>>157503203>>157503313fag
>>157504481only the op pic is confirmed gay
how come there's so many canadian flags in a /hoc/ thread? america won that sport.
USA!USA!!USA!!!USA!!!!
>>157505637its been a long campaign but the hard work pays off you see! now my pockets are lined with shekels from the goyim like you :)
>>157503203>[Deleted]kwarb
it was written that bud would 1
It is written.
a rare qmjhl vs. ohl matchup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_Hwx6Gqmvc
c'maaaahn, newfoundland
>The Ol' New Thread
all the hot girls are in /cric/
>>157503203>[Deleted]
>>157513076awooooga
brb
Lane Hutson is better than Cale Makar
bud + 1 = trb
Would you rather get bummed or be bummed?
im the highest paid poster in /hoc/ history
>>157513140>get bummedreminds me of what happened to trb on 04/17/2022
>>157503203What exactly has trb accomplished in it's life besides a loss to both a burrito and bud?
>>157513174he also lost to mitch
>>157513141epstein used to post on /sp/
>>157513174Making a few retards like you think about him 24/7
No one knows how to analyze puck so they gotta pretend like the best d men are the ones who put up the gaudiest offensive numbers well that don’t impressa me much
Based Makar. Players taking team friendly deals instead of going for what they're worth is gay and keeps players salaries down as a whole while only benefiting the owners.
>>157513076This summer, we've had four "highest paid" players in NHL history. The title is getting passed around more than the WCW belt in 2000.
makar blew canada's shot at olympic gold by playing shit defense then was instrumental in being swept this year due to his shit defense highest contract ever, gary give this man 160 million dollars right this second
>>157513258the better team won
Are the Wild desperate enough to give Hughes more than Makar?
>>157513288100%
I'm a fraud. I'm quitting hockey puck.
>>157513288Yes. Imagine if they let him walk after the haul they gave up for him.
>>157513288absoloodle-toodles
>>157513126I'm back
>>157503203raped edition
>>157513430welcome back man
>>157513442Thanks fren
CUPLESS BETA KEK players on "hometown discounts" HATE this one simple trick (NHL INFINITE MONEY GLITCH)
>>157513288Hughes will be making not a penny less than the maximum allowable for the 27/28 season.
Habs core coping hard about taking discounts with those big boy contracts now getting signed
All these replies saying Wild are in no position or Quinn has all the leverage... do y'all even know who Quinn is? He is a live and breathe hockey guy. He understands what the Wild gave up, the market, and the Wild's cap situation. I don't see him squeezing 3x20 just because he can. Now his agent, different story.
>>157513076Daniel Briere, we at /hoc/ salute you for changing the NHL forever!
>>157513076 And...there goes the Avs cup window after the 26-27 season. Much like when Chicago had to pay big money for Toews and Kane, the Avs pony up a lot of dough for Necas, MacKinnon and Makar and have nothing to show for the last 4 seasons but a stupid President's trophy. Yay!
reddit is PISSEDhttps://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/s/HGSXImnMV1
>>157513569then remove the salary cap and we dont worry about this
>>157513581Are they going to host an India night?
i'm concerned for bud's safety. trb is plotting something. i just know it
Texas is for steers, queers, and Samirs
Heiskanen and Dahlin's contracts look like huge steals right now
>>157513637Meds. Now.
>>157513643t.gypsy
trb just bought a one way ticket to long island. why isn't he planning on returning? i'm scared for bud
meltdown mitch in the house
>>157513737You really need to find a hobby. Obsessing over one retard on an anonymous image board day in day out is not healthy.
The city of buffalo welcomes you, helly,,,
trb is going to confront bud on the anniversary of bud1? surely this will end well
>>157513762queers are not healthy though
>>157513737that's a lot of money for him to be spending his limited income on... he must not think he'll need it later...
>>157513762it might not be healthy but it's fun
>>157513768the ultimate showdown
won both commander games i played today
thinking about dinner
WTF... trb just googled "concealed carry laws NYC"... scared for bud
>>157513767get this man in some goalie gear!
>>157513792stephen would still win
What in the untaken medication fuck is going on here?
wayne just called, he wanted me to let you guys know he's sad that nobody is buying is sign or jersey
>>157513801true
>>157513812dude torpedoed his legacy hard
>>157513823he's just happy that gary invites him to booze it up in box seats whenever there's a milestone to celebrate
>>157513842>caca sports
>>157513810queers queering off
>>157513076 Bro’s making almost as much as the four highest paid defensemen on the Canes put together.- K’Andre Miller - $7.5 million AAV- Jaccob Slavin - $6.461 million AAV- Sean Walker - $3.6 million AAV- Shayne Gostisbehere - $3.2 million AAV
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bImnMrx69U
billy g bros...
>>157513886slavin is so grossly underpaid
>>157513892billy g is not my lover (woo)
>>157513892if quinn wants 20 million and bill is willing to pay that he has to clean house for next season in order to do so
Forgot there's a church breakfast planned tomorrow so i need to stop drinking and go to bed early
>>157513076Holy fuck i hate hockey now
I'VE GOTPOCKETS FULL OF KLEENEX AND LINT AND HOLES
>>157513252It's almost like the cap went up or something
it's almost like bud 1 or something
>>157513288Yeah
>>157513961Retard
I thought 8 year contracts weren’t a thing anymore?
>>157514058He was still under the old contract when he extended
bouchard at 10.5 looking better every day
>>157514080Now show his defensive metrics
from the big man himself, to us here at /hoc/
>>157514096i didn't say he's getting better/better at defending than those below him, but his contract is
>>157514134ten bucks for a turd is a better deal than twenty bucks for a turd, i'll give you that one
>>157513792Long Island isn't in NYC trb is in for a rude surprise
>>157514148Part of it is
>>157513792trb better think twice
TRVKE Hockey is never that serious mcdavid should take a chill pill and learn to have fun
Maybe we should just lower our standards a bit in anticipation of a 40 team league?
>>157514080For real
>>157514196Already have
heading to the wildlands bros
>>157514222stealing any other gimmicks on your way kiddo?
>>157514222>>157514256Kek based, can't wait to get high and head there later myself. Gonna unlock the steyr aug soon, cant wait to use it it's gonna be bad ass
what in the flyover hell is the wildlands?
>>157514288>being this new kwab
>taking my baithooklinesinker
>boiling over not being able to BTFO cartel members sad!
>n-no ukwab
i love flying over the wildlands in the gatling chopper
>>157513592the guy you replied to already provided the redditard link for laughs, so you really didn't need to copy/paste a standard redditard post for us...but, i appreciate the effort.
for me? feels like a gears night
I like it when the players are having fun :)
nah actually fuck gears i'm gonna play some dota
>>157514288Minnesota, the state of hockey
>>157514366stop being retarded
>>157514411things trb's parents told him every day as a child
>>157514195kek mcmeme becoming legit pissed and hero picking 30 minutes a game is the only reason that team ever accomplished anything
>>157514488pucking*
>>157513823are all canadians queer now?is that like a law or something?
>>157514507wdym?
gggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr those canadians just me so riled up gggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>157514576
>>157514488mcdavid heropuck is what cost the gold medal on the other hand
lole
>>157514598Well yeah it was dumb to do on a team of all stars
>>157514608kucherov is licking his lips as we speak
>>157514597i LOVE this mitchie
>>157514343Same here. I dont like it when they have to play in a place like Winnipeg or Ottawa where they will be miserable
>>157514690Bro really thought he was gonna recreate the Crosby Golden Goal KWAB
>>157514690>>157514690
>>157514690KWAB
>>157514543nucks fagged out over the great one
>>157514826retard
today macklin accompanied his wife on a trip to teach the giants how to hit home runs.
>>157515007fuck off nerd
>>157515093no.
>>157515007cant trust people who wear ankle socks
>>157514951>>157514957don't worry, some nhl teams still host a pride night.
tonight is our night, Smackdownchads
>>157515281yeah at your two dad's house
gonna start a new bg3 run but i dunno which race and class to pick
gonna not ask
>>157515356Naked blonde
>>157515356chinese person
TOOK THE 60 BUS DOWN OUT OF DOWNTOWN CAMPBELLBEN ZANOTTO HE WAS ON THERE HE WAS WAITING FOR ME
Ok i'm having a smoke and heading in tot he wildlands bros see you on the other side
>>157515356cool lesbo
bros.....what if we never make it
Down with the clown until dead in the ground
>>157515675i'm more of a burger king guy desu
>>157515674I might get a job as a doorman at a strip club that's making it
>>157515684
People say I'm high on drugs, but I'm high on life.
>>157515684Damn, that scared me and I'm not usually scared.
>team-friendly deal>100K offkwasoftpusy
crazy how many stars the 2018 draft produced
>>157515826Name 15.
crazy how few stars the new york rangers produced
>>157515826kek
>>157515846zibanejad jersey retirement for a century-old franchise >>>
>>157515826>seething about Hughes againDo you ever not seethe about American players that leave cucknadian teams?
>>157515876American players betraying the teams that drafted and developed them because of MAGA is absolutely a problem Gary needs to address.
>>157503203>prey eyesIt's over.
>>157515909>make america gary againwhy would the nhl try to stop this
>>157515918it's actually an acronym for "my ass gapes absolutely", common canadian slang for being raped 'n' gaped by americans
>>157515876even if you looked back in hindsight i dont think you would nhl teams would take him ahead of dahlin. you really do let nuckie fans live rent free in your head. lmao
>>157515985>even if you looked back in hindsight i dont think you would nhl teams would take him ahead of dahlinIt would be a discussion but overall I'd say you're nuts. They'd definitely go 1-2 though.
>>157515999nah teams dont draft players who are going to sit out a year to play in college first overall. it was never a discussion.
when the hell have the canucks made anyone seethe? i guess west coast teams that got knocked out in the playoffs?
>>157516016You said with hindsight. You're fucking nuts if teams wouldn't consider him knowing what kind of defensemen he would become.
>>157516030the joke was actually directed to how dismal yzerfruads drafting was but mildtrannys always get uppity if you talk about their precious jew
>>157516048even with hindsight you would lock in the franchise defenseman at 11m AAV not the guy whos about to ask for 20m+
canadians will spend thousands of dollars on player merchandise then instantly call for their death at the drop of hatit's like an asylum larping as a country, no wonder they want out
>>157516051i think i agree with everything there but that doesn't change the fact hughes left because coover is a farce currently
>>157516073that doesnt change the fact that hes about to earn twice as much as dahlin while not producing 2x as many points
Americans will spend thousands of hours being retarded on the internet
>>157516119canadians have the special ability to condense those thousands of hours of retardation into a single post
20 million is a lot of hockey pucks!
>>157516119thats why we invented it
>>157516084quinn hughes has a 8.25 cap hit this year and dahlin has 11i'm lost dude
>>157516119my retardedness is not confined to the internet
if this post number ends in a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, or 0 i will do another line of coke
>>157516195drugs are bad
phew that was close
If this post number ends in a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, or 0 I won't ask
>>157516155quinn hughes had a higher aav than dahlin for 6 straight years, and next year it will be again, so dahlin has only had a lower aav for 3 years. what do you get paying for all that extra except a player who has one foot out the door while dahlin has made it clear hes happy to be the captain of the sabres long term on a team friendly deal.
If this post number ends in a 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, or 0 then bud did not 1
i love this cope from vancouverites about hughes ACKSHULLAY being a shit player since he left their sinking ship lol
WTF is this true??
>>157516257This was debunked a long time ago
i love how the mild making it to the second round of the playoffs made their trannyfans think they are a dynasty like the pantherscmtsu
if this post ends in doubles I
>>157516257/mlb/ is our closest ally
>>157516290Back against the wall I'd rather be next to /cric/ than some weeb faggot
just fell asleep
20
just didn't asked
>>157516195homeboy almost rolled a 6 LOL
One month until hockey us back
>>157516257No self respecting Caucasian are watching apehoop or monkeycollide.
>>157516070canada is reddit: the country
>>157516660Cock Asian LOL
>>157507804:(i failed you king. stayed up too late and decided to pretend to sleep for an extra hour. monday we will try again since i work early tomorrow and sunday
>>157516672nice
Good night /hoc/I shall update you when I wake up :)
>>157516899Didn’t ask
should i login to batman bro's i might be able to beat the story toknight but also perhaps i just watch tv and go to bed at a reasonable time (i won't)
>>157516923begone tranny nyla has aids and your gimmick has drawn less dimes than him kwab
>>157516899also goodnight bro
will nurse ascend or fall in this upcoming season
>>157514184
>>157516934
>>157517022we don't post trannyfed shitters here
>>157517048true
>>157517048so leave
cleared the province and got the aug bros. scouted the next province and got all kitted up and ready to go. I think I'm going to take a break and play something else.
>>157517059oh no tranny i don't leave kwab no milly
>>157516935Retard
How do Flames fans cope with the fact that Cale Makar will be an Avalanche for the rest of his playing career and never come home?
>>157517076still tiny then now forever together kwaboty 7 years running
>>157517084Idk what the fuck you’re even talking about
>>157517078my knighties have gotten btfo in both outdoor games they play but they get another shot this year against dylan's stars :)
>>157516992Gonna have to hope for some ascension. He's gonna be with Celebrini. If you can't play better with him then it's time to retire.
I don't think they are gonna play Nurse at forward I think they will keep him at defence
>>157517088so you don't know
>>157517089Whatever happened with the Stars and Robertson anyway? Did he re-sign or resign?
>>157517102he signed for 1 year kwab he gone next summer
>>157517097Well yeah. But still you know he can pass the puck up the ice to Celebrini and get an assist or atleast do whatever it is Nurse does..
>>157517078same way we do that Nylander won't (with copious amounts of cope)
>>157517092very true. what D pairing will he be on? also will he be on the shargs pp?
>>157517163Nurse and TROUBA on the same line. Veteran presence all the time and they'll both turn pucks over probably. lol
>>157517211based. imagine how many dumb penalties they'll take
>>157517126Robertson gonna find a better team is what he's gonna do.Hard to get ahead when your team captain is Jaime fucking Benn.
>jamie hasbenn
>slopdown
>>157517211trouba the tuba
>>157517282
kwaboty tiny r con put the tranny fed belt on nyla then hampage got cancelled then nyla got aids kwab
>>157517376no lies told KWAB
every night with this shit huh
STAND BY YOUR FRIENDSWRONG OR RIGHTCAN'T CALL THAT JUSTICEIF IT'S JUST A STUPID EXCUSE TO FIGHT
>>157517376>nyla got aidsmuch like chloe
>>157517403luna too rip
rip johnny it's been two years yjk trb is going to be celebrating today that evil psychotic bastard
>>157517459i heard he's pen pals with sean higgins... sick fuck
>>157517538he should be cellmates with him imagine him trying to hobble up to the top bunk
>>157517614
>>157517376like bringing a bike to a car fight
>>157518032https://streamable.com/wsjrcq
shawn is the goat
gayest of all time
oh no that's patty p he molested ring boys kwagb
>>157518182Yeah
if you're willing to use a guide for the water temple, why not also use a guide for changing a flat tire instead of spending $150 on a tow truck?
>>157518367kelly kapowski is my waifu
>>157518367whos the skirt? she looks like daisy taylor
>>157518367for me it's topanga but kelly is 10/10
cope i never used a guide and i changed that flat tire natty in the streetlight in the ymca parking lot behind my work in the dead of night at 9:30 PM
>>157518466literally 4 goats kek
just put on the vault to fall asleep to. stevie blax just beat shane with an elbow drop off of the light scaffolding. you can see hurricanes banners in the rafters so i can deduce that this ppv took place in raleigh north carolina
players should be allowed and in fact encouraged to use sticks as weapons during hockey fights
Cya
getting down to the nitty gritty in the detroit city
>>157518435zoomers OUT
Good morning /hoc/!
>>157519426it is a good morning isn't it
>>157519482It's a great morning with you here fren
ordered a zadorov jersey i kind of like MY bruins being shit it flicks away faggot bandwagoners
>>157519546I tried to do the same thing but over the phone, woman could not understand what I was saying, I had to have shouted twenty times "I want Zadorov". Anyway 4-6 weeks later I come home to find my front door gone
>>157519580JEN
just got off the phone with the pope, i had to hang up on him because he wouldn't stop talking about how much he wanted to turn bedard's bussy inside out
>>157519580happens to the best of us fren
>>157519580Now THATS good customer service
>>157519580I informed Gary about your little mix-up. He going to be sending you a jersey, a new front door, and $1.75 in NHL Shop credit
sharks rule
you don't hear much from no milly dilly these days
>>157519799>Gary willingly taking a loss I miss when LARPs used to be believable
There's never been a reasonable argument against this
yeah back in the old days it was actually us europeans who coined the idea of controlling the puck and working the puck rather than dump and chase. european W
>>157516899Update: I have awoken from my slumber :)
>>157521203Good morning fren. Want some coffee?
>>157521241No thanks I'm a tea chad
>>157521468>:(
gay fag boys OUT
Celebrini saying he left money on the table is such a goober statement
Time to take the doggy for a walk :)
>>157521805hey he only signed for 16.6% of the cap!that 1.4 he left on the table is a 4th liner grinder
>2 years since Johnny Gaudreau diedDamn that went fast.
>>157522281Just like Sean Higgins that night heyyo
>>157514598Nah, it was the $20M man causing both goals against
RIP Johnny
finna heem that doggy faggot and his gay dog at the same time
>>157522447brown hands typed this
>>157522461can it ya fucking cant skate homo nerd
>>157521946based! have fun :)
thinking about convincing people I'm an NHL player so they can send me a milly to get me back to training camp.
Two years of bud1Really makes you think
when it's all said and done Suzuki, caufield, Hutson and demidov will own 12% of molson through side deals and I'm perfectly fine with that
>>157522593Its been a lot longer than that newfag
https://www.thescore.com/nhl/news/3587475/5-landing-spots-for-jets-hellebuyck
we don't click links here
>>157522281It feels like just the other day
>Johnny 2 year anniversary >Dolly>Tim Curry>Optimus Prime >King Harold V of Norway >O-Dog>Butcher of Bosnia>Jaye P. Morgan rough week bros.....when will it stop
>>157522722>O-Dogalready fell for this five times mate I promise there won't be a sixth
>>157522722old timer at the bar fell down because he has neuropathy in his legs but i helped him up
>>157522638retard
>>157522753newfag trying to fit in exposed again! many such cases. Sad!
>>157520673Possession > a turnover behind their net > a turn over at their blueline > a turnover at the red line Dump it if you have to
>>157522785https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Bud1/order/asc/oof, yikes even
>>157522836some people have the autism that allows them to multiply four digit numbers in their head, others need to spam brainlessly to self-soothe (publicly no less which is disgusting). Mad world
>>157522902
>>157522828Just don't turn it over
>>157522902>>157522926Black.Excellence.
for me, it's all about those meat and potatoes kinda guys who embody work ethic on and off the ice
>>157523009
>>157517376>>>/pw/unfunny reddit garbage
>being so worked you reply to a 9 hour old post
>>157523023he's more of a chicken & watermelon kinda guy *bdum tsss* ayooooo
huomenta
>>157523090
>>157523033Good post
if you like wrestling and you're over the age of 25 you are more embarrassing than the "weebs"
>>157523145was this meant for me?
GET EXCITED GET EXCITEDEP40 IS BACK!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgA-6D5bEPU
>>157523225now show 2003 before the lockout
if I had 20 million dollars, I'd do two chicks at the same time
name a single thing that the players association has done to improve players salaries
>31 Days
>>157523115
>>157523450>When a Chicagoid says something so swarthy you gotta hit em with the Aryan Stare
>>157523450nice lipstick
Whiskey League pre season starts Sunday evening >Tips and T birds>Dubhawks amd TriCity
happy 2nd birthday to bud1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zipR7vIFa4
>log into hoc to celebrate bud1 anniversary>confronted by some fat ugly retard in the OP who looks like he stinkssad
>open /hoc/>see Samir seething about TBG>close /hoc/
>>157523746thoughts on your loss to bud 1595 days ago?
>>157520022that dude is a fairweather faggot crybabby desu kwab
>>157520022Don't worry he'll be back when preseason kicks off to hype up the fraudulent >stors
>>157523155nah that's you
tranny fed's wrestlemania tomorrow
"anniversary for bud1"get a fucking life
>>157523978Uh oh Samir is NOT gonna like this.
wyna got me today
keegan kolesar posted an ig story of alexisonfire
M-ACK-ar better put up twice the stats Bouchard does this season, or he’s overpaid.
>rags
>scoring defenseman
>>157523978>>157524005>>157524020yep... xhe bubblin
why xhe buble bout bud1 anniversary
>>157524285bouchard had better defensive metrics than werenski last season btw
at work kwab
>Leo Carlsson single handily caused the salary cap to collapse
>>157524315every oilers game i watched last season had bouchtard skating around like a drunk unaware of anything going on around him and sometimes blasting a slapper from the blueline
>>157524335>habs' face in the last year and a half in light of this
for me, it's all about the analytics
samir mentioned
>>157523500
>>157524476congratulations argentina
>>157524444>>157524444>>157524444checked
My Lions :)
>>157524603excellent post
>>157524601put your loins up on the computer at work just to have something on :)
drove to my sons campus and took him and his friends to a succulent chinese meal for his birthday
>>157524968you're a good dad :)
>>157525021shut the fuck up nerd
>>157524354Maybe watch a game after October
That succulent chinese meal is giving me constant and disgusting farts and i have a 90 minute drive kwab go flames
>>157525056test's look here is gay
>>157525279yeah kinda Bossman looks dimes as fuck though
>>157525332>tfw big bossman was only a year older than me when he died but looked 50+
>>157525346for me? it was his tag team with Akeem the African Dream managed by the Reverand Slick
does having an official autism diagnosis allow for relocation and housing to Finland?
>>157525434Nah only finnish heritage disease
heading over to the Gay Retard store, you guys need anything?
>>157525600I think we have enough of you already but thanks for asking
>>157525600uhhh pick me up a couple of flamiacs if you wouldn't mind
>laffs
>>157525913they're all out but I can grab some wrestlingposters or anime posters instead
>>157526030we don't watch aew here tranny kwab
>>157525983That would be last place >laffs, I believe.
>>157526076sup bro i missed smack last night was it good
sean higgins still incarcerated much to the dismay of trb
>>157526092bro i rarely watch smackdown since it doesn't fucken stream anywhere and i am too lazy to find a link
>>157526163Samir still queering off much to the delight of queers.
>>157526225do you still have bud1 written on an exposed stud?
The Samir queer melty is off and queering.
>>157526243trb sr saw this and knew he made the right choice in not leaving anything to trb
>>157526268KWAB
>>157526268>dad opened my damn packagevs>dad left me out of his damn willbud's 1s continue to pile up
>no functional legs>no wins>no invites to the /hoc/ barbecueKEK what a raped bitch (kwarb)
I'm not religious but if I were I would thank God every day for not making me as mentally ill as you retards
>>157526402
>>157526444He me made you gay instead kwab
>>157526444checked God Bless You
>>157526449an inheritance well spent
for me it's the reebok bud1 jersey, signed
very good swede free day so far
why be so angry and seething on an anniversary like today? the anniversary of the bud1 meme that is
queering off gets shoahed kwab
>>157526573kwab that niggas gimmick is the drizzling shits kwab
only 5 more days til bud1600 too
I wish I made $20m a year. That's a lot of money
>>157526608unfortunately you have to settle for a limited income
>>157526590Only 405 days until bud2000
>>157526649surely trb will have accomplished something with his life by then
>>157526671Maybe they'll have zir on assisted burrito delivering again
just bid $041722 on a signed limited edition bud1 jersey (size 39)
Kek
>>157526838KWAB
>>157526838He took as "discount" so that he got to sign again next summer after all the sticker shock of this summer
sickens me that trb is celebrating that johnny was mowed down 2 years ago to this date
>oilchanged>tiresrotated >filterreplaced>budwon
>>157526838jake walman has a lowkey hilarious career
>>157527077unfortunately he has nothing better to do
>>157527206the only thing his crippled form can do is ruin /hoc/
kek just remembered tiny fumbled
>>157527265you kwaboty tiny r con?
>>157527283huh? what u mean
>>157527236true
>>157527283ya kwab
got two boxes of thai food not sure if i wanna have the beef or the chicken 2nite
>>157527387>going to jail over thispeople are retards
HEEM all sw*d*s
>>157527408Do you actually think they went to jail?
>>157527454they did yes
My Loinsies won :)
>>157527387I wanted the cashier to pull out a gun
gonna grill some steaks
gonna remind /hoc/ that bud 1
gonna rock down to electric avenue
>>157527693this gimmick is second worst all time kwab just behind trbs
>>157527824it's up there along with pop punk posting
Is Montreal not in the best situation of any team in the NHL right now?The talent is obvious: Suzuki, Caufield, Slafkovsky, Hutson, Demidov, Dobson, plus a strong prospect pool. However, their cap structure is their real superpower.I reflected on this in light of the Makar deal yesterday. Look where the league is going: Carlsson at $18M, Celebrini at $18.8M, Kaprizov at $17M, Bedard at $15M and now Makar just reset the market even further at $20.4M per year.Hughes/other elite stars will push that ceiling even higher in the near term.Meanwhile, Montreal has their core locked up at what look to be increasingly insane bargains:Suzuki: $7.875MCaufield: $ 7.85MSlafkovsky: $7.6MHutson: $8.85MDemidov: $9.15MDobson: $9.5Mthat's $50M for 5 elite pieces and $59M including Dobson.Montreal locked up their elite core right before the new cap reality set in. MTL can now use that structural advantage of not having 16-20 million locked up in one player to build the deepest roster in the league around the elite talent they already have.Are the Canadiens not positioned to run the league for the next 5-10 years?
>>157527941couldn't be me i listen to real punk tranny kwab
pop punk gennyThen. Now. FOREVER.
>listening to punk over the age of 18 Holy yikes
I listen to rock en español
i hate when grown men have a speech impediment
ended up having the beef. delicious but fuck me is it spicy. tomorrow mornings marner will be absolutely savage
i hope that smelly swede suffers
>>157527970It's a catch 22. They have all there stars locked up for cheap. But now if they want to sign free agents, in bottom 6 role plays, they will have to sign them for the new market value. So eventually you are going to have lesser players earning the same or more as the stars, which will cause problems.
>>157528558u dumb bitch we don't call those that here now
>>157528558>>157528584>>157528776all trb btw
>>157527970i dont ever recall a time where star players renewing contracts are earning close to 2x the amount as star players who signed a contract just 1 or 2 seasons ago. any rental type of trade for a player on an older contract is probably going to cost more than just a late 1st rounder and/or some prospect. you are in a way getting a capdump with the trade. trading is going to be really fucked up now.
marner will always mean marner. and the piss knights are marner. stay mad copey
copey rules and is my dear bro
Briere ruined the leagueOr was it inevitable GMs would overpay in desperation for a true 1st line guy
>>157529067>manlet gmsit was inevitable
>>157529067Cap space is meant to be weaponized
>>157529078short kings run this shit
>>157529140kek
>>157529148KWAB
>>157529148wasnt talking to you manlet
drank a buzzball @ work finna have one more in about a half hour
>>157529232pretty based
Hiking is a shit hobby for retards
>>157527970>dobsonhe better start delivering
>mountaincels itt
>>157529317unlike trb
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>>157529140Flamiacbros why are they making fun of us again
wheres jen
real non /cric/ new>>157529425>>157529425
not posting in that faggot shit, cya tomorrow.