when the statmutt send a message to the admins of 4chins about the evil webms?
>>157473803it really do be like dat, imagine the pop game 3, first home game after Watson shit the bed the first 2 games, shitdoor comes out as the starter. BOOM. throws 2 picks, game lost
>>157473818Did you successfully dunk on the fifth stringer? Finally, a win for retard
>>157473630Seething queefie
>>157473830We like webms here.
AAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157473646No, you're beautiful anonymous :)
this queeftard is lashing out at everything huh...
>watson has been booed by fans in preseasonStunning reporting by (((espn))), i wonder, why don't they ever talk about shapooper's bad plays or him getting booed?
>>157472992>shitboyslol, lmao
If Arch gets drafted by the Browns does he pull an Eli and refuse to play their and demand a trade?
>>157473774>you're not a serious person and clearly just a seething monkey>the same person bringing up a player only because he's a former legends son
>>157473860>no N SHEEEEEEEEEEIT in the filenameCome on man.
>>157473860That's an elite deep ball pass right there.
I will help you, /nfl/ toddlers.
>>157473860best deep ball in da league btw
Weeee reeady. Weeeee reeeeeaday. Weeeeeee REEEEEEEEADYYY FOR Y'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!
>>157473860>>157473906>>157473911Hyenas
>best deep ball in "da" (sic) league btw
I want to be a woman.
>>157473907>stillersHow?>chefsWhy do you think they'll be better than last year? They were 6-8 with Mahomes playing.>puckersSame question, why do you think they'll be better?
>>157472540>>157472570It's possible that all the high class services are compromised by jews and he didn't want to give them any blackmail material
>>157473893the better question is will the media label Monken as racist this season for starting peanut oil over shitdoor, and next season for starting Arch over him
>Nooooo your webms of his "highlights" don't count! Not an argument! But my webms of his lowlights are surely triumphant :)Oops retard forgot to pretend to be smart
the muttlover statmutt right now...
Serious question: Is there an argument for a rebrand for Cleveland? You have the worst name, worst logo and worst team in the NFL.Just have a clean break and start again.
anyway 7 > 3
>FTF is on vacation for another weekWhat the FUCK am I supposed to watch from 12-3 now?
>>157473938Steelers are just the most complete team the AFCN, none will be contenders.Chiefs have already been explained and you don't want to hear itPackers have been building something for the past 3-4 years and it's starting to come together, meanwhile I expect the Bears to regress a little with the loss of DJ Moore, and because progress isn't linear. Usually there's a plateau before a breakthrough
>>157473907Us12 here, we're C tier
>lowlightsThey're called shit plays, retard. Cope. Seethe. Dilate. Kys. In that order.
>>157473936HOL UP
>>157473936Skol!!!!
>>157473974>i'm gay and my wife fucks dogsWhat did he mean by this?
>>157473934thats downright mahomesian
This is the year dem boyz take over the nfc east for the near future. This is good for the league because it means we have to watch less tush push bs and get more hate watch opportunities as dak leads dem boyz deep into the playoffs.
How long before kittle is back on IR? I'm guessing 5 weeks
Yep… I’m thinkin it’s that time of thread again
>>157473957Got any ideas? The Cleveland _________
>>157473949Ive seen more lowlights than highlights, so they win out I fear. Add in the stats, and... well its not looking good
Is it common for a QB to go to the pro bowl 1 season and then be the 2nd stringer the next season even though there were no roster changes?
>>157474006Brownskins
>>157474019only wit racist fuck ass white bitch coaches nigguh
>>157474010>Ive seen more lowlights than highlightsYou should try watching the NFL more than the inside of your ass some time, he wins the super bowl quite frequently
>>157474051>You should try watching the NFL more than the inside of your ass some timekek what the fuck are you saying spic
>Me when the Chiefs are losing kek>Me when it's rigged because they won
HORSEMAN ARE DRAWING NEEEEARER ON LEATHER STEEDS THEY RIDE THEVE COME TO TAKE YOUR LIIIIIIIIIFEON THROUGH THE DEAD OF NIGHT WITH THE FOUR HORSEMAN RIDE OR CHOOSE YOUR FATE AND DIE
>>157474019when the pro bowl becomes a literal meme game that most starters turn down and you have a shitty qb room like the browns yeah its pretty normal
>>157474073Oh it's the illiterate retard Bronkek who can never make a post without saying something mindbogglingly stupid.That was an obvious allusion to "having your head up your ass", retard. Holy fuck it's so painful having to see you post
>HE'S POSTING THE LOWLIGHT WEBS AGAIN N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!
>>157474092>Bronkekyou are so scared of the Broncos, you see them in every single post. its kind of pathetic
>>157473893Cleveland isn't getting a first round pick, if Deshaun get waived, and loses game.
>>157474087jennyfag lyricposting just hits different impeccable taste
>>157474109Yeah nice try, but unfortunately it's very clearly you. Maybe you thought I was joking when I told you you're so genuinely retarded that I can recognize you purely by seeing the most retarded post of the day
>>157474107that buck is downright peculiar
Still haven't gotten around to organizing my webm folder. Anyone wanna do it for me? I'll mail you my 12TB external HD with all of them on it.
>>157474115:3
>>157474120>unfortunately it's very clearly youwere chiefags always this schizo or did the losing seasons and the mutts downfall cause this?
>>157474149Yeah uh huh. So anyway back to what we were talking about, do you understand the obvious allusion now that I've explained it? Or would you prefer to not think about how embarrassing that was, and switch to accusing me of being a schizo instead of a "spic"?Retard
I am actually a fan of this years SuperBowl winners
>>157474182We're unbothered btw
>the stats are wrong, except the ones I use>these highlights that show mutthomes throwing good pass shows hes good, this wemb of mutthomes throwing bad pass doesnt mean hes bad>spics cant be schizos>every poster is the bronkek poster>every poster is a hyena out to get >us (the Lion, meaning us chadly quefs, not to be confused with the actual Lions NFL team)
I want the Chargers to win the AFCW because they won’t be annoying because there are no Chargers fans
UP IN MY PODIUM AS A KNOW-IT-ALL SCHOLAR DOWN IN MY SEAT OF JUDGEMENT *GAVELS BANG*UPHOLD THE LAAAAWUP ON MY SOAPBOX A LEADER ABOUT TO CHANGE THE WORLD DOWN IN MY PULPIT AS THE HOLIER THAN THOU MESSENGER OF GOD
Explain to me how a BILLIONAIRE can't figure out how to get an escort without getting caught???
>>157474182Look at patty get juked
>>157474245Based!
>>157474233Yeah but football aside, you're actually retarded
Yeah I think Mahomes is a lil overrated
>>157474251Epstein isnt active
>>157474231>bungles that highMaybe is glass joe makes it until week 14 before getting injured.
>>157474231See >>157473630This better be the last take you ever post. Thanks
>>157474255
>>157474245Definitive annoyance rankings for the AFC West:1. Chiefs (statfag, many others)2. Chargers (mina spammer)3. Raiders (jenny spammer)4. Broncos (Bo posters)
>>157474276flacco runs the offense better than joey 4chan anyway
>>157473970>Steelers are just the most complete teamHow is that true? The Bengals and Ravens have better rosters.>Chiefs have already been explainedI haven't been in on that conversation it, and I want to hear what you think.>Packers have been building somethingThey seem pretty stagnant to me. And Micah is going to miss most of the season. Where have they improved over last year?
>>157474278Chorgers aren't going to beat the buncos in the division, sorry.
>>157474292>1. Chiefs (statfag, many others)Your "statmutt" boogey man hasn't statposted that I've seen in years, and the only reason you rank the Chiefs that high is because we fucking cook you when you thought you were going to talk shit in your echo chamber in peace
>>157473942Looks like a rip move, so that's not a penalty
>>157474292how could you possibly rank the Raiders above the donkiesjennyposting at least makes my dick tingle
>>157474324Boposting is chill and funny>>157474314Statmutt is first one of you i thought of off the top of my head. But honestly you all agree with him and post the same shit in his absence
>>157474314>wekwamuttlover
>>157474323>so that's not a penaltyt.
>>157474357is that real hahahhah
>>157474314this, statmutt mindraped so many schizos here kek
>>157474302>>Steelers are just the most complete team>How is that true? The Bengals and Ravens have better rosters.Only the Ravens do, the Bengals are still weak on defense.The Steelers have a proven veteran coach, Aaron Rodgers at QB and just a solid roster. They should be expected to do solidly, at least 10 to 11 wins.The Ravens have a first time head coach and seem shaky even in their best seasons. I don't trust them>>Chiefs have already been explained>I haven't been in on that conversation it, and I want to hear what you think.They have an elite run game now and improved the depth on defense. They lost McDuffie and the other CB, but drafted a McDuffie replacement, another good CB and brought back Sneed, as well as bringing in guys like Peter Woods and linebacker R Mason Thomas. So their defense should be above average and their offense elite. The best QB in the league isn't going to be going winless forever despite what /nfl/ likes to believe. It was an off season, mainly due to no running game, also some exhaustion from 3 straight super bowl appearances. They've also fired Nagy and brought back Bienemy. They should win the division commandingly.>>Packers have been building something>They seem pretty stagnant to me. And Micah is going to miss most of the season. Where have they improved over last year?Their offense is adding receivers for Love and growing / gaining familiarity. I just think in general, the more time that program has to grow under LaFleur and Love the better it will do. I'm a Love believer and think he'll be regarded as an elite QB soon
>>157474245Plus we get more Mina
https://youtu.be/wGZFv3ip96s
As someone who works for a company that manages mobile home parks across the country I can tell you right now that Ohio has some of the saddest places I've ever seen. Go niners.
>>157474362the score? yes.
>i have posted, i mean he hasn't posted here for years guize!We all know it's you, muttlover. Your posting habits never changed. You can't go 2 webms without seething and defending the QB that has lighter skin than you do.
>>157474251its purely unlucky
>>157474261I accept your concession.>>157474314>we fucking cook you when you thought you were going to talk shit in your echo chamber in peacekek hes still going
>>157474432Trust me I get it completely. I'm listening. But all that aside, you're literally and actually retarded
>>157474314This. They try so hard to talk shit about a QB that has been singlehandedly mogging the fuck out of their teams ever since he came into the league and it makes them so mad.
>>157474294This. People forget that Flaccie was wheelin and dealin
>>157474442>mogging the fuck out of their teamsbut he never did
>>157474469Your rent-a-center team had nothing to do with anything
>>157474479>that season doesnt countoh ok
>>157474491It counts, just not for your irrelevant meme franchise. It counted for Brady
2025 spammers were burrsfags2026 spammers will be ?
>>157474496my team was whichever team Brady was on tho
>>157474507Chorge. They'll do well and lifelong Chorge fans will come out of the woodwork
>>157472528>still not released>still not getting paid>spent weeks hyping up his totally imminent signing with the commanders because Jaden Daniels is his boy and then they signed Diggs instead because, you know, both his legs actually work>will be forced into retirement if and when the 9ers ever release him and will probably either be dead or in jail by the end of the seasonNah Aiyuk's still KWABOTY
>>157472538joe reddit
>>157474469How many titles have the Cucs won ever since Mahomes has been starting and how many have the Chiefs won. Notice they're right back to being an irrelevant trash heap now that Tom Brady isn't around to lift their sorry asses up from the mountain of shit they've always resided in.
>>157474512I kneel
>>157474492now thats a downright beauty
>>157474514there are going to be a LOT of raped socal chicano sports fans if baseball goes into a lockout kek, but i think they will run to the raiders or 49ers first as they're their real teamsrams/chargers/chiefs(they racially identify with mahomes) are just the plastic backup
>>157474523superb owl mvp
>>157474541wow is this real!?
>>157474541This is normal fyi. Refs have always had a communicative relationship with players and prefer to warn them rather than penalize them. So Mahomes is saying, if this guy gets close to committing a penalty, let me know and I'll straighten him out. It's one of the reasons he was so pissed when they called the ticky tack toe over the line penalty on Kadarius Toney, normally refs would just say "get back" before the play starts.
>>157474546of course it is. i found it on the internet
>muttlover is now coping over some random png I postedkwamuttlover>tick-tacky
>>157474565Now that buck is downright offsides! How did the officiating crew miss this?!?!
>>157474565Why are you meme arrowing ticky tacky 4changod? Do you find that penalty egregious, retard?
>>157474554>"hey if he commits a penalty just let him get away with that one and Ill make sure it doesnt happen again"
>>157474595>if he commits a penalty just let him get away with that one This is the logic that Chiefs haters apply to every team playing against them.
reminder: 100% of teams who had their owner arrested for prostitution immediately won the next super bowl
>>157474611No, Patrick!!! thats not icecream thats poop!
>>157474595Contrary to what casuals such as yourself believe, refs aren’t just malignantly waiting for the opportunity to vindictively penalize a team. They’re there to keep the game within the guard rails. They can do that equally by warning a player before the play starts or penalizing them after the play to set an example / incentivize by punishment. It’s normal for refs to communicate to a player that they’re on the verge of a penalty, or even yes, to let a penalty slide and tell them “hey, don’t be doing that.” There ARE cases of vindicive officiating though, and that Toney call was one. That’s what set off Mahomes and Reid so much, both of whom have seen plenty of shit calls. Sometimes refs have a stick up their ass, there is no communication and their calls seem targeted
>>157474006LeBrowns and they draft his fourth son in the first round
>Contrary to what casuals such as yourself believe, refs aren’t just malignantly waiting for the opportunity to vindictively penalize a team.>It’s normal for refs to communicate to a player that they’re on the verge of a penalty, or even yes, to let a penalty slide and tell them “hey, don’t be doing that.”>There ARE cases of vindicive officiating though, and that Toney call was one.
Who's he throwing to?
>>157474650Is this the same guy who didn’t understand the allusion to head up an ass? Nobody what you’re greentexting this for and what you don’t understand now, retard
>>157474655God.
NO MORE WORDSdun dun dunNO MORE WORDS AND NO MORE PROMISESWhich nfl team does this best describe?
>>157472859They only support "Sex Workers" that result in an incredibly imbalanced transaction for the woman.>spending $500 on an OnlyFans girl to send you a picture of her choosing/video of Chad banging her? >perfectly ok>spending $500 on drinks and lapdances where you can only touch her if she allows it, otherwise you just sit there with a hard cock and do nothing?>perfectly ok>sugar babies who extort tens of thousands of dollars out of men for maybe occasional sex>perfectly ok>spending $150 for sex>AAAAHHHH NOOO THIS IS A GOOD VALUE FOR THE MAN THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Has black twitter been chimping out and calling monken an evil racist for not starting shitter sanders like they did for stefanski?
>We’re back to refball postingYeah… I’m thinking they’re terrified
Watching HIESMAN-doza dab on bama right now on ESPNU.
>>157474565>Offensive line in a flying V formationThis has always pissed me off. That is an illegal formation 100%. glad that the NFL addressed it, but its still out of control imo
>>157474594Ticky tacky and egregious are not the only options
>>157474751But then how is Lane Johnson supposed to get a 3-step advantage on the DE without false starting?
>>157474565That's not offside
>>157473969>every FTF segment is just "are we sucking off Mahomes/the chiefs hard enough???>either that or a LeBron segmentIt's God damn unwatchable sometimes.
>>157474774Yes it is, reffies called it and the reffies know best. stick to peeling potatoes, seamus.
>>157474292Considering we have the most posters itg and don't take over threads even half as much as the mindbroken Broncos fans who spam about us, and rarely even argue which is why it's usually one or two of replying when there are probably 5 to 8 of us online and we could easily gangrape you people if we wanted, I'm going to have to press X to doubt.
>>157474774Yeah it is paddy.
>we>us>you>our>my>yourkwamuttlover
>>157474292>Bo postersWe prefer the term "Bosters".
>>157472869They played themselves by wiping their ass with Mayfield and acting like the Watson signing was a done deal. When he decided he preferred Miami instead they had no plan B and if they let their #1 overall pick walk just to replace him with no one it would have been incredibly embarrassing. So they panicked and offered like 20-30% above market value. It was either that or fall flat on their faces and admit they built their entire plan around a guy who was just using them as leverage against the team he actually wanted to sign with. And of course the real joke is that as shameful and humiliating as that would have been it would still have been the better outcome long term because Watson is unproductive and frequently injured so they could have signed literally anyone and got the same outcome or better without the hundreds of millions in blown cap space and the PR nightmare. Everything they've done since making the Playoffs with Baker has been completely fucking retarded. Joke of a franchise.
>>157474789Wow why are they so many of you all the sudden after all these years. I wonder
>>157472869>shapooper>10 times better0 times anything is still 0.
>>157474788>>157474801Nope
>>157473188I stopped caring after >we ditched Baker. I can understand having a bunch of retards at the top swinging for the fences all the time and being unlucky year after year. But cutting John Dorsey who did a great job rebuilding after 1-31 then cutting Baker who was a proven guy who managed to be on a team that won the first Browns playoff game in 26 years proved it is not a serious organization. Unless the Browns were getting Mahomes, Jackson, or Allen, I would not have made the trade. Watson looked mediocre and was at best a later move. To tank the franchise for a fucking decade with all the fallout from one of the worst trades in NFL history is unforgivable.
>>157472312The gauranteed contract and them actually having no better options
>>157474836kys retard.
>>157474832There have always been a lot of Chiefs fans online because Chiefs Kingdom covers more area than any other team and it's an area with little else to do than run around in vast fields, read books under trees and post.Chiefs Kingdom encompasses Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma, and Iowa. As in, that's solidly Chiefs territory, undisputed. Caitlin Clark who grew up in Iowa a big Chiefs fan is typical.
>>157474789>Considering we have the most posters itgThats just you samefagging, statmutt
>Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma, and Iowamidwest flyover mongrels
>>157474885>mfw my state to unremarkable to be mentioned.
>>157474885Redblooded Americans, cornfed cuties and based patriots who make trannies such as yourself seethe
>>157474836
>>157474898There are probably a lot of Chiefs fan in South Dakota nowadays since they have the freedom to choose a team but AFAIK they usually go for one of the NFCN teams
>>157474909i don't know a single one of them.
I hate my Ravens We're going to go 8-9Fire this bozo
>>157474899Fent zombies, trailer trash, cousin kissing, ICP listening, diabetic retards.Touch Saltwater kwaby.
>>157474911No sweat, there are only four so they're easy to remember. Lions, Packers, Bears, and Vikings.
>>157474924oh, you.
>>157474921go drink saltwater, paco luiz mendoza smith III.
>cousin kissing, CP listening
>>157474921Tranny
>>157474932>Midwest mongrel cant handle a little BrineKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK they keep telling on themselves
>>157474663>Nobody what you’re greentexting this for
>>157474921Uh oh, you got em all riled up. Fatties are hopping on their mobility scooters as we speak
>school just got out on the west coast, paco shows up to shit up /nfl/ on his bus ride home from high school.hmmm, what a surprise.
>>157474953>dis nigga dont drink salt in his watuh? nigga wut da fuq
Imagine the sheer terror a softass coastie paco would feel if he had to experience one (1) tornadie kek
>ayoooo yt ppl dun't szn dey watuh n sheeeeeeit
>>157474983CoastGAWDS get to experience superior hurricanes. You might learn some geography if you ever left your trailer
HE IS RISEN
Why does cowherd think caleb williams, who had a passer rating in the 50s and less than 4000 yards last year, think he is going to be mvp this year?
I wash my salt water with fresh water
>>157475004he is ded
>>157475007GODleb tore that bussy up
>>157475003I've been through a hurricane. It is NOT SHIT compared to a tornado.Hurricanes you know are coming a week in advance, know from which direction, and it's dispersed over a large area. Tornadoes are completely unpredictable, you don't know where it is or how strong it is, and if it picks you up you will experience the greatest terror mother nature can produce on Earth. The interior of a tornado
>>157474655No seriously, what did he see?
>>157475007Cowturd has no real opinions about anything. Hes a knee jerk talking head that contradicts himself non stop to try and always be right
>>157475007they have to pick a black qb to push every season
>>157474993eat your dinner, timmay
I really don't get why people enjoy salmon so much? It doesn't taste very good.
>>157475007He wanted to set his daughter up with him, just like he did with Trey Lance
>>157475029>what did he see?dreads was in his eyes
>>157475007because trey lance isn't a starter >black qb that he can suck off this year.
>>157475044
>>157475003Watch this if you want to see what a real storm sounds like. They shut themselves in a cooler and it still almost ripped through it and killed them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQnvxJZucdsTornado hits around 2:55
>>157475044Put some lemon and dill on it.
>midwest mongrel still vying for my attention Get a clue, creep. I dont want to talk to your ugly ass.
>>157475040put some basedsauce and salt water in there and it would be delicious
>>157475064what the fuck is a dill?
>>157475083FilterGODs, we stay winning
>>157475028>>157475063Hurricanes spawn tornadoes btw.
>>157475084my cum, put my cum on it.
>>157475007Caleb is elite, you just don't get it
>>157475084A weed. Tastes great on basically everything
i can't wait for the next thread because i have important mina news to share
>>157475028you're arguing with the same breed that lives in a place where hurricanes hit multiple times in a decade.
>>157475108I use a lot of dill in tzatziki sauce and eat it with some kebab.
>>157475044Easy to cook & yummy
>>157475112>Building below sea level
>>157475103He takes cock in his faggot black asshole and your team is moving to Indiana. He choked in the playoffs and he's choking this year
>>157475089why does 4chan hate traditional asian flavors?
>>157475118My nigga
>webmpaco starts seethemaxxing>Seethe about white people beginskek
>>157475093Low grade sissy paco tornadoes
>>157475125its overrated as fuck thats why>B-But muh UMAMI Worcestershire sauce power mogs redditsauce. youd know that if you wernt a tastelet
bros, I'm going to get healthy by only eating wraps
>>157475133im noticing...
>>157475007The better question is why do you consume Jerry Springer tier content?
>>157475044I don't understand how people can make chicken tenders with such awful breading. It's not even crispy and there's barely any. If you make teddies, make sure you're using potato starch and baking powder along with the flour and you're coating it twice. Also, don't use dry ass tenderloins, slice some thighs into strips.
Anyone else feel like sucking a mean log of shit out of Patrick Mahomes asshole?
Is there a more raped NFL region?
>>157475176Statmutt here, I basically fantasize about that every night before bed.
>>157475178New Mexico team when? They can be called the Browns
>>157475178Thats a lot of rings in that picture. You sure youre not retarded?
>>157475178the region with 15 super bowl victories?
>>157475178Up state New York
>>157475063Damn. Did it not pick the cooler up?
>>157475178Yeah, Ohio
>>157475211Yes, it was rolled and buried under the rest of the gas station. When they got out they had to open the door like a roof hatch and climb out through debris.The tornado was so strong it leveled any structure it encountered, including the hospital I was born in. Picrel was a bank. The concrete vault was the only thing that was left.(Go Chiefs)
>>157475221>the bank vault survived
How many this season?
My team picked Maleficent. She’s cool I guess but seeing the Eagles pick Dr Doom I feel like we could’ve done way better.
remember when queefs fans decided to shoot up their own super bowl parade
>>157475238Why is she dressed like my 21-year-old libtard former coworker who jumped up and down like a psychopath when Charlie Kirk was assassinated?
>>157475254>>157475254>>157475254New
>>157475245And you faggots get mad at me for saving everything for future reference.
>>157475238>Casually prowls around. Aimlessly.*SSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*>Nods to herself afterwards
>>157474006Steamers
>>157472221she's just there to get free BBC, why are you promoting her?
500
>>157472869>Browns absolutely ruined their entire organization by putting the 230 into Watson. entire club is hereby poisoned until maybe 2040.Yep.>Sanders & Dillon will both go somewhere else and do 10 times betterNope.
