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Queen Sabby Edition
>>157476470
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First for the Vancouver Canucks!
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TUSKS UP
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FIRST FOR THESE QUEERS
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Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsplf-v3CnA
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For real though look at those tits, how was I supposed to know that was a man?
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>>157494246
>>>/lgbt/
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More like MLP Gayhem
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>>157494132
Why do you have this saved
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>>157494340
Congratulations!
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>>157494340
>straight women in the pwhl
that just ain't right
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heading in to the wildlands bros. Gonna get stoned and use the stoner LMG
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>>157494340
"taylor fox in the pwhl" is a strange name
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>>157494333
frogzard in the 'oc/
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>>157494416
Why
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>>157494479
for me it's glossy lips
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>>157494438
The patriarchy
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that bedard has some glossy lips
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>>157494218
Just how scary are the Sharks going to be this season and how jealous will McDavid be?
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>>157494246
I hope you didnt jerk it to him. If you did you are a gay now
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>>157494479
Where are her tits?
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>>157494700
i stole em
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>>157494700
some guy stole em
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I WANT YOU
ALL TATTOED
I WANT YOU BAD
COMPLICATED
X-RATED
I WANT YOU BAD
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>>157494750
Can you give them back please?
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>>157494593
>...
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>>157492923
best song i ever wrote imo is called Caught in the Rain. it's still not good but it's my favorite :)
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>>157494801
i'll consider it

after considering it, no
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>>157494845
nobody in the entire world has or will ever have any interest in a song you wrote
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If the world is a fair and just place I will be licking an e girls rectum within an hour
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got jersey mike sandwiches for me and dad bro's
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>>157494878
How'd you pull that off? I've been thinking of asking this girl I work with to hangout all week and am really nervous about it.
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>>157494246
kek. i looked it up. apparently i can watch it for free on the tranny fed app just an hour later so im finna watch it later bro
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>>157494868
cope my dad loves that shit :)
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>>157494893
He said if the world was fair and just
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>>157494868
Chicks dig my suno slop
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>>157494930
>>157494937
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cathy
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>>157494888
You’re a kind son :)
Checked
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>>157495087
:)
how are you today bro
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/hoc/ are the kindest people I know :)
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>>157495251
an hero
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>>157495272
Everyone on /hoc/ is my hero :)
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imagine being a preds or blue jackets fan kwab
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>>157495365
biggest outlier here has to be the flylels and pens even though the pens rule
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>>157495365
I prefer my local announcers over the national broadcasts
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>>157495365
KWAB
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>>157495385
Malkins last year
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>>157495365
>american citizens will be exposed to the habs six (6) times next regular season
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>>157494918
Ill watch it around 2 am. Im using this free xp booster that came with wildlands and thats when it runs out
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>>157495365
>flames
>snes
>nucks
>jets
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>>157495444
based i'm reinstalling path of exile 2 but my internet sucks so it's taking forever KWAB
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>>157495486
gary knows how ass these teams will be next season
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girl im talking to gave me a list of concerts she's been to recently and they're all things I would never go to
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>>157495503
Based! I love PoE(2)
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The world is not a fair and just place
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Insane that retards still believe the original six marketing scheme.
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>>157495572
just like my islanders
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>>157495551
i haven't played it since early access launch and i hear it's a lot better now so i'm excited :)
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>>157495605
It is! It's gotten gradually better every patch. It's a little bit too easy right now, but it's still really good
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the hot girl from the fatlip video is easily like 48 years old now
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dad bought some "hacked" android sticks off of temu or some shit god damn it old people are retards that constantly get scammed
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>>157495631
Guess an NHL player who is exactly 48 years old rn without looking it up. I was off by 3 with Saku Koivu
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>>157495644
the Sedins?
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>>157495644
guess a fag that replied to my post
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>>157495654
I just looked it up. They are 45 :(
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>>157495644
>>157495699
Sticking with current Canucks leadership, maybe Manny Malholtra?
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You used to call me on my N-Gage
Late night when you need my posts
Call me on my N-Gage
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that /hoc/line bling
That can only mean one thing
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I kissed a girl and I didn't like it
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>>157495773
t. trb
>those wheels are slippery, lad
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remember when phil bullied luke perry's kid and tiny said he was afraid for his life
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>>157495833
kwab still tony
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It's wrestlefags.
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actually tranny it's E-Gods
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more like r-tards
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>>157495796
even with all the computing power known to man we are unable to capture the true misfortune of that fateful day
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>>157495644
olli or jussi jokinen probably one of them
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https://x.com/ThisIsTNA/status/2092462043081441555

canada won
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>>157495894
:DDDDD
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>>157495900
that is silly. idk who petey williams is but his name sucks
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chick at the magic shop the other day was eating chips with some sort of finger chopstick device it was kino she could snack and not get her cards gross
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oh ya eh
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>>157495981
I remember having some of those back in high school 20 years ago. I could eat cheetos while playing halo 3 without making my controller orange.
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>>157496024
might fuck around and pick some up
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>>157496028
gary didn't slack off and payed attention in school so he just has slaves to feed him snacks while gaming
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what type of video games could gary manage to play with his crippling parkinsons trembles?
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>>157496051
that cookie tapper game
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still vince
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nyla has aids
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hampage was cancelled
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that was slopdown actually
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>>157496077
>>157496094
>>157496104
Retards
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who has the best pp
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>>157496119
me obviously
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kek playing batman and harley just said "hands off the merchandise" like shawn bro's
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>>157495631
lmao the kid of the pregnant girl in the Steal My Sunshine video is 27 years old now
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>>157496140
always weirded me out that the dude and chick were bro and sis
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Gary used Dolly Partons music in the NHL work from home commercial
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Cleared another province bros. The stoner was fun because it has a silencer but it has too much recoil. Gonna try this next assault rifle that i found next time.
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im not very good against the bosses kwab takes me a couple tries
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after looking in the guide
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>>157496420
fake news!
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I got a really good hockey related business idea for someone with maybe 5000 dollars that wants to pretend to be an injun
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business ideas rule
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>>157494081
i don't i've ever been more confused by the way the masses find someone attractive than this right here
it's not just a case of "yeah people call her a 10, she's more of an 8"
she's genuinely unattractive, i'd even go as far as calling her ugly. not to her face because that's rude and i don't know her, she might be a nice person
but the point stands
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poo peeland
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getting bodied on this quest bro's. i generally hate stealth games but i'm having fun
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stealth games are hella gay
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>>157496543
just like my knights
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>>157496545
oh no not at all they aren't even doing a pride knight this year kwab
>>157496543
yea but batman is cool
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>>157496550
oh ya i played those last year they were fun
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>>157496526
This is why we don’t post whores in the op by the way.
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>>157496526
>>157496570
cope sabrina is cute and small
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>>157496575
not to be rude but he isn't worthy right? especially for a team as historic as the habs?
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>>157496575
no cups and only one vezina. he shouldnt have his jersey retired
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>>157496582
correct. the ring of honor is good enough for him.
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>>157496594
When will they retire #6 for toe Blake
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>>157496484
do you got 5000$ dollars for me? as soon i start making profits i give you half? good deal k?
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bout to rage quit for the night and watch wrestling bros
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>>157496657
You should watch the season of Survivor featuring John Morrison
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When’s the Canadian national broadcast schedule coming out
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>>157496672
kek
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He didnt even call himself Johnny Survivor
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>>157496693
he would have if he had won
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Real post by the way
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these scarecrow nightmare platforming parts are gigabased
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>>157496760
The giant scarecrow is based
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>>157495365
There won't be a single fucking game on Sportsnet Pittsburgh for all of MARCH.
The compensation the regional broadcasters must get for giving up these games has to be huge, because Fenway Sports Group is giving up nearly half a season's worth of them across both of the teams it holds the broadcast rights for.
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>>157496946
Gary's slowly nationalizing all the broadcasts to avoid a repeat of the Bally situation
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>>157495486
islanders also have 1/0 games if you would consult the graph
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>>157496946
Sounds like they are getting ready to sell the team and relocate it to atlanta as soon as crosby retires
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>>157496970
SNP is a $200 a year subscription, and a third of the damn games aren't going to be on it. And only five are going to be on over the air TV. Pittsburghers won't be able to watch the Penguins without paying for a cable subscription, or subscribing to three different streaming services for $800 God-Blessed American dollars a year. (Just shy of 560 Toonies, for the convenience of our Canadian friends.)
The best we can hope for is that the TNT games end up on CBS after the WBD-Paramount merger goes through.
This is fucking ridiculous. I'm willing to pay for a subscription, but come on, you're making me pay more than FOUR TIMES as much as I would be if they just put all the games on SNP.

What the fuck is the point of the Regional Broadcasters at all, if you're going to pull this bullshit?
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>>157497106
>What the fuck is the point of the Regional Broadcasters at all, if you're going to pull this bullshit
oink your clit for gary paramount paypiggy
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>>157497118
I'm just going to watch illegal streams of the games I can't get, or go to a bar or something. Either way, I'm not paying for it, when I'd have been happy to otherwise.
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>>157496946
they don't own the team anymore ya fucking retard
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Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs
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gary doesnt relocate teams
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just had one of the best omelettes in my life and thats a shoot
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i don't recall asking
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cope tranny family restaurants rule
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>>157498159
how I like my eggs? made like an omelette but broken up into pieces as to not look like an undesirable loaf (I didn't sign my post btw)
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>going to tranny family restaurants
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>>157498205
you need the omelette folded to incorporate the meat cheese and tomates
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>>157498205
that's just scrambled eggs
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gary suspends franchises then starts new ones
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>>157498222
no scrambled is much wetter and creamier (undesirable)
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>>157498223
>relocate the yotes about 20 years after everyone else realized and accepted arizona hockey was untenable
>immediately try to get a new expansion team there like three years later
i'm gonna be so real with you guys, I don't understand gare bear's gameplan
not even mentioning trying for round 3 in atlanda
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>scorefull draw in Siberia
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>>157498316
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>>157498159
What made it so great?
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>>157498331
fluffiness of the eggs
perfectly executed bacon
cheese was melted just right with proper distribution
bangin home fries
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>>157498353
Yum. I haven’t been to a diner in ages
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>Dolly
>O-Dog
>Tim Curry
>now the "Butcher of Bosnia" Ratko Mladic

Rough week bros...
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>>157494603
sharkies are winning the cup
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what's updog?
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can it ya dumb smelly swede
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i just sneezed really loud and it startled my dog :(
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What's a henway?
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>>157498444
your dog has to start somewhere, lad
>>157498444
>>157498444
>bud when does it end?
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>
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>rags
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>>157498444
my doggy gets startled when I cheer during hockey
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IT'S OFFICIAL!!!

Connor Bedard is /ourcaptain/

CTV just leaked the news!
https://youtu.be/TTH-GQCur-Y?t=84
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>>157498486
My dog used to get startled so I started giving her a treat every time we score and now she gets excited :)
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>>157498415
already fell for it three times, there won't be a fourth so don't waste your time
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for me, it is hockey, my one true passion
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>>157498494
The Butcher of Bosnia is actually kill though
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well, when you gotta go, you gotta go...
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*feeds /hoc/*
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>>157498566
Is that The Entertainment Guy!?
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>>157498566
they're is a Flying Fish in Sandpoint, ID =)
kinda wish they'd put one in Boise
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boise more like sexually attracted to boys
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>>157498491
He’s too young and immature
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my company has an office in boise which makes me wonder if anyone who works there knows trb
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>>157498473
*blocks you're path*
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>>157498551
go flames go
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>>157498492
Cute :3
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F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S
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>>157498679
BUST
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>mildfag on 'nadian vpn
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>>157498425
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SOMEBODY TAKE ME BACK TO THE DAYS

BEFORE THIS WAS A JOB

BEFORE I GOT PAID

BEFORE IT EVER MATTERED

WHAT I HAD IN MY BANK
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one order of heated bi-valry please
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>TV show about hockey and gay sex is a bigger draw than the Canes winning the cup
Caniacbros...........
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>nothing is ever good enough and /hoc/ will NEVER be happy, never ever
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>>157498566
Thank you :D
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>rags
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>>157482837
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>>157498753
Americans don't care about hockey unless it's a nationalist thing against Canadians
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csny warned us about johnny
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>>157498706
>>157498753
It won’t be long until Gary starts publishing body calendars of the players
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>create a national sport for your country
>accuse other nations of nationalizing your sport
interesting strategy, I'm betting it'll work like a charm
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/hoc/ is pretty good when rapey isnt posting
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what exactly is a girlie magazine, /hoc/?
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>>157498938
>>157498986
its not a gay or a girlie body calendar
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>>157498735
WOULD
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Eat cock randy
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>>157499026
good post
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>>157499026
randy won
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>>157499050
the cock eating contest
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>>157499003
Gary wants us to admire the players bodys and learn how they workout
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>>157498959
designating something isnt the same as creating it
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>>157499077
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>scoreless draws
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>>157499094
americans are too pussy to declare for a sport
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>>157498959
the national sport of canada is lacrosse ya fucking pinhead
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>>157499194
Based! Lax bros are the biggest chads. The 2028 Olympics are going to be fun
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>>157499194
wrong, Canada's national sport is Moose racing
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>>157499205
haha epic!!!!
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>rags
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Ive been in Hayward, WI all week on vacation. Today looks like the best day for swimming :)
No one cares about hockey here
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for me, it's the Trans-Canada Highway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rr3keSD_TA
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>>157499231
How can you tell that people don't care about hockey? Hockey is in the heart
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>>157499231
The adults who care about hockey are all sleeping during the daytime because their sleep schedule is fucked from 11 p.m. beer league games and 6 a.m. open hockey mornings
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>>157499246
you sound like a homo
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dear gary
please drop the pucks soon
love, anon
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TheoBros....
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>>157499292
hockey is for everyone, including faggots and retards, seetie
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About to go off-line for a bit, but the much-anticipated extension for Cale Makar and Colorado is closing in

Going to be a biggie…but a critical piece of business for the Avalanche
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>>157499325
He cucked and said he supports the French language
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>>157499330
its not for you ya crippled raped bitch
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>New, for
@TheAthletic
: After helping get NHL players back to the Olympics in Milan, NHLPA executive director Marty Walsh says he doesn't see any hurdles to keeping them there: 'They need us in the Olympics'
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>>157499324
>Dear Anon,

>Warmest regards, and apologies for my late reply.
>also, Pucker Up, /hoc/, cause we're gonna have soooo many Gary Times these year!!
>24.8% felt like a dry peck on the check, we're going Full Anal this season, anon, so buy plenty of scented lube...
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>>157499342
he's metis, isn't he?
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>>157499333
checked
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The Flames are heating up
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>>157499384
I was talking about Drumpf
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I just a really great idea for the next thread
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>>157499438
We can't wait!
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>>157499445
well, you'll have to, otherwise it'll be an early thread and no one will post in it except for laughs
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>>157499462
It's just an expression. I mean that we're looking forward to your post. We will be waiting patiently for it
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post is gonna blow cock
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heem ALL swedes
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befriend ALL Finns
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GAS all finns
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just had sex
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fins are friends
swedes however...
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>>157499566
How was his cock?
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>>157499586
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>>157499586
solo_male
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Optimus Prime died today too
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>>157499566
Congrats! Finland needs more kids
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>Hello, I'm Gary Bettman, and welcome to CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH!!!
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Finland should take over the world
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I can't believe dolly parton, optimus prime and the butcher of bosnia ratko mladic are all gone...
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>>157499760
Don't forget Tim Curry and Samuel Monroe Jr
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>>157499760
>>157499781
Whom
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>>157499532
Superb post <3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViNNBQOWhbs
it's up!
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>>157499812
Sam was in "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood"
>and Menace II Society, also, as I recall
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>>157499836
that's not shannon
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>>157499846
no but they talk about hockey right away so it's /hoc/ related
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>>157499855
banger of a post
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>>157499855
phenomenal post
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Gary
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just seen three fire trucks and an amberlamps
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>
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would unironically love to have sabrina carpenter farting directly into my nostrils and if she has any, a little choccy deposit into my eager mouth.
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>>157499911
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>>157499922
Lewd
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>>157499922
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drop the puck, Gary
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remember /hoc/
with finns...
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>>157499959
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>>157499991
>doublebag your bin
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>>157499997
Well? What's the list?
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>>157500000
>>157500000
>>157500000
>>157500000
>>157499999
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>>157499855
>>157499864
>>157499876

> t. samequeer
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>>157500012
/mlb/ get in /hoc/
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>>157499991
YOU WIN
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just had a really spiritual gooning session with 432hz meditative tones playing
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>>157500079
go uhhh jets!!
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> Brady Tkachuk Speaks Out On Getting Booed In Canada: "It’s Great! They're all still fags though."
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>rapes your offense
heh, nothin personnel scrubs
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>>157500100
I dont believe Brady knows any of these words
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>>157500079
For me, it’s guided box breathing
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>>157500083
throughout my spiritual journeys, I've learned to become a fan of hockey in general and not pledge loyalty to things
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>>157500109
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>>157500079
how do we know they aren't labeling these 432hz videos with 450hz noise?
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>>157500134
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Gary here. We went to 84 reg season games, and just when the autists were getting comfortable with all the perfect balance, we added one team to send them all into seizures. I love my job.
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>>157500187
Thanks Gary
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>>157500133
Based. You’ve entered nirvana
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Gary Thanking Hours have commenced
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guys I posted the AI slop photo of Gary as a fat guy again lol
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>>157500187
you better put it in arizona but not call it the coyotes for some reason
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>>157500337
Arizona Yeti
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>>157500337
all the "new" expansions will be old teams
>Houston Aeros
>Atlanta Thrashers
>Phoenix Coyotes
>Hamilton Tigers? Hartford Whalers? Portland Buckaroos?
Gary loves that expansion money, bb
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>>157500134
>>157500166
ELITE
L
I
T
E
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Flames
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>>157500407
based
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real deal james flames neal
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expansion team discussion is the lowest form of conversation
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>>157500395
> Boushart
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>>157500446
Shall we discuss Your Abhorrent Mother and her many affairs?
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frondeezy's finna bring the calder back to chiraq

do it for kane
do it for bedsy
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>>157500472
let's discuss the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud on 04/17/2022 and mitch on 06/15/2025
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>>157500494
extremely good post
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Let's discuss you queering off in here 24/7.
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>At team dinners, someone will order a burger and fries while McDavid gets a gluten-free meal. A few minutes later, he’s looking over and asking, “Can I have a fry?”

>Same thing on team flights. McDavid would have his healthy food while his teammates had Coca-Cola, Sour Patch Kids and other junk food. Before long, he’d be reaching over and helping himself to theirs.
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>>157500446
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>>157500560
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>>157500511
Wife material
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>>157500581
bud's bitch material
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>>157500581
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>>157500511
This is why he can't win a cup
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>>157500638
It's a mystery
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>search for a stat about mcdavid
>first Google "People also asked" result is "Is Connor McDavid pro LGBTQ?"
No, Jewgle, I don't think people are asking that
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>>157500612
He’s gf material
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>>157500654
>mystery
much like what made you think playoff goals count towards a regular season record
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>>157500686
side bitch material at best
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>>157500638
MacKinnon demonstrated the importance of eating healthy
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>>157500688
>>mystery
>much like whatever made you think queering off in here all day every day was a thing
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>>157500689
Crosby only texts him when the others are busy
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>>157500736
it just doesn't make any sense. the record was all the media talked about for months and they were very clear about the numbers, yet you somehow overlooked all of that and believed playoff goals counted towards the record everyone was counting down to. truly mind boggling
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>>157500764
No, I don't want to queer off with you. Stop asking, fag.
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>>157500778
you spend 16 hours a day greentexting game scores yet you never took a second to understand what those numbers actually represent. it's like you don't even know what a goal is. the whole situation is nothing short of bizarre
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teams everyone forgets they exist: columbus, st louis, nashville
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posters everyone wants to heem: sweden, India, New Zealand
>>
virtual insanity playing on the spotify radio
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>>157500867
I know I know
>Jamiroquai
but frankly that isn't even the best single from that album
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>>157500839
I remember St. Louis
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>>157500839
the blues won a cup just a few years ago bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNEb2k_EmMg
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>>157500813
No, I don't want to queer off with you. Stop asking, faglord.
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>>157500960
Thoughts on your degrading and catastrophic loss to bud?
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>>157500960
have you ever considered actually watching games instead of just meme arrowing what you see on flashscore? if you had done that you might have realized the difference between the regular season and playoffs instead of calling it an arbitrary line
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>>157500839
Predators exist
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>>157500839
We love the Jackies here
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>>157501007
bud is proof of that
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>>157500993
No, normal people don't want to queer off with you. Stop asking, queer.
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>>157500994
>queer getting obsessed now
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Lake Ontario is a nice lake
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>>157501065
It’s lake America now chud
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>>157501097
Nah, also Denali and Gulf of Mexico :^)
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>>157501097
Only chuds call it that
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>>157501123
I'm a chud
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>>157501007
They exist in most communities
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>>157501136
That's established
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lol
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>>157501218
HAPPENING
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>>157501218
Is he going to Buffalo?
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>>157501264
Idk what teams are in contention
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>>157501218
now that this is public and not just reported by every 'insider' it will force the gm's hand!
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>>157501264
Flo Rida
>>
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>>157501288
dreamworks face
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>>157501218
At least he has more of a legitimate reason as to why he wants out unlike Brady.
The writing is obviously on the wall for the Jets and they need to make moves before they set the rebuild back years.
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>>157501218
He didn't want to be in Canada after the olympics
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>>157501218
m-my debbies bound?
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>>157501218
Someone leak the team USA group chat already
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>>157501306
Our Debbie’s!
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>>157501294
Can you blame him
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>>157501329
I was gonna post this, but now, I don't have to
Thanks, stranger
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>>157501218
welcome to san jose shorks, connor!
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gggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i just hate canadians so much ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>157501345
You’re welcome
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>>157501354
Keep that quiet, Connor.
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>>157501318
Imagine the porn and inappropriate jokes
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Who knew that this one moment would cause so many teams to implode.
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>>157501372
can it nerd
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>American gold medalist and potential ex-Maple Leaf, Auston Matthews
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Hearing the Jets have requested to be traded from Winnipeg.
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>>157501380
> Matthews: "I knew at that moment I'd be leaving. I had to get out of this hockey hellscape."
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>move Jets to Houston
>expansion in Atlanta
>later
>move Atlanta to Winnipeg, and begin the cycle anew
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>>157501399
They’re traveling to Houston this week
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>>157501354
My president says this lol
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>>157501218
>american talent
not even once
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i wonder how big that makar extension is gonna be
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>>157501380
If only it had gone in
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You almost forget that random butt fuck countries have their own hockey leagues
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>>157501715
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>>157501218
KWAB
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>>157501753
I swear to god one of the local high schools has that mascot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cGwxeec-CY
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>Rat Co
strange name for a butcher
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>>157501702
> cheating, diving cunt
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>>157501870
who are you quoting
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Thanks John
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*Slurrrrrp*
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>>157501843
Marchand’s side gig
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when does training camps start
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>>157501938
Soon
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Optimus Prime is kill
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>>157501965
jesus this week won't let up after o-dog left us
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>>157501380
This is easily KWABOTY and it isn't close. Messi crying is 2nd.

Ruined Canada, ruined Detroit, ruined Winnipeg, ruined Vancouver, ruined Ottawa, ruined Columbus, ruined Colorado.
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>>157501969
I’m so depressed because of work and deaths that I’m thinking of skipping the gym :(
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Grrrrr Canadians make me angry arrrrrrgh why can't they be gay and retarded like me Grrrrrr
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Canadians will be BOOING that American anthem, and deservedly so.
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>celebrini announced he's moving smith into his bedroom
i wonder how this will affect contract negotiations
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>>157502103
Having bunk beds must be fun
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>>157501218
KWAB
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How many teams still want hellebuyck? He’s washed
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>>157502129
Detroit will take him, they're washed and need new blood
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>>157501218
Welcome...to the New York Hockey Rangers
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>>157502129
This is Gary's NHL where Joey Daccord is a #1 goalie
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Hellebuyck more like HellaUnc lol
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hellecuck lolz
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>hellybuck asks out
>it's called lake america now
Rough day
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>>157502188
He’s the shining star for the kraken and has a cool Twitter
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>>157502239
Goodbye HOMES
hello SHAME
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trump should rename shane wright to shame wrong
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shieeeeet me n my sharks niqqas gonna get yo azzez dis season, dat nigga Celebrini kinda zesty doe
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>>157502344
much like bud renamed tbg to trb
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>>157502368
Fr Fr
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>>157502129
dont think you really understand how watered down gary has made the league
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>>157502369
kwarb 2true
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>>157502188
Joey Daccord is legitimately decent thoughever.
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I forgot lake ontario existed because it isn't one of the ones that make up that palm tree shape
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>>157502440
I still would have taken him to the Olympics over otter
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>>157502440
with the way gary is aggressively pursuing 34 teams we are going to see jake allen or darcy kuemper starting 50+ games a season as 45 year olds
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Huron
Ontario
Michigan
Erie
Superior

Sierra
Hotel
Indigo
Echo
Lima
Delta
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>>157502239
they're reaching corean levels of self-delusion
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>lake [redacted]
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>>157502428
Good games will only return once the league contracts to 24 teams
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Foxtrot
Lima
Alpha
Mike
Echo
Sierra
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>>157502486
alright, if you're so fucking sure of this. Gary just gave you the order to axe 8 teams. Who's going?
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>>157502503
>Flames
>Oilers
>Habs
>Sens
>Laffs
>Nucks
>Jets
>Kraken
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KYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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>talent
>poo jackets
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>>157502503
Teds
Sabres
My Islanders
Lightning
Predators
Mammoth
Ducks
Knights
>>
just had a bong hit transplant
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all teams should be north of the Mason -Dixon and east of the Mississippi plus the flames
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Lima Balls lol
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isn't lake ontario the one that looks like this? *air draws lake erie*
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>>157502503
>Ducks
>Preds
>blue jackets
>JLMI
>boltz
>debbies
>krakheads
>dabres
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Update: There is no update.
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>>157502518
Cute :3
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>>157502135
Heck yes, I'll give them that Larkin shitter.
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>>157502518
>you will never be Mack's roommate and hang out with him in your PJs
why live
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>>157502715
Larkin is currently learning press box
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>>157502765
God that sounds cozy
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it's winter soon
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haha it would be kinda wild and crazy if one of them walked in on the other all naked after they just showered and try to slap their balls haha, not gay or anything just a funny prank a lot of us typical guys pull on each other
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>>157502785
finally
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>>157502774
No, Ilitch is dying to keep him wearing the C.
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>>157502793
ya C U in the press box dylan
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>>157502785
I’m so glad summer is nearly over
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>>157502782
>rags
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god night
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>"Secretary of Defense"
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>>157502782
Elevate Vegass and drop Flims.
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>>157502812
Hyvaa Yota fren
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So we finally know the truth
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>>157502785
Apartment got under 73, had to turn the heater on this evening. Winter is here
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>>157502877
can you really blame the man
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>>157502938
I can not
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you walk on the rink and see this
what do you do?
>>
PUMPKIN PATCH
IN MY SOUL
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>>157502877
Hmmm. Canucks lost that game 5-3. Miller was 0-0-0, and only had 11:43 of ice time. The predators scored 3 goals in 2nd period, i wonder if that had something to do with him being benched.
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>>157502966
i kneel
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anime? more like really gay
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>>157502966
i give a wink to my goalie
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>>157502984
Been watching Sailor Moon lately it's kind of funny
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>>157502989
does your father know
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>>157503005
No im an adult dude
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>>157503016
he'd be even more disappointed
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>>157503023
I doubt since all he watches besides sports is youtube travel vlogs starring 20 year old girls
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>>157503032
Same
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I'm gonna post as trb next thread get your (You)s ready
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>>157503032
but human girls though aren't they
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>HUGE SAVE ANDERSEN!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!! They have done it. They have bested the Tampa Bay Lightning to end the drought. Connor McDavid and the Edmonton Oilers are your 2027 Stanley Cup Champions.
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>>157502989
who's your favorite girl
>>
Nancy killed Daniel
Chris killed Nancy and then he killed himself out of grief
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>>157494081
Gross
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general reminder aquaman killed john garrett
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>>157503054
That didn't happen
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>>157503058
I just got to the episode where Venus shows up so i have to wait and see how she is. I think Moon is my favorite, she's the funniest and also looks really good when she let's down her meattball hair when she is in disguise. Mars has funny banter with Moon and is the best looking. I like Jupiter because she is the tallest. Mercury has a boys haircut.
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>>157503069
but enough about trb's victory
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>>157503069
cope it happened on my chel franchise mode
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>>157503075
flames fan btw
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>>157503083
Oilers actually
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>>157503075
When I was watching the show my favorite was Jupiter but looking back on it all I probably like Venus the most
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>>157503096
I also like Sailor Moons mom and also the girls teacher. Molly is alright too.
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>>157503058
For me, it's Sailor Mars
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>>157503054
>Implying the blots will pass through the kitties or the habs.
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I've only seen DBZ and AoT
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>>157503130
>implying hasbs will make the playoffs
>>
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>>157503140
habs are growing stronger
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>>157503140
the whole panthers team team is so injury prone they will either finish bottom 5 again or else make a cup run, no in between really.
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>"And then /hoc/ goes and posts some Gay Anime like they're a femboy, like come on man gimme a break.."
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>>157503144
Jupiter seems like a /hoc/ approved waifu
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I'm baking the next bread
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>>157503200
>>157503200
>>157503200
NEW
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new
>>157503203
>>157503203
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>>157501097
>michigan touches every great lake except lake ontario
>ontario touches every great lake except lake michigan

Too kino to break up.



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