>Friday 28th AugustCrystal Palace versus Manchester City kick off 20:00>Saturday 29th AugustLiverpool versus Nottingham Forest kick off 12:30Bournemouth versus Everton kick off 15:00Coventry City versus Hull City kick off 15:00Tottenham Hotspur versus Newcastle United kick off 17:30>Sunday 30th AugustChelsea versus Brighton & Hove Albion kick off 14:00Leeds United versus Brentford kick off 14:00Sunderland versus Fulham kick off 14:00Manchester United versus Ipswich Town kick off 16:30>Monday 31st AugustAston Villa versus Arsenal kick off 20:00>/trans/Dibu to Chelsea Cho to HullBarcola to Liverpool (120m)Marmoush to Spurs (loan)Jackson to Villa
>>157502140I don't know much about this Camara guy but Monaco finished mid-table and conceded more goals than Liverpool did last season so if that's the kind of "protection" he's offering I'll pass
>>157506333CheckedLiverpool are having a n awful window though
Iago Aspas is still playing and scored in his team's latest match
monday will be very interestingfirst time arsenal play a non-relegation contenderit should prove whether or not the league is rigged the same as it was last season
>>157506403>non-relegation>20th in the league
There's a genuine chance Hull could be top of the league Saturday afternoon.What would this do for English football?
>>157506403AV are going down
>>157506403still rigged, just for a different team. probably united or chelsea so there are 4 different winners in 4 years
>Jamie Vardy is a new Bundesliga live rights holder in the UK and Ireland. >He will show seven Friday night games on his YouTube channel this season, starting with Bayern Munich vs Stuttgart this evening.
I’ve come from the future, you may ask me anything about this weekend’s fixtures.
Please god let man u get relegated it would be so funny
>>157506403Villa sold all their good players, so there's already a pre-made cope for when Arsenal beat them.
Just had a nightmare that my team got mauled by the tigers.
>>157506418Already happened 18 years ago
I regret to inform /trans/ that riordan1553 is soon to be longer safe to post on a blue board His transfer news is still top-notch however
>Van Hecke on #Tottenham’s pre season in New Zealand and Australia:>'Physical-wise, of course, it impacts your body. I also struggled for one or two weeks after and that's not ideal.'Sorry pal, customer club needs customers
Barcola SNUBbed Man U
>>157506418Not happening. Coventry will win as comfortably as we did against Man Utd last week, especially if Sergej lines up with the same team and formation (as I expect him to).
>Servette FC have completed deal to sign David Datro Fofana from Chelsea on a permanent move.>€2.5m fee plus €1m add-ons. It’s over between #cfc� and Fofana.
>>157507275Never even heard of him
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
>>157507058Barcola is fucking shiet
>>157507589so he'd be perfect for ur club since u signed tielemans and Andrew santos
>rashford to arsenal on loanProbably the only way a Man U player will lift a PL trophy for the forseeable future
>liverpussy made another 100m signing Clearly they've learned their lesson from last window
>>157507275One of the stupider Boehly-era signings. Would be shocked if there's any profit on that deal at all.
my boy TBoelhz
Feel like I'm going mad, why would we loan out Ryan Giles to Burnley in the Championship when we only have Matt Targett as backup??????He was PL MotM against Man U
>>157507707Saw this, makes zero sense whatsoever. If he's not in the squad tomorrow then that's the alarm bells. Very interesting this rumour's started the day after the press conference.
emergency loan for reguilon when
>>157507682Disregard, I suck cocks
>>157507841bro nah that's not me
>>157507707Lol, was saying to a mate at work Hull have a chance of staying up with that LWB's crosses. Seems crazy.
gettin' this shit started nice and early>me>gayPICK BOTH
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bro I'm a Man Utd fan, Arsenal are my second club btw
>>157507275This the striker Fofana? Honestly both are such shit, what a waste of money
Cryptobros rule Chelsea
>>157508143That is fucking horrendous
Palace 0-2 CityLiverpool 2-0 ForestBournemouth 2-1 EvertonCoventry 1-1 HullTottenham 1-2 NewcastleChelsea 2-2 BrightonLeeds 1-2 BrentfordSunderland 0-0 FulhamUnited 1-0 IpswichVilla 0-2 Arsenal
>>157507947>The dead bodies have been piling up
>>157508143if gambling is banned crypto should be tooive made money off it myself but lets be honest its gambling
>>157508198West Ham got relegated, they aren't playing Ipswich
>>157507947>uses "deal bodies piling up" as an analogy in a public statement >complains he's misunderstood by his worried mother
>>157508400Why would you think I predicted West Ham to win a match? They can't even beat Charlton.
>>157508435gooood team charlton
>mackems in milanRigged draw
>>157506098>FRIDAYCrystal Palace 1-3 Manchester City>SATURDAYBournemouth 1-0 EvertonCoventry City 3-0 Hull CityLiverpool 2-2 Nottingham ForestTottenham Hotspur 4-0 Newcastle United>SUNDAYChelsea 2-1 Brighton & Hove AlbionLeeds United 1-0 BrentfordManchester United 2-4 Ipswich TownSunderland 3-1 Fulham>MONDAYAston Villa 2-5 ArsenalAll of these results were revealed to me in a dream btw.
>>157508534Speaking of Sunderland haven't they only signed 3 players, lost 9, and have Europe this season?
>>157508541you are dreaming with some of those ill give you that
1) More English clubs (four) had won the European Cup prior to the formation of the Premier League than have ever won it from any other nation.2) English clubs hold the record for the most successive wins by teams from one nation, Liverpool, Villa and Forest sharing six titles between 1977 and 1982.3) No French club has ever won a major European trophy with an all-French team4) No Spanish club has ever won a major European trophy with an all-Spanish team
>>157508562Why? Tell me why
>>157508556If they achieve anything close to what they did last season I'll be staggered. Europa will fuck them hard.
>>157508577it was revealed to me by an excavated scroll
>>157508620well I can't argue with that, can Ienjoy the rest of your day mate x
>>157508624nah but i think everton, hull, newcastle, brentford and man united do better than that even if its a few draws
>>157508651I think Everton and Brentford will play well but narrowly miss out on a pointNewcastle will get bummed by SpursHull will get thrashed by Coventry, who have a point to prove and who know most of Hull's starting XI well from last seasonUnited is a bit of a gamble but I just think they're dogshit and full of prima donnas who only turn up for games against big clubs
west ham bought ward-prowse for 30m from southampton in 2023, he had scored 17 premier league freekicks 2nd only to beckhamhe scored 0 freekicks for west ham, they have now sold him back for under 1m
>The guy that wore the "97 was not enough" shirt has just been sentenced to 24 years in prison for rapeABLs are the lowliest scum on the planet
deary me
>>157508830Just because he's a rapist doesn't make the shirt wrong. Broken clocks and all that.
>>157508757A genuine career ruining transfer
>>157508836
>>157508757Didn't this scrub get an England cap at one point?
>>157508541>>157508198>>157506098Palace 1-2 CityLiverpool 2-2 ForestBournemouth 2-1 EvertonCoventry 3-2 HullTottenham 3-1 NewcastleChelsea 2-3 BrightonLeeds 1-2 BrentfordSunderland 1-0 FulhamUnited 1-2 IpswichVilla 0-3 Arsenal
Any updates on the Emi Martinez to Chelsea situation?
>Sheffield United sign Ben Brereton """Diaz""" on yet another loanfrom Souttar to this, fuck COHwhat the fuck does Wilder still see in him
>>157506724is he replacing that Italian fella who was doing it last season?
>>157508836Reminder that Alan Shearer was at the helm when Newcastle United were relegated.
>>157508565>No Spanish club has ever won a major European trophy with an all-Spanish teamGrimmest one there desu
>>157508937He was great first time, shite second time. His best feature is he gets himself in good areas in the box a lot.We really are fucked arent we
Broken
>>157509283>since summer 2022arbitrary date just need to look at why benefits most from it as to why they selected that
>>157508836"We've got mackems, taking the piss we're the richest club in the world"
>>157508002There is another Fofana called Malick Fofana who is a ST. Honestly surprised Chelsea haven't signed him.
Customers
>>157509283>net spend>random arbitrary datealways happens. yet if you go from the start of the PL, a fair starting date like that autistic guy does every /trans/, people cry.
>>157507275>a fucking napkin
>>157509296>>157509318All dates are arbitrary The reason why its 2022 here is because thats the last time Spurs finished above Villa
>>157509353Okay that really is arbitrary, who cares about that? Surely not even Villa nor Spurs fans are excited nor lost sleep over this.
>>157509312>60k stadiums bring in more money than 40k stadiumsmad that
>>157509058Not last time they went down, actually
>Ngumoha - 17>Leoni - 19>Nyoni - 19>Jacquet - 21>Bradley - 23>Barcola - 23>Wirtz - 23>Munoz - 23>Ekitike - 24>Gravenberch - 24>Szoboszlai - 25>Isak - 26Yeah, I get why ABLs are scared
>>157509504Because they're all shit?
>>157509258West Ham are the only English club to do it with an all-English XI
>>157509361Because the article its from is about how Villa are cutting their cloth while Beyonce FC are chucking their 'football revenue' at a brand new squad
>>157509569>Newcastle not only had Welsh & Scottish players in the 1969 Inter-Cities Fairs Cup, but they also had a Dane (Preben Arentoft)Huh.
>>157509612The Fairs Cup isn't a real trophy anyway. Leeds and Newcastle think it matters because it hides the fact that Ipswich, West Ham, Aberdeen and Magdeburg have richer histories of winning European trophies. Barcelona also love to mention it as it disguises the fact they were of little importance in European football prior to the mid-90s
>>157509583didnt villa sell their womens team to themselves the other year? mad to cry about making money off of the stadium which is explicitly within the rules then doing nonsense like that
>>157509504>>Bradley - 23>>Barcola - 23kek'd
>>157508836seething over a 3 year old tweet
>>157509638That kind of thing doesn't affect what you can spend with the current rules
>>157509637>The Fairs Cup isn't a real trophy anyway>but the Uefa Conference League isAt least they're both more legit than the Intertoto
>>157509699thats still why they did it? should be banned anyway cheating brummie cunts
>Aston Villa boss Unai Emery has spoken to the media this afternoon and confirmed he has said his goodbyes to striker Ollie Watkins, who is set to leave Villa Park for Al-Hilal.Sad end to Watkins' PL career
I hope Arsenal don’t sign Julian Alvarez he fakes illness for work claiming “”anxiety”” I bet he’d claim PIP. Hope he breaks both legs and see what a real injury is like. Then calls up families of British veterans
>>157509376you gotta read the fine peint
Would like to peel the skin off whoever is in charge of money at Man Utd
Haircut so bad it killed the king.
>>157509894couldn't be worse than kerkez who had his teammate do it because he was too dumb to do it himself
wow...
>Gabriel Martinelli in Arsenal training today.why is he still he training? He's supposed to be packing up his stuff and moving to Saudi
>>157509665They overpaid so much they have resorted to telling themselves they bought 2 players.
>>157510016Because the media was reporting he and Jesus were in 'bomb squads' when that wasn't true. But the real answer may be that Arsenal just don't want to sign another LW.
>>157509824>I bet he’d claim PIPsister works in DWP and the amount of claimants for anxiety, depression and autism have skyrocketed. Vast majority are 'kids with autism' that parents are claiming for a few extra hundred quid a month to spend on fags and booze and sky sports. Very few actual kids with autism (i.e, crippling) get the money spent on them directly or even indirectly.
>>157509722They did it because the gay rules at the time were holding them back in every other way. You keep on supporting the sky6ification of the game pal.
>>157509283
>Aston Villa have reached an agreement in principle to sign forward Ibrahim Mbaye from European champions Paris Saint-Germain.>The two clubs have agreed a fee worth €55million for the 18-year-old, with the deal in the process of being finalised and paperwork in progress. the relationship between Villa chairman Nassef Sawiris and PSG president Nasser Al-Khelaifi was seen as key to getting the deal doneDamn, Liverpool got snubbed
>Ornstein] Aston Villa reach agreement in principle to sign Ibrahim Mbaye from PSG in €55m dealI was about to post villa looking at leao but it looks like they called that off and finished this. Good get I think. They can always flip him for double in 2 years time
>>157510052Outrageous. Do people not think of the astronauts and doctors we could be putting up in hotels with that money?
>>157510054the gay rules of "arabs cant come in and buy the league for soft power"
Southampton signed Schlotterbeck lads
>>157510054>club exists for a long time>gets success>gets support>gets more money>this happens over deacdes>we should have some bored state owner who wants to play FM with cheats IRL be allowed to spend billions on our club with inflated fees and wages because.... because... WE JUST SHOULD, OK????I'm not seeing a single article about Villa planning to build a new 80,000 seater stadium that can host concerts, NFL games, has a cinema, go-kart track and so on all to massively increase their revenue. United get about £7.5m per CL game in match day alone, Arsenal get £5m (no idea if this is CL or not, since CL games get more). Meanwhile Villa get £2m for CL. If Villa doubled their stadium size to 86,000 they'd double their income and the stadium cost isn't counted in their shit. They could build state of the art training centres and youth centres and rent it out to local councils or businesses, they could build hotels, attach to the club and get income from that. Loads of ways to increase their income. In 10 years they'll likely have similar incomes to the big boys and can use that power. But people like you and Gabby Agbonlahor want to be able to spend £1bn right now on players and not have to earn it. Arsenal took 6 years of spending and selling to get a title winning team and that was with good income. Gabby and you don't want to do it in 6 years, you want to do it in 1 or 2. You want your billionaire owners (or state owners) to drop £2bn per window buying the best in the world and trying to get in there (ignoring Chelsea have done this and have finished highest of 4th under such ownership iirc).Same with Newcastle. Even Arsenal (again, a team with a small stadium that expanded) are trying to increase their stadium to 70,000 or something just for the extra income. United want to build like 120,000 seater or some shit which would give them like £15m per CL game.
