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LGM
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Is this nu tho?
would you give up sex for a year if it meant the Mets won a World Series in '27?
>>157533838the real put it on their ears
>>157533847it would be more kino to win in 2026
>>157533847I’d give up sex for a year if it meant the Mets would never win the World Series
Metkees.
>>157533851we'd probably have to go 26-0 to even have a shot>>157533855but they've already won twice
>>1575338669/11 doesn’t count
>>157533869how much insurance money did Cohen make off 9/11?
>>157533856Don't cry for us we're already dead
as a dodgers fan pca won me over. Fuck ohtani. he's a washed up loser
>no NL player has ever won the triple crowngrim
>>157533888You made a promise, then the Knicks won (Knicks in 5), and Jay-Z brought out Nas at Yankee Stadium, and the Jewish Messiah is here. (You) still have time to redeem yourself. Unless the Knicks win again or another 9/11 happens, this'll be the only time the whole city is rooting for you.
>>157533914thanks, I threw up
>>157533912NL is harder and more competitive
>>157533931If it's not projectile, it doesn't count. Give us Torrens next year.
>>157533939>>157533943
OK, minor complaint ... The Tigers walked off the Dodgers on a Kevin McGonigle bases-loaded hit that bounced on the warning track and over the wall. He was credited with a single and one RBI. But I think it should've been a double and two RBIs. A rule-book double says the batter goes to second and each runner advances two bases. So that's what should happen here, right? If he had hit a grand slam, he'd get credit for four RBIs and they'd have won 5-1. Why only one RBI in this case? The rule is the rule.
>>157533958I'm a dodgers fan and would rather have PCA than anyone desu
>>157533958desu as a dodgers fan I can't lie. I'm voting Pete
>>157533948That was a different anon puking and Torrens stays.
Why did he turn into Frankie Valley?
>>157533958I'm a doyboy!
>>157533990Doyotas kek!
>>157533963Who cares
Five years from today, Big Butt McGee breaks our as a MLB megastar
>>157533963something super similar happened like 2 weeks ago so you can probably find an actual explanation somewhere, but I think it boiled down to the game being over as soon as the runner from 3rd scores, so like the advancements from the GRD don't all happen in one instant, but piecewise and it ends when he scores
doyboy here but i can't in good conscience vote ohtani
>>157533999five trees died so you could goon to this
>>157533988I think he has michael jackson disease
>>157533963>>157534006@Gork had a similar answer:the play is stopped once the decisive run scores, so the second potential run never officially scores. This is the same principle behind famous “grand single” cases (e.g., Robin Ventura’s 1999 NLCS walk-off that left the yard with the bases loaded but was scored as only the winning run because he did not complete the circuit in the required way). The rules deliberately limit non-homer walk-offs this way so the game does not continue unnecessarily after the outcome is decided.
>>157534022Wouldn’t it be crazy if he got Sammy Sosa’s disease like Lou Gehrig
Any other doyboys up in this bihhh?
>>157533963I think it's because the guy on 3rd scored before the ball left play so the game was over at that point
doyboy ‘em!
At a certain scale, every hit is a ground ball.
I'm a doy... A doyboy!
Cmon Baz, shutdown inning here
>>157534049Doyboys own your ass
At a certain scale, every fart is a shit.
Pretty crazy that you can get heimlich and cpr lessons in the men’s room at citi field
If you think about it, every pitch is a curveball
Age 29 Cristopher Sánchez of the Dominican Republic racks up 200 strikeouts for the 2nd straight season6th player to reach 200 K this season:Jacob Misiorowski USADylan Cease USAGavin Williams USAJesús Luzardo of PeruCam Schlittler USASánchez
>>157534049She walled worse than the Orioles this decade
just found out Chase Burns doesn't even have rookie eligibility. so it's a genuine 3 horse race where McLean is the only standout rookie pitcher in the NL. if he gets a sub-3 era with 180 Ks, how is that not more valuable than Stewart's HRs?
In extra innings. The pitcher should be allowed to pitch from any base he wants
>>157533948how long are you gonna keep up this "metskees" shtick you weeb connecticut faggot
>chase burnsSo he’s a fireman?
Cam Schlittler proves once again that no moment — or rivalry — is too big for him1 day agoNew York Post
>>157534079Pitchers mound would still be the shortest distance
I miss the dancing basedjak poster who would post pop lyrics
>>157534076If only there was a woman that looked like Isabeau but acted like Alysa
Giants are looking good—keep it up!
>>157534090Why woundnt you want to pitch a rightie from first?
How do the owners propose to lock out all the bird teams?
This is just Ownership Cam Schlittler reaches 200 strikeouts in the Yankees' win over the Red Sox20 hours ago
>>15753410190 feet is too far
>>157534100And good looking. Meow
>>157534108Schlittler is amazing. Good for you guys
doyboy here
>>157533999Faggot
Nice play CES
>>157534106You have a problem with unwanted birds in your house or something? Much harder to lockout giants, or angels.
I see we've moved on from Cubs girls to Doyboys. Wonder what brilliant piece of comedy the discord xisters will come up with next
discord mindfucked ya
gn
>>157534160discordy discy here!!!
>>157534212gn anon. hit a moonshot in your dreams
I think I will start watching the O's
I’m a discord dame!
Lombard Jr... you have failed us for the last time
Sweet the bullpen is imploding
>>157533999>breaks ourBreaks our what?
>>157534256Alonso for Mark Vientos. He's our power hitting cost controlled 27 year old who can play the hot corner and has unshakable confidence. You in?
>>157534256sorry I'm bad luck
whats mlbs dream world owl?
>>157534313rays brewers
>>157534313they look materially motivated
>>157534313Mariners Padres, unironically. I would be nonstop basedjakking over how much joy both teams would feel if they won
>>157534313Indians vs Cardinals
>>157534354>skips the fishwhy
My shit ass Angels going to get shutout
>>157534313Yankees and whoever loses to them.
>>157534313cubs royals
>>157534313cubyals
>>157534377NEVERMINDNETO COMES THROUGH HALOS TIE IT
A NETONIAN BLAST
>>157534373Cardinals fanbase is better
Jo Adell. Wateva hapinned dare?
>>157534418That game against the Mariners was his world series
>>157534288great trade this
>>157534354based
NETO UYO SUGOI DESU
Casual here. So, if a starting pitcher goes 7 scoreless innings, the reliever gives up runs, and then the offense gets enough to win in the bottom of the 9th, the reliever gets the win? Despite giving up more runs in less innings?
>>157534418He's on the Guardians now and is their best power hitter.
>>157534418hes got a renewed sense of purpose after being traded to a contender
>>157533855checked and unbelievably based
would you suck a BBC to see your team threepeat 2027-2029?
>>157534463Whoever was the pitcher when his team took the lead for good is given the win.It's why pitcher wins don't really matter.
>>157534463Yeah it's whoever was last pitching at the time the team takes and then secures the lead
>>157533855>I’d give up sex for a year if it meant the Mets would never win the World SeriesI've done that for eight years. The first two were incredibly hard (so to speak), but it's smooth sailing after that.
>>157534506Depends. Do I get to pick the BBC?
>>157534512so if one guy wins 26 games in a year with a 2.8 era and the other guys has a losing record of 7-8 with a 2.3 era, you're definitely voting for the second guy to win the Cy?
>>157534418>Jo Adell. Wateva hapinned dare?He's now rolling in the deep.
>A'ss defense
LMAO
Moo
Realmuto is a pussy lmao
What a bullshit call
Someone please webm the As defense
>>157534529maybe if the second guy had a 1.3 era26 wins would be insane in today's game and having a 2.8 era meant he wasnt just getting lucky with infinite run support
fuck that call
Phillies are playing like such scared pussies right now. It's the Angels holy fuck just shut up and play
extra slurpings in analheim
Would you deep dine on some unwashed hood pussy if it meant your team is guaranteed to secure at least a wild card berth for the next 2 years?
>>157534583
1st: Alonso struck out swinging.3rd: Alonso struck out swinging.5th: Alonso flied out to center.7th: Alonso struck out swinging.9th: Alonso grounded out to third.
>>157534587Unwashed pussy tastes better
bryson stott is the fucking man
Pete Alonso is not a real polar bear you know.
>>157534583Kurt doesn't want to win. No reason for Martin to still be out here.
>>157534606Martin might get the win though
Neato play
Marsh forgetting he's not on the Angels anymore making dumbass decisions like that
>>157534601there's no way you believe that. everyone says pussy tastes like fish but really it's kind of got the texture and taste of oyster. you're telling me you'd slurp on some 3 day old oyster sitting at room temp with bacteria growing it as the membrane sweats out?
>Sneks
>>157534597Metropolioles legend Pete Alonso does it his way. >>157534605Then explain .gifrel?
>>157534524out of interest, who you picking
>>157534618
>>157534612You were saying?
>>157534635The most feminine black tranny available, of course. I'm not gay, you know?
>>157534618The vagina is self cleaning you fucking virgin. Go learn about the female reproductive system. Women aren't even supposed to use soap inside of their vaginas because the area is so sensitive.
>>157534638you will quickly be disillusioned once you actually smell stank pussy and asshole and a girl's vegan farts. none of it is in any way sexy unless you have a mental illness
kek Angels
THE O'S WON, /mlb/ WON
Os win! Gg As
>>157534652You mean to tell me that I’m being intentionally outrageous on 4chanel for my own amusement?
>>157534649>never even rinse your pussy because it's self cleaning. I read this in my internet studies of the vaginanot sure why you're so angry about this lil man but it's not like whatever you see in your chinese comics
can't believe he left martin in, he was doing really well too for his debut. shitty management.
new O's fan
>>157534668you rascal :^)
>>157534670Because you're just saying stupid nonsense. Vaginas don't require internal cleaning.
>>157534679: D
cubs girls have to wash theirs
>>157534680They require regular scrubbing with my dick head
I hope Kurt Suzuki gets into a fatal car crash on his way home tonight.
>>157534680stank puss != failure to scrub thoroughly inside with lysol
>>157534686>washyou mean dilate
>>157534691
I guess they wanted to save the bullpen for tomorrow when Kikuchi pitches against Wheeler
>>157534691What if his wife browses this genny and sees this?
>losers who have never even seen a vagina trying to lecture others about cleaning them
>>157534649>>157534680This is one upset Cubs ladyboy.
a woman can get stinky pussy from her diet etc
>>157534711Everyone seen a vagina, you come out of one
>>157534711you're crashing out over something you made up in your own head lol>>157534716my ex had a super mucusy pussy after covid one time. it was kinda hot
I just bought an old book of quotations from a secondhand store (I mostly just wanted to support it). The more I read it, the more I think it looks a lot like /sp/ discussions on a meme topic (tonight: vagina hygiene)
>>157534718Fucking delete this before test tubespie gets back
>>157534722No wonder she's your ex when you don't know how her body works.
>>157534718not me, I was a c section
>>157534718I had my eyes closed
What even got the urgay O's fan and Scottish Rays fan into baseball this season.
>>157534731listen it's great that you studied up on your vaginal transplant or however that shit works for mtf. most guys aren't intimately familiar with the workings of a vagina. we just know it feels excellent. but nobody mentioned anything jamming a bar of soap inside to clean one lol you just took an opportunity to freak out for no reason
my body is selfcleaning
More posters here are familiar with female ass.
>>157534748>bringing up trannies out of nowhere lol okay dude whatever you say, go continue to not know shit about women
Fucking Kurt I hate him so fucking much.GG Phillies
I love pussy so much it's unreal
self clean anon thought stinky pussy anon thought stinky pussy came from sweat or something kekdoesn't know about PH
>>157534763>you must watch 20 hours of YouTube videos on the vagina or else you never understand a woman like I dookay pal I'm sure that's going great for youI just assumed you're trans with how upset you got over an imaginary argument. figured it was one of those things where you could really stick it to men but showing how much of a girl you are
>>157534745Idk but the foreign fags are mostly the best posters on the general, with the exception of chikaner and his vpns.
>>157534512>>157534513Ridiculous
>>157534779dawg if a girl doesn't shower for 3 days it's def still gonna stink. it's not that dif from guys. would you wanna put your unwashed dick and balls in front of a girl's face? that doesn't mean you jam a toothbrush down your dickhole to clean it. I'm kind of impressed by how autistic this dude is
>lose at home>fireworks show afterkwab
>>157534763
>>157534795Do you not wash your dick properly? You're supposed to peel the foreskin back and wash there with non-scented soap and water
>>157534698Kikuchi shouldn't even be on this team right now. He's awful and just taking away a start from one of the young pitchers
>>157534817no I just let smegma build up and serve it as charcuterie when we're taking a break obviously dude. there's a difference between retracting foreskin and cleaning the inside of your dick. it was an analogy
Can we stop talking about dirty dicks and vaginas now?
>>157534842what about the dirty uniforms
I haven't smelled a vagina in years
>>157534848What about dirty deeds done dirt cheap?
>>157534862like eating ass for free?
>>157534872I mean if that's what you're into bro you do you
>>157534862go on... im listening
>>157533835is that a tattoo at the top of her cleavage?
KURT PLEASE DRIVE SAFELY
>>157534887forgot pic
>>157534897lelled
>>157534887I used to think the lyrics were saying thunder chief
>>157534888yup
>>157534902Sadly, these kinds of stories are a diamond dozen.
>>157533948NYC supremacy
remember when anon doxed himself while trying to make fun of Big Tush?
>>157534888yea
Concrete shoes…Cyanide…TNT!DONE DIRT CHEAP!!
>>157534991is a woman with this kind of setup intelligent and unorthodox or a manchild in a female body?
>>157535022I fucked her and those are my collectibles in the background
>>157535082good question
luv baseballluv the m'swait what the fuck we lost 22-0 how in the fuck do you do that when its a 1-0 game for five innings holy shit
>>157534991>>157535082>>157535095Women are such dumbasses
>>157534938Tush 'em
husbandt... you watch too many baseball
>>157534938Who is Big Tush?
>This is what Kwanza Jones wants to see at Petco Park
>>157535452You gonna open that mouth of yours again, women? I can still send you back, the green card isn't finalized.
>>157535489I bet you were expecting a reckerpost, weren't you?
>>157535696:(
It seems Cubs Girl is still the star of /mlb/.Go Cubs!
>>157533912based arraez robbed ohtani in 2024 just to MINDFUCK him. ohtani was like a few decimal points in BA away or something
>>157535844you're not japanese
>>157536065*labored breathing*How dare you
Umps are so bad they hired a woman to make it even worse
>>157536328I like how there were a few umps that had such consistently bad calls this year that they shifted them to soft retiring. I'm actually impressed with how accurate the remaining ones are.
>>157536342Gotta really fight for their jobs now. ABS basically sent them home and it'll get even harder for them to make correct calls
>>157535996He’s walkin’ Spanish down the hall
My Brewskies are the winningestSure this will translate to Postseason success…
>>157534643good postframber melty day. no series win for my tigs
>>157536489>framber melty dayframby din do nuffin ;-;
Tigs scammed the doyers
Hmm... something like this, maybe?
gm
>>157536834Nah
Jays won yesterday with a tough brand of hard-nosed and smart baseball
>>157536948*blesses you*
Well I woke up this morning with the coooooold waterWith the cooooold water With the coooooold water Woke up this morning with the cooooold waterWith the cooooold water With the cooooold
>>157536963Bless your heart
>>157536937So, something like this, then?
>>157536358b-b-b-but muh soul
>>157537008
>>157537008Look at where my Sox are *o*
>>157537045Naturally, leading the AL Central.Go Sox!
red sux
>>157537016Who will saaaayayave your soul?
Good morning to everyone except venezolANO
Yanks are turning the corner.
I'm a Cubs girl
coomer on the grid!
He's a schlitt....house
I call em the stinkees
>>157537602Based
