/CFB/Week Zero Edition>LSU is the most corrupt third world shithole university in america and damaging the sport more than anyone else and its not even close>North Carolina vs. TCU opens the year in Dublin>Can Belichick get any wins this season before his inevitable overdose on Cialis?>No. 14 USC hosts San Jose State Lincoln Riley’s Trojans continue to be soft?>NC State at Virginia is a rare Week 0 Power conference game (and it counts in the ACC standings).>Florida State opens against New Mexico State — early test of whether the Seminoles are bouncing back.>Hawaii at Stanford keeps the late-night Pacific tradition alive.
Great game. JMU vs Utah State in 2023. NCAA had to make doing that a 15 yard penalty afterwards.
>Liberty has "gay love" on their jerseys now
What exactly can be done about LSU?
>>157480621If they want to have NFL players so bad, they should be given a 17 game NFL schedule. I want to see the Browns drop 60 on them.
>>157480431We're under a week to the first game of the season and some of you all are still posting this badly. I suggest some of you all look deep and decide if you really want to post in /cfb/ this season.
>>157480637My apologies, back to regularly scheduled poasting
>>157479922>yet another retarded OPREMINDER: /cfb/ goes in the subject line
>>157480696Blame Austria fag for annoying the people who used to bake.
>>157480621Teams should refuse to play them like they were threatening with Texas Tech. This is worse than sorsby. If other schools don’t bring the same energy they are hypocritical faggots
>>157480831No tacofag, the Sorsby thing was much worse. What LSU is doing is scummy but it isn't an existential threat to the sport making it so people can't trust the outcomes of games. It's class of 2022 players crying that they shouldn't be the cutoff before the NCAA's new 5 year eligibility rule goes into effect and claiming they never would have gone to the NFL in the first place if they were eligible for a 5th year. I don't have sympathy for them and don't think they deserve a 5th year, but it's not in the same ballpark as allowing players to bet on their own teams.
>>157480922There's probably not one thing LSU has done worse than Sorsby but when you add them all up you get a giant pile of shit that should be round up and exterminated
>>157480922It’s not just about the NFL player thing. LSU taking funds from the state government to pay for NIL is an infinitely worse existential threat than one gambler fag. LSU is ruining everything. We will have a shitty NFL-lite league with salary caps and collective bargaining because of this bullshit. They are killing the sport. Even if sorsby got to play nobody would give a fuck. We have had point shaving scandals in basketball and ratings didn’t fall off a cliff or whatever.
seriously can someone take over the oklahoma copy pasta this year for meOklahoma >2003 national championship loss vs LSU >2004 national championship loss vs USC >2007 fiesta bowl loss to boise state (lol)>2009 national championship loss vs Florida >2015 orange bowl semi final loss to Clemson >2017 rose bowl semi final loss in overtime to Georgia >2018 semi final blowout vs bama>2019 peach bowl semi final blowout vs LSU >2025 home game playoff loss after 17-0 lead vs Bama Chokelahoma
>>157481006Don’t pray for help with your shitposting. Pray for the autism to carry your burden. KEK gives the greatest burdens to his strongest shitposters
>>157481036ill pop in periodically this season and post it anyway but i can no longer do every thread like last year
>>157480995Sorsby wasn't just one gambler. If he was allowed to gamble on his own team and keep playing, what do you think would happen around the entire sport this upcoming season? Every team would have dozens of players placing bets on their own games and their own stats and their own prop bets. There would a total loss of confidence that gambling isn't directly affecting the outcomes of games.
>>157481054No they wouldn’t. Sorsby took a big hit to his NFL stock. You can also face CRIMINAL charges for this I believe. Is it considered fraud or fall under insider trading laws? You don’t really need texas tech to police gambling shit when the actual FBI can handle this one
>leave the sec to me
>>157481054Also look at the difference in their situations. Texas tech has their whole season and millions of dollars riding on sorsby and had to fight for him out of desperation. Gambling he did at a different school and who should bare the punishment not texas tech. LSU already has fucking Treydez Green. They didn’t desperately need a tight end. They acted anyway because they are just corrupt fucking faggots. It’s a lot easier to be sympathetic with Texas tech for me. And no i didn’t go to school there
>>157481105So obviously roided lol trash ass fucking Oklahoma trailer park meth head faggots. Too bad your roids won’t stop Collin Simmons from breaking his bones
>>157481138sorry pabloyou have to go back
They said the freshman QB at Tennessee has gained 25 pounds of solid muscle in the last 300 days lol Roids are really taking off in college football. I know it has been a thing since the 80s but I feel like we have recently moved from a situation where it was like self administered Chinese bathtub chemicals to now they are get the good NFL roids ya know what I mean?If the NCAA catches you roiding you just take them to court and make them your bitch. Not that they would ever even catch you kek.
>>157481095Sorsby might face criminal charges for underage betting and betting under somebody else's name when he was in a state where he couldn't legally bet. Obviously those aren't problems for players who are 21+ and live in states where it's legal. Idk if there are criminal charges such as fraud for placing bets on a sporting event you are participating in, but if there are it just reinforces the need to have very strict NCAA rules prohibiting gambling. If it's serious enough to involve the FBI, it's serious enough for the NCAA to ban it.>>157481126>it's OK we wanted Sorsby to play because we really needed him and spent a lot of money on himNo, that's not how this works. I agree that Cincy deserves more criticism but that doesn't get Tech off the hook or excuse their attempts to get Sorsby eligible. For the record I'd want >our QB (who is much better than Sorsby) dismissed from the team by end of day if it came out he was placing bets on >our games.
Why are SECucks melting down about lane kiffin and lsu? was there some kind of gentlemen's agreement in dixie, born out of an inferiority complex to the north?
>>157481193>Rust belt timmy needs attention so badly he is talking shit about the SEC people talking shit about LSU rather than just being mad at LSUThat really clearly broadcasts what you are all about: Getting attention from southern bulls… Do you imagine a pack of us will rape you if you make us mad enough? Are you stroking your bussy right now?
>Dolly Parton is dead Bad omen for Tennesneed. You’re going to win five (5) football games this year.
>>157481473Squidbillies won
B1G Champs
>>157481536Based. Rest unpeacefully silicone whore
Why are you all posting in this thread when they other one is 65 posts from the limit
because that one is shit
Paul is live
looks like SECucks didn't take getting raped by hated yankees ANOTHER YEAR in their only sport well, kekaroothey learn their place
judging by this mic game, Iran State University definitely playoff bound this year
>>157481802You’ve got a lot of catching up to do.
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/49721908/sources-big-ten-allow-players-return-nfl>The Big Ten is set to pass a rule Tuesday that stops players returning from the NFL from playing for one of its schools, sources told ESPN's Pete Thamel.>Any player who has declared for the NFL draft and did not withdraw, appeared on an NFL roster or signed a contract with a pro league cannot be on a Big Ten roster, sources told Thamel.
>>157481963SEC will allow them because of their inferiority complex and irrelevance in the modern era
>>157481802I was just at the gun store here in an Akron suburb, the guy working there had his harley parked our front and was blasting Disturbed (I think?) I don't think that's a "yankee" lol. I'm also from the east coast and find it hilarious when rednecks do the spiderman finger point meme
>>157481956>pre NIL paying players under the table "championships">pre-playoff "championships"kek
>>157482073>conspiracy theoriesholy cope
>>157481536THEM DAWGS IS HELL DONT THEY
What's your excuse?
>>157482245im not a massive fucking faggot. You know he only survives because the other players take pity and dont want to kill him. Its like when the cancer kid was on my pop warner team.
>>157482261>im not a massive fucking faggotx
>dixiemutts are now trying to larp as WASPs kek
>>157482120SIC EM!!!
I'm pretty excited for the season, how about you?
>>157481963>gets sued
>>157482483
It’s great how mad he makes everyone
2 days left saaars
>>157481963Big Ten thinking they have any power is hilarious. The courts have ultimate say. Get fucked.
Penn State is getting a night kickoff for their whiteout game against USC. Good to see Fox can't put every single big game at fucking noon.
>>157482245I'm not 6', so even if I gear max for a few years, it won't make a difference.
>chip kelly with aidan chiles at northwesternMaximum memeing
>>157482483I'm excited to watch my teams and see just how much the NCAA & Big Gambling rig this season. I'm still betting on Arch winning the Heisman and Texas winning the Natty. It just makes sense money wise.
>>157482565Courts can't say "You have to accept these players on your team" and there was one district court that told the NFL players trying to return to college to fuck off. The most a court could do is strike down the B1G's rule, but even if that happens all the ADs and coaches now know they'll be on their conference's shit list if they go after NFL players.
>>157482618So you're saying if the rule is stricken down, the Big 10 and the rest of the teams will collude together? Cool, an even bigger lawsuit.
>>157482638Good luck proving it, Schlomo
>>157482729>SchlomoOh, you're another sub-60 IQ /pol/ brained retard. I don't argue with retards. Filtered. Reply again, I won't see it. I know you will, all retards keep replying.
>yet another shitty OPIt’s going to be one of those seasons…are >we being raided?
>>157481536RIP in piss, bitch. Nashville jew whore.
>>157482618They literally can. Sorsby legit can play this season based on the court ruling, taco just backed down because it would have made them more of a pariah than they already are. It would have meant the complete elimination of any meaningful OOC games for their non-revenue-generating sports, but the dude can play right now based on a court decision. If some court up north says a guy can play, then he can play. If the conference wants to get sued, then they’ll get sued and it’ll play out in whatever court it plays out in but they will still have eligibility due to the injunction and how those work. The big ten would be exposing themselves to millions in liability. Which might not matter because they’ll get paid off like Sorsby got paid to go away by idiot taco donors. Thats still going to be a hit to NIL.
>>157482618>Courts can'tfuck you gon do about it? JudgeGODS stay winning
Seethe. We won
>>157483022We run this bitch
>>157480711What did the Austria fag do to the bakers?
>>157483022My Reffies remain undefeated. >>157483192Some faggot is spamming OPs and some undergrad did a study abroad in Austria and now he’s back and trying to hype himself up into legend status without even adopting an waifu avatar.
>>157483226>some waifufags have died over the years >no telling how many anons didn’t make it to kickoff RIP raphifag and the other fallen faggots who won’t seethe this season or any other season ever again.
>>157481006Why should we help you saar?
>>157482857the poster talent has went to absolute shit over the past 3 years in /cfb/. Total retard circus these days.
How can one man be so powerful?
Lane Kiffin is a homosexual. It will come out one day.
>>157483375Every year, the freshman who dip in for the first time tend to be shitty about it. These posters don't seem like freshmen, though. It’s probably some gayops from the ADL or glownigger interns. I hope it’s glownigger interns, they tend to assimilate.
>>157482857i used photoshop to make the image for the op and I had AI write up some bullet points for you guys to talk about which I then edited a little bit to be more fun. Your words are rude and hurtful!
>>157483639IN THE NEWS anon doesn’t use AI
>>157482888Get help.
>>157479922>/cfb/ not in subject line again
>>157482888Checked and based
>>157483639>Your words are rude and hurtful!HAHAHA you sound like a bitchmade chud.
>>157483680Why do you want it in the subject line? The other OP fucked up by not having /cfb/ in the main body because it didnt come up in the search function. I never click on the subject line because my email address auto fills and im scared I will doxx myself. Its too dangerous
Week Zero Reminder: Global Rule 3 Section b. Makes posting Racism on /cfb/ a banable offense
How come when it comes to college football, chuds are more in favor of labor rights than libtards?
>>157483755Oh no I might get banned for the 9000th time whatever will I do??!?!?
>>157483765Not this chud. id sick the Pinkertons on these uppity players
>>157483755It's hard to accurately describe why the Big Ten is better than the SEC without racism
>>157483755rip 999Nole
>>157483670>t. yankee
>>157483757You know its actually kind of a fascinating case study we have here. Because its a rare situation where collective bargaining and the amount of money the players make are at odds. The players will make much more money without collective bargaining. IMO it goes to show that libtards are motivated by envy. They dont actually support labor because they think workers should make a lot of money. They just support being adversarial against the upper classes. The libtard would rather everyone be poorer if there was less of a wealth gap vs everyone being richer on balance but having a larger wealth gap. This tracks with how they view tax policy and macroeconomic shit as well.
>>157483755
Reminder: Every time you eat chicken or beef, you are contributing to my hogs winning the natty
North Dakota State is playing in a conference having only ever played 5 games against teams in the conference.Texas State has played 1.Sac St has never played a game against any of their conference rivals.
reminder: black QBs are not good
>>157483874should be interesting
>>157483838Tyson chicken quality has been going to shit lately. I usually opt for Perdue.
>>157483887Don't waste your time. Boilermakers ceiling is 7 wins.
I was watching a video of the Nike NIL camp for high schoolers. Lots of people attended, black and white. Literally every single person that got a contract at the end of the camp (like 30 people) was black.
>>157483838im going to the game next year when ou comes to town and stomps you
>>157483817he no blak he Dominicano papi
>>157483904How are you looking ahead to 2027 Arkansas games already?
>>157483901well yeah, the cottage industries that subsist off sports wouldn't make as much money if more ytbois were playing, because it wouldn't be as big of a storyI'm surprised by the resurgence of Timmies in /cbk/, I wonder if it's going to reach a tipping point where the media starts to label the encroachment of whites on a "black sport" as problematic
LSU SISTERS OUR RESPONSE????
>>157483961What's the big deal? Baseball get drafted all the time.
>>157483961BDL already responded. We answer to the courts, not the commissioners.
>>157483996Baseball players get drafted out of high school. They don't declare as a college attendee. They actually don't declare at all.
>>157483928Might sound crazy but I think we will see a majority white DNA in the NBA within our lifetime. Team sports get more and more cerebral as time goes on. Light skins and mullettoes seem to get the best of both worlds a lot of time.
>>157484196Will kill the NBA unironically
>>157483996Baseball players don't have to declare. You or I could get drafted, its a matter of saying yes
The whole world has turned against LSU
>>157483922>why are you looking forward to the 1st ou/arkansas game in 25 yearsidk bro
we ball
>>157484467what school is he at now? is he starting?
>>157484587Oregon. You know I never root for players to get hurt I really dont but I hope something happens so that he has to become the starting QB for the Cucks. That would be cinema. The greatest assembly of talent Oregon has ever seen, lead by this fucking moron.
>>157484587Backing up at Oregon. I think the plan is he spends this season learning the playbook and recovering from his broken leg, then takes over for their loaded 2027 roster and tries to play his way into the first round.
>>157484319The more things change
SOON
>>157484642stfu swamp monkey BITCH
>>157482910You need to get better at reading. Never thought an asshurt southerner would be bad at reading and thinking, but here we are.
AXIS OF EVIL
>>157484718all down hill after she left
>>157483961>(or other professional football league)>quietly slipping in rules that kill the potential for a player to go from high school to UFL to collegeIt's not like it would be common, but why?
>>157484739*prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
We don’t talk nearly enough about the 2024 changes and how they have been kind of a disaster for the sport. >no offense plays up tempo anymore because you can’t catch the defense off guard because their coaches are in their ear>games have less possessions due to the clock rules AND the comms mean the meta is to sit in your huddle to run the clock then run out and run your play when the defense comms turn offThe game has gotten slower, less fun, and more focus will go on being conservative and having perfect execution.
>>157485095to eliminate any potential loopholes i guess
For me it's Nyla Gigger
the armed services exemption for drafted players is so funny. >got drafted >play in the league 12 years >multiple concussions, body is tore to shit>finally told to retire>you now have millions of dollars >told you must report for duty>your rich, your body is shot>have to now fuck around for 4 years doing bullshit you totally forgot about and are behind on technology by over a decade>finally get out around age 40Surely this will help the armed services recruit LMAO
>>157485141The main reason teams are scoring less now is because defenses are catching up to all the offensive innovation of the 2010s and early 2020s, which relied on scheming your way to as many favorable matchups as possible. RPOs and fast QBs no longer shock anyone. Nobody has big, slow, plodding defenses anymore that can be exhausted by HUNH. LBs can all play in pass coverage now instead of being huge liabilities. DBs are getting better against the run and at solo open field tackling. The net result of all this is that offenses don't get nearly as many exploitable matchups and easy 1 on 1 open field wins as they did 5+ years ago. Same thing is happening in the NFL too.
>>157485300just say your drill instructor fingered your butt hole and get free healthcare and 50K a year tax free for life
Roll Tide
>>157484718
Illinois and Notre Dame haven't faced off since 1968. That seems like a wasted opportunity for a rivalry. Both teams have a strong footing in the Chicago area.
>>157486017Notre Dame always chickens out when scheduling Big Ten teams.
Coach Primate
>>157479922>No. 14 USC hosts San Jose State Lincoln Riley’s Trojans continue to be soft?Hoping for a SJSU win and a Week 0 Riley firing
>>157481298>Do you imagine a pack of us will rape you if you make us mad enough? Are you stroking your bussy right now?Now this is cfb poasting
>>157483887>Tyson chicken quality has been going to shit lately. I usually opt for Perdue.Perdue let me down recently and I changed to Tyson
>>157486690
N ebraska women's flag football welcomes Nyla Gigger to the roster
>>157486750>N. Giggermiddle name Isabelle, N. I. Gigger phd
We just beat out Texas and USC for a 2028 5 star
week 0 propssome depth charts not released still
Well well well, entering this thread again for the first time since January 19th. I don't follow anything over the offseason, can I get a quick rundown on how my dogshit nittany loins are going to do this year?
>>157487805Looking at my offseason notes, the only thing I have on Penn State is that their new coach bends the bill of his hat like a total dipshit. Looks like a 8-4, 7-5 type season for you.
>>157487229Congrats, but I wouldn't get too attached to a kroot who is two football seasons away from signing on the dotted line.
>Air Force has experience, a returning QB, a weak MWC, but a shit-tier defense that needs vast improvements>Army has experience on offense, but none on defense that really shit the bed when they fell behind>Navy has a lot of roster turnoever, a winnable schedule, and a returning offensive lineAir Force has another shot to win the MWC if they just fix their defense. Navy can compete again for a Playoff spot if the new skill players do well. Army is a coin toss and either going to dominate games with their offense or fall behind too early and struggle.Another great season of Armed Forces football is upon us.
>>157487229>is he going to still be committed in two years?>okay great, he is. Is he going to actually make it to campus and not be a fucking idiot?>okay great, he made it. Is he going to actually live up to that 5-star pedigree?>okay great, he is. Playing as a star true freshman. Is he going to stay healthy?>okay great, he is. Is he going to still leave Texas Tech in the off-season for another team that offered him even more money?>okay great, he's staying. Repeat back to point 3 and start again next seasonCongrats that you guys can pay for 5-stars now but even that's not a guarantee of success
Eat ‘em up, KATS
my hoosiers :)
are the longhorns indias team because they like cows?
NDSU 13-0 MW champs but they go to the Idaho Potato Bowl
>>157489544>implying they aren't getting grinded out by Air Force
Mr President, we can not allow LSU to obtain nuclear weapons
>>157489713
>>157483961>SEC follows the B1Gkek, dixiefags know their place and don't dare go against what their yankee masters tell them to do
I'm ready to be hurt again
>>157485282>>157486750n.giggerpilled
Fight song playlist>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VsJW738Kxs&list=PLe3JnsPXFWqq_hSjKcNOZ1XqHNL2KpBl_
The fuck is his problem?
>>157489803it's a gigabrain move actuallyby imposing these type of restrictions like the big 12 and big 10 already did, all 3 are guaranteeing that when sued they'll lose on the basis of antitrust, thus allowing the NFL players to returnmost of them want to go to the SEC anyway so it'll get them a lot of talent back
>>157489844They (the conferences/NCAA/commissioners) are hoping that's exactly what happens because it's the kind of thing that will make politicians get off their ass and pass a law to allow them to set rules without getting sued to death by every faggot who thinks they should be allowed to do whatever they want.
>>157486246Not going to happen, SJSU is legit FCS-tier. Riley is probably gone this season but it’s not gonna unravel that fast
>>157489803Fuck Lane Kiffin. All my homies hate Lane Kiffin.
Haven’t paid attention to USC in years. Figured Riley had been doing fine. Just looked it up. Holy shit what is he doing.
>>157489300Combination of that, there being a lot of them in the Austin area, and the fact the longhorns are a pagan fertility cult which the pagan indians appreciate.Pagan fertility
Tommy Castellanos is a red raider
>>157489844Why would they want to go to the SEC when the B1G has more money and success?
>>157489844>>157489939How would this be antitrust? The smaller conferences haven't banned the players as of yet and nothing requires Wright to go to the SEC/LSU (obviously that was the plan given Lanes involvement in him becoming a party of the TRO and the court shopping for a Baton Rouge judge), so he could go to an American or MAC school for instance.
>>157485141I will never understand how people support the clock rule changes. That is a fundamentally critical part of what makes CFB special and everyone is just like “yeah we should be more like the NFL” bunch of absolute fucking retards.
is this good or bad
>>157491420Fantastic if you record multiple games to watch later and don't want one game to spoil the score of the other.
For me it is Auburn, home of the best college for sports fans, the best college football stadium, the best college mascot and the best college sports tradition.
>>157488499hopefully we get at least one vintage sideline outburst
for me?It's Maine @ Towson
>>157491420It's good. This isn't the 90s anymore, we all have phones to check other scores now if necessary instead of waiting for dozens of scores we don't care about to scroll by until the one we want to see pops up.
>>157491420It's going to be replaced by an ad scroll
>>157491751you're probably right
so LSUfags are trying to sneak NFL rejects into their rosters despite muh glorious SEC telling them they can't?Are we D&C'ing SECuckolds?
Ya hate us cuz ya ain't usGEAUX TIGERS
>>157479922They're getting rid of the ESPN ticker?! What the hell. https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-sports/hot-take-alert-espn-getting-rid-bottomline-score-ticker-travesty-not-reason-celebrate
>>157491907they want you to use their app to find scores
>>157490779I can't think of a person easier to hate than Lane Kiffin these days. It's bonkers how much of an ass he is. Such an easy villain.
>>157491914I'll use Apple's cancer free Scores app instead.>use it. it works well.
>>157491882How did you learn to spell using letters n' hwatnot
>>157491420They’re gonna replace it with live betting odds or some shit that’ll be even more cancerous. The iron law of the 2020s is that things can and will get worse
Which of the FCS Kickoff games are you watching tomorrow?
>>157492335Explain why anyone who’s not shitfaced drunk or an alum of one of the schools would watch Ohio Dominican play Morehead State
>>157492350they like football?
>>157492335More importantly who becomes the nuNDSU
>>157492356Hmm it’s possible I suppose
>>157492335austin peay has the best logo
>>157492408But which has the best looking cheerleaders?
>>157492335>>157491670
Fight amongst yourselves SECsisters
>>157492451Anderson
>>157492579lmao
>>157492335For me it's City Religion - Directional State
>>157492579>a Daisy Taylor post in /cfb/daring synthesis....
>>157492451Not Texas A&M
>>157493135They have cheerleaders now, sadly. They just call it the dance team. Another example of the enshitification of /cfb/
>>157493253They've been a thing since longer than some (probably many) posters have been alive.>>157492335MVS vs Nicholls, naturally.
>>157492335Maine vs Towson to check in on my old conference opponents
>>157492350If you don’t watch morehead then u get lesshead and nobody wants that
>>157492408did he died?
>>157493775People wonder why we moved up, we dog walked everyone in the CAA for 20 years. Sac State is gonna drown in comparison, NDSU will be on our level. Hoping we schedule them for old times sake
>>157491174>it’s real Seems pretty based because the only FSU game I watched last year he was slashing bama to death. He is going into his senior year. Kind of gives me hope he could take a step and be good
>>157493799worse, hes in a coma
>>157493836>jerkstore calls
>>157493809>we x 3>our
>>157493836>hesit's she's in a coma you dumb stupid fuck
>>157493900Yeah go mow my lawn dropout
>>157492400the Jackrabbits or one of the Montana schools
>>157493997\>JMUI would but your apartment maintenance crew already does that.
>>157493958oh.... yes! thats what i should have said. damn it
>>157493809towson lowkenuinely on 0-3 watch
With NIL basically just being the players getting paid by the school in a round about way. Could we see the wealthy northeast start to get better teams? People don't really care about college up there but you could definitely dump a lot of money into players
>>157494217The northeast is not wealthy like it used to be and the south is not poor like it used to be. The lions share of all the economic growth in the last 20 years has been in the south. But more importantly these are NFL fags who don’t care about college football.
>>157494263It's over for the South>>157494217Maybe if a team got hot but no because nobody cares about college besides like penn state. New York is probably worse than Philly to for your pic
Roll weed
>>157494217Temple not getting a stadium killed them
>sec schools sign to prevent pro playersreturning>except LSUYou do not hate LSU enough.
Can the SEC threaten to kick LSU?
nothing ever happens
>>157494217The future is Midwest
football in one of the days
Why has the ACC quietly still not banned their teams from acquiring NFL players?
>>157494263>But more importantly these are NFL fags who don’t care about college football.They do care when college football is very profitable in sports betting.
>>157494535>>157494263>>157494217Nobody plays where they're from in modern sports. They just follow the money. None of it means anything
>>157494859NDSU will be the home of the White student athlete soon enough.
>>157494880>>157494859>Joseph Smith ; Brigham Young University
>>157494403Getting kicked from the SEC means you get a notre dame type cake walk and automatic playoff birth. The fans would throw a parade if that happened.
>>157494957no, ND has a special exemption, LSU would just become a pariah
>>157494976LSU has a ton of booster money and support. SEC would humiliate themselves if they kicked out LSU.
>>157495010LSU is nothing without the SEC
>>157494859>Nobody plays where they're from in modern sportst.retarded phillyfag
>>157495010They dont have a ton of booster money lol they are using state funds. Its fraud university and they have infinity money
>>157495022Why are you calling yourself a retard phillyfag?
>>157495020>SEC is nothing without LSUFixed.
>>157495102>Why are you calling yourself a retard phillyfag?No u
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>157495163I didn't say no u, you called yourself that in the first exchange
>>157495366>you called yourself that in the first exchangeNo u
>>157495489I accept your concession : )
>>157479922>the year is 20XX>rosters turn over constantly as the best players transfer to the highest bidder from week to week>NFL players play for the highest bidder on their bye weeks>the NFL and NCAA tried to stop this but both got sued into oblivion >every game is openly rigged by Vegas and prediction markets>instead of bowls any team that’s 6-6 or better just makes the playoff>ND still hasn’t won shit
>>157495539
>>157495539>All southern schools are forgotten besides in Texas and Florida
>college starts tomorrow>it's all dogshit teams and FSU>good games aren't until next firday>big shitshows aren't until satuday and some are at the same fucking timecunts.
>>157496061It's still August. Go hit the beach one last time if your team isn't playing yet.
>>157481975The SEC already publicly stated their opposition to players coming back from the pros. Expect all P4 conferences to ban it, while the G6 allow it. Due to LSU already announcing their intention, the SEC probably won't be able to ban it for this season but can ban it going forward.>>157482580Typical temperatures on that date and time is mid-50s, which is pretty comfy for large outdoor stadium full of fans. Should be a great game to attend. >>157483226Austrian poster is a Nick Fuentes, trying to be famous by being "controversial"? On a college football thread? If true, that's more than a little bit pathetic. Come to think of it, I don't recall any post with an Austrian flag being quality but plenty being grade school level trolling. >>157483755Most of the time, it's only racial slurs that get the ban hammer but jannies can be quite inconsistent in how they apply the rules. Dumbest ban I've received in a /cfb/ thread was when I added "checked" to the end of a post replying to someone with quads.
DII & DIII kickoff is tonight. Who are you watching?
>>157496061>>it's all dogshit teams and FSUwhy did you mention the Seminoles twice?
>>157491707I'm not a psycho that's constantly looking at my phone and going to 15 games st once. If there's something more interesting going on on another channel I want to know about it.
>>157494217No, different alum pipelines, a homegrown flyover school can get high quality student that makes a billion dollars even sharty or auburn. Meanwhile in the east coast the elites funnel their children to some networking private school to prep them for wielding institutional power and grifting off taxpayers
....Lane IS right that if they aren't going to play for you they'll play for someone else, so might as well get them on your team. The argument against it is that it's morally wrong to take a former pro back into college. It depends where you stand on that issue really.
>>157494355I think they did vote against pros returning but abstained from voting for a punishment
>>157496382I am totally ok allowing g6 teams to get cut nfl talent. Honestly would be hilarious
>>157481105I look like that but don't play like that, I played RB
>>157481190I'd need to see that UT QB because he could have gained weight just by eating more and lifting more. In college you get unlimited food and access to professional nutritionists and weight training coaches, bug jump from highschool to that. I gained a lot of weight just when I started eating more volume, eating more of the right things, and lifting heavier.
>>157485305Are they scoring less on average? It doesn't seem that way to me but I haven't looked at the data
>>157485305Or it's because every team (except 3) in college has been running the same Spread offense for 15 years and high schools have been running it for 20 years.
>>157498404We get it you're a fat fuck
>>157498404What makes you say that? If you're eating more while increasing the weight you lift and maintaining the same strict form (time under tension) you'll only be gaining muscle.
>>157498945 meant for >>157498926
>>157498404Who the fuck has never seen arch manning
>>157498945Ronnie Coleman (7x Mr Olympia) averaged a gain of 5 pounds of muscle per year on enough roids to kill a donkey. 25 in a year is only possible with elite genetics, huge amounts of eating, and a first cycle of steroids. If he gained half muscle and half fat then yeah it could be possible natty. T. Steroid user
>>157483961This is a very cynical move, they know they’re going to get sued and lose
>UNC>coached by an uncWho writes this shit
>>157481536Was he the only dude who ever disliked Dolly? It seemed like she was universally over with everyone.
>>157499491She had the highest favorability polling of ANY PERSON EVER. Like over 90% of people liked her or some crazy shit. More than Santa Clause lolBut this was prior to her little bitch ass BLM comment. Knowing she said that bullshit I would spit on her grave now. Bimbo granny bitch
TT lets gooooooooo
>>157498992Ronnie Coleman, who is already a big muscular guy, gianing 5 pounds a year on an almost maxed out physique is different than an 18 year old lanky highscooler gaining 25 pounds after getting into a college diet/nutrition program along with professional strength coaches and unlimited food. That's why I'm saying I'd need to see pictures, I'm guessing it's both fat and muscle.
Refbros, how we feeling about this season?
Fuck CFB, I miss the World Cup.
>>157500310always pumped, fully activated and ready to go
>>157500339This, it taught me the average non-American is more thoughtful and expressive than Americans.
>>157497848Ferris vs Pittsburg. FBS equivalent is Ohio State vs UGA to start the season.
>>157500398Still undefeated
People are sleeping on the UMass Minutemen this year.You heard it here first.
>>157500870>checks flag >checks calendar I dont trust u
>>157500893His people slept on the Minutemen once and it cost them
>>157500870Given they went 0-12 last year and have 2 fcs teams on the schedule this time I can see them going winning 1 or 2 game this year which would be improvement.
>>157500870i betted their over 2.5 wins
>>157500910thats why I dont trust him. dump all the minutemen stock at once
Im 44 and gay, what is my favorite team.
>>157497848You could say my sister's going to Morehead State but she doesn't attend Ohio Dominican, if you catch my meaningRoll DAMN Tide
>>157500398Realistically speaking, what would either team have done if he ran that shit into the end zone? Nothing, that's what. We run this bitch.
>>157501471Are you also retarded? The Ohio State Buckeyes would be a good option if so
>>157499705Read it again. She was saying all lives matter.
For Colonel Reb.
>>157494403No need. They will just sanction the shit out of them into oblivion until they stand in line.Going up against your conference bylaws you agreed to is like trying to fight a home owners association. LSU will lose.
>>157499705deep breaths Timmy
>>157502269>almost regardless of roster talentLike having the worst pass block o-line your entire career and a bottom 5 defense?
>>157502094Hell yeah good sir! t. Ole Miss Rebel fan
>>157501471donghorns
>>157501471>The SEC S.ucksE. xtraC. ock
Fire Lee Reed
>>157501471clempus
>>157500398refchads stay winning
Good Mascot. Not sure what Ohio has to do with Penguins, but better than another Lions or Tigers
>>157502910Cool it with the anti-Detroit remarks.
My Bears moving it down the field
glad to see towson dab on all the gamblers
Ah. So that’s where the spelling comes from.
Da Bears
Towson makes it interestingWhat game are we all watching?
>>157503209none sadlyrefuse to pay for espn
>>157503222retardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG41aHqAXKA
>>157503222>payingAnon... I just...
>>157503209im watching towson
>>157503230has this game been any good so far?
>>157503262no
>>157503262absolute slurper 1st quartertowson extreme spaghetti in the 2nd but are remembering how to play now
im failing college and football starts saturdaythinking about having grok pass theater for me
Ohio Dominican up 16 on Morehead. Didn't know Phill Simms played for Morehead
>>157503136Dud’s is far better than the chicken after lunch. >>157503262Hell, no.
>>157503288Failing college where and what major?
>>157503288how do you fail theater? I failed yoga by not showing up
>finally reaching my prime at 32WAGMI bros
>Lesshead
>>157479922>Seminoles >bouncing back.Pick one.
>>157491420Is this fucking real? That would be the best sports news I've heard all fucking year. The bottom line has served no purpose in the cell phone era other than to annoy the fuck out of viewers. If I want to know the score of another game, I'll find it on my fucking phone, shove the bottom line up you gaping asshole.
>>157504012they are gonna run gambling adds now
I wished the South Dakota Mines/Drake game could have been betable.
>>157504089The plan is to force you to check the app with the ability to place your rent money one click away
>>157479922>a judge already blocked the SEC from banning NFL playersThis sport is so dead lmao
>>157504330All this just for Lane to go 8-4
>Ohio Dominican vs Morehead to OT after Morehead scores twice in 2 minutes Whew lad
>Battles>battles for extra yardsexcellent writing this season
>>157504409>Ohio Dominican puts FG below crossbar>Morehead State throws pick into endzone when they only need a FGWHEW LAD
>>157499705You're too stupid to understand she was sneaking in a White Lives Matters within the quote. Why she died with a 9 figure estate and you're posting on 4chan.
>>157504558>Morehead TD in 2OT>TE steps out of bounds on the 2ptSpaghetti kino
>>157504615>Ohio Dominican TD on 4th and long>Drops 2ptKINO
>>157504692>Ohio Dominican wins>final score NaN-40
>>157504611more like dolly departin
>>157504558these girls in their 30s yet?
>>157504611Brilliantly I must say.
YOU'RE NOT LIKE US
Hey /cfb/, I'm in Vegas, going to place a few bets for you all. Give me 3 teams outside the Power 4 conferences that will be in the Top 25 at the END of the season. I'm putting $1k on each. > Houston and SMU were in the AP Top 25 pre-season pollrelated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYrTl7lodW4
>>157505378Houston and SMU are P4 now, anon
>>157505437well shit, then there are no P4 teams in top 25
wtf i can watch college soccer with espn unlimited?
>>157503774Socrates said the prime of a mans life physically and mentally is between the ages of 30 and 55. Most men who have gone through life will attest to the truth in that. So yeah you're just beginning your prime.
>>157505518this. unfortunately my social prime is finally getting genuinely good as my physical prime has never been further away
>>157505518> be me> 40s> was immature in relationships in my 20s> fucked college girls into being spoiled my entire 30s (a few from /soc/ even)> found someone i really click with and am married with a kid> same thing for career> started my own company and am 1000x happier than my prior corpo jobit'll happen bros. take care of yourself, your family, and make sure to save / invest
>>157505500> college soccerequivalent of like 6th tier in england lol
>>157505639yeah it's not good but it is funny
>>157505378UMassNew Mexico StateUTEP
>Inspired by Dunkin' Donuts dropping donuts from its name, Pizza Hut is dropping Pizza from its name as it plans to focus on a wider range of "game" foods. There are varying reports on if they're going to be know just as "Hut" or as "Hut Hut", the latter would be a coy reference to the call quarterbacks make in football when they want the center to hike the ball.>The company says they're trying out the new name for the duration of football season, after which they'll make a determination on if the change will be permanent.Do you make your own game day food or hire out?
Anyone know a good website you can watch games on after they're over. I know YouTube but that's pretty inconsistent. I've got someone over this weekend and I'm going to miss some of the games.
>>157483887Bell & Evans is the superior chicken brand.
no /cfb/ pick'em this season?
>>157492093For me it's Sleeper
so whats the plan for when the small coferences are stacked with NFL failures? how can even Ohio state or Alabama compete with a Memphis team full of 28 year old NFL backups?even if you block them from playoffs and bowls they need the schedule filled out. you cant expose your 20 year old QB to grown ass LB and DE mercenaries.and theres no way the courts are going to let the bans stand anyway. once they decided to pay them all the amatuer eligibity stuff was gone.
>>157506965YouTube tv and load up that DVR. Outside of that you could always support the local paper the next day and get the Sunday paper
>>157507749Just like there are two generals, there are two pick'ems.
>>157508545Those programs still have to pay those pro rejects money in accordance with their level of talent. If the P4 is unwilling to let pro rejects in, there will be a discount for the G6 but not bargain basement rates. There's also going to be a limited supply, plus some of them failed to make the cut in the pros for reasons that weren't obvious or weren't true when they were first picked up by the pro team. It might close the parity gap a bit but probably not very much. Don't see it as a big issue. If it becomes one, maybe one or more of the P4 will break but that's doubtful.
>>157509742the failed nfl players are available at a discount because they have no where else to play except canada and the big conferences arent in the market. getting $75k to play OL at middle tennessee is a lot better than trying to start a career in insurance. there are a limited number of impact players though so it might not become a problem if they are spread out. the problem is if only a handful of teams go all in on it. there are very real legal issues that prevent the major conferences from discriminating against the smaller ones by refusing to play or boxing them out of the playoffs.
>>157508545the class of 22 is a special exception. For everyone moving forward its the age based 5 for 5 system. So this is not some long term issue.
>>157506965I need to know too. My gf wanted me to come stay with her and I just realized she doesnt have TV. So I am stuck choosing between pussy and football if I cant solve this
>>157509941Uhh take her to the bar?
>>157509979you better watch yourselfsee site rule 6b
>>157509919that wont stand to legal scrutiny. they are employees. there are no professions that legally restrict the number of years you can work or the age you can be for adults. just like the college players sued to get payed the aged out college players will sue for the right to work. the long term fix is to ban accedited universities from running professional sports teams and ban networks from for profit amatuer sports coverage. as long as there is money in college football everyone has a right to access it.
>>157510034I dont know about that bro. Pretty sure there are jobs with age restrictions. Our boomer-ocracy actually only stipulates you cant discriminate against workers over the age of 40. You generally can discriminate against a 24 year old based on age.
>>157510034The NCAA has won lawsuits upholding age-based eligibility (see: Pavia's case arguing junior college seasons shouldn't count for NCAA eligibility). This doomer meme about players successfully suing to keep playing forever isn't happening. When players win these types of cases it's because they have some kind of sob story judges fall for, like "Why does the class of 2022 have to be the cutoff point?" Judges aren't buying "I should be allowed to play in college forever because I'm not good enough to go pro."
>>157510103there are some real safely related age restrictions like pilots and airtraffic control but those are 100% justifed by public safety which is not an issue for people who choose to play professional football. pro league minimum ages only stand because of all the legal grey under age 21. If the NFL tried to block players under 25 they would lose. college sports is pro sports now. we need to accept that and build new functional pro league(s) so it can be competitive and entertaining instead of a pay to win clusterfuck semi pro league sponsored by US colleges.
>>157509889If this were ten years ago, Memphis might actually be able to pull it off because the founder of FedEx was willing to Phil Knight the program if there was a chance they could get a P4 invite. He's dead now, his children don't give a fuck about Memphis, and FedEx is run by a jeet. I'm curious if there are other G6 schools that have a potential Phil Knight who might be willing to dump in a bunch of money to buy players in hopes of getting in on the next realignment round when the Big XII or ACC are desperate for members to backfill whatever get raided.
>>157510034>they are employeesWhat's dubious about the whole thing is they technically are not, they just recieve money from their 'NIL' being broadcast. If they made them employees it would simplify everything, but the NCAA is still clinging to this archaic 'amatuerism' model.
Only sixteen Division I schools do not subsidize their athletics programs by charging fees on the academic side of the school. Iowa Michigan Nebraska Ohio State Oregon Penn State Purdue Washington Arkansas Kentucky LSU Mississippi State Texas Oklahoma Kansas State Oklahoma StateA few others, like Alabama, receive only a couple of percent of the athletic department budget from academic fees. How long can these sixteen hold out and remain competitive without charging student fees or receiving institutional support?
>>157510217pavia foolishly did not challege the eligibity rules. he challenged how the ncaa calculated his eligibility. they are professionals now. all the amature precedent is irrelevant. eventually the agents are going to get together and sue so they have more competition for their players talents. i dont see any way the NCAA can defend banning someone from employement after 5 year. there is no precedent for that in professional sports.
>>157510253Feminists are also against players being reclassified as employees as it might endanger the number of women's sports scholarship if Title IX does not apply to employees.
>>157510277Pavia just wanted extra years for himself, which is why his legal challenges were limited in scope to how the rules were applied to him. Challenging on larger issues might have delayed things or even gone the wrong way.
>>157510307thats fine but that leaves the issue unsettled. the eligibilty rules were established and upheld when payers were being paid with free 4 year degrees. theres too much money and too much talent stuck between leagues for them to leave it alone.
>>157510357What someone ought to do is start a league where 18-21 year olds can play professional before the NFL, the only issue is that the colleges have these decades of support and alumni are their fans, a new league simply wouldn't have that initial fan base. But it would be better.
>>157510357No doubt we're far from the end of legal challenges. As for Pavia, maybe he can petition to go back to high school now that some states are allowing NIL at that level and none of the pro leagues, not even the UFL, seem interested in him.
>>157510370Arena football doesn't have an age limit.
>>157510370Problem with that is other pro football leagues don't make much money. 18-21 year olds who are good enough to eventually reach the NFL earn much more from CFB NIL than they would from some meme pro league. They would also get better coaching/development and exposure in college. The NFL starting its own minor league is the only possible way this could work, but there is no chance they will give themselves a substantial new bill for something they have always received for free from CFB.
>>157510408there are only about 250 guys per year good enough to sniff the NFL. there are only a few dozen teams that are really in the championship hunt.a solution could be to tie the big programs to nfl teams and manage them like minor league baseball with options to move guys back and forth for 5 or 6 years. there would be a highschool draft instead of recruiting. the rest of ncaaf would be fine because theres no real money in play and nfl associated teams could just play each other. but the NFL would need to pay a lot to get the schools to give up control so its probably doa
>>15750551855 back then was physically like 70 today, what was he thinking?>>157505585>fucked college girls into being spoiledWhat does that mean? When did you get married?
>>157510218President, senator, congressman
>>157510559>55 back then was physically like 70 todayNot really. Life expectancy before modern medicine was skewed by extremely high childbirth and infancy death rates. If you made it to be 5 years old before modern medicine, you would probably live a full life. There were some health advantages to living in ancient civilizations when compared to modern civilization.>no goyslop or microplastics>no drugs besides alcohol>much more active lifestyle, you couldn't sit inside doomscrolling or watching TV or playing vidya all day and your job almost certainly involved some amount of physical labor>healthier sleep schedule because you don't have electronics to keep you up all night>air was much cleaner
>>157510270Oregon has Nike. UW has alumni. All the schools listed have some prestige to them so that helps
Who is the official /cfb/ team this year and why is it the K A T S?
>>157510663Even Mississippi State?
>Sandusky about to go sanduskfreeWell, well, well.
>>157510270>KentuckyUK raised tuition to pay for building their new baseball stadium. The fees are hidden for them and im sure for the others too
>>157510998Maybe he can become roommates with Larry Nassar, and make a buddy comedy.
Is this the best Week 0 slate ever?
>>157510559>55 back then was physically like 70 today, what was he thinking?I don't understand how this myth got started or why it has been propogated, the average man in Athens or Greece of antiquity maintained a physical fitness regiment well into old age. The average 55 year old back then was in much better shape than the average 55 year old today, no question.
my sooners :)
God Bless Louisiana
>Ahmaad Moses coming /back/ to SMUmy ponies :)
>>157511542Can we even comprehend what will happen if LaneSU ends up finishing like 8-4? The posts? I get chills thinking about it.
>>157511596That’s what’s expected. Their schedule is brutal. Nobody will be up in arms about 8-4. If they had a big 10 cake walk it would be different
>>157511419true
I will destroy any reddit faggot bussys who rule post
where will Weigman be drafted?
>>157511732LSU
>>157511542Alright that is pretty based
>>157511763this is his 5th year
>>157511596probably won't matter if they smoke the right teams
>>157511834Which reminds me, you can no longer redshirt...
>>157505585I don't think happy people feel the need to post I'm happy on /sp/ in broken english
>>157511732Iran
>>157507749the one we use every year is still there, you just have to select rejoin
>>157511732my houston gamblers
>>157509941Best alternative to youtube I was able to find was the cfb section of nfl-video dot com. Can't tell how complete it will be but seems to have most FBS games at least.
john mateer is gonna take big juice loads on the sec
an naia team (louisiana christian) beat an fcs team (northwestern state) for the first time in cfb history last night. louisiana christian has 1,062 students.
>>157512525Is that Peyton manning in the background
What kind of snacks are we making tomorrow?
>>157479922>ESPN has the nerve to publish articles crying about gambling addiction when it’s constantly spamming betting shit on its network>I literally got a betting ad right above the article
>>157512781yea he went to his learn to pass a ball school
>>157512781yeah. that pics from the manning passing academy thing
>>157512830none fatty
>>157512850I can just tell he is thinking ">black QBs"
>>157512862>mfw every time reed has another >black qb moment
You DO have season tickets to your alma mater’s games, right?
>>157506168Depends. I do like to get pizza for a game now and again. I kinda wanna know who runs pizza hut. They are almost as bad as KFC with the gimmicks
>>157512927KFC, Pizza Hut and Taco Bell are all owned by the same (((conglomerate)))
>>157513020Yum! Brands sold Pizza Hut earlier this year to LongRange Capital. So this is the new owner trying to figure out what to do with the company. LongRange Capital's other holding include 24 Hour Fitness, Halcyon Death Care Management Solutions, and US Synthetic (oil exploration). Their previous experience in the restaurant business was "turning around" Arby's.
Which FCS game are you watching?
>>157513211idaho
>Jerry Sandusky going back to courtGod can you imagine if it turns out the schizos were right and he was innocent the whole time?
>>157513225I can imagine, he was right.
>>157512903I live 5 minutes down the street from my almamater (UCF) so I probably should, even if they're probably gonna be mid
>>157512525This is the baseline for a man, if you aren't the defined relative to your height, you're weak.
we're back bros, feels comfy
>>157513469amen
>>1575115968-4 is comprehendible but imagine the utter meltdowns if he goes 6-6
>>157512862Remember when we pulled the data to show that white QB passing stats were down and there was also basically no difference between the white and black ones
>>157513618Remember when the NFL officially declared whites are smarter than blacks?
>>157510656
>>157513639lmao
You know I like my chicken fried
>this time tomorrow and I'll be drunk and shitpostin on /cfb/IM JOOOOOOMPIN
>>157513639Literally just an indisputable fact, you can blame muh socioeconomic factors or your other cope of choice for WHY it is, but blacks consistently test below Whites in all metrics associated with intelligence/academic achievement
>>157514354w-we jooompin?
>>157506168Pizza Hut used to be so good. In 1989 before any of you were born (besides me and I think one other anon). odds go the bar to watch the games tomorrowevens stay home and masturbate
I remember when 'za Hut was good used to tear up the all you can eat buffet they used to do
good evening everyone, welcome back and fuck notre dame
W&M kino
so if i spend 65 a month on yt sports i still don't get espn+ or some of the big 10 shitwhat the fuck
>>157515339goddamn what a defensive collapse by villanova
>>157515380I just googled that and it looks you get everything you need for CFB except ESPN+. It has BTN.
>>157515385They played like shit all game. Easily more talented than William and Larry, but kept handing first downs with penalties and turning the ball over
>>157515431its still insane $65 a month to just not be ~45 seconds behindprobably just pay some chinese VPS again
>>157515448that last turnover was brutal. why pass the ball from your own 35 yd line instead of letting the game go to ot?
Cal Polycule
>>157515380as long as i can watch >my team and every playoff/champ game i'm fine. for all the meme games i'm fine sailing the seas of computer-AIDS ridden websites
>>157514481Not until next week when we BTFO of Notre Dame.
Bama is a basketball school
SEC is a basketball conference
baseball run through norman
>>157515339>>157515385i thought villanova folded their football program
>>157513639i accept your concession
ngl I thought this piece of shit died in prison years ago
>>157515949Truuuuuuuuuu yasss slay queen
>cal pooly
EMAW, /cfb/!! It has been a long time, but we're finally back on football. I apologize for not posting results or what I supposed to do with the /cfb/ awards of this year, but I got a job that drains me of my time. I just hope everything goes well to my K-State, even if I could miss many games of them. But I hope you guys are enjoying the FCS and the other divisions in the meantime, specially the South Dakota Mines win (we just need a Colorado School of Mines win against the FCS).
>>157513225This anon knows who really did it because it was him. >>157516343He's a marked man. If he was smart (he's not), he'd keep as low of a profile as possible.
>>157514622Is that you in the back?>>157515906Which is the horseback riding conference?
>>157513469been too long
>No college GameDay for the international game.
I was excited because I thought the Ireland game started at 9am today but apparently the site I looked at was on West Coast time. Still another 3 and a half hours.
is there a /cfb/ pick em group this year?
>Departing on Dec. 23 with roughly a hundred sightseers joining for the journey, Hill and his "sundry Pullman palace cars and other things conducive to a good time" chugged across the Rio Grande en route to Monterrey and Mexico City in style. Even the train came with novelty, featuring a new Pullman dining car service. Once it pulled into the station, the stories -- reported on by the Savitar -- that ensued as the Tigers explored the cities came in droves.>A near-fight was averted after a member of the traveling party said "Good God" (buen dios) instead of "Good Day" (buen día) while looking at a local man. One player was taken aback by naked swimmers in Mexico City pools. Missouri coach Frank Patterson obtained "a fifty cent opal for a dime." Two players by the names of Buchholz and Lewis, who weren't on the team's usual roster -- nor were they students at all -- had gone with the team to Texas. Buchholz was on Missouri's team the previous year, and Lewis -- purportedly said by Buchholz to be the "toughest and meanest football player who ever lived" -- was reportedly a practicing physician. Both had been playing in Kansas City that fall, and joined the Tigers ahead of their departure south. >Mexico City's high altitude was also a factor in some less-than-thrilling gameplay. "The great elevation was seriously felt by the players, who easily lost their wind," reported the San Antonio Express News after the third game, a 0-0 draw. And after the second, the Austin-American Statesman ran a report from The Mexican Herald, a local English-language paper, that spoke to a general lack of interest.>"[The Herald] says that it is not likely that so violent and muscular a game will be introduced here and football will probably remain an exotic, as far as Mexico is concerned."Attendance was good at first but later suffered as there were bullfights happening elsewhere in the city at the same time.
>>157506168I'm a fit/cel/ so I stick to a pretty regimented diet but i make pizza sometimes and have wings sometimes.
>>157520588ESPN spent too much money on McAfee to even send one guy to Ireland
>>157521086>$25.50 in 1896 is worth $1,013.68 today.Depending on what was included, the cost of about a thousand dollars in current money doesn't seem too bad.
>>157516343They've probably kept this man as far from the prison yard as possible. He'll get splattered the first time he stays the night with the general population.
>>157513651You definitely get into a "quality of life vs quantitity of life" debate with this image, my nana lived to 84 but she had alzheimers since 65 doctors and medical were basically keeping her alive from 75 onward. But for all intents and purposes she was dead at 65.
>>157521002>>157402436
>>157521428thanks schnitzelbro, austria is the nicest country i've visited
>>157520588>GameDayHow do you all watch this shit? There is ONE worthwhile segment and that is SuperDogs. The rest is just absolute trash and it's not really McAfee either. It's been shit for a decade. Too much human interest bullshit for women and faggots. I don't particularly care about someone who has cancer at 10:30am on a Saturday morning. Prayers for them, but I just don't want to see it.
NCAAF Jacksonville State +7.0 -110 Week 0 final projections run
Fellas
>>157521638at this point, it's just background noise while i'm doing shit on saturday morning. the constant cancer/dead parents/car crash segments are a real downer though
>>157521783>Not on Nintendo Switch 2...yetBut madden is, so why isn't cfb? Playing games between commercials qould be PEAK
>>157521428I went with a bunch of upsets: Clemson over LSU, Tulane over Duke, BC over Cincy
>>157521821>Clemson over LSUHow?
ANONS BETS (just straight vibes)>UNC +8.5 Refuse to believe UNC is straight shit. Think they will be improved over next season now that they have someone competent running the offense. >Jacksonville State +6.5I saw anon aboves post so this is what I bet>UNLV -4.5Mullen is the superior coach here. Nothing more than that. >Stanford -4.5Andrew Luck isn't going to let them be close with Hawaii. Two score + win IMP.
>>157521877>UNC +8.5kek
>>157521932You're underestimating Petrinos ability. The dude knows offense and usually always has one that is good. Good enough to close on some of these early season spreads. Not saying UNC is going to be some world beater.
>>157521989UNC's management is a mess right now, I feel like that's going to affect them in many ways. Plus it's bad weather in Dublin and both teams will be jet lagged. The Under is probably the safest bet
>>157522043>Plus it's bad weather in DublinHas there ever been one of these games where the weather wasn't dog shit?
>>157521638>How do you all watch this shit?i dont, for the same reasons you already listed
>>157522064kek I used to live in the North. the weather was bad about 350 days per year
>>157522064I seem to recall that Northwestern/Nebraska game didn't have awful weather.
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>>157521783Weird score for Southern Cal, but also weird Mike Norvell
>>157510656That’s actually an urban legend. Life expectancy was so low back then because it every single age you could expect to live fewer years than you would today, from infancy to old age. This was predominantly due to war, disease, crime and garbage medical care. “Extremely old” back then meant 80. That’s not even average in most of the developed world today. Life expectancy back then was just complete shit.
>>157511365Source?
