flamiacs editionpreviously >>157503203
curse you gary!
F L A M E SLAMES
My penguins (:
will not stand for flames slander
sharks
Mitch just had to see his replacement. What an insecure punching bag bitch. He's definitely Paul Marner's daughter. Gay bitch.
>>157529525cope mitch rules
>>157529525if paul marner was my dad i would be an evil lawyer rn
>>157529583true
>'We are broken': One family's fight against gambling addiction - Jim Huh, a recovering gambling addict and counselor, said he has had families with kids as young as 11 seek treatment and once saw a 14-year-old who was six figures in debt Gary is ruining lives and families
huh
Avs won't win another cup again
slavs out
how do you guys like to grill your steaks?
>>157529674microwave for 3 hoursflip halfway
>>157529667>hates swedes>hates slavs>hates canadasounds like a you problem
>>157529700I don't hate canada at all only swedes finns and slavs
>>157529674i just take the beef pucks out of the freezer and put it in the oven with onions
>>157529715would you heem them if you seen them in the streets
>>157529525>>157529598https://youtu.be/OY-C2-uatyE?t=274
>>157529743swedes get the heem first
>>157529674well done with ketchup
>>157529763i want to try these german raw pork sandos
At least Calgary doesn't have to worry about paying a player $20M per year any time soon
>>157529756no wonder he hates the leafs the fans remind him of his dad
>>157529827how else are they going to keep alex nylander?
>>157529797Mettbrötchen? It's delicious, but get sure to get fresh meat
>>157529674i like those ones from costco that are wrapped in bacon
thinking about how that one anon was pumping his fist with makar's new contract, sticking right to the owners where it hurts, now instead of the avs paying $104 million in salary next year they will be paying *checks notes* $104 million in salary next year. Take that you corporate fat cats!
>>157530165frëshen meätten
>>157530209sounds kino ima look for those next time i head in
this nigga letting random men live in his head RENT FREE kwab
>>157530260>now instead of the avs paying $104 million in salary next year they will be paying *checks notes* $104 million in salary next yearthat's the same number bozo
>>157530294No see this is what you don't understand, this is player empowerment, no longer do our NHL HEROES have to live under the thumb of these fat cats
i cheer for the owners who are akin to scrappy underdogs trying to free themselves from the oppression that is the skate on the back of their neck from the players
gary watered down my tropicana orange juice(some pulp) wtffff shit taste like muddy water
pulp rules in citrus juice
>>157530469elbows up anonbuy juice made with canadian oranges
>>157530469How do you know what that tastes likec
>We got our elite team locked up they're so great you saw what happened last season it was so awesome everybody thought so
>>157530551he's probably a jeet that's used to muddy water back home
/hoc/ heist idea: we steal the bell from the bell centre
>>157530587the blots are about to lose to a team that only had 9 shots on goal again? i dont know if gary will go for reruns already.
>You vill look into my eyes and you vill take my shit contracts for vashed up shit players und you vill regret your undead 20M contracts for ze veak humans you have foolishly signed
i wonder what's going on at the Macky and Will House
>>157530717Gay sex
>>157530717they're watching the vault
>>157530735giwtwm
>7:30 pm>no puck droppedwth gary
>>157530923shannon is doing a livestream in 2 hours
>>157530946Who the fuck watched this shit
me talking about my islanders games >>157530961
>>157530961i only watch when his vancouver trophy wife is on
>>157531001shan the man is an easy vancouver 8
>>157530735>>157530739>>157530859ahh shit Fartin on Macklins door ahahahttps://youtu.be/4k6VFcaFeC0?si=dSTRH7so2AUT8-_H
>>157531355This would solve nothing for either team
>>157531355lol
>>157531411That's why it must be done
>>157531355Anybody wants that Larkin loser can have him. Ilitch loves him, unfortunately.
Larkin will stay with the wings, go on an apology tour around Detroit, be forced to donate half of his earnings to local charities, and will have a record season cap this post
>>157531450Retard
>>157531489cope the Yzerplan is going to pay dividends long after his tenure as GM
>[Babcock]'s the perfect fit. He's not gonna come in and find who he is as a coach or find himself as a person in those situations. He knows what he's about as a coach. It's our job as players to be ready to go. -McDavid on Sportsnet interviewis he taking a jab at knoblauch for getting outcoached in those back to backs?
>>157531355HelleCuyck doesn't want to play in Nogtroit and Fatkin doesn't want to play in Winnichug and both have NMC.
>>157531565nothing wrong with a beer belly m8
/hoc/ how many push ups can you do?
What's up guys. Jeff Cavalier, Athlean-X.com. Today, I'm gonna tell you guys why push-ups are killing your gains
>>157531541>Ken HitchCOCK>Dave TIPpett>Jay WOODcroft>Kris KNOBlauch>Mike BabCOCKThe day Daryl Katz stops being obsessed with phalluses is the day the Oilers will win a Stanley Cup
Kek, I'm watching this 007 flick "For Your Eyes Only" and Bond is at a winter olympics training facility, and he's on the ice rink and all these henchmen dressed as hockey players started attacking him.
Bond hit one of them with the zamboni kek
>>157531673At some point it can't continue to be seen as coincidence
>>157531692On Her Majesty's Secret Service is also heavy on winter sports including Bond sliding down a curling sheet while firing a machine gun and a bobsled duel with grenades
>>157531885Kid's generational
>>157531904Ya man, i've seen em all
gonna get some storms later :)
>>157531941>stormsis that gay lingo?
>>157531987you wish
storms magazine
Im just a Sexy Storm Boy
>>157531941blizzards?
Matthews wont have to miss as much time going forward now that drs have developed a twice yearly injectable PrEP.
batman would heem james bond
>>157532570is this related to him stalking mack and will at pebble beach
>>157532654Its related to him having a lot of regular doctors appointments on account of his high risk sexual behavior
>>157532611007 has a license to kill. Batman refuses to kill. All of Batmans problems in Arkham Asylum would be solved if he would just kill a few villains. Heading to the Wildlands btw.
>>157531941supposed to get some rain later tonight and tomorow desu bro
>>157532837nta but ima try to finish that arkham game before bed bro we'll see how druk me does against joker
lots of jewish food on sale today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qNgAxOMf_sAND THERE WAS A ROBOTIC RETARDWITH A BLANK EMPTY STAREIT WAS A LITTLE ANDROID MANHALF THE SIZE THAT I AMSCISSORS ON HIS HEADSCISSORS ON HIS FUCKING HEAD
>>>/lgbt/44646525see. gay magazine
>>157533442the bigger question is WHY are you there
>>157529674on the foreman
>>157533529dont worry about it g
>>157533653smart it cooks the steak both sides
the power of not paying some fags $19 million a year
holy shit i hope bosses in the next game aren't this same copy/paste titan/goonfest
>>157533771I remember not liking the final boss battle in asylum. I think i might have gave up amd just watched the ending on youtube and moved on to the next game
Fartkin on MY Habs? don't think so bud
>for the eighth consecutive year nick, Playgirl has been rated first in satisfaction among all bodybuilding magazines>what was ranked least in satisfaction? kevin nash magazine
>>157533799im seething but i'm gonna try for a bit longer
>>157533771im having a Goonfest right now
just threw on the vault between boss runs. might take a shit and shower
>>157529674air fryer
killed one titan. got the other to zero hp but got killed before i could finish hiim AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
stop shitting in shannon's comments section you animalsyou'll cry when he's gone
i don't cry
another province in the bag bros
the australian cup finals aren't on onhockey :<
>>157534175Check youtube
>>157534175proxy off TBG
>>157534122There’s ten provinces in Canada but some how you been in 6 million this pay week
>>157534214i read this probably 10 times and still have no idea what it means
>>157534214he has amnesia like that girl in the fifty first dates movie with adam sandler
>>157534257cameron diaz?
gary loves us
>>157534261no it was lucy liu the other charlie's angel
fun fact my exwife and i got married on a whim and went to the same drive thru wedding "chapel" that steph and trips went to when trips drugged her.
>>157534261drew barrymore
>>157534261>>157534341you guys are idiotsit was kate beckinsale
>>157534349Sandra Bullock
>>157534175>they're still doing it in melbourne instead of canberra's actual arena
>calls you a faggotWhat do you do?
>>157534483turn 360° and walk away
stop making fun of celebrini
>>157534270
>>157534483i say "no u" and then suck his gock (girl cock)
>>157534504i'll consider it if he wins a cup
>>157534235Meant to say past
>>157533245I've seen horse 12 timesI've also watched Earth Tour in one sitting 4 timesI first saw them in 2005 on the disgusting streets of West Lafayette Indiana
>>157534286Fun fact didn’t ask>>157534341
>>157529476Yaay you finally got your edition!! >>157529425It's alittle too truthful
fun fact slopdown was cancelled
>>157534565Fun factRetard
>>157534575That is a fun fact!
>>157534575fun fact still vince
there are no fun facts on this bitch of an earth
Hellebuyck doesnt want no Skinner dinners or Kyle Connor KFC dinners
go back to saigon
I thought the pittsburgh penguins giving 30 million dollars to some random finnish guy was fun
>>157534542based retard kwab
>>157534538i saw em once in im guessin 2005 or 2006 in socal idk if it was la or sd but they were playing with btbam hella and the headliner was dillinger escape plan was based as fuck
>>157534808hell yeah I got to see them play with BTBAM in 2008 when BTBAM was doing Colors in its entirety, it was sick
>>157534864gigabased
>>157534699he's a caveman so he only eats raw meat from predatory species like lions and walrus, or giant squid
/hoc/'s life force is running out
>>157535522cope training camps and prospects games soon
>>157535522It’s 3:00 am
yall niggas remember when miz mad daniel bryan storm off stage after dropping a trvkke on him KWAB
>>157535549No I do not remember this. Nor do I think I could recollect were I to spontaneously unlock photographic memory and have it apply retroactively, because, as I assume, you are referencing an event which transpired within the F L A M E SLAMES
i just sharted and it made a big stinky :s
>>157535621oh no the fumes are a joke in this genny
ducks aren't a very intimidating animal
>>157535655fumes can be deadly. you don't think so? just wait until i have eaten an extra large spicy chicken gordita
And a diet baja blast
Alright /hoc/. WITHOUT seething, name ONE reason my Devils aren't winning the 'up this year.
>>157535842swept by my sharkies in the finals
>>157535842no more shartstorm (we like to meme on him here but he is actually not a bad goalie)
>>157535842because the canes already won 2026's cup
>>157535879>already wonmuch like bud and mitch
^ Didn't read.
>>157535890didn't win either kwarb
>>157535842I have no idea who their goalie is
>>157535919cory schneider i think
>>157535931Oh damn i thought it was corey schwab
>canadian goaltending
>>157535977Is shit
>>157535997bitchyou're right
>>157535537and I'm lying here next to you
>>157535997cope we have Roy,Brodeur, Belfour
>>157536134and lulongo
I'm not hyped at all for next season for some reason
>>157536293Hang in there bro
>>157536293yeah detoilet lookin grim
>>157536377my toilet also looks grim because i keep shitting in it with my ASS HOLEtruly
>>157535997t. hasnt produced a cup winning goalie since quick
my country has never produced a cup winning goalie
>>157536884but he is still the King
>>157536134had*>>157536224Kek
>>157536884Not Hank's fault though
>reads thread /hoc/ is literally quip central buncha wisecrackin' cracka's !
church today bro's
Gooning today lads
hoc more like stinky poo poo gay retard LOL LMAO
Poopeelia
>>157537383stop fugging sheep
I will solve hockey in the next thread.
I will solve it for you. Make the ball round not a disk fucking spastics
>>157533857>that would be $300, thank you
sheep fuggers OUT
>>157537689you should try solving not being gay kwab
Huomenta
>>157536467just like my dead wings
leave no swede left unheemed
"leave no dick unsucked"dustin wolf said that and i'd say he knows a little more about dick sucking than you do pal because he invented it
your mom left no sperm unswallowed last night if you know what I am saying
Yeah this thread sucks see you all when the season starts.
>>157538223LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HOW WILL HOC RECOVER FROM THIS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157538274See you later tonight
Most of you are going to Hell.
>>157538502:)
>>157538502If only /hoc/ practiced nofap
huomenta. Getting high in the morning, buying things off the Internet.
church was dimes as fuck today bro's
>>157539083What'd you talk about at fantasy camp?
>>157539098i didnt go to fantasy camp I went to church the sermon was about heeming swedes for the Lord
>>157539083Did you find your future wife?
>>157539122God isn't real
>>157539233yeah your mom>>157539264Source?
church is a good thing>Sabbath was yesterday
>>157539270Source is not being a retard If god is real may he strike me down right now
>>157539354Oh look I'm still hereenjoy your fantasy world and fairytales
see? only retards like trb believe in religion
>>157539393rapey is a mormon and is going to hell
>>157539270My mom is 65 and has had too much plastic surgery. You could do better
