HEAVE HO UNNA
nick daicos
>>157508882>"He'll have to live with that"Technically he might not, Browny.
>dosg win the first elimination final and advance to the 8>gaycos pictureJust not on
how THE FUCK did bevo and the dogs manage to flip the tightly guarded (((script))) tonight? this was supposed to be nicos premiership to go with his rigged brownlow. might jump off carlton and start supporting the based antisemitic footscray football club.
Should Arthur Jones get a $1m contract?
i need to fuck a footscrsy slampig in bulldog
if Steele Sidebottom was a robot vagina he'd be a steel frontbottom
little champion
>>157508891>>157508891yeah was very close
Why aren’t dogs just playing cats, or the lowest ranked team will play 5th?
>>157508905Just link to your original post, fuckface
pause the thread, just gotta duck out to /r/afl for the correct opinions before I contribute
>>157508907He deserves a pay bump but not a million dollar player yet.
>all this for the equivalent of finishing 8thKWAB
mumbai and hanoi will be electric after that effort
>>157508920what no kids does to a mf'er
>>157508918>the lowest ranked team will play 5th?Yep. The two winners of the wild card slot into the 7th and 8th spot of the final 8 and then it's finals as usual.
>>157508501it's true m8, look it up. i've known this for a long time not because I have an interest in Islam but because I am a bush connoisseur and this is important information.good game tonight dogs out next week though
>>157508920kid on the floater thing has a stiffy and trying everything to keep his head turned away
Pies fans mad
>>157508932this was before her marriage and subsequent kids. shes preggo again.
the incel pedo richo
>>157508944>suspendedkek that didn't take long
>>157508913He was like 2 meters over
>>157508925Philipoo for the Saints is a 1m player.Jones is better than him
>>157508944not very nice to call someone a hecking disabled heckwit. words have power
membrey dropped all his spaghetti
>>157508956The Saints should NOT be used as a gauge for what to do with player contracts. They have a second rate ruckman on $1.7 million a year.
>train on marvel>lose at the mcgthank you footscray. the world is a better place when collingwood is hurting.
>Have a 30 second shot clock>Start walking in at 28 seconds>Siren goes halfway throughAre you allowed to stop and go back?If you stop effectively you've gone over 30 seconds so should be play on? But the siren has sounded so?
>>157508955>adjustable showerheadyou just KNOW
>>157508962maxifreijah
More abbey Holmes pics please
>>157508962He will have 300 games played inshallah
>>157508962reckon this slimebag has the gift of the gabwould make for a good politician
>>157508955Can women just not be whores for two seconds?
>>157508955Hot body but I've never rated her face.
30 touches and 2 goals for the little virtuoso, get the man some help.
>>157508962looks like a bloke with serious business acumen
>>157508999Sexualising pregnancy is just completely inappropriate and immoral.
>>157508994Neale is just what they need to support Daicos but his body will probably start breaking down on them due to age and the colder climate.
>>157508999she has a man's erect penis ejaculate deep in her vagina
if i has to pick so far itd be the uncomfortable couch gimmick that one is a gooden
cartcunt and me fucked abby
kek mcrae thinks hes so fucking clever lmao. training on the oppos ground. lol eat shit you fucking spastic homewrecker. you deserve worse than this and hopefully you get yours lmaoooooo.UP THE DOGGIES
>>157509004This is just silly.
>>157509004agree, it's usually a dogwhistle for wanting to fuck babies
>>157509004that's literally just a females body
>>157509004post tits whore
>>157509004I've never been a fan of itAnd i've watched a lotta weird porn
>>157509022ian watkins joined the thread lads
>>157508971How new are you
>>157509047Is that Abbey's bum on the left?
>>157508999CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR>>157509004Literally the most feminine a woman would ever be.
>>157508903i agree, too seethey and not on brand
>>157509055hes very new. asio just sent some new freshies to follow me around since i started back up posting here. you will notice a lot of freshcunts posting here over the next six months or so as they try to come to terms with the ninja like posting i exhibit all over this place.
Why do Collingwoid hate recruiting young players so much? They keep trading all their good picks for scrappers like Schultz and Houston.3 years at 800k a year for 34 year old Neale... S.m.hLooks like they're getting 32/year old Hogan coming off a bad season and possibly 33 year old Stringer.All this will do is keep the in the middle, and the middle is the worst spot to be. Not competing, not getting gun youngsters.
>>157509065looks like one of those new species of fish they find way deep in the ocean
>>157509065Imagine the inter-dimensional dome she gives
>>157509064yeh buddy. why do you think ive been posting about her for the last 6 years. when i found out her nice her body is, i was hooked.
>>157509047they really showed all these girls in their bras and knickers?
Dogs won the clearances by 19 tonight and centre clearances by 10. Also kicked I think 5 goals from centre clearance to Pies' 0. Really need some midfielders besides Daicos because Pendles is past it and DeGoey looks cooked too. Neale will definitely help but short term solution if they can't develop any internally.
>>157509069>Literally the most feminine a woman would ever be.Yes, which is why it needs to be cherished and protected, not turned into a sexual commodity
Just thought of a rap
>>157509079If Collingwood had Neale, Hogan and Stringer in the side tonight they would've won by 60.
>>157509098>Yes, which is why it needs to be cherished and protected, not turned into a sexual commodityWhat if that desire is what inspires a man to re-impregnate his wife?
>>157509102spit some bars
note: victorians are fake australians. supporting victorian afl teams is communism.
>>157509102What's that rap song where the guy brags about how he's the best rapper ever and gets all the women and drinks Cristal in the club?
>>157509110Participation and precipitation it’s like alienation from this alien nation
>>157509095Won't happen, McRae has power over the list management and only cares about the short term.He's drunk the same booze as Clarko 2016-2018, crazy Vossy 2009, Hardwick 2022. All it will do is keep Collingwood stuck in the middle.
We need to wrap our arms around ____
>>157509108You're deluded anon.
>>157509133Tim Memeberry
tim memberberry
>>157509130fire
>>157509130extremely retarded
>>157509131>>157509142aren't you happy your team won mate?
NICK DAICOS CONFIRMED IN TEARS IN THE ROOM.AMAZING PASSION.
>>157509157Little nepo bitch can’t handle losing
>>157509157the little emotional guy
>>157509157little queer
Are the Daicos brothers a finals flop?
Membrey when he tried to kill himself? Might have another go, you reckon?
>>157508913Wouldn't have mattered, Footscray got 3 goals directly from Ed Richards throws. Bevo could have been in the ruck and they wouldn't have done anything.
I bought some cheese today, camembert and brie.
any good BF melts?
>>157509178Not a fan of jarlsberg?
>>157509178i can't tell the difference between these two
cheese smells like farts
>>157509178is this a rap? it doesn't even rhyme
well deserved loss, fucking putrid team propped up by the media and V*ctorian delusion.eat shit.
I like that goats milk cheese with dill in it
>>157509190
>>157509184Jarlsberg is fine>>157509185There's a small difference, one is denser and has less of a lingering 'tang'. That French anon who is sometimes here could certainly explain the difference.>>157509189No, I can't rap
>>157509185Brie is milder and creamier but I would say 90% of people would be in the same boat. They’re certainly similar.
for me, it's pepper jack
Sex gifs
for me, it's>manchego>comte>cheddar, the older the better>gruyere
>>157509079Because the pies don't have 100acre farm houses to sell recruits for 50k.
Cheddar is a fine cheese, a perfectly okay cheese. There's too much of it on the shelves though. Quite a boring all-purpose cheese. A utilitarian cheese.>>157509227Gruyere is top tier gently melted, been meaning to try comte, have heard a lot of good about it
>>157509230>the biggest club in the comp can't afford under the table benefitswhat is this retardation?
whats with the prictorians this ans viccoids that and v.ctorian delusion... i dont get vit, why bdo you hate victoria so much? its 1 guy, maybe a couple of coat tail trolls but really, victorians? victoria is diverse, not "oh heres 10000 indian males , we diversity nao"but actually diverse. id say more so than any other state in this cuntry
>>157509248You ok mate?
>CucktoriaKEK
>>157509252im a terrible typist. and thie seas choppy
>>157509260Stay the course.
>>157509248put the bottle down, subhuman.
I'd live in Melbourne tbphwy
>>157509110>>157509102welcome to country yeah nah fuck off cuntif a boong's got two cents than ya know he's nicked onedreamtime's what ya get when ya tinnies all sunknothing more deadly than the fuel got ya mum crunk
>>157509269it used to be elite in like 80% of areas but now down to about 30-40%
>>157509248I miss xanon
>>157509262im on a boat you dickhead, you really need to zip it. not everything requires your fucking bdumb input dumb and wrong yet again. work on your hygiene. the smells on par with your sanctimony.
>>157509269based xiang
>>157509285trying too hard/10
You can always trust a player who came from St Kilda to let you down in the decisive moment in a final.
McRae such a soulless coping faggot
>>157509292It's the St Kilda way
the little no september boy
>mfw pies lose a close one
>>157509192based farm stink enjoyer
He gave his last $50 to a homeless guy
How can the Wild Card games possibly be considered finals when it's not even September?
>>157509310best gobby he ever got
>>157509289no, you're not trying hard enough. pout some muscle into it. really show the effort youre putting into looking like a fuckin knob yet again. gammon u dirty sluzza.
How the fuck did Ashcroft miss out on all australian this year? hes been great this season and all he does is win medals. He is already one of the most decorated players of the last 10-15 years. How many people have won back to back marcus ashcroft medals?
love bruce but always hated how he called the gf 'the big dance'
>>157509316they aren't, it's irrelevant seppo garbage
>>157509316some grand finals are in october chud
night ladssee youse tomozza
just call it wildcard round. having relentlessly average CLOSE GAMES (because of shit skills from both teams) isn't a good advertisement for the Toyota AFL Finals Series brought to you by Youi
nick noseptembercos
>Nick DaysOffcos
Pies may never win again
>>157509333ready to taste the rainbow?
>>157509323beams and lyons did iirc. probably zorko as well. AAs are a joke and always have been decided on the whims and opinions of highly bias CTE mongs who can barely follow the modern game. brownlows, norms, coleman's are all that matter for individual accolades.
backed the winner in the last at naracoorte today, lads.
>>157509323the AA panel is full of clowns, including Andrew Dillon and Laura Kane, who just go along with media narratives. Murphy Reid and Ollie Dempsey made the team.
>>157509341nick daysoff. this is going to stick.
>>157509333So true. Can't wait for the annual grand final blowout
>>157509355nice juan
NICK DAYSOFF! NICK DAYSOFF! I SEE IT BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
>>157509355beers on you then
>>157509382kek
>>157509358oh i didnt know the ceo and whatever the fuck she is these days are in on it. that makes sense then. call me naive but it still does my head in how some of the biggest and most important things we have in our society are run by absolute fucking morons.
so now that the dust has settled was it a good idea to play pendles last week?
>>157509367Sure beats watching what amounts to a late season cellardweller match
why doesn't afl have ragingly devout unapologetic christian players like the nrl
>>157509398ollie dempsey is your man
>>157509178for me it's coonalways was always will be>>157509123yung lean - kyoto?
whats nrl
>>157509398not many islanders shilling their uncle's disgusting American megachurch
>>157509398islanders don't play it (well). predominantly white man's sport i'm afraid
>>157509398overwhelmingly australian sport. the only devout christians these days seem to be african ngubus, pinoys or coconuts such as nrl players
>>157509398israel folau and ga/j
>>157509390>it still does my head in how some of the biggest and most important things we have in our society are run by absolute fucking morons.like governments?
>>157509408>pr*t israel worshipers >devout christian >christian
But seriously, why does McRae have such contempt for Collingwood's long-term?
It keeps happening
Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus tbphwyl
>>157509415the church of rome is the blasphemous little horn
rare mistake there from the little bludger
>>157509419me when i'm just making shit up from incomplete information. ai's just like me fr
>>157509415>>pr*t israel worshipers>israel worshippers>pr*tever read about martin luther's other works
>>157509425uh huh, keep telling yourself that narcissist heathen mongsola scriptura? more like solar ego.
>>157509355Any tips for tomorrow?
>>157509442uhh piebros, i thought side by side we stuck together??
>>157509438prots certainly haven't lol
>>157509447yeah go for a walk fatarse
crisp josh poisoning the well
>>157509450modern prots perhaps but that's thanks to jewish influence
>>157509458I’m planning to, bitch
>>157509444>ego for believing the Bible>not abti Biblical fanfic like roman primacy, papal infallibility, marian worship and >>157509424papists are basically female space marine tier
didn't watch a second of this garbage. dillo can go get fucked
>>157509464no shit retard. you going to go back in time and bring me some based theoretical prots or just keep spouting nonsense?
>>157509471imagine if this said dildo lol
>>157509470>40kfaggot is a pr*tkill yourself scum
>>157509419It's featured on Wikipedia, afl DOT com and instagram?
>implying modern prots can't be redpilledyou fucking spastic
>>157509470>ego for believing the Bible ego for believing that you alone personally are arbiter of God's Will. dumb cunt.
>>157509474me and most of my church senpai agree with Luther on the jews
>>157509471same but it was because mum had the remote and was watching better homes and gardens
>>157509414yeah but its always been that way. i read things that french and italian writers were saying back in the mid to late 1800s and governments have always been cunts. its only in the last 20 years or so that everything has become so "woke" and the proliferation of the leftist/fascist ideology into things likes sport. its like they dont want us to have anything nice.
>>157509488this dumb post made me laugh
prot pally is hard job
>>157509447yeah mate ive got a few. whether you are going to back them or not is entirely up to you.
>>157509442legitimately the worst fanbase in the league. extreme entitlement and zero resilience. way worse than carlton fans and it's not close.
>>157509497>t. carlton fan
>>157509449thats only in prison
>>157509486>ego for believing that you alone personally are arbiter of God's Will.more confession by accusation. that is literally roman primacy and papal infallibility. how about you let the Word speak for itself instead of adding a whole bunch of pagan, heretical shit to it and then demand everybody believes it or is damned?
>>157509442Daicos-esque ducking of that punch there
while we're Christsperging FUCK any cunt stupid enough to think they're saved through grace alone.>nah yeh the childfucker just repented on his deathbed he gets the same treatment you dobraindead.
whatever you do dont back angel capital. he is the nick daysoff of horse racing.
>>157509516doubt they really believe it though. child fuckers/politicians are usually psychopaths and psychopaths dont believe in anything other than their own delusions of grandeur.
Why are you guys so smart
>>157509482It’s different every time
I would suggest that you mind your language, Christbros. I'm not engaging in this argument, but be sure to speak with sobriety and charity.
>>157509511reminded me of ginnivan desu
>>157509490Poisoning the bread and shutting down the circuses is a bold move when people are becoming so angry.
>>157509516Romans 3:22-28 KJV[22] even the righteousness of God which is by faith of Jesus Christ unto all and upon all them that believe: for there is no difference: [23] for all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; [24] being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus: [25] whom God hath set forth to be a propitiation through faith in his blood, to declare his righteousness for the remission of sins that are past, through the forbearance of God; [26] to declare, I say, at this time his righteousness: that he might be just, and the justifier of him which believeth in Jesus. [27] Where is boasting then? It is excluded. By what law? of works? Nay: but by the law of faith. [28] Therefore we conclude that a man is justified by faith without the deeds of the law.
>>157509387
>>157509523Above-average IQ and read a lot.
>>157509506because allowing egomaniac tards like you run about decreeing the Word isn't letting it speak for itself bruv. it's allowing unGodly blowins speak for the Word in endless ways, all of which eventually lead to idolatry of modern semites.
>>157509523I'm really not that smart, it's that most Australians are basically stupid and I only seem smart on a relative basis.
>>157509536yeah but they see what happens in places like america where the tax payer is fucked over royally every single day and they do absolutely nothing about it despite being the most armed nation on earth. people in this country still dont appreciate just what covid was and we all just went back to normal. if people had a brain, the footy stadiums would be at least half full. and not just at gws and suns games.
>>157509488i was watching legend of korra which is complete dogshit but still better than this sad excuse for footy. no point watching when my team isn't in finals.
>>157509523lot of time to read in prison ;)
>>157509523i drink pauls smarter white milk
>>157509540knowing me if i did that to a girl the beer wouldn't open and she'd be knocked out and have to go to hospital and i'd get charged with assault and when she wakes up she says i try to rape her and i'm charged with rape too
>>157509573isaac pls
>>157509573onya isaac
>>157509554I’m dumb as dogshit but people think I’m smart because I have interests outside of gossiping and sportsball
>>157509548just read the thing champ you sound very hateful which is not of the Spirit
sneed
Actually think alcohol abuse is causing me brain damage
>>157509602it literally is
harley sneed harley sneed calling harley sneed harley sneed harley sneed get up now (wake up now)
>>157509602It almost certainly is. How much do you drink across an average week?
>>157509595holy crisp (formerly based)
>>157509602its a falsehood that alcohol causes loss of brain cells
>>157509606harley sneed will never play finals (until he leaves the iggs)
you seen the pwobwem with collingwood is their defensive spwine now what i mean by that is they have no one dwiving the ball out right ok
Actually think every cigarette is doing me damage
>>157509610Equivalent to 6-10 beers a day, occasionally more on weekends
the alf sneed get was one of the highlights of the season
>>157509602the trick is to be super smart before becoming an alcoholic so you just become regular intelligence rather than a drooling retard
>>157509619That's not ideal but makes me feel a lot worse about my habits when I drank.
>>157509619time to cut down big fella
>>157509616this fucking guy. there was blokes like him popping up the youtube algorithm during the "fuel crisis" we had a few months ago. saying how the world is going to run out of fuel and theres going to be famines in two weeks (yep they literally keep trotting that one out). and yet here we are. dunno whats worse, cunts like that or the abc/guardian.
yeah nah she'll be right ay*gets dementia*
>>157509627Crisp my GP
is harley reid related to harley dean?
mad how that one moby album was rated so highly for a time. shit's lame as hell
>>157509658he fugged prime natalie portman though
JUST TAKE THE DAMN VACCINE
>>157509658That porcelain song is crisp
>>157509634>yet here we areStill stuck in the hormuzzy with Zion Don looking more precarious than ever and rising prices everywhere? Yeah mate, nothing is happening.
>>157509616For me, it’s this Chinese scientist
>>157509662or so he claims
>>157509687yeah nah he did, she's too ashamed to admit it
>>157509673it's okay, much like the rest of the album. since i left you from the following year absolutely mogs for creative sampling
>>157509679just 2 (two) more weeks until china finally takes over the world hegemony and the dollar collapses
>>157509662>bragging about fucking a jewher names hershlag
>>157509723what straight man wouldn't brag about banging prime natalie portman?
i'm God's sleepiest goblin
>>157509662She fervently denies that claim.
>>157509723jake stringer wouldprime era, current era, and leon the professional era
>>157509730a white man with self respect
>>157509743the first and third eras are the same?
>>157509745>2kbYou should be banned for 3 days
>>157509737>>157509692
for me, it's the phantom menace natalie
>>157509734No me
>You should be banned for 3 days
>>157509750based hebephilehappy LGBTP day to you
>>157509768nonce
>>157509713uh huh keep that head in the sand
>freshie actually clicked on the image before looking at the file size and was sorely disappointed
>>157509782she was a legal hsgf in that
>>157509786I’m rapid fire. You wouldn’t understand
>>157509783the point i was making with the pic i posted was that this is all done in perpetuity. its all by design. there will be no famine or fuel shortage. things just get more and more expensive and the quality of everything declines. they slowly but surely starve you in other ways. you probably wont even notice it because you will still have your sportsball, even as gay and fake and lacking in any purposeful soul as it is today, but at the end of the day, its still just enough to keep you from going fully insane and killing the pm.
Do you blokes like aphex twin?
>>157509797>tfw i was annakin's agehe's literally me
>>157509803only one song
interstaters just can't compete with the kino of a packed g for finals
>>157509804that is so wizard
>>157509803i like richard d james and druqks. SAW's a bit overrated
you just get the feeling sgt. sleep is about to show up...
can we actually make change or is the future already set in stone or is both true
>>157509442
>>157509826but i'm not ready for bed. i had red cordial
>>157509829we can make change but God experiences all moments simultaneously forever so he knows the end from the beginning hope that helps
I ate hungry jacks 6 hours ago and I keep doing spewy burps
>>157509842onya JJK
>>157509842whadja have?
worst stomach i ever had was after eating the angry whopper or whatever it was
>>157509848Double whopper, bacon deluxe, onion rings and a sprite
>>157509829No future is set in stone. Things are constantly changing and evolving.
>>157509855TipBLOB*kneels respectfully*
thats funny because i havent eaten any takeaway goyslop but ive been doing spewy burps. i think the water or milk might be poisoned. the only question is; is it our own government or china doing it.
>>157509855corrnot really an hj man but i recently dreamt about a double whopper with cheese so i bought one and it was elite
>>157509842Literally me but I had KFC.
>>157509855lgm
i like light skin black women with big frizzy golden afros and im the leader of the local chapter of the nsn
>>157509876crazy how both of these cunts are retired now. seems like yesterday they were still playing.
Why do some women just look better with a little bit of weight on them.
>>157509890u fukin wot
I experienced happiness today
back in the day the iggs players used to get a card for free hungry jacks and ashley sampi was going there 3x a day eating nothing but whoppers and chips so the club took his away
>>157509911I think he was sarcastically implying that Darling is retired because north are shite.
I shart myself today, to see if I still feel
>>157509910fat creates curves. women are supposed to have curves
>>157509915based carbone lawyer getting the phone call from the government/media assuring you that this whole swans beat up thing is going ahead and you are set to rake in millions from these blokes that did nothing wrong
>>157509876one of the all time handsomest tall forward duos ngl
nonnononnanonni
Best part of a whopper is the onion and the tomato sauce and mayo combo
>>157509991Butcher here, that's sashimi
Why do the afl do the opposite of what the fans want and always change stuff
NEED to sniff some Womanarse
>>157510021This but state and federal governments.
Don't mind me.
Well I've got one hand in my pocketand the other one is givin' a Roman salute
>>157510050he's waiting outside tim membrey's house
>>157510050Crisp time traveler
@157510050>5th of septembercia aint sending their best jeets these days huh
>>157510050cut him in half
Now that Nick Daicos is no longer playing this season every game I'll be left sitting here asking where Nick Daicos is, as he'd surely do a better job than the spuds out there playing.
J I G A B O O S
lol
>>157511492>>157511568we won the /fs/
morning lads. carpe diem.>>157511535corr that is any mans good fortune to wake up to
won't be watching tonight's game either, fuck this wildcard shit off
>https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/cameras-spot-fan-act-afl-has-never-seen-during-first-ever-wildcard-final-between-bulldogs-and-pies/news-story/7437e1e858a1e2fde525ce036d4001f1(Angry) Dogsperg is now famous.
>>157512452daicos sisters experiencing grim times
>Now Tess, who has also been silent throughout the saga, but still diligently uploading sexy photos to Instagram, has appeared on The Daily Mail’s podcast The Debrief to breakher silence.>The young mum said she struggled with depression when news of the scandal broke, and added that her inexperience contributed to what happened.>She explained she’d only been with her husband Ben, and in the end, “curiosity” won out.>“I think curiosity killed the better of me, and when I started drinking, well, this is fun and probably took it too far, and I have learnt from that,’’ she said.>She added that she takes full responsibility for her actions, but doesn’t believe she is a bad person.>“It was a friendship that just got way too close and I think I experienced love bombing, which definitely changes your brain chemicals and I think back and that was just not me during that time,’’ she explained. Lachie is an arsehole. Imagine taking advantage of your wife's best friend like that.
>>157509398what we lack in christian fundamentalism, we make up for in the embrace of wanton sexual promiscuity, dialectal materialism and a general blase attitude towards anything that doesnt involve the purchase of a beanie or a "beanie"
>>157509798reckon I saw a porno recently where the actress/whore said something like "blah blah blah I'm who cares and and you're watching rapid fire 54" or similar, that phrase just weirded me out.
>>157510050mr oh im soooo angwy im going to do things to your lower mandible and im so unhinged and scarwwwwy and i swear lots! is the tiredest mick, he's just limited in execution because hes a dumb boring cunt larping as a boring dumb cunt whos actively violent. gayer than aids. and you can't spell Nick Daicos without AIDS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UQ1mKs9r0E
Might binge watch blue water high today >>157513148Kek, gma
hello I was at the game last night, I just wanted to say lol collingfagsalso lil nicky got schooled by big boy bonty
Ohayou Alfies
good morning alfhappy saturday forl those who observe
Pendles is leaving the pies to go to gold coastHis greed sickens me
>dingleberry going to sunswhat an absolute tosser
>>157513289>nnnoooo my degenerate goycattle players are better than yours nooooo
>>157513314>>157513319disgusting
>>157513342Looks like they're all Pies supporters though.
>>157513314Going to be in for a rude awakening when he realises none of those coked up kids give a fuck about him no matter how prolific he is
that guy with a hate-boner for bunnings sausage sangas costing some money or something is going to pop vessels if he knew how tasty my 2 were this morning .inb4 fatcunt reckon a dedicated fatman would neck 4, poss 5. not much to them, but goodfeels and support for whatever it was is a-ok
i should go to bunnings
>go to bunnings>drive up trade ramp>all these hiviz tradie cucks in utes and trailers look at me like i dont belong>walk around fingering wood like i know the fucking difference lmao>walk to opposite side of store to garden centre>buy a single 10m pot plant and walk back to trade till>chick on trade till and all the tradie wifes in passenger seats in awe of my confident masculinity>tradies seething and refuse to make eye contact>trade ramp 10 deep>drive out with my plant chuckling
>>157513460
>>157513460i will clap. i'm one o the dingus'es behind you rolling a smjoke waiting patiently for you to buy your ficus or babies breath or yucca but its all good, not a brain surgeon no need to0 rush.
Tradies are scum
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&hs=vJCB&sca_esv=2c2cf6cedad07c07&sxsrf=APpeQnvjpRS3T8b3s7NCWjhul0rW0UTvtA:1787956683118&udm=2&fbs=ABfTbFVyMZGZf1hfvX9uKjN_-G8cqCQj_06QnZs315LoFmPf5bBLHMJ0vMQmTbuI72DM7jkBRFwbrKsVPqNG4CzHlKpmayQCBPhe9p_1W5629cQfg9jb2M-Pl4aRI9r2wJ-JXMCXR5JGZgX7gLLe-fuImAVHE_7on6hw1p_GwC7FHpJ-JQjFu_IMsi2jU3-SgKFxSJTIH152EnXRWwHvOrbd-dlW4VTCdw&q=bunnings+trade+carpark&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjehuLXscSWAxVQj-EIHaewBWAQtKgLegQIGBAB&biw=2347&bih=1159&dpr=1.09#sv=CAMSURoyKhBlLWptcDQ4S3liWk04X3pNMg5qbXA0OEt5YlpNOF96TToOaDNJVkJVdERXR0dBVk0gBCoXCgFzEhBlLWptcDQ4S3liWk04X3pNGAEwARgHIKrQj_0KSggQARgBIAEoAQlmao all that seethe>muh special carparkkekkkk
>tradie this tradie thatit's SATURDAY MORNING for FUCK'S sake
That's a really long url Surely a better way to post it
operating my unregistered ryobi drill without a tradies licence
Tradies get the discount from ladies
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos is out of the comp for the year
younger bruv called me ton tell me he'd changed his fb profile pic, so he could layer one of those "pray for [thing]" filters on it. nepal-tibet floods, as its afishhally termed (for tax deductive purposes I'm told)I took the photo hes using, he was shitfaced in Thamel (backpacker part of Kathmandu) on nepal ice, hash, mushrooms and some amphetamine from this skanky chemist and giving one of those hammered faces - might chuck up/might do dazzling leery smile thatt makes sluts gush/might mouth off at soldier policeman something then try steal his hat. he did all of them . point being his tone deaf "I support thing" shows how trivial it is. funny cunt too.
>>157513698dont give a fuck
>>157513342It's was a pie fan who dared to say Nick wasn't his favourite player
>>157513710enough to reply you do. go get a sausage sanga. get 2.
>>157513726It's Haram
Thinkink about putting Mckay on for 3+ but I simply don't trust him as much as Curnow
>>157513733and islam is made up, so cancels each other out. duh.
This Mediocre Round sucks
>GTA 6 Will Be 30FPS At Launch, Rockstar Reportedly Not Sure About 60FPS Performance Mode a fucking SLIDESHOW
>>157513749This. No fucking week off. No wildcard poofery. Get straight into it. They're professional athletes.
>>157513757Don't give a fuck m8New Fire Emblem in two weeks. A game series for the thinking man
>>157513787you mean chess, right?
>>157513749Why? I think it's funny that Collingwood gets their own special day of disappointment. A concentrated little nugget of heartbreak that only they (& Carlton -- feel free to cap) get to experience as a little bonus for the rest of us
>>157513806anime chess, yes
I'm not a thinking man, but I have thoughts and I'm thinking that when you say [X] is the thinking man's thing, you're probably not a thinking man.a pretentious man possibly, but not a thinking man.
Just because you're thinking, doesn't mean you're thinking about anything useful.
>>157513838Fuck off we're full
>tfw no saturday shitter 1pm game of north v gws with kelli commentating
>>157513831https://www.dictionary.com/browse/tongue-in-cheek
morning sunshineanybody have a recommendation on a coffee grinder for espresso?
now that the dust has settled was it worth playing pendlebury in a 10 goal loss in a dead rubber to brisbane last week and not having him out there last night
shitting my guts out
Why did Nick Daicos force Scott Pendelbury to leave Collingwood? Why is the footy culture at Collingwood so toxic?
collingwood have no youth
very sad collingwood has pushed the games record holder out in favour for a 33 year old cheater
the little tyrant
who /horse/ here
>le kath xd!!!!!>HOWLING
>>157513867like the funny with joke over the head?
>>157513843Meant for >>157513920
>>157513698Your brother really called you to tell you about a Facebook profile pic? Is that really news worthy?
>>157513943Barnavara each way
farting up a storm
gold coast suns games record holder scott pendlebury
>>157514028ta
>>157513314>>157513319he already annoyed me but fuck up that's some dumb shittrying to extend muh record, boomer had it way worse but took it on the chin and is respected for it, this is cringe
pendlebury may have a serious mental handicap
Nick really showed his true self last night. He was aggressive, bossy, bordering on bullying his own teammates for his own selfish goals of more and more possessions to further his own career. He cost the team the win if you look deep and should be moved on
pendlebury is 100% broke and needs the cash
>>157514133this but unironically. he's become bigger than the team and thats an issue.
>>157514133for me it was screaming for a one two and then either turning it over or sending the ball flying out of bounds
Nick Daicos abused his privileges as an AFL footballer. He should be shamed.
pendlebury just wanted to play at cheat ground for the first time in his career
>>157513860i was thinking about this last night/this morning when i couldn't sleep, this will be the first day in 5 months of no random games on today or tomorrowthe footy void approaches
nick daicos is collingwoods greatest ever player put some respect on his name
okay apparently pies delisted himthat's slightly less bad but also funnier in a different way, did all that bullshit with him this year now to end it like this
>they didnt announce it was pendleburys final game last week because they thought they could make a prelim at the minimumKEK the arrogance of this club
Tim Membery ended pendles career at Collingwood because he cant kick straight. Jamie Elliott would have kicked that.
iggs
>>157508882Gaycos is a muppet who can't handle finals pressure. Pendles will NEVER return to Collingwood, he's taken the Gold Coast money and run. Tim Membrey is still /weakmind/ from being a Saint. Sidearse was your best defender even at 37, you cunts are toast next year. Up the fkn DogsBased Bevo finna bootyblast the whole league so hard, they'll scrap wildcard week for good.
>>157508907>>157508925Mac Andrew and NAS both got shotgun million dollar contracts based on ONE game. Welcome to the feminine reactive modern AFL.
>>157508944Dogs used to be a protected species 5 years ago.Weightman and Naughton were notorious for ducking for frees. Last night, every goal for the Dogs was EARNED. Arty Jones magic, hard tackles, skill. Collingwood were throwing and getting 50 metres for dogs players entering the mark area 0.1 seconds after the whistle, real soft cock shit.Collingwood are not a serious team, they clearly had training wheels on.
>>157514386true >>157514387also true
>>157508971The 30 seconds is for standing on the mark, he can still take the kick after, it's just play on so he's not protected from being tackled. Taking a set shot doesn't stop the game clock, hence the siren sounded on his run up.
nick daysoff
>>157514424if someone finds the original of this i'll webm it in a few hours when i get back home
>>157510050>piss week gutted DOGcrisp foreshadowing
>>157509078sniff
warners missus kinda looks like darcy moore
>>157510074i get it
isuc peanut
>>157514573i was going to say surely he can do better but just remembered he likes them mannish
>>157514477>Collingwood were throwingDogs got away with throws all night
>>157514133>>157514206>running into goal, direct in front >kicks wildly to the left and hits dan mcstay on the chest right on the boundary giving him a far, 45 degree angle to kick from >camera cuts back to nicky and he's screaming for the ball againHe could've just kicked the goal himself but he was too busy statpadding. Tom Mitchell 2.0
>>157514527Based
>>157514604>PHAWOR HOWS THE VISION AND SKILL EXECUTION OF NICK DAICOS TO HIT THAT KICK
>>157514821its either staging or a huge fine for collingwood for not taking him off for a hia
>>157514821
>>157514821Phoar booted the little master in the head.
>>157514821hope they filled out a near miss incident
Magcucks better boo Pendlebury when he plays against themDon't cuck out! I know it's in your nature, but don't do it - don't cuck out!!
grateful no australians were harmed in the nepal floods
>>157514573A smile would be nice
>>157513904Clearly not.
>Another player was barefoot and seemed to want to touch them [the strippers] with his feet.' The Mail does not suggest this was improper or non-consensual.Lock this sick freak in gaol and throw away the key
>>157514947Too right
>>157513681should make him ineligible for the 'low imho. mediocrity clause
They said they were carpenters and working in the area,' the insider said.Because of their trade, 'the girls agreed to charge $200 per girl for a lap dance [performance] across all the guys,' they added.'The girls performed to one song each and moved between the guys.'The source said this kind of performance would usually cost between $250 and $300, on top of the agency's standard booking fee.'But because it was late and they didn't think [the men] earned much, they did them a deal and they just wanted to get the job done and leave,' the source said.The men paid on the spot and some physical contact was allowed while the dance was taking place, it is claimed.According to the source, some of the men were 'wasted', swaying and unsteady on their feet, as the girls shimmied through their routines.At one stage, a woman said that if the players wanted to touch the dancers, they would have to pay more. 'One guy agreed to pay an extra $50 to slap her a**e three times,' said the source.Another player was barefoot and seemed to want to touch them with his feet.' The Mail does not suggest this was improper or non-consensual.The booking was described as 'straightforward' until one of the women began feeling unwell. There is no suggestion any of the men caused her to feel unwell.According to the source, she became faint in the stuffy room and opened the door to the hallway in an attempt to get some air.Her exit to the hallway while partially dressed allegedly caused alarm among the players, as it was morning by this time and other hotel guests would have been waking up and leaving their rooms.'The guys were all freaking out in case someone walked past and saw them all in there because she was half-naked,' the source said.The girls were really confused because, at this point, they still thought they were just tradies and didn't know what all the fuss was about being seen.
>>157515114https://archive.is/20260828233307/https://www.dailymail.com/sport/afl/article-16086401/sydney-swans-hotel-scandal-new-details-lap-dance-fee-strippers.html
>>157514057gold coast suns brownlow medallists gary ablett jr and matthew rowell
Imagine the horror of thinking the men in front of you were noble decent hard working tradies, the people who build Australia and keep it running, only to discover they were footb*llers.
>>157515114fucking kek im so sorry swansmen this is a fucking comedy and a sham
Thoroughly enjoyed last night.Firstly Nick Daicos playing so selfishly and brattish - only to be exposed on all levels and Finals mogged by the Bont (further solidifying the Brownlow as a meme medal)I don’t know if anyone watches Tennis but Scott Pendlebury is so similar to Stan Wawrinka, whose been lurking around for the last 5 years begging for Wildcards and daring anyone to say no. Like Pendles just a ridiculously large ego and hung around way too long. To see Pendles’ bluff finally get called is just so satisfying.Ryan Gardiner is such a nice guy (too good for VFL, too shit for AFL). For him to be essentially subbed for most of the match and come on and play so well was really cool. Would be so psychologically hard to be switched on in that position.When the Dogs won from 7th AFL House sperged out saying it shouldn’t be possible etc etc. Now that they’ve finally nerfed 7th & 8th it would just be incredible if they can do some damage.
crazy how carlton wouldn't even be playing finals without rigging in round 12
>>157515114>Another player was barefoot and seemed to want to touch them with his feet.' The Mail does not suggest this was improper or non-consensual.>The booking was described as 'straightforward' until one of the women began feeling unwell. There is no suggestion any of the men caused her to feel unwell.According to the source, she became faint in the stuffy room and opened the door to the hallway in an attempt to get some air.lol so this all started because one of the strippers fell into a k-hole or something and wanted to go outside and the Swans players were worried someone from the club would notice a high stripper outside their room at 6 in the morning?
>>157515203Her dad says she has asthma.
listening to moby
First and foremost, I think it's right to say all our thoughts are with the victims of these terrible acts. Some of the most despicable I have come across in my 36 years on this earth
The Sydney five are legitimate psychopaths
>>157515203She was having an asthma attack, and not one player offered her a life saving Ventolin puffer.
>According to the source, she became faint in the stuffy room and opened the door to the hallway in an attempt to get some air.>The woman's father has since spoken publicly about this event, claiming that he believed she was having an asthma attack.
Real tradies would have offered a puffer for her
>>157515245I, too, am appalled at the unreasonable working conditions of the playing group at Collingwood FC under the yoke of Sir Nicholas.
If you are just truthful with people it's much easier to avoid these types of problems
I still think vaporwave is kewl
>>157515203Reckon they were getting too handsy during the lap dances, one ripper tried to get some more money out of them for it (3 slaps for $50), but they're too drink and drug fucked to abide by her rules (4 slaps and whatnot) and were rude to the sick one, and thus being handsy turned from something semi-tolerable and controllable by strippers in a good mood, to nonconsentual touching and end the booking to strippers with the shits. Just a theory.
>>157515314
they didnt twig at any point that tradies would be waking up to go to work at 4:30am on a monday morning?
EVERYBODY IN THE POOL!
>>157515375I understand but playing a funny trick where you pretend to be tradies is a good example where you should have just been upfront.Also if you are making money there's no reason to be so stingy. Just pay the footballer premium so the lovely ladies are satisfied.
>>157515396You get what you pay for.
>>157515391nepalfloods.webm
>>157515396rdo's if you are a union monkey
Mumza says there's completely unqualified cunts grifting NDIS shit and earning 150+ an hour.It's a total rort, they also get their family in on the racket.It's a good example of why socialism does not work, at least in highly invidualistic countries like Australia. It's just a system to be exploited for personal gain.Also since we are a multicultural country, other australians are seen as competitors and rivals not fellow country men.
>no footy and nothing to do until 7:30pmmight as well go back to bed
>>157515463theres no such thing as a non-individualistic countryhuman nature is unbreakable
>Pendlebury leaving the piesThis but the gold guernsey
>tfw some family is still missing in nepal
>>157515463It'd work if I was in charge because I'd just put a bullet through all the cunts
>>157515523>least genocidal socialist leader
>>157514510Don't understand what you're saying.It was a question of whether you can stopping your run in for the kick and go back if the siren goes midway through your run up.Stopping and going back means you've gone over your 30 second shot clock without """starting""" your run up, thus should be play on, but the siren had sounded so instantly game over.Answer to the question: You can stop your run and go back.
>>157515532I'd kill you too fuckwit
my dosn finna shit all over those sloppywoods next year
fuck me dead some of you cunts are ultimate footy cazzies with the shit you ask
>>157514821The guy who kicked him in the head got heemed out of the game (and finals?) 5 minutes later. Potentially career over depending on how he recovers.DONOTMESSWITHTHEDAICOS
>>157515587we're all from nz
>>157515114>>157515203>Someone might see her with us>Better let her dieFair bit of Anita Cobby about this whole incident desu.
>>157514821the little magician
youse all make out you know about footy but pretty clear none of you fat fucks and male cheer leaders ever played a game in your lifestrippers and booze are standard entertainment for the football chad, the feminist reactions of shock and disgust from you shit cunts is hilarious prozzies found out they were footy players, pressed em for more coin and got the shits when they told em to fuck off
>the suns will be better for having peteracas leadership and experience>the suns will be better for having pendleburys leadership and experience
Start of the year Pendlebury was respected as a gentleman of the game and a worthy person to take over from Boomer as the game's played leader.Middle of the year opinions were starting to change and he was a bit of a "me me me me me" guy.Now he's just a mercenary.
>AFL: On free-to-air, the AFL retains the title of Australia’s most watched winter sport, reaching 11 per cent more people than NRL free-to-air coverage so far in 2026.>Figure is based on reach or possibly even, home and away season aggregate. VOZ data has AFL reach aggregate around 147m, and the NRL reach aggregate around 133m for a 10.5% difference. This includes Origins. The AFL home and away season had an aggregated average audience 12.5% higher than the NRL premiership audience (to date Thu 27/8)>On the traditional aggregate ratings front, all AFL programming including Origin, and AFLW on Seven had an audience of 52m. (50.033m without AFLW/Origin). This contrasts with the NRL reporting a aggregate of 62.5m including Origins and NRLW. The NRL season itself had an average audience of 44.469m.
>>157515837oh no no no how will nrlsperg cope? perhaps by having his bussy broken in by an islander?
>>157515722don't think anyone in here has an issue with them hiring prozzies and having beers after a win, the issue is sexually assaulting the strippers by pushing beyond their set boundaries (and yes even an extra arse slap is beyond their agreed boundaries), doing coke and ket with said strippers, and doing this all while 2nd on the ladder after beating fucking essendon at 18th. it's just the sign of a pathetic weakminded fraud joke club with shit culutre that they feel the need to rape a stripper and get on the bags after beating literal dogshit.
What would you do if your team mate missed a shot after the siren?
>>157515889I'd put up the blue tarp and get the special green injection
>>157515889say i coulda kicked that
>>157515889"You gotta hit those"
>>157515889I chose my team specifically because they didn't (the other team did). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCGeHH1NOGo
>>157515916no-one gives a rat's tossbag what you think you fuckwit seppo deadshit, now jog on and never come back.
>>157515923Don't you have a fridge to be scuttling back under?
>>157515889strippies
>>157515889Would start taking the piss out of them with greentext on here.
>>157514573god if i were chad warner or the other 4 id let the missus take revenge on me by keeping me in a cage and forcing me to watch as she cucks me
>>157515837do NOT let nrl see this
>>157515889Dispense a point ketamine up his bum
pokemon world championship is on if anyone's interested
smellbum
few beers then off to optometrist
>>157515996Yewww let's go Membrey
>hey sorry we lied we are actually swans players and it will be really bad for us if you are seen in the hallway. heres $500 please come back in and leave quietly pretty simple instead of sperging out
>>157515932great comeback you fat yank cunt, think you're real fucking funny. you are a subhuman turd of a bloke, now get fucked and never come back.
>>157516005Which cuck will do the ATM run?
NEW>>157516034>>157516034>>157516034>>157516034
>>157515874tits or gtfo
>>157516025chad warnerwas probably looking at his mate's cocks instead of the stripper
>>157516005>Hey we're AFL players >500$try 30 grand or they cry rape. whores aren't accommodating
>>157513998desu, its not the most retarded shit he'll do today. he has flowcharts for his days off.
>>157515179the stan the man call is inspired, not quite a tenny casual but surprised it didnt occur to me earlier.
>>157515203ext windows at Pullman 4th floor and above iirc are sealed foi aircon, noise abatement and so stuff (ie: punters who've done their wads] don't go out them.
>>157515953theyve all got covid again
>>157514821Highlight of the night>Kick Daicos
