SERIE A MATCHDAY 2>Friday, August 28, 202620:45 Bbilan - Venezia>Saturday, August 29, 202618:30 Fiorentina - Frosinone18:30 Monza - Udinese18:30 Sassuolo - Torino20:45 Juventus - Parma>Sunday, August 30, 202618:30 Napoli - Como20:45 Cagliari - Inter20:45 Lazio - Genoa>Monday, August 31, 202618:30 Lecce - Roma20:45 Atalanta - BolognaPrevious: >>157479411Reminder to join the Calcio Council, read the rules, send your application to Adobe and flirt with the cute Venetian girl
first for EL JARDINERO
negru
nihao
They are not going to win any games will they?
>>157500150based. i have a dude in calcetto who looks very similar. tall lanky body too
>>157500178Roma vs Real Madrid is a classic
PSV is getting 11 pointsSuper Feyenoord is getting 10 points>>15750017812 points I reckon
co Como mai
>>157500193>le former mourinho team derby>classicNah senpaiManure Riomma is more of a classic
Um guys I didnt see Milan and Juventus in the UCL draw? Where they at?
nikola vlasic
Just saw who Lille's coach is...
>>157500202>Manure Riomma is more of a classicYeah about that...
>>157500178It's not that bad. For qualification we just need to do the needful in 3 home matches and in Athens.>>157500202we also draw Real every fucking time tho.
>>157500202I still remember riomma knocking out real madrid
>>157500202t. kiddo
>Loun SrdanovicNow that's a weird looking zingaro
>Gasperini vs Luis Enriquebig big big umiliazione incoming for the spanish child killer (he killer his own daughter don't ask me how)
>>157500178nah gasp is gud coach.
playoffs here we come
>>157500304How?
>>157500291for me it’s Muhammed Cham-Saracevic, I passed the name on to Maldini back in the day as a courtesy but he didn’t quite live up to his potential
>>157500304is it the motta method?
>>157500317did you know luis enrique raped his daughter multiple times and then poisoned her to make it look like she died of cancer? Same thing is going to happen to Thiago Motta daughters btwbtwbtw
>>157500328you shoulda waited a bit kek
>>157500259Yeah that was the time when Madrid lost regularly to shitters if u forgot Who’s the kiddo now
Franck (almost as cancer as Jhon) Kessadie Sink to Jjust soon
For me it's Carolina di Reazione a Catena
>>157500317We will see now that he has had more time with the teams and got players he asked for instead of Mou/DDR shitters who are still around >>157500234Instant classic
more soulless negru fraudst.carnavals
I just wanted Feyenoord at home again...
>>157500344
Who did Juve and Milan draw?
>>1575004337
>>157500427Douglas Luiz is the best player between all of those shitters, it's that GRIM
>>157500433mein Fuhrer... Steiner...
Nathan De Cat to Jjust when
>>157500427>garbage midfield>add a 52 year old gigafraud>pretend its betterLol lmao finished club
>>157500538kek, England has a Rodriguez now.
jJ want Franck Kessié now, no exits or sales are needed as reported this morning...accelerating to close the deal.
>>157500427the gathering of the jJggalos
If there's a God out there please bring Samp back to Serie A. We need them.
the absolute fucking state of videogameshttps://x.com/SwurvGaming/status/2092993944246259805
>Dibu to Chelshitlole
>>157500751whoops wrong image
>>157500538Pump up the jam intensifies
>>157500761Why did they Delevingne-fy her?
>>157500787you mean laura cohen-ify her
>>157500802*laurenfuck
>>157500802That work too, but those downturned lip's just remind me Cara.The rest does look more like Cohen yeah, the slightly masculine bone structure etc
>RangersLole, lmao even
>>157500344I’m summoning a third uncle twice removed from back in Abidjan who is his also his fifth agent and will torpedo the whole deal
GTA on Netflix -15m
>>157501017Just stated the watchparty! The link is available on the usual place
>Atalanta can't beat some israelian genocidersè finita
>>157501009can you as him to consult the local marabout so he can find out who jj is signing instead
Just got a boner thinking about thicc latina dirigents running MY club
AHHHHH JUST START
>>157500394Yeah nothing like a free W against Dutch CHUDs
One Battle After Another kinooooooo
>90% cutscenes and 10% 25 fps gameplan grim
cant say I would
>contract until hes 55Lol
>>157501333>I meant wouldn't FUCK FUCK
That was quick
>Red Star Belgrade
Yeah I'm buying it
>copying the Fallout VATS systemlel
>>157501444I just need to hear the main theme and determine if it tops GTA IV's Soviet Connection
>>157501462I think it's the one that plays during the raid in that penthouse towards the end
>>157501435rode ster belgrado
>>157501469Soviet Connection still clears then
Previews are also going livehttps://www.ign.com/articles/gta-6-new-gameplay-details
Hey /seriea/Who's the better team to support?Torino or Bologna?
Lucia and Jason have 0 sovl or personality
>Marquinhos is the first-ever winner of the UEFA Respect Award for consoling Arsenal's Gabriel after his Champions League final penalty missBastonibros we were robbed
scamacs
>shamelessly exposed thongsNow those were the days...
>judging the game by the curated trailer instead of the uncurated actual gameplay leaksgoyim... goyim never change
>>157501560do you support child sacrifice?
>>157501758KEK
How did we end up getting that steamy piece of shit GTA V, to this day I'll never know. Glad Leslie Benzies fucked off and is about to turn into irrelevancy wiht MindsEye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgomTOOgl8MFar from some undiscovered gem, but what a tune. Based Rockstar
>>157501758
sleep tight /seriekolo/
>You can hold hands while out in the world with the right trigger, open doors for each other, etcThey obviously got inspired by the revolutionary Death Stranding series
Strand Theft AutoAsked the Omnissiah to make cover art for it and it totally fucked up except for the bottom left corner lole
>Enzo Fernandez to Shitty for 140mlole3
All the big studios are gonna see the sea of people buying a game that likely will not even run at 60fps on fucking digital and laugh their asses off for two weeks before making it the standard pricing, it's literally too easy to scam the goyim
>>157502360Forgot to mention the price too lmfao
Soulless but not half bad
Sleep tight J-bros, tomorrow >we get drawn.
>>157502360The price is in line with current standards, the only difference is that Rockstar has locked some single player content behind the Ultimate Edition (which we can almost consider a DLC/expansion at this point). Nothing new
>President Trump signs executive order to rename Italy as ShitalyWOW
/viz/ idea physical copy of grand theft auto but is in floppy disk format
>>157502414Full game is locked behind a paywall, the Ultimate Edition is basically that, it's not even a DLC it's just the full thing. I love GTA but it's getting out of hand.
GTA 7 storyline should be about Italo Americans in New York desu
Speaking of Italians in the US, a couple of days ago marked the 99th anniversary of Sacco and Vanzetti’s execution.So I'm going to post this kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8LFZydzQW4
Amplifico mufa
UCL Group Phase ELO Heatmap
fucking nerd
>>157502600That sucks but I wouldn't worry about other studios pulling the same shit. Only Rockstar can do that with the most anticipated game of the past 13 years with little to no consequences.
>>157502792Is Tino Jukic any gud?
>>157502694Rip Ennio Morricone
no
Well he is GAE now
jj = luigi mangione
Global American Empire?
Merdennio Sborricone
Grande Zanetti
>>157501364Is that a new jigger or a
>>157502854Lmao
negro sighting in outer /sp/>>157499282
Imagine being Italian, having a son, having the opportunity to name him Roberto Nestor and then deciding not to do that...
San Luca, Reggio Calabria, is up in Flight Simulator
San Lucia Caminos
>Bologna, Theate's return is very close: loan operation with option to buy Theate raters, our time has come
>alessandro romanois he actually gonna be good in fanta or will he just get 5.5/6s from now on at catgirls calcio
>>157502974>casteddu in MSFS holy kino
>>157503048Okay so after Fiomerdina even Sborrogna has a better defense than >us lolecan >we please sack Sborretti and hire a good coach that can compensate for this team
DLSS 5 is fucking uncanny man
>>157502666May as well have a Mafia game set in the modern day, and not be shit...
>>157503776San Luca bros! Finally our turn to shine
It's up for the poorfags:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJbzMqJGH4k
>2ndh-how?
>>157503247Have to buy him Slakoth first and then he’ll complain that he needs a striker that can play with his feet :^)
Which group were bbilan and jj drawn in respectively
>groups in 2026
>Central midfielder Alessandro Romano (Cagliari) and striker Nicolò Tresoldi (Bruges) have accepted Mancini's call-up, and the process for their international transfers has already begun. The goal is to receive FIFA's approval as soon as possible for their call-up to the Nations League on September 18th.Good morning
>>157505670based fennel
>Juventus makes an offer for Kessie: €7 million net over two years. But Roma offers more!Bidding war for Kessie, now I've seen it all
not gud sleep.fabbrica time
>Moise Kean will sign for Como after an agreement was reached with Fiorentina. €10M loan fee + €25M obligation to buy + €5M in add-ons.
Kalulu evolves into Kalimuendo at level 28
Good morning!>AC Milan showing interest in Nottingham Forest attacker Omari Hutchinson. If Milan follow up this interest, likely to be a loan+obligation that they offer.Samuele Ricci will undergo his medical with Como tomorrow!Gta 6 is going to be the best game of the decade. Absolute master class from rockstar
Grande Rafa!
>>157506819will you relocate to /eplel/ now that lmao is going to england? surely someone there will fall for your atlanticist glowniggin'
>Chancellors rejects Genoa
>>157506819Why is bbilan trying to buy a winger/attacking midfielder when they have lmao?
>Kong Har-ACK-ld er død
All these Norge women in need of a shoulder to cry on... so little time...
does chatgpt really?
>he thinks the average norwegian cares about the monarchy
>>157507129first in line to succeed him is Kong Strong XXL
>Butez; Yan Couto, Ramos, Chalobah, Kaiki; Perrone, Ricci, J. Rodriguez, Paz, Baturina; Kean.they are already in contention for the scudetto, aren't they?
>Bbilan have accepted a £38m bid from Galatasaray for Rafael Leão but Aston Villa remain hopeful of bringing the Portuguese winger to the Premier League on a season-long loan with an obligation to buy. Leão is in talks with Villa, although his Italian employers would rather finalise a permanent sale in the current transfer window. Everton striker Beto could be off to Fiorentina, who have also made enquiries about signing Manchester United’s Dutch striker Joshua Zirkzee.Big Zirk is inevitable.
>>157507282How many knocks on the VAR room door do they need?
>>157507282did they assemble the team on FM kek
>Juventus, altro colpo in prospettiva: arriva Mateja Lacmanovic, difensore centrale classe 2009 dalla Stella RossaAlready know this is the new Nemanja Vidic
Mateja Lacrimosavic
>>157507319>Juve signs Ali Camara: medical for the 2008-born Genk wingerthe new?
>>157507319BELGIOOOOOOOO
>>157507345The Black Hazard, but remains to be seen if it's Eden or Thorgan
You can be a muslim all you want but "Ali" as a name just doens't fit negrus
>>157507367>You can be a muslim all you wantdepends where you are
Sandro TonAli
Just realized we finished signing Lucumi lmao
Anyone else think the European format is very, very stale? It’s almost impossible to get knocked out in the league phase, there’s very little jeopardy for even mediocre clubs. Also not a fan of the fact you can’t drop into the EL and EL to Conference
>>157507594I feel the total other way, the old system was very stale. You always had groups where it was already clear who would come first and second, then some Sevilla-tier team would come third and some straggler that would just be happy to be there and come fourth.And these safety nets where you drop to a lower competition ruins the Europa and Conference Leagues because the winners would be these teams dropping down 80% of the time. If you fuck up in Europe you should just bear the shame and wait for next season.
>>157507594She looks like the girl that starts crying when she gets drunk
>>157507345Eljero Elia
>>157507753god-tier name btw
/gif/idea panteronapugliese v twinkazzo
You just know this animation was outsourced to some jeetAlso the draw for the Europa and Comfyrence League's are startinghttps://www.uefa.tv/live/310787
>>157507819GTA V also had something similar for diving, I guess it's because they want this to work in every location rather than have it scripted/specific to this pierIt's honestly the uglies thing I've seen yesterday alongside the UI, hope they tweak both soon
>>157507594it's utter shit yeah, but the goyim will gobble it up anyway
>Boga to start >Koopmeiners to start over an injured McKennieI can't believe I fell for the Spalletti meme last season like fucking hell, not even Tudor was this retarded
>The Jj playing against 2 Dutch teams
>>157507981>>Boga to start
easy 3 points against milan circus
>Beer-ShevaOy vey
>>157508001probably the only 3 points they are gonna be getting
>>157508001>Hapoel awayPlease Iran do the needful and kill Spalletti and I will become your #1 fan
>>157508001with NEC and AZ that's three dutch teams then
>>157508001I think I speak for everyone when I saw we'll attend the AZ game live
>>157508036Top kek they're not getting past the league stage
THEATE CHADSSSSS
>ynr the flutes of Olympiakos
Dick is coming to Turin.
Le Ferencvaros
>>157508083Great post
>>157507215wtf they rate antonino gallo 8/10
>>157508001What the fuck is Omonia
>>157508083Best post ITT
>>157508100the epithet that describes you even though you're not the OP
>>157508100Sounds like a medicine
>>157508001>alkmaar a>nijmegen him not going to fucking Alkmaar to watch negruani flop around on a pitch lol
>"Omonia" (or Omonoia, spelled ομόνοια in Greek) means concord, harmony, or unity.>ConcordOh no
Buongiorno, my Gallo is Spinnazola, burn a disci Goldanigga, Adopo
>>157508001Why are arthoes attracted to the real sociedad Trikot?
Really craving a kebab all of a sudden
>>157508131It's HIS matchup!
>>157508001If Sborretti loses to an Israeli team genuinely strike his bald head down. I'm not gonna call this bunch of matches easy because >we are shit but genuinely not finishing in the top 8 would be a crime against the Geneva convention.
>>157508125By the time we play Alkmeerd, negruani won't even be in the squad anymore lel
Can Bram Nuytinck stop Renault Kangoo?
The Dea coming to Amsterdam... intrasting
If amorim gets past that iron girone it's a bigger miracolozzo than gattuso bringing that shitaly team to penalties against bosnia herzegovina
That Ekhator hattie against the pissraelis away is gonna heal wounds
AKA The Ekhatocaust
>>157508176wtf I just acquired 6 tickets
The Hattie? A kippah
>>157508270>BoracThey produce a foamy playstyle but it isn't soap-based
>>157508270nice competition you have there
>>157507819jfc what mobile game is this ripped from
>>157508036Holy shit, did they somehow pissed off Ceferin?
>Lazio have made initial exploratory approaches regarding ZhegrovaWatch out everybody, Lotito woke up
>>157508385I wouldn't worry too much, they have the power of European DNA™ on their side
>>157508036How many goals for lmao?
We got a cl-like draw
>.@juventusfc, le ultime verso il Parma: McKennie ancora in dubbio, al suo posto potrebbe giocare Koopmeiners. Sulla trequarti, con Yildiz infortunato, chance per Boga dall'inizioPopping the bottle of champagne when that dinosaur gets sacked in November
>>157508559UEFA have tried everything to convince Leao to stay on your behalf but I don't know if it'll work
>>157508001I'll be attending the Ferencváros game.
>>157508525>poodric in europa leagueKWAB
>Riomma plays on Monday againFuck this homosexual schedule and the gargantuan faggot that made it
first er palazzo of the season
>Nothing reminds us of the passage of time quite like growing children. In the photo, Chanel Totti, daughter of the legendary Il Capitano.Why are Italian tabloids like this lmao
>ChanelAbsolutely poorfag tier name
Chanel Five Totti
>>157508593they didn’t sack him after finishing 6th in the worst serie a of all time fra
Nothing to see here... just keep consuming and cheering
>>157508646I'm awfully sorry Duccio, but Novella 2000 is a magazine for connoisseurs with high testosterone levels
Nothing to see here... just keep consuming WAY 45 music and cheering
Calcio /lit/ter idea: Rovella 2000
Traumrovella
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, Issa Doumbia
>Bournemouth director Tiago Pinto: “For us AC Milan, is like a dream come true. It's going to be amazing, maybe one of the biggest games ever in the Vitality Stadium. In Premier League we have a lot of big games, but getting a giant like AC Milan is unbelievable.”
>>157508749disastrous business from aston villa right after winning a trophy, sabotage or selling the bag to american private equity
>going from being a CL contender to being patronised by SborrinmouthOh my days
>Nicolo Tresoldi & Alessandro Romano have said YES to the Italian National TeamNow also bring in cisse
I'm not gonna take the piss on bbilan cause I can feel the 2-1 away at Sheva coming, fuck it >we got enough problems
>>157508948Wouldn't you prefer romano to play for Switzerla....mmmm never mind
>>157508993Switzerland got Winsley Boteli, they're good
>>157508969The fundamental difference is that the Jj has problems, but Bbilan is a problem.
I like how Twinkazzo is sticking his nose into everything just to avoid commenting on Leao's transferHe'll go far amongst the lackey fuckwits who populate Swiss political circles
Its silence around the eLeaophant in the room is deafening
>>157508993Who needs Romano when you have Nevio Di Giusto, Giacomo Koloto and Bung Meng Freimann ready to be launched
>>157509107All would start at Jj desu
>tfw you only need the foresight of a single mirror periscope to become a 'bolitical advisor'
it's the law of Gay Lussac, where Twinkazzo in the butt goes chick and ciak
>>157509002>>157509050Holy shit all those are real names
>>157509183Wait till you find out about overlooked Swiss talentos Tegra Bolongo and Ifeanyichukwu Onwuzulike
https://x.com/pavolsizz/status/2092919549574213847Lole
>>157509174Saved
What's up with "journos" schizoposting about Adam Ricina or whatever he's called lolHe's gonna get loaned and that's it
No one cares about BBlan (formerly AC Elliott) why should we post about them
>>157509281>Definito il prestito secco di #Licina alla #Cremonese // Licina joins Cremonese on season-long loan
>>157509330SBORRING
>>157509240>A Genetic HarlequinNew slander update just dropped for Muttuidi
What made Rockstar think it was a good idea to turn the GTA franchise into a relationship simulator?
I saw Marco Giampaolo fall to his knees on the beach at Giulianova
>>157509342You can choose to not continue the relationship if you don't want
>>157509342san andreas, iv
>Lazio, initial contacts for ZhegrovaYou know, you have to admit that those trains were pretty timely way back when
>>157509342remind me, what's the average videogaymer's testosterone level now that wymmynz have a say too?
>>157509342Why didn't you want to go bowling with your cousin? You monster
>Tomáš Bobček is undergoing a medical to finalize his move to Frosinone. The €11 million plus bonuses deal sees the Polish striker arrive from Lechia Gdańsk.most expensive signing in frosolone's history btw, what kind of magheggio is behind this deal
>>157509381>Polish striker>with that nameThe woke left has gone INSANE
>>157509399He is slovakian, my (((source))) was wrong
>>157509381pancrazio 2 how many credits is this meme
>>157509399better that than Babatunde Onweyu
>>157508993No why should I? He wants to play for italy so he should play for them. We need players that play fully with their heart for Switzerland (like elvedi, shaqiri, xhaka, rieder or itten etc.)
We may live to see man-made horrors beyond our comprehension
>We need players that play fully with their heart for Switzerland like elvedi, shaqiri, xhaka
>>157509479Lindsay lohanesque
So you’re telling me 3 coins would’ve always picked Italia but “we” had to endure exposed, kean & retegay because FIGC were snobbing him?
bonukkis psychologist can fix alvarez
Humiliation ritual
>Following the retirement of Immobile, Paris FC are in contention to sign Juventus forward Jonathan David
>>157509589>futuro nazionale will shrink womencringe but also insanely based
>>157509593Gonna miss Saboteurposting but I'm sure GTA will give us new material for slandering our negrus
>>157509589Are they calling right wingers incel manlets?
>>157509589>Not on my watch, disgusting whore
i shit and piss on the politics mong poster
>>157509589>actually pandering to ugly chudsLmfaooo fair enough
I'm farting like a Catalan woman lost in the cold section of Lidl while looking for pancetta
>Roberto Mancini’s first moves as Italy’s national team manager: ‘securing’ players with dual nationality. This is said to include the following players, amongst others:>- Issa Doumbia (Costa d'Avorio)>- Nicolò Tresoldi (Germania)>- Alessandro Romano (Nuova Albania)>- Mohamed Ali Zoma (Burkina Faso)>- Mathis Mout (Francia)>- Luis Palma (Germania)It's like every hour a new passport gets printed kek
>>157509788he's just bringing that sf*nter DNA into the mix which was sorely missed in the Zenica playoff
João Pedro Geraldino dos Santos Galvão has made just one appearance for the Italian national team. Having obtained Italian citizenship in 2017, the player was called up by manager Roberto Mancini and made his debut on 24 March 2022 in Palermo, coming on as a substitute in the closing minutes of the World Cup play-off semi-final against North Macedonia, just in time to see Trajkovski’s winning goal.
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>Leao’s move to Galatasaray is a done deal. The Portuguese player has chosen the Turkish club, as confirmed by several sources. The offer to Milan is around 45 million, with the player set to earn 12 million a year.
>Digital Foundry calls GTAVI “perhaps the most impressive showcase we’ve ever seen in real time rendering”. >Runs at 1440p resolution on base PS5. No FSR or other upscaling. >Potentially RT shadows during cutscenes only, shadow maps in gameplay >Some reflections default to SSR and cubemaps (for mirror) for performance efficiency >Extremely impressed with the NPC and traffic system >Rare frame rate drops >no upscalingOkay that's actually crazy
>>157509788Romano, Tresoldi and Palma are Italians by blood
>>157509917https://www.rockstargames.com/VI/media/videosYou can actually download a ~14GB file from Rockstar's own site that's much higher quality than YouTube and even Netflix. The details is crazy
>>157509788>Luis PalmaIt's Matteo Palma, duccino
>>157509942Dude's a God on FM26, Mancini is doing an Italy rebuild I kneel
>>157509751I'm farting likeposting is a top 5 /seriea/ posting
>chancellors declines genoa >first exploratory contacts for Zingrova I think he's better than chancellors but I dont want more of >them>if one or both of ratkov/dia leave then Fabiani isn't giving up on Harder if this happens it will be the content with the mercato
>>157509936Any techbro knows why the actual file is 13.1GB? Is it their own player inflating the size? Anyway that's crazy good quality, not just the video but game itself
>>157509936Genuinely impressed if this game manages to run at "stable" 30 fps on base PS5, the population density is incredible
>>157509942Damn, my bad. I copied a list without checking.Funny coinkydink how they have the same agent despite one being a Honduran of all things.
>Leao to Galatasaray is a done dealHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157509995Grande Gala
New matchday in a few hours, it's time to cook some fanta deals
>fanta dealSorry but we only make the fanta lineup once, set an XI for the matchday 1 then end up forgetting about it until Winter merdato
ao3 fanfic starring Manuel Locatelli and Randy Pitchford caressing each other's hair
andiamo
>>157509995fraud esposed
>>157509381please i am čeking bobs
>>157509980I think for compatibility reasons they uploaded their own version in the h.264 codex. But that was never really meant to push more pixels than 1080p, but with this one being 4K/2160p they had to go crazy with the bitrate at nearly 70Mb/s.Just for comparison, I downloaded the 4K YouTube and Netflix ones as well.YouTube: AV1 codec @ 5,7Mb/sNetflix: HEVC/h.265 codec @ 12 Mb/s
>Elon Musk’s xAI used child porn to train Grok models, lawsuit saysDuccio, all those edits you generated... I'm afraid it's over for (You)...
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/i-oqDUuRtZw
>>157509977>I dont want more of >them
>Thread theme: https://youtu.be/i-oqDUuRtZw [Open]Not a way45 banger
>a WAY45 banger>>>/x/
Found twinkazzo's sempre bbulan account
Why would he choose Gala over Villa ??
>>157510406Does he strike you as the type of person that wants to challenge himself in the EPLel or to get a bunch of money and hopefully be worshipped by millions of roaches?
>>157510413What’s the point of being worshipped by roaches
>Leao - Osimhen - Sane attackWould gala win serie ass in your opinion?
>>157501364The future of isreali sport looks bright.
>>157510437>SaneNo
>>157510437No because they would play with 9 men
>Bologna, if Rowe leaves, can make an offer to buy the Watford talent MaammaNew meme just dropped
>>157510475The DS-ification of calcio continues
Maamma Dovbyk front duo would be insane
Maamma Maamma ahahaha
>>157508697Marotta league is everywhere for those with the eyes to see
>>157510485what about la maamma di Dovbyk?
>Amorim: "Leao is not called up for Venezia. I will answer all the market questions next week. He's a great player and with the right mentality he can play for every team. But you have to have the right mentality, sometimes in football it's better to go somewhere else. And we are in that situation."Grande Rafa!
>>157510437doubt we’d ever see them all on the pitch at the same time
Roach league is really a "che finaccia" league
>losing your best player and the only generational talent you manged to sign in almost half a century to a Turkish circusdoes that make milan canonically a clown club?
If burning forests is so bad how come we have burned 90% of them and civilization is still thriving?
>civilization is still thrivingC’est fini mon ami
MY club.
>>157510576Iq is literally a meme
Wtf Pogbackback and I mean this unironically
>>157510571Is this your first bbilan rodeo?
It's not even agent work or anything, Mendes didn't pick Gala, Leao just personally prefers to go there lmfao. Even unlocks to Mbaye to Villa deal.
What happens to serie ass if Turkish clubs go bankrupt and can’t honor their transfer purchases in the near future?
>>157510650To be fair, Birmingham is blighttown tier
Of course I am sad for Twinkazzo losing his oneitis, but the real victims here are Serie A's rightbacks. Just seeing two vacation days evaporate like this for each of them...
>>157510659It's all fake /biz/ anyway
>>157510659why did the Bogs look like the bastard off spring of Donald Trump and Waluigi
Thanks to Leao >we managed to sell Savona for 20m
>>157510645this is a new low even for them
>>157510690None of your concern, [redacted].
crazy that Arabs will pay players a lot of money and they hardly ever seem to give a fuck about getting a player's name right
>>157508931They have made shit signings even before winning the Europa League, doesnt help that Emery also has an addiction to trying to put United shitters in Rehab, with Garnacho he now has tried to recruit like 4, the only one that went through was Lindelof.
>>157509380I seriously wouldnt have minded the friendships in IV if you didnt get your phone linging all the fucking time, every time you decline you lose rep with that friend so you are forced to babysit them if you want to unlock their abilities and such, instead of progressing them when you want.
WHY WON'T INTER PLAY JOHN STONES I DEMAND THAT YOU PLAY JOHN STONES
>>157510791>doesnt help that Emery also has an addiction to trying to put United shitters in Rehab
What happens in Barnsley?
>>157508931It's crazy, they had a several absolutely shit years fighting relegation, three years in the second-tier, then bounced back in incredible style to establish themselves as regular CL qualifiers and European trophy winners, only to sell off most of their first XI. It wouldn't surprise me if they were 10th or 11th this year, and I can see them getting absolutely humiliated by PSG and Barcelona in the Champions League.Leao isn't worth a fraction of £45m
>>157510851With all due respect Mr. Vice President, the cost of buying no one could be far higher
>>157510791garnacho is the way clubs are paying fealty to mendez "sign him maybe we ll throw in a little bone for you when the time comes" should be playing for kayserispor 3-4 seasons ago
>Make football related thread>Thread gets deleted and I receive a earningWtf Bros
>>157510810shite playermong
>>157510919And? This is the Serie A thread, Tomislav
>>157510810don't worry he will start many matches, if he doesn't get injured of course
>>157511003my name is Krešimir
>Ratkov not in group training despite no known injury >The serb watched from the sidelines while the group competed in small-sided games hopefully is gone by morning
>>157511112Venezia is such a bad jumble of garbage players
>>157511112>a single shitalian on the pitchUuuh based
>>157511215Cissè is Italian, chud
>>157511112*shudders*
Diego Pugno already with 2 assists halfway through the 1st half of Jong Ajax
Any website for Milan - Venezia please?
>>157511367Begone pirate
>>157510660bloody basterd bich
>>157503110any calimari supporters itt?
>>157511379t. De Siervo
>>157511367viprow im
>>157511144What are they supposed to do? Declare bankruptcy again by buying slightly less garbage players?
>>157511425Thanks
>Fire away, fire away
let's go milan chads
Nein
>>157511520>>157511538Does this confirm two germanos?
Ridgeciano Delano Leandro Haps
Cissé my [redacted] fuck these [redacted] up
That's Baresi son?
Ciao Capitano
>>157511569Legend
bbilan kits burn the eyes
>>157511545ja
>Jimmy Carr to direct the new Top GearLole
>>157511588Based rare yellow fever Milan germano
>>157511621Nominative determinism
>>157511621Meant present, fuck
>>157511588wtf are those creaturesthey look like they bite but not in the good way
Feels like both teams got their line ups wrong.
>>157511621he went from being a history expert to being an automotive one? is there anything he cant do ?
>>157511683Can he play as a left back
Why is Amorim rockin’ that street shitter pose on the sideline kek
>"Benfica at home? Look, when I was younger it would happen and I had a lot of fun, but now I have a certain age and a family, so it's not the case."
>>157511668they are pretty cute
Good run back by ChuckWheezin’
https://x.com/pokemonnewsuk/status/2093387433656168678Kino of the highest order coming in 2027
445 billion Poortuguese Escudos for Ramsh though eh
What does Cynar Spritz taste like anyway?
El Diegzy on at the half thank me later Ampoorim
>>157511797The Cynar Spritz tastes something like an adult Coca-Cola, like if a Coke could kick you in the teeth. Made with everyone’s favorite artichoke-based amaro, Cynar, as well as prosecco and club soda, once in the glass, it looks kind of like oxidized dirt.Despite its unremarkable appearance, the drink is universally intriguing. By the time I finished my first round at Little Dom’s, six people had asked what I was having, and promptly ordered their own. Riffs on the Cynar spritz are also making the rounds on menus across the U.S. and Europe from the classic at Via Carota in New York to Ombra’s “spritz fagio” (Cynar plus Campari) in London to a Cynar and bitter lemon soda combination at La Bande in the Proper Hotel, San Francisco.
Another Diego Pugno gole
>75 million eur for that
I still don't get this Milan line up, it's like they want to be in close game.
Goncalo Grimos
CantGoalo Girmos
Kill NVIDIA Bomb NVIDIA Invade Taiwan
Someone screenshotted that shirt name right?
>chuckwheezin’ finishin’ dire
>>157511869So it's not a brand? How are they sponsoring the team?
>>157511983I have no clue just googled the name
Diego Punch is up.
>>157511359>>>157511883Meanwhile, hes secured a (shared) record, as no player has ever reached more than six goal involvements in his first four matches for Jong Ajax (Mateo Cassierra and Mo Ihattaren also 6 in their first 4).
>>157511944Dios mio
>>157511869I love a cynar spritz. Drank one in Nice last year for the first time and search for it every since, barely anybody knows what it is in Bongistan, even places I went to in the Shitalia this year didn't have it.
>>157511944>>157512046Is there a non-Indian, non-Nigerian, non-Amerimutt person who is shilling for this?
>>157512055Biggest slop I've ever seen, it's quite disgraceful even lmao. Don't know how there's a target audience.
>>157512055Plebbitors, so probably people from those theee countries. I checked the Nvidia sub for more nightmare fuel and they are all creaming their pants over DLSS5
https://streamable.com/u3804qMaybe it's because it already looked like AI-generated goonbait before, but the clips from Stellar Blade don't look that awful in motion.All the other examples I've seen need to burn in hell though
>no Moreira kill Amorim
>dollarumba
>Donnaroomba
>>157512317>>157512311What happened, I was throwing dog poop at pedestrians
G.Ramos looks unsurprisingly shit Congrats Gestifute Inc.
Venezia has the best negrus in the league lol
Cherkino...
>>157512343>kamada dived to win a freekick >dollar tries to save the freekick >ball bounces off the post then onto his back >autogol pretty funny.
Cherki is an insane footballer, also Mbappe's brother's pretty good
>>157512383rofl
RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS
I apologize and kneel
RAMOOOOOOOOS I NEVER DOUBTED
>>157512365Them niggas have no eye for goal.
RAFAAAAAA LEAOOOOOOOOOO
Great assist by Rafa
E NON IMPORTA SE IO FINIRO NEI GUAIUNICO AMORE SEINON TI HO TRADITO MAIOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Finnbro's calcetto team would have defended this better kek
ramos out, psg losescoincidence?
Sex with Luca Marelli
Inter is going to steamroll bbilan, Amorim is worse than Allegri kek
>>157512515>losing to a team coached by the son of your former coach that unironically has Ethan Mbappe in the starting XIbanter
Magic mike has more dribbles than lmao this season#GrandeRafa
GOOOOOOOL RAFAAAAAAAA THE LION!!!!!
These guys are so fucking dogshit holy hell lmfao
JJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>estu instead of moreiraPiss off ruben
JASHAAAARI
Kek, tell me with a straight face that goal has nothing to do with gambling
>>157512272This
>>157512587I seriously don't know wtf they're doing in serie ass, we urgently need to move to 16 teams
>>157512608Nah, those Venezia niggas gave up. You can tell from the body language they have no confidence.
>>157512608It's too random
>>157512618Missed 2-3 sitters and gave up, like come on now, dude scored a horrific own goal and didn't seem to give a shit
>Mascara dominating already DNA
estupmaignan
>>157512618Even with 16, they would've been in Serie ass anyway because they finished 1st in serie bieetch.
>>157512622Thdy're just tiredThey played better than Milan for long stretches of time
>>157512635I don't know how to take that pic and filename
whoever comes after Ampoorim prob walks the scude Bbilan had a good market
>>15751264116 teams and only a playout between the last in serie ass and the first in serie based, in this way we raise the level
>>157512701Kek at jashiteri doing his best kolo muani impression
>Leel French league might deserve to get fucked by TV rights tbqh
>jJ away next Milan Kings lock and load Gobbo HQ raid is next
Based pig
>>157512779If Bremerd plays its 1888888888888 - 0 for MilanGods
>>1575127918lini is a big guy
>Simeone said that if Alvarez keeps refusing to play and doesn't find a team outside of Spain that he wants a transfer to, he'll be loaned outCARNEVALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>157512831Don't ask for a source btw, it's a reliable one
It will be a miracle if we get a point against JJ next weekReally don't like this Moreira situation50m spent on him because Amorim specifically requested him only for him to just bench him for Estushit like wtfAnd not starting many of the first team players will prevent them from gelling with each-otherI swear if I see RLC in the starting formation vs Jube I will screamSo far Amorim in these two matches is like a bit more offensive AllegriVery pragmatic to get the points vs shit teams but this will bite us in the ass sooner or laterThere's no such thing as free lunch
>>157512852Gypsy
>jJ have received several enquiries for Jeff Ekhator, who could leave the Bianconeri on a one-season loan in order to get more playing time. The club are currently considering their options. Also the Nico Gonzalez is a good player shilling campaign is underway
>>157512641>Even with 16, they would've been in Serie ass anyway because they finished 1st in serie bieetch.16 team Serie A may also mean 16 team Serie B
Aura
>>157512889What does the raped, decomposed corpse of that cockroach Ataturk have to do with him?
>2024 Pokémon World Champion Luca Ceribelli has been "banned" from competing at Worlds over a Pokémon Center dispute>He and another player let a competitor with a disability join them in line because crowded spaces severely affect himThat competitor? Manuel Locatelli
Do NOT look up what Koulibaly did
>>157512908TPTB always trying to keep Italian athletes down…
Jhon Lucumi is commonly known as the Virtua Fighter Crossroads of calcio
Seeing "Jhon" written out never fails to trigger my fight-or-flight reflex
Tributazzo to his dad davidino ancelotti with that remuntada
Big ritorno nei tombini abomini after than Gramos goal
golazo camerda
Warra metatarso intatto Kenan
Thiago Motta between Palestinian rubbles.jpg
And mo you calmly explain to me how having a functioning metatarsus is more important for my football career than having luscious hair unlike camarda
Grim
Let's check Dr. Shekelstein's medical records for how Camardeschi's fitness has been in recent years
>>157512943what you are really experiencing is the call of lucthulhuthere is no escape
>bbilan legend Suso retires at the age of 32
>>157512943What about Franck
>lucthulhu
>>157513031Why does Transfermarkt follow footballers lol
>>157513040>lucthulhuAmericano you're on a streak with good names, been a few months already
>>157513050I reminisce about Franck Robbery and my fav ever player tbqhAnd I guess I think a bit about that amazing edit of K*ss**'s upside down forehead wrinkled looking like a smug pepe
Found it lole
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76262676/#76277845Blast's from the past
>fassone and mirabelliBiggest torelli in serie ass history
>>157513088>righty>wears his watch on his right wrist????
>Sborrogna wants MbangulaVgh...
>>157513301>>157513301>>157513301>>157513301here if you wear your watch over the cuff
