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Sens Edition
>>157466997
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anime
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What exactly is a Sen?
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>>157485709
jen
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>>157485716
Who exactly is Jen?
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>>157476470
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Last time >>157476464
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>>157485745
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gary killed dolly
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bud killed tbg
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>>157484012
looks fun bro would play with u
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I'm bringing my pokemon cards to the /hoc/ labor day barbecue
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>>157485838
I don't play Pokemon but I'm excited to see them!
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when I think of someone who plays mtg I think of a kid named gilbert in the 3rd grade who talked about yugioh strategy all day but still somehow lost during recess
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reminder that /hoc/ is a(n) e-god, mtg, vidya, food, alcohol, and music genny and if you're not down with that we've got two words for ya
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>>157485861
>we've got two words for ya
welcome home
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>>157485861
/hoc/ got me into post rock and rancid
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>>157485709
Ator
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Posting my deck again.
Edit: it's not upside down this time
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>>157485896
Get a playmat
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>>157485896
yea it rules. gotta get ya an urborg, tomb of yawgmoth and a cabal coffers. maybe a rise of the dark realms and torment of hailfire also liliana is my wife
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Huomenta but the opposite
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heading to the wildlands now bros.
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>>157485861
All shit and for retards
Wrestlefags begone
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>>157485955
good luck fren
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>>157485967
Thanks bro, my goal is to get the Stoner LMG
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>>157485966
*kicks you in the gut*
*stunners you*
*crotch chops you*
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>>157485828
'twas chilly that day it 'twere
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>>157485735
captain chatbot...
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dolly rules literally not a single 1 (one) bad word about her from anyone ever in 60 years or on her dying day
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Wayne Gretzky
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>>157486325
why are you in india
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>>157486376
uncle hasn't gotten him a job at tim hortons yet
sad
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somebody should go check on bedard
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Do you agree with the following statement:

>Hockey is for EVERYONE.
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>>157486528
Hockey is for everyone if by hockey you mean her and by everyone you mean my dick
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>>157486528
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>name is hedman
>is a man
>has a head
>head feel bad
>miss the playoffs because of it
wow
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>>157486528
dirty slut. she built for it desu
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>>157486559
What drug do you think it was?
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and you can't. teach. that.
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>>157486642
Bada boom realist guy in the room how are you doing?
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took dad out for lunch didn't do much else today bro's. haven't played any vidya either i am unmotivated.
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>>157486772
I cleared another province bro, got the stoner LMG amd the emp amd thermal vision for the drone.
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>>157486780
fuck yeah dude!
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Oiler sirs, I've been doing puja with Ganesha just for you
Go Oilers!
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>>157486790
why are you in india
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>>157486782
Hope lunch was tasty
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What team should I support if I deny the holocaust?
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>>157486812
it was okay! it was at around 3pm and they had happy hour so it was 2 for 1 beers which who the hell am i to turn that down
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>>157486832
You might want to stay away from Gary’s league
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>>157486832
flames
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>>157486832
The Capitals deny the Holodomor happened if that counts
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I know the NHL as a whole is lame and gay but surely some teams are more evil than others. So which team is the least bad?
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golden knights
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the codester
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https://voca.ro/1hnZEz44qIEH
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>>157486975
classic bodybuilding magazine
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>>157486975
kek who is that
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it was a girly magazine
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>>157486989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=490tWYZJqd8&t=243s
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>>157486995
should have known
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Ended the 48 hour marner drought
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>>157487378
we don't call those that here now
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slippery morning chayka
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>>157487450
what is a chayka
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>>157487378
Rough, it's important to regularly eliminate your marners from playoff contention
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Rat MacLean is back to lead a team of minorities and women on hockey night in Canada
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>>157487679
so you don't know
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I'm afraid we won't know for another couple of decades the true fallout from some of our NHL HEROES having to sleep two to a room at the olympics
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>>157487679
you tell me
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>>157487820
I'm still shaken from knowing their arenas barely had any food chains for the starving spectators
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>>157487845
who gives a shit about the rank and file, our NHL HEROES were skating around in slush with 2x4s falling from the skies!
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Did anon conquer the wildlands last night?
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>>157487820
sounds a little heated to me
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>>157487924
what do you know of rivalries
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>>157487951
I consider everyone in /hoc/ my heated rival
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>>157487955
extremely gay
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>>157487959
Yes. EXTREMELY
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>>157487820
Crosby demanded to room with MacKinnon
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>>157487820
Did Gary have to room with anyone?
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>>157488044
me, i was his mattress
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>>157488054
You must be a big guy
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>>157486995
holla
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>>157488075
4 You
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happy bud1592!
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>>157488229
*blows out candles*
great to be here on this celebratory occasion
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>>157488209
I'm not Gary
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> blows the other queers
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>>157488251
>immediately thinks of gay sex
something wrong with you boy
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>>157488256
the events of 04/17/2022 made everything he does tinted by bud’s 1
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> Samir going with the nou queer off kwab
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>samir mentioned
one of those days
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...of queering off.
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>>157488251
>>157488272
>>157488287
Welcome back
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How do the residents schizos have time to ritual post all day? I thought being a neet meant you had the freedom to lift and read literature and learn to paint, not start fights obesely with bots and third worlders in a hockey & mtg general thread
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>>157488294
im drinking coffee and feeding my cats some treats (the good ones with catnip in them)
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>>157488294
If neets had any discipline they wouldn't be a neet
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>>157488292
No, I don't want to queer off with you, Samir. Stop asking, faggot.
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>>157488297
sounds fairly productive
>>157488303
this is true
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>General Manager George Burnett and the Guelph Storm were officially made aware that 2026 first-round pick Declan McNally would not be reporting to the team’s training camp.
Guelph bros...
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>>157488278
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHEN YOU DON'T WANNA WAKE UP
EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
EVERYBODY SUCKS
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can't believe we lost Dolly and o-dog in the last week or so
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>>157488294
There's a dramatic undercount of people whose brains have been completely fried by the internet
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>>157488334
And you really dont know why
You wanna justify
RIPPING SOMEON'S HEAD OFF
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>>157488336
I agree, and it's why I honestly believe normies should have never been given access to the internet. this place should be a clubhouse for wierdos like it was back in dickity-6 in the twilight days before the iphone
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I wish there was still hardcore fighting in hockey. I was born in the wrong generation and the wrong country. I should have been born in the 70s in North America and grown up watching the Broad Street Bullies and prime Probert
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>>157488294
Don’t forget music
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>>157488452
my mistake
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>I was born in the wrong generation
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>>157488479
>tfw you will never be a cool teen/young adult in the 80s or 90s
Being an elder zoomer is suffering
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>>157488556
true I've always wanted to be The Feldster Corey Feldman
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i was born at the end of the 80s. had a 90s middle class childhood. zoomers will never know that joy.
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Okay unc
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>>157488556
I'm that guy in your feels and I wish I was born 10 years earlier so I could go to woodstock 99
>le unc
not gonna get a (You) for that, junior
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We need a mass boomer cleanse in /hoc/
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hyvää huomenta, /hoc/
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bud won
trb lost
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>>157488717
this post will offend some but the truth must be told
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> the stench... the stench
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Tim Curry bros... We joined Dolly and O-Dog today...
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>>157488556
protozoomers will rule the earth
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>>157488730
right on queue
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trb took a pic of some grass
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who the fuck is o-dog
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If you don't like Gary, you don't like hockey
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there was hockey before gary and there will be hockey after gary
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>What's up-dog?
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>>157488760
This but the opposite
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why did trb take his loss so hard?
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>>157488756
he's up there with the big guy now
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tim curry died
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>>157476470
The C is for "Chabot" and the A is for "Aren't Chabot"
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>>157488777
If you like Gary, you like hockey
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>>157488794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq1Nr58hM
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>tim curry dead
it should've been trb
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I am pro-Gary, and pro-Hockey
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why are all these old-ass niggas dying
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>>157488833
Everything dies, lad
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it's only a matter of time before trb's heart gives out. 25 years of sitting and drinking and abusing drugs... any minute now...
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>>157488833
take ze vaxx
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>>157488837
Shut the fuck up you raped retard
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>>157488833
american food security is at an all time low for the last 40 years
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>>157488849
No
die faster, faggot
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>>157488849
this
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trb said faggot xie is legit seething xie got btfo by Stephen
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>>157488857
heart rate: increasing
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>>157488741
> right on queer
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why is xhe bubblin so hard this morning? chest pain?
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this thread is for hockey
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/hoc/
>A place for memes
Love you, /hoc/
>it's my favorite website
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>
I was raped by the Governor of Stink Island in the chilly Easter evening of 2022
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>
>
Did I ever mention I was the only guy in the history of the Air Force to be medically retired on a burrito delivery
>>those wheels are slippery, lad
>
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wtf why are all of these celebs dropping dead all of a sudden?
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>>157488885
speaking of hockey, why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
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Has Gary started gearing up for the upcoming season?
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>>157488857
This but all the crusty boomers in /hoc/
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go flames!
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>dad i posted on an indian vpn today
>w-what do you mean i'm not getting the property?
KWARB
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>>157488902
why you calling a vpn my guy?
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Go puck yourself, /hoc/
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>>157488916
>>157488918
you are a fat 47 year old loser
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>>157488922
good post
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I wonder if my dad (age 79) is next :(
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Flames threads are better than this. Just saying
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Yzerdeep and Mitch linked up
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I hope trb's dad is next just so he's released from the misery of spawning a massive retard
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>>157488898
this but on trb's grave
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>>157488929
the next thread should be a Flames thread, that's all I'm saying
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Dolly dead, Tim Currry dead. Is Gary next?
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>>157489010
No because Gary has to grow the game for the next 30 years
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Thank you captain brini
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>>157488929
We’ll have a flames thread in honor of Johnny’s death on Saturday
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Maybe I'm too /pol/brained, but how do players get along in spite of differences in social/political views. Like how do progressive pro lgbt Canadian and European players get along with homophobic Russian players? Or the whole War on Ukraine stuff?
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nadians and swedes, thats why my sharkies are winning the cup
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>>157489237
Normal people don't give a shit about any of that
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My local collegepuck team still hasn’t released its roster or schedule
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pacific rules!
go oilers !!
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>>157488891
celebrities die in clusters of 3 and we arent supposed to notice that pattern. probably some gay secret society occult sacrifice desu
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>>157489303
we don't like the oilers or anime here
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>>157489265
then it's a good thing most sports bros are normies and not schizophrenics like Hasek
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>trb makes a shitty post on vpn so xhe can reply to it
retarded faggot
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my local didnt ask still hasnt asked
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my local bud 1
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posted it again award
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>>157489010
dont forget about odog
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don't watch the o-dog vid. i've been subjected to gore and stuff like that but this was next level
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what's up dog
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>>157489449
>>157489459
it's sad when they go young like that
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bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022
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>30 days
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>>157488916
your timestamp, saar
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can't stop thinking about solving hockey
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>>157489581
eric tulsky did this
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hearing rumblings that trb wrote free sean higgins on the exposed stud
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I'm afraid the new miss vickie's flavour gave me unhealthy marners
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>>157489638
what's the flave
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>>157489657
spicy pepperoni & focaccia
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>>157489669
>toronto
>vancouver
>montreal
do other canadian cities even exist?
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>>157489685
my city has no food culture, it has a downtown market with some nice vendors that would be elbow to elbow foot traffic in toronto but it's always dead
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>>157489669
id try all of those desu
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What is /hoc/'s food culture?
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>>157489761
Hockey is Canada's national sport so probably biriyani and dosa
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Last night i had a dream that I went to space with an ex hf i havent spoken to in 20 years. Then i dreamt that some jeets were playing cricket on the soccer field behind my house and kept hitting their ball in to my pool on purpose as an excuse to go in the pool without permission.
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>>157489761
inviting everyone to dinner but not inviting trb
>>
ded thread
ded sport
ded swedes
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>>157489801
>no inheritance
>no dinner invite
>limited income and mobility
kwarb
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My department is having a happy hour after work today :)
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>>157489761
burritos
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>>157486528
it's for everyone to watch but it's for white men to play
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>>157489943
gonna sniff any chairs before you go?
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there are about 12 birds out around my bird feeder right now :)
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>>157489962
I'm not that anon
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Hockey does not belong in the desert
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woke up to a text from my ex wife about tim curry. this week is gay.

first o-dog, then dolly, then tim. they really do die in threes huh. finna watch rocky horror toknight. what's your favorite tune from it? for me it's Over at the Frankenstein Place.
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didn't ask
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>>157489772
>Hockey is Canada's national sport
kek
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>>157489968
Based! What kind today?
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>>157489968
based
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>>157489968
Any cardinals?
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>>157490039
hope you drop dead next tranny so your zero dimes gimmick goes with ya
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>>157490029
odog, timmy, dolly, and now matty what a grim week
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>>157490052
>>157490054
>>157490060
>>157490060
mostly sparrows from what i can tell but there was a cardinal or two :)
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>>157490092
Sounds cool :)
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mcdavid once offered to meet me but i had to say no
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i once offer sheeted an ask and didn't get it
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bud didn’t ask on the chilly easter evening of 2022
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The queers queered off on August 26 2026
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>>157489943
Based! Enjoy the free booze and food
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>>157490168
Thanks :)
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>Friedman and co-host Kyle Bukauskas discussed the rampant rumors that the NHL is looking to expand to 34 teams in the next two years and what it means for the future of long-time Commissioner Gary Bettman. In particular, Friedman reports that he believes expansion to Houston or Austin, Texas and to Atlanta, Georgia is playing a major part in Bettman's succession plans. Friedman reports that Bettman's plan is inject billions of revenue into the league through expansion fees and to negotiate a new American television deal with ESPN and TNT. These two things in concert will usher in a new economic era for the league and will enable Bettman to "walk off into the sunset" and finally hand off his position to Bill Daly.
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>>157490304
Gary's not leaving until there are at least 100 teams and 1 is playing on the moon
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>>157490343
>1
reminds me of bud
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>>157490304
Please Gary. There isn’t enough talent for 34 teams. At least remove Winnipeg and Columbus first
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>>157490343
The Luna Whalers
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>>157490343
Houston and Atlanta are givens
Phoenix is the next expected team to be announced
Who gets the fourth selection?
>QC or Hamilton
>Milwaukee or KC
>some West Coast city
?? Gary will never put a team in Portland, OR, right? Tom DumbDumb isn't that lucky
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>>157490412
thoughts on the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud and mitch?
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i hate rapey so FUCKing much bro's
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>posting hatred on a week full of mourning and sorrow
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>>157490226
>Quarter of the season is national broadcasts
Grim, simply grim
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>>157490450
we all do. they will have a name in the future for the type of psychosis many suffer from in the 2020s where people try to make others hate them on purpose and see that as a victory
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>>157490480
Cope
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>>157490480
cope they're a draw
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>>157490482
>victory
much like what bud achieved on 04/17/2022
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>>157490560
olczyk bitching and moaning about penalties for three hours is the most dimeless shit this side of planet retard
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>>157490408
Based Gary
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tippin on fo fos
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smokin in that endo gamecube nintendo
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neighbor has been powerwashing shit for the past 3 hours
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>>157490573
Thats when you got poked in your butthole though
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>>157490658
wish he'd powerwash your stinky arse
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2 8 1

3 3 3 O

8 0 0 FO
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>>157490589
retard
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>>157490754
we don't sign our posts here
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>>157490589
so glad I don't have to listen to him anymore
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>>157489346
Decided to look up Hasek's Xitter out of curiosity. Why the hell is a star like him sperging out over politics all day instead of, I don't know, just relaxing, sipping martinis, having fun at beer leagues and organizing hockey hackathons?
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I hope this jeet leaves soon
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>>157490924
I hope he rapes rapey
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>>157490927
Oh youre still here too? I'll come back in 8 hours when the chill people are here.
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Bill Guerin looks like Bam Margera. That's all I have to say.
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>>157490996
norm green was an earthrocker
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>>157490031
did she leave you for faggotry?
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>>157490412
reddit
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>[Chris Johnston] The Oilers announce four players won't be available for next month's training camp while recovering from injuries: Mattias Janmark, Alec Regula, Matt Savoie and Frederik Andersen. Savoie and Andersen were injured during offseason training sessions.
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>>157490991
Then what are you doing right now?
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>>157490786
Just like Crosby
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>>157491290
KWAB
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>>157491407
true
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maple leaf pro tonight
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>>157490659
>>157490573
>>157490482
>>157490450

> t. samequeer
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>>157491501
Imagine how much he squats
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>>157490226
>all the penguins games bs the caps are on national tv
Great more pretending its going to be Ovis last year
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>>157491630
BASED
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>>157491630
What is "pro" about the maple leafs?
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>>157491983
It's a wrestling show
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>>157492030
it's on at friggin 1am
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It's not a Gay Magazine either btw
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>>157492047
Actually it's on at midnight and they replay it on saturdays at 12 noon and how do you not have a pvr in this day and age. I tape that shit while I play video games and then fast forward all the ads and it only ends up being like 40 minutes
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>you know, i don't even think girls buy that magazine
what did bret mean by this?
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>>157492068
>tape it
unc moment
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>>157492084
Not duct tape lil bro
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>>157492074
He meant it was a gay magazine for homos
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I can’t wait for September to be here
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Wake me up when September ends
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>>157492068
well if you had Paramount Plus, you'd be able to watch all of and be able to re-watch the event without having to record it
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>>157492156
You’ll miss the start of the season and pre season
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>>157492158
Shut the fuck up retard.
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>>157492030
>>157492047
Do ya'll even watch hockey anymore or what?
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>y'all
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>>157492156
_/ _/ _/ _/
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>>157492229
kek
>>157492204
It's august retard
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cute girl from the bar scratched my back
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I think we all need to settle down, it's been a rough week so far
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anime
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more like really gay
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>>157492285
I know :(
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more like gay imfagga
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cheer up wagies, it's hump day
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>>157492313
04/17/2022 was hump day for trb
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>>157492313
im busy all weekend doesn't even matter
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Oh sorry I wouldnt have posted if I knew you were just going to respond with that faggot shit again
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>>157492332
thoughts on your loss to bud?
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>>157492340
that isnt rapey newfag
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>>157492313
Thanks for the reminder :)
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>>157492345
thoughts on your loss to mitch?
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The new Mountain Dew ® Mango Pineapple Punch is the perfect way to satisfy your thirst while posting. Be sure to check your local retailers.
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>>157492351
mitch rules
>>157492355
the honey peach dew exclusive to kfc is a draw
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I don't like KFC
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you probably like boys though kwab
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I don't like boys either
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I don't like Mountain Dew
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mountain dew reduces your sperm count
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I've never counted my sperm
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i counted maybe 6-7
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sup hoc
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You’re a fan of a team that sadly doesn’t have a single actual beat writer. To many of you, anybody not a fanboy blogger is a mouthpiece
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>>157492481
Thats fuckin funny.
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Not sure if russo is based or cringe
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>>157492437
So does wearing briefs
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>>157492493
He's obviously retarded like everyone else associated with the team
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>>157492511
he could be talking about vince russo
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>>157492493
>>
JANNIES DO YOUR FUCKING JOB AND BAN THE OFF TOPIC POSTERS
JANNIES MOVE THIS WHOLE GEN TO B
JANNIES CLEAN IT UP
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>>157492527
You sound really pissed.
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Has the Western Conference ever had a good team?
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>>157492527
Talk about hockey instead of whining then
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>>157492531
its called being worked into a shoot
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gary works the marks
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preparing for the camp
is mildcuck still around?
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>>157492532
have you ever been not gay
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remember the wcf in 2003? mild to say the least
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>>157492552
that one time I was fuckin your mom
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>>157492561
oh im sorry was i talking to (You)
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>>157492561
sent him flyin'
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>>157492532
Colorado in 2022 was elite. They had great depth
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it's all about just keeping your composure out there when things are getting tough and the other team has gotten some lucky bounces and scoring opportunities. All it takes is just one shift to change the momentum so keep your head up....
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some nigga on the last thread really said "knights rule" lmfao
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never have i ever not been gay
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>>157492596
cope they do
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>>157492572
shame about the asterisk
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>>157492596
wtf that was me
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in addition to captains, nhl teams should also have other ranks like sergeant, commander, lieutenant, and boatswain
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Evander Kane should sign with the (((KKKnights)))
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>>157492596
The london knights kind of do rule but dale hunter is evil
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>>157492636
what was trb's rank in the navy?
>>
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>>157492596
it was me
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>>157492606
>cope
this is something that copey would say
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>>157492638
once kane realizes nobody is going to sign him he's going to beg grier to sign him for 1x1
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*puts the 4th line on the ice for an O zone faceoff*
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>>157492647
body shots are underrated
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>>157492641
rear admiral
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3 days until bud1 anniversary
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>>157492666
this is how babcock is going to punish mcdavid and draisaitl all season long
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>>157492682
What happened on August 29th 2023?
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>>157492678
KWARB
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Ok baseball is on fuck you faggot losers
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>>157492683
Based
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I'm just a sexy boy (Sexy Boy)
I'm not your boy toy (Boy Toy)
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>>157492723
we don't watch that crap here
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>>157492729
We watch that crap here
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>>157492678
kek, kwab n' bud1
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bud did not 1
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>>157492695
that was the 1 year prenniversary of another trb meltdown, this time over the bud1 meme
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just met bedsy bro's(he smelled like flowers)
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gonna go outside and blaze
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>>157492793
juiciest lips in the league
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DUDE
WEED
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Pettershit he's a piece of shit
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why did trb take his loss to bud so hard?
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I am a real American
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>>157492871
same i have a passport
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>>157492871
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Fight for the rights of every man
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>>157492877
after 9/11 we got mad at france idk why maybe they didn't want to help us bomb iraq but then people were pushing for french fries to be called freedom fries
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>>157492894
it wasnt people it was just four marks in congress
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>>157492890
woke hulkster
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If you hurt my friends then you hurt my pride
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if your team isn't on this list, there's no reason for you to watch this season
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my kitties :]
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Actually there is a bit of of a kerfuffle in canada today because the head of the CBC journalistic integrity sent a memo to everyone saying that reporters and journalists are no longer allowed to refer to the 9/11 events as terrorist attacks anymore.
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>>157492912
you won't trick me into becoming addicted to gambling
i'm already addicted to porn, food, alcohol, video games, coffee, and getting caught in the rain
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dont (You) in my pocket and tell me it's raining
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>>157492920
How do you accidentally type a memo?
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get yo hand out my pocket nigga like malcom x
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>>157492920
they were bodybuilding attacks
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>>157492920
>say instead, "the hijackings led to passenger jet crashes"
kek!
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>>157492912
>panturds
half of the team didn't get their grade 10
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>>157492933
Which word in my posts lead you to this interpretation. Because nothing I said suggests or implies it was an accident.
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Damn O-Dog I wish you were still with us,I sure would love to hang out again my brother love u miss u HH
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>34 Days
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>>157492966
I guess I thought the kerfuffle was over it being a mistake. Why would they do this?
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>kerfuffle served over white truffles
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>>157492993
>put a muslim in charge of journalistic standards
>the standards immediately change to favor muslims
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>>157493004
remember when bud made you do the truffle shuffle on 04/17/2022? kwarb
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>>157493010
I hate the fucking west. I'm going to be a passport bro when I retire
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>>157492980
34 days until the Laffs organization blows itself up?
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>>157493034
Laffs can't get blown up. Gary will just reward them with another 1st overall.
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>>157493048
And they'll do nothing wise with it once again
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>>157493055
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it's jamiroquai wednesday!
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>JAMIROQUAI
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>>157493021
This but my version is moving to Canada for the cheap col and abundant ice rinks
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>>157492912
Retard
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>>157493098
>canada
>cheap cost of living
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should we sign them to /hoc/network?
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>>157493127
sick of these chumps
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>>157493090
they have jamiroquai in the new GTA game
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>>157492920
george parros says clean hit
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>>157492912
how are bookies rating the panthers this high
the team took a huge step back in goaltending and in forward depth
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>>157492912
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh where are the Flames?
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>>157493148
bud wins again
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>>157493235
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>>157493279
it's objectively another win for bud
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>local man announces he will be gifting his son's inheritance to long island man instead -Idaho Chronicle
when it rains it pours
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>The #oilers announce four players won't be available for next month's training camp while recovering from injuries: Mattias Janmark, Alec Regula, Matt Savoie and Frederik Andersen.

>Savoie and Andersen were injured during offseason training sessions.
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me? Im thinking about a Large two-topping pizza with three (3) soft drinks of choice for dinner
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>>157493127
They're okay.. But THIS IS AMAZING
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>>157493363
those sirs have been cancelled by rogers
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>>157493284
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>>157493391
this but with bedard instead of cleese
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one of the things i hate most about rapey is that he thinks he's some kind of cool uncle when most of us are all in our late 30s and early 40s ourselves
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if the ice melts, then what?
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>>157493427
it becomes water
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>>157492912
I just hope my broons have fun
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>>157493427
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>>157493424
No one cares you mentally ill freak. There is no "us". Don't ever think I or anyone else is on your "side" eith your schziophrenic mentally ill obsession. Youre a fucking fag and should kill yourself because whatever you have going in on your life to cause you to sit here all day spamming raped bitch to yourself isnt it.
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>>157493021
Life is truly hell
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>>157493480
1993 2014
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>>157493424
I'm in my late 20s
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>>157493490
Ya typical. Fucking fag.
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>>157493497
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>>157493480
trvke
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to me you're all cool boomer uncs
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>>157493515
Thanks! You're like a little brother/sister to me :)
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>>157493515
/hoc/ radiates cool uncle energy. we slip alcohol to our nephews at thanksgiving
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>trb admitting raped bitch posts bother xim
KWAB
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>>157493490
>>157493501
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>>157493535
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im a chopped unc and I'm proud of it
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>>157493526
I only have nieces
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>>157493535
Just another day of schizo canadian posting.
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My islanders already fucked things up
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>>157493712
Well atleast the Oilers will get to win one game this season.
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gary is only showing 3 games on Oct. 7 out of respect for his homeland
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gggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i just hate canadians so much ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr im gonna troll em
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>>157493733
no, pls no
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>>157493730
Gary doesn’t have that many games on Wednesdays
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>>157493741
>1993
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>>157493741
is maple pro a draw
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>>157493763
>Russia won the Canada Cup once
What in the fuck did Canada mean by this?
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>>157493733
I love Canadians
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>>157493763
>**
much like both randy cups
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>>157493760
if you're steve simmons, yes
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>>157489068
Norway was unstoppable this year. Beats canada at hockey and then beats brazil at soccer ball
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>>157493763
>1980* (Canada did not participate)
>2026* (Russia did not participate)
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>>157493763
>four nations
Why are Canadians obsessed with a meme tournament that will never be played again?
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>>157493806
Are we really pretending any of the Russian victories were legitimate
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>>157493835
Wow, eternal 4 Nations champs. I like the sound of that.
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>>157493835
its the only best on best to be played with the nhl playoff format in years
why are americans so eager to downplay the significance of the best tournament this decade?
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>>157493839
concessy accepty
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>>157493874
>4 teams
>best tournament
Retard
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Enough arguing. /hoc/ is for frens
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bud is for 1
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my qmjhl predictions:

1. cape breton
2. halifax
3. saint john
4. val d'or
5. quebec
6. victoriaville
7. drummondville
8. moncton
9. shawinigan
10. sherbrooke
11. newfoundland
12. rouyn-noranda
13. gatineau
14. rimouski
15. chicoutimi
16. baie-comeau
17. blainville
18. charlottetown
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>>157493888
why does the number of teams matter when there are only 2 that we care about?
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dafuq is a qmjiuognhaoifdnbiuwndhl bro
>>
big question to ask in the next thread
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>>157493923
4 teams is meme shit
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>>157493952
They didn’t trust mcbust to dance on the table
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>>157493953
It was the top elite teams
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>>157493968
none of those retards should be dancing on the table
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>>157493952
Lauren is such a jannetty wife its unreal
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>>157493993
for real
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>>157493924
quebec junior league that bans fighting
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>>157493953
this is just loser cope
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>>157493971
Wouldn’t call Finland elite
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>>157494025
they have the same number of gold medals since 1993 as team usa
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>>157494022
What a pussy as league that doesnt even produce good players anymore
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>>157494025
but they are
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>>157494025
Finns are elite frens :)
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>>157494034
for me its when teemu got hammered on live finnish broadcasting
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>>157494052
based and true :)
finns have the best posts
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SHANT be using an early thread
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frolunda niggas really do have a certain look to them jesus
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>>157494094
those are some zesty boys
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i was gonna make a thread but there is a 5 minute timer so i will be using the early thread
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>>157494081
>>157494081
>>157494081



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