>Ey Mala The GOAT subedition>Donnerstag Freiburg vs Motherwell>Freitag Bayern vs Stuttgart >SamstagElversberg vs Leverkusen Leipzig vs Gladbach Mainz vs Paderborn Union vs FrankfurtKöln vs Hoffenheim Dortmund vs HSV>SonntagFreiburg vs BremenAugsburg vs >Schalke
>St.-Pauli-Fans wünschen sich Stadion-Hymne zurück: Nachdem "Das Herz von St. Pauli" wegen der NS-Vergangenheit des Texters abgeschafft wurde, fand eine Vereinsumfrage statt. Die alte Hymne landete auf Platz eins, dahinter folgen "Das hier ist Fußball" von Thees Uhlmann und "Diamonds" von Rihanna
> Noah Atubolu contract extension - DONE DEAL >Atubolu has extended his contract with SC Freiburg beyond 2027 this week, post Kicker. Confirmed. >Freiburg/Atubolu still planning a move until Deadline Day. Loan with an option/obligation to buy possible now. >Eintracht Frankfurt want to sign him. A departure of Michael Zetterer or Kaua Santos is a prerequisite. KWAB
>>157488753>wegen der NS-Vergangenheit des Texters abgeschafftUhm, who's gonna tell them?
>>157488765Seems like Zetterer wants to join leedsNgl I would rather we sell Kaua and keep Zetti as 2. TW
>Der Fall Fernandez-Pardo, der vorerst ins Stocken geraten ist, veranlasst Newcastle dazu, eine andere Option zu verfolgen, die den Verantwortlichen bereits bekannt ist. Unseren Informationen zufolge denken die Magpies nun über Bilal El Khannouss nach, den sie bereits zu Beginn der Transferperiode beobachtet hatten. Der marokkanische offensive Mittelfeldspieler findet jenseits des Ärmelkanals nach wie vor Anklang und könnte eine glaubwürdige Alternative für die englische Vereinsführung darstellen, die der Meinung ist, dass er perfekt zu den Anforderungen des Trainers passt und zudem bereits mit der Premier League vertraut ist.Stuttgart really has become the new Frankfurt, 75mil for Kwabnous would be insane.
>>157488765shartbolu bros what went wronghow come they dont want him
>>157488753>completely and unnecessarily damage your own hymn>Rhianna slop>reintroduce your now tainted songwhy are they like that?it's like they love to eat shit and make sure other people are watching too
>gets their revenge on Renato SanchesBased Bayernfrens
>>157489473qrd?
>>157489201Every scout knows it's Lienchad, Ginter and the Freecastle system that led to success, not this Fliegenfänger. No one considered him a candidate for the WM despite being the U21 starting goalkeeper. Add a retarded management agency who probably demanded a shitton of Handgeld and you end up with this clownshow.
>>157490428what did/bundes/ scouts see in him?
>>157490918when Freiburg were struggling with their defense he made a bunch of impressive savesearly in his career
post your KWABtubolu face
>>157488689Shout out to my nibba An ass Slimani
>>157491689hmm
>>157493027I feel he has never been bullied enough for unironically being called Keven
is /bundas/league a good league to watch some offensive footie? watching sudaca murder ball every single weekend gets pretty boring after a while
>>157496177yes yes, highest scoring league in Europe for years now
>>157496177>>157496188we also got a ball that basically guarantees 3 goals per game
>Die „Bundesliga“ (früher DFL) hat den größten Sponsoring-Deal ihrer 26-jährigen Geschichte abgeschlossen. Die schon seit 1998 bestehende Partnerschaft mit dem Videospiel-Giganten Electronic Arts (EA) wird verlängert und diesmal um gleich sieben Jahre. Das Gesamtvolumen beträgt rund 250 Millionen Euro.ehm 250 Mio for 7 years is peanuts, no?
>Der FC Bayern gibt Wisdom Mike mit sofortiger Wirkung an Club Brügge ab. Für den Angreifer, der fünf Profispiele für die Münchner machte, erhält der Rekordmeister fünf Millionen Euro. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lfg lads
>Hofmann erwägt Wechsel zu Al-ShababKWAB
>>157496737incredible how Bayern continues to manage to seller their shitter talents for millions>>157496768lmao I’ve been saying for years that that fraud is finished
>>157496768>hears from the brewomen interest>flees the country
>Atubolu zum Medizincheck in FrankfurtIt's happening
Eintrachtbros... our response???
>>157498484Kotzt ihnen ins Gesicht!
>Napoli are in contact with Newcastle to explore the possibility of taking Nick Woltemade on loan.Starting to believe englisch clubs only buy our players to fuck with their careers and ruin our NT
>>157499097>>157499097cl draw
>>157499147>Nach acht Jahren beendete Leon Goretzka Ende Juni sein Kapitel beim FC Bayern. Nun steht fest: Den Mittelfeldspieler zieht es ablösefrei zu Aston Villa.Speaking of English clubs
>>157499397>aston dropped palmaoinha for goatretzkapalhinha shill, does this give you pause? it shood, in all honesty
>>157499397t. the wirtZ-shill btw >>157499804
kek
>>157499908ist über
>>157499908Holy Shit they're unironically finishing first
>>157499993*last
>>157500017all I see are 7 wins and 1 draw (vs arsenal) for the Hufschmied
>>157500050cya on matchday one btw
we are cooked senpai
>>157499908So uhm 3 points after 8 games?
>>157500223doesn't look that bad for Stuttgart
>>157500651first knower ITT
>>157500739>>157500771i don't remember if we were ever this lucky
>>157500771This one seems flawed, the easiest opponent being Viking Stavanger, in Norway on Kunstrasen, just isn't true. And 103 for this shitty Liverpool team is way too high
>>157500946>And 103 for this shitty Liverpool team is way too highWirtZ spectacular breakthrough season is calculated into this tho.
BIER
>>157501286Wirtz is finito, all the experts in England are saying so
>>157500085spielplan isn't even up yet
>>157501874let that sink in for a minute or two, you'll get the joke eventually
bad week for Scottish football.
Freecastle would have been my dark horse for Champions League+, but not when they play Conference League>>157502061Karma for how Celtic won the last league.
>>157502061>Felix Passlack plays for Hibs
>>157501812just very frustrating that every /germantalent/ since Götze had that fate
give me your bonustippscurrently lost at>erste trainerentlassung
>>157496733>Rund 659 Mio. Euro haben deutsche Klubs bisher für neue Spieler ausgegeben. Für 733 Mio. Euro wurden Spieler verkauft. Das macht auf dem Papier ein Plus von rund 73 Mio. Euro. Wer das für gutes Wirtschaften hält, kennt leider nur die halbe Wahrheit. Große Klubs wie der HSV, Schalke und andere würden liebend gern mehr investieren – aber dafür fehlt das Geld. Und selbst der Abo-Vizemeister Dortmund beklagt im vergangenen Geschäftsjahr einen Verlust in Höhe von 21,7 Mio. Euro und kann keine allzu großen Sprünge mehr machen.>In den vergangenen fünf Jahren schreibt die Bundesliga zum vierten Mal so ein trügerisches Plus. Und ist so zu einer reinen Verkaufsliga geworden. Wer aber immer nur verkauft, hat irgendwann keine Qualität mehr. Sieht man mal vom FC Bayern ab, gibt es bei uns schon lange keine echten Weltstars mehr. Zum Vergleich: Die englische Premier League hat in diesem Sommer bereits 3,1 Mrd. Euro in neue Spieler investiert. Das ist fast fünfmal so viel wie die Bundesliga. Und auch die Spanier und Italiener haben bisher teurer eingekauft als verkauft!JUST BUYBACK WIRTZ FOR 200 MIL BRA, ITS WORTH IT
>Und so war es wenig später der eingewechselte Adeyemi, der an der Entscheidung beteiligt war: Die Hereingabe des Ex-Dortmunders beförderte Laporte extrem unglücklich am eigenen Keeper vorbei, Fermin bedankte sich und traf ins leere Tor (82.). Adeyemi hätte kurz später auch selbst treffen müssen, er scheiterte aber aus kurzer Distanz an Unai Simon (88.).has to play vs Holland
>>157502388>subbed in 80+>hätte selber treffen müssen>has to play
>>157502420makes things happenmostly for good
>>157502436>mostlythat is up for debate here>>157502433he's lusting every single picture I see of him.who for, henry?
>>157502372KWABhe always was a fraud
>>157502287Schalke/Augsburg/Frankfurt
>>157502287Polanski, Demichelis or Thioune
>Kovac-Ansage an Silva: „Guirassy unser Stürmer Nummer eins“PFFFFFFFFFAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>1:5 after 3:0 hinspiel
GuMo
>Hansi Flick schlägt Edin Terzic; der FC Barcelona triumphiert auch im zweiten Saisonspiel und übernimmt wieder die Spitze in LaLiga. Am anderen Tabellenende liegt Terzic mit Athletic Bilbao nach der zweiten Niederlage im zweiten SpielBlack Magic Edin...
>>157506165>>157502372
>>157499908>getting raped by Arsenal>losing auswärts at Bodö/Glimt6/8 wins is not too bad.
>Italian CT Mancini targets eligible italians: Alessandro Romano and Nicolò Tresoldi already said yes, FIFA approval pending. The aim is to secure approval to call them up for the Nations League on 18th September. Udinese's 18-year-old defender Palma is also a target for the manager.
>>157506923Tresoldi stocks plummeting
>>157506938>Sophia Thomalla über ihren FreundWow. Wen interessiert die Scheiße?
i gathered all the evidence. first trainerentlassung candidates:bremenhamburgkölngladbachwhich one will it be?
>>157503027kwab
>>157507070
>>157507070nigga bulls
>>157506923thanks Nager
>>157507450Dont think we can pin this on the Nager since he is not coach anymore. Kloppo most likely talked to all candidates and couldnt offer Tresoldi guaranteed minutes with Havertz/Woltemade/Undav all taking priority over him. At Italy he has less competition.
>>157507472>woltemadeYou can't be serious
>>157506923What's Kloppo doing?
>>157507472Nager could have just taken him to the wc instead of Woltebitchmade
>>157507522Only reasonable explanation that this happens after Kloppo did his 57 players thing. Not saying I agree with it.
>>157507737Then you would have a hundred thousand people criticizing him why he takes a guy playing in the Belgian League compared to a guy playing in the prem.
>>157507838Tresoldi wouldn't have missed that pen, all I'm saying
>>157506938average bayern fan desu
>>157502287Hamburg/Bremen and the all time favorite >Schalke
>>157508030Einer für den Kultkloppo?
>>157506938Alex should beat her up too
>>157509068based>>157508365much better than being a HIV or Fauli fan
NA IHR BAUERNSCHWEINE??? bEREIT FÜR DIE JÄHRLICHE DARMKONTROLLE??? hAHAHA!!!
?
>>157509313wew
>>157509313I already forgot B00n played Stuttgart in the Pokalfinale
>>157506938pure trash
>>157509716Who 00actly?
>>157509719her, her man, his team
will he play tomorrow?
>Zwei Tore in drei Spielen Brunner nutzt Gunst der Stunde in Monaco: Einsatzzeit unter Filipe Luís schon verdoppeltEiner für den Kloppo?
>>157509909fucking shut the fuck up with this stupid meme holy shit
>>157509779bvllu is in my team no matter what
>>157509909Had to look up who that is>Paris>plays in Monaco??
>>157510042
>>157509997>seething about Jürgen "Kultkloppo" Klopp Kloppo Jürgen Kloppo KloppNGMI
>>157510056nothing to do with Kloppthis Hurensohn has been doing it with Nagelsmann as well
>>157510085Why u so mad for?
>>157510051Spannender Vorgang
>dicke fette hertha
>>157511041Leftback kloppobros... it's over
thinking 3:3 4:4 or some other meme score like that
Beer or no beer?
>>157511041>brown on 10huh? i'm out of the loop
>>157511225Guerreiro made him think every lefblack can play thereTried it with Laimer also
>>157511209yes yes
>>157511246Ok
>>157511209For me it's the Jever.
NA IHR BAUERNSCHWEINE??? SEIT IHR BEREIT??? JETZT GEHT'S RATZ FATZ UND DIE LIPPE ISST DICK!!!
Feels like nobody cares about Bundesliga anymore
BRÜH IM LICHTE DIESES GLÜCKES
Mainz europa places easily.
I WANT TO SMASH BANG UNCLE JÜRGEN
Fuck those Bauern faggots
did kompany win the ballon dor?
AHAHAHAHAHAseason hasn't started and people are having "emergencies" the stands already
>Kane playing LB>Davies and Kim playing>Laimer>Brown 10what the fuck is this?
>>157511457
>>157511457>Braun 10Musiala is ded
>>157511438boomers dropping dead left and right
wir schwimmen..
that's a offensivfoul lol
get up you faggot
the frankreich man marches on
disband this league this instant
YABBADABBADOOOO
beast
dead league
Everybody slipping kek
>Sky Bundesliga & Premier league is 30€/month>DAZN on sale is 25€/month for Champions league and Barca/Real for 12 months before they lose the CL licenseWhat services do we subscribe to this season?
>>157511603stuttgerters were doing alright thoof course it's a different game now
UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA UPA
>>>>>>>Diaz
>>157511635these are two champions league sides playing being good for 10 minutes isnt enough
that pass from kane... wowzers
>>157511630It's crazy that you don't even get to watch the CL top game on Tuesday when you pay 55€, you have to pay another 9€ for Amazon, making it 64€ a month
BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK
SCHEISS AUF DEN SCHEICHSCHEISS AUF DAS GELD EGAL WAS ER SAGTEGAL WAS ER DENKTWIR WOLLN NUR EINSWIR WOLLN DAS GLÜCKFREIHEIT FÜR SECHZIGUND NACH GIASING ZURÜCK
>>157511702>SCHEISS AUF DAS GELDwhat Geld? lol60-80M in 15 fucking years
Brown as a 10 actually works huh
bredlow mazza class I'm hearing??
bredlow is actually quite decent
>>157511754Not really. Karl as a right wing and Olise as a 10 would have worked much better. We already know that Olise is the best 10 in the world since the world cup
our manshaft saver Gaycinobitch didn't sing the anthem btw
>>157511776He really is. Nübel is good but Bredlow is an upgrade.
>getting outsung for 90 minutes straight at home during the season opening game
>>157511779Yea but Karl is injured rn
Hivbro we have nearly the same team.
>>157511838hälfte der liga hat ein heimspiel in dieser witzarena das ist wirklich sehr traurig was die da für eine stimmung haben
>>157511871Ok then I have idea who else could play as a 10 instead, based Kompany big brain
>>157511876whats ur @ bro
VAGINAMANN
>letting vagnomongo score
BOK BOK BOK
BOK BOK BOK IHR BAUERNSÄUE!!! HAB ICH ES EUCH NICHT VORHER GESAGT???
bok bok bok
>>157512063kwab
YABADABADU
>blundershitga defending
JABBADABBADOOOO
MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
vagnoBITCH
are they really not capable of getting proper boots for a rainy pitch?
BETRUG!!! JETZT PFEIFFT DER SCHIRI ALLES FÜR BUYERN!!!
>kwabadabadu
>>>>>>vagnomann
HAHAHAHAHA
>SHITgart
NOW that's the real Vagnomongo
7-1 incoming
this season is over…congrats bayern
VAR SINSON
ALLES GEKAUFT!!!
It may have been a few millimeters offside but jesus christ Olise is so fucking good
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SHOW THE REPLAY RETARDS
>>157512164>>157512155klares abseits
LMAO 3mm of left shoulder OFFSIDE!
>>157512169ja stimmt, entschuldigung
>>157512173DASS WAR GANZ DEUTLICH NICHT GLEICHE HÖHE ODER WAS WILLST DU DAMIT SAGEN???
>>157512186Did you not just see the VAR replay with the line kek
lol
>>157512203the funniest thing is that if you score a goal with that shoulder it will be disallowed 99% of the time for "hand ball"
>Satan onyikes
Hundav stinker and hooked
hoeneß big fraud
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SAIBARI WHAT A RUN AND PASS
holy shit Zaibari is so slow. He'll never be able to play on the wing, just as a 10 if Musiala never recovers
BORING, TV OFF
>>157512303every Bundesliga game...
Karl and Bischofbros, we are so back
>Lucho
>>157512335more like Lauch lol
hmmmm I wonder who will win the league this year....
>
>>157512303>>157512323
Olise saibari work really well together huh. Might become a headache for Kompany who should start etc
>>157512403how? brown won't play on the 10 forever
DIAAAAAAZ
LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO
good i didnt watch this game, its always the same
Saibari two assists in his bundesliga debut...bruh
>>157512403Saibari will be a decent replacement for Musiala as a 10 and Kane as a 9 if he ever gets injured or needs a break but not against top tier CL teams
atleast we played le brave and le attacking!
boycott this league, dont watc,h dont buy tickets ,dont even pirate the games, give them 0 exposure
>buyernwinslol
>>157512468Undav actually called it out in the interview lol, that they maybe should stop playing "to win the game offensively"
Bayern abschieben für eine gesunde Liga
>>157512892hehe, nichts da
We need playoffs!Winning by like 20 points every year will kill the sport.
>>157513888I like the idea but on the other hand it will hurt Bundesliga clubs in the Champions League because they will have to perform in the Bundesliga playoffs and the Champions Leage and the DFB Pokal at the same time while clubs from other leagues can focus on the CL. I think German clubs are already having a hard time because other leagues get pumped up with oil money and U.S. stock market money. Also players prefer to transfer to Spain because the effectively have to pay no taxes on their wages. If we want real competition why not just reintroduce 50+1 all over Europe and enforce an equal European income tax for football players.
the coffee
>>157517571other leagues will never give up their advantage
>>157517571>why not just introduce 50+1 all over EuropeFor the rest of Europe likes playing without handicap?I mean, we can't force other European nations to crash their economy for the planet like we did, either, can we?
>Leipzig vs Gladbach 2:1>Mainz vs Paderborn 1:0>Köln vs Hoffenheim 0:3>Berlin vs Frankfurt 1:2>Elversberg vs Leverkusen 2:2Today's script leaked
>>157519087M'ladybach low diffs, rest is accurate enough
>>157519087>>Leipzig vs Gladbach 2:15:0>>Mainz vs Paderborn 1:02:0>>Köln vs Hoffenheim 0:32:3>>Berlin vs Frankfurt 1:21:0>>Elversberg vs Leverkusen 2:21:3
WIRTZ
>>157520421?
Millgramm and danfabros...
>>157521236FUCK THIS BALD ÖSI FRAUD
>>157520568dropped a masterclass today
Is there someone who really pays for Bundes here?
ELVENSBERG!!
>Shartubolu
Henlo, im watching your league
>>157521962Why
>>157521972:(
>>157521962Have fun fren, we do have high scoring, high octane football.
>>157521962>>157521972>>157521978just for half an hour until premier league starts
Holy fuck Elves are winning bigly
Elversberg Europapokal
You can watch Leipzig vs Kackbach on RTL btw
>>157521912called it!!!
>Leverpoosen
uhhhhhhh leverkusen bros??Why are elfsisters fucking us??
>blundershitga kickoffs
This new FC Poopensharten that's obliterating Neverkusen, is the new Kaiserlautern?
>>157521866In America at least you can just watch the entire league for free on Fandango.
>>157522001Im no super PL-fan (most Globohomo materialist league), can watch it but more into BL and Lel Liga ..or just Chad Allsvenskan. Please Tune in to watch our league and a massivly important Stockholm derby tomorrow at 1400
>>157521972Because i have a Dazn subscription, and they have Bundesliga rights here, so i am watching this now
>>157522054Nah, Elversberg is a small town but they have a ridiculously good scouting system and squad management
Union bros, I thought this year would be different...
>>157522054Not really. They're backed by a pharmaceutical company just like Leverkusen.
its another eintracht nafri regen with spiked attributes, when is fm gonna fix this bug?
>>157522092They keep hiring coaches to install possessionbased football when they simply should embrace playing haramball
>Kackbach
Ffs
>>157522182>mfw we could have scored two before
> LeverscheißenVom deutschen Meister zu 2 Tore hinten gegen Elversberg... What went wrong?
>>157522057It cost around a 100 bucks a month here if you want all of the footy
>>157522209Thats what happens when you sell nearly the entire starting 11 the season after.
>>157522182>>157522198>KölnDas Rheinland ist im Arsch.
What a kacktor lol
>>157522209nothingburger, just 2 tapsoba blackouts
>>157522227Well, the (chemical) industry in Germany is fucked.How was Bayer supposed to keep those players?
Abnoutalib will be the next 100mil scam
both newly promoted teams are actually playing decent wtf
>Morreira
NEVERKUSEN
We might actually get Leverkusen 04 lol
Is Leverkusen the Tranchester Dilated of the Bundesliga?
What a fucking goal from Nusa
>...and >Berlin is losing as well.
>Kusenlmao
EY MALLAAAAAAAAA
JA MANEY MALAAAA MY GOAT
are you fucking kidding me
KWABstedt
Schwäbe you fucking unit thsnk god
>>157522597>Tranchester DilatedSounds more like Pauli.Except they are fortunately poor.
>kackbach low dif
Gladbach boy Rocco Reitz scoring against Gladbach for Leipzig...grim grim grim
>>157522258They are not fucked. They just have to move their whole production to a country without minimum wage, lower energy prices, less employee rights and no social or pension payments. The Germans are fucked.
Theres the hatty
we are so fucking back
>>157522767Minimum wage is not a problem as long as the productivity of the workers is significantly above it.In the Germany of 2026, that's no longer the case, bec...Oh wait, this isn't /pol/.
>hoppelheim
Leverkusen first shot on goal 80 minutes in, oh my
>hofchad on>we score
hello, fellow Elversberg-lifelongs
>>157518107>>157522767>shilling for neoliberals
>Shartubolu x2
>ilzer without Lemperchad hard carry
>>157522890You mean "neo conservatives". The "neo liberals" are more commonly called "woke" these days.Meanwhile socialists ruin every single country they get their dirty claws on.And No, I'm not doing that, but simply stating the absolute situation Bundesliga finds itself in.You can't "save football", leave alone "save the planet", using your absolutist rules, without erecting an internationalist socialist (read: global absolutist) regime, because everyone else except for you will thrive otherwise, while you are at best barely scraping by.That those people claim the "liberal"-tag for themselves is the total absurdity of Germany in 2026. They are closer to the Nazi-party than anyone they are calling fascist.
Should have been Mazas second yellow there
>Shartubolu x3
>shartobolu
>shartubolu
>kackfurtayy
>>157522808LOL
>kaua bolu swap
>>157522808wew
4gpgCHADS were so back
heja BVB, time to smite hiv
>>157523328>Gyroszange vs Daffeh and a 16yo
>>157523363sorry but this will be a statement win
>>157523328>KonstanteliasAny bets on if the stadium audience will get the name right this time?Super Cup was funny insofar.
>>157523328my absolute neger B00 will wreck these HIV shitters
>>157523580statement Bremtard?? https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/157071729/#157185823
Woltemadebros...
>>157521714
157523705scoring the einfache Dinger like a pen is for fraudulent mongs such as the low iq mong Lemperfraud or Shitggesmy neger Moerchad is above that
Telias got a zinken on him
good night
HSV without Vuskobitch and Vieira...:skullemoji:
Good that Guirassy is still in DirtmundI thought he’d be gone
real Vuskochad is coming back soon, the whole league is scared
>HIVnew relegation candidate just dropped
Gekonnt status?
our champions league charge begins when Vieira and Ouahdi come chud
>>157524213lol
b00 pocketed by daffeh btw
Was ein Klassenunterschied, wow.
daffeh you hund alter
HELLASHELLAS KONSTANTELIAS
>>157524263aged EXTREMELY well, haha
Just stopping by to greentext Shitfurt and Deppenlosen>Shitfurt>Deppenlosen
>Jaffa Cake
>saves blundershitga
>>157524850Thx, the two greeks are awrsome
DORKMUNDER KOMMERZHUREN GEWINNEN NATÜRLICH WIEDER DURCH EINE SPIELERISCHE KLAsSE DIE SIE SICH NICHT ERARBEITET SONDERN ERKAUFT HABEN. GENAU SO EHRLOS WIE DIE BAUERN. AB JETZT SEIT IHR DIE RUHRBAUERN!!!
help me, what's the current status on jatta? so essentially everybody now agrees that he's this daffeh guy but decided to just go with it, or what?did we (zivilgesellschaft) at least apologize to the ones who said this like 6 years ago and were attacked for being nazi?
uhoh hivtard melty
that cringetard aint me tho, its been known
>>157524869de toni can suck dick on cam and still nobody will believe he's gay. his wife is the least believable beard in history of fagdom
Poopson caca
1. Beiern2. Doofmund3. Bullsthere, saved you 33*90 mimutes of your life
I CANT SCORE
>>157524964Manuel calm down
>>157524964his wife is a beard?
first match in ages where we play dominating and attractive football and ofc one of the new greeks gets injured
>>157525156And as fast as it begun the Gyroszange is over.
>>157525156inshallah only a emre can nackenklatscher
>>157525401
ayyy
Its too early, nobby
>spinachio
Why is cuckmund like this?
An uncucked team would turn this now.
b00 stinker and hooked
>>157525149no. can't be beard. ergo he's straight
>new Greek injured>red card for Grimaciolet's just wait for two HIV goals in der Nachspielzeit
Hamburg is so fucking BROWN
>>157525619yea but its HIV we are talking about lel
these are just testspiele until this happens btw >>157524213
157525678cope & seethe>>157525704whitest team in the bundes according to the HIV mong lmao
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BVB closer to the 3-0 than HSV to 2-1, oof
this guy tried to sell me coke in the Wallanlagen last time I was in Bremen
>>157525855Duh, this is a cl Team against a second tier squad. Dortmund needs to lead higher here red card or no
>HIV
>157525888we are literally a team that easily reaches europe with 2 (maybe 3) key additions
Yeah they only need to replace 1) the team, 2) the coach and 3) (You)
what no Fabio and Vuskovic does to a mferrelegation will be between them, bremen and paderborn
DIE LEGENDE LEBT WENN AUCH DER WIND SICH DREHTUNSER CLUB WIRD NIEMALS UNTERGEHN
>>157525997lol
>zoomer not celebrating glubbbros..
ZOMA ZOMA ZOMA ZOMA
>>157526221we just have to make it through deadline day
>>157526286Saudi and Turkey windows are beyond the european deadline day
JANISCH JANISCH JANISCH JANISCH
GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB
Schalke back up and Nürnberg next season too is gonna be litty
Zoma to HSV here we go - Claus Costa are you insane?!?
>>157526479hivtard please
kekeroni
>>15752651320 million from Kühne's testament. Trust the plan
>>157526556>hiv
>>157526434Ha' ick janisch komm' seh'n
ZOMA STAYS CONFIRMEDFERNANDEZ FERNANDEZ FERNANDEZ FERNANDEZ
member when bundes said klose is going to get fired within the first 5-10 matchdays last season? KEK
>>157526746still a fraud
>>157526549Echte Liebe™
So this is the power of PAOK Ultras mufa...
>>157527309and these kicker retards scraped the fucking deadline day transfer..
2nd bundes is just built different
>>157527417I can't believe we lost...
MARKHIEV MARKHIEV MARKHIEV MARKHIEV
>1860 scarf in the stands
>>157527442You don't even exist and are but a CIA coverup story.
>>157527885Nobody would dare debate my existance.
>first game>greek starboy has his knee destroyedvintage HIV NIGGERS
>>157528747Suspected cruciate ligament rupture, yeah that's the early end of the Gyroszange. Damn, that really looked promising.
>>157529511>ligament ruptured in the first match not even 55 minutes playedgreece weren't in the wc, this guy is twenty fucking three years old and had never a single injury in his career so far, there is only one conclusion to this: this is on the hufschmied and his retarded trainings. just look at how many heavy injuries happened during his time at dorkmund.I agree with the anon predicting him to be the first fired coach in this season. the only serious contender for this "title" is the brainlet who's in charge of neverkusen.also: the bierus infection yes yes
>Von ersten Trennungsgesprächen, die in Kürze anstehen sollen, ist die Rede bei der Zeitung. Einen Tag nach dem Deadline Day treffe sich der Aufsichtsrat um Chef Mathias Beck, um zu bereden, wie ein vorzeitiges Ausscheiden von Krösche trotz seines bis 2028 gültigen Vertrages aussehen könnte. Zudem müsse darüber befunden werden, wer überhaupt für eine Nachfolgeregelung infrage komme. Dass Krösche noch lange in Frankfurt weiterarbeite, sei in der gegenwärtigen Konstellation unwahrscheinlich. Eine Trennung in beiderseitigem Einvernehmen stehe im Raum.erm, kröschebros wat is happenen?
Gutten nacht im here to ask if DER Michelis is making Red Bull Leipzig play good.
I hate the blundershitga I hate the blundershitga I HATE the blundershitga
>>157532052He got too cocky
>>157529511>Borussen hail you as the second coming of Marco reus>tear your ligament in the first gamePottery
> Newcastle United soll sich bei Nick Woltemade zu einem klaren Schritt entschieden haben: WietalkSPORTberichtet, suchen die Magpies „aktiv“ nach einer Lösung, um den deutschen Nationalspieler noch vor dem Transferende am Dienstag abzugeben. Demnach wartet Newcastle nicht mehr nur auf Angebote, sondern bietet Woltemade sogar gezielt anderen Klubs an.Remember you specialists calling Eberl an idiot for not paying 100k for Stolpermade and Wirtz. Are you going to apologize?
schalke brudis wie fühlen wir uns?!denke ein unentschieden wär ok...
>>157532502They played really good football but tbf it was Gladbach, on the other hand they lost their best players (again)
Wait its not the STAHLWERK dopa anymore?
>>157535508Ich wäre auch mit einem Unentschieden glücklich
>Seine Frau Alicia hatte während der Partie im Netz für Wirbel gesorgt. Unter einen Instagram-Post des „Kicker“ zu den ersten beiden Elversberg-Toren in der Bundesliga setzte die Influencerin (130.000 Abonnenten) ein Like. Um 22 Uhr war dieser am Samstagabend noch zu sehen, um 23 Uhr nicht mehr …Andrichbros???
>>157536717feels like these are teasers for his and hers unannounced reality show which is inevitably to happen.
>>157536880Tbf he looks like a Sommerhaus der Stars contestant already
it’s actually and unironically over nowfug
now that streamed is gone, where the fuck do I watch matches? is there a streamed successor?
edel will never die
>>157537155fully deserved for all the auge machen yesterday
thx for the testspiel yday bvb but the cl charge starts now
>>157537517lol
>>157537437>more powerful than the BKA, the FBI, Interpol and the BVerfGhow does he do it
157537517AHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAbstieg challenge more likely lmao
>ynr Tim Walter
>darmchuds and kloflo dead last
How good is Schalke?
>>157537748dogshit
any knower knowing how to watch Lok-Aue without a fucking Freie Presse-Abo?
>>157537816in the stadium
cl charge teil 2
nippon is strong af at corners suddenlyworld cup was crazy
>>157538031lol
of fuck right off
thx for the testspiel tday freecastle but the cl charge starts next weekend
>Bre"men"this is the year that they go down. Elverschads are ten times stronger.
>>157537155Jens Stage sind gezählt
Brewomen absteieger no1 confirmed
Them, HIV and Paderborn desu
mauled by the gryphons
>>157538525total norftard annihilation (based)
>sub me in coach
>>157538596St. Pauli and Kiel in second bundes tooit’s simply over for us norfchads
HSV carries the norftorch to CL thohow many times noch???
157538817never beforenever again
>Anime Shartubolu
>Backhauswew
>>157538817lol
goalkeeper nation btw
clear red desu
>>157537912Sorry, I prefer to spend time with my family on weekends.
SCHALKE
new first entlassung power ranking1. Thioune (+2)2. Polanski (+0)3. Rene Wagner (-2)
Nearly got our first >Schalke
>failhauer
Kloppo spotted :D
huh? who is Kloppo scouting?
>>157539329based Kade and based Behrens
Sylla
>>157539329Dahmen, Wolf
>>157538788don't worry St. Pissi will be noteven soon.
>>157539092gay
How did we not score yet, wtf is this voodoo bullshit
>schalke
>>157539428I meant to imply that both St Pauli and Kiel are going to be Absteiger in second bundes
>>157539356Only Dahmen or Karius are worth any considerations.
Karius saving >schalke from a humiliation debut
Deliasbros.. ;_;
>>157539728Kade looks really really good
>>157539729these shots are a light warm-uptoo bad he missed that cross
>>157539735Finally a player to replace Reus
>Louis Pepe Lemke (born 8 October 2009) is a German professional footballer who plays as a defender for Hamburger SV.>born 2009
>>157539898>Pepe
ynr 11 year old Wunderkind Moukoko who peaked with 15.
>>157539249they got the 3rd best Wagner, that's an uff
and just like that its over bayern wins again