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Habs Edition
Last time >>157494081
News
>Hellebuyck wants a trade
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Flames rule
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I want a trade
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Flames and Islanders
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fuck is this nigga smiling for?
bitch nigga ruined a decade of mcdrai greatness and now he gets to laugh in the sunset fuck you nigga!!
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>>157503210
The council will trade you to /fit/ for 2 bodybuilding magazines
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prev >>157503203
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Just stopping in. I’ve been following the Lindsay Clancy trial for the past 22 days because let’s face it nothing interesting has happened this offseason. Anyways hope you’ve all been well and haven’t been missing my high quality posts and contributions too much
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lake bud1io
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>>157503239
kwarb
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>>157503243
Shows us your tits
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>>157503261
/hoc/ national anthem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
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>>157503261
what the doctors told trb at his mammography
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>>157501218
>he actually started believing the people telling him he would've had a cup if it wasn't for the jets
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might watch preseason NFL tonight bros
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>>157503275
I love hellebuyck but dude is washed. he'll probably be a backup
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will Connor(Kyle) ask out next?
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>>157503243
Love from Kazakhstan
I hope you have some special posts simmering for next season
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>jets making hellebuyck endure another winnipeg winter as punishment
KWAB
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>>157503309
>but dude is washed. he'll probably be a backup
did you start watching hockey in like march or something
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I think this is going to be our year bros
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>>157503310
Jets are probably getting relocated back to Atlanta soon
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>>157503227
My no trade list includes all chud generals
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>>157503333
CHECKED
No /cbt/ for you
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>>157503327
it's over for you. time to accept that
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>>157503362
It hasn't even started yet :)
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>>157503327
WAGMI
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is it over if you're 47? just a random number i picked at random that doesn't reflect anyone's age that might read this
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>[Deleted]
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ex-wife stopped by to grab some stuff she "forgot" and took the bluetooth speaker. bitch
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Lane Hutson now has a cannon of a shot
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The winnipeg experiment was a failure. Players do not want to play there move the team back to Atlanta
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>>157503438
Yeah they'll be relocated by 2030
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>>157503438
make winnipeg and calgary fight for the right to return to atlanta
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The Guess Who suck, the Jets were lousy anyway
The same route every day
And in the turning lane
Someone's stalled again
He's talking to himself
And hears the price of gas repeat his phrase
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>>157503437
where
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The laffs experiment is a failure. Time to send them back to Planet Retard.
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>>157503437
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>>157503384
Half of /hoc/ is over 40
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>>157503200
based edition
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>>157503514
Need a hometown team to root for?
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>>157503551
>laffs
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when is patty laine finally going to announce his retirement?
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>>157503225
he's smiling because celebrini said that MAYBE he can come for a sleepover... maybe
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>>157503606
>retirement
But he is only 28 years young!
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Bullshit, you fucking miss me
There, I said it, I guess I'll talk to you in a few months
Sitting drunk on the sidewalk, I guess I'll get up
I guess I'll go for a walk
Brushed my shoes against the pavement
I swear, this has gotta be the hundredth time
I've thought of you tonight
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW UNPRODUCTIVE IT IS
TO FALL IN AND OUT OF YOU
AS OFTEN AS I DO
AND LATELY I'VE BEEN FEELING GREY
BUT TODAY
I'M ALRIGHT
NO THANKS TO YOU
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>>157503672
>>157503700
>>157503481

those songs suck
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>>157503770
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>>157503641
what an odd thing to say
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gary is auctioning off t swift cds on his website now for some reason
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>>157503797
they are going to live together for the rest of their lives in holy matrimony
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>>157503810
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>>157503810
>>157503842
Good posts
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paging doctor retard, I repeat, paging doctor retard.
doctor retard, your patient is here, the one from planet retard.
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shamone
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It's not funny
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it's a little funny
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>>157503210
Why
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>>157504020
Plumbing and welding are much less turbulent job markets
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be a pink collar
apply to be a murse(male-nurse) today!
the field is flamiac approved
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they tried to make me go to rehab but i said no, no, no
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>>157503531
/hoc/ truly is a boomer genny
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>>157503668
zoomers age like milk
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me? at work still kwab but i watched some of >my steelies and now am watching >my raidies but it's halftime so i am going to watch the end of >OUR steelies :))
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>>157504275
JEN
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>>157504275
he's the ex canuck that keeps on giving
what we know (so far):
-was accosted by some jabronis with his family while out at the pumpkin patch
-had a physical altercation with a video coach after being benched, also smashed an ipad
-called ep40 variations of the word "gay" during practices
-was told to go to anger management which is why he left for a month
-traded a couple weeks after his return
he's a beauty
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>>157504349
terrible trade for the jets
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Good evening HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks
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>>157503641
imagine the antics
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actually speaking of sailor moon, there is a 96% lunar eclipse tonight starting in about 10 minutes, maximum coverage is about 12:12 am eastern
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hellebuyck for adin hill carter hart and a first who says no
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>>157504397
>who says no
folks talking to carter hart
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>>157504381
>only partial where i live
KWAB
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>>157504349
please don't make my rat go to winnipeg
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>>157504410
fake news
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>>157504412
Apparently they call 96% partial so you might want to double check
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>>157504368
KWAB
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>>157504368
I miss him so much. A true leader and management banished him for trying to make the team better.
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>>157504349
b- b- b- bradley and the jets
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>>157504381
not where I live :(
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the jets would be foolish to rush into trading hellebuyck, he'd get a kings ransom easily, moreso than most other players in the league
for example, 2 or even 3 firsts should be the starting point
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>>157504349
Oh I get it they call it a mock trade because they mock you for suggesting something retarded
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>>157503551
XD
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b-b-b-bud1 and the jets
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all of canada will be relocated btw
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>>157504586
thoughts on your victory over trb?
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>>157504586
I think the Jets are doomed. It's the worst geographically located team in the league.
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>>157503842
WOAH IS THAT LE THREAD CELEBRITIES DOING THINGS
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>>157504620
>bud waddles into the thread and immediately starts bubblin'
you're not so different from rapey kwarb
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>>157504397
anyone who is an actual general manager says no.
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>>157504633
trb is a dork and got raped by bud but bud is a literal irl lolcow
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>>157504613
I really don't see them existing much longer, especially now that Gary wants more teams
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>>157504441
He's gonna get traded before training camp starts, and the Sabres should just bite the bullet on him. Oh no we traded away Mtrka and maybe another prospect for a goalie that we haven't had in two decades. Do it. NHL general managers are pussies.
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>>157504649
>but bud is a literal irl lolcow
this is what makes that chilly easter evening so funny
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>>157504652
The owner seems ambivalent towards actually keeping the team there. If the fans stop coming he won't hesitate to sell the team which would obviously lead to relocation.
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>implying trb isn't an irl lolcow
guy was known as burrito boy during his time in the military cause the only thing they trusted him with was delivering food, and even then he fucked it up
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this raiders niners game sucks
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if you are watching a raiders game in 2026 you are a mexican. i don't make the rules.
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>preseason handegg
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>That's it, back to Atlanta!
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>>157504753
Steelers blew it
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>>157504349
yeah i'm totally sure that the panthers trade away Lundell for this. Totally.
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>>157504723
kwarb 2true
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>>157504747
I'm kind of like a mexican but they work hard and love their families
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#contracttheleague
#nomoreteams
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Thank God tomorrow is Friday
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what's up guys?
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>>157504820
what if we put 2 or possibly even 4 of these things in the sunbelt
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i love finland
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>>157504845
Tired and struggling mentally
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>>157504844
i hate fridays desu
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>>157504723
Windy always wins baby
Windy always wins
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heading in to the wildlands bros while I keep an eye on the moon
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>>157504844
you're supposed to thank god on the sabbath
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finna beat that bitch ass boss toknight in batman bro's
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>>157504967
You can do it bro
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fag below
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v
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Managed to stay sober tonight bros :)
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--gay reflecting shield--
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>>157504983
Gay
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>>157504983
drink up gay boy.
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Lmao Ontarios own lake will be called lake America
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>>157504983
Good for you bro, now try it out again tomorrow night
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>>157504845
bad news: neet phase almost over
good news: neet phase almost over
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>>157504820
Is this the AHL?
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>>157504983
Good job! :)
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>>157505015
doesn't Canada have hundreds on thousands of unnamed lakes??
I bet, if you just let him name a few of them, it might calm him the fuck down, who knows, may as well try
>nothing else has worked thus far
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>>157505068
nigga shut the fuck up the thread was doing fine until you're retarded fat fucking ass waddled in and ruined everything.
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>>157505077
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>>157505084
This guy got his ass beat by a french beer leaguer at the olympics
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>>157505027
I'm proud of you for curing your NEETdom
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>>157505099
I'll never forget that humiliation
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hellesuck lmao
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>everyone's laughing and having a good time
>the raped retard shows up
>Thread instantly goes to shit
Many such cases
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>>157505099
disgusting display of unwarranted violence
You guys were destroying them in the game, there was no need for any of that
>the fucking Olys, Maplestahn... classless
>>157505108
Why wouldn't you, it wasn't your team disgracing their Nation on live tv
>haha, what fun, kick him in the balls, Tom
and now, here's Tom... ...with, uh.. the weather
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Marty Biron brought up an interesting point on Overdrive today in regards to the Hellebuyck situation; in that Vancouver could be an interesting 3rd party for the trade by offering Demko as a goalie coming back to Winnipeg in whatever trade ends up being negotiated.
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>>157505146
Kill yourself
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>>157505148
banger of a post
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>>157505147
where's o-dog
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>>157504983
good job dude for me i'll be drinking a beer in about 20 minutes
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>>157505176
What's updawg?
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>>157505176
Alive and well and reaping in the O Dog days of summer before coming back on the show for a new season of Overdrive after Labor Day weekend.
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Lmao when JT Miller went on leave he went to rehab. Pettershit turned him into an alcholic
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>>157505176
passed away on monday rip
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jt miller seems like the type of guy that would have posted on prime /hoc/
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I formally petition Gary to make this an event at the all star game in February.
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quick quiz, /hoc/

what nationality is this player?
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>>157505335
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>>157505138
>coping
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yeah we're gonna have to bring out the freshburst for this one fellas
doomed to be served a canucks/flames classic this coming year (doing really fucking bad then dropping the maximum number of spots in the draft lottery).
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>>157505418
>doomed to be served a canucks/flames classic this coming year (doing really fucking bad then dropping the maximum number of spots in the draft lottery)
It really is suffering. Gary will never give a Western Canadian team the 1st overall pick.
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>>157505379
>>157505379
>>157505379
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>>157505443
The rest of us are having to pay tithes for the Oilers transgressions.
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Not a cloud in the sky this eclipse is awesome bros
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Just saw some leaf (based) btfo some mutt (cringe) in another thread
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just saw some leaf cope and seethe about american dominance in another thread, bros
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yea theres no way more than half of /hoc/ isnt just bots
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Is maple syrup really as good as they say it is?
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just saw some bud 1
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zamn watching the eclipse and wondering if there's any cute girls (with a feminine penus) who like hockey that are also watching it out there in the universe
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>>157505542
kings fan, btw
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>>157505542
/hoc/ might have a pwhl player
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>>157505509
i like it on waffles and bacon
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>>157505509
Only on snow.
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My friend gave me some lemon snow one time but it didn't taste very lemony
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>>157505509
i tried the other kind of syrup and it was fucking disgusting.
took months to choke down.
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al gore did 9/11
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bud did 1
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>>157505633
do you even know the environmental footprint those towers made?
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>>157505653
1337 Honda CR-Vs?
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>>157505653
Probably 20 Climate Pledge Arenas
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Or maybe 1594 bud1s
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whats it like eating waffles or pancakes without any syrup?
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>>157505813
it's like eating ketchup without fries
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>>157505813
Nutella is a fine substitute.
>>157505826
Mayo is a fine substitute.
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>>157505836
mayo is a fine substitute for fries while eating ketchup?
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I put cool whip on my pancakes I don't like maple syrup
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>>157505843
mayo is a fine substitute for french fries in that situation
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you guys have inspired me to go to get breakfast at a diner tomorrow before work. something i've literally never done alone on a random day.
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https://youtu.be/W575qtENzms
>Andersen won't be ready to start the season
FUCKING KEK.. You can't even make this shit up. The Oilers are so bad at picking goalies.
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bush knocked down the towers
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>>157505909
Gary did
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>>157505740
whoa... bud1600 soon
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canadian are indian until proven chinese
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>>157505887
I always wanted to know how diners make scrambled eggs so good
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>>157505895
ONE STARTING POSITION ON THE FLORIDA PANTHERS PLEASE
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>>157505895
The kitties chose Shartstrom and Schit
Why are both back to back finalists self destructing?
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>>157505963
shall post pix tomorrow i've never been there but it's a community favorite like 90 years operating
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>>157505969
Hope the food's good and you have a good time
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How do people get so mad about how their eggs are cooked, I always brutally fuck up the yolks, don't use timers etc
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sunny side up, served on a slice of buttered toast
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>>157505963
Lots of cream and well salted, and cooked on either bacon grease or lots of butter.
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How do you fuck up eggs? It's one of the easiest things to cook.
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>>157506017
It's not about fucking them up, it's about making them good
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>>157506024
If you can't make a good egg, you don't belong in /hoc/.
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>>157506026
If you don't post your perfectly scrambled eggs you just cooked in the next 20 minutes you are a fraud and a phony and you should self-deport from /hoc/
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>>157506030
>scrambled
Are you an 8 year old?
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>>157506035
oooooooooh we got a biiiiiig boy here huh? poached egg pussy, let's go.
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>>157506040
>poached
Wow, boiling an egg. Do you think poaching is difficult or something? Bet you don't even know how to make a hollandaise sauce.
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behold! the /hoc/ and cheese omelette
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>>157506082
no pepper?
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>>157506088
no just plain
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>>157506082
based and delicious
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>>157506082
based. would eat :)
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Cleared another province bros
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>>157506126
Don’t know what this means are you traveling or something
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>>157506126
good job dude i haven't logged into batman yet idk if i will tonight we'll see how the next hour goes watching youtube and drinking beers
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>>157506130
Travelling the wildlands bro
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>>157506132
Based what ya watchin
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>>157506142
watching the vault triple h and cactus jack on rn rumble 2000
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the rock is silly but that last slap he does when he looks back at his hand is kino
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>>157506224
so gay porn?
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>>157506291
actually tranny hampage was cancelled
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>>157506299
Copey will never recover
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>>157506330
based retard kwab
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>JOE'S GONNA KILL YOU
>JOE'S GONNA KILL YOU
>JOE'S GONNA KILL YOU
pop every time
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>>157506399
Joe veleno stepped on someone's ankle or something like that once
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slopdown? cancelled
the magazine? gay
vince? still
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beat that faggot titan with all of the gay retarded goons that keep spawning
>>157506399
based
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i have no idea who the fuck most of these geeks are
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>>157506458
>adam cole
rip
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>>157506481
be alot cooler if his name was "Adam Goal" and he could score a goal.. haha
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>>157506224
Oh hell yaaa
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>>157506458
Think the black guy is Bearcat Wright
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>>157506458
>zack ryder
remember the shake weight bit with his dad? shame what kwabbened to him since 2012
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F
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Does that stupid retard jet fan that argued with me about hellecuck demanding a trade have the fucking courage to SUCK MY COCK fucking bitch never doubt me again
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>>157506623
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>>157505335
He ded
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>>157504878
you should kill yourself
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getting wrecked by poison ivy kek
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>>157506623
based. i love demanding an apology here even though you'll never get it. i'm sure he's seething over it
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>>157504441
They'll get a first and a b prospect
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>>157506653
>steph coming out with jericho agains haitch at wm18
i memory holed this
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>>157503698
Qrd
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>>157503429
Cut her face off and eat it
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>>157503384
4'7 is pretty short desu
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>>157506623
I will keep posting this until that little rat crawls out from his scum filled hole and prostrates himself before me, kiss my slipper when you apologize
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>>157503384
>that might read this
gary doesn't read leaf posts
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WEW got her on the very first second phase attempt thank GOD
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>beat poison ivy
>not tryna to go joker's party tonight
>turn off xbox
>wm2000 edge christian dudleys hardy boyz match starts on the vault
cmtsu absolute dimes
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>>157506805
based, poison ivy is hot
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this monkey thinks we asked
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>>157506876
begone tranny nyla has aids kwab
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>>157506876
care to talk about hockey?
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>>157506890
huh? hockey?
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good morning everyone :D happy friday
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>>157506901
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>>157506918
happy friday bro
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Just realized that someone on Monday took my shoulder pads in the locker room :[
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so i started watching the first episode of this, and it seemed like a normal sportmance slop which i'm ok with and there were boobs on screen, so i'm down, but then in the middle of the episode they said that the main guy was actually drafted by bombston pooins, so now i hate him
wtf
why would they ruin a perfectly ok showslop like that??????
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>>157507257
So he can have a redemption arc and become the good guy again when he gets traded to the Panthers
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>>157507086
we meant to take your jockstrap too but our microscope couldnt find it
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>>157507415
I'll leave it in your bag next time so you can smell it on the drive home
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>>157507257
So did he skate her out to center ice or did her retarded ass slide over there in those heels
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>>157505573
based cabane a sucre chad
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>>157505872
what about vinegar? can I substitute ketchup with vinegar?
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>>157505969
holding you accountable, I woke up early to make sure I didn't miss anything
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norge king died
kwab go flames
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>>157507257
From what I've seen people say, the writer is just using hockey as a vague backdrop. Isn't the guy like a 1oa who's doing a four-year degree before going pro or something insane like that?
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>Hellecyuck signs a 7 year contract and demands a NMC
>says he wants to win a cup in Winnipeg
>wins the Presidents Trophy then shits his pants in the playoff, putting up the worst GSAx of all time
>two years later he demands a trade because the Jets had a down year
What fucking weak-willed pussy. I hope he gets traded, Winnipeg gets a huge return, his new team misses the playoffs every year and he retires a cupless bitch.
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Lmao Flames losing to the Canucks 11-0
https://youtu.be/GPDelS7FLLg?si=6YJuUOtdTE5doTJa
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>>157508044
I hope he rots in the press box like Dylan Larkin, these fucking mongs acting like NBA players demanding trades
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holding out until im traded to the flames
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>Matthews: "I don't blame him. I'm out of here too."
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>>157508044
Can anything be done to restore honor and dignity to hockey?
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>>157508569
ignore trade demands I don't care how much collusion is necessary we can't have a handful.of uppity yanks turning the league into the nba
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>Canada
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>>157508569
Banish americans
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> Miller: "I tried to tell you about these fags. Just get out. It's the only choice."
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>>157508569
Whenever a player wants to enforce a no movement clause they have to complete an american ninja warrior circuit on live TV
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>>157508569
expansion team in kyoto
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>>157508814
haha whooooaaaa epic!!!!!!
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>>157508569
Remove NMC/NTC.
>>157508615
Or just make every GM grow balls so they put these fucktards in the pressbox for the entire contract length.
>ok Dylan Larkin and Connor Hellebuyck, Have fun wasting the next 5 years of your career not playing hockey in the NHL
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I'm a Flamiac
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>>157508814
Nah they’re going to Sapporo first
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Gary is selling his house.
https://theadamogroupnj.com/home-search/listings/2678932971451250780-21-Baldwin-Road

If all /hoc/idents chipped in, can we afford it? I have $157,821.
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>>157509149
we don't relocate to a beer bozo
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>>157509162
I can match yours if you want to bunk together like Mack :3
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>>157509162
I have roughly that much as well. I can sweep the floors
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>>157509162
we're saving our money to buy an abandoned all boys private school
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>>157508756
>american ninja warrior
fuck that they gotta be like my GOAT Shingo Yamamoto and take on the real Mt Midoriyama
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I wonder if helkebuyck can even skate
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>>157509149
Gary gave upon Japan decades ago
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hellebuyck is probably upset that he didnt get that KFC deal that Kyle Connor got
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i realized today that i actually hate the canucks despite the fact that im a "Fan". i actually fuckin hate them. all of their lore and history besides a few things. i dont give a fuck about "liam ohgren" or "Zeev bOOYAM". wtf? faggot team with a faggot fanbase. fuck trevor linden. fuck the sedins.
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>>157509327
lmao thats how all Canucks fans are
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>>157509311
KFC fucking sucks
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>>157509379
Kyle Connor loves it
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Detroit should bring back the the goalie judge box and sit Larkin in there all season
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>>157509284
Has he given up on China yet?
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>>157509379
Just like my Islanders
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>>157509455
yeah he is now focusing his efforts with working with Saudi prince
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F L A M E S
L
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M
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S
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>>157509518
R U L E
U
L
E
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>>157509354
for me its next level i literally cannot fucken stand them. "HE SLAYED THE DRAGON" - cringe AF. re bieksas goal in 2011. fuck 2011.
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>32 Days left until /hoc/Mas and Puck Drop

Thank You, Gary
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>>157509518
Wolf for Hellebuyck 1 for 1 who says no?
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>>157509563
Flameschads say no, wolf is our boy.
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he didn't fly so good
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>sips
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>rags
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>>157503200
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>>157509799
That's a lot of shits
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>>157509861
he must have ate several breakfasts
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if you guys think four shits is a lot you'd hate my day to day
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I take 1 shit almost every day
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>>157509893
How much coffee and broccoli do you consume?
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I have a regular marner schedule
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>>157509945
me too I regularly marner ten times a day
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>>157509951
That sounds excessive
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>>157509951
Stop eating KFC
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just ordered KFC from the app bro's
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>>157509982
bad move, should have potato wedges instead
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it's far too early for fried chicken
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>>157510059
It’s never too early
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The korean fried chicken place in town is really nice, I'm just too cheap to want to spend $20 on like 8 wings too often
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>>157509962
It's not ideal
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>>157509962
It's what happens on the jeet diet
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Huomenta, trying out this new Dunkin Donuts coffee from the store
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>>157510172
Yum. Tell us how it is
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>>157510117
my korean chicken place was good when it was run by koreans, now it is run by jeets
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Neat
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>>157510330
Oh boy, more ways to cope about >my team's goalies being shit!
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>>157510330
Gary funded this initiative to hide the fact there aren't enough good goalies for his 40 team dream
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>>157510330
This will prove Wolf is ELITE
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>>157510330
It never ceases to amaze me how people want to completely ignore context when parsing stats and need everything to be mathematics.
>Simply understanding shot volume plays a major part in save%? NO! NO, IT MUST BE A NUMBER, IT HAS TO BE QUANTIFIABLE AND PLACED INTO A SPREADSHEET OR I WILL PISS MY PANTS AND CRY!!!!!!!
Nigga, just watch the fucking sport, christ almighty.
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>someone makes food post
>same retard posts Yum to all of them
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>>157506082
Yum!
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>>157510388
He's a Yum brands intern
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looking for some tasty yummy yummers treats today
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>>157510421
Yum! I love treats!
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i had some yum brand slop for lunch today
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>>157510330
played goalie all through minor hockey. only stat that matters is wins/loses.
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>>157510446
How autistic are you?
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>>157510476
>played goalie all through minor hockey
very
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>>157510476
>/hoc/ poster
Need I say more
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finally got a job so I'll be seeing you all at Thugz Mansion next summer for the 2027 /hoc/ meetup with tons of money bags
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>>157510529
Congrats! You can bring the pizza next year :)
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>>157510529
Mr. Shekelsteinberg is going to fire you for posting here
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>>157510549
Homo Thugs aren't allowed, im 'fraid
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>“He is a cunning person; two-faced; adores himself; does not care about the religion of his soldiers; is willing to sacrifice their blood in order to make a name for himself in the media; glows when he hears his name mentioned on satellite channels.”
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>>157510539
Yum I wish I could eat pizza :)
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Based yumposter
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I had a pizza last night :)
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Yumposting is a good gimmick, it's drawing well
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Yum brands interns OUT
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ate some yummy cock and im a caniac
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>>157510764
That's part of the caniac combo
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>tfw no cock to swallow tn
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>>157510330
this guy made up his own formula to pretend he's the best goalie, many such cases
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TGIF Thank God It's Friday
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>>157510785
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IS THAT A 23 YEAR OLD PLAYER ON A TOP LINE? WE CAN'T DO THAT AROUND HERE, QUICK THE OLD GERIATRIC BOOMER WHO CAN'T SKATE, CANT SCORE AND CAN'T PLAY DEFENSE NEEDS TO BE THERE INSTEAD.
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i had pizza hut and it was truly the most disgusting shit i've eaten in years
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>>157510829
Yum! I love Pizza Hut
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>>157510826
Thank you Gary
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i was sucking on my wife's penis earlier and thought she tasted like pizza hut's garlic parm crust haha
go flyers!
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Metro chuds OUT
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didn’t ask+don’t care
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just woke and i already hate you guys so much
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bud+1
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*thick esl indian accent*
>just woke and i already hate you guys so much
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I'm woke
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Hockey is for EVERYONE chud
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we may be an old, declining team with a very angry winger who's stated he wants to win, but we will NEVER consider putting our younger players in a chance to succeed!
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>>157510983
better playing surface than what I had to deal with last month when my rink's dehumidifier broke
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Have a Badd Ass Weekend, /hoc/
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"we need more teams!"

the teams we have in the NHL:
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>>157511097
that's a good forward group they're just NPCs
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>>157511097
my mammoths :D
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>>157511097
*shaking my head* the clubbies died for this
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Mitchie!! :D
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>>157511153
even his dog hates him
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>>157511153
why is his facial hair lighter than the hair on his head?
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>>157511153
Yum. I wish I was Mitchie
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>>157511097
I wish I could kiss Keller
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>>157511186
He's an old dog
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>>157507571
>heels
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>Thank Gary it's Friday
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>>157511165
just like trb
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>>157511493
yes thank god. what would /hoc/ talk about if stephen didn't have schizo and make up personalities?
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bud1
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>>157511506
bud1
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imagine living with Mack and Will and all the antics haha like walking around the house naked to get a reaction from your roommates lol
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>excessive joking about taboo or disturbing subjects is a defense mechanism used to cope with personal trauma, anxiety, or insecurity. It can be a way to deflect intimacy or maintain a sense of power and control.

You probably have erectile dysfunction, as well, and I want you to know that /hoc/ is here for you in your time of need, Buddley
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>>157511585
nothing wrong with admiring your bros hogs
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>rags
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>>157511585
bud proved he doesn't have ED when he turned you into trb on 04/17/2022
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>>157511585
everyone hates you ya fucking bitch
>>157511660
tremendous post
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/hoc/
>A place for memes
Love you, /hoc/
>it's my favorite website
>>
>
I was raped by the Governor of Stink Island in the chilly Easter evening of 2022
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>
>
Did I ever mention I was the only guy in the history of the Air Force to be medically retired on a burrito delivery
>>those wheels are slippery, lad
>
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>in some cases, such as with Autism Spectrum Disorder (though not inherently linked to this specific topic), an individual might struggle to understand social cues and the impact their words have on others, leading to repeated inappropriate behavior despite negative feedback.

>Certain neurological issues, including frontal lobe damage or dementia, can impair judgment and social conduct, leading to disinhibited behavior.
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>>157511750
excellent and non-sperg post
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what trb was left with after the events of 04/17/2022 >>157511773
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crazy how 2 niggas can completely derail a good thread
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>>157511824
>good thread
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I'm new to hockey (only started watching after heated rivalry)? What lore do I need to know so I can make the good posts?
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PLEASE invite me back to the flamescord, i'm sorry i won't post straight porn again
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>>157503668
update your picture
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One hour left in the wage cage then im headin' to booze city
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>>157511433
good post
Gary Bless America
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>>157511097
the really sad part is that this roster took the best team in the west to 6 games
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>>157511942
no it wasnt retard
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>>157511880
Everybody here is retarded
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>>157511880
Nobody here is retarded
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>>157504349
>yeah, give us the 28th-32nd pick, a 25 year old 2nd/3rd line center and a guy who belongs in a retirement home who also has a NMC and who we will have carry the whole cap hit when he retires.
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>>157511824
queers gon queer off, anon
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>>157504414
western provinces are very protective of their grains and wage war against rats
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> D. Sutter: "I tried to tell those calgary fags that Matthew and Johnny were going. My retard son tried to tell them too, but they're even more retarded than him."
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tomorrow is the 2 year anniversary of the sean higgins incident.
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>four[4] home games all season long
>doesn't play at home until February
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TSN Overdrive off and running with Jim Tatti and Dave Feschuk.
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>"I'm really excited [for the season to start]. It feels fresh. It feels new. With the group we have, with the coaching staff we have, we have an opportunity to win, and that's all I care about." - Connor McDavid
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>>157512088
worst gimmick in history im afraid
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>>157512204
https://youtu.be/-wMm1HTJ_c8
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>>157512170
Do they just not have an actual rink or wth
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>>157512252
they're building a new rink and are tearing down Matthews Arena
sort of selfish of them, really, but Hockey East is putting up with it
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>>157512277
>matthews srens
cursed
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>>157512170
>the "home" arena schedule
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the women's team still hasn't schedule all their home games and will likely have some TBA when the season starts
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>>157512327
Thats what happens when you build a new arena
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It's Friday, time to party!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gwAHvTjIxo
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debating on whether i want to hit the local brewery i'm a regular at and likely wind up doing coke with the bartenders after closing and thus pull an all nighter or stay in, stay sober, save money and play vidya
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>>157512430
do swedes party harder because the sun never sets?
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>>157512444
trips of vidya
your body is a temple
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>>157512424
hopefully, they find a better situation for home games next year, and maybe even find a rink to rent until the new "Boston Arena" gets finished
>>157512444
checked
flip a coin
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>>157512444
Stay in and play vidya with /hoc/
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>>157512464
lol they should play in laval lol
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>>157512464
isnt northwestern a rich person school how can they not afford a rink?
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>>157512475
it looks like they're going to have to make accommodations with these five locations until the new rink it finished
>>157512491
they're so rich, they tore down Matthews and are building a new rink on the same site; how is that not rich-people oversight, that's so like rich people, isn't it?
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>>157512491
northeastern my brother, and no I haven't heard of them either
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>>157512455
During the summer, yes. We hibernate in the winter.
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oh no there's a Swede here
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the only good swede is a dead swede
and that swede's name? tim bergling
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>>157512552
>>157512557
shut up bitch
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>>157512517
>rendering of Northeastern's new athletic facilities
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A Finn defending a Swede? Now I've seen everything!
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Every Finn is good
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>>157512568
> Demolition began in early 2026, but construction has been delayed until roughly 2029 due to the discovery of asbestos in the foundation.
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finns are so sexy
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i prefer tails over finns 2bh
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it's natural and common when brothers fight
>it would be weird if we didn't, frankly
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bud1 anniversary tomorrow
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>>157512648
>>157512656
great posts
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>>157512697
thoughts on your loss to a meme?
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>>157512645
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offseason was so ass that this general is still circlejerking the same 7 memes
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>>157512726
i would say the samething if i was a mountaincel
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update: i don't have jury duty on monday after all :)
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>>157512756
mentally unfit?
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>>157512726
I’ve cooked a couple new ones
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>>157512764
Yeah
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>>157512726
off season is a shock to the system
and, we should hold a fundraiser and lease grounds for a /hoc/ summer camp somewhere that has a lake, we could help each other get through off season together with some fishing and canoeing and other camp activities
>archering and whiskey distillation; horse-riding and whoremongering
family friendly entertainment
>>157512756
Congratulations, citizen
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>>157512809
/hoc/ doesn't need another drink
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drankin' beers
drankin' whiskey
hackin' darts
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>>157512833
https://youtu.be/1pcHFggzvzE
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>>157512851
i don't click links
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>>157512756
had jury duty last year and it was such a relief to hear that the case was about a guy robbing a gas station cause I just went up to the judge and said "too biased" cause I worked at one myself for years and treated everyone in there as guilty until proven innocent
>>
home is where the /hoc/ is.
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>>157512809
bunch of retard ideas from a retard
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>>157512868
you like to see homos naked?
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we're all jurors in the court of life
>>
>c'est la vie: the thread
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we the jury find the raped bitch retarded
>>
>omelette AU fromage
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>>157512913
This
>>
all the
bud things
true care
1 brings
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>>157512923
still thinking about that omelette from yesterday
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>>157512923
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY
>>
say it ain't so
bud will not go
turn the lights off
carry mitch home
>>
>>157512032
This post didn't age well
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>>157512231
> t. queer queering off
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what's your offseason training?
i watch pro cycling and watch discgolf
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>xhe rb getting anons banned again
what a fat homo...
bud1 for my fallen comrades
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>>157512986
bud1
>>
Makar signed
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>>157512986
>>157512996
bud1
it's written on the exposed stud
>>
NEW
>NEW
>>157512137
>>157512137
>>
got some freshly baked posts coming up in the next thread, stay tuned
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>>157513026
BURLY BREAD
>>
real new
>>157503203
>>157503203
>>
(even though it's real old)
>>
shant be using that thread lads



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