>Wildcard Round Edition>Tonight's GameMelbourne vs Carlton @ MCG 5:35pm AWST
>>157516034no point listing the game as no-one will be watching this drivel
People won't stop calling me buddy
Swnaslords what we doing this weekend?
the feminist posters in the last thread got quite upset with that nuke>prozzie boundarieskek
>Demon Prince
>>157516045Yep. Interest in the finals plummeted when Australia's team got knocked out last night.
Cats are fucked if Carlton win tonight
>wake up>remember Sloppingwood chokedKWAB
I dont support the pies but I dont see how you could hate on that game last night it was good footy from both teams
>>157516125Yeah I enjoyed it as a neutral first time in a while I've watched a decent game of footy.
did rory lobb have a bet on sloppingwood winning? that last contest makes him look like a plant.
it was a low skill slog from two teams that didn't deserve the spotlight.
meme match tonight
Finals like atmosphere.
>>157516067>>157515996
the little champ was getting pretty cranky last night, uncharacteristically so
>>157516180understandable team wasn't performing to the high standards he sets
>>157516081CRIPPAAA
weird how the strippers sort out and confronted the coach and team staff of the "tradies" they were "assaulted" by
>>157516226they obviously put two and two together and are smarter than you ya big sex pest
>>157516226the jig was up by then. and by jig, i mean the blackest cunt they employ. no tradies work with blacks. not on a monday. thats insane.
>>157516081
>it's weird that a bunch of people in melbourne recognised afl playersit's almost as weird as how worthless sex tourists who go to thailand for "food" and "gym" always end up to be raping 15 year olds
>>157516252applied for a new projector yet mate
>>157516226>The figured out that the oldest male in the group was the leader.How weird.
the nfl match at the g is gonna be massive
fuck strippers
>>157516167Godspeed eyecel
>>157516316sure, how much and can i creampie them iykwim haha
>>157516337Did my tax yesterday and the cunts want me to pay a medicare levy even though I haven't benefitted from it in any capacity in the last 2 years so fuck 'emgonna get my money's worth. emergency department trip soon
>>157516355self centred faggot
>>157516034wow a wildcard image, nice to see you still don't have a single shred of creativity even after all these years,, turdo
so much negativity
>>157516426
>>157516268slit your throat mickhead
not doing it for a laugh hate your fat fucking guts
>The AFL has today announced the highest viewership in the history of the game, reaching more than 370 million people during the 2026 Toyota AFL Premiership home and away season across Kayo SPORTS, Foxtel, Seven and 7plus.The key word is reaching. Typically announcements like this have been made using the tradition of aggregated averages - the entirety of the AFL season last year rated an aggregated total of 152m - to reach 370 million would require an uplift of 143% across the board - and lets be clear, this almost certainly has not happened - so we can only assume this is an aggregated reach audience - which has never been done before in Australian sport and distorts the data.Fox example, The total Seven FTA aggregate for the home and away season was just over 51m (VOZ, overnight data). Aggregating reach gives you a figure of 144m for the season (VOZ, overnights). If a similar reach to average ratio is demonstrated across Foxtel, you can see where the average audience might be around where it was last year
>>157516587keep coping nrlsperg
>>157516587butthurt nrlsperg
>>157516034
Carlton and Melbourne are both the good guys desu but I will be going for Melbourne tonight because unlike the media I still remember the disgusting Elijah Hollands incident
Are their any specific reasons Carlton improved as much as they did other than just changing the coach, Its the gosh darndest thing I have just about ever seen in sport
gma
>>157516587I dont know how to retort this
>Sorry boys, I just HAD to play half a quarter last week>Now if we're all done sooking my uber to the airport is almost here
>>157516744source on this gym goddes
>>157515916Billy Brownless did it as well in 94https://youtu.be/6g8eSIWGg7c?t=8524
>>157516733I don't really understand this, mcrae very clearly doesn't want him and knows he's cooked, same with leppa. So what's the problem with him retiring to SEQ like other greats?
>>157516744Yeah, go to war to get away from the stupid fat bitch
>>157516777kek got him
women. can't live with em.can't kill em.
ynr pendles egregious 433 grift
>>157516699its not THAT crazy. its not chinese or east german womens swimmers level of uncanny valley
>>157516587Unpopular opinion but these moronic code war posts need to be banned.AFL isn't better than NRL or vice versa. Whether one supports one code, or the other, or both is luck of the draw of where one was born
I'm an A-League man, I watch the AFL and don't mind rugby. There's no need to bicker.
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/973107
>>157516699They were tanking bc they hated Voss
>>157516859Based Brisbane West End resident
>>157516699In hindsight, there was nothing particularly shocking about carlton's start to their season.Don't forget they almost lost both games against the dons and tiggs under Fraser, so it's not like they're out of their gws-esque schizo phase. It's 2024 with a new coat of paint
>>157516957The Giants actually had the craziest seasonThey broke a record for most goals kicked in a quarter against the reigning premiers and still missed the 10
*be's furiously buying up 2026 team coach packs b4 my local card shop runs out of them*
>>157516970I also feel that this coming year is wheN they finally retire "orange tsunami' BIN IT, BURN ALL TRACES OF IT, DENY IT EVER MADE IT PAST THE FOCUS GROUPS we'll just hit the pipe harder and for longer and postpone REM sleep till July
>>157516141pea heart lanklet Fred reject. How do you let anyone bully you out of that drop zone space. absolute shitter
>>157516744fat slutstill would
>>157516587who are you kidding faggot. nrl ratings must come from 5 set top boxes in lakemba and mt druitt, lived in nsw me whole life and nrls popularity is at an all time low no cunt knows hardly any of the players theyre all coconuts or terrorists except cleary ponga and daily cherry evans. only reason cunts get hyped for origin is an excuse to hit the piss mid week and tell queerslanders to fuck off.nrl died when cam smith retired and his kids, hilariously, play afl
>>157516744>type of woman they used to go to war forhamplanet cope
>>157516065onya lance
>>157516744fat slut
>finished with usual saturday stuff an hour ago>now have nothing to do for the next 4 hours>no footy on all arvo i'm lost
>>157517094cook your husband a nice dinner
>>157516744Not saying I wouldn't fuck the everloving shit out of her, but Helen did not look like that lmao
S P I K EPIKE
>>157516744>decent looking face>20kg overweightsad!
>>157516744>tattooruined
>>157516079she had insufficient intent with her boundaries haha
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
>>157517132Isn't that the guy who lost his team that game last night?
>>157517053thknk she's alluding to ancient greece, helen of troy etc
memsie stakes looms
>>157517143Shutupshutupshutupshutup
>>157517132was this nick daysoff's original nick? only know him from his finals failure era
helen of troy's got nothing on trent of punchy
>haha guys im pretending to suck off nick daicos as much as the media does am i funny yet????the worst mick on /alf/
haha hey ladsall of this could have been avoided if the swans players had a boundary umpire with them that nighthahaha
>coin Nick Daysoff last night>AI overview instantly extrapolated he plays bruise free footybit in this
nick 'the stager' daicos
>gets kicked in the head with so much force his head goes flying back>people start callinged you a stager
nick 'the pooftah' daicos
collingKEK magGOTS will still cheer for the over-rated fraud pendlebury when he plays against them
>/afl/ is STILL seething about Daicos and CollingwoodAbsolutely rent free
Cox down back
MagGOTS KEK
lol
all the poor quality posts are mine
Gaycos couldn't handle the fact that Weightman is a superior flopper so he amped up his game
>>157517283booked in for therapy yet Tim?
daicos is good i dont get why hes hyped so much wouldnt call him high impact or a game breaking type more a link up fella
Weightman (oAAAAaaaaa) fighter of the Gayman (oAAAAaaaaa) trumped the father sons
the world is a fake and gay illusion
gnosticism is afake and gay illusion
the world is a vampire
After a year of carrying Collingwood Nick Daicos deserves a rest until he is required to carry the Brownlow Medal later next month.
>>157517338the 'low would be pretty heavy for him tbqf
>>157517338How is it confirmed if the votes are secret? Or is it partially secret? Serious question.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x_usQD33Xw
barnavara will make us rich in 10
>>157517338he'll duck his way out of that too
bontandbazbros methinks we need a collingwood drug saga to clinch the 'low from daicosian claws
why do people line up at a bar now?
>>157517354The eye test. He's been clearly the best player in every single game all year.He's been averaging 38 disposals and a goal for the season, which is the highest ever recorded.
>>157517385Don’t have to talk to anyone
>>157517385to purchase a drink
>>157517385>nowhow has that changed?
>>157517391Yeah but umpires favour contested beasts.
>>157517426meant for>>157517215
thoughts and prayers for nepal
>>157517399>>157517408New South Faggots
>>157517391he's been averaging 34 disposals and a goal a game, no need to blow smoke up his arse
she nick on my dai til i cos
don't they allow umpires to look at stats now to help inform their votes (because Gaycos snr. had a sook)Scumps will just see "big number good" and spam 3 votes, need to dig into disposal efficiency but they are too smooth brain for any type of critical analysis.
>>157517458First and foremost, my thoughts are with Australians.It's just thoughts sweetie.
>>157517385zoomers unironically have no idea how to operate in social settings. covid nuked their brains. thankfully if you're at a decent pub just walk straight up to the bar and you'll get immediately served while the line seethes.
>>157517426Yeah but umpires favour contested breasts.
Never watched a game of rugby in my life and I'm old.
Soldiers watching Achilles fight in a battle must have had the exact same feeling we have when watching Nick Daicos on the footy field.
Never watched a game of footy in my life and I'm old.
>>157517498I watched my first this year, I enjoyed it more than footy
>>157517266so he should have gone off for head injury assessment then?
I’m starving hungry
>>157517521Hi starving hungry, I'm Dad.
Never watching Achilles fight in a battle must have had the exact same feeling we have when watching a game of rugby in my life and I'm old.
>>157517490meant lachie neale
I made a spinach, prawn and feta quiche.
fuck michael selwood the dirty rat bastard cunt
>>157517525KEK
>>157517533Prawn is a weird addition, how’s it go?
A spinach, prawn and feta quiche walk into a bar watching Nick Daicos and Achilles playing rugby and they're old.
ruggers unironically have no idea how to operate in sport settings. covid nuked their games. thankfully if you're at a decent park just walk straight up to the pitch and you'll get immediately served while the line seethes.
>>157517513Takes more force then that to shake the little maestro
>>157517543No, but Steven May
>>157517533Can I have a bit?
>>157517551No, but Steven May Sue.
tonight's kino: No Socks RPG
large game tonight
is this a good standard to set?
>thread derailed because i accidentally posted >>157517498 instead of >>157517508i am the man behind the curtains. the one pulling the strings. you are all dancing to my tune
>>157517542Its alright. Spinach is sort of seaweedy in flavour. The tartness of the feta is similar to vinegar and lemon juice with prawns. Ordinarily each of the ingredients can feature with eggs by itself.>>157517552Yeah sure its in the kitchen.
>Spinach is sort of seaweedy in flavour.
Sleeping with socks on changed my sleep game
>>157517570>File: hfw.png (503 KB, 1021x676)
big game tonight
It's over
>>157517576u mad?
big gape tonight
>>157517583You've earned it, Nick
Grandma used to make spinach and feta quiches all the time then she stopped using pastry and starting adding pine nuts and it was over
>>157517583>Anonymous 08/29/26(Sat)15:04:40 >No.157517581▶> >>157517576 (You)> u mad?
large gape tonight
>>157517580me when the missus asks what the collection of consecutive deliveries by a bowler is called
We're so back
>>157517565200IQ game sense. Felt Quaynor's AIDS riddled hand on his back so tried to jump into the second row.
anyone wanna go down to the oval (same as last time) and play kick to kick?
>>157517580me when the missus asks if I still love her
im fuck
>>157517574It's a big boobs furry porn game
>>157517565I don't think it is for Cody Weighman. Good on him being an artist and all that shit. However, him diving and doing wanky shit on instagram at the same time... its all fake and what you expect.
>>157517597Fuck off /cric/sperg
>>157517609Hi fuck I'm dad
nice try reportsperg lmao
>>157517570Next time you eat spinach close your eyes and ponder it. It doesn't taste straight up like seaweed, but its in the background.
Spinach gets a disgusting taste sometimes
>>157517593She stopped using pastry? So she started making frittata?
>>157517636i don't want to talk about it
>>157517620KEK
>>157517471He averaged 35.3 disposals per game for the home and away season.The last dead rubber game where Collingwood were taking the piss and resting players lowered that to 34.86. Frankly, such a farce shouldn't be used against him.35.3 in the games where the teams were trying is good enough.
something will happen tonight
>>157517626im a tradie i dont eat that fag shit bruh
>>157517655Strange how McCrae only came out with how they didn't care about the game and were totally resting players after getting Baned in 4K when before that it was all system and bravado. Crazy how the apparently rested players looked gassed from half time last night.
running off a player for an easy handball then kick 35 times because thats the team plan isnt elite
>>157517570Is there any more of this girl? She's so cute. Absolutely mogs that brazillian swans streetwalker.
>>157517664But its rich in iron. It will give you energy to swing a hammer or turn up at some old persons home and scam them.
>>157517662what does he know?
>>157517666>Play 50 year old Pendlebury in a game he should be rested>He pings his hammy>Needs to sit out the final>Leaves the club immediately after the final kick missedThinking there's a lot of bad blood there.
>>157517662Ok vaguebro
tradies get some primeval urges satisfied via manual work every dayoffice workers generally have large hips and are emotional due to high estrogen and zero primeval urge appeasement
>>157517672Here you go champ, a picture of me gf
>>157517672name is literally Marina MOGilko kek
>>157517713wanna talk about cars?
iggs soon (6-7 months)
Fuck cars
>>157517722Lose the moustache and it's a WOULD.
>>157517737six seeeeeveeeeen
>>157517761I still don't get the 67 meme
Patrick "Demon Prince" Cripps
her name was lola, she was a showgirl, several swans abruptly touch her asshole
wagwan /alf/
>>157517775crappa is NOT ghirahim
Any tips on keeping the ladied engaged over text? They seem to be able to sense my autism very quickly. They're crafty that way
>>>/adv/fuck off normie cunt
>>157517829subtly hint that you have other girls you are texting
>>157517829make her eat all the eggs
hope carlton wins the flag for lulz
>>157517775Demon Prince for Khorne, Nurgle, Tzeentch, Slaanesh or Chaos Undivided?
>>157517843this woman is probably in her 40s now
Got the second date with her sorted haven't I
>>157517843a simpler time
>>157517829Ask her about the cat status
>>157517829yeah ignore em, unironically
>>157517829send a video of fucking a blowjob machine
>>157517848onya dillo
small game tonight
Dissolve Collingwood and give the open spot to a third WA team
>>157517869crisp my gf iykwim haha
>>157517829fuck off questionsperg you asked this yesterday
>>157517860this. something like "pussys getting licked?" maybe after carlton win
what era are you guys in?
RESIND HARLEY'S FUCKING BAN DILLO I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING!!!!!
Harley is a gun but he's a bit of a retard unforch
>>157517883NO ERA
>>157517883my manwhore era
>>157517883my 8 months sobriety revealing my eternal child complex and complete refusal to accept ordinary life era
>>157517883
>>157517895He is, but a tackle (that didn't even cause a concussion) being a two week suspension is silly.
this nigga like friends alfies countrymen lend me your eras
>>157517908Yeah nah I agree, that was bullshit
>>157517902well, congrats on the 8 months
>>157517883post globalism
just turned on the wafl and within 10 seconds saw a kino speccy spoil and some guy get double heemed and probably doubly concussed
>>157517880I'm not a sperg and I wasn't in the thread yesterday
>>157517923thanks just hope i don't get post fartin depression when i pop this bad boy off
>>157517923cheers
>>157517883lack of sleep era
>>157517883Clothes, haircut still in 90s when I started gear
>>157517935fuck off casual
i'm just a kid (34) and life is a nightmare
>>157517951thismoved into a house a year ago which is nice enough but outside noise and neighbours are both bad, i think this is the worst year of sleep i've ever had
>>157517883showgirl era
on the toilet pushing out a large semen prince
>>157517883weirdmaxxing
nate caddys massive wall slapper
Is one night of partying worth giving away your AFL career?
>>157518020Depends on the party desu.
lalor got some hanging schmeat lalor
>>157518020they could have gotten away with it if they just paid the hard working women their fair value instead of larping as tradies
It’s been covered by every channel, podcast, station, and social media platform pretty widely. Lalor’s genitals slipped out of his shorts as he celebrated a goal.No idea how you missed it desu, I’m sick of it being talked about.
>>157518038Why did they larp as tradies
>I'm a chippie
>>157518083parked in the trade section
McKay 3+ tonight
>>157518091Is that the bum hole?
>>157518089crisp isaac heeney
>>157518020fuck in any career ordering hookers to your room when your boss is inn the building is suicidal
>>157518098theyre tradies so yes, most tradies engage in homosexual anus sex
>>157518106Bit gay this
>sell out 100k stadium>only 92k expectedhow does that work
>>157518150corporate sale no shows
Who wins tonite?
ok but explain how heeney was able to take a picture with a 5yr old girl in the lobby only 5-10 metres away from cox talking to the supposed ripper he sexually assaulted and seems like he is well rested and happy/alert when he is supposed to be completely wasted, only 1 hour after the supposed party was going on
What's for dinner, lads?
BIG BIG GAME TONIGHT
>>157518221Bolognese. Been having it a lot lately.
LARGE LARGE GAME TONIGHT
HUGE MUNGOUS GAME TONIGHT
Well the end has come…Pendlebury has left this famous club. I was in tears when my mate told me this morning, I woke up to the message and laid in bed for an hour, not moving, just thinking, just remembering all those moments he was part of that shaped this club and shaped me over the past 21 years. The loss last night doesn’t sting as much given the umpires handed the game to the Dogs and we had a VFL side running around. It’s a hollow fucking victory and those little handball faggot cunt Dogs know it. Fuckhead Bevo having a whinge pre and post game, I’d love to fucking flatten him, fucking one season wonder, done fuck all since faggot cunt. Bont isn’t good enough to lick Daicos boots, he can get fucked too. God bless the Pendlebury family and god bless the Collingwood Football Club
Want Carlton's finals dream to end tonight but not confident desu. Melbourne's forward line looks weak with JVR out and Petty having to go back again to cover Lever. Will need Gawn and Kozi to go crazy.
>>157518270
I don't think this game is that important for the finals outcome
roof top tents lol
>>157518280don't think dees can do it, got injuries at the wrong time and carlton (surprisingly) look like a real team that can't just be btfo by 2 players
>>157518302If Melbourne wins Kozzie might snipe a player and rub them out for a game tho
An overwhelming majority of professional athletes would be tradies, criminals or welfare-supported degenerates (likely in and out of prison) were it not for professional sporting leagues. We should be thanking the AFL, NRL and A-league for keeping the worst kinds of humans off the streets and out of jail.
Viney and Lever for Heeny and Blakey + some picks or whatever
>>157518278bevo was right fuck up
Why live when you suffer so hard every day
>>157518221meth mostly
>>157518278top kek, most rational Pies fan on big foidy
>we had a VFL side running around.sloppingwood adopted the st kilda model of one or two highly paid players and a bunch of cheap spuds. having a vfl side running around funnelling votes to naicos is literally by design.
i sucked off Croc Turnbull
>>157518358massive nonce vibes from that cunt
main characterwood
>>157518278Nobody gives a fuck which club or company signs their cheques mate, the staff change every 5 minutes these days
Nick "Nick Daicos" Daicos
would shrekflix and chill with this chick on hard quiz lads
>>157518418Do girls get the ick if you don't have netflix and just stream movies from your pc from some russian site?
Nick "Nick "the pooftah" Daicos" Daicos
>>157518424prefer girls dick iykwim haha
>>157518424just be attractive
>>157518424she just wants audio to mask the squelching of me clapping her sopping wet pussy
Hey Faggots,My name is Scott, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Nick "no nicks please nick" Daicos Daicos
>>157518446enjoy the blow on the Gold Coast matey
heya scott
Scott Swindlemany
>>157518350>too scared to quote meStupid cunt fuckhead pathetic loser. What’s on for you tonight? Fuck all again? Another Saturday night by yourself, you poof?
simply think aflw is a drain on society
>>157518437>>157518445>62 seconds later
>>157518446i have 10k in savings total and that's probably more than him
nigga out here with a stopwatch lmao fr deadass
>>157518446>i could be posting with people who might not have even been believe when the original was written
Hello lads
>>157518515bounjourno!
>>157518515Fuck off we're full
the incel pedo richo
>>157518478Hahaha
>>157518547good idea might have some meself
Need my dick wanked, if gf doesn’t do it tonight, I’ll fucking find someone who will
>>157518515camping mate?
>Jack Viney playingUncs, we are so back.
>>157518561I reckon you could do that yourself
Despise Carlton
>>157518586what about that could possibly make you think I'm campingno I've just gone back home. 3 packs of timtams I brought back to the office were gone in 2 days, but the vegemite didn't have the same success for some reason
>>157518595think that's the someone he's thinkn of
Looking forward to the game. All the stars are here. Can't wait to see Clarry bullocking, and Curnow banging them from 50.
>>157518547Konata would never smoke weed and Kagami especially would never smoke weedThis image is terrible
>>157518616timtams are average as fuck mate
>>157518593isn't he cookeddo they even need him anymore
bro fell for the timtam meme
just got back from a month long holiday how are my pies doing?
bit too flappy for me
>>157518634I was informed they are one of the cornerstones of australian culture along with vegemite and bunnings sausage bread
>>157518649I bet she does nice warm poos.
ive always liked the demons theme songits not pretentious and doesnt make any egotistical claims
>>157518620Charlie "God of Thunder" Curnow
Weird looking ballsack desu.
>>157518663>Every heart beats true for the red and the blueEVERY heart???
>>157518658that’s just marketing
>>157518649fat slut
>>157518658>bunnings sausage bread>tfI fuckin told you cunts these FAGGOTS have WE WUZzed the normal sausage sandwichFUCK bunnings
>>157518687take it easy mate
>>157518674Yes? Pumps out red blood and receives the blue blood.Literally beating for the red and the blue.
>>157518630Konata is peak akibacore bruv, she'd have been all over dodgy RCs in the 00s like every other cunt dicking about in the scene. inb4 japan doesn't have a drug culture lol.
>>157518676what are the pillars of australian (food) culture then? I forgot pies of course
>>157518693what cunt
reminder to put a cheeky bet on the swans who are paying $4 for the win at home against the Brisbane Bears
>>157518649
>>157518699these days its unironically French bakeries staffed by French people
>>157518699ice cream for breakfast if raised by a single mother
>>157518699fairy breadsausage rollspavlova
>>157518699dareTM ice coffeetimtamsTMbunningsTM sausage sangasvegemiteTMyowiesTMfour and twentyTM pieshundreds and thousandsTMsaxbysTMwoolworths mud cakesTMcoles bakery lamingtonsTMbut at least we're not speaking german
>>157518699meat pies and sausage rollstimtams and mint slicehsp
>>157518709lol
we have no food because we have no culture because america and chinese interests flood our country as they flood it with more jeets to consume their products
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157518742go israel btw
YOU WILL BE WELCOMED TO COUNTRY
oh fuck up colin
>>157518723I met a girl the other day who didn't know what a yowie was, not even just the chocolate but the yowie as a cryptid at allshe was from melbourne
ah shut the fuck up abos
monoculture looms
Has anyone ever checked if those Aboriginal words he says are the same each time?
>>157518752grimdid she at least know what bunyips and dropbears are>>157518761cool it with the antisemitic remarks
this fellow looks very light skinned for an abo
Uncle Colin getting mad dollars unna
when Uncle Colin speaks,you listen.wong wong wizzy wazoo
>>157518764Yeah womiwomiwomijeka means welcome.
>>157518752well yowies aren’t typically found in urban areas
>Remove your hatShan't.
Fuck off uncle colin you fucken waste of spaceWe are SICK of this shit
>>157518769wait till you see the indigenous allstars
>>157518764that's unironically a good question
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>157518764its all made up abos didn't write anything down
>>157518696Wrong wrong wrong. Also you didn't even cover the Kagamin question
Channel 7 footy intros brutally mog fox intros
>>157518778same, i'm a chosen person
>Maree Mamalismore like Maree Mammories
>>157518699should come over for a traditional australian hangi cuz
reminder carlton would not be playing this "final" if not for blatant rigging in rd 12
>>157518795When I saw that name I was trying to figure out a boob joke. well done anon
will the navy blues keep their end up?
>Gawn deliberately not catching the ball trying to fish for a 50Daicos-esque.
>>157518699these days its unironically French bakeries staffed by Indian people
LMAOOOOO
>>157518810saucy little football club
Imagine having such a retard as a teammate.The AFL -wants- the Blues to win so the rig will be on and then you do that.
>>157518814haha touche
>>157518813who pissed in his oat milk he looked shitty from the outset
more like harry not so sharp
Anyone know what's on the line tonight?
business idea: play with "finals intensity" every week you lazy fucks
>>157518795>In Post-Classical Latin if written with a double "m" as mammalis, it is an ancient Latin adjective meaning "of or pertaining to the breast".
>>157518825a chance at playing a proper final next week
saw a pokemon card pack vending machine but all the card packs were in Chinese. I’d absolute buy a few packs if I could at least read the cards
>>157518825pride, also everything
>>157518825Wagered an anal thrashing with the misses. Will be getting a rough pegging if Melbourne lose this, whereas she won't be walking anytime soon if Carlton lose.
hairy shart
THESE TWO TEAMS ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SHIT
Who remembers this throwback?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spHhjlWXx_Q
my fingernails grow at an alarming rate
You cucks still rate Cripps?
Is uncle cracker over there the same cunt that made ANZAC day all about him and his coon lineage? Genuine piece of shit
yeah this Carlton meme had to come to an end sometime
>>157518825my rent
>>157518837it's a now win win situation
>>157518841my favourite part is *trumpets*
>>157518841dont think ive heard this before??
wow these teams are shit lol
What would Norm say about Wildcard round?
Geelong are afraid of THIS?
imax gawn
Why do you cucks rate Acres? He's so shit
I could do without the commentators in all honesty
>Melbourne crowd is louder than Carlton fansUh, baggers? How can a """big""" club be quieter than the fucking MCC brigade.
>>157518861well by gosh
>>157518863Carlton beats Geelong more than Geelong beats Carltoneven though for the past 20 years Geelong has been the best team and Carlton the shittest.
what sort of banter you fellas reckon gawn spits out
what a roost
Fraser OUT
Naarm's finna go centre everytime.
>>157518867not wrong I'd pay double price just for it
>>157518880>Surprise TISMbased. Hope they pop up on Grand Final pre-game with kylie.
Are the players buying in?
>>157518867yeah they're always ass
a kid on the bus said I look like wojak
does the goal circle or oval have special rules compared to the rest of the field?
>>157518890Yeah. Watching Carlton you can tell the players think it's a real final.
>>157518885That would be great
>>157518892bald
>>157518892At least kids are talking to you. It means you don't look insane.
>>157518896Nope. Just where the ball gets thrown after a goal
>>157518896At the start of play (when the ball is thrown up in the middle) there must be 6 people from each team in each section of the field.That's the only real rule regarding it.
>>157518868>>157518880youre fucked in the head cunt need to have your head caved in
GET IT TOGETHER U FUCKING SCUMBAGS SEND JOSH FRASER BACK TO FUCKING COLLINGWOOD THIS IS FUCKED GIVE ME MICHAEL VOSS BACK WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT IM FUCKING HEATED IM GETTING BANGED WTF IS GOING ON HERE GETTING FUCKING ROLLED LETS SORT THIS FUCKING SHIT OUT OR GET THE FUCK BACK ON THE BUS AND LETS GET IT FUCKING MOVING MAN FUCK JACK VINEY
>>157518901applied for tafe yet mate
carn the bees
gf just asked if it's difficult to become a club runner.
>>157518915
>>157518916>Bald guy with a beardYeah, not trusting chud in the slightest.
>>157518936
>Ollie HollandsShould he be allowed to play given he was playing earlier in the season under the influence of ____?
I’m a proud draft dodger
>>157518896don't know why the other fella thinks you're talking about the centre circle. The goal circles are called 50 metre arcs and if you mark the ball in your attacking 50 you get 30 seconds to take the kick instead of the usual 10 elsewhere on the ground
Elijah hollands brother scored a point
The blues need to activate elijah hollands
>>157518942WHO?
do it for she
>>157518951ah cheers30s feels like a lifetime
has there ever been a boob (8.0-0.8) scoreboard?
>>157518951Not entirely true. It's a general guide for the umpires, but big booming lads get the 30s from farther out.
>>157518889
>>157518960Daniela whatshername -Czech tennis player
>>157518973Meh. Thought she was a Playschool host or something.
the blues are on dire
Why do ruckmen kick the ball so weird
>>157518984if you're thinking of the brown playschool host girl that's Amberley Lobo
>>157518987BIG FUCKING SPASTICS
>209cm, 111kglord almighty
>>157518972
First time I’ve watched Carlton since round 4, they’re meant to be good??
anyone able to coherently break down what the difference between voss and fraser is
Come on Carlton! Stay in this
>>157519008simmer down mate
>>157518996I’m way heavier than that little bitch
>Pushed the guy down after a tackle (reversal)>Carlton gets a free for a shot at goal for reasonsGame was getting too Melbourne sided so the call was made. Rubberband mode activated.
>>157519004players hated Voss so tanked. Fraser made positional changes and stopped over training them
>>157518990if she was brown she'd be araberley lebo iykwim haha
>>157519020see >>157518801
>>157519030
melksham will always be based for bashing may
How do I fix this shit
>Cerrabased Fred reject
>>157519045get a real phone (Android)
>>157519054she's so pretty
>>157519054Shan’t as I don’t have autism
>>157519040pickle>>157519045can you not mark read from app or noti settings or somethingidk cos not an apple user
I've got some smoked ribs BBQ flavoured Red Rock Deli chips and a problem is that the flavouring is too good in the sense that is does strongly resemble smoky meat and the texture of eating potato chips doesn't sync up well for me. Don't get me wrong I'm enjoying it but it's jarring enough to not dethrone spicy chili sriracha as my favourite.
>>157519057back off, she’s mine(I’m 29 and have never even kissed a girl)
>>157519064
What is DDPs best match?
Why do Carlton keep stuffing their kicks up?
>>157519066>eating goyslop>eating wheat
>not preferring the GOAT chipngmi
>>157519068You should try it it’s really fun
>>157519054i look like this and say this iykwim haha
>>157519020The reversal was there you stupid idiot.
>>157519081The quality of these has gone way doneIdk but both the oil and chip quality aren't as good
Who could of foreseen this that after Carlton had hired their new coach that was the stand in coach, would fail dismally? Has this every happened before in the history of the afl a club hiring an interim coach as their permanent coach and that coach failing?
>>157519088You're also a disgusting pedophile.
>>157519096we desperately need aunty pauline
>>157519081I will admit Kettle chilli is the best from both brands and therefore my overall favourite but they lose out in other identical flavours.
Melbourne pretty much always fuck up good starts like this when it matters so don't worry too much
>>157519101applied for antischizo meds yet mate
>>157519106fair enough. personally i prefer kettle salt and vinegar because the apple cider vinger is more sour than the red rock balsamic
how much do iphones even cost? seems retarded.
>>157519089Not that one.Carlton's goal chain came from a chase down tackle which was awarded holding the ball.This came correct.The tackling player then shoved the Melbourne guy in the back while he was on the ground to assert dominance.That is normally a reversal, but the umpire ignored it.That Carlton player then kicked the ball into McKay who got a bullshit free kick for holding his opponent's guernsey and kicked a goal.Should've been 2x free kicks to Melbourne, but one was ignored (the shove/reversal) and the other was awarded to Carlton instead (holding).
>flavoured chips
>>157519119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfL5seXJyWU
new>>157519117>>157519117>>157519117
>>157519099No no no, you have to understand that Carlton beat West Coast, Richmond and Fremantle (in a dead rubber).
>>157519124kek fuck apple
>>157518106You, wanking to your thoughts of tradies doe'snt make us tradies gay. This isn't a jewish transference of sins to a pig bit of scampoofery. sorry liberache.you have to suck it up (oh ho ho ho!)
>>157518616he meant clamping or champing or tramping or slampig opr whatever
>>157518687but y0u're always wrong, and make no sense and spiel out enraged utter dribble nutso nog-tier delusions. so you didn't tell me, or likely anyone anything.
