Saturday (29/08)>Brasil18:30 | Atlético Mineiro x Vitória20:00 | São Paulo x Red Bull Bragantino21:20 | Vasco da Gama x Cruzeiro>Argentina14:45 | Deportivo Riestra x Vélez Sarsfield17:00 | Rosario Central x Gimnasia y Esgrima19:00 | Huracán x Estudiantes de Río Cuarto21:30 | CA Talleres x Central Córdoba21:30 | Atlético Tucumán x Club Atlético Belgrano>Uruguay14:00 | Boston River x CA Cerro14:00 | Juventud de Las Piedras x Deportivo Maldonado17:00 | Defensor Sporting x Montevideo City Torque>Colombia (UTC-5)18:25/16:25 | Jaguares de Córdoba x América de Cali20:30/18:30 | Junior Barranquilla x Independiente Santa Fe22:30/20:30 | Alianza Valledupar FC x Atlético NacionalSunday (30/08)>Brasil11:00 | Athletico x Fluminense16:00 | Flamengo x Botafogo16:00 | Corinthians x Santos18:30 | Mirassol x Palmeiras18:30 | Grêmio x Chapecoense19:30 | Bahia x Internacional>Argentina15:00 | Banfield x River Plate17:00 | Argentinos Juniors x Aldosivi19:15 | CA Independiente x Gimnasia y Esgrima Mendoza21:30 | Independiente Rivadavia x Racing Club>Uruguay11:00 | Progreso x Danubio15:30 | Club Atlético Peñarol x Nacional19:00 | Cerro Largo x Liverpool UY>Colombia (UTC-5)16:00/14:00 | Rionegro Águilas Doradas x Boyacá Chicó FC18:10/16:10 | Independiente Medellín x Llaneros FC20:15/18:15 | Millonarios x Internacional de Bogotá22:20/20:20 | Deportivo Cali x Atlético BucaramangaUTC-3Previous: >>157501209
BOOOOOCA BOOOOOCA BOOOOOOCA
great edition
>boca wins at the last minute>pechacho cuckdet chokes at the last minute and fires himselfIt's like poetry
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrIPxlFzDi0
sex with madoka
>>157515775anon...https://m.youtube.com/shorts/WW94_LaVomY
>Why Santa Fe is Copero and Millos is a laughing stock in international tournaments Santa Fe has always been a small team that hides in a low block and tries to win the matches in the last play on a corner, they play Uruguayan football and that in a 180 minutes match can give problems to anyone. It doesn't work every time of course and their players are usually limited Ngubus but that is effective.>Yiyos This niggers live in a parallel world where Di Stefano still plays for them and they can beat any team in the world, they think they should play any team as equals. They even went to Bernabéu and tried to play back and forth against fuckin Real Madrid, that's how fuckin delusional they are.
Boca ate l’anus
>>157515928Buracan and São Paulo the ultimate chokers
voltorb
>>157515950Buracan was refballed, every single pen Zapata was 10 meters ahead, buts that part of being copero as well. I think there was a red card in that match as well but I can't recall
>>157515702>This nigga thinks he knows more about FPC than the team owners that vote every year to remain the format, lmao.I do. Our clubs voted for stupid shit for decades too, and many are still reticent about financial fair play rules. Shockingly, dirigentes are often incompetent and corrupt. In this case, it's obvious that clubs prefer Campeonato Carioca rules where any club, no matter how shit, has a shot at glory in the Taça Guanabara equivalent. Cups are random. If we went by Copa do Brasil results, Vasco's board have been doing a fantastic job lately. >It's not a coincidence Brasilian teams started winning every year after they change the format. You know what's not a coincidence? The Brasileirão abandoned the knockout format in favour of a round-robin model in 2003. From that year onwards, almost every final would have at least one Brazilian side.>2005São Paulo x Athletico>2006Inter x São Paulo>2007Boca x Grêmio>2008Fluminense x Liga>2009Estudiantes x Cruzeiro>2010Inter x Chivas>2011Santos x Peñarol>2012Corinthians x Boca>2013Atlético x OlimpiaYou had a break in the mid-2010s because most big Brazilian teams were either restructuring or in decline in those years. But the dominance you see now is just the conclusion of a trend that started right when we reformed our league. The biggest change in our favour was not the format, but the absurd number of spots left after Mexit. A Brazilian final is even more likely when there are 8, 7 Brazilian teams every edition.
>>157515950Forget about going with me to Morumbi
Small copeiro teams >Le anus>Holy faith>Athletico >Independent of the valleyI had another greenflag in mind but I didn't want to cause controversyAnyone else?
Things that supposedly exist but no one ever saw>a midget funeral>an infant pigeon>an argie canchaposting
>>157516032just say it, pussy
>accuse a greenflag of something>greenflag: ummm actually that's youEvery single time.
>>157516066There's been enough conflict itt tonight
>>157516015>I doYou don't, you don't know shit about our idiosyncracy, guess what? We had round robin tournaments in the 80s and 90s, and they even had to make a parallel tournament for the teams that were already out of race. The whole format of apertura/clausura exists for that reason. Not to mention than now the TV is subscription based, no one is going to renew a subscription if your team is not playing for anything.>>157516015>From that year onwards, almost every final would have at least one Brazilian side.Because you are better than all of us, having a round robin is not going to change that. And I could say the same, we won the biggest amount of titles after abandoning the round robin, we won 2 copalibs and 1 sudakino. Not to mention our best results with a.nal making 3 finals, Sants Fe winning sudakino and Burrior making semis and then finals of sudakino, all that happened while we were playing play-offs, teams learned how to play 180 ties with a copalib qualification on the line.
>>157516095dewit
>>157516019My bad, I thought it was São Paulo, but it was InBependienchi
>>157515958Yes, that was a blatant robbery but not even close to other rigs I have seen
>>157516102>We had round robin tournaments in the 80s and 90s, and they even had to make a parallel tournament for the teams that were already out of race.Because, again, that's what I'd want if I were an incompetent president of a failing club. Round robin is predictable. The best teams finish on top, the worst get relegated. In a knockout competition everything is possible, so I'd obviously want a format where I can win and tell the fans I'm doing a great job.>the TV is subscription basedSame here. Most of the Brasileirão is only available on Premiere. This is how it has been for decades.
Anon, its mostly money.
I keep losing
>>157516289t. chacho
anon, its mostly beans
>>157516305w-what's the rest?
>>157516313Farts
>>157516313Rice and fried plantains
>>157516191>In a knockout competition everything is possibleWin it if you are so good> Same here. Most of the Brasileirão is only available on PremiereDifference is every team is fighting for something the whole team, either sudakino, lib or relegation, we only have 6 spots total, our closest thing is having 8 to make everyone be playing for anything the whole time
>>157515740how old is she?
>>157516438Old enough.
>brasileirao tomorrowwill this pain end one day?
I've been a cueca, a farter, a stinkerjust rice with some beansI've been black, with stank, and over and outand I know one stinkeach time I smellfarts on my faceI pick myself up and climb up the morro againthat's farts (that's farts)yeah I can't deny it
Fart fart fartAll over everywhere Everyone's face a fartEvery dish a fartForeplay's a fartOhhh fArtgentinafArtgentina is where I'll beOhhh fArtgentina
>>157516594
My jokes are too smart for /copalib/, half the time someone gets offended.
Ikr, try being me
Bean,bean, bean, bean I want you in my room
>>157516357>Win it if you are so goodMy club will win copalib.>Difference is every team is fighting for something the whole team, either sudakino, lib or relegation, we only have 6 spots total, our closest thing is having 8 to make everyone be playing for anything the whole timeSudakino qualification means nothing in Brazil. "Juntos pela Sula" is only ever said as a joke because not even bottom of the barrel clubs want to play this shit. Which leaves us with five Copalib spots for the Brasileirão, one more than you, and four relegation spots. We're in the 25th round and everything is still open. Maybe a few clubs will really have nothing to play for around by the 34th round, but at that point the tournament will be nearly over and people will still be watching the games because even though Coritiba will have nothing to aim for in the 37th round, they'll play title contenders Flamengo. And I'm sure that there'll be more Coxa fans watching the Brasileirão than the Copa do Brasil from now on, because Coritiba are no longer playing the latter.Round-robin tournaments don't settle as early as some people think. The thing that is settled early on is what your team can aspire to. With the exception of Palmeiras, every Copa do Brasil side has known for a long while that their chances of winning the Brasileirão are zero. But Inter, who are absolute dogshit, are only 4 games away from winning their first major trophy in 16 years. They can make up for dysmal management and planning with one victory against an equally shit side, and then the best games of their year in one of the semi-final legs and the final.The most harmful aspect of knockout leagues is exactly the fact that every team can win. Even if they made money (they don't), they still don't force clubs to evolve and allow for dirigentes to either hide their incompetence behind positive results (w-we won Apertura 2024!) or even negative ones (w-we were unlucky to play the champions in the first stage).
At the end of the day, you can't fluke your way into a miracle Brasileirão title. You can't count on luck, you can't win with huevos, you can't play the best three games of the year, you can't slurp games into penalties, you can't win through camisada. You have to build the best squad in the league. If you want to qualify to the Libertadores, one of the five best squads. It's non-negotiable.
>>157516670It's worthless in Brasil but you are still fighting for something, we don't have enough international spots to make a year long tournament interesting, like we are going to sell more TV rights that way lmao, . Also, Brasil is already set up, champion will be between surprise surprise flamengo and surprise surprise Palmeiras. We don't like that here, as I said, you don't know shit about our idiosyncracy, we like to think that even Boyacá Chicó, Pereira and Bucaramanga has a chance to win it and that's what keep people going to games and paying subscriptions. Take that from us and you will kill the whole league for your idiotic ego of >Bu bu but I just want to show I am doing things right winning a proper championship
Y'all niggas got some chocolate?
just beans
>>157516705>we like to think that even Boyacá Chicó, Pereira and Bucaramanga has a chance to winI know. And that's the problem. You don't have to git gud, you can always hope to win. Burrior don't have to find a way to be the best (not good, but the absolute best) in Colombia for a whole year to win a title. Liga and IDV play under this level of pressure. Cruzeiro and Fluminense are good, good enough to wipe out any league in South America while rotating their squads. But they aren't the best. If they want to win, they have to get even better. There's no quadrangular to save them. Burrior don't even have to be the best in Colombia for six months. They just have to shit their way into the eight best of the semester to get a shot at winning. Unless you grow out of participation medal mentality and adopt round-robin darwinism, you'll forever be stuck with A.Nal, Burrior and Santa Fue embarassing the third major footballing country of the continent in the international stage year after year. If the shit teams get sad that they'll never win again, too bad. Throw them a bone and let them kill themselves over Copa Colombia while the serious teams play the Liga Dimayor. People kicked and cried that it was sooo unfair that their shit failed clubs wouldn't have a chance at the Brasileirão when we made the change too. Other said it'd get "boring". But eventually people grow used to it and they'll be happy when it starts giving results.
>>157516693>If you want to qualify to the Libertadores, one of the five best squads. It's non-negotiable.Like Paulista and Santo Andre?
Palmeiras
poolish
This nigga thinks santa fe can win a libertadores with rodallega as striker if the system changes to round robin. Is that your point?
>>157516901Lmao>They just have to shit their way into the eight best of the semester to get a shot at winningGuess what tournament works the same way, exactly /copalib/
>>157516869They qualified through plumber era Copa do Brasil, which just reinforces my point that knockout competitions are random.>>157516901I didn't say they'll win. I said your teams will be less shit. They might not beat Flamengo, but they'll start beating the likes of Sporting Cristal and Platense.
>>157516865>If the shit teams get sad that they'll never win againIt's actually the big teams that want that, the shit teams with no fans such as Fortaleza, Inter, Águilas, they live out of the a.nal, ABerica, Millos, and Burrior fans. If let's say Burrior is having the start of tournament is having they are not going to fill Techo and Valledupar. You will kill both shit teams and big teams.
>>157516920>They might not beat FlamengoPeñarol beat Flamengo and they don't have exactly a round robin tournament, they have a weir tournament no one understands where Peñarol and Nacional play every day.Burrior also beat Botafogo and Fluminense
>>157516954>Peñarol beat Flamengo>Burrior beat Botafogo and FluminenseI wasn't being literal. The whole point of my origianl argument, after all, was that you don't have to be the absolute best to win a game and thus knockout games are accessible to shitters. Boca eliminated Palmeiras, Barcelona eliminated Fluminense, everything is possible.But Colombian teams are obviously very far from becoming favourites against Brazilians even if they significantly improve. Which doesn't mean they can't be dominant against Peruvian, Paraguayan, Dinoguayan and Chilean clubs. Which doesn't happen. They aren't favourites in direct matchups and certainly haven't performed better in the bigger picture. >>157516939Big teams are the biggest shit teams there are. Nobody benefits more from participation medals than a big club that's poorly managed, makes horrible transfers, is in a precarious financial situation and barely making it most of the time. Vasco and Santos dirigentes would jump and run around if they found out that they don't have to consistently win for a whole season to be champions anymore. But in el mundo realista de todos contra todos, your shitty "big" club will spend 10, 20, 30 years without winning a title until they get their shit together.
As for the Libertadores per se, the end result is that Brazil sends its best (Flamengo, Palmeiras, Cruzeiro, Fluminense) while Colombia sends the 6th best team of the 1st semester and the 8th best team of the 2nd semester, both of which played 3 to 4 games after that.And the four Brazilians weren't just good in 2025, they have to continuously grind their axes to be among the four best teams in Brazil again in 2026. And in 2027. And so on. Meanwhile Burrior's plan is being in the top 8 of the second semester and pray for the best in the quadrangular and the final.
>>157515740based OP
>>157517085did I do this image? It has the photoshop bad habits I normally resort to make this edits but I don't remember making it
I hate females
idk fag check your backlog ffs blud is crazy fr
>>157517214I told you early this year that my ssd died, specifically at mar 10 2026 22:49;17GOD keep it up with the story man
>>157517175Tbf its gay as fuck to kiss females. All the dick in their mouths is disgusting
>>157517289lavou ta novo
>>157517327What color is your skin?
>>157517401blue dabadwdabadae
I'm brown, should I get into soccer and root for any of these teams?
only gays and blacks hate palmeiras
>>157517454The gayest and blackest team is coloquially known as Guiana Palmeirense thoughbeit.
>>157517454baseadinho
ajuda
não tem vontade não
BRASILEIRÃO SATURDAY:18:30 | Atlético Mineiro - Vitória | Premiere20:00 | São Paulo - Bragantino | Sportv and Premiere21:20 | Vasco - Cruzeiro | CazéTV, Record and PremiereMake your predictions
Bom chia copalib
sorry bro, we'll all be watching burracan vs students of the quart river
guys guys...>diarreiraskkkkkkkkkk
Leila is one of the few who run football in Brazil.Powerful, empowering and progressive.The paulista chud can't deal with these facts.
LEEEEEILAAAAYOU GOT ME ON MY KNEES LEILAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>been doing shit work all month>sudden email from QA>"keep up the good work!"bit of a wake up call, I'll try to avoid doing a chacho
The last days of the United Arab Emirates are coming
acordou cedo macaca?policia invadiu sua favela?
>>157519354kek
wow
>>157519549I underestimated the difficulty of a task and now I have to do a bunch of shit on mondau
I CANT GET NO SATISFACTION
When will river deliver the laughs again
>>157517038>knockout games are accessible to shittersSo then the copalib is accessible to us because it's knockout games >>157517038>your shitty "big" club will spend 10, 20, 30 years without winning a title until they get their shitLast 10 champions if we had round robin> DIM >Santa fe>Águilas>Yiyos>A.nal This nigga thinks Is hard to finish first in this shit league lmao, there was a time were Tolima finished first like 10 times in a row
Tolima are the victims of a crooked system. Tiggas would be like psg
Also, reminder small clubs don't want to win a championship, because it would mean renewing the whole shitters with better contracts plus a lot of bonuses they have to give. That's why Tolima always tanks the finals and Burrior tanks superligas and copas.
>>157521625They tank and receive the bag from Burrior or A.nal in finals. Remember that time Gamero gave away the final because it would mean qualifying Burrior to Libertadores
crazy to think that cleber machado's iconic lines>WOW, TÁ LEGAL DEMAIS>NO PEITO, NA GRAMA>É LÁ E CÁcannot be expressed by hispanohablantes in any shape or form
>>157521886That's Luiz Carlos Jr.
We were at the beach (eww)Everybody had matching towels (eww)Somebody went under a dock (eww)And there they saw a bean (eww)It wasn't a bean (eww)Was a bean lobster (eww)
Vai ter emoção até o fim
>>157521403Will be hilarious when we are celebrating the tri on la murillo
>>157522097Nah wait, Burrior will tank this league as we are already are in copalib and there is no economic compensation if they win the tri lmao
>>157522097They won the money already. Work their butt off when they already locked in the prize money for Libertadores qualification is certainly something they won’t do. Expect them to leave half of their salary in la Troja or those motels in the 38th street with circunvalar via juan mina
alaska-chan
WOW! SHOW! NO TALENTO DE JOHN ARIAS E LÁ VEM O PALMEIRAS
This John Arias regate was the only good moment of fuchibol brasileiro this year, insane
Vitor roque perro hijueputa
bom dia a todos os demônias
all argentinans should be in jail as soon the are 18 and being released as they prove they are good for society
>that guy with yiyos flag
>>157522340Brazil itself is already like a prison, all the men have gay sex with each other, everything is banned and if you want to work you have to do it for the state.
laco flopez
>four months without a win in the BrasileirãoGod please help my dear San Pablo I beg you
>>157522215nice ass but weird face
>>157522554Coming
>>157522554Calma, cara. O São Paulo não vai cair.
>>157522700Someone screencap this.
>>157522412Lmao millosfags on suicide watch
>>157522705Caem Chape, Remo, Vasco e um gaúcho. Pode printar.
>>157522645turn on your monitor
>>157522700Of course not remember my theory:2 teams from the Northeast1 green team1 random teamrandom team... mirassol
>>157522834There are zero teams from the northeast in the zone howthoughbeitever
>>157522898Btfo, san pablito rebaixated confirmed.
BORA BAÊA MINHA PORRA
Las Leonas aren't nearly as hot as they used to be
>>157523267Or you just became gayer.
>>157523287Nah, there's a distinct lack of Rognoni tier beauties
WE WON
>>157522898Vasco and San Pablo are Nordeste clubs
>>157523400I can’t understand why flamengo is so popular, growing up they were shit and started being good again after 2014 or so. More than half of my life they were literally nobodies
>>157523400how much do they have in norchi? vasco is probably the 2nd club in amazonas
>>157523548I liked Flamengo when they had Cuellar
>>157523548Flamengo are the most popular club in the cultural and formerly political capital of the country. They were extremely successful at marketing themselves through radio and television, and counted with flattering media treatment too.>growing up they were shit I strongly doubt that. Flamengo are the most consistently successful club in the country since 1980. They won everything in the 80s, won the Brasileirão and the CdB in the 90s, then did it again in the 2000s, and even in the early 2010s when they were indeed shit they poached another Copa do Brasil.Not a single flamenguista born from the 1970s onwards has experienced a title drought, a deep crisis or saw the club relegated.
>>157523565The numbers are fucked up because Datafolha didn't segregate Norte and Centro-Oeste. Other sources suggest that Vasco are only behind Flamengo and Corinthians there, but it's mostly data from over 10 years ago. Still, I can accept that.
>>157523666They didn’t win serie a since 1992 until 2009 and won it again in 2019. I don’t recall them being recurring contenders of copalib
>lemme tell you all about the teams from your country
>>157523867>2009 Flamengo with AdrianoDuring that time I thought Flamengo was some kind of Millos or Santa Fe, popular team with a long dry spellGood times
>>157523287They unironically were gayer in the past.
>>157523666>They were extremely successful at marketing themselves through radio and television, and couThat's a.nal here
parem de falar do são paulo porra eu quero esquecer esse time
>sao pau porraWhy are brazilians so sexual?
>>157523867Look at every other Brazilian club and they all have 10, 20, 30 year title droughts. Not Brasileirão droughts, just decades without winning anything. >fluminenseAfter their 1984 Brazilian title, they would enter a state of continued decline that would ultimately end up with the club playing the 3rd division in 1999. They were competitive again after promotion, but wouldn't win a major title again until the 2007 Copa do Brasil. As for the Brasileirão, they would only win it in 2010.>vascoOne Brasileirão in 1974, another one in 1989. In the 1990s they win most of the titles, but we all know what's been happening since 2001.>botafogoOne Brasileirão in 1968, another one in 1995, multiple relegations.>interThey were a superpower in the 1970s, but after their 1979 Brasileirão they ghosted from national football until 1992 when they won a Copa do Brasil. And then they would only win another title with their 2006 Libertadores. They're currently on a 16 year drought with no signs of improvement.>grêmioPretty consistent thanks to cups, but they spent good 15 years without winning anything (2001-2016) and last won the Brasileirão in 1996. Relegated multiple times.>corinthiansDidn't exist nationally until 1990 and were relegated>palmeirasWon nothing from 1973 to 1993. The 2000s were brutal and humiliating for them. Multiple relegations.>são pauloThey would be the closest to Flamengo in consistency if only they weren't shit since 2009. >santosWon nothing between 1968 and 2002.
>>157524196flamengo in the 90s and 2000s is similar to current são paulo
>>157521886>>157522016>>157522083
>>157524196I forgot the mineiros.>cruzeiroCarried by cups like Grêmio, but that didn't save them from being inexistent in the 80s. Spent 37 years without winning the Brasileirão.>atlético-mgThe most brutal of all. They won the Brasileirão in 1971. And then that Libertadores with Ronaldinho in 2013. No, I am not skipping any titles.
>>157515740SEX>>157517085Nakadashi Nagatoro
>>157524256>No, I am not skipping any titles.2 Conmebol in the mid 90s, and they were kind of always batendo na trave
>>157524316>Nakadashi Nagatorobasado
>Friends decided to have footy on a saturday at 11 a.m.>The sun is fucking crazy and its over 35 degrees>Hadnt played in yearsI almost died brosI kneel to hydration breaks
>>157522898remo
>>157524317Made up Mickey Mouse Cup with ridiculous "clubs" such as Estudiantes de Mierda, Rio Branco (AC, not ES) and Colón. Their state championships are hundreds of times more important.
Don't tell me your life bro.
tell me about the beans
peida ai se voce fala tanto do micki mausi
>>157524429Revisionism. It indeed became a varzea, but in the last edition by 1999 after Conmebol decided to create Copa Mercosul and Merconorte, consequently, diminishing Copa Conmebol's prestige.When it started in 92, only the 2nd, 3rd and 4th place of the countries respective main national tournament. Arguably, as competitive as Libertadores nowadays.
>>157524429I always chuckle when somebody talks about the "greatness of argentine clubs in the 90s" point out that between 1987 and 1999 argentine clubs won Libertadores only two times then they bring up all those extinct tournaments like the abomination of Supercopa Libertadores, etc.
>>157524429Just to show you how much they cared, the second leg of the 1997 Conmebol final in Mineirão had an attendance of 35,131 people. That's less than the 39,095 spectators who watched Galo x Cruzeiro for the final of the Copa Centenário de Belo Horizonte played over the course of two weeks in august of that same year.https://www.galodigital.com.br/enciclopedia/199778_Atl%C3%A9tico_1_x_1_Lan%C3%BAs-ARGhttps://www.galodigital.com.br/enciclopedia/Copa_Centen%C3%A1rio_de_Belo_Horizonte_1997If you want to compare the attendance to a serious tournament that was worth something, Galo put 78,382 fans in the Mineirão for the 1999 Campeonato Brasileiro final against Corinthians.
>>157524530>When it started in 92, only the 2nd, 3rd and 4th place of the countries respective main national tournamentgot a spot*
>>157524467Dont you guys ever play Its not like everyone ITT is watching cobresal vs huachipato or whatever
>>157524534I always chuckle when jim carrey does a funny face
>>157524530The problem is that CONMEBOL allowed it to go full retard and lacked foresight(as always) with it, otherwise would've never had a team like CSA making it to the finals.
>>157524568>he won't be watching Deportes Iquique vs. San Luis
Roman bros not like this....
>>157524777He can't sign autographs. His hands are for holding mate
>>157524429all cups are made up
>>157525284explain this then
Fluminense be like>nossa, 38? Nem parece rs
>>157524483They’re tasty, but make you fart
Sr. José Boto is looking for reinforcements for Flamengo. Blue flags of /copalib/, offer the Gávea club a forward and put a price tag on him.
>>157525683boto's strategy is just going for the most standing out and expensive player available
>>157525718Last time he tried to sign a low profile cheap Irish guy he got rape threats
I don't like talking about Vasco
>>157525777
>>157525525>but make you fartonly if you don't soak it properly
>>157525812>we asked an AI how Vasco would be if 2025 did count
>>157525812kek this is impossible because vaskeks stadium is literally in a favela and if it doesn't look like a favela vaskek lose it's preto, gay e periférico essence
>>157525812don't show this to rikelmy
>>157525984Imagine how many asados
>>157525974Rio de Janeiro was sabotaged.
>>157526019by who?
Flamengo doesn't have or can't spend that much moneyThey're always bargaining their transfer and fumbled several onesCouldn't get Almada, Luiz Henrique, they dragged that 2nd keeper negotiation for weeks with a fucking 2nd division club from PortugalThey either don't have that much money or Boto is shit at papo reto
>>157526037the usual suspects
>>157526040boto is really terrible at his jobthe crotch biter was much better
>>157526037Your average AFA hater would have a near death experience if exposed to 30 minutes of FERJ lore.
ELE RODA A CIDADE INTEIRA NAQUELE MONOCICLOPRA FEDERAL JESSE SANGALLI É O FAVORITO
>>157526047Blacks?
me encantan las mujeres argenchinas ojala un dia pueda lograr una
>>157526040They allegedly have a cash flow problem this year. I'm not following Gávea politics closely, but I've heard that while Flamengo have a healthy balance, they don't have much free cash in hand right now.In practice, Flamengo could afford a player like Luiz Henrique in terms of balance (how much the player costs and how much Flamengo make in a year). But this counts with money that they're yet to receive over the course of the year, which becomes a problem when dealing with clubs like Zenit that hate parcelled installments.
copalib zomboid server?
>>157526189blacks are not subtle enough to sabotage they destroy things in a more straight-to-the-point way
>>157526230Oh shit I'm down.
>>157526224her on the left
>>157525812>favela nuked so hard it submergesHOLY BASED
>>157515808more likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgBACMmaeC0
Lamacchia will build a condomínio in Barra da Tijuca to relocate all of the people from Barreira do Vasco.
aaaaah they call him Jagger my bad
GOLACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157526569he was asked if he listned to the rolling stones and he said he didn't know them, it was a few years agohe was like 17/18 iirc
>>157525974Imagine Rio without Black people and Northeasterners.You piece-of-shit grasshopper, you destroy everything beautiful.
Looking at greenflags here, colombian regionalism isn’t that bad
>palmetina>argemeira
>>157527029Brazilian domestic history is just provincial seethe. It's tiresome and at times pathetic.
thinking about starting law school with 30yo
>>157527202Let’s go
VelezGODS are invictus in the argenchinian superligarcha
>>157527229We'll win.
>>157527229Fuck off, carrozza
>>157527229great, now you can finally fill your stadium!!!
>>157526731I mean youre 17 and in boca reserves that has to mean youve been doing nothing but playing football for the last 11 years
Never let them convince you that Ecuadorian excellence isn't real.
>>157527092>tabela moralwe live in a parody
>>157516064infant pidgeons are cute, but they're almost always hidden in their nests, my gf rescued one because it had fallen from its nest under an overpass, you can always hear them going "bii bii"
>>157527627that's "cute" to you?boy I can't even think how "handsome" you must be
>>157525812why the black templars aesthetic?
>>157527651my mom says i'm just ok
>>157527651Stop thinking about us all the time.
>>157527651that's gay, anon
>é cu
>é guloso
>This nigga thinks 1 Copa lib is excellenceLmao
>é o fim do caminho
>o resto de vasco
>e um pouco viadinho
>boca
>argentina
>es un cago de vidrio
>mamadera de beto
Maybe beans aren't so bad after all..
We still don't know why Flamengo sold Plata.
>>157528430why do you need to know every thing?
>>157528444He trains at the library.
>>157528430what else would you want them to do? give him away?
>>157525812Underappreciated element is how even in the AI concept the pitch is still shit.
Bro has been rewatching the AI video the entire afternoon.
>>157528529How would you fix Ponte Preta?
>one zagueiro>reserve gkw-what is going on?
>>157528574Do you trust the beard?btw I thought you were going to sell Alexsander.
>>157528618prantos wanted a loan, no deal
>>157515740What did we think of the new Madoka movie?
Please god let santos get raped today, i just want to see neymar get relegated please i hate that faggot so much
>>157528766They won't be playing it in my shithole city.
even doe santos will win
>>157528799RAREalso, why is there so much hatred in your heart?
We built this cityWe built this city with rock n roll
>check schedule>santos not even playing today
we built for bibisiwe built for bibisi and nothing more
>>157528880Santos is just becoming the turd that wont flush in the brasileiraoBesides a name as big as neymar getting relegated is funny
>>157528933Kek
If a turd don't flush you grab a bag and chuck it to the nearest field everyone knows that. He earned his freedom
>>157529236Is this political?
Atlético [1] - 0 Vitória25' Borbas
>>157529296lel
>>157529281No I'm talking about fecesThe bag is to grab it, but you don't chuck it bag and all, just the maraño
>>157529236You just insulted the whole of Argentina.How dare you not use a poop knife?
>>157529343Okay buddy we get it, you dislike the current administration but I didn't see you at the ballot boxes last election.
>>157529296the fuck with that vitoria defense?
>>157529383Kakardos btfoBig plumbing wants to convince you chucking shit onto a field is disgusting and brings disease but if you think about it, there's absolutely nothing wrong with it matter of fact on the contrary there's absolutely everything right with it
>BOEEE
We have always been a Female Hockey country btw.
>>157529460the thing is, you guys actually care about that?
>>157529489Beating Holanda? That's our national sport.
>>157528933W-will they ever play again?
>>157529734hopefully, laughing is the best medicine
Atlético [2] - 0 Vitória63' Reinier
Pelé is alive?
Série C quadrangulares defined (top 2 from each group gets promoted to Série B):>Botafogo-PB >Maringá >Floresta >Santa Cruz>Brusque>Ferroviária >Inter de Limeira>Paysandu
VAMOS, SÃO PAULO!!!
>no Pablo Maiawe're winning today
>ABerica losing to JaguarsLmao
era
>daronco
>>157530562Avenging junior >>157530539Based
>>157530674chupa meu tronco kkkk
what a stupid penalty
>>157530682It's always funny when America loses or suffers to a team they used to lose in la B as well
>>157527092Palmeiras is the team argentinos like
PENAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL
>>157528766Traumatic
>>157530706All Americas I know are a big turd in the sewer
Speaking of turds in the sewer did you know brazukians don't throw tp into the bowl? Mfs have a lil basket for toilet paper I've been toldNow let's clown em for it
>>157530736Are you watching Burrior or Trikas
>>157530771Did you know san pablo is robbing one small team right now
Red Bull being roubated
Atlético 2 - [1] Vitória87' Ericksó entrar Scarpa e Dudu que o time para de render
>>157530779I’m waiting for a fucking suv I want to kms
>>157530828it was a foul, though...
>>157530784But blud, if the toilet can flush a turd why wouldnt be able to flush the tp :skull;
>>157530942A what?
>>157530967Sorry a mini van
>>157530504uhh anon?
>>157530994delet this
>san pablo is winningI don't want to see 3 small teams being delegated again. There is no fun in that.
>>157531060confia que o redão empata
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAOBROOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS
it's too tricolorpilled
Red bull is so embarrassing
More like red cuck am I rite
Casemiro scored for inter miami btw
>>157530805YES YES YES YES BASED!!!!!!
>>157531060>the joke is that vasco is a small teamvery original
>>157531804I don't think it's a joke at this point. What has Vasco done in recent years to be considered big?
What are you drinking or eating, /copalib/?
>>157531842>What has Vasco done in recent years to be considered big?a pride shirt
>>157531268
>>157531899stop
>>157531863cultural appropriationIf a São Paulo fan started worshipping Moloch, would you like that?
>>157531899>>157531928sorry
>>157531863Seu cu
>>157531908
>>157531970guloso
>sarney ia still aliveHOW
>>157532045vaso ruim não quebra
vasco btwtche(x2)this new uniform is ugly as fuck
GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL
>santa fue
>>157532089Are you unironically watching
>>157532055thanks dona isaura
fala do vasco agora
>>157532108a gente vai se salvarganhar a CdB e a sulamericanao lamacchia vai concluir a vendae o bap, mauro cezar, rmp e compania vão cometer suicidio em massa
trikasbros...
>>157532099nothat a problem?
>pablo maia enters>RB scores
>>157532180ele deve comer a bunda do dorival, única explicação
>>157532153e vai ter coca cola nos bebedouros da escola
What is this meme-state born mf doing in my junior
>>157532289Who?
>>157532108>bacalhau out>inter in thougheveri don't know how to feel about this
inter in you
>Burrior
>>157532333AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
that's farts (that's farts)
>bragantino lost to sao paulokek
o menino messi virou do triplechi nessa cueca
vasco btw
>>157532438Chill bro
>>157532676Bets on anal?
>>157532741Rape train began
>>157532802>3-0>28’Lol
>make fun of Vasco all day long>They win>Make fun of Sao Paulo all day long>They win
VASCO BTW>cuguloso
>>157532969
Agora é só ganhar do freguês FluC na próxima rodada
>>157533276temos que torcer contra mirassol, remo and inter amanhãmas sim, foi um bom jogo para dar confiança aos nossos bagres
Make a webm out of thishttps://x.com/fodboldword/status/2093859998078230902/
Ok, The Copalib Bean Situation Is Insane
>>157533923I love you so much it’s unreal
>>157533923I think they can ask the points for that
>>157533987Can they really? It’s not a viveza, the guy just had bad timing
how would you resolve this? hard mode: you cannot say "kill all niggers" so your answers must be grounded in the realistic legal scenarios.
>>157534003They can ask for the points as it's interference from a staff member. Will they do it? Don't think so, will they get awarded with the 3 points? Depends how good is your lawyer
>>157534044I give independence to Bahia
>Burrior fans want to sack AriasNever cease to amaze me how stupid they are
>>157534044I think this is an easy one>look for intellectual orchestrators >look for material perpetrators >look for casual troublemakers who didn’t took part, but who were around helping create a violent response Little matters the number of people involved >>157534077What would you do
>Club Deportivo Popular Junior Fútbol Clubwow club deportivo futbol club
>>157534142>What would you doKeep Arias at least 1 more year even if he doesn't make the top 8, he won B2B leagues and was the one that build that Cali team that won the league, also got DIM into a final. It's not a coincidence, he is one of the few coaches that understand how this shit league works and he is certainly the best Burrior can get. The whole problem is that Burrior fags are stuck in the >muuhhh jogo bonito, > muhh paladar negro >En Barranquilla a la gente le gusta un equipo que la toque >muhh number 10They also think Burrior is some kind of Bayern Munich and should aim to win all those plastic platters Dimayor give.
>>157534197Deportivo popular>>157534203With two leagues in the bag, I wouldn’t sack him, but ofc there is something broken. If I were char, I’d talk to him and the players.
>>157534245>but ofc there is something brokenBurrior fags don't forgive him the superliga, losing to Barranquilla in la Copa (plastic platters that doesn't mean shit) and they certainly don't forgive him the libertadores last place when he was the least responsible of that. >If I was Chat I would talk to himI don't think Char want to sack him but his main weakness has always been to listen to the fans or better say, his costumers, he was even going to sack him last season when he was in the third place.
>>157530771Russians do the same so I'm told.>>157534197>Deportivo Popular S.A.
>>157534044I'd rather play in easy mode, the simplest answer is often the right one.
>>157534044What happened?
>>157534849someone threw a metal folding chaireveryone got mad
didn't watched any footy today, did something good happened?
Someone ITT ate beans today.Just remember that while you post.
>>157534901No. Palmeiras plays today.
Senhor JesusObrigado por nao deixar as forças judaicas roubar o Sao Paulo
>>157535001Is Red Bull zionist?
What happened to the flags?
>>157534988i know, but we are so fucking shit
Is this the side effect for eating too much gatos?
What's the difference between "Copa" and "Taça" in PT-BR?>>157535054>anulo mufa
>argenchina lost the wc final, won womens hockey wc and river won the sula in 2014>argenchina lost the wc final, won the womens hockey wc in 2026be careful with the bideteros this year guys
>>157535423Leonas lost in 2014 though.
>>157535423riber lost and the team is a mess
>>157535423>incorrect data>pattern faggotryDo you work for TyC Sports or ESPN?
>>157535197Being literal, there is none. Nowadays, people normally use "copa" to refer to the knockout tournament format and the competitions themselves, and "taça" for the physical trophy (interchangeable with troféu).I have no sources confirming this, but I have the feeling that "taça" is the most purist Portuguese word while "copa" is a linguistic innovation influenced by Spanish, English, French and other languages. The reason for this is that in Portugal they still use "taça" (their national cup is called the Taça Portugal) and we historically used "taça" for pretty much every tournament. Taça de Prata, Taça Brasil, Taça Rio, Taça Guanabara, Taça do Mundo. Even in the 2000s, Globo still called the Libertadores "Taça Libertadores" as opposed to "Copa Libertadores". But the last decade confirned the trend of "copa" replacing "taça" as the default form of "cup" in Brazil, and now the convention I mentioned above applies.
Taça is also the literal equivalente for copa in the "Racing pede vinho mas não tem taça" sense.
estudiantes de la plata is a nice name. i wish my club was called that. ESTUDIANTES DE LA PLATA. it just sounds nice.
>5 am>3 green flags in a row early fart to start the day with a stink
>>157535904Just become an Estudiantes fan.
>>157535947i don't want to be branded a traitor for supporting an argentine club
>>157535952So I'll brand you as a coward for not following your true passion.
another one
farts, mr green flag?is it really that fart again?
I'm Jewish
Hi Jewish! I'm Dad
>>157535197Taça and Copa are both translations of Cup, but copa is much rarer to be used outside of sports>>157535777thats right>Copa>nome feminino>12.Brasil torneio, campeonato em que se disputa uma taçahttps://dicionario.acad-ciencias.pt/pesquisa/?word=Copa
>>157536178this but unironically
>>157535054I need you guys to win today, don't disappoint me
ctf_2fart
Os judeus ontem nao roubaram meu tricolorAmém. Viva Dorival, viva o São Paulo Futebol Clube, salve para Lucibagre nos salvando contra o Energétio
We can stop with the antisemitism already. It's getting old.
>>157537977t. Shalom rabbi
Se pegar os times meia boca desde 2023 o São Paulo é o que mais tem pênaltis em casa de longeTodo jogo tem pênalti ou expulsão Eu falo isso desde 2023 quando eles ganharam a copinha do Brasil na mão grande (literalmente) e só não foram rebaixados pq as forças ocultas ajudavam no MorumbiFaz sentido times como Flamengo e Palmeiras terem muitos pênaltis pq são os melhores times, a relação do SP com a arbitragem é uma aberração
Who's ready for another edition of the classico do futebola uruguayana
Athletico e Fluminense na Arena da Baixada hein jogão fala aí na sua opinião quem vai vencer?
Semi-automatic offside is down in Arena da Baixada
Just found out I can't have children
>>157538112I'm sorry bro I know it must be hard
>>157538112Fujimori went too far
>>157538112"usted no tenel hijos jajajjjaja"
>>157538141>>157538143Don't be rude
>sunday 11am match>no thiago silva>canobbio>hulkthat's a skip, i'd rather go read a light novel
>>157538112No biggie
>>157538178Why are they playing 11 am
>>157538112i'm sorry man
for me? well, of course, its tim maia
me? yeah I gotta say it's Quarteto em Cy
electabuzz
flu bros...
>>157538178There is too much semen being slurped in Curitiba right now.
gooooool
cazetv is one of the best things to have happened to brazilian football and i'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>157538461It's hard to expect defending from this team without Thiago Silva.
gu ol
FALA DELE
>hulk fez de faltaGol nocivo à temporada. Vamos para mais 50 faltas na arquibancada até o final do ano.
>>157538549Unhiged, insane and delusional if you think there'd be a point where someone in the team would've told him to stop taking free kicks. He's also taking every corner until he retires.
Goleiro Santos engoliu esse gol aí
>hulk leaves>???>13 games of invincibility
>>157538587He's awful. Athletico's defending makes him look good, but he's still the same chickener from the Flamengo days.
>>157538112uuuhh then why does your wife have two children then?
>>157538112and that's a good thing
>hulk talking to the refEverything reminds me of that webm.
>>157538721he does that every time, he's just that annoying
Why did he do it?
>>157538112I can't either because women find me repulsive
>>157538794
>>157538549Você é um canalha oportunistaSeja homem e admita que o Hulk faz a diferença positivamente
>>157538794To send a message...
>>157538794No nordeschi é assimSe você discutir no trânsito e chamar o outro cara de frango (viado) ele vai guardar sua cara e assassinar sua senpaiília inteira
"Givanildo, o herói do bi"Disponível no Globoplay em fevereiro de 2027
>>157538865I know who you are and what's the intent behind this post, but you're not wrong this time.
Good morning /colapib/, we play today at 17:20 UTC-3 or 16:20 UTC-4, vela hour. I honestly don't know what we are playing against, it's some youtube animation thing. This is the last match of the group stage, we have to win or get raped less than the second place team, we both have 3 points.
>>157538902I’m not the usual nordeschi hater autist but I lived in nordeschi for years and I can say niggas see red when you call them frango, specially older people
goooooool
>New guy at work has the same name as me>I already know what's gonna happen>He will become friends with everyone >I will become "that guy with the same name as him"It's gonna happen again. I see it coming. I have start finding a new job.
>>157538974why not become his friend since you share the same name?
>>157538974you're getting too worried about small things my friend
>>157538917>UTC-4Woke nonsense.>I honestly don't know what we are playing againstOney is a bunch of retards from newgrounds that have a history of controversy with cp and furry shit.
>>157538794>Flavia dos santosRest in peace my hot milf
>>157538999wow... they are just like us
>>157538974imagine caring about this stuff instead of money
Goleiro Santos engoliu um peruzaço
>>157538794>Caipiras>Se envolve, com tráfico de drogas>acabam morrendo de forma brutal
>>157538178Fala deles
>>157538974we'll call you quispe jr from now on
>>157507383There is/was a rally race in Paraguay this weekend. I was in PJC yesterday.
>patético do paraná
Admita, fluschizo
He's not a schizo. He's just a swell guy who happens to hate Hulk and Canobbio (fala deles)
>>157539125Caring about money would just make anyone even more miserable
>>157539516are you waveslaving for friends, social life or money?
>>157538974See? Thats why it's important to have a unique nickname
I wageslave to feel superior than parasites
VIVEROS
>>157539580However...
ERA
>>157539578I’m superior any public servant working in bureaucracy
>>157539680Wish I was one of those PH workers that win 5 grand just for spreading propaganda here and there
>have goleador from Serie A>Call some shitter from Russia instead
>>157539749Calma. Ele só joga no Athletico Paranaense.
>>157539710>colombian wants to work at pornhubPost tits or gtfo.
>>157539749Athletico and Braganchino aren’t real clubs, what happens there is not realityIt’s like a simulation, this is viveros true power but if you put him at fluminense he turns into a perninha fodido
>>157539710If you had a pussy, you would have 5 million dollars net worth.>>157539749Yes
>>157539680even me?
>>157540153Especially you.
They say Rio is the land of maladragem. But this club from Curitiba is responsible for:>vitor roque to barcelona>rony to palmeiras>marcelo cirino to flamengo>bento to al-nassr>abner to betis>robson bambu to nice>PABLO's whole career>renan lodi to atletiI'm not even counting Canobbio to Fluminense or Santos to Flamengo. These two just kept doing what they already did in Athletico. There was no downgrade, they were just like that all the time.
>>157540141Idk mane I know a lot of broke women with vaginas and they give it out for free
>>157540153It depends, what do you do for a living
>>157540196They had gotten it right in 1997 with the crest
>>157540243Some people inside the club (probably homosexuals with publicidade e propaganda degrees) thought a simpler crest would be better for commercial use and branding. You're supposed to see a hurricane there.
>>1575401962002-2018 logo was much better. flog the fag who designed and the fag who paid for the 2019 logo
Negro Rada era brasileiro porra
>>157539749lorenzo style
>>157540233Because they never met Petro
Watching spiderman right nowNo idea who these characters even are, besides spiderman ofc
>>157540491>CapeshitI'm watching the Simpsons for the 9001st timeIt's the Henry the 8th, Sacagawea and Mozart episode
Ontem toda tv na Pompéia tava ligada no Sportv torcendo contra o SPFC, principalmente nas sinagogas
esse aí tá em todos os jogos desde 1977
Vitória Vascão
>>157541191I wish they did to Diniz the same thing they did to him
Torcida do Vasco canta para Marcos Lamacchia em São Januário. "Ô lê lê, ô lá lá, Lamacchia ta vindo ai e o bicho vai pegar”
Spiderman doesn't wear a cape
>>157541243Elect him for president? Based
we win today
>Insólito! El dibu se le comió 3 puñetazos en su debutínThis is a completely normal sentence for hispanohablantes
>>157541379It has been proven by science that women develop and strong bond to a man who steps on their pescocinhoThis is not achismo, they ran tests and shit, it’s only 2nd to soquinho na costela
>>157541380Do people in hambrentina eat this?The protein deficit is alarming.
What is blud yapping about?
Torcida do Vasco idolatrou Eurico, fez festa no aeroporto pro Josh Wander, cantou musica pra Leila Pereira e agora posta bandeirão do velho 95 anos Lamacchia com uma camisa do VascoNao era melhor fechar o clube e se dedicar ao basquete, natação ou volei?
I really wish I was a Flamengo fan
>b&fieldAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
HOWEVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ch1oHamkv8we chuggin beans
PENAL PARA RIBAR
saved
PENAL PARA RIVAR AGAIN
>>157542022to be fair, it was an invasion desu, the pen had to be retaken goal btw
>>157542040vamos riber rober riber btw
>>157541527>basqueteFlamengo are better>nataçãoFlamengo are better, and so are Fluminense and Botafogo>voleiFluminense and Flamengo are better.And I'm not even counting clubs from SP and MG. Even in rowing, the sport they were created for, Vasco are any good. Flamengo comfortably dominate the sport in Rio, with Botafogo occasionally winning a title here and there.
Gallardo to Ecuador btway
It's sampaover
>>157542151>>157542151>>157542151
>>157542069fala do futebol de areia, covarde
